#I would have
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I'll put you in your coffin, Father.
Interview With the Vampire (1994)
The Hunger (1983)
Queen of the Damned (2002)
Baldur's Gate 3 (2023)
Interview With the Vampire (2022- )
Bit (2019)
#horroredit#vampireedit#usergiles#interview with the vampire#the hunger#queen of the damned#bit#mygifs#i can't believe jessica in true blood never seriously tried to stake bill#i would have
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Anyone thinking about the fate of that sanctuary cat? The one that tried to get over the wall but couldn't and eventually gave up?
I feel like modern day MC (who likes to save strays) would've tried to free it.
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get the man a fan ✨
#the english muffin is burning#Andrew Lincoln#*#andygifs#gonna make like those ancient greek fantasies and fan him with palm fronds#happy sinday#don't flash your midriff at me you tart#i'd say im looking#but that'd be stupidly obvious#hello illac furrow adonis belt v lines whatever the crap you wanna call them#that belt is really doing its job#poor sweaty thing#everyone: :) andy: *melting*#he felt like a space heater when i hugged him tho so boy just runs hot#someone pick up that paper on the table and fan the man 😂#i would have#sorry but when a man's shirt goes up like that i get stupid
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Yeah i mean half the Orin-redeemed Durge conflict could have been avoided if the Durge had hugged her and told her they were proud of her.
#i would have#you can side with Gortash (only for 30s tho) why can’t i with Orin??#she’s just a baby#bg3#orin the red#baldur’s gate 3
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So uh...today just went from “good” to bad because while I was driving to the mall, I accidentally hit some debris that was on the road and cracked my front fender (thankfully it’s still attached and didn’t come off or that would be REALLY BAD). Thankfully I’m not hurt and it didn’t crack my pan, but still...this is like my first “accident” and I am feeling terrible. So if you could send me good vibes or encouragement or anything, I would appreciate it...because now my nerves are shot and I know my anxiety is gonna be through the fucking roof
#sass talks#i'm especially upset because i've been SO GOOD about taking care of my car and nNOT getting into accidents but then this happened#thankfully i have insurance but i have no idea how expensive it's going to be until next week when i take my car to get looked at#and before you say anything#trust me if i could have moved#i would have#but it was too late#and i had cars on either side of me#so it was either#hit them#or just take the hit myself#so i took the hit#i am not happy
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we got a new train station and apparently first riders got a commemorative pin jealousy and rage are consuming my body because I missed out
#sorry I didn’t know to wake up at ass o’clock to travel the opposite way on my train line for a train pin!!!!!#no one told me!!!!!#I WOULD HAVE#trains
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I had a dream last night that someone turned my story into a live action disney adaptation, and while the irl versions of my characters were fairly accurate (and trippy to see since they are exclusively Drawn Beings) they made my favorite CHARACTER A BACKGROUND CHARACTER AND RUINED THE PLOT AND EVERYTHING ELSE THE SAME WAY ALL THE OTHER LESS-POPLAR DISNEY REMAKES DID and everyone's ringers were one and the keyboard clicks of their phones were audible
#i was so PISSED omg#why did they have to do my guy like that#iggy you deserved better :(#in all honesty i didnt actually hear the phones like that#but if someone had opened their phone#i would have
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watching Julien Solomita play Stardew Valley is giving me nearly as much serotonin as when I rewatch Jenna Marbles videos
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My Engineering lab partner…bro. He has a habit of like whispering under his breath to himself. We walk around this table that’s covered in our tools and our project so we’re often behind each other or shoulder-to-shoulder and he’s a tad taller than me. This one time he was really focused, right next to my ear when he accidentally snapped the pencil lead and whispered, “fuck.”
I jolted up. That was like, tingle in my spine. I was red in the face because all I could picture was Jake Seresin CUZ HE SOUNDED LIKE HIM. And now that’s all I can imagine.
#praying for you and your sanity#I would have#had to excuse myself#m answers#slumber party#sexcapades
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#bless him#can you imagine#I love that girl’s reaction when they introduce him#I really hope some people asked for a photo#I would have#rick astley#bbc#glastonbury#‘rick astonbury’
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He's so soft 😭
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I would have said I love you in a hundred different ways if only—just once—I believed you felt the same
I would have showed you I love you in two hundred different more if only—just once—I could trust you like before
Instead, I learned three hundred senseless ways to trigger pain starting with that time I dreamed someday, we’d spell forever with our veins
- Cora Finch
#poetry#love#heartbreak#life#dreams#endings#I love you#to say love#to show love#to feel love#hurt#my writing#cora finch#heartsongs#poem#225#I would have
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me: I wonder what Cash De Cuir, my beloved rat enthusiast and former Failbetter writer, is doing these days.
Twitter: he helped write Disco Elysium
Me: my regrets are endless
#disco elysium#i would have#i would have bought it on the spot if i had known#ahhhhhhhhhhhhh *wails*#this is BAD TIMING i just got back INTO a hyperfixation cannot handle two at once
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well if i had a nickel for every time i goodwilled all my aprons and swore i’d never work a restaurant job again only to be purchasing new aprons months or years later….
#i would have#two nickels#which is still more than one nickel#but the Urge has returned….#third time the charm?
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