#I win forever

[ilovesmosh55]

new paldean winds said Larry has been in the league for 25 years which is A: hilarious B: means he has to at least be 40 if he joined at the absolute youngest age he could at 16 (when most teens get a first job) (I mean he could’ve joined earlier since they seem to let in child prodigies like Poppy but he doesn’t strike me as that type). So I win. My 45+ year old Larry agenda has won today

[circusclownproductions]

DIRTY RICE FOR DINNER TONIGHT🙏🙏‼️‼️🗣️

[a-clover-counter]

happy april fools!

[moonsidesong]

sonic 06 soundtrack cd rereleasing in japan while i currently had a buyee order waiting is sooo awesome im so happy. WAAA

[queen-mihai]

Completely random

Thanks to my new avatar, I kinda wonder what it looks like with my profile saying some of the semi-raunchy stuff that I say.

"Scots get sex in Cumland and cum in Sexland"

- Tumblr Angel Princess

"Dictators' houses LOVE being on fire"

- An Angel

"I can't stand dogshit backwards disingenuous arguments. The people who make them need to fuck off"

- Can't make this clear enough. Halo. Wings. This is an angel saying these things. And a princess.

Eh not like any of it's real anyway. But it's just fun to ponder 😜😇🥰😂

[nenestansunsthings]

THE ARTURIA WANTER IS THE ARTURIA HAVER

SHES EVERYTHING TO MEEEE

also got a penance from the same pull :)) AND my friend pulled n got viviana for me!!!!

anyway sl7ed and e2ed arturia so if u wanna be friends hmu

[ittybittybumblebee]

no you cant do this to us , you cant do that here . nuh uh doesnt happen . you people have threatened me before . WEEP

[loveisbraveandwild]

whenever taylor sings a surprise song i want i just have to say to myself *i was at city of lover* *i was at city of lover* *i was at city of lover* and then i feel less sad

[isabelopaque]

me when sparrow has one speaking line

[pokimoko]

I can't keep being fundamentally changed as a person by animated movies, it's just not sustainable.

[skateboardtotheheart]

there is just something about the difference between edwin's love interests and having the cat king's reaction to edwin in hell being "i'll be waiting when he gets back" vs charles "no version of this where i don't come get you" rowland convincing a powerful trans-dimensional being to open a door to hell just so he could get him back

i am insane

[itty-bitty-sunshine]

It's june, you know what that means

¡¡Festivity time!!

[disaster-magician]

Sorry your crush is oblivious Qiu, better luck next time!

(Fake screenshots! These are fan made based on incorrect quotes and not in the game)

[justpassingbyoursht]

I've seen some people say some character art downgraded from 1 to 2 and while i agree about some poses not being as dynamic and some of the art being unfinished (early access tho) and the colors not being as dope, and some of the gods feel different

but i wanna specifically ramble about Artemis best gurl for a bit

this is my girlie in Hades 1

I've been thinking about the differences from 1 to 2, and I think in here, she's presenting herself as the Goddess of Hunting.

she looks a bit menacing, she looks sharp, she looks like she just got here, the angle she's looking at you it's not very direct it's like she's measuring you from head-to-toe kinda way, she also has that greenish light which feels kinda like an aura. she's down to business!

and when we look at her in Hades 2

She looks confident still, and you can see her weapons just as clearly, but her pose, and her smile? she's like, laid back, she's not quite posing to create an impression, she doesn't have that greenish aura, she's there in the flesh, she's not really presenting as a goddess in particular... she looks more welcoming, a bit softer looking... she looks like she's just stopped for a chat, while in 1 it's like she's in the middle of something

and when you stop to think about it? she is. she is just chatting with her friend. Melinoe is her friend, she called her Sister.

We're much more closer to her as Melinoe than we were as Zagreus. bc while she does become friends with him in H1, she's more of a long distance friend. we were building our bond with her in H1.

But here? in H2? she's known Mel for years... she kept it a secret from other gods... she's got those accessories thingies with the 4 colors. not only are we close friends we even got a friend bracelet thing going on with her!! Melinoe is a precious friend to her from what i've seen so far.

Why would she pose and be a bit distant with her friend? we know Artemis is a bit closed off from people, she prefers being in the woods with the animals than other gods i recall her saying that to Zag, but Mel? Mel is a dear friend, she sounds much more casual from the get go with her than with Zag because we have a strong bond with her already

In Hades 1 we just got to know her, so she's more closed off, she is more business like, she is distant, she is The Goddess of Hunting

In Hades 2 she is our friend 💖

that. is the difference

[queen-mihai]

Oh yeah speaking of Samiel (pronounced sam-eye-ehl) from "The Master's Quest: Meet Annabella"

Someone has definitely officially been horny about one of my characters

Actually... more than one.

However, it still doesn't count since no one has ever posted anything horny about any of my characters, meaning I'm still singlehandedly defeating the entire internet.

There are no genderbent MQ characters

There is no MQ rule 34 anywhere on the entire internet

My fandom consists of... I think less than 5 people

Which is more than the one that it used to be

But still enough to say I'm certainly not famous and obscure enough that I slip past the rules of the internet effortlessly

There is no such thing as hubris

[sixoclocker]

do yall ever think about how starlo says “but nah.” in the vengeance route and connect it to “nah. i’d win.”