#I will survive.

[userautumn]

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[boypussydilf]

i realized with horror that my f&c finale rewrite would be like, genuinely my most ambitious creative project to date. i have been writing for my entire life and i have at least 1 big original story i plan to make real eventually but this is the most complex thing i have actually attempted to make so far. i am trying so so hard to make myself see this as “Haha cool, it’s like fun casual practice for when i take on bigger projects in the future!!” and not “oh god i have to make this So Good so i can Prove that im Good At This”

[uanwlarry]

okay, the timeline they’ve built up is weird.

tayrry had been dating for 14 months but he was spotted with emrata around that time.

they allegedly broke up in april but taylor was “wearing his cap” in may.

she also made that comment about liking mullets while harry coincidently has one (idk i don’t really think it classifies as a mullet but a lot of people seem to think so) in may too.

[haruichi-mamiya]

The way those exclusive sim cards has devastated the f2p lovebrush community. Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

[entry-65]

MY TOOTH HURTS

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

[wrenchwenches]

[james-p-sullivan]

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

[oncillabrigade]

Finally read Robins!

I have a lot of thoughts, but I just want to say this panel is the funniest thing I've ever seen:

[tired-and-swaggy]

[chloesimaginationthings]

The REAL lore from the FNAF survival logbook,,

[zorangezest]

meet the bayverse

[versias]

Ridiculous Dead Serious idea:

Danny is in some kinda competition that Damian is also in, and they’ve been sniping at each other back and forth throughout the whole thing.

Until one day Danny goes, “You want me so bad it makes you look stupid!”

And Damian stops. Considers. Interrogates himself and his motivations like a good detective. Has a facial journey as he goes through the five stages of grief.

Danny was expecting a snide comeback and now he is legitimately worried he’s somehow triggered the snooty rich kid. Trying to decide if he wants to apologize or awkwardly make his way out of the room to give him time to recover.

Damian sorta hates himself because… yeah, yeah he does. He is attracted to the bratty little fucker and has been… pulling pigtails? Antagonizing to remain in his thoughts and field of vision, to watch his face get red and his breath quicken, to make him lean aggressively into his space and growl at him???

Damian is horrified. How did he misjudge himself so badly? Is this how mother felt when she discovered that Father was a complete mess and only fell more in love?

“Uh, dude? Are you… okay?” Danny reaches hesitantly towards him but doesn’t quite touch.

“No,” Damian says, schooling his face into a bland mask. “In fact, I may need you to support me.”

Panic flits across his companion’s face. He rushes to his aid, ducking against his side. His arm wraps around Damian’s back and a hand settles on his waist. Too gullible.

Damian mourns his own good sense.

[protoctist]

i know ryoko kui is a real one because she wrote 97+ chapters of a manga about fantasy ecosystems and food chains and not once did she write the phrase "survival of the fittest" (it's a bad phrase) (it's a social darwinist phrase even) (hated amongst biologists) (doesn't make sense) (darwin didn't use it) (coined by an business major) (one of the worst phrases in pop science) (no good)

[skelewife]

i don't know if tumblr has seen this yet but this is honest to god my favorite video