#I will get there someday
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teddybeartoji · 26 days ago
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i wish my gender was a detective from like any detective show/film from the 90's
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daily-technoblade-doodles · 6 months ago
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[48] extremely shoddy doodle.
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caprigender · 6 months ago
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Anyways i cut the sleeves off a horse camp t shirt i got when i was nine and let me tell you i can really tell my arms are getting bigger when i wear that thing
tentatively hoping i can continue to bulk like this i think its very fun i wanna look like if an old timey circus strongman was super femme
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dafukdidiwatch · 2 years ago
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Yeah but you can also buy a $800 realistic tarantula body pillow and no one can stop you
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lylahammar · 5 months ago
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My take on unicorns! I'd really love to make a mythical creature field guide someday, since the Spiderwick Field Guide is what inspired me to start drawing in the first place 🥰
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liquidstar · 1 year ago
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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starbuck · 1 year ago
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i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’
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plainclothesdisaster · 2 months ago
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Danny’s on the Suicide Squad. He’s the defacto team moral compass and ray of sunshine. He plays the role of the camp counselor that keeps everyone in line. He’s not afraid of working with even the gnarliest of baddies.
Everybody on the team wonders how he ended up locked up with the villains- he never talks about what he did to end up behind bars no matter how much they pester him. Then one day they’re out on a mission and Harley or somebody is caught and tortured. Danny snaps. It’s the opposite of brutal- he takes down everyone in the room with clinical, dispassionate efficiency.
After it’s over and the team is safe he comes back to himself and is almost sheepish. He radios Belle Reve.
“Whoops. Add another couple notches on my power dampener collar, would you Waller?”
“Can’t, it’s already at max.”
“Ah. Well. I’ll have a look at strengthening it when we’re back then.”
The team just stared at him slack jawed. Good thing he’s on their side.
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tazmiilly · 2 months ago
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can't even make some instant ramen in peace without this guy just passing out
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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months ago
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FNAF Movie William judges Vanessa's friends..
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miguxadraws · 6 months ago
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new buttonblossom era
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llamahearted · 6 months ago
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two people will go through similar things & learn to cope in different ways
print ♥︎ song
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thehmn · 10 months ago
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Are you a “I miss being a child with no responsibilities” person or a “Thank god I’m no longer a child with zero freedom” person?
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polararts · 2 years ago
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It's a period piece~
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anniilaugh · 3 months ago
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Too many beds? Build a love nest💕
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yes-asil · 3 months ago
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Going Home
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Also I have a Youtube Channel now??? It's just to post Animations and Speedpaints on for now so yeah!!
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