#I was running on 0 hours of sleep when i wrote this so tag edit — when i said that big kiss was beautiful i meant visually

[therealjosephcranor]

Tbh I think people are clipping the wrong part of the Ivantill kiss like - okay yes the big sweeping kiss is BEAUTIFUL. But have you all seen. the last kiss. the tiny, sweet kiss Ivan gives Till just before he starts to choke him. When they make eye contact and you can see the determination and love in Ivan's eyes, and for the first time, Till finally sees him back.

[scvrllet]

imagine being apart of the marauders (or at least close friends with them)

wrote this running on 0 hours of sleep so I’ll be editing soon

running into them during one of their pranks in third year

them thinking you were going to rat them out

but instead you lectured them about how idiotic their plan was then told them how they could’ve done better

them being quite shocked

slowly becoming friends

would definitely prank you

because they just wanted to see what you’d do as payback so they could get a few new ideas since they were running out

them seeing you as their little sister by the end of third year

a vast majority of the school thinking you’re dating all three of them

you’re not, of course

but that doesn’t stop people from thinking so

so you guys just ignore them

if they keep bothering you James and Sirius would probably hex them

or the four of them would prank them

or both

being very protective of you when another student starts getting a little too close or stares for a little too long

“I don’t need to be babied!”

“Shut up, do you want some chocolate?”

oh and speaking of chocolate

they know how to help you through your periods

lots of blankets for cuddling

having an almost endless supply of chocolates, candies and whatever else you may want

Remus helping you study and recommending new books he thinks you might enjoy

“Hey (Y/N), have you read this book yet? I just finished it and it’s really good, you should read it sometime.”

eventually he’d just stop asking and just place it on your bed along with some chocolate

the Marauders not letting you go with them on full nights

them also being scared to tell you at first, especially Remus

but you didn’t really mind

so while they were out on the full moon, you’d be sneaking around the castle getting as much food as possible

Sirius coming to you for advice

letting his walls down whenever he was around you

platonic cuddles!

lots and lots of platonic cuddling

James would be the most protective over you

he’s already the mother hen of the Marauders

but with you?

oh boy

just goes full protection mode

sometimes he can be a little too much

but it’s just because he doesn’t want to see you get hurt

by anyone

will punch someone who looks at you wrong with no hesitation

Peter sneaking around the school with you late at night when you’re bored

often sneaks food to you when you’re hungry in class

when James and Lily started talking at the end of sixth year she’s undeniably jealous of you

she thinks you like him and her smile instantly drops when you’re near

because she’d enter the Gryffidnor Common Room to look for James

only to see him laying on the couch with his head in your lap while you hummed a song, eyes glued to your book

she’d just turn around then ignore him for the next week

that is until seventh year starts

and the two of you are paired together for Potions

it was awkward at first

she’d flash you a convincing smile

though not convincing enough

and you just politely smiled back

but 10 minutes in and Professor Slughorn says something

you quietly mock him under your breathe thinking no one would hear you

but Lily did and she almost got kicked out of class for laughing

and that was the beginning of your friendship with Lily Evans

the boys were very confused a week later when they saw you walk towards her and instead of frowning she pulled you into a hug ?

“When did this happen?”

“Potions.”

helping James ask her out

helping Lily realize her feelings for James

being the one both of them would come to for relationship advice

Jily finally becoming an official couple

going to the Potters for the Christmas holidays

getting a little too drunk in his basement which resulted in everyone passing out

you woke up in Sirius’ arms on the couch

Lily with James’ head on her lap on the opposite side of the couch

Remus had pushed two arm chairs together to sleep

(he was also the most sober one and placed blankets on all of you before going to sleep himself )

Peter was sprawled on the ground

joining The Order right after graduating

you and Sirius being named godparents after Harry is born

the two of spoiled the child beyond belief

then Voldemort happens and whatever

Sirius is wrongfully imprisoned because Pettigrew’s a pussy

you gain custody of Harry James Potter

and though Remus tried to get joint custody and it didn’t work, he often visited and helped you raise Harry

you knew Sirius didn’t kill Pettigrew

Remus, however, did not

you’d still tell Harry about Sirius though because he’s his godfather

time skip to when Sirius escapes Azkaban but instead of staying at 12 Grimmauld Place, he stays at yours

a fairly large house in a Muggle community

Sirius being so happy to finally see you, Remus and Harry again

but then old Voldy comes back again

Battle of the Department of Mysteries happens

and while Remus was holding Harry back from running through the veil with Sirius

you were chasing after Bellatrix

successfully using crucio on her

only stopping when you realized Harry - and his friends - were watching

though they understood and didn’t judge

you broke down that night

and when Harry came the next night the two of you ate dinner in silence

time skip again lmao to Battle of Hogwarts

Tonks and Remus die

you being the last Marauder alive

and being the only one able to grow old with your family

“(Y/N) is most likely to outlive us all.” You remembered James saying one night in the Gryffidnor Common Room

“Why must you always be right, Potter?”

naming your kids after the Marauders

also being the only one to die of old age

though when you woke up one day you noticed you were 17 again and quite scared because what the hell was happened

and you seemed to be in your old dorm back at Hogwarts

then you realized

“Took you long enough.”

A/N: If you don’t understand the ending, reader died (naturally in their sleep) and one (or all) of the Marauders said that last line (you can imagine whoever you’d like)

Taglist (there’s bits of Sirius Black x Platonic!Reader so this counts right?): @jellybeanduck99 @coldlilheart @strangerpilot011 @bravelyparker @emmaloo21 @lozzybowe @jjklefttoe @kamilantya (couldn’t tag you for some reason, sorry) 

[heinoushangar]

“Important” Headcanons

Tagged by: @wildgcd ; THANK YOU MY DEAR SADDER-LAZER!!! ♥ Tagging: you.

—- [ VAGGIE. ]

Can they use chopsticks?

Yes! She learned this to an “art” during her middle teenage years and she is proud of it because boy did she fumble with them. But hey, trust a lesbian to learn how to use her fingers.

What do they do when they can’t sleep?

Insomnia and Vaggie have been bedfellows since the teen years; she needed sleep aids to get her butt to have a full 8-hours. If that’s a no-go, it’s messing around on the internet until sleep takes hold or the meds kick in.

What would they impulse buy at the grocery store?

Lubricant. Black nail polish and lipstick. 

What order do they wash things in the shower?

What’s their coffee order?

Four sugar, splash of milk and a dash of cinnamon.

What sort of apps do they have on their phone?

God, don’t make me list it all. Usually there’s tons of music stations, remix apps, make-your-own-sound apps and cheerfully gorey games.

How do they act around children?

Awkwardly, as she doesn’t know how to tone herself down for them and nor does she have interest in it. It’s better to have someone good with kids around or else she might end up making someone cry.

What would they watch on tv when they’re bored and nothing is really on?

She defaults to the internet immediately lmao. There is no waiting around.

—- [ WEDNESDAY. ]

Can they use chopsticks?

Yes, both for eating and for weaponry.

What do they do when they can’t sleep?

She holds her breath and hyperventilates until she goes unconscious. Morticia has started offering an alternative involving one drop of nightshade and cannabis in tea.

What would they impulse buy at the grocery store?

Gasoline. She always finds it.

What order do they wash things in the shower?

What’s their coffee order?

Black. One sugar.

What sort of apps do they have on their phone?

None.

How do they act around children?

see for yourself.

What would they watch on tv when they’re bored and nothing is really on?

Static. If you ask, she will tell you that she is seeing something that you cannot.

—- [ PURGIS. ]

Can they use chopsticks?

Yep! She learned how to use them when she was itty-bitty. 

What do they do when they can’t sleep?

If she doesn’t choose to commit to staying in bed with books to read until her eyelids start to feel heavy, then she’s getting out of bed and going on a WANDER. She will either intrude on her possibly slumbering father and wake him up so they can talk ( she is so obnoxious with him but that’s what you get for being the parent she’s closest to; the more obnoxious “i love ya” behavior ), 

or she will mess around the house for a little bit and either wander down to the embalming room and body locker to inspect the dead and do her own stealthy experiments. Not extensive since she is tired and she does not want to leave any possible sloppy work or evidence that she’s tampered with the corpses, but little things, curious things. Investigation and study of various dead and their killing blows, let it be natural or un. She takes out her little notebook and records what she learns and always adds a little note to remind herself HEY, U WROTE THIS WHILE SUPER TIRED SO DO SOME EDITING FOR IT MAKE MORE SENSE.

OR, she will leave the house and wander the streets. Undertaker’s Parlor is literally smack dab in a portion of the city of London, so she has a lot of things to look at and a lot of window shopping to do within her immediate vicinity. She loves living in the city because of this. 

What would they impulse buy at the grocery store?

Butterscotch candy, every time. Also medical gloves and hand sanitizer. If there’s a fast food market in the store then you better believe she is buying something to eat, too! 

What order do they wash things in the shower?

Hair is always first. She takes excellent care of her hair.

What’s their coffee order?

So sweet and so milky.

What sort of apps do they have on their phone?

Toreba. Weather App. Zombies, Run!. Neko Atsume, which Poe downloaded for her and she checks in every now and then and gets a lil addicted before losing interest for varied months. Tetris. Coupon App. All-in-One Calculator. Bird Guide.

How do they act around children?

She is actually very sweet around children and very enabling. She’s had lots of offers for babysitting due to just fricken running kids to energy level 0 at the park lmao, which she’ll sometimes actually take up on if she’s in a hard spot for money. 

What would they watch on tv when they’re bored and nothing is really on?

—- [ CLAUDIA. ]

Can they use chopsticks?

Nope! Her self-consciousness would eat her alive if she’s trying to use them in front of other people and failing miserably, too.

What do they do when they can’t sleep?

Woodcarving, which has led to nicks on her hands when she ends up dozing for .10 milliseconds. If she isn’t doing that, she’s being a prick by sneaking up on the working servants and scaring them half to death and doing god knows what else.

What would they impulse buy at the grocery store?

berries. there will be a million packs of them at home and an entire vineyard and she is Still buying up on that lmao. she does the same with herbs. 

francis, kicking down her office door: “MUM WE DO NOT NEED ALL THIS SAGE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU”

it drives francis batty.

but when she sees weird shit she’s never seen before, or really bizarre food, she just.

What order do they wash things in the shower?

What’s their coffee order?

There is no coffee order, There is only Tea.

What sort of apps do they have on their phone?

Twitter. The only thing she’s ever retweeted / posted is this. There’s Neko Atsume too, but she always forgets to check it. red has not owned a cellphone ever in her life. red does not know what kind of apps exist.

How do they act around children?

Playful! She’s really good with kids, she gets into that childish spirit and mucks around with ‘em. Tells them stories about the Fae and the Mythos she knows. She’s honestly one of those really fun people that are good to expose to kids, she leaves a good impact. :| <3

What would they watch on tv when they’re bored and nothing is really on?

[alien-bodies]

Oversharing Time!!!

(i just made that title up that’s not the official title I’m just Like That)

Ok so @frogyell​ tagged my main account (I am BLEST) but that’s for Refined Star Trek Content and this one’s for excellent moodboard content and garbage so here’s the garbage!!! I’m putting it under a cut bc it manipulates your brain to want to read through 85 fuckin facts about me more wow I love science

rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.

1. last drink: Water! off to a great start

2. last phone call: my local Hot Topic. I feel like I should also mention I work there. But if you don’t know that and steal my phone you’ll see I have a contact named Hot Topic

3. last text message: Google sent me a verification code, but the last one I sent was to my brother it says “k”

4. last song you listened to: It’s called The Horror Of Your Love by Ludo, if I had to delete all but one song on my 121-song Best Enemies playlist I’d keep this one it’s Peak and kinda has vore but it’s metaphorical. metavoreical, if you will

5. time you cried: during my latest EMDR sesh! I was in Wales and everything it was a Lot I got ice cream after

6. dated someone twice? Big No

7. kissed someone and regretted it? Not really?

8. been cheated on? my ex had 16 anime dating sims downloaded at one point while we were dating does that count

9. lost someone special? yea

10. been depressed? hella

11. gotten drunk and thrown up? I’ve been drunk 1 time and it was when I was playing English handbells at my dad’s church’s wassail night but I did not throw up no

fave colors

12. Black

13. Lavendar

14. Light blue

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends? Hell Yell!!

16. fallen out of love? k i n d a ? ?

17. laughed until you cried? oh absolutely

18. found out someone was talking about you? OH BOY YUP YUP

19. met someone who changed you? yes! she managed to physically alter my hippocampus without touching it how fuckign whack is that

20. found out who your friends are? It’s always the same miraculous group chat

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list? sure have

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl? I keep it nice and refined so all of them. My old account is another story

23. do you have any pets? one beautiful and talented cat named Moriarty. A good description is she’s got puppy software on cat hardware.

24. do you want to change your name? listen I’ve been through 4.5 of these fuckers, I like Nate, I’m Quite Finished

25. what did you do for your last birthday? invited 2 pals over, I remember one of them suddenly whipped out I Am The Doctor and the Dr Who theme on the piano out of fuckin nowhere and I was like “Daniel what the hell you’re so talented” and then I hardcore dissociated the rest of the day

26. what time did you wake up today? 10:00

27. what were you doing at midnight last night? chatting w @houseofoakdown​ and also editing my monstrosity of a fanfiction

28. what is something you cant wait for? Going back to school! then I can graduate in my pajamas and eat creamed corn in celebration

30. what are you listening to right now? the same goddamn playlist, this one’s called Battle Cry by The Family Crest, i cri erytiem

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom? probably???

32. something thats getting on your nerves? my brother vaping in the bathroom with the fan on at 12:30am

33. most visited website: tungle dot hell

34. hair color: I started out blonde af now I’m less blonde but still blonde.

35. long or short hair: short

36. do you have a crush on someone: :[] yes

37. what do you like about yourself: i’m hella smart, my moodboards are bangin, my writing is cool af, I’m well-hydrated at all times

38. want any piercings? Big No

39. blood type: A+!!!!! thats me!!!!!

40. nicknames: my brother calls me a goon sometimes

41. relationship status: im married to my laptop

42. zodiac: I was born on the last day of Taurus so I’m a definite Taurus/Gemini power combo

43. pronouns: they/them, tho in some places I use he/him bc The Dysphoria got hog wild enough I decided to pretend to be a trans guy so ppl would take me seriously, but I’m moving more towards they/them everywhere now. 

44. fave tv shows: Dr Fuck, Sherlock (I’m armed with a pitchfork and an arsenal of beefed up tv & film knowledge come on fight me), DOWNTON ABBEY

45. tattoos: in August I will get a bee on my right arm and probably a Secret Word in Gallifreyan on my left it’ll say fuck

46. right or left handed: one time I was bored in grade 10 and tried to make myself ambidextrous but that was a hassle so I’m firmly right handed. Except in archery.

47. ever had surgery: got all 4 wisom teeth out not long ago! I still need to squirt water in my gum holes so I get all the mushy food out :{

48. piercings: I used to have my ears pierced but they’re grown tf over now!

49. sport: first of all what the hell is this question looking for second of all I have a red belt (which is 2 below black belt) in Taekwondo. I really need to do that again hhhhhh

50. vacation: i went to England and France in the summer with my family as a “””grad trip”””, it was lots of fun but my collection of sensory issues extended to chomping and I dissociated so intensely in The Louvre my mom told me to go back outside so I wrote fanfiction while listening to 21 Pilots and chatting w my imaginary friends and it took me like 18 hours to process I’d seen The Mona Lisa with mine own 2 eyes. Also the plane was delayed twice bc we used Air Canada for some godforsaken reason and I had 0 hours of sleep when I went to the Sherlock Holmes museum and I started talkin to this bust of Sherlock Holmes and then I hadn’t eaten enough and we were walking to this bookstore and I said “I need food!” and my dad said “We’ll get it AFTER” then I shouted “I’M GONNA DIE” so I got a BLT from Tesco. 

51. trainers: h

more general

52. eating: the last thing I ate was chocolate chips straight out of the bag

53. drinking: I got another cup of water

54. im about to watch: my entire fanfiction to take 3000 notes on consistency. and by watch I mean read

55. waiting for: my brother (not vaping) to get out of the bathroom so I can PEE

56. want: Orphan Black to be on Netflix so I can actually binge watch it then call my grandma about it

57. get married: idk I didn’t think I was a get married person but since realizing I’m a lesbian it seems like a good idea!

58. career: nurse and a writer. I might just move to London and work double time to write enough scripts I have some street cred then pitch a TV adaptation of Faction Paradox to the BBC and win

which is better

59. hugs or kisses: hugs bc it means my friends are in my vicinity not Toronto

60. lips or eyes: uh. eyes???????????

61. shorter or taller: i’m 5′3″ and I would love a tol partner

62. older or younger: i don’t think I care

63. nice arms or stomach: what fresh hell does this mean. I’d like a nice stomach free of gastrointestinal issues and acid reflux. not that I have either of those but just in case

64. hookup or relationship: I have 300 many self-esteem issues so imma say relationship

65. troublemaker or hesitant: AU where I don’t have anxiety and I’m a trouble maker

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger: noop

67. drank hard liquor: I PUT RUM IN THE WASSAIL HELL YEAH also once someone bought me a shot at a queer dance thing bc it was payday and my friend told me to gulp the WHOLE SHOT and then the lemonade so I don’t barf and I was like “brah this is too high-stakes” so I poured the vodka in the lemonade and took sips and everyone stared at me

68. lost glasses: in grade 6 and then my mom threatened to make me wear one of those granny glasses chains so I never lost them again

69. turned someone down: ya this kid Cyrus used to chase me around in grade 5 and I’d run away always he was weird af one time he made out with a folder right in front of me in the middle of class

70. sex on first date: probs not at this point but I’m not opposed to the general idea when I’m less w h a c k e d  u p

71. broken someones heart: Not that I know of?

72. had your heart broken: c o n s i s t e n t l y in the most fricked up ways god

73. been arrested: no but once I booed at the police bc the local nazis (yeah) were gonna have a rally so we had a counter-rally and I dropped in but there were no nazis except one old dude in a MAGA hat showed up 2 hours late lmao

74. cried when someone died: oui

75. fallen for a friend: Big Lesbian Mood

do you believe in

76. yourself: YA BB

77. miracles: not as such

78. love at first sight: nah

79. santa claus: I wasn’t allowed to believe in Santa as a child bc he was “too much like God” sad

80. kiss on a first date: ye!

81. angels: big no

other

82. best friend’s name: I don’t exactly have a proper best friend but I’m goin with Liam

83. eye colour: blue/grey

84. fave movie: either The Force Awakens (bc I love bb8 and I’m gay 4 Rey) or Interstellar shut up

85. fave actor: uh idk let’s go with my brother

WOW THAT WAS LONG JEE🅱️US. I’m tagging @houseofoakdown @spoonietimelordy @gemvictorfromtheponyverse @spockswhales @raesand and that exhausts the ppl I know but you’re all worth quadruple in my heart 💖

[a-v-e-z-a]

Get to Know Me: OC Edition

I was tagged by @ahiddenpath (aeons ago) and I am also complete trash for anything to do my OCs, so here we are. I will do my main OC, Hana Kurosawa, but if anyone is interested, I did another for my other OC baby, Ryo Hiraki, under the cut. 

Name:  Hana Giselle Kurosawa

Nickname:  Mostly ‘Han,’ as in Han Solo. (lol, jk) In most of my stories that feature her, Tai has a habit of, affectionately, calling her by her surname, particularly if she’s gotten the upperhand on him somehow or if he’s conceding to her. 

Gender: Female

Star Sign:  Taurus, I think? She is born in May. 

Height: 5′3″

Orientation:  Heterosexual

Hogwarts House:  Okay. Disclaimer: I have never read Harry Potter (sad, I know). Thankfully, @ahiddenpath​ schooled my illiterate ass in the Hogwarts Houses, and I think I’d place Hana in Gryffindor. 

Nationality:  Uh... nationality-wise, Hana is French. In terms of ethnic makeup, she’s French/Japanese. 

Favourite fruit:  Mangoes

Favourite flower:  Probably irises or lavender. 

Favourite season:  Spring

Favourite scent:  Uh... lavender again. lol. She also finds the smells of cafes and coffee soothing in general, though they also tend to make her homesick. Other than that she loves the smell of freshly baked bread. 

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate:  Coffee.

Average hours of sleep:  Hana is somewhat health-conscious, so she’d try to get at least 7 hours of sleep a night. But she can sometimes be anxious about certain things and will sleep poorly. 

Dog or cat person:  I think Hana would be able to handle the higher energy of a dog (since she is rather active herself), but I picture her more with a cat. She’d appreciate a cat’s independence. 

Favourite fictional character:  Oh man... Hana grew up on fairytales and the stories that served as the bases for several Romantic-era ballets (like La Sylphide, Giselle, etc.), so she’d connect with those heroines. If we want to take a look at more contemporary picks, I’d say she’d like Holly Golightly from Truman Capote’s Breakfast at Tiffany’s or Catherine Morland from Northanger Abbey. She has a soft spot for nerds, and so would probably like the reluctant hero type, like Ender from Ender’s Game or Jonas from The Giver. 

Number of blankets they sleep with:  Two? Or three in winter. 

Dream trip:  I think Hana would really like to visit Scandinavia. Her grandfather on her late mother’s side is part Dane and was trained in the Danish discipline of ballet, so she’d probably be interested in learning more about Denmark (or any Scandinavian country, really). 

Random fact:  Oh geez. Uh... she does not know how to ride a bike? I even had a little story idea in which Tai finds this out and is like, “Whuuuut. I’m going to teach you how to ride a bike.” And Hana is like, “Okay, teach me, Maestro,” so he takes her to the park to practice on his bike, and long story short, on a practice solo run, she panics, forgets to brake, and rams into Tai and injures him and some other precious apparati of his. 

Name:  Ryo Julian Hiraki

Nickname:  None, really? Unless “assbutt” counts. (kidding!)

Gender: Male

Star Sign:  I honestly haven’t given this one much thought. I imagine he’d be born during a month that’s usually the mark of transition for seasons, like the bleak months of March or November. So... Pisces or Scorpio? (Maybe more Scorpio?)

Height: 6′0. 

Orientation:  Heterosexual

Hogwarts House:  Slytherin?

Nationality:  He is a Japanese citizen, but is biracial (French/Japanese). 

Favourite fruit:  Since he is a pretentious fuck, probably some rare ass delectable fruit, like a sekai-ichi apple. 

Favourite flower:  Probably something equally rare, like the Kokia Cookei flower. 

Favourite season:  Autumn

Favourite scent:  To be vague, the outdoors. To be not so vague, petrichor. 

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate:  Coffee.

Average hours of sleep:  I’d say anywhere between 6 and 9 hours of sleep. Ryo can act quickly when he needs/wants to, and so can persist and perform against fatigue or exhaustion. 

Dog or cat person:  Neither. I don’t see Ryo keeping pets, other than maybe a rare pet fish. 

Favourite fictional character:  Uh... probably any Byronic hero? So, like, Jay Gatsby, Macbeth, Victor Frankenstein. 

Number of blankets they sleep with: Probably two? 

Dream trip:  I don’t even know if he’d have one? He becomes very well-traveled at a young age, so he’s pretty much seen it all. Maybe Antarctica? Space? The Final Frontier? lol. 

Random fact:  So, despite being the main antagonist in The Center of Everything, Ryo is actually one of my favorite OCs. Like, he could supersede Hana in the future the more that I develop him. (But why, Aveza, why would you dote on this pretentious asshole?) Part of the reason I like him so much is that, while he did cheat on Hana, he is, at his core, a very loyal person--particularly to those he genuinely cares about. The example I’ll cite here is the whole “Driving Lessons” arc from A Boy and Girl Affair. At that point in the story, he and Hana have long since broken up but have continued being friends. The whole set-up occurs because Hana casually mentions to him one day that her friends are looking to learn to drive, and so he offers to teach them on his own time, with his own car. She didn’t ASK him to do this, but Ryo’s care for Hana is explicit in how he responds to her relationships with others. He helps Tai, Matt, Izzy, and Sora simply because they are Hana’s friends and they are dear to her and critical to her happiness. I actually wrote an alternate ending to that arc wherein Izzy remarks to Hana that he thinks Ryo is in love with her, and he’s not incorrect (but that’s a whole other spiel for another day!). To those that dislike him, this is probably a moot point, but I’ve shared it with the hope you all might start to warm up to him. :D