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hope is all we have

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Alright think I've cracked it

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all cyberpunk stories are like “If you wanna crack open a cybercroissant this nasty, you’re gonna need a real top notch e-driller. i know a guy- Toledo Killswitch- he’s got the frag ordinance you need to grizzle this bocce ball.”

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I can't be autistic bc I'm actually great at understanding social cues!

[Cut to my POV, a Terminator-style overlay analyzing word choice and body language while over everyone's head a bar labeled Are They Mad At Me shows varying levels]

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Me, waiting for someone to actually be the Rani:

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mentally im friends with a lot of u guys even if we dont talk or never have talked and probably will never talk directly. its ok. the warriors bond transcends words

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being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up

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sometimes a doctor who episode is about choosing to be alone again and again because you chose the world over you and the people you care so much

and sometimes a doctor who episode is about your ex who whitewashes the 44th US president Barack Obama and the entire world just to fuck with you and you need to deal with that shit by crashing into a mansion roof

and those two are the same ep

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WHO IS RUNNING THE BIG FINISH INSTAGRAM??

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I think about them a lot.

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the fact that torchwood even worked is kind of fascinating. like. it’s a gory sexy r rated spinoff of a kids show with one character in common. it barely even ties into the show it’s based on. and everyone is gay. and people were like yeah. let’s do it. in 2006

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The Book of the Snowstorm is out!

At a mammoth-length (828 pages, with a higher word count than Cwej: Down the Middle), "The Book of the Snowstorm" serves as the first dedicated print installment of the Coloth series, but somewhat more importantly to this blog, it serves as the first release for quite a few upcoming expanded Faction Paradox universe (a.k.a "Doctor Who universe") authors, including the likes of:

Myself, writing The Claus-Rosen Bridge with @tvmigraine (Elodie Christian) and The Cathedral of Winter (solo)

@theangelshavethephonebox (Theta Mandel) writing Our Bleak Midwinter

@thienvaldram (Thien Valdram) writing The Dinosaur in the Snow

Beyond these Tumblr users, there were many more by both other new authors (such as Ismaeel Clarke) and established authors (such as @doctornolonger (Nate Bumber), James Hornby, and more). Of course, Snowstorm wouldn't be Snowstorm if it weren't for the multiple stories written by @aristidetwain , and his marvelous editing work.

With all of that said, here is Arcbeatle Press's own official announcement, and here is the direct link to purchase the book (and the American link). The ebook is currently going for £2.35, and the physical for £23.61

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Christmas just wouldn't be christmas!

(some closeup details and version without text under the cut >.<)