#I was like Gasssspppp

[casdeans-pie]

There's a new advert on TV for Walkers Crisps (chips for you Americans out there) and as soon as it came on my head whipped up from my phone like a meerkat and I literally said out loud "It's the Clicky Dean AMV song!!!"

Sent me into the stratosphere to hear that song coming from my TV

[lesbiansanemi]

So hard being a sukuna enjoyer and trying to find fics about him because you get one of two options

1. God awful out of character reader insert porn where you’re his uwu submissive (normally terrified of him) concubine or some shit but GASSSSPPPP he ACTUALLY cares about you and is soft for YOU ONLY and he wants you to GET PREGNANT with HIS HEIR oh my GOD

Or

2. God awful out of character suku.fushi or suku.ita where the plot is like what if sukuna was a MAFIA BOSS and he got OBSESSED WITH THEM and KIDNAPPED them and also it was INCEST and OMEGAVERSE and they call him DADDY while he FUCKS THEM INTO THE MATTRESS and talks about their PUSSY the WHOLE time

And both make me want to throw up in my mouth and momentarily wish I had the power to arbitrarily ban ppl from posting on the internet

[didyoutrydynamite]

Do you have a Team JNRZ meet Team JNPR snip somewhere?

Surprisingly, no!

JNPR Jaune: Atlas huh? Did you go there for the weather or something?

JNRZ Jaune: *Sighs* It's... complicated. How is Beacon by the way? Sometimes I wonder what it would have been like to go there originally.

JNPR Jaune: It's... complicated. But luckily I've got my team with me. They've been incredibly supportive since I've spilled the beans on the transcripts.

JNRZ Jaune: ASDFGHJK! What?! You've told them about the transcripts?!

JNPR Jaune: Yeah? Has your team not found out yet?

JNRZ Jaune: NO! How long did you wait before telling them?!

JNPR Jaune: Like... two weeks?

JNRZ Jaune: TWO WEEKS?!?!

~O~O~O~O~O~

Neon: OMG! The Pyrrha Nikos!? Wow, your Jaune really won the lottery getting a partner like you!

Pyrrha: Oh I wouldn't say that. In fact, you could say I skewed the odds into my favor.

Neon: Skewed the odds?? Wait, so you made sure Jaune was your partner? After you just met? Why?

Pyrrha: W-Well, there's no real reason. It's just he caught my interest-

Neon: *GASSSSPPPP* Shut. UP! You're crushing on Blondie?!

Pyrrha: *Deep Blush* H-Huh? No! I wouldn't say crush, it's more of a-a fondness! Yes, a fondness! H-he's just really the first person that's ever treated me differently.

Neon: Huphuphup! Say no more. As Blondie's interdimensional wing woman, it is now my goal to get you some of that Cute Arc Ass. By the time we're done, you're gonna be promoted from partner to Mommy~

Pyrrha: *Even deeper blush* I-I'm sorry!?

~O~O~O~O~O~

Reese: You like blowing up shit too?!

Nora: Heck YES I do! Do you like pancakes?!

Reese: PFFT! It's only the greatest breakfast food ever made besides left over pizza! Ok, on the count of three, say the first thing that comes to your mind. 1... 2... 3...

Reese/Nora: PRANK WAR!

Nora: Did we just become best friends?

Reese: Hell yeah we did! You wanna go prank Cardin till he cries?

Nora: *sniffs* I thought you'd never ask.

~O~O~O~O~O~

May:...

Ren:...

May:... So are we just the quiet ones then?

Ren: ... I guess if we had to put a label on it, yes.

May: ...

Ren: ... This is the most peace I've had in months.

May: I know, I love it. Do you want to get some tea and listen to quiet jazz?

Ren: Oh gods yes please.

[fluloa]

jake sully and his hair pulling kink.

i read a fan fic a couple days ago and i was literally (s)creaming

it was abt the reader doing his hair and he was sitting there with a hard dick until she pulled his hair rlly hard and he cummed

-🪷

STOP IT GASSSSPPPP I SAW IT TOO

it had like two parts after too

[merotwst]

Okay so like most of my drawings are better in person but anyways I love Rollo right? Yeah, so now I have a glorious masquerade fixation and made an MC outfit for it so now I'm obligated to expand on her character and now she has a backstory yayyyyy...

Here she is, she's named Medea Dalca and is half Romani and half Greek 🤡 same colour palette as Esmeralda lol

OH MY GOD YESSSS SHE LOOKS SO ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL GASSSSPPPP YOUR ART????? YES. 100% OWNED.

im obsessed with the fit YES. MISS MAAM SLAYED. pls im not even joking i would literally wear that outfit every day of the week periodt. gaslight gatekeep girlboss. i love her design so much!!!! she gives off powerful CEO vibes eheheh and i am living for it.

rollo doesn't deserve her. move, bitch boy. boutta steal ur girl i can treat her so much better than u ever can

[amenomiko]

What if... MC and The Ikemen Sengoku Husbands / BFs exchanged their soul by accident?

1. Nobunaga in MC's body : *sits in not so proper way like a Princess should be in front of all the warlords with a smirk*

Hideyoshi: Nobunaga-sama..! Please! I know that You and MC exchanged body but you have to keep her etiquette properly!! >////< *Says it while covering his eyes from MC's bare thigh*

MC in Nobunaga's body: He's right!! You are embarassing me >/////<

Ieyasu: *SPITS HIS TEA when he sees "Nobunaga" blushing and speaks like a girl and it showers Masamune's face*

2. Hideyoshi in MC's body : How many times do I have to tell you to not overwork yourself!! Do you hear me, Nobunaga-sama??

Nobunaga: Yes, yes, fireball of course. *smirks* I guess concerned MC is not bad. I could listen to her nagging all day long.

Hideyoshi: WHA- QAQ?? So you are saying you prefer her to be your right hand ma- woman? Pardon me Nobunaga-sama I won't allow it! She's my wife and she must not hurt her throat for her delicate body ୧( ಠ Д ಠ )୨

Nobunaga: You just use her "delicate" Body by nagging a lot more, Hideyoshi.

Hideyoshi: WAH QAQ!!! I JUST DID!!

MC in Hideyoshi's body: Hey 😑

3. Ieyasu in MC's body:.....tch. It's rude to stare at someone's face and laugh at it among yourselves. 😒😒😒

Masamune: Tsundere Lass is so adorable (*´ω`*) *sips tea*

Mitsuhide: I have to agree. Not bad ( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) *secretly exchange sake with Masamune's tea when he's busy laughing at Ieyasu*

MC in Ieyasu's body: *touches his mop hair* Waa (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) so fluffy ❤❤❤

Mitsunari: Thanks to MC, I can see Ieyasu-sama's smiling face (*n´ω`n*)

Ieyasu:....I will find a way to put diarrhea pills in all of their tea someday (-"-;)

4. Masamune in MC's body: OOHHH!! *goes in front of the mirror and STRIPS the kimono in one go* Ohoho 😏😏😏👉👉👉✨✨✨ hey you sexy lady ~ ❤. Who do you belong to? Of course..!! *grope MC's boobs* NOTHING BUT TO THE MOST HANDSOME WARLORD, MASAMUNE-SAMA! OHOHOHOHO 💕💕💕💕💕💕 *Kisses the mirror and winks at it*

MC in Masamune's body: STOP IT MASAMUNE STOP ITTTT Q//////Q!! *about to stop masamune but bonk her head onto nearby door screen because she's not use to the eyepatch*

*door screen breaks, revealing passing Hideyoshi*

MC: *GASSSSPPPP* O///A///O!!!

Hideyoshi: *sees naked body of MC* AAAAAAHHHHHH O/////A/////O!!!

MC: AAAAAAHHHHHH Q///////Q DON'T LOOK AT HIM- ME- HIM- AGSHSJSKEKSF-

Masamune: Hey hey man How do I Look??? 😏😏😏😏😏👉👉👉👉👉✨✨✨✨✨

5. Mitsunari in MC's body: (*´﹀`*) 🌸🌸🌸

MC in Mitsunari's body: (*´꒳`*) 🌼🌼🌼

Hideyoshi:....I can't see the difference.

Masamune: Yeah same here. But not to Ieyasu tho. *points at Ieyasu who has been tugging on his own hair*

Ieyasu: Wh-what is this- just WHAT is this?? I want to legally punch him but I can't- SOMEHOW I can't- I-

MC: Are you alright, Ieyasu :(´◦ A ◦｀):?

Ieyasu: STOP It's too blinding!! MORE THAN EVER (°д°)!!

6. Mitsuhide in MC's body: *smirks* Why Hideyoshi? You want to grab my collar again?

Hideyoshi: *vibrates intensely* Y-you..!! HOW DARE YOU TO USE MC's BODY LIKE THAT TO TEST MY PATIENCE!! OAO

MC in Mitsuhide's body: Wow..! This is delicious, Masamune (∩´∀`∩)💕

Masamune: F-finally I can see him enjoying the food and eating it properly and savour every single bite... 😭 *sniffs*

Ieyasu: That's MC in his body afterall. And are those tears? Oh god. 🙄

7. Kenshin in MC's body: *surrounded by rabbits even tho his face is gloomy and dark*

Sasuke: I know you are irritated but you can't go into a battle with that body.

Kenshin: ...Fine. Give me my sake and my plum so I can pass this restrictions.

Sasuke: No can't do. Do you want to damage your wife's body with your drinking habit?

Kenshin: ...Do you torture me on purpose, Sasuke?

Sasuke: No. *small smile* not really.

MC in Kenshin's body: *sees the vassals that just got back from training* Ah, Welcome back everyone..! Great job today (((o(♡´▽`♡)o))) thank you for all the hard work! Please have a rest okay? I will tell the maids to cook something delicious for all of you!

Vassals: K-Kenshin-sama... *blush + tears* UWOOOOHHHH KENSHIN-SAMA WE DIDN'T DESERVE YOUR SMILE AND LOVE AND KINDNESS WE WILL FOLLOW YOU FOREVER TIL DEATH SEPARATE US!!! UHHHHH (PД`q｡) SO THOUGHTFUL!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

MC: Ah shoot- I forgot I'm in his body (ㆁᴗㆁ✿)

Shingen: *laugh til he CHOKE on his Dango* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 HAHAHAHAHA UHUK- OAO *MASSIVE COUGH followed after*

Yukimura: SHINGEN-SAMA OAO!!!

8. Shingen in MC's body: Such.. Small body you have.. I can't believe this is the body I've been embracing every night. *gentle smile*

MC in Shingen's body: (and I can't believe mine. Those 6 packs...) *looks down to his chest* (THIS 6 PACKS!! C-calm down Me, calm down- oh shit I'm drooling..!)

Yukimura: *twitch at MC* that face... Shingen-sama himself NEVER drool to the sweets he love the most. EVER.

Shingen: *gropes MC's boobs* Hmm. I guess I did a great job ° ͜ʖ ͡ – ✧

MC: Wha- WHAT ARE YOU DOING MOLESTING PEOPLE'S BODY IN BROAD DAYLIGHT O////A////O!!

Shingen: Why can't I "indulge" my own wife's body 😏😏😏??

MC: Stop it!!! QAQ

Yukimura: YES. STOP. GET A ROOM OAO

9. Yukimura in MC's body: Oh. This is weird.

MC in Yukimura's body: Wha- why what's wrong? Is there something wrong with my body??

Yukimura: Nah there's no signs of magical feeling in me. I guess you are indeed a human and not an enchantress huh?

MC: What are you saying even after we get married OAO??

Yukimura: Nah, just joking. Actually I was suspecting for some wild boar's fur-- I'M JOKING MC DON'T THROW ME ACROSS THE ROOM YOUR BODY WILL DAMAGED MUCH WORSE THAN MY ORIGINAL BODY OAO!!!!

9. Sasuke in MC's body: *stoic face* (^･ｪ･^)

MC in Sasuke's body: Uhm.. Sasuke...?

Sasuke: *small gasp* MC. I want to try something..!

MC: Y-yes?

Sasuke: Somehow I'm glad this happened..! I can take this chance to examine something..!

MC: *gulps* wh-what is it??

Sasuke: Look at me MC. Focus on me.

MC: Y-yes I will try..!

Sasuke: I'm going to do it..!

MC: *nods eagerly*

Sasuke:.......*winks*

MC: (O_O)??

Sasuke: I find myself that I can wink..! One eyed and no more blinking winking..!

MC: ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ oh.

*sound of Yukimura fall at the background*

10. Kennyo in MC's body:....this is the worst. *heavy sigh* I'm afraid you will be tainted by my dark soul, MC. I wish this thing ends fast so we can turn it back to normal-...MC?

MC in Kennyo's body: Ahahahaha (o´∀`o) 🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸 Kennyo look..! I can reach up to the tree to feed this baby birds, aren't they cute~??

Kennyo: *eye twitch to the imaginary flower that surrounds his original body* MC.. come here.

MC: Okay ♪ヽ(*´∀`)ﾉ

Kennyo: We shall figure it out how to settle this thi- *was pulled and was kissed*

MC: I love you Kennyo ❤. Ah..! I- I just kissed myself..! Hawawawawa O//////O 💕💕💕

Kennyo: why is my wife so adorable.. NO NO KENNYO SNAP OUT OF IT. OAO

-Hehehee hope you guys like it ᕕ( ՞ ᗜ ՞ )ᕗ ❤❤❤!!!-

[crimson-chains]

Thank you for my life. You,,,,, are literalLY my favorite artist on the internet. And then you draw my favorite boy Peter Parker. I have been,,,, fulfilled. Thank you. (Look at my previous use of “literally” for a secret message :3 )

!!!!!!!!GASSSSPPPPThat means so much to me!!! ;;;I’m really happy that you like my stuff so much ;w;and that I can be considered a favorite!!! and ehehehe, it was my pleasure, he’s such a cutie and I love him >u

[dirtyteeths]

GASSSSPPPP I'M GUNNA SHOWER YOU IN DRAMA AND GAY!!! It's a Norwegian drama about highschool and it's fucking great... Look in up in a website called Daily Motion.

I don't know, I don't like drama shows that much ,but I'll give it a try

[storiessomeoneshouldwrite]

*GASSSSPPPP* IT SOUNDS AMAZING TELL ME MORE XD But really, sounds great!! :D Also, I appreciate you telling me it's okay to rant about my characters. I feel like a loudmouth most of the time XD x3

MC’s name is Eleanor and she’s a quiet novelist who has the hugest celebrity crush on this Broadway start Callum ( @punnyanon, @the-torture-anon, @thehazardsoflove13, @chinchilla-ocs are helping me write the musical and omg they’re so great I love them so much). And Callum is a huge fan of Eleanor’s books. They meet and both are reeling and Eleanor writes a book about a small-town boy who falls in love with a huge broadway star and Callum’s friends find out and things go awry but then it all works out in the end b/c i’m a sucker for happy endings. 

And not at all!! I love hearing about people characters and their ideas. Feel free to come and talk to me any time about your characters and writing! I love it!! (If you wanna chat any time and you don’t want to send asks here, about characters, writing, or anything else, message me at @jasnahkohlin )

Ebeth

[gothamcityneedsme]

!!! SUPERMAN & THE AUTHORITY!!!