#I was in my house!!
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thebibliosphere · 5 months ago
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Me: ugh why am I struggling so much. Surely the heat isn’t affecting me that much.
My POTSy ass checking my smart watch:
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Me: …never mind.
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squidflavoredsoup · 3 months ago
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he just appeared in my house
wouldn’t let me go downstairs to eat
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got upstairs won’t get out from under my bed
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darlingofdots · 3 months ago
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my parents are on holiday in their mobile home
they're expected back this upcoming weekend
I just spent ten days in my childhood home to keep an eye on things
I have hidden 100 small yellow ducks all over the house
I am very excited for my parents to be back
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pigswithwings · 1 year ago
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the angel staying over at my house asked for a nightlight in their room and i told them buddy, don't you produce your own light? what're you gonna do with more? and they said they wanted to see why people like it so much. and also that the nightlight i own is blue and they've been trying to understand color. anyways i think they've stared at it for an hour now
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ionomycin · 7 months ago
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Grief
ref photo by @jawsstone
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liquidstar · 1 year ago
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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vamprisms · 1 year ago
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hate when streaming services are like.... you can now pay cinema prices to watch new releases at home! not to show my age but if i am watching it on my tv set then it's free??? you think you're an equal to big picturehouse? with no big screen? no big pop corn? you want to charge cinema price to show me a movey in my own house? Honour demands i kill you btw
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garaks-padded-bra · 2 months ago
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House and Wilson as hatsune mikus ‘magnet’. Got paid real money to draw this ❤️
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uhhh-ghouls007 · 5 months ago
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The head & the heart… or whatever
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sabertoothwalrus · 3 months ago
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young stan & eda but it's sapphic
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sunnyirry · 3 months ago
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soldrawss · 2 months ago
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I miss them I miss them so much I just wanna give them silly clothing and a fun childhood
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hexgirling · 1 year ago
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“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention
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nando161mando · 10 months ago
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proselles · 3 months ago
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alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.
he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.
the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.
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emmaziadarcy · 4 months ago
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what
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