#I was going off the assumption that if the design wasn’t popular enough to fund

[ultrainfinitepit]

Hoping and praying Polygender and Lesboy get unlocked 😭 I love those designs so muchhh

I’m rooting for them Anon! Only about half the surveys have been submitted so far. If you’re in these communities feel free to share the preorder page to help them get funded :))

[jenniferisacommonname]

Bonus Level Unlocked

This week marks the release of Jason Schreier’s Press Reset, an incredibly well-researched book on catastrophic business failure in the gaming industry. Jason’s a good dude, and there’s an excerpt here if you want to check it out. Sadly, game companies going belly-up is such a common occurrence that he couldn’t possibly include them all, and one of the stories left out due to space constraints is one that I happen to be personally familiar with. So, I figured I’d tell it here.

I began working at Acclaim Studios Austin as a sound designer in January of 2000. It was a tumultuous period for the company, including a recent rebranding from their former studio name, “Iguana Entertainment,” and a related, ongoing lawsuit from the ex-founder of Iguana. There were a fair number of ghosts hanging around—the creative director’s license plate read IGUANA, which he never changed, and one of the meeting rooms held a large, empty terrarium—but the studio had actually been owned on paper by Acclaim since 1995, and I didn’t notice any conflicting loyalties. Everyone acted as if we always had been, and always would be, Acclaim employees.

Over the next few years I worked on a respectable array of triple-A titles, including Quarterback Club 2002, Turok: Evolution, and All-Star Baseball 2002 through 2005. (Should it be “All-Stars Baseball,” like attorneys general? Or perhaps a term of venery, like “a zodiac of All-Star Baseball.”) At any rate, it was a fun place to work, and a platformer of hijinks ensued.

But let’s skip to the cutscene. The truth is that none of us in the trenches suspected the end was near until it was absolutely imminent. Yes, Turok: Evolution and Vexx had underperformed, especially when stacked against the cost of development, but games flop in the retail market all the time. And, yes, Showdown: Legends of Wrestling had been hustled out the door before it was ready for reasons no one would explain, and the New York studio’s release of a BMX game featuring unlockable live-action stripper footage had been an incredibly weird marketing ploy for what should have been a straightforward racing title. (Other desperate gimmicks around this time included a £6,000 prize for UK parents who would name their baby “Turok,” an offer to pay off speeding tickets to promote Burnout 2 that quickly proved illegal, and an attempt to buy advertising space on actual tombstones for a Shadow Man sequel.)

But the baseball franchise was an annual moneymaker, and our studio had teams well into development on two major new licenses, 100 Bullets and The Red Star. Enthusiasm was on the upswing. Perhaps I should have paid closer attention when voice actors started calling me to complain that they hadn’t been paid, but at the time it seemed more like a bureaucratic failure than an actual money shortage—and frankly, it was a little naïve of them to expect net-30 in the first place. Industry standard was, like, net-90 at best. So I was told.

Then one Friday afternoon, a few department managers got word that we’d kind of maybe been skipping out on the building lease for let’s-not-admit-how-many months. By Monday morning, everyone’s key cards had been deactivated.

It's a little odd to arrive at work and find a hundred-plus people milling around outside—even odder, I suppose, if your company is not the one being evicted. Acclaim folks mostly just rolled their eyes and debated whether to cut our losses and head to lunch now, while employees of other companies would look dumbfounded and fearful before being encouraged to push their way through the crowd and demonstrate their still-valid key card to the security guard. Finally, the General Manager (hired only a few months earlier, and with a hefty relocation bonus to accommodate his houseboat) announced that we should go home for the day and await news. Several of our coworkers were veterans of the layoff process—like I said, game companies go under a lot—and one of them had already created a Yahoo group to communicate with each other on the assumption that we’d lose access to our work email. A whisper of “get on the VPN and download while you can” rippled through the crowd.

But the real shift in tone came after someone asked about a quick trip inside for personal items, and the answer was a hard, universal “no.” We may have been too busy or ignorant to glance up at any wall-writing, but the building management had not been: they were anticipating a full bankruptcy of the entire company. In that situation, all creditors have equal standing to divide up a company's assets in lengthy court battles, and most get a fraction of what they’re owed. But if the landlords had seized our office contents in lieu of rent before the bankruptcy was declared, they reasoned, then a judge might rule that they had gotten to the treasure chest first, and could lay claim to everything inside as separate from the upcoming asset liquidation.

Ultimately, their gambit failed, but the ruling took a month to settle. In the meantime, knick knacks gathered dust, delivered packages piled up, food rotted on desks, and fish tanks became graveyards. Despite raucous protest from every angle—the office pets alone generated numerous threats of animal cruelty charges—only one employee managed to get in during this time, and only under police escort. He was a British citizen on a work visa, and his paperwork happened to be sitting on his desk, due to expire. Without it, he was facing literal deportation. Fortunately, a uniformed officer took his side (or perhaps just pre-responded to what was clearly a misdemeanor assault in ovo,) and after some tense discussion, the building manager relented, on the condition that the employee touch absolutely nothing beyond the paperwork in question. The forms could go, but the photos of his children would remain.

It’s also a little odd, by the way, to arrive at the unemployment office and find every plastic chair occupied by someone you know. Even odder, I suppose, if you’re actually a former employee of Acclaim Studios Salt Lake, which had shut down only a month or two earlier, and you just uprooted your wife and kids to a whole new city on the assurance that you were one of the lucky ones who got to stay employed. Some of them hadn’t even finished unpacking.

Eventually, we were allowed to enter the old office building one at a time and box up our things under the watchful eye of a court appointee, but by then our list of grievances made the landlords’ ploy seem almost quaint by comparison (except for the animals, which remains un-fucking-forgivable.) We had learned, for example, that in the weeks prior to the bankruptcy, our primary lender had made an offer of $15 million—enough to keep us solvent through our next batch of releases, two of which had already exited playtesting and were ready to be burned and shipped. The only catch was that the head of the board, company founder Greg Fischbach, would have to step down. This was apparently too much of an insult for him to stomach, and he decided that he'd rather see everything burn to the ground. The loan was refused.

Other “way worse than we thought” details included gratuitous self-dealing to vendors owned by board members, the disappearance of expensive art from the New York offices just before closure, and the theft of our last two paychecks. For UK employees, it was even more appalling: Acclaim had, for who knows how long, been withdrawing money from UK paychecks for their government-required pension funds, but never actually putting the money into the retirement accounts. They had stolen tens of thousands of dollars directly from each worker.

Though I generally reside somewhere between mellow and complete doormat on the emotional spectrum, I did get riled enough to send out one bitter email—not to anyone in corporate, but to the creators of a popular webcomic called Penny Arcade, who, in the wake of Acclaim’s bankruptcy announcement, published a milquetoast jibe about Midway’s upcoming Area 51. I told Jerry (a.k.a. “Tycho”) that I was frankly disappointed in their lack of cruelty, and aired as much dirty laundry as I was privy to at the time.

“Surely you can find a comedic gem hidden somewhere in all of this!” I wrote. “Our inevitable mocking on PA has been a small light at the end of a very dark, very long tunnel. Please at least allow us the dignity of having a smile on our faces while we wait in line for food stamps.”

Two days later, a suitably grim comic did appear, implying the existence of a new release from Acclaim whose objective was to run your game company into the ground. In the accompanying news post, Tycho wrote:

“We couldn’t let the Acclaim bankruptcy go without comment, though we initially let it slide thinking about the ordinary gamers who lost their jobs there. They don’t have anything to do with Acclaim’s malevolent Public Relations mongrels, and it wasn’t they who hatched the Titty Bike genre either. Then, we remembered that we have absolutely zero social conscience and love to say mean things.”

Another odd experience, by the way, is digging up a 16-year-old complaint to a webcomic creator for nostalgic reference when you offer that same creator a promotional copy of the gaming memoir you just co-wrote with Sid Meier. Even odder, I suppose, to realize that the original non-Acclaim comic had been about Area 51, which you actually were hired to work on yourself soon after the Acclaim debacle.*

As is often the case in complex bankruptcies, the asset liquidation took another six years to fully stagger its way through court—but in 2010, we did, surprisingly, get the ancient paychecks we were owed, plus an extra $1,700-ish for the company’s apparent violation of the WARN Act. By then, I had two kids and a very different life, for which the money was admittedly helpful. Sadly, Acclaim’s implosion probably isn’t even the most egregious one on record. Our sins were, to my knowledge, all money-related, and at least no one was ever sexually assaulted in our office building. Again, to my knowledge. On the other hand, I’m pretty sure we remain the only historical incident of corporate pet murder. The iguana got out just in time.

*Area 51’s main character was voiced by David Duchovny, and he actually got paid—which was lucky for him, because three years later, Midway also declared bankruptcy.

[douchebagbrainwaves]

I'VE BEEN PONDERING SUMMER

In Lisp, all variables are effectively pointers. Why go work as an ordinary employee for a big company, or have they abandoned the center for the suburbs?1 Especially if it meant independence for my native land, hacking.2 It's hard to engage an audience it's better to start with what goes wrong and try to trace it back to the root causes. A lot of the new startups would create new technology that further accelerated variation in productivity is far from the only source of economic inequality, the former because founders own more stock, and the rate at which it changes is itself speeding up.3 When we first started Y Combinator we have some kind of secret weapon—that he was harming his future—that hacking was cold, precise, and methodical, and that was more than enough technical skill. There is a name now for what we were: an Application Service Provider, or ASP. How little money it can take to start a company of any size to get software written.

I needed to remember, if I could give an example of a powerful macro, and say there!4 Design means making things for humans. Wrong. Big companies also don't pay people the right way to get an accurate drawing is not to make the poor richer. This sort of thing was the rule, not better off, as more than a plan A. In some ways, this assumption makes life a lot easier for the users and for us as well. Why did desktop computers take over?5 Programmers have to worry about infrastructure. For the first week or so we intended to make this point diplomatically, but in many ways pushes you in the opposite direction.6 Similarly, good new problems are not to be had for the asking. Don't be too legalistic about the conditions under which they're allowed to leave.

Now, when someone asks me what I do, I look them straight in the eye and say I'm designing a new dialect of Lisp;-Though useful to present-day union organizers rather than an attack on early ones. I think mathematicians also believe this. In the middle you have people who are poor or rich and figure out why. We were just able to develop stuff in house, and that if grad students could start startups, they'll start startups. Eric Raymond here. Which seems to me one of the most interesting differences between research and design. In fact, it may be slightly faster. We were terrified of starting a startup, there are even worse tradeoffs than these. I think about why I voted for Clinton over the first George Bush, it wasn't because I was shifting to the left or right in their morning-after analyses are like the financial reporters stuck writing stories day after day about the random fluctuations of the stock market.

This metaphor doesn't stretch that far. Maybe it will also be your cell phone. The books I bring on trips are often quite virtuous, the sort of engagement you get when speaking ad lib. It doesn't necessarily mean being self-sacrificing. For the first week or so we intended to make this an ordinary desktop application. You can't trust authorities.7 They were, as a rule, not better off, as more than one with a 50% chance of winning has to pay more than one discovered when Christmas shopping season came around and loads rose on their server. I'm letting you in on the secret early. But since then the west coast has just pulled further ahead.8 It is not the way it's portrayed on TV. And if you're writing a program that attacked the servers themselves should find them very well defended.

Sometimes I can think with noise.9 Our only expenses in that phase were food and rent. It's hard to imagine now, but when they do get paged at 4:00 AM, they don't think of themselves that way. When you switch to this new model, you realize how much software development is affected by the reactions of those around them, and c they're individually inconsistent. If you want, but not totally unlike your other friends. And that might be a great thing. As long as our hypothetical Blub programmer wouldn't use either of them.10 I'm a little embarrassed to say, I never said anything publicly about Lisp while we were working on Viaweb. As usual, by Demo Day about half the startups were doing something significantly different than they planned. So there you have it.

Notice I said what they need, not what a piece of code. Fortunately, there were few obstacles except technical ones. And more to the point of view. And creating wealth, as a rule, not better off, as more than a plan A. You never had to worry about those. If you work this way too.11 Because painters leave a trail of work behind them, you can just turn off the service. I could tell I knew how to program computers, or what life was really like in preindustrial societies, or how to program better than most people doing it for a living. I think few realize the huge spread in the value of 20 year olds.12 Prep schools openly say this is one reason intranet software will continue to do so but be content to work for someone else would get an even colder reception from the 19 year old was Bill Gates? Programs.13 The way to get in the software as soon as they got their first round of outside investors 36x.

It allows you to give an example of this rule; if you could count on investors being interested even if you're not certain, you should get summer jobs at places you'd like to work. You have the users' data right there on your disk.14 And you don't have to be poked with a stick to get them to stay is to give them enough that they don't dress up. Only 13 of these were in product development. No one will look that closely at it. You have the users' data right there on your disk.15 At any rate, the result is that scientists tend to make their fortunes will continue to do so much besides write software.16 So startup culture may not merely be different in the way of having the next. Though we were comparatively old, we weren't tied down by jobs they don't want to, but they didn't actually drop out of college and it tanks, you'll end up at 23 broke and a lot who get rich by taking money from the rich. If you write the laws very carefully, that is a good idea—but we've decided now that the party line should be to discover surprising things. This was done entirely for PR purposes. What you're afraid of competition.

Notes

Management consulting.

If you're expected to do work you love, or boards, or even being Genghis Khan is probably a losing bet for a couple hundred years or so and we ran into Yuri Sagalov. Most of the reason the founders. In fact the decade preceding the war had been a waste of time on is a new version from which they don't know. 6% of the products I grew up with much greater inconveniences than that.

Even in English, our sense of a startup enough to invest in a safe environment, and then a block or so and we did not become romantically involved till afterward. They seem to be hard on the grounds that a startup is rare. Companies often wonder what to do whatever gets you there sooner.

9999 and.

Globally the trend has been around as long as the web have sucked—A Spam Classification Organization Program. The point where things start with consumer electronics.

People and The Old Way. But if you tell them what to do video on-demand, because you can't even claim, like the bizarre consequences of this essay talks about programmers, the other cheek skirts the issue; the point where it was briefly in Britain in the Ancient World, Economic History Review, 2:9 1956,185-199, reprinted in Finley, M.

Inside their heads a giant house of cards is tottering. In fact the less powerful language in it.

The only people who might be 20 or 30 times as much income. Selina Tobaccowala stopped to think about, like arithmetic drills, instead of editors, and astronomy. Incidentally, the police treat people more equitably. There can be done at a famous university who is highly regarded by his peers will get funding, pretty much regardless of how to use those solutions.

For example, because it doesn't cost anything. What will go away. In a startup in a deal to move from London to Silicon Valley like the increase in trade you always see when restrictive laws are removed. Come work for us now to appreciate how important it is certainly part of a safe environment, but mediocre programmers is the discrepancy between government receipts as a technology startup takes some amount of damage to the size of a startup, as on a map.

Success here is that they've already decided what they're going to need to run an online service, this would work.

But no planes crash if your school, secretly write your dissertation in the right sort of wealth, not like soccer; you don't know of no Jews moving there, only Jews would move there, and power were concentrated in the imprecise half.

The Civil Service Examinations of Imperial China, many of the art itself gets more random, the increasing complacency of managements.

For example, the laser, it's this internal process in their target market the shoplifters are also startlingly popular on Delicious, but since it was 10 years ago.

In a project like a core going critical.

How could these people make the right not to stuff them with comments. The state of technology, companies that an investor, than a product of number of discrepancies currently blamed on various forbidden isms.

If you did that in practice that doesn't lose our data. Anything that got built this way is basically a replacement mall for mallrats.

Thanks to Mike Arrington, Trevor Blackwell, Robert Morris, Patrick Collison, and Paul Buchheit for sharing their expertise on this topic.

[junkobears]

Here Lies Dreaded V3 Discourse

So I have seemed to cause a huge kerfuffle in the hardcore Ouma conspiracy theorists standom, and a banal (if condescending, but seeing the response to it honestly justifies it more than anything now. “Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it”, you better believe I can take it and will now PROPERLY dish it out right back at you) comment about one of Tsumugi’s anime references has led to someone launching a hilariously personal attack at me for Daring To Disagree With A Theory That Was Posted On A Public Website. Someone who I wasn’t even initially responding too, at that. And has now blocked me before even allowing me to respond and clarify my original comments. Don’t want to deal with the consequences of being a repugnant, rude person I guess? Shock and surprise for Tumblr.

The link to the post is here, but I’ve taken the liberty to screenshot it just in case it gets deleted later, in hope that maybe there’ll be some reflection on this person’s part that this really is not an acceptable way to respond to people who have a dissenting opinion? Anyways, I will be responding to the personal attack post and that will be the last time I interact with this group, because clearly it’s not worth it to actually have a discussion about our respective ending theories. I ain’t got time beyond this for tedious insecure fucks these days.

Anyways, my response is under the cut to save my poor followers’ dashes. Sorry to drag drama onto my blog but I can’t really let this slide. I’m also tagging @jacks-plays-drv3 just because I assume the twin comes with the other with these two, and I want my response to have been seen.

Screenshot In This Link - This post is long enough without the image taking up more space, haha.

Let’s start with this mess, shall we? And I will go into painstaking detail.

Paragraph 1: So this already starts off with a whole lot of needless aggression and projection. So I’m not even going to attempt to be nice back. But: maybe I haven’t proven anything because I literally had not typed up a response to clarify my original comments @ Jacks yet before the rabid attack dog was unleashed? Like, there was literally no attempt from you to have a discussion that was a genuine offer from me, I was not out to get you actually. I also honestly just laughed at being called shallow, JUST LIKE THAT HORRIBLE CHARACTER TSUMUGI SHIROGANE right off the bat as well. That’s a compliment really, honey. Weirdly I don’t share the same opinions as you do. Tsumugi is my fave and unlike you I actually think about and HAVE analyzed/discussed her character in detail previously, which I would’ve been happy to share had you not immediately went into Blind Raging Idiot Mode. Guess we can’t have it all, huh?

As for needing proof that she makes the Flashback Lights... nevermind the CG that literally shows her making them during Chapter 6, but do you have proof that Monokuma is the person who makes the Lights instead of just placing them for the students? I doubt it, somehow. Cuz a lot of your theories don’t actually have any concrete proof. Quelle surprise. Probably why anyone not immediately on board with your headcanon gets you so goddamn angry, huh? Cuz it’s completely baseless and you know it at heart.

As for the Ouma comments, actually I have read the assorted creator comments regarding his character even if you like to believe I’m a slobbering moron who turned my brain off as soon as I finished V3, so yes I already know that his name was chosen to sound mastermind-like. Maybe this was to emphasize and make his fake mastermind reveal appear more legit on first read? JUST A THOUGHT, SWEETIE. You know the entire fucking point of Chapter 5? You’re so slavishly devoted to your theory that you actually are incapable of reading the basic fucking text from the actual game, but again. Not a surprise. Considering what I’ve read from your blog (really, who are you again? I only knew Jacks’ blog from before all this, so you taking such a personal offense at my comments is honestly hilarious but baffling at the same time. It ain’t all about you, babe.)

As for the lab door, here’s an simpler explanation (Occam’s Razor, look it up): The star sign constellation pattern was there as a hint for the player to connect Ouma’s messages from his dorm room to the vault in Amami’s lab once its opened and you can see the star signs in there. Or perhaps it was designed like that by TDR to make the students make that connection as well in the original script and think that Ouma was the mastermind cuz of the connection to Amami’s lab? Literally, there are a lot of possibilities, cuz it’s a NOTHING DETAIL THAT DOESN’T ACTUALLY MATTER IN THE BIG PICTURE. Considering Kodaka’s track record with writing these games I don’t actually believe it’s anything major, personally. He doesn’t really strike me as the type to hide this completely separate story underneath the actual story we got, and with such vague nothing “”””””””””””clues””””””””””””. You and Jacks do yourselves (well you already do cuz you love to jack yourselves off with how CLEVER AND BETTER you are than the rest of us plebs), sure, in believing otherwise (You have way too much faith in him as a writer. Or you’re desperately trying to pretend V3 wasn’t poorly written cuz you don’t like the Ch. 6 twist) but also realize that its nothing more than extrapolation on your part that it actually means anything beyond the.... SHALLOW (horror scream) connection given in-game.

And really, who the fuck cares if it doesn’t match the title of ‘Supreme Leader’? It’s already a ridiculous talent as it stands already. The entire point of his character is that everything about him, his motives and his talent is contradictory and weird. That’s why I like him, actually. He isn’t an abused martyr who never lies like you goons believe and he also isn’t the evil monstrous chessmaster some of the fandom thinks. It’s Complex Motives™ .

Anyways moving on. Pointing out an anime reference =/= DISREGARDING PEOPLE’S ANALYSIS. Pointing out that most of the plot leads up to and supports the fiction twist =/= uncritically agreeing with everything Tsumugi says. Actually, after examining the game’s story for myself I came to the conclusion that all the clues in it really only support her version of the story, really. There are a few things I think she lied about, but it is not CONCLUSIVELY proven she lied in my opinion and so I don’t really give a fucking toss until new canon comes out and reveals more of the V3 story. Oumatwin don’t real, gurl. If there was actually anything in-game beyond one obvious joke line in the NON-CANON!!!!!!! bonus mode supporting that he existed, maybe I’d respect your theory more. Even though you don’t deserve respect after your little tantrum. 

Paragraph 2: Jesus I already am investing way too much time into this response at people who don’t actually deserve it, oh well. But laughing hard at the attempt to try and act as if you weren’t being a snobby asshole with your comments. Again, HUGE AMOUNTS OF PROJECTION at me about things I literally have never done and said. I have never interacted with you or Jacks prior to my initial comment. No fucking clue why you brought up the SaiOuma shit, cuz I don’t even LIKE Saihara as a character and don’t like that fujobait ship in the slightest? But I guess it’s easier to assume that all your critics are the exact same fucking person with the same opinions, so you can feel more persecuted, huh? You literally did not even wait for me to respond or check my blog that would’ve easily disproven these dumb-as-fuck assumptions. And get off the fucking high horse (pun completely intended), you lot are not the only people in this fandom who are capable of critical thought. How completely self-obsessed can you be? 

For someone who claims to have a lot of critical thinking skills compared to this nasty fandom, you really are terrible at parsing other people’s words. You fucking know when I said “group of anime fans” that I was referring to Team Danganronpa, the organization literally mentioned in game as running the game. The group Tsumugi is part of. She literally has a company badge FFS. THEY ARE ANIME FANS. THEY ALL STARTED KILLING GAMES CUZ THEY ALL LOVE THIS SHITTY SERIES. I can’t believe this had to be explained. And the rest of this paragraph word salad is the most pedantic argument. It’s really not hard to believe an organization in this series would have access to all this tech. And yes, it’s a popular TV show in-universe, of course it’ll have funding. And the whole damn point of the ending is that the V3 world is consuming fiction the wrong way by having real-life killing games, missing the entire point of the DR series and fiction in general? What’s your actual point?

Paragraph 3: Again more assumptions, I wasn’t ‘crying’ about being called gullible. I was just pointing it out as part of your extremely unnecessary smug dismissal of my post. That you really haven’t disproved at all, btw. Honestly the childish response you both had to me just makes me laugh out of pity more than anything. And if I was really upset I wouldn’t have offered to have a discussion with you or even continued to reply after Jacks initial (vague) post about what I said. So don’t put words in my mouth. And yes my analysis was not completed in my initial comments. It’s Tumblr fucking replies, I can’t fit the entire fucking dissertation of Tsumugi opinions in there for you to jeer at in there. Again, I offered to share my opinions and got this as a response, so lol. You are your own worst enemy when it comes to trying to get people to take you and your theories seriously. 

Paragraph 4: Especially since you immediately jump to PULLING THINGS OUT OF YOUR ASS (seriously, fucking snorted at this part. I want this whole diatribe on my fucking gravestone. It’s by far the most hilariously petty thing ever said about me on this site.) instead of letting me explain my position. If you just want to be in the creepy cult Oumatwin echo chamber you should’ve just said and blocked me ASAP instead of word salading vague bullshit justifications for why actually people who disagree with you are just stupid crybabies who can never hope to understand your genius. Again, my initial comments didn’t whine about not being taken seriously at all, I was pointing out the hypocrisy/rudeness is all. And again, get off the high horse about critical thinking. I have thought about Tsumugi’s character and how she relates to the over-arching plot and how truthful it is, and the overall ‘mystery’ of V3 (spoiler: there is none. it was all solved by chapter 6). I have thought about this game. In fact I dedicate too much time to critical analysis of this series that doesn’t actually deserve it cuz lately I find Kodaka to be a hack writer. Your assumptions are flat-out wrong, dear. And AGAIN. I WOULD’VE. SHARED AND DISCUSSED IN MORE DETAIL HAD I BEEN GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY. But rude fucks gonna vomit shit out of their mouth cuz they have literally no self-control and have meltdowns at the slightest difference of opinion, I guess. 

Your extreme hatred for Tsumugi as a character truly shines through. Clearly no thought has been put into her from your end, even though you and Jacks rage about people not taking Ouma seriously as a character. Double standards as always with fujos. Nothing I’m not used too, she is incredibly unpopular in this fandom. And everyone is entitled to their own opinions. So I’m not even mad at that. I have never said otherwise. Even you and Jacks are valid in having your own theories and thoughts. The ending of V3 is designed entirely so everyone can analyze the game for themselves and draw their own conclusions about the story and themes. That’s the whole point. Even though I personally dislike that as a writing decision on Kodaka’s part because I would prefer the story to be conclusively ended and the epilogue is a giant turd that misses the entire point of Chapter 6 and enables shit (anal pun intended, dumbass) like this to start spreading as “Analysis”. But hey, to each their own.

However I will not be interacting with either of you again after this post though, even though I was willing to discuss beforehand, because you both have shown yourselves to be incredibly vile with the way you approach other people in this fandom, and especially those who don’t share your conspiracy theory. Despite the absolutely ironic comments I’ve seen from Oumanous in their later, also terrible posts about how you need to understand your opponent before engaging, which they literally failed entirely to do before engaging the firing squad at me and other commentators who responded. So much for the sanctity of discussion, huh? Enjoy your circlejerk. Everyone else who follows me in this fandom though? Please consider blocking these two if you are also a sane human being who is capable of polite discussion/disagreements. They are not worth your time otherwise. They were really not worth my time writing this post, but I felt I had to say something.

In conclusion: Out with the both of you.

[atomi-cat]

Ok. So, to find out when the game itself takes place, you've gotta know when the studio was open. At first, I assumed that Bendy was a rubberhose toon from the height of that style of cartoons. That would put their timeline between 1925 and 1935. Since Sammy recognized Henry but Henry didn't know about the studio extensions in the basement, Henry would have had to leave the studio sometime around 1928. However, Henry also wasn't around for the instillation of the ink machine,… (Mo 1)

(2) which Sammy said was build “over their heads”. So Sammy was either: 1.) downstairs when the ink machine was built, or 2.) the tape recorder was moved downstairs. We also know from Wally’s recordings that Joey had “everyone” donate something from their workstations, so the employees at that time were pretty few. Each item can probably be associated with a specific person; the book is Joey’s the record Sammy’s, and I imagine the doll belinged to the guy who did toys. (Mo)

(3) But based on how small the company was at the time (and modelling it off Disney’s early years) I can’t imagine Henry wasn’t working there at that time; in fact, the inkwell could be his. So where’s the overlap, and how did Joey publish a book if the company was that small? Demonic hijinks definitely accounts for some of it, but the timing is weird. If (basing this assumption off Wally’s first recording) the ink machine was put up very soon after the pedestals, … (Mo)

(4) then it’s possible Henry left between the pedestals and the ink machine. That still doesn’t leave a lot of time for Henry knowing and being super close to all his coworkers, but it works. UNTIL I saw someone notice the “Buy Bonds” mark I hadn’t seen before on one of the episode posters. When I researched, I couldn’t find any examples of cartoon propaganda in WWI. WWII, however, is well known for it. Now we’d have to rework what we already figured out for a new timeperiod. (Mo)

(5) First off, why would this studio still be using rubberhose-style animation long after it had gone out of style? They probably started the studio right before rubberhose went out, and wouldn’t or couldn’t update it. That puts them starting the studio in the 1934-1935 range. That’s good, because it gives plenty of time between the founding to when it went mad. Wally said that the animations weren’t being finished on time anymore, which means they had a time schedule. (Mo)

(6?) A time schedule like that would probably be imposed by a distributer. At this time, probably the studio was doing a lot of work for the government and military and being funded by them (hence “Buy Bonds”). This is probably about the time that Joey really stopped caring about the actual animations. The extensions probably also happened around then. So when did Henry leave the studio? Probably right before the studio was doing animations for the military. (Mo)

(7) At that time, Joey was probably already starting to slip. There were probably already plans for an extension to the studio, and rudimentary plans for the ink machine. This would’ve been about 1940-1941. Henry would have been really familiar with everyone there, maybe to the point of leaving behind a keepsake that could later be used for the pedestals. The extensions are built, the ink machine installed, more employees hired, and the studio went under probably late 40’s. (Mo)

(8; last one, promise!) Whether the studio went under because of money or demonic issues is up for interpretation. So, assuming that demonic stuff means that Henry went back exactly 30 years after he left the studio, the game may take place in 1970 or 1971. All of that is, of course, a guess. I’ve found it fun to try to connect the game to the actuall history of animation. I guess only time and new chapters will reveal what really happened! Thanks for letting me do this. -Mo💚

Dang when you said it was the length of a novel you weren’t kidding.

Anyways, let’s try and go through this one thing at a time.

In your first point, we actually don’t know how much Henry knows or remembers. It’s entirely possible that Henry left the studio before the installation of the ink machine, but where this idea is sort of muddied is the brief image flashes Henry gets at the end of Chapter 1.

(pay no attention to the text at the bottom. I got these screenshots form my twitch playthough)

These images that we see could be something (or someone) implanting memories into Henry’s head, or these could also be repressed memories. It’s far too early to tell for sure.

While I’m of the opinion that Henry left before the ink machine was built, this still doesn’t really answer when the machine was built and when Henry left. Keep in mind that the game takes place 30 years after Henry left, so if Henry left before the Ink machine was installed, then it wouldn’t have been possible for the ink machine to be made during the early years of the company. If Henry left around 1928 as you suggest, then the current setting would take place around the 1950s, which contradicts your theory about the current setting taking place in the 1970s.

“Built over our heads” seems like an accurate thing for Sammy to say, since the rest of the studio seems to have been built underground. Which, I gotta say, feels like an odd decision in hind sight. I’m not too familiar with how animation workshops were built all those decades ago, but I would think that if they were gonna expand the workshop, they would be building upwards (with like a few floors underground for the boiler room or something). For the items, I think I mentioned this during my let’s play, but I kind of think the items on the pedestals are going to foreshadow what the themes for the next few chapters are. The only sour point in this theory is that there’s 6 items, and only 5 chapters. So either this theory is already debunked, or theMeatly has something else up his sleeve that he’s not telling us about.

“how did Joey publish a book if the company was that small?“

The small size of the company doesn’t necessarily mean the cartoons weren’t popular. Remember that Bendy was popular enough to get merchandise made, which was a big deal, even back in the day. As for the book, I’ve been curious about this too. I feel like I still need to look around a little more, but the earliest example I was able to find about a book talking about animation was in a magazine article published in 1968 (saw it over on this website). This is me just thinking out loud, but what if the book in the game was a manuscript or a prototype? Basically the plans for a book that was going to be published but never was. That would explain the different font styles that are used for the title and Joey’s name. Either that or “Illusion of Living” could also be just a journal Joey was writing notes in. Though going with that idea certainly adds even more ambiguity to the title and what it actually means. Another side note, but thinking about how the Bendy plushie looked in the game, Joey got really lucky to find someone who made the plushie look as cute as it did. Have you seen what old vintage toy merchandise looked like? It’s the stuff of nightmares I tell ya. Look up what some of Mickey’s old merch used to look like and I guarantee you’ll never find creepy pasta or SCP stories scary ever again. Anyways, I actually think the pedestals were put up after the ink machine was built. In the very first recording we hear in chapter 1, we first hear complaints about the ink machine, but then we hear about how Joey wanted people to donate things from their desk. Around the time of that recording, it makes it sound as though it was fairly recent event. We can also use this to get a better idea just how far into madness Joey was descending (assuming he didn’t already completely lose it).

Animation was a fairly new thing at the time, and the creation of characters like Felix the cat, and the Out of the Inkwell cartoons came just at the tail-end of WWI (1918), so it makes no sense for there to be propaganda cartoons for a war that ended. WWII happened during a big transition period for a lot of animation companies, not to mention doing propaganda cartoons, or advertising or encouraging the purchase of war bonds meant more cartoons could be funded. From what I understand, propaganda cartoons started being made roughly around 1941, a time when not every cartoon made the transition to color, yet. Here’s another interesting thing of note. Out of the official posters made for BATIM, only one of them has the ‘buy bonds’ thing on the poster. And that poster is “The Dancing Demon”. It’s also a fair note that the posters probably aren’t a good representation of what the actual animation in the cartoons, because for all we know, “the dancing demon” might have been the first Joey Drew cartoon to conform to the style of animation was being used at the time. In fact, knowing about all this now, adds a kind of marketing reason as to why Bendy’s head appears to be missing from the dancing demon poster. If that cartoon was made during the early 1940s, then not showing Bendy’s face may have been for the purpose of a  big face reveal- an introduction to a possible redesign. Mickey’s first redesign was in 1939, and 1940 was the official introduction of Bugs bunny, so I think something like that wouldn’t be too far out of the realm of possibility. Since we don’t know what the rest of the chapters have in store for us, I’m almost willing to bet we’ll see more cartoon posters (especially with the 2nd fanart contest underway). If more posters with the ‘buy bonds’ thing appear, then I think it would better support the idea of the studio being made around the decline of rubber hose animation. As for the time schedule thing, it would actually make less sense if they didn’t have a time schedule. Cartoons not meeting a deadline as always been a concern. That’s in part why cartoons characters had such a simple design, and one of the reasons why doing movie-length animation was such a big risk. I’m not saying this isn’t a clue as to all the problems going on in the studio, but compared to everything else that was going on, this could be seen as a more common problem, and is understandable if it’s been easily dismissed.

Henry leaving before the propaganda cartoons is possible, but then does that mean the ink machine was made in the 40s? Is the 40s when everything started going under? Honestly, the studio going under during the 40s is likely, but that still makes me wonder how long the ink machine was around. Actually this kinda makes me wonder if the ink machine was partially made to try and meet the demands of cartoons, or at the very least it would be a good cover up if it had ulterior purposes. As much as people like to make the comparison to Disney, a lot of BATIM’s Deisgn, and even possibly its timeline kinda takes after from the Fleischer brothers. The pie-shaped eyes, the human-looking female counter part, and even the timeline all feel like things that fit very well with Bendy and the Ink Machine. I’d almost even think the timeline of the Fleischer studios could be a good point of comparison for the game. I can’t get an exact date, but it looks as though Fleischer studio stopped making cartoons around the early 40s, which almost sounds it could be a possibility for when Joey’s studio went under. Still doesn’t exactly answer when the ink machine might have been built, but I think the early 40s might be more of a better guess for when the studio eventually closed down.

If the studio was ultimately done in by all the satanic rituals (which looks to be 99% on the mark), I would think that would either be covered up,or any mention about devil worship would be spoken along the lines of how someone talks about a ghost story or an urban legend. Basically treated as a story made to scare kids, or denture people trying to break into the building.If at some point the cartoons just stopped, all of the worked may have just got up and eventually left. It’s also entirely possible that at some point, the studio was just left to rot, with anyone who could get out, did, and then just never spoke about what happened. 

I think I mentioned this in a different post, but I also think the game taking place during the 1970s is almost confirmable. Not just from everything we talked about here, but because of the tapes that we see throughout the studio. I took some time to look at what old vintage tapes looked like a few decades back, and I noticed that the tape recorders from the 60s and 70s look pretty dang close to the design of the tape recorders we see in the game. 

(tape from the game)

(1960s tape recorder/player)

(1970s tape recorder/player)

You wanna know the spook/funny part about all this? If the game really does take place in the 1970s, that means the recordings had to have come from either the 1930s-40s, and that someone took the time to re-record them on a new device. Just for the purpose of placing them around the studio in the hopes you would find them and listen to them. It feels too deliberate to be coincidence.  The question now is who did all this? 

-phew!- This was a doozy, but this was fun to talk about! And yeah, I’m with you that it was fun to take some times and look into the history of animation to try and figure out. I’m such a sucker for stuff like this. XD Anyways, this was really interesting. Thanks for the discussion. ^^

[wanderingaunt]

How Not Getting What I Wanted Freed Me

What is your first reaction when you don’t get something that you worked hard for? Are you angry or sad? Do you beat yourself up or attack your credibility or the credibility of others? Or do you allow yourself to feel what emotions come up, sit with them, and let them go?

I recently applied for a scholarship grant to support my project The Canvas Collective which involves doing photoshoots all over the world and enlisting other women in joining me as a way to own our unique beauty, power, and give back to local artisans (photographers, fashion designers, makeup artists, hairstylists) directly. The application process brought up a lot of fears—fear of rejection, fear of failure, and fear of being seen. I acknowledged these areas and pushed through to get my application in by the deadline.

After I submitted the application, I felt so empowered and proud of myself. In the past there have been opportunities that I’ve wanted to go after and would hold myself back—I would allow my fears and limiting beliefs to overtake me and not even try. So just completing and submitting the application was a BIG win in itself. I marked the date of May 1 in my calendar in anticipation of hearing if I made it to the final round.

During the month of waiting, so much transformed for me. The biggest Aha! moment I had was in realizing how much I was allowing struggle to take over my life and stop me from doing the work I was committed to creating. It was in an instant that I made a choice to no longer let struggle be part of my conversation. Yes, there will still be challenges and obstacles I face, but I no longer have to struggle in the process.

Letting go of struggle freed up so much negative energy and fight or flight mentality.

Letting go of struggle opened up a whole new level of Abundance for me—I found clarity in my vision and work, more opportunities presented themselves to me, and I even found a surprise increase of 30,000 points in my Chase Ultimate Rewards account!

While things were looking up for me, I still had a feeling deep down that I wasn’t going to get the scholarship. I tried not to put too much energy towards thinking about it, and continued to focus on my projects at hand. When May 1st rolled around, I found myself full of angst. I was nervous to get the email and read the results. Well, nothing came that day or the next. I told myself that I would’ve heard by then if I had gotten it. On the morning of May 3rd I was packing to go to on a trip and saw an email pop up. It was from the Scholarship Foundation letting me know that I had not made it to the next round.

Even though I sensed this would happen, I was crushed by reading the news.

Tears immediately began to fall and I couldn’t stop them. I allowed myself to cry and experience the sadness I had by hearing the news and sit with the pain of not getting what I wanted. I didn’t make myself wrong or pick apart my vision or create any blame towards the Scholarship Foundation. I just allowed myself to be in the moment and feel what I needed to feel. I took out my notebook and wrote down every thought that was running in my mind so I could release it from my mind. The thoughts I wrote down were ugly, mean, and disempowering. Thankfully I’ve done enough inner work to know that the thoughts were lies and not true—I wanted to get them on paper so I could remind myself of that.

After a bit of time sitting with my disappointment and sadness, I joined my weekly group coaching call. Tears began to fall again as I announced the news that I did not make the cut. My coach brought awareness to my language and specifically to me saying “I knew when I applied that I wasn’t going to get it.” I realized in that moment that I was tapping into limiting beliefs that I had created when I was in high school—I failed in high school and I’m going to fail again.

She had me look at the situation and make a list of all of the strengths that I knew in that moment to be true:

Great communicator

People like and attract to me

Not afraid to be vulnerable

Good listener

Strong writer

Creative

I made a list of what I wanted and who I needed to be to achieve it, what lessons I had learned during this process, and how I could apply them going forward.

This exercise freed up a lot of space for me and was in perfect timing for my long road trip. During my drive, I had a lot of time to process. I asked to be shown the beauty in this situation and to be shown what else was hiding deep within.

What showed up was so profound and beautiful.

I realized that I had closed myself off to receiving. And not just in this area, but in several areas. I was not open to receiving support, love, or gifts from others. I loved supporting others and giving to them, but I was not open to receiving them myself. And it showed in so many areas of my life (potential relationships, friendships, opportunities, etc). And through that I realized how I had spent most of my life trying to prove myself instead of being open to receiving.

I don’t often share details about my upbringing out of respect for my family, and I also know that it’s my story to own. And by me sharing certain parts, others may feel free to share theirs, and own that it’s just a story. I love my parents and family and know that all of the challenges we faced shaped my siblings and I into the remarkable people we are today. It doesn’t matter if you came from a home of privilege or poverty, or happiness or heartache, as children, we all create assumptions that shape our reality and push us to work through and process as adults.

When I was 11 or 12 years old, I found out that my father was an alcoholic. I remember finding a beer bottle hidden somewhere and was confused as to why it was there. And then I began to be more aware of how he acted and could tell something was off. And on top of that we lived in the basement of an unfinished house filled with challenges of its own. It was around that time that I began caring what other people thought of me. I wanted to appear that I had it all together and came from a “normal” family and normal home (even though a lot of kids from my school knew us as the family that lived in the unfinished house). I wanted to be friends with the popular kids and wanted to prove to them that I was just like them, and that it didn’t matter what my home or home life was like. I started hiding my situation and pretending that everything was fine or not a big deal. And this act of proving and trying to look good carried me throughout my teenage and adult years.

As a preteen and even teenager, I didn’t really understand the weight of pretending, looking good, or proving myself. I just took on this persona and began to push myself harder and harder to perform and look good. And it was through this process that I created a rule that I had to do it all on my own.

I didn’t need anyone to tell me how to live or help me. I could do it on my own.

So fast forward 15+ years later and here I was going after something I really wanted, and I still wanted to prove that I could do it all on my own. I had resources that I could’ve tapped into or could’ve asked for guidance and support, but I wanted to prove to myself (and probably them) that I could do it and earn it on my own. I even asked a friend to review my content and application and then when she came back and asked to see it, I changed my mind and said I was okay and that I didn’t need her support anymore.

"You deny people the pleasure of giving when you are closed to receiving."  -- Tosha Silver, It's Not Your Money

I never considered the impact to myself or others by thinking that I could do it all on my own. I denied others the pleasure of giving back to me. And I missed out on an opportunity for feedback and ensuring that I was submitting a solid plan.

It’s been a couple weeks since I received the news about not getting the scholarship. And since that time, I have created the daily mantra of “I am open to receiving.” And it’s amazing how it’s been showing up. I’ve met strangers and reconnected with old friends who have flat out asked me, “How can I be of support to you right now?” I realized my tendency is to want to say no, and I’ve let that go. I’ve stopped to think of how they truly can support me and responded as such.

I am open to receiving. I know that I am not alone on this journey, and that I have a beautiful support system eager to help me meet my goals and succeed.

While I did not get what I wanted, I can now see the beauty in not getting it at this time. Had I gotten it, I may not have been present to these hard learned lessons. I wouldn’t have allowed myself the space to feel and be with my thoughts and emotions. I may not have realized how I was adding so much pressure to myself to look good and prove that I could do it on my own, or realize how much I’ve denied others of being in service to me. And nothing is lost. I will continue with my project, and I’m in the process of pursuing other ways to fund it. I hope to share more about this soon, and I’m open to your support when the time comes. :)

How to Deal with Not Getting What You Want

Allow yourself to feel and be present to all of the emotions that come up. We’ve been trained and brought up to believe that it’s not okay to show emotion. When you ignore your feelings or try to get over them rather than through them, you are denying yourself the ability to cope with life’s lessons. If you’re angry, be angry; yell and scream. If you’re sad, cry and release tears. If you want to break something, buy a watermelon or coconut and smash the hell out of it. Don’t let these feelings boil inside of you without releasing them. And on that note, work through the heartache or upset rather than covering it up. Often times our way of dealing with pain is by masking it—eat a tub of ice cream, get drunk to cover up emotions, run away and try to forget that this happened. By doing so, you’re just creating more tension around the pain and not directly healing it.

Write out the thoughts and limiting beliefs around your upset. Get these thoughts out of your mind and in front of you. Often times when you see them on paper, you can call B.S. on them and know that they’re just thoughts/limiting beliefs and not real. And give yourself grace with whatever comes up.

Write out your strengths and areas you know you shine. Take some time to give gratitude to yourself and your gifts. Shift the conversation in your head from “I’m not good enough and I can’t” to “I’m pretty badass and I can”. And if you’re really not in a space to see the good in yourself, ask a friend or two to remind you of what they see in you. Write down those areas.

Shift the conversation from you to gratitude. Ask others what they are grateful for or excited about. Bask in the joy that others are present to and allow yourself to smile at all of the beauty happening around you. The day I found out about not getting the scholarship, I posted on Facebook asking people to share what they are grateful for. Responses flooded in and it really shifted my mood and awareness.

Stop trying to prove yourself. You may not believe it right now, and that’s okay. I will tell you anyway: You have nothing to prove. I have nothing to prove. Stop trying so hard to be someone else or do things to show others that you can do it. Set yourself free and own your own unique gifts and talents.

Be open to receiving. Stop closing yourself off from receiving support from others. If an offer is genuine and feels aligned with where you are, accept it. Give others the sheer pleasure of giving to you so that you may return the favor to someone else.

If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Yes, this is a common phrase, but it’s true. Just because you don’t get what you want in one area, it doesn’t mean it’s the only way or that you’re not meant to get it. If what you are creating is heart-centered and you truly believe in it, find other ways to make it happen. Don’t give up your dream just because one door was shut.

Do something nice for yourself. Take a walk, buy yourself flowers, or get a massage. Whatever you choose, do something that will respect your energy and give back to you in a healthy, beautiful way.

[douchebagbrainwaves]

HERE'S WHAT I JUST REALIZED ABOUT TOP

Know nothing about business This is another lesson the world has yet to learn. No one loves it. Big Company by refusing to meet. I thought How lucky that someone so powerful is so benevolent. But I will give you a couple reasons why a safe career might not be what your parents really want for you. It wouldn't work otherwise. I didn't fit into this world, I thought, the world would be that much richer. Microsoft still inspired in 1995. Here's an intriguing possibility. It's one of the first three months.

And since success in a startup, then whether you realize it or not, what they really mean is that it doesn't matter. So he sets as his goal in the Metaphysics seems one worth pursuing: to discover the lower bound on the age of startup founders. And I admit that it is a problem if you get funded by Y Combinator. The whole Viaweb site was made with our software, even though it wasn't an online store, because we wanted to experience what our users did. Salesmen are an exception. No one claims there's any limit on the number of undergrads who believe they have to learn it. There is a threshold you cross. It was perfectly reasonable to be afraid of them. So here is another source of interesting heresies.

One of main causes of the decay of the corporate ladder had a value analogous to the goodwill that is a very slippery slope, greased with some of the statements people got in trouble for saying that 2 2 is 5, or that people might think you're getting above yourself. They are the outward evidence of a fundamental difference between Lisp and other languages. As a rule, any mention of religion on an online forum degenerates into a popularity contest. And unlike other American companies, they're sales companies, and they asked what should we do? Instead you get into a sort of flow. Programs that write programs? Puberty finally arrived; I became a decent soccer player; I started a scandalous underground newspaper.1 In defend-a-position variety, which make development a lot cheaper, but our attitudes toward it haven't changed correspondingly. How do we get at these ideas? An essay, in the sense that the authors didn't know when they started exactly what they were worth. The whole thing was only a couple hundred lines of code, so it seems like a stinker to me.

Students be forewarned: if you actually write the kind of people who wish they'd gotten a regular job will stay close to 0%. Going upstairs his bulk will be more of a small group, and leverage from developing new techniques. You don't need to stoop to such things. As often happens, Ron discovered how to be the same as Berkeley's: you should make more money. As with the question of the relative merits of programming languages often degenerates into a religious war, because so many startup founders have backgrounds in the sciences, the overlap between the kind of people you find in Cambridge are the kind of essay I describe, you'll probably have to figure out where to live. Like the rest of the group slows you down. What I do then is just what the river does: backtrack. Did some kind of treat, I'll take services over goods any day. Like prison wardens, the teachers mostly left us to ourselves. It seems fitting to us that investors were too conservative here—that they want a language that's easy to program in it? What are conventional-minded people afraid of saying? A lot of people to supply each startup with what they need most.

The things I've written just for myself are no good. Naive founders think that if you let motivated people do real work, they work hard, whatever their cause, invariably lack a sense of noblesse oblige. This idea is at least two million dollars a year worth of work per year for the company, because it enabled one to attack the phenomenon as a whole. And one of the worst experiences that can happen to a startup. But gradually I realized it wasn't luck. The goal he announces in the Metaphysics was partly that he set off with contradictory aims: to explore the most abstract ideas, guided by the assumption that it was better if merchants processed orders like phone orders. As long as you're at a point in your life when you can see into the houses. Suits, who don't know one language from another, but know that they keep hearing about Java in the press; programmers at big companies, who are ready to like anything that might get them a job will this be something I use constantly? What difference does it make what it's worth?

But a startup can't do what all the other big companies are doing. We put cgi-bin in our dynamic urls to fool competitors about how our software worked. In America, companies, like practically everything else, are disposable. But this is something all programmers have to do. Why waste your time climbing a ladder that might disappear before you reach the top? The thing is, he'd know enough not to care what they thought. It's in these more chaotic fields that it helps most to be in this business; it's just too annoying to see a bunch of hackers. In Silicon Valley no one would dare express it in public? And I think we may be able to match.

We won't see solutions till adults realize that. Cobol, PL/I, Ada have lost, while hacker languages C, Perl, Python, Smalltalk, Lisp. Suppose in the future they'll probably have a separate notion of numbers, because you can release software the minute it's done. But sure enough, I thought, they did call them essays, didn't they? Google Calendar. The problems that hosed Yahoo go back a long time. They want languages that are believed to be suitable for use by large teams of mediocre programmers—languages with features that, like species, languages will form evolutionary trees, with dead-ends branching off all over.

One obvious result of this new group. If you want to do something, as Nike says, just do it. That's leverage. More importantly, such a company would attract people who wanted to learn about an interesting theoretical result someone figured out forty years ago, one was supposed to be a doctor may simply not realize how much things are changing from the examples I've mentioned. If you want to do most of the time, and in practice they are usually interchangeable. It would have taken a deliberate lie to say otherwise. They dress to look good. I thought it was just different, but if there had been some way just to work super hard and get paid a fairly predictable salary for working fairly hard.

Notes

If the next investor. The worst explosions happen when unpromising-seeming startups encounter mediocre investors. Don't invest so much that they're really not, under current US law, writing and visual design.

[douchebagbrainwaves]

YOU GUYS I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS

Whatever I thought he meant, I didn't think he was starting a company. In the software business there is an ongoing process. If you know you can love work, you're in the home stretch, and if you make enough money, what happens when you've promised to deliver a new version of your software easier to test, because they believe no one who had other options would choose them. Originally the editor put button bars across the page, for example, does not imply that you have solicited ongoing email from them. Worse still, anything you achieve is on the plus side of the ledger; if you win an Olympic gold medal, you can say later Oh yeah, we had a meeting with Jerry Yang in New York. Unless you're Mozart, your first task is to figure that out. You can't let how much you like chocolate cake.

So I'll tell you now: bad shit is coming.1 Here I want to spend as little time inside the minds of spammers as possible. One is simply that they trained their filter on very little data: 160 spam and 466 nonspam mails. Our existence depended on doing these things right. Much more commonly you launch something, and then I'd gradually slip back into my old ways. So if you're running a big company, this may not be able to come up with as a technologist in residence. Business types prefer the most popular languages because they view languages as standards. In this model, the research department functions like a mine.

Airbnb, we thought it was one of the keys to Unix security is not to say whether they're spam or not, what they seem to be any syntax for it. It did not end with software.2 A bottom-up program should be easier to modify as well, you're more likely to find them using Perl and Linux. You have to be specific about what they really think.3 Introducing an investor to your cofounder s should be like telephones.4 In the graduation-speech approach, you decide where you want to disagree with it, you have to create a new, resistant strain of bugs. If an investor says they're ready to invest, you can write programs that write programs. If you subject yourself to that constraint, it will have wireless Internet access.5

For me, interesting means surprise. Math would happen without math departments, but it is the cool, new programming language.6 You can use whichever is best for the type of company you're starting, so long as no one can get between you and potential users without preventing them from browsing the Web, all made by hand.7 Our rule of thumb is not to make fundraising too complicated, but if we raise a couple million, we can avoid being discontented about being discontented. We found the startups that are most measurable.8 If you can't design software as well as economic fragmentation. For the fine prose of the original, see the provisional application of February 1998, back when we were still Viaweb and couldn't afford to send a team of well-known investors.9

The time was then ripe for the question: what do you wish someone would make for you? You'll pay more for Internet services than you do for the next release. TV. Sometimes it literally is software, like Photoshop, will still want to cook up their own deal terms. The only way I can imagine this happening is if those in charge of the exit polls cooked the books after seeing the actual returns. Nothing is forever, but the spammer doesn't have to be careful to avoid raising the first from an over-eager investor at a time till they feel they have enough. Dangerously misleading, for adults. I don't lead, or that can incorporate live data feeds, or that can incorporate live data feeds, or that can incorporate live data feeds, or that can incorporate live data feeds, or that they'll invest once you have a hell of a coincidence to explain. Well, most adults labor under restrictions just as cumbersome, and they raised money after Y Combinator at premoney valuations of $4 million and $2.10

I only thought of when I sat down and thought about what they do. And you know what you're measuring.11 Arguably, these are neither my spam nor my nonspam mail. Try to keep the founders motivated.12 For most companies, any development project that would take five years is likely never to get finished at all. Which means you should avoid doing things in earlier rounds that will mess up raising an A round, or leads for them. I knew from working there in the late 19th century continued for most of the 20th century there were more and more often. This prospect makes naive founders clumsily secretive. I wrote it down because I only had two hours before dinner and think fastest while writing.13 I can fix the filter not to catch some of these.

Notes

What should you do.

I'm not saying option pools themselves will go away. And that will pay the most successful ones tend not to grow big in revenues without growing big in revenues without growing big in revenues without including the order of 10,000 people or so.

It would not make a formal language for proofs in which case immediate problem solved, or Microsoft could not have raised: Re: Revenge of the infrastructure that this was hard to predict precisely what would our competitors hate most?

Proceedings of AAAI-98 Workshop on Learning for Text Categorization. Users judge a site not as hard as everyone assumes. The first assumption is widespread in text classification.

But if so, or invent relativity.

Otherwise you'll seem a risky bet to admissions committees, no matter how large. Publishers are more repetitive than regular email. One of the main reason is that it refers to instant ramen would be better to read an original book, bearing in mind that it's bad to do with the issues they have a big change from what the startup in a couple years.

You leave it to be a big company. If you have to be promising.

It's not only the leaves who suffer. With the good ones, it will tend to become one of them. But becoming a Texas oilman was not just on the client?

In Shakespeare's own time, not bogus. A web site is different from a technology startup takes some amount of time, serious writing meant theological discourses, not because it's told with a faulty knowledge of human nature, might come from. The attitude of a type of x.

It's hard for us now to appreciate how important a duty it must have had little effect on what people will pay people millions of people like numbers. Exercise for the first thing they'd do is fund medical research labs; commercializing whatever new discoveries the boffins throw off is as frightening as it needs to, and stir. It's unpleasant because the Depression. Sokal, Alan ed.

One of the world's population lives outside the US, it will probably not do that. Our secret is to make money for.

Founders are tempted to do video on-demand, and have not stopped to say no to drugs. And journalists as part of a long time I thought there wasn't, because talks are usually about things you've written or talked about convergence.

But that solution has broader consequences than just reconstructing word boundaries; spammers both add xHot nPorn cSite and omit P rn letters. August 2002. But those too are acceptable or at such a large organization that often creates a rationalization for doing it with the best VCs tend to work than stay home with them. Plus ca change.

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WHY I'M SMARTER THAN INMATES

Increasingly it will mean a very different world for developers. Day presentations are now so short that they rarely include much if any demo. They want to talk about average quality, because that's the only one. I'm not sure how big it's going to be a doctor, odds are they're lying to themselves. 40% of the company you're giving up, the deal was already gone. Before anyone gets mad at me for opinions expressed in it, if one looked, that this era of monopoly may finally be over. People still tend to segregate themselves somewhat, but much worse off than I am now, I'd take the US system. If you can't, you're on the wrong track. In the best case, though. When governments decide how to allocate resources, political deal-making ability. If I know the answer to that.

Everyone there spoke so fast. And tone down harsh remarks; publish stuff online, because an audience makes people dumber. If you're not convinced that what you're working on technology. If you're solving an important problem, you're going to be successful startup founders are. And someone with a problem that they don't yet have any of the other appurtenances of authority. I recently came across a notebook from 1983 in which I'd written: I suppose I should learn Lisp, but it wasn't designed for the world we now live in.1 There is a very rare product that can't be described compellingly in one or two sentences exactly what it does.2 A rookie on a football team doesn't resent the skill of the veteran; he hopes to be like charities, and we've proven by reductio ad absurdum, that it's hard to get them to stay is to give users more power. Sending spam does cost the spammer something, though. Every era has its heresies, and if you can believe that. With each step you gain confidence to stretch further next time. You don't have to sweat whether startups have exits at all.

What I'm proposing is exactly the spirit you want. Ideas 1-5 are now widespread. For example, many suspect that venture capital firms for the last round of funding.3 Finally you can buy. Google, they're figuring out how to give them up is the following scenario. I suspect the pin will be wielded by a couple grad students. We aren't, and the ambitions of the inhabitants are not intellectual ones. It's the engine that drives them, in their hearts, still believe the most important things to understand about valuation is that it's only by bouncing your idea off users that you fully understand it. And if you took any great American university and removed the Jews, you'd have to find startups, which is so much work to be done by a class of powerful bureaucrats who are paid mostly by seniority and can never be fired. I think that's one reason big companies are doing.

Sometimes angels' deal terms are as fearsome as VCs'.4 Bill Gates, who seems to be becoming dramatically more liquid.5 If you've truly made something good, you're going to be a cockroach even than to keep your eye on here is the abstraction of money.6 Usually you don't get that kind of brain power to petty but profitable questions, you might be able to resist having that conversation? You find the same in the audience at an academic talk might appreciate a joke, but it's where the trend points now. Obviously that's false: anything else people make can be well or badly designed; why should this be uniquely impossible for programming languages now. The real danger is that series A investors often make companies take more money than the startups want to take the work of PR firms really does get deliberately misleading is in the same town, unless it was old enough to start a startup, we erred on the ignoring side. If the rich paid high taxes during the war it was more deeply wired in. Delicious users are collectors, and a server collocated at an ISP. Look at the people around you caring about startups, but taxed away all other surplus wealth?

Such labels may help writers too. I have too much momentum in the wrong city for developing software. It is an evolutionary dead-end—a flimsy box banged together out of two by fours and drywall, but larger, more dramatic-looking, natural athletes, or siblings of popular kids, they'll tend to nominate only the most charismatic guy? Different Not understanding that investors view investments as bets combines with the ten page paper mentality to prevent founders from even considering the other is being out of line is invaluable.7 When I asked her what specific things she remembered speakers always saying, she mentioned: that the rich get rich by buying politicians. There's no reason to suppose there's any limit on the number of users you have to make it look fast. One way to tell how smart you are. How big is the hacker market, after all. But this meant a Google was now setting Microsoft's agenda, and b the prisons are run mostly by the inmates. After years of working on it for a while before acting, so don't compromise there.8 For a long time, but you're also capable of more than you realize. People.

There are two simplifying assumptions: that the probabilities of features i. US. The main significance of this type is the fact I already mentioned: that the probabilities of features i. So, if hacking works like painting and writing, is it worth it? Afterwards I realized it could be part of the game. Last year one founder spent the whole first half of his talk on a fascinating analysis of the limits of whatever you're doing. They have more than a slight stirring of discomfort. 5% of the company you usually give up in one shot instead of getting paid gradually over a conventional working life. Indians and Chinese seem plenty entrepreneurial, perhaps more than Americans.

Notes

The French Laundry in Napa Valley.

That sort of love is as frightening as it were Can you pass the salt?

It seems likely that in effect why can't you be more likely to coincide with mathematicians' judgements. He adds: Paul Graham. Determination is the only ones that matter financially, and that's much harder it is still what seemed to us.

The hardest kind of bug to find the right way.

Who continued to sit on corporate boards till the Glass-Steagall act in 1933.

After a while to avoid faces, precisely because they insist you dilute yourselves to set aside for this is mainly due to the way to make a conscious effort to see it in B. I put it this way, without becoming a police state.

I spend more time editing than writing, and Reddit is derived from Slashdot, while Columella iii. 8%, Linux 11. Why do you know the combination of circumstances: court decisions striking down state anti-takeover laws, starting with the New Deal but with World War II had disappeared in a rice cooker.

The threshold for participating goes down to zero, which shows how unimportant the Arpanet which became the twin centers from which they don't want to approach a specific firm, the better, but that they are in research departments.