#I want...I want milk
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time-woods · 4 months ago
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Accessorize ! Accessorize ! Accessorize !
based off of how my dad got his ears pierced))
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lxnarphase · 6 months ago
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bet if satoru's cum starts to drip out of you, he just goes "awww...welp, gotta start again since you wasted it, baby!"
and whatever spills out from the second round, he uses his long fingers to scoop it up, cooing for you to be good and clean up the mess you made since you couldn’t keep it in.
and he's praising you so much when you obediently clean his fingers of the mixture of sticky cum. when you clean up all of it, he’s giving you the deepest, messiest kiss right as he slides his cock back into you, smiling as he tells you how happy you make him for being such a good cumslut
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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)
im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in
#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human#now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot#SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas#like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing#THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME#'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape#if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin#in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism#of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah#the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat#like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one#where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex#look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon#(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS#i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!
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frog-of-the-blog · 1 month ago
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some pre-corruption shadow milk sprites i made!
(please credit me if you use these for anything)
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morganbritton132 · 7 months ago
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Eddie, posting to Tiktok at three in the morning: I think it’s perfectly okay if you’re a restless sleeper or you sleepwalk. That’s fine. I just think you should have goals…that’s not leaving my house.
Eddie: That makes it sound like I kidnapped someone. I didn’t. It’s just… My husband has been walking around in a circle for the last fifteen minutes
Eddie: And I want to go to bed but I can’t until he does because he has this bad habit of escaping and ending up at a hospital…or the woods.
Eddie: And yeah, I’m glad he’s not trying to break my ribs or- *flinches in surprise when a hand is suddenly shoved in front of his face*
Eddie, eyes flickering off screen: …yes?
Steve, after a long pause: Six dollar
Eddie, who adores sleeptalking Steve: For what?
Steve: Book fair
Eddie: …I have never wanted to live in your brain more than I do right now.
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cuppajj · 11 months ago
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rough wippy of an animatic i want to do with shadow milk cookie! i wanted to make them shapeshift because messing with PV's mind is fun like that
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1071png · 4 months ago
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fridge..
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burnt-cookii · 12 days ago
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housecow · 1 year ago
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fat. AND round
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honehonn3honey · 6 months ago
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meatcatt · 3 months ago
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Sometimes just letting myself doodle and not care if it’s actually good is so fun
Whiteboard doodles under cut
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Nutmeg tiger cookie in the last image was drawn by my wife @skyistheground
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poirott · 24 days ago
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Hercule Poirot + festive
AGATHA CHRISTIE'S POIROT (1989-2013)
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burningcheese-merchant · 2 months ago
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Dark Enchantress rejoicing in the fact that she succeeded in reviving five ultra-powerful villains that she can now weaponize for her own sinister purposes: ❌❌❌❌❌
Dark Enchantress realizing that all she actually accomplished was reviving the Five Stooges and now she has to herd them like a bunch of weird, misshapen, psychotic cats: ✅✅✅✅✅
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imaginariumwanderer · 4 months ago
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It's Chuseok for the Vanillan gang (and one deceitful thief)
Just for fun: Initial sketches for these under cut.
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shootingstareon · 1 month ago
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kiki cretaure
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frenchiefieart · 4 months ago
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Beast of Destiny (Tainted Vanilla? Dark Vanilla?? idk yet hmmm), I love the theory of the Avatar of Destiny being a corrupted Pure Vanilla and I've seen some people playing with the concept more lately and wanted to join in with my own design!
I could totally see the concept of truth being twisted into accepting one single path as the truth and not being willing to budge on that perception, becoming obsessed with the concept of one true "destiny". My ideas on all of this are still pretty vague tho!
Feel free to leave your own thoughts and theories I love to read them!!
Here's just the design on it's own :)c
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