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awkward-snake-girl · 1 year

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I would just like to say that flying long distances is hell for someone who has sensory issues like myself. The constant drone of the plane, the small space, the smells and tastes of the crappy microwaved meals (and for some reason they pick the smelliest things possible? Like we’re in an enclosed space that recycles air wtf?)Anyway I can’t wait to land and get some food. Just another hour and a half…wish me luck.

#ooc #Jane rambles #haha please tell me why an airline would serve a tuna noodle dish on plane?#I want to rip my nose off #all I’ve had to eat are some chips from the airport and a couple of chocolates I brought. because I literally cannot smell the food without #gagging I feel like shit

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chalkrub · 1 month

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In the furry au are Mockley and Coltarch just themselves or do they have their own fursonas that are completely different from the animals that they already are

they have fursonas! <:^) though i do like the idea of furries existing alongside weird dinosaurs

here's some little portrait sketches. moose coltarch and badger mockley

still not completely sold on coltarch being a moose, might make him an adder. but mockley's a badger for sure, even though owl/squirrel/hare were tempting. i want them to all be cute fairytale woodland critters together, to match the fox/pheasant thing mika and heidi have going on....beatrix potter type animals just spiritually and mentally ripping each other to shreds. and also physically

#ask #anon #my art #oc #i should probably make separate tags for their furry versions #mockleyf #coltarchf #the f stands for fromage. which is slang for furry. which means friend #anthro #furry #i probably should make coltarch a snake of some sort...i know european badgers don't have a rivalry with snakes #but y'know.....honey badgers do.....as we all know....as we all know....#so that can pair them off nicely as two other animals that hate each other and want each other to die #my most hateful characters. the file name for the sketches was called evilold.png #because they are both evil. and old #also you get a little peek at how they'd look with humanoid bodies...coltarch is a ripped old man and mockley is quite short and fat #also also: trying to figure out moose nose and moose antlers. frustrating. but fun. meese are so weird

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deityofhearts · 3 months

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#deity dialogue #what if i killed myself (i have to stress that i don’t mean this literally im not super suicidal rn im just really fucking annoyed)#am I ever going to actually get sleep?#I’m staying at my friends house because we work together blah blah and their room situation is a mess rn so it’s me and my roommate sleeping #in the livingroom and their dad is sleeping on the couch which would be fine EXCEPT THIS BITCH SNORES SO FUCKING LOUD I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE #TO FUCKING SLEEP STOP SNORING #I have so much work to do tomorrow I’m going to kill.#I’m going to rip off his nose I don’t even know I’m so aggravated #I have not been able to sleep because it’s either my roommates little sister screaming her head off for unknown reasons instead of sleeping #or the snoring #I have no peace #I hate it here #I’m debating going back on my high school sleeping pill habits and taking a fuck ton of Benadryl #I’ve already taken four (two earlier and then I’m still awake so I took two more but I’m a good noodle and won’t exceed that amount)#I have work tomorrow. I don’t want to work I want to cry

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starry-bi-sky · 10 days

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back on my bullshit

and by bullshit i mean "rewatch MCD for the millionth time in a row and resist the urge to make an MCD OC"

i have yet to succeed in my bullshit.

#minecraft diaries #*makes another MCD Oc for the nth time and pairs them up with garroth*#he's my special baby boy #latest MCD oc is Skyen. they have a fantasy version of permanent photokeratitis and is the one who discovered Garroth outside of PD back #when he first ran away. and they were ✨Roommates✨. smth smth Garroth never shows his face to anyone but Sky and yet Sky is the only one #who can never see him. their blindness concept is admittedly ripped straight out of an old SkyArmy deviantart comic i read way back when.#they can technically 'see' except thats relative because they can barely see past their nose IF they hold their hand up to their face and #block out the light. they wear a bandana around their eyes and unlike AARON has an actual REASOn for it bc if they dont they get really bad #headaches and their eyes hurt due to being really sensitive to the light. they were taken in by an old man who lived in PD and taught them #how to deal with their blindness and essentially daredevilled their ass (also ripped off the SkyArmy Comic). they're still blind as fuck th #so while the heightened senses and training helped. they still like. need help with stuff they normally wouldn't if they had their sight.#they left PD to go traveling after the Old Man died when he and garroth were 18-19 and returned sometime after Aphmau became lord.#WHEN that is. i have not decided. there are a lot of options available for their return but im leaning towards 'before Donna's wedding but #AFTER garroth gets shot'#Skyen refers to Garroth as 'my friend' affectionately and Garroth does the same. they return to living with one another after skyen returns #and one of the first things they do is sit down with garroth and trace his face to feel if anything changed. which there has.#Skyen 🤝 Laurance: Blind Buddies!#Skyen helps Laurance adjust to blindness and lends him one of their bandanas to cover his eyes. Laurance jokes its because nobody wants to #see his eyes. Skyen dryly tells him that when he inevitably gets sand in his face he'll be thankful there was something to protect #his eyes against it. can you tell that i've thought a lot about this

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carcarrot · 2 months

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favorite first watches of july 2024

tagged by @mariocki thank you!!!!!

them! (1954)

the adventures of buckaroo banzai across the 8th dimension (1984)

the long and the short and the tall (1961)

columbo "last salute to the commodore" (1976)

galaxina (1980)

the spy with a cold nose (1966)

also tagging @bawnjourno @starringvincentprice @baycitystygian and uhhh any other mutuals who are movieheads. say you were tagged by me!!

#disclaimer that i make everytime i tag people you dont have to do this and if youd rather tie me to some train tracks thats okay #anyway. on to movie discussion #im counting the columbo episode because i want to. bc they're like mini movies. especially that one bc its the length of a movie #but im not counting regular tv episodes bc i see new episodes of cheers every week and i watched the first two episodes of night court too #anyway. im also not including darling on this list even thought it was new but i did not like it . very not my favorite #them! i also didnt see exactly from the beginning i dont think but i saw like 98% of it. very fun #was very late to buckaroo banzai but it really is that good. its everything #the long and the short and the tall is Not Great but its pretty okay. as many british actors as you could want and more #the columbo episode is just so funny. i like the theory posited by columboscreens that hes off the shits on dramamine or something #galaxina was well also not great but it had moments of genuine inspired comedy that i loved. bonkers movie #the spy with a cold nose despite the gunchy version available on youtube was unexpectedly delightful. very silly 60s spy movie spoof #i normally watch more new movies in a month i try for one every weekend but i didnt end up doing that this month rip #thank youuuuu again for the tag <3

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littlexdeaths · 2 months

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me to my girlfriend after our walk in the hot ass forest bc i forgot to take my allergy meds

#shut up freak 🫧#i want to rip my nose off my face currently #if I take a Benadryl I will literally pass out immediately

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yaminerua · 3 months

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god. Seeing photos of myself these days makes me wanna die.

i need to see a skin specialist to give me something I can use to get this redness under control because it is severely destroying what little self confidence I had left lmfao

#I could live with it if it was just in the cheeks #but it’s how red my nose gets that makes me want to rip my whole face off #that’s what I get for being white and Scottish I guess #no-one else in my family has it like I do tho. I mean everyone has the rosy cheeks but in a charming kind of Santa Claus way #but I look perpetually like I’ve been sunburnt with goggles on #they tried antibiotics when I went before but it did absolutely nothing #so I’ve got another appointment coming up on my birthday #and I just know I’m going to burst out crying over how awful this stupid face makes me feel #I already cut out spicier foods which is so fucking shit bc I love spicy foods #but if it’s stress that keeps this flaring up constantly then I’m fucked #bc the stress in my life isn’t going to go away #I’ve looked into some other things other people swore helped them so I’ve started that in the meantime #but these things apparently took weeks/months to actually show signs of improvement #so regardless it’s a waiting game where in the meantime I just feel So Awful

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jockpoetry · 6 months

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i am someone who has awful skin, truly it's been bane of my existence since day one. but i've been lucky in that i am not someone who really gets pimples/acne. maybe every couple of periods i'll have a small breakout, but my skin is so fucked in the other direction it's rare.

that being said. i currently have a pimple right at the entrance of a nostril and in one of my ears and i feel like i am going kill myself every second of every day.

#talkin to myself #I AM IN HELL I AM IN HELL look i can tolerate SO much i have really high pain tolerance i put myself into sensory hell to take care of my #skin CONSTANTLY but here we are i have reached my limit. i am at the limit for what i as a human person can take #i did not know pimples could suck THIS FUCKING MUCH jesus christ i want to rip my ear off and cut off my nose #OK THAT'S ALL love you bye sorry for the over share

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betweenheroesandvillains · 1 year

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#talking about violence against women with men is so exhausting #always having to reassure them no no haha not you of course or anyone we know haha just other men #like it isn't statistically likely that it's them or their friends or brothers or fathers #but mention that it might also be someone they know and like and watch how fast they do a 180 #'Oh well that was a different situation' IT WAS STILL VIOLENCE #or even worse 'yeah well what am i supposed to do that's just how it is'#you know what. maybe truly everything is lost. I don't want to believe that but with how often i have now heard men be defeatist #or straight up claim it's not a problem at all idk what to do anymore.#Girls learn how to rip a man's testes off and how to break a nose I guess #and i'm not putting the usual disclaimers here bc i'm tired of it i put so many disclaimers for friends colleagues and family and in the en #it's all just so they can lean back and say 'but not me though' like ok cool wish that could be me but can't #anyway rant over and if i see a terf or Classical Radfem or political lesbian on this i block on sight this is just for me and my 5 followe

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pepplemint · 1 year

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Need like a donut pillow so I can pierce my ears whenever I get the feeling and still sleep on whatever side I wanna

#I've been feeling that teenage piercing rush lately. I'm just not sure what piercings I could rationally get #without clumsily having my face ripped off by a horse or something #kinda always wanted a septum but i do not want that piercing smell in my nose 24/7 #also that is one that could definitely easily get caught since it's ring shaped #anyway yet another internal fight between the two wolves in me that want to be alternative and a cowboy respectively #leaving the third wolf - whatevers most comfy - in charge #unfortunately

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