#I want to manspread

[darkwickshorniestinspector]

I second this. Skirts are the bane of my existence. How the fuck am I supposed to manspread in a skirt??

This how I want to be standing.

The neurodivergent urge to stand and sit weird at all times doesn’t agree with skirts or dresses. 😩

Can we start hyping up women for dressing masculine again? I want to feel special for wearing pants :(

[midnightvrose]

[tartagliove]

mydeimos ✧ the last prince

"the son of gorgo will be crowned in blood!"

[david-tennant-in-chairs]

Old habits die hard

1998 (age 27) and 2024 (age 53)

[charmfamily]

Vladislaus Straud IV, Count of the Westrein-Broassau region of Eshuavania (Forgotten Hollow).

[formulakracing]

quite literally gnawing on the bars of my enclosure i—

[karlyboyyy]

Hey it’s that scrawny wolf boy Kōga!

[momoa-hunnam-leto-reigns-inc]

Nice view.

[megamyceted]

ETHAN WINTERS & KARL HEISENBERG🌿 resident evil village, 2021

[naetles]

you guys don't understand how badly i need this illustration in the highest quality possible i feel like a feral animal rattling the bars of my enclosure

[kapustainu]

Quick thing I made for their birthday... I love my wife.

[pearsandrust]

afflicted with a curse where the second i say i don't like an hsr character, hoyoverse immediately writes them the most devastating story i've ever had the misfortune of reading. aventurine in 2.0. jiaoqiu in 2.4. the other day i joked that i didn't like mydei manspreading and now LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENING. LOOK.

[david-tennant-in-chairs]

Aww, Jon doesn't want to be left out of the fun. Room for one more, fellas?

Source: aziracrowdaily on TikTok

[belltari]

a/n: okay so like my head is full of thoughts of them that need to be put out in some way and since i cant put the time in to drawing rn i offer some horny writing instead. and maybe if people enjoy it i can write some more? maybe share some of the drabbles i have written and maybe some for the cowboy au?

"Lemme take care of you" Johnny breathes into Simon's ear.

Simon smirks as he leans back in his chair, spreading his legs farther apart and resting an elbow on the armrest, propping up his chin with his thumb and resting his forefinger on his scared cheekbone. "Alright Sargent, let's hear it."

Johnny steps in between Simon's legs and grips both armrests, caging Simon in, he licks his upper lip and leans into Simon's neck. He places a tender kiss on a scar there, Simon told him it was a bullet graze early in his career, a 'near miss' he always jokes. Johnny trails kisses up to his ear, "lemme strip off this rig" he slides his hand under the shoulder strap and pulls, bringing Simon closer to him. "Let me lay you doon on that cot," he motions his head to the bed in the corner of the room.

"Oh? A moldy mattress? Very romantic." Simon remarks. "'Fraid it's the best I can do on such short notice." He smiles into the shell of his ear. "Unless you'd prefer the chair?"

"Dunno, you tell me. Which one lets you 'take care of me' better, hm?" Simon reaches for the harness firmly strapped to Johnny's thighs, pulling as he hooks his fingers around them.

Johnny pulls Simon's hands away "Hands off LT. This is about you." He lifts his left leg, placing his knee on the edge of the chair, resting right up against Simon's crotch. He can feel Simon against this thigh. Johnny leans away, standing tall over him, he grips Simon's hair at the nape of his neck, forcing him to look up at him. He pushes his knee into Simon, griping his hair tighter.

Simon lets out a deep groan.

Johnny bites his lower lip smiling down at him.

"Like what you see, Johnny?"

"Aye. Like what I'm hearin' too." He leans to place a gentle kiss on Simon's lips. Only Simon beats him to it, he desperately reaches up to grip the back of Johnny's neck, pulling him into a heated kiss. Johnny deepens the kiss by gripping both straps of Simon's rig, only after both their lungs are burning does he pull away.

"I thought snipers were supposed to be patient?" He teases.

"I am. But not when what I want is right here in front of me."

[darkwicks]

tell me more about showing vergil around bangkok!!!! what is the order of priority of these things? what is cannot miss?

HI!!!!!

okay so what i've been mainly thinking about is just showing him daily life in bkk. walking to street-side markets in the morning, saying hi to all my neighbours who are out and about (he hates this), going to 7-11 (a Must Have thai experience) and buying street food so i'll have him try thai food like boat noodles and tom kha gai (i don't think he'd be too into eating hot food when it's already 30 something degrees celsius here but idgaf you WILL eat coriander and you WILL like it)

one thing i want him to try for sure is hotpot. it's so good for catching up with people and eating together brings me a lot of joy so it could be a little bonding moment for us :) and if he can't use chopsticks then that's ok he can use the little trainers they make kids use (he won't. would give me the nastiest side eye ever)

A LOT OF WHAT I WANNA DO WITH HIM IS FOOD RELATEDJKFSJKDFSD like i want him to try new food!!! bbq buffet, hotpot, thai food, thai street food...idk how he survived for years in the demon world but i'm feeding him REAL food. lots of meat!!! and then he'll see how stingy i can be </3

what i want him to try the most though is street side restaurants. it's cheap and authentic and very flavourful, plus it's like. a very thai thing to do. it reminds me of being with family and friends :D

a place i think he'd Actually enjoy though is kinokuniya!! it's a massive book store with all kinds of books, i think he'll be right at home there :) i also think it'll be fun taking him to oceanworld. i always have a blast there because marine animals are awesome and i know we can find an aquarium anywhere but like. IT'S SUPER FUN GOING TO THE AQUARIUM WITH SOMEONE T_________________T

honestly i just wanna see how he'd do in thai weather. it's very hot here and he wears long sleeves which will Not do him any good. i want to show him a day in my life here in bangkok, so we can stay in or walk down the streets together, exploring and showing him things he's never tried before <33333 like taking a tuktuk or going to chinatown, taking him to temples so we can pray and get blessed, taking him to museums and libraries!!!

i also want to see him in these AJKFDJKSHFHDA very tourist

bkk would be overwhelming for him but it's all about me wanting to show him part of my world and show how lovely human life can be and how i enjoy life with him regardless of whether we're in red grave city or my home <33333

maybe i'll also take him places outside of bangkok like khao yai (where there is a national wildlife and natural conservation park) where the weather is lovely and there's all kinds of things to see or samui where all the beaches are <3 he might like sitting quietly by the sea and reading a book. and having breakfast together at the beach!!!

he'll probably pick up a few words by the time the trip is over bc i think he picks up languages quickly but he won't tell me what he learnt so now idk how much i can gossip about him to my mom☹️☹️☹️☹️

super sorry for the unnecessarily long ramble i got excited LOLFDSKF

[nightpixxie]

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