#I want to be alseep

[grumpycakes]

the friend I usually tell on myself to when my executive dysfunction is eating me is in a different time zone and is probably dead asleep.

I'm not getting ready for bed. I wanted to shower 3 hours ago.

Plan for rn is do regular get ready for bed and get the most sleep we can (2am to 7am) and deal w showering tomorrow at some point.

Might reblog w the update when I'm done

[neptunezo]

The idea of the batkids scaring Bruce with “a new grandchild” to only show an animal is so funny to me, because imagine Bruce is so used to it that when Jason wants to introduce him to his new grandchild Bruce almost falls out of his chair when there’s an ACTUAL KID!

Dick: You’re a granddaddy now Brucie!!!

Bruce: WHAT?!? Who?? When??? How??? Actually don’t tell me how. Who is she??? When did she give birth???

Dick: What? No, meet my kid *holds up a cat* her name is biscuit and shes the love of my life!

—

Steph: Cass and I are adopting…

Bruce: Holy shit, actually???

Cass: Yes, it was a tough choice, but we want to adopt

Bruce: Do you need any help with paperwork and stuff? It’s kinda my thing. Also consider the fact that you might be too young.

Steph: Too young…?

Bruce: Yes, I mean you’re only in your 20’s, are you sure you can handle a kid?

Cass: Too young for an iguana?

—

Damian: It happened again, I have a kid.

Bruce: What do you mean AGAIN?!?

Damian: This is my second kid, duh

Bruce: Are you talking about goats?

Damian: Of course I am father

—

Tim: BRUCE YOU’RE GOING TO BE A GRANDFATHER!!!

Bruce: Tim I didn’t think I was going to have to tell you this again after the whole thing with Stephanie, but just kissing someone doesn’t get them pregnant

Tim:

Bruce: Is it a dog?

Tim: No it’s a tiger

—

Jason: I have something to tell you

Bruce(not looking up from his paperwork): Okay, what’s up?

Jason: I have a kid, I want you to meet your granddaughter

Bruce: I can’t possibly imagine what type of animal you’ve gotten, but I’d love to meet her

Jason: What the hell are you talking about?

Bruce (looking up to see an actual child): You actually have a kid????

Jason: Yeah, Roy and I thought it was time I adopted Lian

Lian: Hi Grandpa!!!

Bruce: I’m going to faint, grab me some ice will you?

[aimishix]

After hours ✨

[itsdefinitely]

do girl jeri and boy jerry exist explicitly to torment me

[duskdragonxiii]

I am once again trying to redo my ref sheets and struggling AUGH

[READ BEYOND THE END]

[sage-is-in-fact-very-tired]

"People want me to be something that I can't be." That's something Icarus said in lore last night. And that goes both ways, doesn't it? Athena and Rae, and *everyone else* wants them to be this good great awesome person, someone who's at least trying to be better than they are right now. and they can be that. They've never (to their memory or knowledge, which probably shouldn't be trusted considering we *know* they were good at som point + the fact fable probably manipulated their memory some) been good, they can't *be* good. So they're not going to be. They can't be that person, so they won't. But on the other side, you also have fable. Who also wants them to be something they *cant.* Fable wants them to be useful, to hurt people, to kill them if they have too. Icarus *cant* do that - Icarus can say they will all the want, but every single time they *try* they *cant* - because they still care and they care so so deeply. They can't be that person Fable wants them to be. They can burn all their bridges, and they're still not going to be that person. Both sides of this want them to be something they can't, and so Icarus is left grasping at the straws of something, *anything* to hold some semblance of a person and face together; hold together some semblance of the person Fable wants them to be, even if they can't hold on tight, and it shatters oh so easily. They have to try, because if they don't try then *everything* falls apart - and thats not what they want. (they can't have that.) Icarus is going to keep trying and trying and *trying* to be the person they can't be, be the person people (*fable*) want them to be, because if they don't try - if they don't try then what was the point of this? (What was the point of falling apart time and time again if they can't pick their pieces back up and put themself back together in a different, better arrangement than before?)

[veone]

an ordinary night.

[saamaton]

i'm so sick and it's so awful

[genekies]

tag vent

[thedorfmirrin]

it me day of borthd 🌠🐰🌠

[theloveinc]

this is me reminding you bc is shinso also a pro BC IMAGINEEEEE

No because he's already spinning around in my microwave brain like a frozen lasagna and YES HE ABSOLUTELY IS A PRO!!! Showing up at your house all raggedly looking at 6am to get your daughter when he said he'd be able to pick her up before 5pm the damn night previous.

He knows you're not... seriously mad at him when you answer the door with a glare, but you're definitely peeved at his usual excuse of "something came up, the commission ended up needing me all night."

"Yeah, well," is what you want to say, "your daughter with insomnia needed you, too."

Except before you can scald him with the words, the little girl is waddling outside from behind you still in her nighty and straight into his arms, and it truly is hard to be mad at him when he scoops her right up into his arms (have they gotten beefier?) and apologizes to her with a kiss.

(And then you have to invite him in for breakfast because it was already on the stove, and then you have to wait with him because she needs to repack her bag, and then he's standing there awkwardly in your living room, his old place, like he's not currently staying in an almost-dumpster of an apartment, save for your daughter's little room, AND HE'S RUBBING THE BACK OF HIS NECK AND TRYING NOT TO LOOK YOU IN THE EYE because it's not only a reminder of what he lost but also you'll be able to tell, you can always tell, that he hasn't really been sleeping much because... he constantly feels like he needs to justify the fact that he chose work over you and his little girl and, and, and, and then she's finally appearing with her plastic backpack ready to go and he can't bring himself to properly say goodbye as he leaves as if to pretend he'll be back soon, good riddance!!!!!)

But that's how it always goes between you, and hurts even worse because neither of you are sure if your three year old actually knows (realizes?) that you aren't together anymore. I mean, his hours as a hero were weird even when she was first born and things were still good, so it's not like this is unusual to her.

(Shinso anticipates losing himself when she finally starts noticing that you only kiss her goodbye, when she starts registering who isn't home, when she starts asking questions about it, and when the answers finally start to make her cry.)

...

He relates to the notion. The thought of losing his family makes him want to cry, too... hence why he lets you make the majority of the decisions about her well-being and tries to stay out of your way (he figures you might need him again if she inherits his quirk)...

(You'd never know it, at least... he hopes, but he does appreciate his job for allowing him to take his frustrations out on the underground criminals he's tasked with catching, but. That's for another time).

...even if the whole thing hurts him more than he could ever begin to say.

[jumioxox]

some ways the cast attempts to care for teruko in the safe place au + occ comic read tags

[snekdood]

idk what jewish person needs to hear this but you have permission to not be on here today, just in case you felt obligated to be for some reason.

[the-apparatus]

Does anyone know where I could get a giant (3 ft tall ish) Nokia plush? Asking for a friend.

[sprite-periodt]

ooooooo you wanna give me under chin scritchies so bad ooooooooooo

[finnickodaiir]

My sister barged in my room while I was sleeping to talk about some stuff she saw on tiktok and now I can't fall back asleep and I have to be up in like 6 hours....