#I want to be alseep

[grumpycakes]

the friend I usually tell on myself to when my executive dysfunction is eating me is in a different time zone and is probably dead asleep.

I'm not getting ready for bed. I wanted to shower 3 hours ago.

Plan for rn is do regular get ready for bed and get the most sleep we can (2am to 7am) and deal w showering tomorrow at some point.

Might reblog w the update when I'm done

[neptunezo]

The idea of the batkids scaring Bruce with “a new grandchild” to only show an animal is so funny to me, because imagine Bruce is so used to it that when Jason wants to introduce him to his new grandchild Bruce almost falls out of his chair when there’s an ACTUAL KID!

Dick: You’re a granddaddy now Brucie!!!

Bruce: WHAT?!? Who?? When??? How??? Actually don’t tell me how. Who is she??? When did she give birth???

Dick: What? No, meet my kid *holds up a cat* her name is biscuit and shes the love of my life!

—

Steph: Cass and I are adopting…

Bruce: Holy shit, actually???

Cass: Yes, it was a tough choice, but we want to adopt

Bruce: Do you need any help with paperwork and stuff? It’s kinda my thing. Also consider the fact that you might be too young.

Steph: Too young…?

Bruce: Yes, I mean you’re only in your 20’s, are you sure you can handle a kid?

Cass: Too young for an iguana?

—

Damian: It happened again, I have a kid.

Bruce: What do you mean AGAIN?!?

Damian: This is my second kid, duh

Bruce: Are you talking about goats?

Damian: Of course I am father

—

Tim: BRUCE YOU’RE GOING TO BE A GRANDFATHER!!!

Bruce: Tim I didn’t think I was going to have to tell you this again after the whole thing with Stephanie, but just kissing someone doesn’t get them pregnant

Tim:

Bruce: Is it a dog?

Tim: No it’s a tiger

—

Jason: I have something to tell you

Bruce(not looking up from his paperwork): Okay, what’s up?

Jason: I have a kid, I want you to meet your granddaughter

Bruce: I can’t possibly imagine what type of animal you’ve gotten, but I’d love to meet her

Jason: What the hell are you talking about?

Bruce (looking up to see an actual child): You actually have a kid????

Jason: Yeah, Roy and I thought it was time I adopted Lian

Lian: Hi Grandpa!!!

Bruce: I’m going to faint, grab me some ice will you?

[miyakuli]

I watched Sonic 3 this week (best of the saga so far) and I am happy to see baby Amy at the end but I began to worry about the way she will be portrayed in the next movie.

This is probably not a popular opinion at all but....I really hope they won't change too much of Amy's personality to fit this hollywood"image" that independent and strong woman/girl can't be all romantic, sweet or even crazy in love at the same time Hi! I hate what they did to Bo Peep in Toy Story 4 x'D

I don't want Sonic & Amy dynamic to be reversed tbh. I have the feeling they would go for a sort of version of Thorn Rose from Sonic Prime and I really like her in it but.....I want her being passionately in love with Sonic like in the old games. Her crazy, sometimes cringe love for Sonic mixed with her super strength is what makes her Amy to me x) I guess they would mature it a bit like in Sonic Frontiers but in the movies they are still kids/teens so I really hope they'll assume this aspect of her personality and don't erase that.

[aimishix]

After hours ✨

[itsdefinitely]

do girl jeri and boy jerry exist explicitly to torment me

[duskdragonxiii]

I am once again trying to redo my ref sheets and struggling AUGH

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[veone]

an ordinary night.

[saamaton]

i'm so sick and it's so awful

[thedorfmirrin]

it me day of borthd 🌠🐰🌠

[jumioxox]

some ways the cast attempts to care for teruko in the safe place au + occ comic read tags

[snekdood]

idk what jewish person needs to hear this but you have permission to not be on here today, just in case you felt obligated to be for some reason.

[the-apparatus]

Does anyone know where I could get a giant (3 ft tall ish) Nokia plush? Asking for a friend.

[toddandersonn]

My sister barged in my room while I was sleeping to talk about some stuff she saw on tiktok and now I can't fall back asleep and I have to be up in like 6 hours....

[lion-buddy]

it’s been a minute since I’ve gotten excited abt my ocs but. Oughhhh ahhh I love my ocs,,,,

[cuntstable]

something evil just happened to me, i went to sleep and now i wanna replay dragon age origins so fucking bad

[leaf4e]

im so exhausted and i barely even wrote anything on my gat

i love fucking up important exams lmao 0b