#I want it ALL

[malika-r]

I couldn't resist and turned David and Michael into Aziraphale and Crowley rock star versions🐍😇🎤

[scarletgray]

asagiri should release a whole volume on teen skk shenanigans

[dannxt4r]

"Do you think you'll kill for me one day?"

"Yes,of course I will my darling..."

-I want it all,Lana del Rey

their song

[dollykiller]

[befuddledcinnamonroll]

So you know how Ron Swanson is about bacon & eggs?

As in this?

This is exactly how I am about Chen Yi and Ai Di.

So when I say I want all the Chen Yi x Ai Di on Tuesday, I mean I want ALL the Chen Yi x Ai Di.

The other couple had their sweet and sexy reunion and I am happy for them. Now their cute asses need to get out of the way for an episode.

I want bondage. I want spice. I want Chen Yi smirking as he breaks this little man. I want Ai Di to finally realize how deeply he is loved and attack Chen Yi like the feral little gremlin he is.

GIVE ME ALL OF IT.

[shenanigans-and-imagines]

I really really loved the Asexual!Tav x Astarion fic. I felt so seen. I have read my good share of smut (there is no shame in a good smut fic, even as an ace) but this? This made me feel so many things. I loved it. As for the oneshot/headcanon ideas... Maybe Asexual!Tav wanting to find something sexy to wear for themselves (because damn right, ace people can wear sexy clothes and look amazing doing so) or just Tav and Astarion being silly together. But! Don't feel obligated to write about these! I just wanted you to know that this fic... I have never went to Ao3 so fast to read the last chapter.

Thank you so much! I can't tell you how much it warmed my heart to real this. It genuinely means a lot.

These are both great prompts which I would love to get too eventually. I don't have it in me to write a one-shot right now, but I will gladly spew some random Asexual!Tav and Astarion being silly together.

Astarion x AsexaulBard!Tav Masterlist

Okay, I feel like I need to say it, but after Ace!Tav and Astarion are officially together the flirting only gets worse

Like before there was an agenda; Astarion was testing the waters of their interest while Tav was playing along, enjoying the attentions while not wanting to give a fully false impression

Now with the air clear they're free to flirt because it's just fun

There are no expectations except to make the other laugh or possibly blush

It drives the rest of the party insane

Astarion: If you're looking for inspiration my love, you can always write me a sonnet; something about my eyes shining like diamonds in the moonlight. Tav: Cliche and over done. Besides, how could I compare them to anything less than the brightest ruby illuminated by dragonfire. Astarion: Oh, do go on.

Also feel the need to clarify that this Tav grew up on the streets and so has come to the conclusion that stealing from the rich is okay

They have very willingly played to a crowd of merchants, allowing for Astarion to rob them blind

Astarion: *presents them with a necklace* Tav: Please don't tell me you spent money on this. Astarion: Not at all. I got it at a wonderful five finger discount. Tav: In that case, I accept.

If they ever attend a party and Ace!Tav isn't performing, you can find them near the buffet table

I've said before in previous headcanons, I don't think Astarion is one for dancing; he's become more open to it after he and Tav get together, but there is a difference between a private lesson with his love and being in public

This leads him to make the rounds gathering as much gossip as he can before reporting back to Tav

Meanwhile Tav, once starving bard/artist, will never turn down free food and will stay planted at the buffet table the entire night; plus you know the best gossip comes from the wait staff

Basically they're a couple of messy bitches who are obsessed with the tea and yes are, in fact, talking about you

That all being said, Tav is still the moral compass; help kids when you can, only steal from those who can afford it, avoid murder if possible etc, its the pettiness they indulge it

Certainly they're a theatrical couple, prone to distracting banter and petty theft, but it's plain enough to see how deeply they care about each other

[linipik]

Ineffable Divorce

[lafdbitch]

ok now that i am somewhat calmer (not really)

can we talk about the next episode teaser because eddie crashing the date is so funny like yea this is gonna be a hot mess and i am HERE FOR IT

[darkhoneybrowneyes]

I love love love people who talk during movies/shows!!! Oh, you have a theory about what is going to happen?! You want to do a character breakdown?! Please do!!! I can read subtitles and listen to you ranting at the same time!!! Better yet, let's pause the movie!!! You hate this character, why do you hate them?! You love this character, why do you love them?! Tell me!!! I don't tend to rewatch movies/shows but I will if you want to watch it with me and tell me what you think about it!!! You think this show is boring?! Tell me why?! How would you make it better?! You love this show?! Tell me why!! I want to know!!! (This rant may have been inspired by me reading @respectthepetty part-by-part reaction to LITA's prapaisky. Whoops. 😂)

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

Queen - I Want It All

[owliellder]

give me ideas guys give me all your brain juice.

i have 1 oneshot prompt and another multi-chapter prompt laid out already but PLEASE GIVE ME MORE!!!! LET ME PEAK INSIDE YOUR LOVELY BRAINS

my job allows me to just write shit all night!! i am FREE!!! (also i just don't have the motivation to draw)

[gender-luster]

it's one of those days

[kaeddehara]

xiao is the type to grab at your ass and thighs and hide his face in your neck cause he wants you so bad but he’s shy <3

[fuckyeahmercury]

[navybrat817]

Hope the Sunday is treating you well! 🍹

The month has just begun yet and you’re already out of money. So you turn to the sugar baby website your friend told you about! At the end of the week, you have four requests waiting for you. (And no you can’t have all of them because the one you choose will require your whole attention!)

Mafia Bucky: He wants someone that he can drench in gifts. It’s just something about seeing you wear a pair of earrings or a dress that he got you that makes his pulse quicken. He would move you into one of his penthouses so that you’d be extra secure.

CEO Nick: With all the traveling he does it’s hard to find someone who understands how demanding his job is. You would come with him basically everywhere, traveling, dinners, galas. Of course, he would ensure you have the appropriate things needed wherever you go.

Mountain man Andy: He built the grand house he lives in with his own hands and has made a lot of money over the years, and now he just wants someone to spend it on. He’ll get you a new car so that you can effortlessly travel to and from his place, or he’ll come to pick you up himself for a long weekend.

DILF Hal: His kids are getting ready to leave the nest and he’s finding himself with free time on his hands, that he wants to spend with you. Luxury hotel weekends. Going to spas. Taking you on dates to ice cream shops or expensive restaurants, whatever you’re in the mood for.

Who becomes your new sugar daddy?

This has been sitting in my inbox and I'm sorry it took me so long to respond. It also isn't fair that I can't pick more than one. Not. Fair. At. All. Because it's me, I'm going to say there are alternate universes where I'm living out my best life with each man.

If I had to pick one though, I'd have to go with mafia!Bucky.

Specifically because he's mafia, I automatically view him as possessive. I can't help it. I don't feel like he'd leave me a choice or even let me entertain another sugar daddy trying to move in on something he wants. I'm fine with that.

And moving me into a penthouse so I'm extra safe and spoiling me with gifts? I feel like the arrangement would turn into a marriage proposal any day.

But can we talk about how amazing the others are

Nick jetting me around all over the world?

Andy having a fire ready for me because I get cold easily?

Hal basically ready to make me his next wife? I feel like he has a breeding kink.

Again, I'm living all of these lives in other worlds.

Not me wanting to do a whole AU with multiple readers living their best lives.

Who would you choose?

Love and thanks! ❤️