#I wanna go to his ocarina recital with a video camera

[jheselbraum]

The biggest tragedy of oot is that link needs fucking parents and there is literally no one who is capable of filling that role in his life. Maybe Impa, but by the time the game ends the only other competent adults in the game, Darunia and Nabooru, have no idea who Link is, and every other adult is either unfit to raise a child (Ganondorf, Ingo, due to being evil), incapable of raising a child (the Deku Tree, due to being dead) or it'd be weird like if Talon adopted him (due to it being implied Link later marries Malon). It's debatable at best whether or not Navi is an adult in the first place, she reads like an older child to me, but it doesn't matter cause she either abandoned Link at the end of the game making her an unfit parent due to her abandoning him or she was actually mortally wounded and left Link to go die somewhere else like a goddamn cat or something making her incapable of raising him due to being dead.

I could parent him.

[faithful-grigori]

”#twilight princess schmilight princess, #you cannot look me in the eyes and tell me, #that the least emotionally available zelda and the most emotionally needy link, #both got together, #and more importantly STAYED TOGETHER, #if link eventually married anyone from oot it was malon, #and even that's a stretch, #you generally shouldn't marry your childhood sweetheart, #and you REALLY shouldn't marry your adoptive sister even if you're a ten year old who, #moonlighted as a 17 year old and is now 10 again and have, #been adopted by the only adult in hyrule, #who is even kind of capable of taking care of a child, #and even then this is pre adult timeline talon so he's not THAT good at it, #but you got to know your new adoptive sister as a 17 year old also but now that you're ten again, #and getting adopted by her father it pushes that right back into incest territory, #no you stop that, #I want to put money in a 529 plan for his college education, #I wanna go to his ocarina recital with a video camera”

The biggest tragedy of oot is that link needs fucking parents and there is literally no one who is capable of filling that role in his life. Maybe Impa, but by the time the game ends the only other competent adults in the game, Darunia and Nabooru, have no idea who Link is, and every other adult is either unfit to raise a child (Ganondorf, Ingo, due to being evil), incapable of raising a child (the Deku Tree, due to being dead) or it'd be weird like if Talon adopted him (due to it being implied Link later marries Malon). It's debatable at best whether or not Navi is an adult in the first place, she reads like an older child to me, but it doesn't matter cause she either abandoned Link at the end of the game making her an unfit parent due to her abandoning him or she was actually mortally wounded and left Link to go die somewhere else like a goddamn cat or something making her incapable of raising him due to being dead.

I could parent him.