#I used to take them mining with me bc their sweet little tweets were a comfort to my easily scared ass

[veunho]

TIL parrots mimic the sounds of "nearby" mobs and let me tell you

THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

[parkersharthook]

Some Very Specific Hypotheticals

(Tom Holland x female!reader)

warnings: it’s thirst tweets so it’s slightly smutty and risque

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a/n: so I got all of the thirsty tweets towards tom from jordan fisher’s video (x) and all of the thirsty tweets towards the reader from tana mongeau’s video (x). I did make up a few of my own lol but most of them come from those videos

Edit: I recognize tana is problematic and I only used her in one of the tweets bc I had originally gotten these thrist tweets from her video. I don’t actually watch/like her so I was unaware of her issues until recently when she came up in the news (I still don’t really know what the whole situation was tbh) anyways.... I changed tana mongeau to anna kendrick bc i have a crush on her lol

requested: Could you please write a Tom Holland x reader reading thirst tweets

“Hey guys I’m y/n/ y/l/n.”

“And I’m Tom Holland.”

“And today for some reason the two of us, who are in a couple, will be reading the other person’s thirst tweets to them.”

“it’s like some weird version of foreplay.”

“I’m excited.”

--

You sat in the chair, facing Tom. The two of you had matching blue jugs with little slips of paper full of what you assumed was raunchy girls, and probably guys, thirsting after the two of you.

“Which one of us is going first?” Tom asked as he fiddled with the bucket.

“Oh definitely me.” You pulled out a slip and smoothed it out, “it says in all caps by the way, ‘DAMN DADDY U SEXY CAN I EAT UR ASS?!?! LICK YA BUTT??!!?!” You barely got the full tweet out before you were laughing.

Tom had already turned a shade of pink and was rubbing at the back of his neck awkwardly. He stuttered slightly, “wow what a way to start this whole thing. Okay, my turn.” He pulled out the next slip, “y/n y/l/n is literally the most beautiful human ever. Goodbye.”

“aww wait that was so sweet. Thank you.”

“Why was mine about eating my ass and yours was saying you were the most beautiful person ever?”

You laughed slightly and shrugged, “look, everyone is just speaking their truth. My turn!” You happily grabbed the next piece of paper, “haha it’s literally just a screenshot of your age with the words ‘thank god’. If that is not the biggest mood ever…”

Tom laughed heavily. “yeah I had someone tweet me saying ‘I saw a lot of people looking up Tom Holland’s age during the movie.’ Guess it’s a recurring theme.” He fingered through the bucket before grabbing a crumpled sheet, “I want y/n y/l/n to murder my bussy.”

You threw your head back in laughter, “I get that one a lot actually. A classic, really.”

Tom looked around sheepishly, blushing hard. “what’s a bussy?”

You snickered slightly, “it’s a butthole tom. You need to educate yourself. Next one! I love how everyone in the world can agree that tom Holland is hot af and daddy material, even the lesbians.”

“okay that one is definitely the forerunner, that’s a good one.”

You looked back down at the paper with a smile, “that is a good one.”

“’Repeat after me: y/n y/ln makes me horny y/n y/ln makes me horny y/n y/ln makes me horny y/n y/ln makes me horny y/n y/ln makes me horny y/n y/ln makes me horny y/n y/ln makes me horny’. And it says that like 16 more times.” Tom shrugged slightly, “I mean… I can’t exactly disagree.”

“Tom!” You cried slightly exasperated as you blushed. “I’m moving on now… ‘Tom Holland’s lil ass is hella fine’.”

“What? My ass is not little.”

You laughed, “relax they said it was and I quote ‘hella fine’. That’s a compliment.”

Tom grumbled slightly as he grabbed the next tweet, “I want to have a threesome with y/n y/l/n. but no tom Holland. It’s just her, me, and a blunt.” He threw the paper down with a little angry frown, “so first they call my ass little and then they steal you for a threesome? Rude.”

You bit your lip with a small chuckle, “if it makes you feel better, it’s not really a threesome thinking that one member is literally a blunt.”

“can we move on before I get jealous?”

“of a random twitter user and weed? Yeah okay sweetie.” You rolled your eyes heavily, eyeing the paper. Tom watched as your eyes grew wide and then a shit eating grin cracked your lips.

“oh… what is it?”

“this tweet is very specific.” You smiled as you met his eye and began reading it, “look how fine this man is i want him to fuck me on a bed of money and finger me with a $100 bill wrapped around his fingers and then stuff ten thousand $100 bills inside me so he can call me his million dollar pussy.”

“oh… my… god.” Tom said slowly, a deep blush rising on his cheeks. “that- that one was a lot to take in.”

You waved the paper in the yes, “yes. Just… yes. This one cleared my skin, watered my crops. Amazing, perfect.”

“shut up, you’re so annoying sometimes.” He stated as he rolled his eyes.

You poked your tongue out at him teasingly, “you love me.”

“unfortunately.” You scoffed as Tom leaned over and patted your knee lovingly. “you know I’m kidding baby.”

“whatever just read the next damn tweet.”

Tom laughed and pulled out the next one, “I would pay any amount of money for y/n y/l/n to spit in my face and call me an ugly fucking bitch. It would be my honor.”

Your mouth fell open in shock as you looked between Tom, your friends behind the camera, and the crew. Well, that threw you for a loop.

“I- I… don’t know what to say to that. I don’t think I’m comfortable spitting in your face, that seems mean. But… I’m not here to kink shame so thank you I guess.”

There were a few snorts behind the camera as you picked the next one, “Tom Holland is both cute and sexy at the time and it’s really messing with my sanity.”

Tom smirked at the camera and flipped his collar, “I mean what can I say?”

“it’s a point of contention in our household for sure.”

“That I’m sexy and cute?”

You shook your head, “no, that you think your sexy and cute. It’s cocky and rude.”

Tom laughed, “it’s cocky and rude to be confident?”

You turned to the camera, “see? Point of contention.”

“I just think that you’re losing your sanity over my cuteness and sexiness.”

You shrugged obnoxiously, “oh you caught me.” You pointed to his bucket, “please keep going.”

“Okay but imagine: a y/n y/l/n Anna Kendrick sex scene. I mean the power and sexuality they hold is absurd.”

You slapped your hand on your knee, “I love Anna. She’s so funny and I would love to do a sex scene with her or just sex her really.”

“seriously?” tom said exasperated, “you’re sitting here in front of your boyfriend and you’re saying that you want to have sex with someone else?”

You nodded, “yes.”

“dude.”

“relax, it’s not actually going to happen, it’s just hypothetical.”

“you wound me.”

“here, let me boost your ego with a thirst tweet. Tom Holland is fine as hell, I’d eat that ass like a chocolate croissant, chomp chomp bitch. He could choke and kill me and I’d only ask for more. Lemme chomp chomp on that bussy please.”

“wow… I’m not sure that cheered me up exactly but thank you none the less.” He pulled a new slip, “At least 3 times a week me and my boyfriend talk about wanting to have a threesome with y/n y/l/n.”

“wow…”

“why is everyone trying to have sex with my girlfriend?”

“because I’m hot as fuck.”

“can’t argue with that.”

“Alright next one, Tom Holland with that half smile and lip bite fuuuuuckk nope nope nope.”

“okay, that one made me feel better.” Tom said with a little smirk causing you to roll your eyes and laugh.

Tom grabbed the next one, “y/n y/l/n has the best boobs. That’s it that’s the tweet.” He waved the paper a bit, “I happen to agree with you.”

“well thank you for thinking my boobs are great.” You plucked out a new tweet, “Daily reminder: tom Holland is daddy af.”

“I should set an alarm for myself that goes off at the same time every day that just blares ‘Tom Holland is daddy af’.”

“absolutely not. Veto. Nix. Not happening.”

“you’re just mad they think I’m daddy.” You gestured to the bucket, causing tom to roll his eyes and reach into it. “y/n y/l/n can choke me and run me over and I’d say thank you and sorry for the dent in your car.”

You let out a loud bark of laughter, “that’s super funny. Definitely the funniest one I’ve heard so far. Whoever wrote this, you’re funny and I appreciate your comical genius.”

“alright I think we have like one more each, let’s do this.”

“Tom Holland is either a smol puppy or a sex god, there is no in between.” You shook your head, “I actually think there is an in between. It’s called boyfriend Tom. It’s when he’s all cuddly but not quite as baby as smol puppy. Like he’s still a functioning adult but he’s being sweet.”

“ya know… sometimes you can be pretty sweet.”

“aww thanks babe.” You leaned forward to give him a little peck before smiling brightly, “last one! Make me blush!”

“Hey @y/n can I lick your forehead?” you two sat in silence for a moment before tom furrowed his brow, “is that like a sexual thing?”

“I guess…? That’s a new request though, I’ve never heard that one. Interesting.”

“what’s your answer?”

“huh?”

“can you lick their forehead?”

“I’m going to go with no…”

“and that’s the end of our really fun and definitely not at all awkward video!” tom said excitedly

“thanks for watching everyone! We love you and thanks for tweeting thirsty stuff!”

[nevergenders]

set it off in las vegas on friday (jan 17, 2020)

i showed them my new tattoo which they LOVED, i gave them a trans flag that i wrote on, and generally just had an incredible time. read under the cut!

so my friend bribri (@sarcasticloser7 on twitter) forced me to go before her at vip because i was freaking out with all this hyperactive energy and i was like “noooo!!!” she was like “you should go so you stop freaking out” and i was like “yeaH PRoBabLy”

so when our friend nicole had walked away they turned to see me and both cody and maxx went “nick!!!”

maxx gave me just such a tight hug. that was fantastic. it pretty much overshadowed my memories of codys (first) hug and i only vaguely remember hugging zach because for once he gave me a two arm hug haha.

i went “do you guys wanna see my tattoo??” and they were all like “yeah!!” and i struggled for a moment to take off my jacket sleeve (as you can see in the video) but i told him it was a photo of him holding my hand during the haunting in february and that cole got his handwriting for the lettering in july and cody said “i just got goosebumps! that’s so sweet” and i didnt see it in person but maxx was smiling just such a big smile!! and cody looked just so touched he turned into this 🥺 emoji and gave me just such a CUTE hug. (video post)

i was rushed into photo position and i auickly said “you can give me bunny ears if you want” and cody did last second and it’s so cute. and i ALMOST forgot to give them mine and si’s letters but i gave that before i left and at the end of the video you can just see maxx and cody smiling SO BIG.

(group photo post)

so then we played heads up, and once cody was done with his turn he stood between me and bri and it was probably because he knew we wouldn’t act all weird about it but in my brain i was still like “HUHHH???”

anyways that was really fun and maxx ended up winning. people were fucking yelling at first though i didnt even like try to help fjdjdj also cody dropped his keys which was kinda funny

anyways when that was all done with it was hang out time, i went to maxx first because it seemed like there was the least amount of people around him. i told him how in the past year my life turned around because they built up my confidence so much and he said “well you SHOULD have confidence!” and praised my covers and said “and even your original music is really good” that was like a really great slap in the face because sometimes on-stream in my head it sound like he’s playing up how he feels about it for the sake of the crowd and trying not to sound like an asshole but he really just said that to my face excitedly with no one else listening. THAT was cool.

i talked to zach next, i had to tell him i did the killer in the mirror mashup and the lonely dance mashup, and also told him that i thought it was very sweet that he was checking up on me in july. i think he was feeling under the weather though :( right after he walked offstage he tweeted about how much he hated being sick on tour, i hope he feels better :(

and i definitely talked too much with cody but he definitely wanted to talk to me too. i told him the same thing i told maxx but put a little more emphasis on how much i didn’t have any confidence at all, to which he said “i’ve had moments like that too” and i told him now i have the most confidence i’ve had in a very very long time. and this time i had him take the selfie because i was shaking so much my photo with zach was blurry (woops!)

(selfies post)

and i dont remember exactly what was said to elicit this but as i was about to walk away i brought up the fan power award and how i wanted to cry reading the article and he said “i’m so glad we got that award out of anything else” and i said “you deserve it” and he said “thats all of us, you guys too”

anyways yeah i spent way too long talking with him bc they had been almost out of time and he had to fuckin speedrun the rest of the people in line signing things and taking selfies and right as he was leaving i told him to look out for something i was going to give during the set.

we went back outside, and i bought merch for myself and cole, and someone who didnt have their card and sent me money on mobile. damn! and then we stood outside for so long i was like “why am i here” i was tired and also tired of waiting.

point north was actually pretty good, kellin came out for one of their songs which i was NOT expecting in the slightest (cole was fucking shook, not emotionally prepared). belmont i wasn’t as big of a fan of and i kinda got bored but there were some people there that were super into it, there was a pit and a fair amount of crowdsurfers.

when set it off came on i wasn’t losing my mind as much as i usually am but wow my serotonin levels!!!!! it was INSTANTLY noticeable that they seemed so much happier than when i saw them in july. cody especially was smiling so much, he was having such a good time. and might i say no disrespect is SO much fucking fun live, the left-right thing is super fun. during killer in the mirror cody went on top of the crowd like he usually does and i realized that that would be a good time to give the flag to him (the stage was really tall and the space between the barrier and the stage made me nervous) but he was a little too far and he stood up past me so he didnt see it. so i kept it until catch me if you can, which is when i originally planned to give it to him because wow that song is becoming like my life mantra. he finally saw it once i unfolded it a little and gave me a “gimme a second” finger. so for the second verse he walked over and motioned to give it to him and i was too scared to throw it over the gap so someone else did, and he struggled to unfold it and read what it said during the song so he just waved it a bit and put it on his mic stand. and after the song he opened up the flag with zach and read it, and pointed at me and hit his chest/heart, and he walked up to the mic and said “this is beautiful, thank you.” he kissed it and put it over maxxs drumset 🥺

for the next song i almost fuckin CRIED, he was singing to me so much and gave me a little finger heart and of course the thought in my mind was “why, i don’t deserve this” but then i thought about the tattoo and the past year and i got so emotional i thought i was gonna cry!!! fuck!!!

(gifset post) (video of unfolding flag) (video of holding up flag) (photo)

so yeah basically i am a mess. stan set it off stream catch me if you can and fuckin trans rights babey

[jiminpoppins]

Note: this is a continuation of a post // extremely long

101 reasons why Jikook/Kookmin is my ultimate OTP or 101 times Jikook made my heart flutter (Part 2)

PART 1

51) A jikook compilation wouldn’t be a compilation without THE back hugs.

Hands on waist...

Chin on shoulder...

52) Not long after Jimin tweeted a pic of ramen, Jungkook indirectly replied to him by posting FOUR selcas of him along with a message telling him his ramen looked bland. idk about you but i found this interaction cute.

53) The artistic couple.The muscle pig and manggaetteok drawings that were featured in Snow App. They even drew the chicken drawings on the menu at Isac. I can imagine them sitting and drawing random things together. ㅠㅠ 

54) Jimin posted not one but three videos on Jungkook’s birthday, which means he wished Jungkook three times on SNS and made my head spin thrice.

55) Jimin and Jungkook took photos of each other sleeping.

56) When Jungkook thought there was no camera around when they were rounding the corner so he went up to Jimin and slid his hand around his waist. Little did he know they got caught on camera. I’d like to thank Yoongi’s vj for this awesome footage.

57) The many times Jimin has summoned Jungkook for Armys. In simpler words, Jungkook always tweets something after Jimin, and we all know how seldom he appears on Twitter.

58) “hyung has cute toes” Okay but like who lingers around his friend’s photo shoot and randomly blurts out that he has cute..toes????

59) The look! Jungkook’s expression when he’s feeding Jimin earns him a spot on this list haha. Tbh They’re kinda like eyefucking eo when jimin’s being fed. look at Jimin’s eyes. Apart from that I like how Jungkook fed him.

60) Their interactions the whole ISAC. Masterlist 👣

61)  How can I miss this? Jikook in Japan..this one has a special place in my heart. Back in 2016, it had been just a casual discussion between me and my friends on kakao. Never thought jikook would continue displaying PDA every single time they go to Japan. What’s more when they have very strict no-camera policy during concerts.

62) The amount of heart eyes they shoot at each other.

63) When they had a dinner date in the dorm to promote Mala Hot Chicken. What baffled me was that Jungkook mentioned beforehand he wanted to sleep but he still accompanied Jimin. I’m soft.

64) Jimin has made it very apparent, truly obvious that he likes jungkook. Whether it’s liking him as a dongsaeng, or just someone he’s extremely comfortable with, Jimin always, without failing, reminds us who he dotes on. “Why do I like you so much?” Lately, I’ve been crazy because I like Jungkook so much. I think of this as a start of something beautiful, and I am so glad Jimin didn’t even hesitate in expressing his feelings towards the maknae. I think this might have helped jungkook unwind. Look at jungkook now. That’s some character development right there :)

65) Massage. Quoted line from AHL mentor, Tony Jones “They are very touchy feely and to them, it’s nothing. I’d walk into the room and Suga’s massaging V’s neck or Jimin’s giving Jungkook an intimate back massage..”

66) When Jungkook bent down so he would get closer to Jimin and put the rein-kook headband on Jimin’s head. They’re separated a lot of times during fansigns but somehow they managed to get tgt at the end.

67) When Jungkook blows a kiss, then turns to Jimin whose lips are puckered and does the same to him, using the same fingers he used earlier. Okay I’ve been meaning to say this. Realistically speaking, if you pucker your lips and you put your fingers on them, wouldn’t your saliva stick to your fingers? I’m not trying to imply anything here, just genuinely asking haha. 140529 Ameba Studio

68) When a webtoon artist gave Jimin two dolls, but Jimin decided to give one to Jungkook. She even posted a webtoon of them. To be honest who wouldn’t?

69) *screams to the people in the back* ALL-NIGHTER FRIENDS!!! As written by the man himself, “ALL the time, it’s just the two of us doing something at night. I don’t know what we do”

70) Jungkook scribbling hearts all over Jimin’s birthday drawing. He’s one whipped man.

71) Just other instances Jungkook and Jimin flirting on stage. 

//gif above isn’t mine//

72) When Jimin and Jungkook chose each other when asked “if you were a girl, who would you date?”

73) The shocking fact that Jungkook demanded an apartment from Jimin as a graduation gift. Like, apartment? of all things? What kind of domesticity is this?

74) The way Jungkook takes care of Jimin even though he’s the younger one, and how Jimin is there when he’s the one seeking comfort.

75) I will never forget the Gayo Back hug, ever. I’ve mentioned back hug somewhere above, but this is different.This deserves a point of its own.

76) When Jimin took off one of his rings at the airport and gave it to jungkook.

77) When Jungkook stopped in front of Jimin during his part in For You at Osaka concert, and kind of directed the lyrics for Jimin. Jimin just couldn’t stop smiling afterward :((( The lyrics are: It smells like you The road that I walk on I plug my earphone to my status My true feelings lie beyond there

78) When Jimin and Jungkook steered away from the bunch and instead opted for some alone on the cruise. people say you smile the brightest when you’re with someone you love, yes?

79) The fact that Jimin wanted to become napa cabbage after seeing Kook dressed up as a bunny, so he could eat him, albeit choosing to be cheese initially. What even is that statement lol 👣 

80) The morph of their dynamic. I kind of miss their old moments, when Jimin was bolder, more carefree, and Jungkook seemed to be too shy to reciprocate. (on camera). Now they have matured. They have grown up well. A wave of nostalgia sweeps over me. The transition of their relationship is extremely beautiful.

81) When Jimin became Jungkook’s makeup artist for a day, hovering around the set, even drawing a pic of a bird that’s used as a prop later.

82) their size difference might be exaggerated at times, but you really can’t deny that it is cute, even if it’s not much.

83) When Jungkook changed the lyrics in Spring Day to Jimin.                       Like a small piece // Of Jimin // That floats in the air 

84) When Jungkook showed to the world what a sweet boyfriend he is,making jimin laugh, sitting him on his lap, hugging him on his birthday. Sweet sweet jungkookie.

85) Let’s state the obvious- 21CG choreos!!! i love how they evolved, just like their remarkable, legendary nmd lift.

86) Their sensual dance covers.

87) When Jungkook guides and encourages Jimin during games/missions.

88) The many times Jimin has been spotted wearing Jungkook’s clothes, despite the well-known fact that Jungkook doesn’t share clothes. Newsflash: Jungkook wears Jimin’s too!

89) We know Jungkook knows Jimin like the back of his hand, but that doesn’t mean that Jimin knows any less. I think they spend time together way too much.👣

90) How often the word “JIMIN” trips off Jungkook’s tongue- this what fascinates me the most. At one time he even mistook Jin for Jimin.

91) Jimin’s eagerness to kiss Jungkook for his Coming of Age, being the first one to hold out a hand for a game of Rock Paper Scissors. Bon Voyage season 1

92) When Jimin waited over an hour for Kook to finish filming BTS Flower Boy mini drama, even though he’d finished his part. Jimin couldn’t even stay mad at him for not telling, like how fond is he?

93) The fact that Jungkook is more than comfortable speaking in banmal with Jimin.He once said in Idol Party that he prefers talking in jeondaetmal (polite language) with his hyungs but look at the amount of times he’s dropped the honorific and called Jimin by his name. uhm, let’s talk about treating the other as equals?

94) Jimin and Jungkook, the human embodiment of Piske Usagi.

95) When Jungkook’s bro drew Jungkook as Muzi and Jimin as Con, the inseparable duo on Kakao. Bro knows. 👣

96) In Kkul FM 2016, When Jungkook and Jimin nearly intertwined their fingers . Scoffs bh seemed to think it’s okay to abruptly cut off their scene. What intrigues me most is that they weren’t even looking but their hands still somehow managed to find their way around. Also other instances they hold hands. I love how Jungkook’s slightly bigger hands envelop Jimin’s smaller ones. *Jimin’s pinky tho!*

97) How they’re destined to meet. The fact that they’re both from Busan, have matching moles, Jungkook’s bro named Junghyun and Jimin’s bro named Jihyun..imagine what would’ve happened had Jimin not been the last one to enter Bangtan.

98) When Jimin said he'd be looking at the ocean with Jungkook but Jungkook straight up rejected him and chose to go on a trip with his bro instead. It was quite a strong statement but a moment later Jungkook proved it wrong by reaching out and squeezing Jimin’s hand underneath the table, kinda like a reassurance that it’s all part of a joke. He cares. He truly does.

99) During Jin’s birthday prank at MAMA, these two couldn’t keep their hands off each other. The moment they entered the bathroom, they almost shut everything out-talking to themselves, picking on the cake- until the members gave them the signal to stop w/e they’re doing. Months later Mama kindly revealed another footage, this time consisting of just them, in the bathroom, jungkook right in the middle of buttoning up his jacket, wearing nothing underneath. How was I supposed to sit still?

100) When Jungkook and Jimin take skinship to a whole new level, or simply put, the times Jikook makes us question the real intention behind their acts and excessive skinship.

101) Last but not least, Perhaps my all time favorite moment- When Jungkook was caught observing Jimin’s every move, literally had his eyes only on him.

(Mark 1:17 onward)

I super love this video bc the song chosen matched so well with the situation- like they wanted to reach out but couldn’t so they stayed put, could only observe the other from far...

and that’s it! thank you, you made it to the bottom of this post! In short, everything about jikook makes me feel content. I had thought of doing more  but despite my brain literally screaming at me “Include this! You forgot this!”, I had to stick to 101. Anyway, I hope this mends your longing hearts. Have a lovely day! Thank you for reading!

Bonus because I have to:

when the members revealed on BTS KKul FM 2017 that Jungkook bought a birthday present only for Jimin. Am I your favorite hyung?

When Jungkook, the youngest in the group, called Jimin who is 2 years older than him a baby. 애기야가자 !

[cheez-ka]

LOVE YOURSELF 轉 Tear 'Singularity' THEORY

*mentally prepares self*

BTS THEORY- after watching it like three times so it doesn't explain _everything_ but-

(IMP NOTE: THIS WAS DONE WITHOUT PROOFREADING VERY LATE IN THE NIGHT)

BASICALLY, Taehyung knew/found out/can feel Jin controlling him (specifically when Jin made sure Taehyung didn't commit murder by sending Hoseok to stay with him) and now he's calling out for Jin, who he knows as some weird force thing making him do things he didn't originally plan on doing, to stop doing that.

random stuff I've noticed: - the room Taehyung is in is the one in the Japanese MV of I NEED U in the exact spot Jin kind of fell apart in - 2:33 SMERALDO FLOWER (remember Jin's tweet) *read more on it here: https://aminoapps.com/c/k-pop/page/blog/the-meaning-of-the-smeraldo/02Ik_uQr53QkR66PnzBRwGmDz45on the smeraldo is a fictional flower- it's literally just a white flower painted blue- but here, and in all the music videos you see a flower in, it's white, the original color. This may mean innocence, with the lack of color, or this may signify (in this video at least) Taehyung's untainted memories (in other words showing that Taehyung realized Jin was controlling him, thus chasing out the blanket Jin put on Taehyung's mind, or the artificial blue dye put on the white flower). (more on this later- just remember it)

*lyric analysis* (crap this'll be long)

"sound of glass breaking/I awake from sleep" Taehyung didn't know that Jin was controlling him to avoid murder until after a while (given as he successfully didn't kill anyone) because of the brainwashing (yeah I'll just call it that) Jin did that put Taehyung in a haze was strong, but that was shattered by Taehyung's stronger feelings of hatred, vengeance and the like.

"a sound full of unfamiliarity" Apparently, Jin had continued to control Taehyung's actions even after the whole murder thing was avoided, something Taehyung never really noticed but now-

"try to cover my ears but can't go to sleep" -he can consciously feel Jin taking over.

"the pain in my throat gets worse/try to cover it/I don't have a voice" Taehyung realizes that he can't do anything that the "sound" (which is Jin) doesn't approve of.

"today I hear that voice again" more mind-control from jin yay

"it''s ringing again, that voice" Jin's apparently strong af because he has the power to control a guy's actions daily while also trying to deal with five other people's problems as well as functioning daily. mulitasking level 1000000000000000

"a crack again on this frozen lake/I dumped myself into the lake/I buried my voice for you/over the winter lake I was thrown/a thick ice has formed/in the dream I shortly went into" bOIIII he didn't pass natural science did he bc he threw himself into the fckin oCEAN or was it a sea

BUT metaphorically speaking this may show that Taehyung willingly let Jin inside his head. Most likely Jin had promised something like "oh all your dreams will come true I'm your fairy jinmother and you're princess cinderatae" and that's why Tae went into a "dream", aka a dream-like state where Jin had complete control over Taehyung.

*OH AND THE ICE IS THE CONTROL JIN HAS OVER TAEHYUNG- this is important for later **the lake is control over Taehyung or the place Taehyung is held captive while Jin's doing his reform work on the boy.

Jin told Tae that all his burdens would be gone if he "jumps into the lake" or hands the controls of his life to him but-

"my agonizing phantom pain is still the same" -despite all his problems seemingly resolved, Taehyung still felt pain. He just felt hurt no matter how much Jin tried to foolproof his whole plan to rid Taehyung of anything murder-related, hence the words "phantom pain". Hatred is too strong an emotion.

"have I lost myself/or have I gained you?" Now Taehyung's wondering if it was better with Jin in control or if it was better when he was on his own. Though it's true that with Jin his life goes a different path away from the blood and killing, that life that goes the better way isn't his own. It's a glass half-full or glass half-empty situation.

"I suddenly run to the lake/there's my face in it" Taehyung slowly starts to realize that he can gain back control of his life.

"please don't say anything/reach my hand out to cover the mouth" He tries to actively stop Jin from controlling him.

"but in the end, spring will come someday/the ice will melt and flow away" It was there he knew that Jin's hold on him will not last forever.

"tell me if my voice isn't real/if I shouldn't have thrown myself away/tell me if even this pain isn't real/what I was supposed to do back then"

*he probably says it in an accusing, pissed off tone

Taehyung remembers the actions he was supposed to take before Jin intervened (murder basically) and questions Jin's right to force his hand. Though his actions were obviously wrong (don't kill people kids) and he could've literally thrown himself/his youth away by being sent to jail, he felt strongly about them; he had the undeniable will to kill his father. That will still hasn't been shaken, in fact, it's been intensified now that he knows the whole truth about what he was supposed to do and what Jin forced him into doing instead.

WITH THE ANALYSIS FINISHED-

The whole scene probably went a little like this:

[in the flowery room with the pool in the middle]

"I had to take over Tae," Jin says, trying to get Taehyung to stop glowering in the corner. His power over the boy is slowly fading, Taehyung's dark, ugly feelings and unshakable will pushing him out. "It was the only way you wouldn't get hurt-"

"Hurt?" Taehyung laughs humourlessly, and turns to face Jin. The boy's eyes seem the same as they've always been since the older one took over, a haunting grey that shows he belongs to Jin.

But flecks of brown creep along the corners of his eyes, a dark, dark brown of his former self.

It scares Jin.

"Hurt?" The boy repeats loudly, scoffing with a cynical grin on his beautiful face. "If you didn't want me to be in pain back then, why are you hurting me now?"

He takes a step towards the one who owns him, the one who's locked him out of his own head and controlled his every action, the voice constantly whispering into his ear that's finally quiet. His crazed smile turns down into a disgusted look.

"Is my voice useless?" He yells and the other flinches. "Am I nothing but your doll to play house with?"

The other tries to open his mouth to say something but nothing comes out; this has never happened before. The flowers usually kept him happy, expelling their sweet aroma and putting him in pretty fantasies that would keep him occupied for weeks on end.

"You keep telling me that these feelings of mine aren't real, that it's just my imagination," he continues, tone increasing in intensity, his deep voice climbing higher, "but why do they hurt so much?"

Jin inches closer, slowly putting an arm around the despairing boy. With a flick of his hand the flowers around them bloom, setting the room in a pale pink haze as Taehyung slowly relaxes his tense muscles, his drawn up eyebrows falling.

"What was I supposed to do with them, if not kill their source?" He asks, softly, eyes fluttering closed.

He falls into the other's arms and they both sink down to the floor, his head on Jin's lap.

"What am I supposed to do..." He whispers before he escapes reality once again.

A tear falls out of his closed eye.

Jin sits there for a while, softly stroking Taehyung's overgrown black hair. It used to be a light brown, neatly cut above his ears, but the darkness has returned. It's taking over him again.

He lays him down on a bed of rose petals on the side and stands up. With a snap of his fingers the room loses its bright, comforting color. The pastel spectrum that painted the flora around the room have turned into all sorts of sickly, rotten colors from asphyxiated purple to dead black. Others simply looked bleached, traces of bright blue or pink showing up on the tips. Without really knowing it, he glares at the room, and the flowers seem to hang their heads in shame with how close they were to the floor. Even the walls, once tiled with lively colors that were easy on the eye, are now just newspaper pages stuck to grey cement and the wide windows that show nothing but the demons outside the room. It's getting harder to maintain everything.

His power is fading.

In the middle of the pool in the middle of the room is a small Smeraldo, just one indistinguishable piece taken off the many growing from the wall, save for one thing; it's not blue anymore.

It's white.

-

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ok i’ll go to sleep now mom

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garsako

I decided to post this here as well bc the original request came from here

takes place in my fic AU, but not much context is needed. They live in the monastery, there’s a cat. Don’t ask.

Moment / Rated K (G) / Romance/Family

Moment

Instead of happy chirps and tweets, a loud, strangled squawk was what woke Sensei Garmadon this morning.

The grey-haired man pried his tired eyes open, blinking in the dim light for a moment before rolling onto his side to look at the clock. 5:49. Too early. Still, it was probably a good idea to find out what made that ungodly noise that woke him up. Slowly, Garmadon sat up, stretching his arms over his head as he swung his legs over the side.  Taking his robe from his nightstand, he eased out of bed, hoping the aging floorboards wouldn’t creak and wake Misako, who was still fast asleep. Fortunately, the floor stayed quiet, and he slipped his robe on as he moved over to the window.

There, on the ground outside, was Indigo’s cat, Knifefoots or something, feasting on the carcass of an unfortunate songbird that had flown too late from the predator’s grasp. Poor creature. Turning back to his bed, the elderly man took a step, wincing as the boards protested loudly under his weight. On the bed, his wife shifted, then opened her eyes, rolling over to face him.

“Garmadon?” She murmured, glancing at the clock. “What are you doing up this early?”

“Good morning, my dear.” He crossed the remaining distance between them before sitting on the edge of the bed. “The cat killed something right outside our window, rather noisily. I went to see what had happened.”

“Mmm.” Misako pushed herself up, leaning forward to look past him at the window. “Well, as long as we’re up, how about we watch the sunrise?”

“Sounds good to me. From here or outside?”

“Outside. As long as we’re doing it, we may as well get the best view.”

“Speaking of view, we’ll be able to see it best from the roof.”

“Are you serious?”

“Why not?”

“Let’s do it.” Misako swung her feet over the side of the bed, pushing the covers back before standing up. “Is it chilly outside?”

“Probably.”

“Let’s bring a blanket, then.” The former archeologist pulled a fleecy blanket off their bed, folding it up before hugging it to her chest. “Come on.”

“Ladies first.” Garmadon stepped over to their bedroom door and opened it, waving her through. His wife snatched her glasses off her bedside table before complying, heading through the doorway before stopping and waiting for him to follow. The couple headed up two flights of stairs, then opened a window at the end of a hall and climbed out onto the slick roof. Misako shivered as a cool breeze blew past them. Her nightgown wasn’t very thick. Sitting down facing the glowing horizon, Garmadon beckoned her down next to him, then wrapped the blanket around both of them. His wife sighed, resting her head on his shoulder.

“It’s been a long time since I’ve seen a sunrise.”

“Same here. I didn’t even see the sky for almost a year.”

“There’s not much to see in the Cursed Realm, is there?”

“Not much at all.” He confirmed. The two were quiet for a few minutes, waltching as the sun crept ever closer towards the faraway horizon.

“Garmadon?” Misako said at last.

“Hmm?”

“I have to talk to you about something.” From the sound of her tone, something serious.

“Can it wait? I don’t want to ruin this moment.”

“No, I’ve been waiting for a moment such as this to say it.” Garmadon was silent, waiting for her to continue. “You remember Wu’s letter – the one you sent to me with your name on it?” Her husband lowered his head slightly in shame.

“Of course. It never stopped haunting me in the fifty years since I did it.”

“You’ll recall that when you tried to explain it to me, I said that the letter was the reason I married you?”

“Yes.” What was she getting at?

“I lied.”

“What?”

“That wasn’t the reason I married you. It certainly helped, but it was so much more than just that silly letter.”

“Like what? I don’t recall having many good qualities back then…”

“Well, there’s your charm, for one.” She wrapped her arm around his back. “You’re a hopeless romantic. And, even back them, you were a gentleman. And you’re the most handsome man I’ve ever laid eyes on.”

“Are you talking about the younger me, or me now?”

“Both.” She kissed his cheek before continuing. “Wu never had the same appeal. He was sweet, but he was always nervous, always tried too hard to gain my approval. You were confident. Easygoing.”

“Ah, so you did fall for my ruse.” When she looked up at him in confusion, he explained. “I wasn’t confident around you, not in the least. I was far more nervous than my brother.” Misako raised an eyebrow.

“Well, this is news to me.”

“Like I said my ruse worked.” He grinned, then kissed her forehead.

“You liar.” She elbowed him playfully.

“Ouch. I surrender.” He tucked the blanket tighter around them. The sun was just starting to peek over the horizon, painting the sky pink and gold. “What a lovely morning.”

��Indeed.” Misako rested her head on his shoulder again. Abruptly, another loud squawk made them both jump, then they watched as an injured bird flew up into view before falling again, flapping its wings frantically as it plummeted to its doom.

“That cat has been busy this morning.” Garmadon remarked.

“So he has. Or is it a she?”

“I think it’s a he.”

“Mmm.”

“Anything else you wanted to say?”

“Like what?”

“Like any more attributes of mine that you find insanely attractive?”

“Well, for one, you’re not very vain.”

“Touché.”

“Though it’s probably not a good idea to feed your ego, I do have a few more.”

“Do tell?”

“First of all, you’re sweet. And loyal. And you’re a wonderful father.”

“Am I?”

“Of course you are. Lloyd adores you. And so do the other ninja, for that matter.”

“Mom? Dad??” A younger voice called from below, and the couple leaned forward to see Lloyd standing in the yard below them.

“Speak of the devil.” Misako remarked.

“Good morning, Lloyd.” Garmadon called down to him.

“Why are you on the roof??” Their son yelled up, putting his hands on his hips.

“We’re watching the sunrise! Want to join us?” Misako asked.

“Nah. I have to find Jay. He stole Kai’s shampoo and ran off, Kai sent me to chase him down.”

“Well, have fun with that, then.” Garmadon leaned back, tucking the blanket around him and his wife tighter again.

“The daffodils are blooming.” Misako pointed to the patch of yellow flowers at the base of one of the trees.

“So they are.” Her husband acknowledged. “You should pick some for the table later.”

“I will.” A pause. “Speaking of the table, we should go find breakfast. I’m hungry.”

“So am I. But let’s watch the sunrise a little longer.” The sun was completely above the horizon now, the morning rays of golden light sparkling on the dew in the grass and flowers. “There really is such a nice view from up here.”

“Indeed there is.” The couple sat on the roof for a few minutes more, leaning on each other with the blanket wrapped around them as they listened to the birds and stared at the sky. Finally, the sound of Misako’s stomach growling loudly broke the relative silence, eliciting an awkward chuckle from both of them.

“Alright, now let’s go inside.” Garmadon stood up, offering his wife a hand and helping her to her feet. Taking the blanket, they climbed back through the window, heading down the hallway towards the stairs that lead back down to the second floor.

“Should we get dressed?” Misako asked as they began to descend said stairs.

“I don’t see why. It’s our house, I don’t think anyone will mind if we come to breakfast in our bedclothes.”

“True.” The couple hurried down to the ground floor before making their way to the kitchen, where they acquired some eggs and toast and made their way to the dining room to eat them. As they ate, Garmadon couldn’t help but let his thoughts wander to his few minutes alone with Misako on the roof, the sun making her silver hair shine like gold. His day-to-day life was so hectic (living with around fifteen other people was never very quiet) that he almost never got to be alone with her like that. This morning, though… he lived for moments like this.

[jawllines]

Okay wait you should do a bday blurb where she like accidentally forgets Harry's bday bc she has a really big exam that she's been studying weeks for but Harry doesn't mention it bc he knows how stressed she is and so like after she takes her exam she's on twitter and she sees the bday tweets to him and she's like OH SHIT so she goes home and cries to Harry because she feels so bad and he keeps saying it's okay and reassures her he doesn't care then she's like let me make it up to you ;) ;) ;)

“Hi Bunny! How was your – oh god?” Harry is startled, Y/N can tell, through her blurry vision as his eyes are wide and he rushes over but she doesn’t think she deserves it, pressing her face into his chest. 

There was a really big exam that day – Harry’s birthday – and she hadn’t thought about anything but that stupid test for the past 2 weeks. No time to shop, no time to plan something, no time to even fucking remember anything but various muscles and bones and she is so mad at herself. Harry would never ever forget her birthday, and he hadn’t mentioned anything and he was still pulling her into his chest and she really, really hated herself right now.

So she started crying on the way home, probably looking insane if anybody dared a look into her car, or if they heard her blasting Stockholm Syndrome as loud as she was to try and drown out her thoughts (it didn’t work). And what made her feel even worse is that he was going to ask how her test went! She walks in sobbing, on his birthday, that she hasn’t said anything about, and he was only concerned with her. 

“I’m so sorry,” Y/N croaks through a cry and a shuddered breath, “I’m so so sorry, I’m the worst girlfriend in the world, I fucking stink but I’ll make it up to you I swear. God I’m so sorry.” 

Harry is tutting his tongue, his arms wrapping around her in a bear hug, “Oi, none of that, none of that, s’okay,” he murmurs, petting her messy hair down, “I don’t mind, Moppet, you were swamped with course work I understand.” 

“But you shouldn’t have to!” She sniffs, and she twists her arms around him as well, squeezing him with all her might. Y/N just needs him to know that she loves him with all her heart and she hadn’t meant to fuck up so bad. Didn’t mean to leave him the morning of his birthday with a halfhearted kiss and a panicked rush out the door, but she did. 

Maybe she’s just overly exhausted or maybe she’s just actually this fucking emotional, but she really can’t stop crying. Enough so that her belly moves with it, and she’s soaking the front of his t-shirt. “Gosh, it’s a wonder you haven’t dropped me yet, I’m the one who forgot your birthday and having some melodramatic melt down I --” 

“Baby,” he stops her, drawing back a bit and when she refuses to look up at his face he grabs her lightly by the chin, tilting her to look up at him, “Stop with that. You’ve gotten every birthday up to now and even before we knew each other, bug, and I know you didn’t do it on purpose. That test was worth 40% of your mark, and I encouraged you to worry about it.” His voice is so steady and slow and comforting, her heart thumps hard in her chest, “If I was actually that hurt by it you would know, you’re the only one who can read me like a book. So please stop crying, Bunny, just breaking my heart you are.”

Y/N buries her face back into his chest, holding him tighter, “I love you so much, I’m sorry,” she murmurs, “Just gimme a day and I promise I’ll have you the best birthday gift ever in the world.”

“I love you too,” he answers, rubbing at her back, “’sides, I got a little gift for myself that you can help me with, which outta be fun.” 

Harry keeps his arms locked around her, but makes them both waddle backwards towards the counter. Now that Y/N thinks about it, she did see him fiddling with a package when she’d come in. Watching with her eyes still welled up with tears and aching from her knuckles rubbing into them, she watches him brush away the bubble wrap to reveal an assortment of things. 

One being pink harness like bra with cute silky panties too match, decorated in a subtle floral pattern on both. He takes her hand that had been resting on his chest and beckons for her to reach out and feel it -- how smooth and sleek it was on her fingertips. She looks over to him pouting, because this was a gift for her not him, but he shakes his head and nods back towards the box.

With the same hand she’d felt the lingerie with, she digs deeper into the box until her hand comes in contact with what feels like a small buckle. When she draws it out and makes out that it’s a collar, which makes her eyes widen as it is, but when he uses a gentle hand to twirl it in her fingers so that she can see a small silver plaque with Harry’s carved into it in his handwriting and she gasps, making him laugh “One last thing.” He murmurs while taking the collar from her hands and moving her so that she was facing the box, digging into it as he brushed her hair to the side and clipped the collar snug around her throat. 

Y/N finds the last thing in there is a plug with a bunny tail end, soft fur that makes her shiver along with the gentle kiss he presses at her neck, “What d’ya say? Wanna be my Pet fo’ tonight?” 

                                        .                       .                      .

Y/N is all heavy breaths and whimpery noises, feeling her slick trickle down her thigh as she sat before him on the ground while he sat with legs stretched wide on the edge of the bed. For the past ten minutes she’s been eyeing him and his cock, that he isn’t touching but is teasing other parts of his body to get himself hard. She stares with unwavering interest as his erection bobs to a stand with only him gawking at her and running his nails up and down his thighs. 

Her mouth waters at the sight of him, and how he’s so close -- so so so close to her but she can’t have him because Harry hadn’t told her yet. Helped her get all dressed up in the garment he’d picked out and even with her bunny tail plug then ordering her to sit where she’s seated now. On her knees, hands in her lap, no touching or tasting allowed until he says. 

It stinks, sure, but in some way she still feels like she deserves it. She’d forgotten his birthday for fuck sake, the least she could do was be patient. And this wasn’t about her getting off either -- she hopes she’s able to convey that too, because she wants this to be about him. Harry can be in control all he wants but Y/N wants to -- she needs to, please him right now. Aching deep inside, it’s all she can fucking think about, is getting him off. That’s all she wants to do. 

“Wha’s on your mind, Love?” He asks, teasing himself with a feathery light touch to his shaft, and she can see him visibly suck in a breath, “Talk to me.” 

“I --” she begins, swallowing thickly so she doesn’t drool. . .he’d sure get a kick out of that, “I want -- um -- I -- you -- you’re not doing it right.” She finally settles on, eyes flickering up to his face. 

Raising his eyebrows, Harry continues the light trails on himself, “Oh?” He shuffles, “S’my cock, innit? Ya’ think m’not doing it right?” Y/N nods, firm with her decision and her fingers twitch at her thighs. Not yet. 

“S’mine too,” she grumbles borderline petulantly and it makes his hand stutter to a stop, like he’s telling her to continue, “I -- you’re mine, so it’s mine too. Just how my pussy is yours, right?” 

Harry is gnawing harshly at his plush bottom lip, nodding slow, “Right,” he agrees, thumbing lazily at the tip of himself, “Possessive lil thing you are. Why don’t ya get over here and show me how to treat it then?” 

It’s not a question. . .that’s her permission, technically, and she doesn’t wait a beat to craw closer and plant herself directly in between. Leaning in with an eager mouth to the hot, slippery head of his prick that’s feels spongy beneath the lull of her tongue. Harry’s moan resonates in the room and in echos in her brain like some heavenly tune, and it only makes her want to give him more, more, more. 

So she takes him in deep, swallowing him down as far as she could until her body shudders around a choke and she lets up. “Jesus” he grunts, but instead of curling in her hair like she wants his hands to do, they stay on either side of him, scrunching up the sheets. Which only makes her want to work harder -- wants him to snap and grab a hold of her and fuck up into her mouth until her voice is shot, a friendly reminder that she made him feel good. 

She doubles her efforts, spit and precum dribbling down her chin that Harry respectfully swipes off, “Droolin’ all over your chin ‘cos my cock’s too big fo’ your pretty mouth huh?” And Y/N answers in a whine, her eyes fluttering shut because she just really loved doing this. Really loved Harry’s thighs unintentionally closing in on her and the thick vein throbbing against her tongue. The way he twitches when one of her soft, gentle hands reaches up for his balls all swollen and full to squeeze and knead them. “Such a sweet girl fo’ me aren’t you, Pet?” He wheezes near the end, which makes her happy -- Harry always started with a very strong hold of himself when they were fucking so when she was able to crack him it felt good. 

When she feels a tug at her hair it’s bittersweet, because it’s what she’s been wanting but he’s trying to get her off of him, she knows, but Y/N doesn’t feel done yet. With a huff and a small grouse around him, she wiggles even closer to him and uses both hands to hold on either side of his cock with the top ends of her fingers. Holding him in place as she continues suckling and pulling the head into her mouth and Harry lets out a moan that reminds her of the ache between her own thighs, before she feels a sharp tug at the collar with a very stern, “Off.” She listens then, popping off of him with a filthy wet noise and Harry is plucking at her bottom lip soon after. 

“Up ya get,” Harry pulls her up onto the bed, beckoning her to straddle his lap and she does so, his wet prick touching against her thigh. He slings one arm around her waist, making her feel safe and secure and loved all in one gesture while the other hand focuses in on the collar, “Should make you wear this out in public,” he utters dreamily, “Have everyone know who you belong to. Let ‘em see all the marks I’m gonna suck onto that pretty neck.” 

Y/N shivers, forcing her eyes to stay open so she could stare at him. He’s so pretty, she reckons, at times like these. So pretty all the time, but she just likes that blown look in his eye and that bright color of his lips and the sweat that’s starting to build on his brow. Y/N likes that he is still so playful and teases her and sometimes if it’s really good he’ll even blush a bit, which makes him look younger but then his filthy mouth brings her back to reality usually. 

“Le’s see how you’re holdin’ up, Doll.” He suggests, and his hand falls down below, crawling his fingers between her skin and her panties and they’re so broad and thick, if Y/N just rolled down into them both would press up right on her clit. As delicious as that might be though, it’s left as a thought, because she’s going to be a good girl for him tonight. No ifs ands or buts about it -- he deserved the best girl and that’s exactly what she was going to be. 

So he surpasses her swollen nub and feels at her hole, giving a small, “fuck,” petting at the outside, sliding the pads of his fingers around in it for a good moment, “So wet ‘ere, Baby,” he murmurs, “All from watching and licking on my cock?” Y/N nods and lets out a pitiful noise that makes him smile, “Could just slip right in.” He does -- matter of fact -- he uses both fingers and slips them inside of her easy and the small stretch makes her sink down on them, but he holds her hips still. Takes his hand out and before she can protest, he slides it in from behind, surpassing the bunny plug and finding her hole again before letting them slide back inside. 

She keeps herself still with his help, and he fucks them into her deftly, “Is a nice cock though, for you.” He begins again and Y/N’s head bows into his neck, hiding her face, “All thick and big for you to stretch around; get it all wet and drippy so it glides in even easier.” Her stomach shakes with a breath, “Fuck you nice and hard right in your spot,” he curves his fingers, prodding at it insistently and Y/N’s body is strung taut as a bow, “Hmm, feels nice, doesn’t it Baby? Bet it would feel even better had it been the head of my prick.” 

A soft cry leaves her mouth, but she stays still. Wraps her arms even tighter around his neck and her knees press hard into the sides of his thighs. 

“Don’t you wanna fuck back on my fingers?” He asks. 

“Uh-huh.” 

“Then why aren’t you?” 

“Cos I’m being a good girl.” To Y/N’s ears, she sounds borderline pathetic, but apparently it was enough to break at least part of Harry’s resolve. He mutters another curse before taking his hand out. 

“Hold your panties to the side.” He orders and Y/N does as told, tugging to them side as Harry paints his cock up and down her slit before sliding in. The burn of it is what drives her crazy and her toes curl, her back arches some, because he is so deep and he fits himself snug inside, “Tha’s it, tha’s my girl, ride my cock.” Harry bottoms out, giving her hip a squeeze. 

Y/N doesn’t have to be told twice, picking herself up and pushing herself back down slow at first, to get a feel for it, but gosh she just gets so impatient and he feels so good she speeds up. The resounding slap of her bum against his thighs bouncing off the walls with her moans and his words and the slick sounds of him fucking up inside of her. She isn’t very calculated nor an expert with her riding, as Harry usually just grabs hold of her bum and raises his hips to meet her when they do this sort of thing, but he doesn’t seem to mind it any. Even says, “Look at that. So excited for my cock, you’re being all sloppy, yeah? Just want me inside, you do, s’all you need is for me to be deep inside.” 

She nods and grinds down into him so her clit is pressing into him to and it’s all so good and she’s so close already. Huffing through her nose as she continues to slap down onto him, “Can I cum please?” Her voice his raw still, from the blowie and her moaning, but she keeps going, “I’ve been good ‘aven’t I? I’ve been a good girl right?” 

All she needs is for him to say it. If he says it she’ll cum and he knows that because Harry knows her body and he knows what gets her there, so if he says it he knows what he’s doing. 

And Harry’s face is hid a bit in her neck, teeth at the collar and pulling at it just to get a rise out of her (which works), before he tells her, “Yes, yes, such a good girl, fuckin’ the best girl.” Biting into her shoulder hard as she crumbles and falls apart around him, gushing on his prick, squeezing and pulsing until she’s resorted to soft twitches every time he moves and little whines. 

She goes limp in his arms and Harry chuckles warmly, still very much hard inside her and he experimentally picks her up just a bit only to set her back down and she’s so sensitive that all she can do is clench up. “That was a big one, Baby.” He hums, tilting his head so he could kiss her ear, “G’na get at least 4 of those outta you tonight.” 

The thought makes Y/N squeeze around him again, a moan muffled by his neck. Y/N doesn’t even know if that’s possible for her. 

It is Harry’s birthday though and god dammit, if this is what he wanted, Y/N was determined to be the best fucking gift he’s ever gotten. 

[wellpersonsblog]

My Weekly Food Prep {By The Minute}

Here’s a food prep session breakdown – An in-depth look at what I prepped, the order I did things in and how I got it all done in one hour! Plus a look at the meals we ate during the week.

  Hi friends!

One of the most frequent questions I get is how I can possibly get so much food prep done every Sunday. Let me start by saying that I’ve had a lot of practice. You shouldn’t look at one of my food prep sessions and think you’ll be able to do as much as I do on your first few tries. Just like anything else, it takes practice. Be sure to check out last week’s post about How To Find Your Food Prep Focus Area and this post with food prep tips for beginners if you’re just getting started.

Anyways, I thought it might be helpful to show you one of my prep sessions and then give you a by-the-minute- breakdown to show you the order I did things in and how long it took me.

Just how much food can you prep in an hour? Here's a by-the-minute breakdown to show you!Click To Tweet

So, a couple Sundays ago, I turned my camera on and started a timer to show you just how much you can get done in a one hour food prep session, even with toddler interruptions and a fussy baby. Here’s a timelapse of my hour of prep:

As you can see, you can get a lot done in an hour with a little practice! Here’s what I prepped:

Ground Beef

Chopped veggies

Lettuce

Farro

Sweet Potato Bites

Hummus Topping

Sweet Potato Protein Cookies

Instant Pot Hummus Chicken

Egg Wraps

Roasted Potatoes

Oatmeal

And here’s the breakdown of how I did things:

Min 1-5: Preheat the oven, microwave sweet potatoes (I slice some slits in mine with a knife and microwave 2 of them at a time for 6 minutes, start the Instant Pot Hummus Chicken (just throw chicken, hummus, garlic and broth into the Instant Pot and start it), start farro on the stove.

Min 5-15: Peel and chop carrots & chop peppers for snacking. Start cooking ground beef in a cast iron skillet on the stove.

Min 15-20: Use one of the sweet potatoes you microwave to make the batter for the Sweet Potato Bites and spoon into mini muffin tins.  Drain the beef, finish cooking it and transfer to storage container. By now your oven should be preheated.

Min 20-30: Bake the sweet potato bites, deal with a fussy baby by putting her in the Ergo, chop veggies for Greek Hummus topping and shred the chicken when it finishes cooking.

Min 30-40: Use the other sweet potato you microwaved to make the batter for the Sweet Potato Protein Cookies and scoop onto a cookie sheet.

Min 40-50: Take the sweet potato bites out and put the sweet potato cookies into the oven, chop the lettuce, wash it and spin it dry and store it in a Ziploc bag. Make the oatmeal by combining oats, milk, chopped apples, cinnamon and peanut butter in a glass container and microwaving for about 3 minutes. Chop potatoes into small pieces, drizzle with oil and sprinkle with salt.

Min 50-60: Take sweet potato cookies out, turn oven to 425 and stick potatoes in to roast. Make egg wraps while potatoes are roasting.

So there you go! Like I’ve mentioned before, I don’t prep every single thing we eat. I still cook during the week and we go out to eat a few times. But, to give you an idea of how we use the prep I do, I tried to take pictures of most of our meals for the following week. I missed a few…but this should give you a pretty good idea of how I use my prep to make life easier!

Monday: Breakfast: Most weeks lately I’ve been making 5 Minute Breakfast Hash for hubby and I but I didn’t make any this week so we ate a few different things. This day we ate peanut butter toast (Crazy Richard’s Peanut Butter on Dave’s Killer Bread) and fruit, plus coffee (unpictured). Squish eats the oatmeal and eggs  I prep ahead of time cold so all I had to do was scoop some oatmeal onto his plate and add an egg and clementine.

Lunch: Hubby comes home for lunch since he works close by, but we all usually eat different things. I made Squish a quick quesadilla in the microwave with some of the ground beef I prepped and paired it with a lemon energy ball from the freezer (that I made in last week’s prep) and a sweet potato bite I prepped this week.  Hubby made a taco with some of the ground beef and added some of the hummus topping I prepped to the prepped lettuce for a quick salad. I ate some of the hummus chicken, the hummus topping and some Garden of Eatin’ tortilla chips.

Dinner: For dinner, I made a quick batch of Thai Chicken Meatballs after we got home from the gym. They take about 5 minutes to mix up and 20 minutes to bake. I paired it with some Steamfresh cauliflower rice for hubby and some of the farro I prepped for me….plus some roasted green beans that I threw in the oven on another baking sheet while the meatballs were cooking.  Squish got a meatball with some cauliflower rice, a sweet potato bite and some strawberries.

Tuesday: Breakfast: Squish had a repeat of oatmeal, egg wrap and fruit. Hubby and I had avocado toast topped with a fried egg and fruit, plus one of my prepped sweet potato cookies for me!

Lunch: Hubby had some of the prepped hummus chicken and potatoes topped with avocado and some fruit. Chase had a leftover meatball with ketchup, clementine, Siggis 4% plain  yogurt and carrots with humms.  I had a repeat of Monday’s lunch – chicken, hummus topping and chips and turned them into Mediterranean chicken nachos.

Dinner: For dinner I used some of the thin-sliced chicken we bought, added some pesto, cheese and some bacon leftover from our breakfast for dinner on Sunday night to make Cheesy Pesto Chicken Rollups. Another easy dinner – 5 min to make, 20 min to bake. I paired with a side salad using the prepped lettuce and some cherry tomatoes and some prepped farro. Squish has some chicken, plus pears and a sweet potato that I microwaved while the chicken was cooking.

Wednesday: Breakfast: All the egg wraps were gone so I changed things up and made him a warm fried egg. My friends at Dave’s Killer Bread started making bagels and they sent me some to try so I also gave him half a cinnmaon raisin bagel with peanut butter and some pears. I ate the other half of his pb bagel, plus an egg for myself and some coffee. Hubby got avocado toast with an egg.

Lunch: For lunch, Squish had the rest of his oatmeal, plus Plainville Farms turkey and applesauce. Hubby ate leftover pesto chicken and cauliflower rice and I ate leftover meatballs and green beans.

Dinner: We often go out to dinner on Thursday nights bc we don’t have to be at the gym but there were schedule changes this week so we decided to go out Wednesday night. I forgot to take pictures but Squish had half a ham and cheese sandwich with mandarin oranges and carrot sticks with ranch. I had a southwest chicken salad and hubby had a Korean hangar steak. Baby girl enjoyed sampling my arugula.

Thursday: Breakfast: Squish had pears, pb&j toast and Love Grown Foods polar puffs. It was a crazy morning so all I had were 2 prepped sweet potato protein cookies and extra coffee. I quickly made some pb toast for hubby.

Lunch: Squish had the leftover half of his ham and cheese sandwich with strawberries and carrots. Hubby made a taco with the prepped beef and potatoes and a quick salad with the prepped lettuce and hummus topping. I used some of the prepped chicken and hummus topper to make a quesadilla and an apple. Later we shared a Blueberry Cauliflower Smoothie for a snack (I prep and portion these and put them in bags in the freezer so we just have to grab, dump in the blender, add liquid and blend.

Dinner: I tried out a new recipe – sheet pan honey lime shrimp – 2 min to prep and 10 to bake. It was ok but needs some work before sharing. Shrimp is not Squish’s favorite so he got hummus chicken with pickle, carrots and yogurt.

Friday: Breakfast: Squish ate the last of his oatmeal with yogurt and fruit. Hubby and I had avocado toast with eggs.

Lunch: I have no clue. Hubby was off work and I can’t remember what we ate!

Dinner: We went to Buffalo Wild Wings after the gym. I got chicken tacos, Squish got naked chicken fingers with fruit and carrots and hubby got wings and cheesy potatoes.

Saturday: We went out for a post-workout brunch at First Watch. I got avo toast with fried eggs, Squish got a scrambled egg with bacon and fruit and wheat toast and hubby got a bacon avocado omelet with potatoes.

That afternoon we went to a cookout with family and had burgers and brats.

As you can see, I still cook during the week but the prep helps meals come together more quickly and with less effort. Please also remember this isn’t all we eat. Snacks aren’t pictured and I eat a lot of them!

I hope this inspires you to try doing some food prep. I think sometimes it gets a bad rap because people feel like they have to prep every single thing they’re going to eat all week. Not true! Prepping full meals is great, but prepping components and various parts like I do can be just as helpful! When you get ready to prep, remember to keep multi-tasking in mind. You can have things going on the stove, oven and counter all at once!

Enjoy! –Lindsay–

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SHAWN MENDES WORLD TOUR MANILA | MARCH 18, 2017

(PS: I wrote this the night when i got home after Shawn’s concert. English kasi tnype ko sa notes ng iphone ng nanay ko predict ng predict kairita kaya inenglish ko na hahaha pero inedit ko pa bago ko ipost sa ayun haha)

We arrived at the venue around 2:00pm thanks to pat and his Kuya hehe anyway we changed out clothes inside moa and then we totes forgot to withdraw. My sister was so agitated about it bc they were slowly letting us in

When we got inside we waited for about 1-1/2 hrs I guess and there's this man that shawns representative was talking to and was asking if there are any gifts for Shawn. I figured I wouldn't have the chance to do so I gave mine (Gryffindor notebook/journal and I wrote something on it!! TOO BAD I DIDNT TAKE A PICTURE) but then I forgot that there's a sign there that I wrote so I ran to the security and got the sign (thank God bc that sign is so important in the next scenes lol) anyway

So we lined up in a hallway and there's a sign with meet and greet in the nearest door. I was so excited but it didn't really sink in until we were so close and then we realize that everything went by so fast... then my turn came and I couldn't feel anything (manhid as in!!) even my stomach fingers lips idk tas ayun.. anyway the security was friendly and asked me if I was ready I said yeah and he said r u nervous and that's when I felt the numbing feeling then he let me in and said 'say hi to Shawn' Shawn said hi then I said 'omygosh hi Shawn' then I gave him a hug I swear omygosh I love it I hugged him tight, I can still remember that part well. I wrapped him in a hug!!! I can still remember the first time I saw his face, he was looking right at me too T.T then we proceeded to a normal pic (he put his arms on my shoulder i cant remember well but i just smiled and i think my hand was in his stomach but i cant remember feeling his abs lol) and then they motioned me to the exit. Well I manage to turn around and say “hope you'll enjoy the show later” and I can't really remmber if he replied or anything and I'm not sure but I think I was holding his hand that time then I turned to go. I was in shock and still a little numb when I went out and I was so disappointed at first bc I was expecting to have a conversation with him which didn't happen. My sis and I went on to get our signed posters and lanyard. Then we went out of where the m&g happened and I could hear convos where they said it was too fast for them too. My sister went to the ATM machine upstairs cause she was still fussing about merch then she went on to and buy them and I waited for her. Soon enough sound check started.

He first sang the weight which was one of my fave songs. There was someone who shouted 'pukingina mo' we all laughed and Shawn laughed too bc he didn't know what that meant hahaha. He kindaaa looked at me that time and I remembered the sign I wrote, which says 'can I have a guitar pick' idk which song he first noticed it but I'm not sure he'll give it to me and then there's this one Indian girl who's pushing and trying to come in between me and my sis so I fought back (pushed her with my arms) and she was the one who got mad. The indian girl kept on ranting “wtf r u doing?” I said “IM WITH MY SISTER” She said, “Then go with your fucking sister” then i can still hear her “I hate ppl who push blabla” anyway my sister said we should switch places bc she was nearer so Shawn would see my sign and then during stitches he looked straight at me and at the sign then I even gave him a flying kiss while singing along with stitches and I'm so happy coz he was smiling, while singing and while looking at me. When he finished sound check he went down and gave his pick to someone(Idk who that was). Then he took the other pick he used that was on the floor already (I think thats the first pick he used coz it was at the floor of the stage and he puts his picks on his lap if he’s no using it) and motioned to give it to our part so I extended my hand. There were people trying to get it but he made sure I'll get it so basically I touched his hand again and he LITERALLY GAVE ME his pick. (PS: DONT U EVER FORGET WHAT THAT LOOKED LIKE ANA, DONT U PLEASE) Idk what I said after that if I said thank u or I love you idk. Anw so my sis and I hugged and jumped up and down and I was so happy. By the way I shouted a lot of 'I love you Shawn' whenever the room was quiet. Pretty sure he heard it.

The show came and it was surreal and it was a sweet and a gentle show. I hope he enjoyed the crowd like how I enjoyed seeing and hearing him play. It was really fast and I didn't know it was about to finish already too lol hahaha then I can see his smile and everything and I knew he was at least happy. The first part with something big and the weight he was looking at our part too well I don't want to assume but he was looking at me hahaha. Anyway I sang a lot but I could've sang more I guess hahaha (cause my faves are from handrwritten) just a bit sad that he sang more illuminate than handwritten but I'm still so thankful!! Shawn is one of the best! OMG OMG his face lights up when he sings and I hope he enjoyed the crowd cause we were all singing!! And Im pretty sure he was happy bc of it too haha then there was one time after a song, not sure if it was Mercy.. He looked at someone from the band and he put his tongue out saying like “I messed up” cause his voice cracked on one of the higher notes but i dont care he’s adorbs and great!! Hope he'll tweet smething bout Manila. I'm still hoping he'll get my gift but anyway stitches and never be alone are my new anthem (not really new but theyre my totes pcd anthem) damn anyway I thought I heard him say mahal ko kayo but not sure then he headed straight to his hotel immediately.

BTW WE’RE STILL WAITING FOR THEM TO POST OUR PICS OMYGOSH

I cant believe i actually met him and had a moment with just the two of us, i got to hug him... then he really gave me his pick. TO ME!!! TO ME OMG THEN HE SANG STITCHES TO ME DAMN SHAWN U MY MAN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH COME BACK REAL SOON MISS NA KITA AGAD GEGU TAPOS ANG TAGAL NUN TALAGA AS IN MAGKATITIGAN KAMI HABANG NAKANGITI SYA POGI NYA BES

PPS: Greedy ako sa pics kaya konti lang ippost ko kasi baka may kumuha lol bye

MOA ARENA CONCERT GROUNDS - MARCH 18, 2017