#I thought of it
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solanaceae-piperita · 1 year ago
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he eepy
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and-make-it-double · 5 months ago
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THINGS WE'RE NEVER GONNA DO- GIVE YOU UP
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Ooh. This is SO GEN X.... hopefully some of you younger ones will get it too.
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vimbry-moved · 6 months ago
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alleesaur · 5 months ago
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doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare
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yeepof · 7 months ago
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I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences
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hansoeii · 5 months ago
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the honda odyssey, huh?
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bumblingbabooshka · 5 months ago
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Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.
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dramatic-dolphin · 23 days ago
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a while ago I read this sci-fi short story from the 50s where a guy is kidnapped and interrogated by aliens using a very sophisticated lie detector, but he realizes that the lie detector works off technical truth, and with some careful phrasing and misdirection, he manages to make them believe that humans are a race of immortal, overpowered, omniscient telepathic beings. and it works.
my favorite part is when he tells them that humans are "capable of transportation without the aid of spaceships or any vehicles, just by using mental power to control physical matter". it's true, we can. it's called walking.
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omatoxin · 2 months ago
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fish song
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valtsv · 7 months ago
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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle
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razzafrazzle · 5 months ago
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Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)
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cartoonsinthemorning · 6 months ago
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Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.
Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗
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regina-cordium · 7 months ago
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Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed
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mochasucculent · 26 days ago
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Dumb thing that would not leave my brain
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pukad0n · 4 months ago
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this is killing me. get cherried idiot
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