#I think that's bad

[madcatlad]

Abandoned MCD Fanfic from 2016

I found this hiding in an old OneNote folder. I wrote this when I 10. I was kind enough to date it and everything- sort of. Since we're 5 days into the 2025 isn't it so fitting that I find this, marking 9 whole years of me writing fanfiction for these gay-block-people.

Quoting myself word for word in 2025

Chapter One?

Monday June 4 2016  Last night I had a vision…ok it wasn't really a vision it was a dream but…it felt so real I met a very important  family  member. A cousin of mine she…she was also a descendent of Lady Irrean but she had an issue she was half demon which wasn't really a problem for me but apparently was a problem for her. She was very shy and quiet but would only talk to her guard and would translate through him. She took a liking to Kawaii-chan and would talk to her from time to time even so she barely did that and only would talk to her when they were alone. She had something she needed help with by the sound of her voice it was important but by time she was opening up to me and actually speaking to me I was waking up. I only hope you can help me figure this all out I just need to know. I know what you're thinking. You think it was just a dream and this is all in my imagination well I don't think my imagination would make all this up with all of this detail and information all in a pacific order. Please help me out with this I think is important I'm counting on you.           From Aphmau           To Aron      I feel like this dream is leading me some were it's calling me. I feel as if someone is calling me my cousin… 

Chapter Two

I feel weird but…in a good way. I feel like I'm finally going to find someone who understands my power…someone who can help me or I could help them or… help each other I don't know I just feel safer and…ugh…I can't explain but for now I'll just say it feels incredible. *Knock Knock* I heard the door and quickly answered it "Oh! Aron I'm sooo glad you came.   I…Laurence? What are you doing here?" I said surprised "I came to talk to you. There is a…visitor. She dose not want to talk to Levin she is apparently…not comfortable with Lords any Lord even here in Phoenix Drop so we gave her the next best thing. She will be here shortly." He said politely "O...oh! Thank you for this information Laurence…" "it could be what I dreamed…" I whispered "Huh" Laurence  said "Oh sorry thinking out loud…"I panicked "Ok well I should be leaving  she should be here any minute. Bye!" He walked off.      She should be here any minute. So I know from my dream that she is with a guard and is wearing a hood and what looks like a silk purple colored dress (They must be related) I just want to make sure I know what she looks like so I don't embarrass and say ("I have a relative from a dream help me find her secret! ") NEVER! I'm doing this the old fashion way by talking to her getting to know her ask small and meaningful questions and definitely DO NOT come to strong. Ok I'm ready *Knock* that is possibly    

This was written February 9, 2016. Why I decided to specifically date it as June 9th, 2016, I do not know.

I literally couldn't read or write the year before this "piece". I forced myself to learn both just so I could write terrible fanfiction. And as a side note for me 9 years from now, still writing about gay-block-people.

"Please never stop writing." - Me January 5th 2025 🫡

[emilnikos]

love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3

[izukuer]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[sparrowlucero]

like the most politically neutered movie of all time unironically

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[bamsara]

I love blocking people I've never interacted with based off their replies on some random popular post. Wow random user on a post with 50k notes with the worst take ever, I hope I never meet you and will make sure we never do

[ghost-mantis]

Truck drivers in Michigan have for years smashed into an undersized bridge called The Big Penny. Normal warning signs have not deterred drivers from wedging dozens of trucks into its hungry maw.

So they put eyes and teeth on the bridge, in part as a further deterrent.

It has not worked…

[aropride]

[skrunksthatwunk]

see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck

[lastoneout]

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

[tubbytarchia]

Thank god for Sketchfab. Drawing the car was so worth it

[gongyussy]

i'll let phie-san say it:

[frankierotwinkdeath]

Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her

[cronchy-baguette]

pink goes good (well) with green

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

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