#I think it’s also cuz I dress kinda like a hobo-

[whereismyhat5678]

Hey you guys wanna hear a funny story I just remembered?

During lunch I was sitting with two friends (who were guys) and the Principal came up to us and said “Hey boys!” And IT WASN’T UNTIL he looked at my closer he said: “and girl!”

NGL THAT SHIT MADE ME CACKLE- I pass as a guy- 😂

[be-gay-and-do-crimes]

(Spoilers) BNHA — Chapter 276 “You Cheated...!”

In Which The Fandom Loses Its God Damn Mind — Pt. honestly who’s counting anymore

SPOILERS AHEAD!!

We open the scene with a love broadcast of the shit of a current fight and situation, but look at that massive destruction, every citizen of Japan enters immediate panic at how fucked they’ve been for the last year and still are, like damn. I will take this opportunity to say it’s pretty messed up for them to actually livefeed every big fight a hero has. Imagine the bloody things people’s seen over the years— God forbid there’s an actual mutilation or gutting on screen. Picture a villain skinning the hero alive right into the camera’s direction because— holy shit that’d be traumatizing as fuck (y’all can’t tell me something like that never happened before, i mean,, it’s an invitation for either hero or villain to showoff. plus a skin suit it’s kind of what the sludge villain tried to do???).

Small Might, sweet, sweet man, WHY are you letting Eri see this??? He’s— is he the only adult left at U.A.?? I think he is because I’m sure all the other hero classes and Pros are evacuating everyone in Jakku City. Bet he ran out of things to do with Eri very quickly, awkward beautiful man.

Yeah, the scene with the main three’s moms + Fuyumi and Natsuo is uh, not okay with me. They look so.. happy doing their mundane daily lives,without a huge worry, except natsuo cuz he’s in college so peace doesn’t exist there none of them know what’s really going down to their loved ones just because they aren’t currently watching the news. and then there’s AFO

You enrolled your child/sibling/loved one in a hero school? Well then! The Hero Public Safety Commission will take it as the permission to enlist them into a fUCKING WAR WITH CRIMINALS WILLING TO MAIM OR KILL THEM—

Note that, while re-reading this arc from the start, NONE OF THE KIDS knew where they were going for their Internships, they all thought it was a surprise trip from their mentors. well a surprise it was, right Kaminari

ALSO!! I CAN FINALLY KNOW MY MUMMY MAN’S NAME!! HE WENT STRAIGHT TO MY HEART SINCE THE FIRST TIME Y’ALL

I really want to know all the Quirks and names of Endeavor’s sidekicks,, they all look so cool and I love them all *looks at burnin’ and kido* equally,, I hope they survive i jinxed it didn’t i

Look at Manual my man,, what a great guy he is,, I love him so much with his charming smile even though they ‘bout to die. Best boy around fight me on this.

He’s nice, he’s handsome, he’s kinda awkward, he just so so so great. I stan one(1) water man, bby.

THE FFFFFFFFFFUCK ARE THOSE

The Near High-Ends, they’re stronger than the regular High-End, but not sentient. So, tell them to go apeshit and they will go apeshit without question.

What even is that first one right in our faces??? At first look I thought it was a dog, then a horse, and then a wolf when it started killing Pro Heroes with the others Noumu (three heroes died in total; one slashed the wolf-horse-dog-nezu noumu, another i believe was crushed by some rubble, and the last one impaled by a noumu’s spike,, youch,,,)

I’m not gonna talk about “That One” panel because everything that could be said about it has been said, now moving on from the absolute Diva that is Shigaraki Tomura we go to...

The fucking heart attack that is Aizawa Shouta. He just started to remember all the class and saying how he wants to guide them for their remaining school years and watch them become heroes and aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh FUCKING HOBO MAN CAN’T DO THAT

Though if Horikoshi does end up killing him I will be both sad and impressed, but mostly sad. (he did say that he cried for 2 hours due to the next few chapters,, so far only drawing the Shimuras’ hands caused him such sorrow,, and maybe Ibara’s hair and Spinner’s Knife-Knife Sword too, according to his assistants, who suffered all the same)

I think I was mostly scared because of Rock Lock cuz,, mY MAN BE OUT THERE RISKING HIS LIFE WHILE HIS WIFE AND KID ARE HOME WAITING FOR HIM I CAN’T— I JUST WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY FUCKING PLEASE AND THANK YOU

A thing I don’t think anyone’s noticed yet is that Native’s with them too (the guy that almost died by Stain before Iida arrived)! Along with that heroine in the pink fluffly costume and the other one dressed in all black whose name I don’t know or don’t remember, but hey, they’re there!! And they’re all gonna die!! Yay!

Am I the only one worried about Deku and Bakugou accidentally pushing Shigaraki away from Aizawa’s line of sight?? Imma go cry until next week’s chappy,,

[bnha-imagines-hcs]

Hey dude! You're making great stuff! Could I please have B, K, and W from the fluff prompt for Aizawa, Hizashi and Spinner? You know Aizawa and Hizashi are my darlings, but I've recently developed a fondness for the lizard boi.Thank you so much!

( the lizard boi… is kinda cute. but what is UP with his SWORDs!? | also i fucking love kamojis… JesUs ChrisT )

fluff alphabet;

| aizawa; headcanons.

BREATH     just exist… in his life… y ea h. tbh aizawa is just always A Huge Fan of u and the fact ur there in a nice way, so like??? yeethaw bby always a fan.

he a sucker for the whole boyfriend shirt thing, it’s just he doesn’t have a whole lotta clothes beside his professional look (dress shirt and slacks) and his actual working look (fuckin… pullover/overall/bodysuit thing lmfao wtf). you could,, ofc,,,,,, put on a huge frigging sweater - the kind commonly used as a dress - and like… thigh highs…. ehrem. (kitty pattern optional but super effective.) and just. hair down (or up) and just. and just.

                    be there.

also if u ever back him up or lead him in a fight, whether it’s frontline business or just you tryin ur best to evacuate a few peeps, well… that’ll do the trick. #synergy TM. he loves the fact ur partners, so anything that actively demonstrates/proves this is… multo bene.

honestly tho just breathe this hobo is a total softie and he so weak for love… so weak for love.

KISS    he actually adores kisses, yet doesn’t indulge often - as with most things that bring him simple pleasure & relaxation, shouta straight up forgets. just- forgets about it. 

it’s not small pecks and chaste things that he really adores - those are. kinda awkward, really. if it makes ya happy go for it, gestures, but. ehh. eh? eh.

long and involved kisses, that’s where it’s at.                                     hands messing w/ ur hair as he draws you close or draws in close himself or both or (we’re very big on equality here), able to drown in dark & warm comfort, feeling u and keeping u locked away in his little corner of the world until you’re ready to go. these happen in private, if aizawa can help it. it’s his prize for bein’ a martyr all the damn time (cough needlessly hard on himself cough), so the rest of the world can fuck off and just let him have this.

he doesn’t initiate ‘long and involved’ in public; don’t mistake this for a lack of interest! he’s just being decent (●´∀｀●)

WILD CARD     the only thing high-maintenance about shouta is the situational factors. he just wants to chill, have a home that is place & person, someone he can have intelligent conversation and comfortable silence with… just to share their lives without infringing on each other too much.he’s very… myeah. non-conventional? if you’re poly and he’s not, have fun with that it’s cool. if you’re busy a lot like him, that’s cool. if you wanna live separately, np. if you need to take time to yourself for a couple years, you do you.what he does demand is truthfulness. not that you don’t have secrets, but that you can just say ‘man i don’t wanna tell you’, rather than deceit. he’s a liiiiiiiittle sensitive about lies, even small ones.

2) also.. he loves to just read together. he doesn’t have a fireplace but if he did, it’d be readin’ by the fire.

| hizashi; headcanons.

BREATH     no offence but this man’s usually short of breath, what with the constant noice production. the things about life that leave him breathless are what drive him, what fuel him - it’s always somewhere on his mind.if he ain’t livin’ his best life, he about to.

so honestly? hmmm. he’s most often kinda in that state, but – ohhh yeah. big droopy sweater + thigh highs used as sleepwear or just. just. on his s/o… pls sit on his lap. pretty please? pleeeassseee… frick.movie night and it’s warm enough and u come out in that and sidle up to him and oh ooohhhh b o y . he’ll just curl an arm arnd you and light his hand upon ur arm, real gentle, not pouncing or w/e just - enjoying tf out of that.

KISS    mmmmmmmm, y e s. hizashi does not, in fact, believe in PDA - the term and general consensus suggests that displays of affection are somehow meant to be absent from day to day life, as though we ought hide our hearts and pretend to be cardboard.not exactly this guy’s thing.

where shouta will seek out privacy for a kiss with real feeling, hizashi– won’t. sure, if things get particularly heated he’ll suggest a break or a, hah, room (if others haven’t already). but as long as it’s warm loving mmmmm yes i love you mmmm hizashi feels there’s nothing improper about it and will give very few shits about commentary. you will end up in a bitchfight with him if u push it- kisses without wandering hands are not indecent, gdu, and any attempt to make he or his partner feel shame over it will be met with… vehement opposition.

alternatively if you are simply highly uncomfortable and respectful about it, ofc they can save it for when you’re not forced to be in the same room as them. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

     every kiss is a real kiss \o/. hizashi positively glows under the weight of lil pecks and ‘i’m leaving’ / ‘i’m back’ / ‘i’m gonna miss u already’ / etc cheek kisses. very fond of the ‘let’s kiss every lil bit of ur face’ style. subscribed to ‘oh? you think this part of u is undesirable? KISSSSSS’ series. proud author of ‘3 hours of body worship is an aperitif, my love’.

WILD CARD     swings and like, those old-school playgrounds for preteens - those are still the shit. hizashi loves lazing around on a swing, gently rocking back and forth while talking about everything or nothing. it’s easy, there’s literally no pressure whatsoever, it’s nostalgic.pushing each other on the swings?? chill as fuck. riding those errr those things w/ the big-ass springs underneath - also cool. oh my god riding those things err SHIT IDK WHAT IT’S CALLED ... ‘cable ways’ ..? The Shit.

just innocent play time pls. no stress & chill.

| spinner; headcanons.

BREATH.      pls. pls play games w/ him and go wild - that’ll do it. if you rock out playing racing / gta / etc games, he’ll love watching u go go go and just. hang back. needlessly awe-struck. it’s just nice to share smth he loves, smth non-serious without strain, and have the person he likes enjoy themselves with it.

KISS     well it’s scaly, we can’t deny that. ‘s not bad though, and that’s esp true if you’re more of a monster fucker than a coward. smooth, stumbly, and generally a lil awkward cuz he’s not at all used to ppl even ??? wanting ?? a lil smoochy smooch from him??? yeah.

eager, though. spinner’s got pretty normal dreams with yer picket fences and vidya games and maybe even a house that’s like inhabitable… yeah. a life where you can just reach out and touch and have it be affection rather than… disgust……… he’s always more affectionate than sexual - that’s more important to him, and his self-image is such that getting turned on doesn’t even really happen. and boy does he have an assortment of cute lil kisses as a result.

soft, careful pecks to test the waters even though you’ve responded well 50 times already - spinner’s someone who’ll ask for permission more often than not, wary of finding out something good has become something… not so good. it’s a hang-up he’ll not let go of soon. lingering ‘i can’t believe this is happening oh shit should i move? fuck am i-’ cheek kisses while he’s arched awkwardly to reach over the couch.sloppy ‘i can’t believe i’m this lucky but i’m too sleepy to question it’ morning / late night kisses.‘hey i was gone for a while and i can’t believe u still want me to kiss u!!! sc o rrrrrre and also oh god are u ALRIGHT.’ less restrained, embraces, face kisses, accidentally kissing ur eye. that happened.he has an excited ‘oh my god u made us hot chocolate’ kiss that stems from i’m living the fucking life finally ho god. 

he’s just. so happy. so happy to have someone he likes and likes him back, smn he can just be domestic with. sure he does crazy shit, but he loves to.. be homey. and lots and lots of little, tentative kisses at every opportunity.

also mini hand touches, but he’s still working on that.

WILD CARD     pls sit on his shoulders and let him scale rooftops like that. adrenaline junking together is The BeesKnees. u wanna get thrown?? the boi will throw u. u wanna cliff dive?? yeet let’s go. u wanna rollercoasterrrrrr rid es. s /? !? ?!? FUCK YES LE’S GO.

[stillwooozy]

im tired of people being elitist about covid shit and just ... judgemental. Im talking about you, paul. imagine if he found this blog. he’d be like “oh yea thats my bestie” in a heartbeat tbh. Doesnt know about ‘kin shit but... its really not far off. altho he doesnt give a shit about anime. i should make him watch aot but he would probably hate it. Also idk if even watches tv shows. I rarely do either but i think i can force him. I forced my sister & it took.... since 2013? to be fair, she was 12, & i showed her the first episode were my mom was eaten.... and she like “NOPE TRAUMA” and avoided it until 2 months ago. so yea next time i see paul for a while i’ll get him to watch aot. For the sole reason....... he will see Eren and go “thats you bro” in the worst way possible. i have a shirt - basically cosplay old fashioned ya know the one eren wears but in the current off-white color. And he was kinda joking, but not really, we were at some boho shop in southern FL and he was like “this looks like something you’d wear”. Which I was like 🥺🥺🥺 thank u for the validation uwu and then bought the shirt & made fun of him for pointing it out funny part is i dont wear... medieval shit? like that? i dont rly wear boho hippy shit. i wear the same hoodie i’ve worn since middle school.... honestly shameful. but washers exist & i had an old roommate (damn it feels forever ago i lived in boystown) and she was good at sewing. also i had no money then. i still have none now but i reconciled stuff w/ my family to an extent so my grandparents buy me clothes so to be clear i dont look like a hobo at all. when i choose not too.

I tried to dress nice around paul for a bit to ~seduce~ him but now im like. im wearing my crusty hiking pants that are actually my moms old clothes & a hoodie & that one carhart beanie i bought w/ you in Michigan 3 yrs ago. #fashion.

And now hes fucking bisexual & nonbinary????????????? .... after going to LA for 2 months & meeting a not gay twink 😔 Altho that was after i lost total interest in him as i got to know his personality better

Bro my cousin came out, yea the one named Zeke not a fake name like Paul is cuz Paul has a weird name so... wont share, anyways Zeke is now trans mtf but also he’s fucked on meth atm so like :/ no judgement. Ill see him in the summer & i’ll be there for her but... idk.

I mean im recently “out” on this blog that i’m not “not actually cis” but intersex. but i dealt w/ that shit long ago & hate thinking about & it doesnt impact my life at all so i’m lucky - i know. i just.. im not really cis, i’m not really trans, my parents hate me for it cuz im burden. Sorry i got all their worst traits combined. I want to say one of em is not actually my bio parent but i look so much alike both of them. But also all jewish people look alike. Everyone thinks paul is my brother, we’re not related... at all.

[britishchick09]

it happened one night livewatch

last week this movie was on tv and i watched some of it in between classes, but was over by the end of school :/

luckily the library exists and i was able to get it! so in honor of my first half day of the year, i’ll be watching this classic movie!

first of all the dvd is cute :)

the old columbia logo is so neat! and the music is great too

ooh it was a short story! coolio

clark gable’s in this *cue girl swoon*

captain: “huuuunger striking?” lol

yo this captain dude is MEAN

is this girl a hostage? wait did she say king? OVER 21 WHAT’S GOING ON

claudette girl: “i thought i told you not to bring any food in here!”* guy backs away* lol

WOAH DUDE DON’T CALL HER A STUBBORN IDIOT >:(

OMG THIS GIRL JUST FLIPPED A TABLE THE FRICK

YO SHE”S A SAVAGEEEEEEE SHE JUS JUMPED IN THE WATER LIKE BLIP

soldier: “she’s too smart for you!” dam right she is ;)

hey is that clark gable in the phone

wait is that a black guy who is that

news boss: “you wouldn’t know a newspaper if you kicked it in the pants” lol

oh it’s clark gable sounding cool kewl

yo prohibition’s over LET’S DRUNKENLY CHUG FLASKS OF WHISKY AT THE STATION WHY DON’T WE

where’s the girl she’s awesome and i miss her

just sit on the newspapers clark gable it would be neat :D

sock him sock him sock him SOCK HIM SOCK HIM SOCK HIM

“oh yeah????” JUS SOCK HIM PLZ

...oh no sock :/

OP DERE HE IS! ...or dere she is ;)

claudette girl and clark gable are sort of like anna and kristoff when they first met! :D

cool train it has a lotta license plates :D

fun fact: if you took a drink every time someone in this movie smokes you’d probably die

*screen fades* commercial break!

yo claudette’s smoking it must be cool don’t smoke kids :D

she just threw her cig LITTERBUG

she didn’t notice that it was gone SEE CIGS ARE BAD

4 dollars is like 100 bucks today cool :D (jk it’s 77)

woah that horn sounds like an electric guitar ROCK ON????

why must old men snore :(

just chuck him across the room claudette it’s cool

sit on clark’s hand it’s cool

*claudette and clark stare at each other* awk-ward!

awwww she’s hugging his arm! ♥

she’s gonna be like OH CRAP when she awakes huh (she did but not much)

they cute together ♥

clark: “you look kind of pretty asleep” awwww

claudette: “i’ll be a few minutes late please wait for me.” conductor: “oh yeah????????”

ooh the night bus cool :D

guy: “the bus is gone.” oH yEaH??????

claudette: “that’s 12 hours from now!” so it’s 8 am now kewl

she calls him young man although he’s older than him lol

her last name is andews so is her first name julie....?

awww it’s ellen :/ still cool tho

she pawned her watch for clothes sorta like how anna bought her travel clothes with her coronation dress neat-o (frozen ihon au?)

ooh telegrams asoue reference

lol the telegram lady can’t read his words lol

2.60 is probably 50 bucks wowza (i was right it’s 50.62!)

the train announcer sounds done with his life poor guy :/

shapely: “you have class with a capital k” ...lol

shut up shapely plz

shapely: “shut up my big nasty mouth!” YES PLZ SHUT UP

shapely: “i could go on you in a big way.” ...oh no

awww clark just called claudette ellen his wife awwwwwwwww ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

shapely: “no offense doc!” bugs bunny who

clark: “you’re as help

buying cigars and cigs on a train what a time

the chocolates are 1.67 that’s like 30 (it’s 32! i’m good at this inflation stuff)

yo it be pouring where’s morton salt girl when you need her

omg this is the part i saw last time i think!

claudette: “your ego is absolutely colossal” tell that to captain man lol

claudette: “there’s a brain behind that face isn’t there?” lol

the hotel is 2 bucks a night which is about 50 huh not bad! :D

awww that’s cute a little privacy screen :)

awwwwwww she gonna wear his pjs!

omg he’s undressing in front of her i thought he liked privacy

this is just for the clark fangirls isn’t it

OMG HE DOES SHOES BEFORE PANTS THE FRICK

clark’s singing the big bad wolf song nice timely reference bro :D

omg we’re FINALLY FINDING OUT CLARK’S NAME HOW DID IT TAKE 30 MINUTES

peter warn nice name :D

claudette: “i don’t like it.” ...oh :/

omg airplane cool :D

wow they have a plane table cool :D

the plane flying overhead reminds me of the planes that fly past here sometimes it’s neat

awww he bought a toothbrush and pressed her clothes so sweet!

clark: “all the best houses have showers outside!” huh idk bout that...

wow this is so domestic

he said her hair was cute awwww!

lol they saw her xd xd xd xd lol

DID THAT LADY JUST STICK HER TONGUE OUT WOOWWWWWWW

wowza you really miss a lot in between classes huh next thing i remember they were stealing a car

clark: “that’s your ration for lunch” world war who

kewl they have a donut

claudette’s kinda cute when she smiles :)

oh no the guys are there!!!!!!!!!!

plz don’t recognize her

clark: ‘dOn’T lOsE yOuR tEmPer!!!” woah mocking spongebob who

lol dat was funny good trolling :D

it’s at 42 minutes HOW IS IT NOT HALFWAY DONE

omg wait i think this is the next part i saw

awww there’s a pic of her on the dad’s desk ♥

cool radio broadcast and newspapers AND WIRE PICS IT’S THE FUTURE MAN

is there a radio on the bus cool

oh it’s just real guys ok cool

ok wow everyone knows the flying trapeze song is this a musical now

wowza this song is from 1867 coolio! :D

are they singing the whole flipping song get on with the story plz

ok wow that guy just DROVE RIGHT INTO A LAKE

OMG SOME KID’S MOM DIED :(

awwww clark’s comforting her bless ♥

the guy said ‘behind the 8 ball’ last decade slang reference :D

WAIT WHY DOES CLARK HAVE FLIPPING MACHINE GUNS??????

10 thousand bucks is like a million billion (it’s 193 million i was close)

WOAH THAT WAS SHAPELY HE HAS KIDS WOWZA!

bugs dooley more like bunny :D

they left the bus so this when they steal the car????

10 spot is like 193 wowza

awww they be going piggyback

abe lincoln is a ‘natural born piggybacker’ confirmed

THE FRICK DID CLARK JUS SLAP HER WHY

oh wow they’re sleeping in hay kewl

clark: “you can’t be hungry and scared at the same time!” hmmmm.......

oh no what happened to peter :(

awww he brought food but she’s scared and not hungry huh i guess he was right!

awwww his coat’s blaket!

OMG KISS KISS KISS KIS

awww no kiss :/

hey it’s like modern times when they walk away from the camera :D

this is the other part i saw the car stealing’s coming up! :D

he’s picking hay out of her teeth how domestically romantic ♥

YO RAW CARROTS THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH YOU BOI

oh wow clark has a lotta hitchhiking moves

claudette: “o that’s amazing.”

you thumbed too late clark you thumbed too late

claudette: *raises her skirt to above her knee* oh dang victorian swoon

OH DANG THAT DRIVER STOPPED!

the driver’s probably thinking of the will smith meme now (DAS HOT! DAS HOT!)

claudette: “the limb is mightier than the sword.”

i remember the driver guy he’s funny :D

he’s just singing and clark’s like ‘oh god please for the love of god and holy stop’

the driver’s so happy i love him :D

his face after clark shuts him up is like ‘hmm’

now i understand claudette’s face when clark suggests a carrot lol :D

clark be like HOP outta that car!

DANG clark beat the driver MAN THAT’S ROUGH!

awww claudette’s wiping clark’s brow what a mom

how much is 10 gallons of gas like 40 bucks or something (it’s 19 cents each which is about 18.34 huh!)

the car’s oinking a bit like the car in the 11 year old senpai newsreel!

now they’re at the hotel place and i guess the owner’s living with his mom???

clark saying claudette will be in her husband’s arms and her pausing is sort of like kristoff saying anna will be safe with her true love bish hans :)

ooh nice rug cover :D

clark’s not that hot shirtness sorry fangirls :/

omg claudette bra wow :o (it’s sorta cute tbh)

oh wow they got in their pjs fast

clark: “i want someone more real, more alive!” claudette’s right there bro

clark: “the stars are so close you feel like you could reach up and stir them around” awww ♥

oh no he doesn’t love him but she truly loves him :(

heartbroken claudette ellen isn’t cool :(

wait was the claudette bra actually a slip or something why is that a wonder?

awww clark’s wondering if she’d really go but she’s asleep

25 bucks is about 300 bucks (it’s 476 kewl)

aww the guy has a hat :D

typewriter!!!!!!!!!!!

AWWW CLARK WANTS TO MARRY HERRRRRRRRR

THEY’RE IN LOOOVVVVEEEEE!!!!!!!! ♥

who’s zeke is this a bob’s burgers crossover

oh the hotel guy huh!

they found claudette in the bed it’s like snow white :D

mom: “i run a respectable business!” too bad you’re not your business OHHHHH

oh hey clark kissed the office gal :D

wowza the paper guy has a lotta phones huh

and a candle stick with a dial phone? wowza!

this place is busy huh

kit was right that typewriter sound is the best :D

oh no clark’s not gonna see her there :/

THOSE POLICE CARS SOUND LIKE SCREAMING KIDS WHY

he’s calling the car ‘baby’ how about the lindberg baby CUZ YOU STOLE IT!!!!

omg hoboes on the train it’s not just a kit thing!

CLAUDETTE’S WITH HER DAD GO TO THE RESCUE CLARK!!!!

the car horn be going ‘de de de de de!”

oh no car gone

wowza that’s a lotta papers!

she’s home but what about her true love?

also are movie newspapers actually created on newspaper i’ve always wondered that

oh no claudette’s marrying insert sad clark here :(

what a pretty gown! very shiny and flowery ♥

awww claudette ellen and her dad are so sweet together!

she wants clark pete doesn’t she

claudette ellen hasn’t cried since she was a baby huh

dad: “tell me you haven’t fallen in love with the bus driver!” it’s worse... THE MILKMAN!!!!! :o

claudette: “i practically threw myself at him!” yeah you kind of did back there....

omg her dad knows peter awesome!

cool a typewriter letter :D

OMG IT BE CLARK PETE!!!!!!!

oh wow he just ran in there and it was awkward with the pappa

HE CALLED HER DARLING!

AND THEY KISSEDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥

there’s 10 more minutes it’s getting JUICY

8.60 is probably 70 (it’s 170!)

a buggy ride wowza that’s old fashioned right there

awww clark doesn’t want to admit that he loves claudette but he does

wait is she already married

ooh claudette’s dress train is nice :D

OOH HELICOPTER i thought that was a ‘39 thing!

it’s an airplane with copter blades wow extra much king wesley

ooh the peanuts kids are the chorus people nice :D

the movie camera is a crank cool!

wow dad don’t call your daughter a sucker WOW

39.60 is like 700 bucks probably (765!)

i hope claudette says ‘i DON’T’

dad speak up plz SPEAK UP SPEAK UP

king said ‘i will’ why IT’S ‘I DO’

ooh claudette’s hesitant SHOOT SHE RAN AWAY

the cameras be crankin’

she just drove away like that wowza what a gal

omg the dad’s drunk af what a sad boi

100 thousand is probably a billion AND HE SAYS DIRT CHEAP

awww did claudette and clark go to jerico?

awwww they married!!!!!!!!!!! :D

so that was the movie! it had a lot of funny and memorable parts, but some parts were a little long so i’ll give it a 8/10

what a great movie!

[stargleeksil-blog]

Criminal Minds s04e05 Catching Out review - or more aptly named, the episode where I fall in love with Shemar Moore all over again for being cute with hobos

Episode 05 – Catching Out

Hey guys!!! So last episode was kinda weird, kinda gross, but it had Wil Wheaton, so it was kinda okay. But I liked it, it had Emily and Derek shenanigans going on, which was fun.

Now, let’s see what happens.

TRAIN!

I love trains.

But that is some serious creepy footage. I don’t like it.

That was a doggy.

Are those memories or a bad acid trip?

And why is he covered in blood already?

What did that fucker do?

Okay, African-American unsub.

Okay.

I’m seriously weirded out here.

And I’m making pasta … don’t think I’ll be able to keep it down.

Shit.

Derek at a coffee shop. Oh my god.

Wait, why am I freaking out?

Why did he just buy coffee and throw it away?

Oh you flirt.

“Dessert for breakfast? Must be a special occasion.”

“I just got some good news.”

“Care to share?” Would love to, sweetie <3

“Nope, don’t want to jinx it.” Really?

“Okay, I can understand that.”

“Congratulations.”

Oh my god, I am dying here with him flirting. Shit.

“Maybe I should take your mother’s advice and get something sweet with my coffee.”

“Oh, yeah? What are you celebrating?”

“I’ll think of something.”

I’m right here, Shemar.

“They must love you here.”

“What do you mean?”

“You throw out your first cup of coffee and then you get back in line for more. So, either you love paying for bad coffee, or you did all that just to talk to me.”

Oh she’s good.

“You got me.”

“Have a nice day, Derek.”

Wait. How does she know his name?

“So wait, she know your name?”

“I don’t know how I could forget a face like hers.”

Wait, but he’s not talking about Penelope, this is wrong.

“You’ve been with so many girls that you can’t remember all their names?” POODLE!

“Oh, come on, are you surprised?” EMILY!

“This has never happened to me before.”

“Hasn’t happened to me before, either.”

“Well, it can’t happen to you, you have an eidetic memory.”

“Besides, you only got one name to remember.”

AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT?

Suspicious poodle.

WHY AM I JEALOUS OF A PEN AGAIN?

Wait hold up. This asshole kills them, robs them, and eats at their table? Weirdo.

“It’s like goldilocks became a serial killer.”

How come she can read my mind nine years ago? XD I love it.

Zulu proverb: “Plenty sits still. Hunger is a wanderer.” Whoa.

It’s like, David’s asking who came up with the name ‘Highway 99 Killer’ and one of the higher-ups is going, me.

Then JJ and Reid are like, whoops, better let the parents talk this out.

Well, yeah, too many investigators could cause an alarm and make this dude lash out or go into hiding, and as I’m writing this, I realize I’ve been binge watching the shit out of his show XD

“I understand that, but in order to function effectively this task force needs a focused headquarters free from the congestion of auxiliary personnel.” Did he just use Reid’s lexicon? Love it

“It’s what I don’t see. What I don’t hear. There’s no dogs barking.”

“He’s killing with rage.”

Damn.

Wait. Hold up. So she said she saw the husband at 5am and they died around 1am … :O

So the unsub dresses the male victim in his own clothes so he can feel they are finally equal, instead of feeling inferior to him? Damn.

“He’s hopping trains.”

Rossi, you a genius.

Can I just say? I’m shocked that Shemar and David haven’t burst out laughing at this guy’s moustache. I mean FOR REAL?

Oh god, her horrified face at the thought of more victims. My pure angel.

Since when does he speak so confidently? My baby, I love you and your growth!

Yummy. Shemar tushie.

I love that sarcastic hobo. He’s cute.

I’m sorry, but those hobos are so cute! I just want to hug them – after I’ve soaked them in a perfumed bath.

“In the third trimester, there’s an average of thirty fetal movements per hour. Babies kick to explore movement and strengthen muscle.”

“Have you ever actually felt a baby kick?”

“You feel that?”

“Does it freak you out?”

“No, not at all. Why? Does it freak you out?”

“Very much so.”

Oh my innocent poodle, I love you so much.

“Bad news alert.”

Worse thing I could hear coming out of that pretty mouth.

“You considering it?”

“Considering what?”

“Having baby geniuses one day?”

Emily I love you!

And I love Spencer’s purity. He’s like a snowflake.

God, she sounds so weird right now. I can’t describe it.

Like fine, you’re eating a big-ass yellow apple, sweetie, why the freaky tone?

“Migrant farm worker.” Oh boy.

Wait. So now he’s not using trains?

I’m confused.

So it’s not just baby girl that he’s excited to hear, he talks into the hearing part with others, too. Okay.

SOMEONE TEACH SHEMAR HOW TO USE A FLIP PHONE!

My genius baby girl at work.

I love how she says ‘cuadrilla’ in a forced accent. I love you so much, lady!

Wait. We’ve reached a triple whammy? Oh god.

“Sending you his mug.” XD

Crap, it’s so sad to see how the migrants are scared of anything official in the States. Oh boy.

Also, I love hearing Emily talk in Spanish.

Oh boy. The unsub is this old guy’s brother? Oh man.

“Morgan, that’s in your area.”

“I’m gonna send Hotch for backup.”

Oh my poodle worrying about my puppy.

Did that fucker just attack that old security man? Not nice.

No.

Fucking.

Way.

Morgan is actually chasing the fucker on a MOVING TRAIN!

Oh my god, why do they make my heart race like this?

Oh, thank god.

Gerald Gould: “Beyond the east the sunrise, beyond the west the sea, and the east and west, and wander-thirst, that will not let me be.” Oh that is beautiful.

Wait. What?

That chick from the beginning is Agent Jordan Todd, who will be taking over for JJ during maternity leave? Oh boy.

“Briefly.”

Oh boy.

Reid’s impressed look. I love you.

Oh gossip-chasing Emily is the best.

“Your forehead’s sweating.”

“No, it’s not.”

“Oh, he’s avoiding eye-contact.”

“His blink rate just sped up.”

“You know, guys, I don’t think I want that burger too much anymore.”

“Oh, come on. You can run from us.”

“Oh, watch me.”

 Okay, so this episode was awful on the unsub thing. I mean, seriously? Killing people just cuz you feel inferior? But obviously, that’s not the main take form this episode, because apparently, JJ is leaving? For maternity leave? And Jordan, the hot girl from the coffee shop that Derek somehow didn’t remember, is the agent taking her place, and Morgan has the hots for her, and I’m not happy about it, but it’s evened out by the fact that Emily and Spencer are desperate for gossip about Morgan’s love-life and I love it.

But I hope it won’t work out, because as you all know, I’m a MAJOR fan of Derek/Penelope.

Anyway, I gotta get ready for my nightshift at work. So I’ll talk to you all later.

God, I hope no one orders coffee today. I mean seriously, my shift is 19:30-22:00. Who’s that bored?

But from experience, there are those select few.

Bitches.

I’ll see you all next time, lovelies! I love you all! <3

[pineappuu-pineappley]

women question thingy cuz im bored

GENERAL WOMANHOOD: 1. Do you like the color pink? nnnot really? pastel pink is kinda cool i guess 2. Did you play with Barbie dolls as a child? ye 3. How easily do you cry? not very? but more so now than before 4. What food do you eat the most of when you’re sad? i eat whatever tbh i dont sad eat? 5. How often do you experience boob sweat? whenever i sweat zz 6. How moody are you when you are you are on your period? doesnt really matter? idk 7. Have you ever thought you were pregnant because your period was late? binch i dont even get a text back i cant have sex HAHAHA 8. Have you ever been on the pill? no, but like my periods are so fucking bizarre so idk but ??? 9. Would you ever want to have children someday? tbh idk i guess but im still too young to decide lol 10. Have you ever given birth? If not, would you ever want to? no, and idk yet :v 11. How good of a cook do you consider yourself? a little above average because i just throw food in without recipes and stuff but my mother is a wizard 12. What is your favorite thing to cook? egg.. ngl its just crack dat bitch and cook it its easy af HAHA  13. Can you sew? ye i guess but not actual clothes 14. Do you consider yourself a feminist? i think so, but like i’m not “active” and also wtf is wrong with “feminists” that want death to men like seriously you’re also part of the problem yall crazy 15. How do you define “girl power?” power specifically for girls, may it be over their body or themselves?? 16. Have you ever wished you were born a male? a little but only cuz that one time i think i was gay for a friend and it would be much easier to come to terms with it, speaking of which i dont even know my sexuality but i dont really care LOL 17. Breastfeeding or formula? breastfeeding  18. What is your opinion of equal pay? its important!! but then if we’re not looking at gender its unfair if someone who does jackshit gets the same pay as someone working their literal ass off. instead of adjusting based on gender why not adjust it based on work done? if you slack off u get a pay cut if u work hard you get a raise? 19. Are you pro-life or pro-choice? ah shit uh, i think i’m both??? (that makes no sense) like i know i have no right to force someone to do something but at least maybe i’d like to talk to them about it? a life is a life /shrugs/ but ultimately it is not my choice to make if it’s not my situation, all i can do is to maybe let someone understand the morality behind say abortion. HOWEVER!!! i think birth control for period management because of certain conditions is good and this shouldn’t be taken away from people who need it!! I’m just so !!! at women getting refused treatment for a spontaneous abortion or whatever because its an abortion, but the body rejected the foetus all on its own!! she has a right to healthcare!! (i saw this on a documentary on abortion in the ph iirc and like refusing someone treatment because its not moral to “fully abort” a foetus, even though it’s already aborted by the BODY ITSELF and not by other MEANS is literally not caring for the person who needs the HELP?!?!!?? its more immoral to refuse healthcare to her than to give her healthcare to abort the foetus because the body aborted it by itself it is spontaneous sometimes it happens okay?????) 20. Have you ever experienced any sexism? If so, please explain. i dont think so tbh 21. What is one thing about women you think most men don’t know? not everyone wants your dick in their vagina shut the fuck up HAHA 22. Complete this phrase: I’m so glad I’m a woman because______. i’m not burdened by society rules about hugging my friends and make up? i have no idea tbh i’m just eh about everything am i even a woman HAHAHA

LIFE EXPERIENCES: 23. Have you ever been a Girl Scout? no 24. Have you ever been a ballerina? noo 25. Have you ever been a cheerleader? no 26. Were you ever voted as a homecoming or prom queen? can we eat prom? 27. Have you ever hosted a sleepover? yeah i guess but its just because my friends dont wanna walk one block home its great HAHA 28. Do you belong to a sorority? we dont have those things in here 29. Have you ever kept a diary or a journal? i used to keep a diary when i was a kid now i just want a bujo but where s my shit 30. American ladies: did you vote for Hillary Clinton? not american PHYSICAL APPEARANCE: 31. What is the longest your hair has ever been? a v-cut where the longest was at my asscrack 32. Have you ever cut your hair super short? shaved it for hair for hope uvu 33. What hairstyle do you wear the most? either down with a side parting or up/half-up in a hairstick, at home just an ugly ass bun. like my hair is nice but the style is meh 34. Have you ever dyed your hair? no, im afraid of spoiling it 35. What is the heaviest you have ever weighed? now im always heavy lmao  36. How muscular are you? i have some muscle in my calves and the top of my arms but im 90% fat so 37. Are your ears pierced? one on each lobe 38. Do you have any piercings anywhere besides your ears? nah 39. Do you have any tattoos? If so, of what and where? noo 40. How often do you wear lipstick or lipgloss? almost never, if i wear makeup i still forget about it LOL 41. How often do you paint your nails? rarely 42. Have you ever worn any fake eyelashes or fake nails? yes at both but fake nails dont survive  43. How often do you shave/wax your legs? i never did  44. How white are your teeth? eh not very but its not stained v badly i guess 45. What do you think is your best physical feature? my softness? 46. What do you think is your worst physical feature? fats HAHA 47. Do you have a “look” (i.e. a mad/annoyed/upset stare)? blur face 48. How good are you at communicating through facial expressions? i dont i just make potato faces FASHION STYLE: 49. What is your favorite fashion brand? prolly iora or lalu or something i think they have korean-ish/school-girl ish aesthetic  50. Do you wear skirts and dresses at all? If so, how often? ye, not v often because school is anal about it :) 51. What is your dress size? dunno but i think im like a L-XL depending on cut? 52. Do you wear any high heels or stilettos at all? If so, how often? no, dont own any 53. Have you ever worn high heels casually? no? not really nah 54. How often do you wear a bra? only in public or when non-family members are in the house 55. Does it matter if your bra and panties match or not? i alternate between only 2 bras i dont care 56. Which are you more likely to go without: a bra or panties? i forgot to wear a bra like 3 times in my life two of which i already had noticecable boobs 57. How much of your underwear is white? i have a few now? 58. Have you ever worn a skirt or a dress without any panties underneath? yo wtf dont get ur vag juices everywhere omg also everything is dirty dont do that 59. What is the shortest length of skirts and dresses you are comfortable wearing? if i fold the butt part to wrap my butt and it manages to cover my entire butt i guess but only if i have safety shorts 60. How expensive was your prom dress? shit idr 61. What clothing item do you own the most of (if shirts, be specific to what kind)? t-shirts (but not anymore-) 62. How much jewelry do you typically wear? a pair of earrings, used to have a necklace but i havent got a new chain yet 63. How much makeup do you typically wear? either full face or none, twice before concealer + eyeliner thats it 64. Do you like eyeshadow? THAT SHITE BOMB 65. Do you carry a purse? i prefer a bigger bag because i bring way too much shit 66. What is your preferred way to carry a purse: In your hand, on your elbow, or on your elbow? slung on my shoulder 67. How big is your closet? not very 68. Have you ever looked through your closet an thought “I have nothing to wear”? YES WTF BC I LOOK LIKE A HOBO (also i literally keep running out of shirts nowadays) 69. Have you ever worn the same outfit more than once? ya what do u think i am a diva? HAHA 70. One-piece swimsuits or bikinis? t-shirt and shorts 71. Have you ever worn a mismatched bikini? i never put my body into a bikini 72. Do you like tube and halter tops fat arms man :v 73. Do you like crop tops? they look aesthetic af but just not on me HAHAHAH 74. Are you comfortable showing off a little cleavage? ye i guess WEDDING CRAZE: 75. Have you ever been a bridesmaid? no but i’ve been flower girl multiple times 76. Would you ever want to get married? i guess 77. For how long have you thought about your wedding? i dont even have a crush rn so i never even thought of it 78. How much of your wedding do you already have planned out? -100% 79. Indoor or outdoor wedding? church wedding preferable in an airconditioned one imean- HAHAHA 80. Would you want to have a lot of bridesmaids or just a couple? i dont have a lot of friends DATING & RELATIONSHIPS: 81. What is your current relationship status? single as a pringle never gonna mingle 82. Do you consider yourself a hopeless romantic? no 83. Are you a virgin? If not, which gender did you lose your virginity to? yes 84. What personality trait are you most attracted to? shit uh, (judging on my 2d biases) cheerful puppy type? 85. Have you ever been on a blind date? no 86. Has anyone ever tried to set you up on a date? noo 87. Do you kiss on a first date? no  88. How often do guys hit on you? never HAHA 89. Have you ever kissed another woman? If so, did you like it? shIt ya and ya, go away 90. Have you ever dated another woman? i almost did? 91. Is sex before marriage wrong? IT’S AGAINST THE MORAL ORDER!!! according to my religion but also even if it’s not religion its good to only give yourself to another after marriage uvu. but idk 92. After how long would you start to consider a relationship to be serious? i dont know maybe a year? LOL idek if someone can stand being with my after 2 weeks 93. Would you rather your lover give you chocolate or flowers? steak.. or like meat or like good food ENTERTAINMENT: 94. What celebrity do you most admire? i dont- know-? 95. Do you like romantic comedies? Any favorites? eh dont think so 96. Do you have a favorite romantic movie? no 97. Who is your favorite Disney princess? mulan? MERIDA? idk 98. What is your favorite Disney song? shit idk 99. Do you watch The Bachelor or The Bachelorette? whats that 100. Have you ever watched Sex & The City? no 101. Have you ever watched any shows such as Project Runway or America’s Next Top Model? yeah but like random episodes on the tv with my mom, i rather watch masterchef junior but not with the newer seasons cuz my bro said the way they made it is like poo 102. Do you read romantic novels? If so, do you have any recommendations? im like -100% romantic please stop 103. Beyonce or Taylor Swift? beyonce maybe 104. Oprah Winfrey or Ellen DeGeneres? ellen? idk  A PILE OF RANDOMNESS: 105. Are you named after anyone? Dionne Warwick (not celine dion stop this shit i will fight you) 106. How many male friends do you have? nnnot many? i’m close to steffy tho yes bless uvu  107. Have you ever called your female friends your girlfriends? i can barely type “i love you” i cannot with cheesy shit so hazukashit 108. Have you ever called a non-lover a term such as honey, dear, babe, or darling? ye i call friendos bebe or something but only through text because im shy LOL 109. Have you ever dotted your I’s with a heart or a smiley face? hearts, i stopped bc a teacher was like “lol” in front of the entire class thanks 110. How many items do you own that are of a floral print design? idk but floral prints are nice 111. Name five things you always have in your purse. (not including phone and wallet) lipbalm (that i never use), axe oil (running out), vicks, tigerbalm (why do i have 2), blotting paper (also dont really use) 112. Have you ever lost anything inside your purse? my sanity jk idk 113. Have you ever carried a spare pair of underwear with you in your purse? only pads 114. What is the most amount of money you’ve ever spent in one single shopping trip? idk $60 maybe idk weep i spend it all online 115. Do you consider shopping a sport? no wtf but walking around a lot is a pain so i guess it could be 116. Have you ever used your cleavage or a bra as a purse? i use a bad stop with the purse i carry too much shit 117. Coffee or tea? tea 118. Can you do the splits? i will only split my pants and muscles open so no 119. Do you do any yoga? no 120. Have you ever been told that to have cute handwriting? yea but i think it’s messy and ugly and changes too often 121. How well can you write in cursive? look at 120 122. Have you ever successfully been on a diet? no fuck that 123. Do you or have you ever belonged to a book club? no 124. Have you ever talked yourself out of a driving ticket by using your looks? no lmao i dont even drive 125. Have you ever drank a non-alcoholic beverage out of a wine glass? i guess? 126. Showers or baths? showers 127. Have you ever tried using a toilet while standing up? ya its horrible because u dont have a dick to aim 128. Have you ever been considered the mother of your group of friends? ye actually- 129. Do you own any sex toys? no HAHA RATINGS: 130. From 1-10, how feminine do you consider yourself? 6? 131. From 1-10, how much are you like your mother? 7-8 132. From 1-10, how much do you look like your mother? 5 because i smile like her but a lot of people say i look like my dad 133. From 1-10, how much are you like your father? 3 he’s chill im not 134. From 1-10, how polite are you? depends but maybe 7 135. From 1-10, how cute do you consider your laugh? -11 136. From 1-10, how strict are you about manners? 5? 137. From 1-10, how much of a neat freak are you? 6 but my handwriting is shit 138. From 1-10, how much of a hopeless romantic are you? -11 139. From 1- 10, how healthy do you eat? 6? its Meat > veggies > fish (but cuz i dont like how fish is cooked here? i love meat but i need veg to live too but i dont like salads give me roasted veg or stir fry veg or veg soops uvu) 140. From 1-10, how much do you like decorating for holidays?  4?