#I think it would make sense that these guys would actually be humans

[humpster35]

I think we all know that in their own way, each one of the triplets are attractive. But I began thinking a little more deeply about it, what made them so attractive to me and the general public?

With Nick, i’ve always been so pulled in by his charismatic personality and charm. He’s so witty and naturally a guy you would instantly feel safe with. His arms are so buffed, in contrast to the delicate and more slim wrist he has. Whenever Nick is going on about how hot a guy is, you can just tell that he wouldn’t dare say these things to the guys face. He has that sort of, power bottom dynamic. Now hold on, I also do believe he can switch it up and take control. His hands would reach over and cover the mouth of a guy he likes—this would be a dominant thing. Nick is always quick to get on someone(physically and literally) so when his guy is even thinking about doing something without Nicks approval or permission??? It’s a wrap.

Nicks persona on the internet is clearly not who he is as a person irl. This makes his charm more alluring, the way he can pull you in like a venus fly trap—sort of trapping you in his essence. His more quiet and reserved demeanor wouldn’t throw you off, it’ll only entice you to bring the true vulnerablity he has—out of him. Comparing with Matt and Chris, he’s what people believe Matt acts like in person. I do think he could be a lot more yk rowdy such as Chris—with hyping you up and telling you what’s what. But for the most part, Nick is the quiet tiger, just waiting to pounce.(sorry if that’s cringe.)

Matthew I feel is sort of like a time bomb. You don’t know what’s gonna really set him off because he would make you comfortable with the silent nature of his demeanor. But he’s also more likely to discipline you—his hands are his most valuable and used body part. Sure he could fuck you senseless everytime you act up, but where’s the fun in that?? Matt is definitely so adventurous, we’ve seen this many times in vlogs that he’s the one leading the group into a battle or even just voicing how he would be interested in trying new things. From the way Matt shoots a glare or certain look at his brothers, this is what makes him more mysterious. He has that effect on people—when you think you know the real him, then he’s suddenly changing or more so—surprising you with new found interests.

His whole “emo” or “dark” persona on videos makes me to believe that he is indeed the most vibrant triplet. I do agree that when it comes to creativity and clothes—his brothers are more suited in that. But Matt’s general aura and his voice, oh god his voice—it’s soothing. He could lull you to sleep in no time, but you don’t wanna go to sleep because you wanna know more. This is why he’s so intoxicating in a sense. He’s like a drug(i’m trying not to be cringe but i really feel this way), you only get to have him one time and if you mess that up—then you’re left wanting more. His body is always warm and cozy for you, he makes sure to smell fantastic so that when you leave—the only thing that other guys could smell, is him. He’s definitely the most possessive I think out of all of them.

Chris. Chris is so amazing. He’s such a butterfly, his energy and outlook on life is how most people think they actually look at life. I feel like this is also why he gets a lot of hate, in the human race—when someone is too nice they tend to think it’s a trap or don’t trust it. They would rather hate someone than like them, so I do think that’s why his energy and behavior can put some people off—including his brothers. I’m not saying his brothers hate him, but i’ve noticed when Nick or Matt are putting themselves down and Chris is trying to life them up, they sort of—take a step back and feel a bit overwhelmed. In their eyes Chris is sunshine and when the sun beams down on you too much—you burn. He would always always be the first person you can go to about anything.

His dominant side is a bit more rocky. I do think that Chris can definitely yk fuck you good—but at the cost of only wanting to make sure you’re good. He would feel guilty if you ever felt uncomfortable or hurt. I think the way he looks at people is how he ends up in so many relationships(i’m not saying irl im just saying in general). Chris looks at people with so many different emotions, you can tell what he was thinking and how his mind worked—all by a single eye contact. He knows how to get under your skin too, Chris can be annoying(in a good way) he would be the type to trick you into saying nice things about yourself while tickling you. He’s honestly sugar, spice and everything nice, yes a powerpuff girl. Chris is the definition of a sweetheart.

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[n0rmal-cat]

Siren singer x taxi driver reader- part 2

[for harpy person, are we talking like a night bird? Like an owl or crow? Or just any]

Reader sat in their boss's office, "I’m sorry, Reader, but it looks like we have to let you go.”

“You're firing me?! For what? I couldn’t have possibly done anything that bad!” they ask confused.

“I’m sorry, but we don’t have to explain why we fire people,” the boss replied, avoiding eye contact.

“Yes, you do! This is so unprofessional!” Reader slammed their hands down on the table.

The boss stood up hastily. “Now listen here, Reader, we don’t want to call security.”

Grumbling under their breath, Reader left the room. They had suspected this would happen all along, all because of that insufferable man. But why had they been offered $1,000 in compensation? Asshole.

Reader didn’t believe their job application had been that bad. Surely they could find a position at a fast-food restaurant or something similar, but that hadn’t happened. No one seemed willing to hire them.

They slumped down on their couch. "I guess I could talk to my parents?" They really didn't want to, though...

The ring of their doorbell startled them and made them jump, "Jeez!"

"Don't be the landlord, don't be the landlord,"  they whispered, crossing their fingers as they made their way to the door.

As they opened it, they collided with the chest of a man. “At least take me on a date first, dear,” he joked, a cocky grin spread across his face.

They recognized that voice anywhere, "you!" They stumbled back, "you got me fired!"

His shirt was unbuttoned halfway down, and he had sunglasses on

“Oh, gasp! You got fired? How terrible,” he pouted playfully.

"Yes, I got-...did you just say gasp?"

"Enough about me, let's talk about you," he stepped into the apartment . “So, it’s come to my attention that you don’t have a job, yes?”

Reader blocks him “You can’t just waltz into my home like this. And yes, I do have a job!”

“Ooooh, delightful! I was thinking about what you said, and you’re absolutely right I should get a personal driver, you” 

“Excuse me? Wait, are you actually some rich guy?” Reader eyed him warily.

“Yes, and apparently an asshole as well,”

Reader paused for a moment, momentarily caught off guard before snapping back to reality. “No, you?!”

“Yes, you see, you intrigue me. I’ve never met ‘anyone’ who doesn’t like my voice,” he said, the last part sounding almost like a growl, made even more apparent when he bared his teeth slightly.

"i highly doubt that, and no i refuse, you're the one that got me fired and for a petty ass reason nonetheless"

“Oh, okay, I see how it is. But…” He lifted Reader’s chin, forcing them to meet his intense gaze. As he spoke, a mesmerizing mixture of blue and green mist escaped his lips, his sunglasses sliding down the bridge of his nose to reveal his striking blue-green eyes.

“Did you vape before coming in here?” Reader blurted out.

"W-What?" He looked genuinely shocked. Suddenly, he squeezed Reader’s face in his hands, frustration flaring in his eyes. “What is wrong with you, human?” he glared at them, fully showing his teeth now.

“What the hell are you doing?” Reader struggled against his hold.

“Unless you, gasp!” He opened Reader's eyelids with his fingers to peer inside them.

“Let go of me, you idiot!” Reader shouted, mortified.

“I swear to God, if you try to take my turf… oh, okay, good not a siren,” he said with a smile, finally releasing them.

Reader pushed him away, breathing heavily. “I’m going to call the cops on you!”

“Fat chance they’ll do anything, sugar. Now, let’s get straight to the point, you're my new driver. There’s no room for argument unless you’d prefer to stay unemployed.”

Rubbing their temples in frustration, Reader groaned, “What are you talking about? I can find a new job!”

"No you can't i made sure of that. i did say I was a siren that's why I need to have you, why don't you fall under my spell dear tell me."

"Siren?" That did sort of make sense, his fanbase was a mindless mob, wasn't it? "Really?" they asked, confused.

"Yes, really, I mean what human could have a name like mine?" he said smugly.

"yeah 'silver midnight' is a shit name"

"No, it's not!" he composed himself.

"So tell me, would you rather leave all this junk behind and come with me, or do you want to take some of this crap with you?” He gestured around the apartment casually.

"Are you gonna be paying me the same as the check?"

"That depends, are you going to be a little smart ass the whole drive" he crossed his arms like they were the problem.

"Maybe pay me more."

He puffed his cheeks "get in the damn car and well see how many zeros i add on"

[tokkimins]

Oh man. I cannot get over how much this chapter has fuelled my interest in the manga again.

We’ve gotten dual reaction panels before but this just takes the cake. For the first time ever (I think), Sebastian is finally the one on the receiving end. HE’S the one in the splash zone, and Ciel is the one on the sidelines going “Damnnnn that shit sucksss.”

The only other time I can think of where Sebastian has been specifically targeted was during Noah’s ark with William. But even that just amounted to putting a slight limit on Sebastian’s autonomy. There was no question as to why Will hates Sebastian or vice-versa. (It’s not even like Sebastian had a track record of eating souls in William’s area specifically lol).

THIS, on the other hand, is possibly the most human problem Sebastian has ever had to deal with.

Someone is angry at him for something he did*. I can’t believe I’m saying this but… bro is finally facing the consequences of his actions... and we’re ACTUALLY gonna see him face them, RIGHT? (hopefully, probably. I’m begging you Yana please do something with this).

*If I were to vaguely speculate about what it is he did: “dragged me into the depths of hell” makes me think that Sebastian somehow got this person turned into a demon or something. Or at least, something non-human. I’m not very good “theorizing” so I’m just gonna leave it at that and let myself be wrong LOL.

Either way though, I’m so glad other ppl are picking up on how emotive Sebastian was in this chapter. I think this is the biggest range of reactive emotions we’ve seen from him in a single chapter. It also feels like this is the first time we’ve seen Sebastian lose composure in a way that doesn’t suit him.

He looks weary which is such a rare emotion to see worn on him. I’d even go so far as to say he looks slightly frightened in this particular panel. We don’t even change art styles here. This is genuine confusion on his face. And what a treat that is to see.

Judging by his reaction, I think we can safely say this is probably one of the strangest encounters Sebastian has ever had. Which to be fair, considering he’s probably killed or eaten almost all of his problems, it makes sense that this would come as a surprise.

With how confused he is, I’m honestly even considering memory loss as a sort of explanation.

What really hooked me though is the fact that Sebastian isn’t eager to kill this guy instantly.

When I read this part I initially thought this was completely OOC for him. I mean… “settle things peacefully”?? Who are you right now? Bro was literally just asking if he could kill everyone in the hotel like ???

It’s so unnatural for us to see Sebastian get concerned and actually reflect upon himself. The only time he ever mentions his own memories of his own volition is when he’s boasting to Ciel about having attended some major event in the 900 BC or some shit.

Overall, it’s just nice to see Sebastian be put under some pressure for once. He hasn’t had a personal conflict beyond “someone’s taking my dinner away” for a while so this is very refreshing to see.

After all, we’ve seen Sebastian look a bit weary or surprised before (ex. the twin reveal) but even in those moments, his reactions have never lasted beyond a panel or two. He’s always been able to jump back to his normal suave-butler attitude on a dime, so I really like that we end the chapter on him staying weary.

I truly hope this leads to something substantial… and that revealing some part of this “past memory” will actually affect the present (maybe even affect his relationship with Ciel or how Ciel views him).

[cultkinkcoven]

Weird strange. random and confusing shit I’ve noticed Lucifer does (NSFW)

1. Tends to be left handed, I only noticed this last night. He usually writes with his left hand.

2. Watches me swallow stuff- this is probably related to the mouth fixation thing. He likes to watch me swallow- drinks, food and whatnot but also just in general, spit. When he offers me a drink he watches me until he sees me swallow it, or he’ll explicitly order me to swallow it even though yeah that’s obviously what I’m going to do.

3. I’ve mentioned this before but he has a size fixation. He comments on my smallness often, (which is interesting because I’m not particularly short or anything, I’m 5”7) the size of my hands, my feet, my head, my nose. He finds the smallness of the human body to be endearing.

4. He’s a big sniffer, he’s extremely into bodily odours but also just scent in general it seems like. He smells the food offerings I give him more than he eats them.

5. He’s actually really mean- not to me, ever, but towards strangers. I’ve noticed that he sometimes makes comments about other people when I’m out and about that are SO mean. It’s usually not entirely unprompted, but sometimes I’ll be in the mall or something and a guy will bump into me, and I’m like oops sorry. And I hear Lucifer be like “this fucking idiot doesn’t seem to know how to walk straight.” We see a guy and his crying child making a scene in the store and he’s like “what a pathetic excuse for a father” LIKE DAMN OKAY

6. He’s extremely territorial about my body being touched by strangers. Lucifer has never been protective over me in regards to like my boyfriend, he loves when my boyfriend touches me. But if we’re in public and someone brushes up against me, his energy manifests pretty immediately. He doesn’t always say anything, it’s more so just him becoming extremely aware and watching to figure out who touched me and why. This ties into the last one, because if it’s a stranger he may have something unkind to say about it. “I don’t like his filthy hands on you,” lol okay love it was literally just a touch in passing it’s okay.

7. Makes comments about my hormones??? This is a really fucking weird one. So yesterday he was doing that thing where he sniffs all up on me, and he made a face and said something like “oh, you’re ovulating, have you been feeling hornier these last couple days?” and I was like pardon my fuck??? For context I am a trans man on testosterone, I haven’t gotten a period in literally like a decade, I didn’t think I even could ovulate anymore. But he was like “yeah, lseems like you’re ovulating right now,” and he said it in a way that was so obviously charged. Wtf bro. I’m only now realizing as I’m typing this that his scent thing is probably a hormone thing. He’s probably smelling my hormones. Alrighty then.

8. His sense of humour seems really random at times. This is perplexing because sometimes he’ll laugh over something that doesn’t really seem funny at all, like what’s the punchline?? He says often that he thinks that I am very funny. His laugh is very cute.

9. He actually does care quite a lot about his spaces. Like astral spaces, places I go to during trances. For example, his throne room office. I always assumed these things were more metaphorical, just the way my mind rationalizes his energy and the place. I didn’t think he would care if I spilled wine on the carpet for example, because in my mind this place wasn’t actually real. It’s just a projection. But a couple times we have been smoking together on the couch and I’ve accidentally ashed on it, and he’ll like furrow his brow and try to brush the ash away without smearing it on the couch. He’ll ask me to use a coaster when having a drink with him as not to stain the table. The one time I actually did spill wine on the floor he wasn’t mad, he tried not to make a deal about it, but I could tell it did bother him, and he spent a minute trying to soak it up.

10. He’s a tickle monster. And FUCK him for that. It usually serves a practical function, if I’ve been very deep in a trace or altered state of mind, his tickling immediately brings me back to lucidity. It’s a shock to the nervous system. Doesn’t make it any less evil though.

11. He’ll re-explain things seemingly at random. Like we’ll just be hanging out and then he’ll be like “that time I told you that thing, I didn’t explain that correctly, I actually meant this.” and i’m like oh ok. And..? and he’s like “that’s all. I just thought I should correct myself.” It’s usually something like “I told you once that Jupiter doesn’t have rings, that’s technically incorrect.” and I’m like ok. I wasn’t even thinking about Jupiter or that conversation but alright good to know.

[acourtofthought]

I wouldn't use the term fuckboy however I would use the term reckless. There has never been a mention of Lucien wanting a one night stand with anyone that would have resulted in serious consequences for the safety of the courts.

Also, Elain is not a true part of the IC the way Az is. She is not tasked with the safety of an entire court the way the others, including Az, are.

If Az wants to "fuck" somebody than it should not be a once and done (which he confirms he only wanted one taste and had no plans on a future with her beyond that) with his High Ladys sister knowing that part of what drives him is jealousy and especially jealousy / bitterness towards Lucien. This is another guy's mate who is an ally to the Night Court, someone who is now privy to the NCs inner workings and burning that to the ground by screwing over both Lucien and Elain without having a real conversation with either of them (remember, he rejected her without explanation or true apology) could result in harm to the NC, the people Az is tasked with keeping safe alongside Rhys and Feyre and Cassian, etc. Elain consented to a kiss, she did not consent to being rejected. If Az was so willing to drop moving things forward just because Rhys said so than maybe he shouldn't have opened that door in the first place.

We don't know what Elain wanted that evening so to say "it was just a hookup for them and that's fine" is conjecture. But even if was, she is naive to hookups as the only person she slept with was her fiance and she's also not tasked with keeping the peace across the lands. She's not currently responsible for court politics and to understand why mating bonds are such a hot topic for the fae as she wasn't raised to be fae and is still struggling with having lost her humanity. It's ok to expect that Az should have had better sense over what the fallout from hooking up with Elain could be since it's pretty clear Rhys understood it right away and was extremely bothered by his actions.

I do think Az's behaviors in general are written as problematic more often than Lucien's. The way he fought at the HLs meeting and left Mor shaking, the way she feels she has to tiptoe around him so he doesn't sulk, the way he undermines Feyre's orders in SF. It's subjective whether Lucien is "better than him" but I think it's fair to say Az is written to be more of a hothead who gets himself into trouble more often.

Lucien's big flaw was not doing more for a female he'd known less than a year because he was also being abused.

Az is not actually being threatened with physical harm and we know Rhys saying "I'll make you regret it" in the bonus would not actually result in Rhys physically abusing him the way Tamlin did Lucien. His actions are sometimes impulsive and driven, not by trying to do the right thing in a situation that puts him between a rock and a hard place (which is what Lucien was in with Feyre / Tamlin and trying to help the Spring Court), but the thing that feeds into the White Knight complex he has along with his desire to have what others have regardless of who gets hurt along the way and the bonus shows he didn't care whether he hurt Lucien and he didn't care whether just getting a taste of Elain with no thoughts of anything more could lead to a war.

You can still love Az as much as Lucien but I don't consider his overall actions throughout the series as being healthier and more rational. While all the characters have a bit of fire in certain situations, I do think Az behaves the most recklessly and with that comes problems.

And a rake is a known male who engages in liaisons because he is "allergic" to commitment.

Az desperately wants his own mating bond with someone while still being in love with Mor and keeping his lovers secret. His actions do not qualify him as a rake.

i find it weird how lucien gets praised for being a rake from a certain group of people but when it comes to az, those same people call him a careless whore fuckboy

[scriblesandbits]

So god created us in his image, right? And that’s cool and all but what if it turns out god, like, hates his own image??? What then????

[moeblob]

Nines: ... you make a solid case, Sixty.

[psychopomp-namine]

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[medcat33]

Thoughts on Mr. Barem Bridge? Similar energy to your man Katana, no?

I really hope he doesn’t know about the death devil because it would be so funny if he was also getting played by her.

He’s like Katana Man but higher IQ and slightly less emotionally charged. I think they could be friends for a solid 2 minutes before it goes south. Barem is way more sinister and detached from his humanity than Katana Man, even if he pretends otherwise.

[bloodydunes]

STROPTOG OMG I HAVE SUCH A SIMILAR IDEA I POSTED ABOUT IT ON MY TWITTER A FEW MONTHS AGO I'm literally jumping up and down IM SO GLAD YOU ALSO THINK SHAY WOULD BE METKAYINA TOO I THOUGHT I WAS DELUSIONAL BUT OMG I DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT HIM HAVING A TULKUN NAMED MORRIGAN THATS SO GENUIS WHAT

I was discussing this with a friend and I ended up like talking about arno and shay and I couldn't figure out if I liked the idea of shay being a native na'vi or an avatar but honestly it could go both ways (at first the native na'vi shay idea being that he left or was kinda cast out of the tribe leading him to side with the enemy (humans/avatars) which is how he meets haytham almost in a quaritch/spider kinda way (with shay more willing to help than spider) and he's deemed a traitor to the na'vi,, BUT I also liked the avatar idea too sigh,,) but anygay avatar shay ends up killing arnos dad making arno hate the humans even MORE but then ended up falling for Elise (basic classic unity style) but also there's na'vi shay killing Charles (who's a human) and arno growing up to hate the na'vi and only got into the program to avenge his father only to end up falling in love with a na'vi (elise) WOWZA !!

BUTBUT ALSO I ACTUALLY COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT BIRCH WHEN I WAS THINKING OF THE AU I thought of braddock as Quaritch,, BUT lowkey I like Birch being Quaritch and a way for haytham to gain ziios trust was to still kill Braddock but he also didn't really care bc he never really liked the guy and if Birch asked about it he'd just go "oh uhh idk Braddock was KIA I guess🥀" BUT that could also lead to Birch being like "Well now we have to get back at them" and haytham forgets to mention the fact the humans are going to attack ziios village and after its all done (kinda like the movie,, but not like the movie bc he wont get to reconcile with her like Jake did) she sends him away

sorry I had to yap about some of the ideas I had BC IM SO EXCITED SOMEONE ELSE HAS A SIMILAR IDEA TO ME I didn't have anyone else to talk to about this,, idk if any of this make sense it's midnight and I just got off from a stressful rehearsal but YEAH GRERARAAA

[stratostella]

i think part of why the novel adds so much to me is how it can better bring up this sense of like, humanity as the 'best' choice to those who decided it, but not necessarily the perfect choice. the show kinda skirts around it because of course it's at least worth fighting for, humans are why the term 'humane' exists, there's no question of where good lies. it's either with humans or those who align themselves with humans, vs those who don't.

but there's a hint there in the unknown way humanity won battle fight in the first place, in jin's father, the way tennoji is. tennoji, human undead's undisclosed motives in EVERYTHING they've ever done or said in the series… and in a way i'm not giving enough credit to all the conflict and tragedies that are clearly shown to happen due to human flaws, but like. i had thought it'd be a little more gone into on a larger scale. it's obvious these flaws are okay because they lead to all the positive traits that are realized throughout the show. but in the novel there's none of that implicit understanding that humans are wonderful regardless because the world is scared and fake and kenzaki sees the lengths humanity will go to hurt itself firsthand.

so he crashes out, and that's so important to me!! it isn't promised that humanity will carve out a beautiful future forever, we can barely do that now? but there's that mortal sense of proving your humanity in a short time where you CAN change some things for those in the immediate vicinity. we're good at seeing the hope in that and kenzaki had that mortal mindset shattered when he had to keep living and living and living, and from this new perspective he became insecure in everything he thought before and sure this could be a matter of me giving too much credit to what could be crazy writing but i think it's so so vital to the whole crux of kenhaji understanding one another. in the end kenzaki's brought back, the world's in focus again, and he's able to face his immortality with newfound belief that it's worth it to keep protecting that humanity. even as who is he now or who he'll be in the far future that no one else can expect to be around for. while hajime had also lived on being around people and taking care of them…. all because kenzaki showed him once, how to live when he at first thought humanity was far beyond anything he could comprehend. the show was about hajime learning how to be human. the novel is kenzaki learning how to be an undead.

i don't know… there's the argument all the bad things were just decided on the overseer's part and it's all a matter of cruel fate, but i'm p sure the whole point in that one weird abstract convo was that in the end it's cause of humans. there isn't always an anti-human to fight against. and if you can fight against fate to save humanity you can fight against it to make things worse, so again. you can't just have agency but the faith u can make things better. that humanity doesn't have to be perfect to make things better.. my two pennies….

side note but i'm also a fan of a not 100%perfect human undead. not that they aren't rather benevolent but. they hadn't been sealed, so were they roaming the earth for 10,000 years …. ? with a human heart wouldn't you be tired? to give the chance for someone in hajime's situation to feel the same ……. ……. hmhmhm

[p1harmonie]

I JUST REWATCHED PIWON MOVIE AND I HAVE THINGS TO SAY

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Human pet guy showed up on my dash again (via puppy play sick skateboard tricks post) and I decided to look at what he was up to these days, and

what do you mean he was born in 1995?

[a-gaime]

Every time I see bull red son an angel (me) loses it's wings (gets mildly annoyed)

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

what kind of cratures do you think the trigun gang would be?

CREATURES IN GENERAL OR SEA CREATURES. BECAUSE MY FRIEND MONTY N I WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT TRIGUN FURSONAS THE OTHER DAY. but i am the sea creature guy at heart so im gonns give u those i hope that is ok 😌 there are many benefits to being a marine biologist.

Vash: he is... so very shark coded to me. everyone looks at him and sees a dangerous killing machine. frequently covered in scars. do u see the connection here. he is specifically a thresher shark to me because of the whole sharpshooter thing and also the sad sad puppydog eyes 💙

Wolfwood: i am torn between two different types of eels for him. giant morays are more aesthetically pleasing but personally i have to go with a wolf eel both for the name and because ive worked with these guys before and theyre sooooo cool so im biased

Meryl: not technically a sea creature because she is just so bird coded to me. White-Tailed Tropicbird

Milly: is it cheating to have two cephalopods on this list. because i think i really want to say giant pacific octopus for milly. either that or a whale shark 💙 yes those are two completely different animals no i will not be taking criticism at this time

bonus Knives because i love him and i feel the most strongly about this one:

BOBTAIL SQUID.

... and also a bristle worm . for what i hope are obvious reasons

[stereax]

woohoo spiraling out of control right now (what else is new really I've been fucked up and spiraling for weeks now) and trying to figure out reasons not to delete my tumblr and discord and myself along the way

but you know. talking about myself on my blog automatically means I'm attention seeking and fishing for pity right? should just shut up and stick to the news eh, it's all I'm good for :D

anyway if you need me I'll be in the corner reliving the past, coming to terms with reality, and trying to convince myself I'm not the problem despite every indication to the contrary ✌︎︎