#I think handplates gaster is brainwashing me into liking Dale because they both have white coats and handplates gaster is my favorite ever

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Dale: “Removing the Competition should ALWAYS be a goal”

Yeah, You sure do prove your point by getting obsessed with a 10 year old because she didn’t buy anything from your stupid ahh festival for months and doing the bare minimum for your sons birthday and not even showing up for It, Apparently getting rid of a “anomaly” is more important then taking care of your son. And you immediately jump to joy when you find the opportunity to help take something over to get more sense of power and control.

I honestly think Dale has the best potential to be the main villain of s2, since he often gets his hands dirty, he doesn’t care about anything but business and he will do anything to get rid of people who stand in his way. Dale is also seemingly ok with completely over taking the festival to find Hazel, in fact he seems to be having fun. However, he still has this spark and jazz to him that makes him come full circle.

I can definitely see Dale becoming one of the best written characters in this show IF done right, because they could easily make him a 2 dimensional villain with little to no morals, but hey, if that happens, Just call me and I’ll rewrite the show to make Dale a silly little complex character.

ANYWAYS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER AND IT SHOULDNT BE-

WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT? WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE A GREMLIN ABOUT TO EAT MY FEET? GE LOST ALL BRAINCELLS IN THAT MOMENT. HE LOOKS LIKE HES ABOUT TO TRAUMATIZE HIS SON. HE LOOKS LIKE HES ABOUT TO COMMIT MORE CRIMES, SOMEBODY STOP HIM.

(If you couldn’t tell, I’m passionate about this man.)