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Itâs the 19th and heâs still 17, everyone say happy birthday to Tim Drake!!!
heâs my silly lil guy so i did some silly lil panel redraw pages in celebration(thanks to the YJ98 server for helping me pick out the panels)
Happy birthday Tim you absolute loser, have a cake and a good birthday for once
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The Holiday.|Tom Holland
chapter one: The Prince and the Pauper. (Pauper.)
âł read Sophiaâs version here and a little bit of Tom. (Tim fic)
So, the christmas series is finally here! This is a 2 fics in one, meaning Iâll write Tomâs fic and @jambrosemc will write a Tim Chalamet fic, if youâre not familiar with the concept, itâs based on the movie The Holiday, where two women after being heartbroken switch their homes and lives for a bit. Both fics are reader insert, however Emmaâs character will be named Sophia in this fic and my character will be named Iris in her fic. Remember the fics are connected and that Tomâs introduction is held in @jambrosemcâ âs fic. And so Timâs introduction is here. Hope itâs not complicated and we hope you love it.Â
STORY SUMMARY:Â Two women troubled with guy-problems, one whoâs in love with love and one who doesnât believe in it are both suffering from a broken heart, with little reasoning and nothing left to lose, they swap homes in each other's countries for the holidays, where theyâll meet a local guy who will probably change their destiny.Â
chapter summary: The heartbreak of an unrequited lover. pairing: tom holland x y/n | warnings: Chad, mentions of sex, alcohol, mentions of cheating. word count: 7.2k
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There is something unequivocally  known about love, everything thatâs been said about it, is almost true. Weâve been bombarded with love songs, romantic comedies, romance novels, poetry, itâs everywhere. There can never be enough love songs, because no matter how incredible it never seems to be the same, youâll never see two pieces that are identical, some of them are similar, of course, but they all speak from a very deep side of Love.  Love isnât one thing that is written down, not an exact science. Thereâs no right formula to whatever love is. But every single thing written about love might be true, at least to someone. Love is something so personal and yet we can all relate to it, but then again thereâs never two loves that will feel the same. There can be two love stories starting at the same time but youâll never feel like itâs the same. But everytime someone dares to write or speak or sing about love, itâs most likely to be true. Or so youâve learned throughout the years.
In Romeo and Juliet,  Romeo asked himself âDid my heart love till now?â, and there's common sense to it, weâve all felt thatâŚWeâve all wondered if youâve known love before you met the one.  You believed you had, you thought you had it all figured out. How much can one learn about love? Weâve all felt it. At some point, or another. You had. Itâs incredibly easy to understand that though love is unique in its own sense, love is universal.
You did believe that everything concerning love was true. Shakespeare also said, "Journeys end when lovers meet."
Was it true? You loved to rely on that thought, that we were meant to travel until we found the one. That two people are destined to meet in the middle and start a new one together.
You loved to think about love more than anyone did, you were hopeless. Itâs incredibly complex, and subtle and itâs got the power to change someone, and a story, completely. Love is not easy.
Love is also blind, you, perfectly, Â knew about that. It was smart to know that youâd been blinded yourself.
Love fades. Love is lost. Love is complicated. Love can be something eternal, or love can only last for a night.
Then, there was the one love you knew, the one youâd been living for a while. Unrequited love. No one really talks about that one. All love stories rely on the fact that the two lovers will end up together. But the unrequited love? No, no one dares to write about it. Maybe because theyâre too sad in their sorrow to even think of that. You always wondered what would be of that story if someone ever dared to write it. And whatâs the destiny awaiting for them?
Always the bad luck, the ones with the blinded reason, but always foreign to that one feeling of joy. Always wounded, and always left when the sun is out. The handicapped of hearts.
You were one, you were one of them, the one who is in love with that one guy who never dares to love back.
It gets even worse around the Holidays, everyone speaks of it. Itâs everywhere. You go to the mall and see people buying gifts for their significant others, you turn the TV on and thereâs the usual bad romantic films that you ended up watching, always the same, the girl goes from the big city back to her old town and her high school sweetheart is in love with her still, all while thereâs an angel or Santa Claus, or whatever they come up this time, and she finds herself falling back in love with her old town, and sheâs a painter or whatever and she lets go her dream of the big city to go back to her pathetic love interest.
Yet you always watched them, curled up in front of your TV with the candy that you were supposed to give out on Halloween but instead kept them for Christmas.
That was you, a hopeless romantic who was desperate for love.
You were there, wrapping a delicate christmas present that probably was not wanted but that you were too blinded and too stupid to see that. Also trying to wrap your own mind whether youâd give this out or not.
You were pathetic, and there he was in all his splendor. Chad.
Of course, maybe thatâs what you get for being in love with a man named Chad, but he didnât live up to his name. He was handsome, and incredibly perfect, and you were always so mesmerized by him. You had been in love with him for three years now, three miserable years. And honestly itâs been the worst years of your life, worst birthday, christmases, Halloween, New Years Eveâs that needed wine and Xanax. The biggest curse. All because youâre in love with a man whoâs never and will never ever love you back.
He probably wasnât conventionally good looking, not for most girls around anyway, but he had a confidence and a sly sexuality that could get you to your knees in the blink of an eye.
âY/N, dear, please tell me youâre not deeply lost looking at Chad?â Angela, your coworker and probably closest thing to a friend asked.
âWhat?â You were snapped out of your trance. âNo, no!â Though you had been.
The holidays party at the newspaper you worked at. You wrote the only good news, youâd say, the column of UNIONS, when you described marriages and gave the couples a little bit of spotlight to their recent and new found joy. You wanted to write way more than that, honestly, but you didnât mind. Though you knew you were probably wasted potential. Potential, everyone said you had it.
âI thought that was over,â Angela pointed out.
âIt is! It isââYou tried to say. âItâis, mostly.â
Angela rolled her eyes, âthought so,â she snapped. âWhat even was the deal with you two? You used to fuck him right?â
âIââyou coughed. âYeah, I used to sleep with him, but more importantly I was in love with him.â
Still were, for that matter.
âOh, great, and thenâyou discovered he was fucking that other girl in accounting, Denise.â
âYes, I did find out and hence why I stopped⌠sleeping with him,â you whispered, embarrassed. âAnd I donât want to talk about this at the party.â
âBut like I always see you two together, so he cheats on you and you keep being friends with him?â Angela pushed to your own disarray. âPlus, Iâm like 300% sure youâre the one who writes the articles for him, he hasnât one ounce of talent and you do.â
You did write his stuff. But couldnât get anywhere yourself.
âI well-â
âAnd he cheated, y/n.â
âYes but he didnât cheat, you see in his mind we werenât in a relationship and we were in mine⌠but likeââ
âSo if youâre not in a relationship that means you have to expect heâs going to fuck other women?â She pointed out.
âIââ you didnât know what to say. âNo, no, I meanâbut I was so in love with him, butââSomehow this had opened a gate that you hadnât opened in a while. âWaitâNo, no I canât cry,â you said to yourself feeling like there was going to be a cascade pooling your eyes. âDoes it look like Iâm crying?â
âY/n, maybeâLook,â she wiped off a tear, IââShe coughed. âDid he ever say he loved you?â
âIâyes, three times.â You had counted them. âWhen I reminded him of that he said it must've been a  question and it most certainly was not.â
âYou see y/n, when you catch a man fucking another woman youâre not supposed to remain friends with him, youâre supposed to make a scene, threaten to chop off his dick, throw things at him, like I did with your brother.â
You rolled your eyes, âTim didnât cheat on you,â you said. âYou slept with him once, didnât talk to each other for like a month and he found someone else and you made a scene.â
You knew your brother was many things but he wasnât a cheater, he was not a bad person. Tim was someone with enough confidence to know what he wanted and sure, he did find a one night love with strangers every now and then, but he wasnât a bad person. He probably was too confused. Heâs the typical man who is afraid of commitment and has no follow through.
He never fell in love, that wasnât his thing. The opposite of you, who fell in love deeply. Tim never���wanted any commitment. He could have a one night stand and never follow through.
âButâyou see thatâs what youâre supposed to do,â Angela continued.
âBut Iâm not doing anything, we justâtext,â you admitted with pity, âand sometimes we FaceTime but like thatâs it, and weâve gone out for lunch and look, he says weâd be idiots to give up our friendship butââYou couldnât continue.
âFucking men, theyâre trash, all of them, heâs got you right where he wants you, who wouldn't want a fantastic girl like you in love with him ... hanging on his every word âŚ?â She asked. âChad knows anytime he wants to crawl back âŚâ
���And he is⌠Look, today heâhe said we should go out and he gave me a Christmas present.â
âWhich was?â
âA set of lingerie butââ
âOh my god y/n,â she snapped. âI canât believe how pathetic you are.â
âIs it pathetic really? To think the world is near perfection every time Iâm with him?â
Angela rolled her eyes. âVery. Itâs...Chad.â
âI⌠is it wrong, really? I just want to be loved.â
âAnd you chose Chad?â
Before you could say anything, your boss called out. âEverybody gather around. I have an important announcement to make,â your boss said. âFirst of all you, I want to wish each and every one of you a Merry  Christmas. Itâs been a year, hasnât it? Iâm proud of what weâve accomplished,âhe kept rambling on their achievements or whatsoever they had done throughout the year, you couldnât care less. âGiven that, we may be able to get by with a smaller announcementâWhich involves y/nây/n? Are you there?â
Angela raised your hand.
âWell y/n your column on weddings has been lovely,â he said.
Was it though?
âAndâWell, a wedding was privately announced earlier, and I donât think any other paper in town knows about it and I want you to be the first to report on this particular union, Â as it is between two of our most esteemed colleagues got hitched! Bring a loud cheer for Chad Bloom and Denise Higgins!â
Boom.
It all felt...no.
You tried desperately not to cry. Everyone could see you there. Were you dreaming? This was a nightmare.
You didnât know how you got the guts to get out of that office without crying. Youâve never felt braver before, but you had to give the politest of smiles to Chad and everyone around to then proceed to get your coat and head home. How pathetic did you look in your car crying to a guy who definitely was going to do that.
This felt like a nightmare. The love of your life was engaged. Â And you couldnât do anything about it. Because you didnât believe in multiple loves, only one, love wouldnât come again and knock on your door. This was it, you were destined to be lonely and stay lonely. This was your very worst nightmare, all that time wasted upon and there was nothing you could do about it.
It hurt, your heart was wrenched. Youâd open the Halloween candy sooner, and youâd bought ice cream, three pints of ice cream.
Just a week before he had given you the set of lingerie and said he was eager to see you wearing it. Honestly, you had lied to Angela. You had seen him a couple of times, and sooner or later youâd end up in between the sheets because you had absolutely no self control when it came to him. He knew how to press your buttons and where to touch you and heâd try to charm you each time and youâd end up falling for it. Heâd say that heâd changed and that he always believed in you.
Honestly, you always fell for it because you thought you were both destined to be in love.
But now it was all gone, youâd lost him. He was going to marry someone else.
This probably was the lowest point in your life, it really was. Because it was so stupid to fall in love with someone who was just going to step on you, and you needed someone. Time was passing by, it was getting darker and night was only drowning you more. You needed someone to talk to, whoâd listen. But someone who wouldnât judge you just as bad or who couldnât judge you as bad.
You were getting tired of crying but you couldnât help it. You felt insignificant and as small as humanly possible. So very crushed.
You called your brother, because though he probably would judge you, and heâd probably not care, he was kind of forced to listen because you were relatives and you did help him from time to time. Lately more than you wanted to.
âY/Nâ?â Tim answered, and you could hear there was music playing behind him. Of course heâd be awake in the middle of the night. He probably was out clubbing.
âTimâI needâIâm not okay,â you admitted.
âY/N I canât reallyââhe laughed in between. âHear you.â
âChad is engaged!â You said louder.
He laughed. âChad, what a stupid name.â
âTim Iâm serious!â She stated.
âHow serious can this be his name is Chad!â Tim giggled. He was clearly drunk.
âTim! IâHeâs engaged IâI canât believe it just a week ago he said heââ
âWeâve both known Chad is an asshole y/n, his name is Chad for fuckâs sake,â Tim pushed. âWe bothâI thought you were over him.â
âI⌠well.â
âFuckinâ hell, y/n.â
âIâm never gonna love again,â you stated.
He scoffed. âLove doesnât exist, y/n,â he stated. âNot for someone named Chad.â
âStop.â
âHeââTim sighed. âLook, we both knew he was an idiot, and we both knew he was going to break your heart andâHe already had! May I remind you of that? He cheated on you!â He stated. âHe is an asshole who doesnât deserve any of your tears and Iâm a hundred percent sure you are crying.â
You were, for that matter. Love for you was also always shedding tears.Sad tears. Love hurts. âI love him.â
âAnd I love this vodka on my hand,â he stated. âThatâmeans nothing, okay?â
âYouâve never been in love,â she snapped. âYou donât know how it feels to have your love taken awayââ
âDonât go there, y/n.â
âIâI justâI canâtââ
âY/N you need a break,â Tim said without really caring. âIâll call you back later alright? Iâm busy.â
A break.
Yes, thatâs exactly what you needed. A break from your stupid and pathetic life, a break from your little fantasy. A break from Chad. Honestly, you were tired of it. Always having the worst of luck. You needed a break from men, though you barely had⌠Being completely honest, it only takes one man to lose faith in humanity. They hold that power.
You knew what love was and well, youâd never have it. You were destined to be the side character, the best friend and the one plot device. Not relevant.
Because honestly how stupid were you.
But was it really so bad to feel that way? To long for love, for someone who would run to you, and whom you could fall so deeply with. Guess now you had to build up walls. Because now you couldnât get nobody else to hurt you again, nobody was worth this pain. Nobody should ever feel this way. You never wanted to let anyone hurt you again.
Honestly, you so needed a break. Â But where and how?
You couldnât stay in your place, it held too many memories, lots of them of you being stupid with Chad because you were such an idiot for letting him in your house and corrupt your place. You needed a break because everything would remind you of him, your car, his car, his house, this town, everything. Also your place was too sad.
You could go away. You had to, because you couldnât let yourself drown in more sorrow. You were so unbelievably tired of it.
You had to go. Away from him, away from this place and your stupid house. Hell, if you could, youâd go to another country.
You rang Timmy again.
âWhat- y/n?â
âWhere should I go?â
âWhat?â
âYes on vacation,â you added.
âHow do I-I donât know, fuck it eh, oh wherever they speak English, bye.â He hung up on you again.
Where did they speak English?
England, of course.
Hell, maybe thatâs why Chad didnât love you, you were stupid, probably. England. London. Youâd always wanted to go there. Anywhere really, but you never went anywhere because you were still waiting on Chad. Jesus, how much time did you spend wasting on that man?
England.
You opened up your laptop, ready for it. You needed to get away and not waste the holidays watching old and bad Hallmark movies eating ice cream by yourself. Or maybe yes, just far away from your own house.
Airbnb.
You went straight to London, it always seemed like a dream, besides it could work. And you scrolled through houses, big ones, small ones.
Then you found one. âCozy, lovely place above a bookshopâ. It did call your mind, it gave the idea of a perfect fantasy, it seemed nice enough.
And far, very far. And so different from whatever her fantasy with Chad had been, what was his thing? Island in the Caribbean.
You kept reading.
âIn the other direction, the Bayswater Road will take you to Notting Hill (location of the Julia Roberts/ Hugh Grant film of the same name) and its fantastic local restaurants and bars, boutique shops, and the famous Portobello Road Market.â
That caught your mind. It seemed⌠perfect but to live with that fantasy of yours to live in a stupid romcom. Could it be?
No, no. You had to go in with the idea that no matter how romantic, you had bad luck and not even such a romantic place would make you have someone to love. You were really supposed to be always lonely. But the idea⌠of leaving did thrill you.
You didnât think much of it, but the next morning, you still had that thought roaming in your mind, and eventually⌠you tried to reach out. It had closed, however. But you had saved the ad.
Sophia.
That was her name.
Hey! Iâm interested in your house! That seemed too weird. Besides she had closed it.
You decided to reach out anyway.
âHey, I was interested in your house! I donât know if someone else rented it but I thought it was worth the shot. Is it still available? Iâm sorry if itâs not. I just really liked your place! Itâs okay if itâs not! Sorry! Thank you!â You sent it in. Wondering if youâd apologized just enough times.
You knew sheâd probably not respond.
âOh, sorry! I was renting it because I was planning to go on holiday with my boyfriend but plans changed. We broke up recently so I wonât be going anymore,â she answered. Â That had been quick. Lucky she was online but the place was no longer available.
This was your bad luck only. Of course she wasnât going to rent it. The dream seemed too far away. But⌠she had just broken up, she probably was feeling awful.
âOh, Iâm sorry! Â why did you break up with him?â You asked.
Then read again what youâd just asked. What was wrong with you? This was a stranger. They didnât need to give any explanation.
âIâm sorry you donât have to answer that. I donât know why I asked.â You added.
She was typing. âNo, donât worry! I guess itâs pretty complicated but long story short, he cheated on me.â
Been there, you thought to yourself. But probably at least most likely she was dating him and they were in a relationship not like you with your stupid âwhatsoevershipâ with Chad.
âMen are trash,â you texted her.
âTo say the least,â she answered.
You bit your lip. You knew you had to open up to. Well you didnât have to, but you⌠felt the need to.
âIâm really sorry, I know how it feels. I was actually looking at your place to escape from a man myself. The love of my life, Chad, just got engaged.â
As soon as you sent it you saw how stupid you looked. You were absolutely pathetic.
âChad?â Sophia asked.
You chuckled. You could see the smirk from the other side.
âI know. Itâs my fault for falling in love with a Chad. Lives up to his stupid name.â Was your response.
It honestly was. But thought it seemed fun to poke on his name, it really didnât occur to you that it was because of his name that he was an asshole, donât blame it on a name.
âWell, Iâm sorry that âChadâ had to be the love of your life. It sounds like we both need to get away.â Sophia sent.
Yes, you too were sorry.
âDefinitely, but Iâm gonna keep looking. I need to be at least 500 miles away from him.â
You really were going to keep looking, maybe not as perfect as the place Sophia had but at least go away.
âMaybe we could work something out?â Sophia asked.
Huh.
You grinned before chuckling. âLetâs switch lives like in The Parent Trap, although weâre not twins weâd be switching breakup lives.â
That would be a fun idea, impossible of course but you secretly hoped it could be done.
âSounds interesting! Where are you from?â She asked.
Was she really up for it or was she just like you? Bored and alone enough to be talking to a stranger youâd met over Airbnb. Some people do tinder, but guessed you did Airbnb to make friends with other women whoâd fallen under the sorrow that is falling in love with men.
âAstoria, Oregon. Pretty boring compared to London I guess.â Was your answer. Of course if she was remotely interested on switching before, all hopes would flush now.
âNot at all! All I care is that itâs far from here.â Sophia answered.
Was⌠it for real?
âMe too.â
You answered in hopes, but not really sheâd back away.
âSo, should we switch?â She asked.
You stared at the screen, not believing it. You had to make sure. âYouâre serious? My place is nothing like yours.â
âSurely itâs not too horrible.â
It wasnât, honestly. It was pretty. But not exciting, it was only normal. It was clean, it was full of books.
âI have a kitchen, bedroom, bathroom, living room. That's it. And Iâm not near a romantic location like yours. I do have a dog, though.â
You didnât know why you were sabotaging yourself. Matter of habits, maybe.
She didnât.. Back away. âThatâs perfect, I want far away from romance.â
So weird, you wanted to go near something romantic to be reminded love exists, or whatever. You didnât understand why. Honestly, it probably was only a way to cope with this.
âWell, this is your chance.â
Honestly, this place was everything but romantic.
âCan I ask you one thing?â She asked.
She was going to back away. âSure.â
âAre there any men in your town?â She asked.
Well, there goes your chance. You had to be honest about it. âHonestly? Zero.â
You waited for the ânot interested' answer, instead she gave you: âWhen can I come?â
You scoffed with delight, not believing it. âTomorrow too soon?â You asked, half-joking only. Honestly, you had to get away now.
âTomorrowâs perfect actually.â
You couldnât believe it. âwait wait wait but like are you for real?â
âAbsolutely, or would it be too crazy?â
It ws for that matter, but when youâre brokenhearted you have no common sense. You didnât have one of your own, that is. But this was exciting and this seemed like an adventure. A great idea for the one book youâd promised yourself youâd end up writing one day, instead of writing every other article for Chad.
You thought about it, you really wanted to go through with it. âIt is but Iâm down for it, but like, okay do you want pics of my home or something so you donât think Iâm a creepy old man who might kidnap you?â
And that would bring less of suspicion, god, why were you like this?
âUmm, yes actually :) that would be great.â
Yeah, sheâd say that.
âOkay, wait, want my phone number so weâre not talking over air bnb?â
âYes, I feel like that might be better.â
What was going on? Why were you exchanging numbers with a girl who you had never met and who lived in a completely different country. Besides, it was even crazier to think you btoh were thinking about switching places. You were crazy, completely off reason. Yet you didnât know how or why you ended up both texting more, and talking. Showing each otherâs places and ranting about men.
You couldnât blame her for not believing in love, of course she wouldnât. The ne guy she gives her heart to cheated on her. You wouldnât blame her, at all. Besides, it was justâŚ
You both had a very different version of it, but it was⌠Different. Yes, different, you guessed there was no other way to put it into it.
The texting didnât cease, it continued more than you ever thought it would. Because sometimes itâs easier to rant to a stranger about life and loveâs misfortunes. It seemed incredibly stupid how you both were talking about men who decided to ruin your lives. How in this world had you ended up venting to a stranger?
Danny blamed it on her. Danny seemed like the typical male who wanted to have a girlfriend and well, there was Sophia. It seemed sad, seemed like they both settled for it. Not even Sophia seemed to talk about him with love. She was just so⌠Not into it. Just talking about someone who she used to share time with.
She had given up on it. You couldnât understand that. If the one who wasnât the one could make her happy at some point, how happy would she be with the one?
However, you both seemed very alike, and both of you probably were in the same situation. Well, of course, the cheating part was different. But youâd gone through it as well. But Sophia explained that Danny, her ex, hadnât even felt sorry for cheating.
You knew that story like the palm of your hand. Chad well⌠He blamed it on you, too. And he had said it, he didnât cheat.
And though the stories were so different, the feeling was the same, of wanting to take a break from your pain, from a heartache and being so damn unreasonable to think of this. Honestly, though the idea of London seemed romantic, you knew youâd end up curled up crying on the other side of the world.
Sophia seemed to be very well put together, she had her bookshop, which added to her life. And sure, she seemed like a workaholic but she seemed to be kind. Someone who had the guts to follow her dreams and someone who barely had time to think about love.
You wished you were a bit more like her. She seemed like a main character. Even her name was a main character one.
The texting, not sure how or when, turned into a facetime call, and there you were, facetiming with a stranger about the lack of love youâd been involved with. Â You pitied her, though. Not in a bad way, but in a way you could completely understand what she was going through. She seemed tough enough. But for her, love had rules. It had to be a certain way, and life had to have a certain balance and everything had to be merely perfect. But love for her was simple, the only rule was not to cheat.
Danny, her ex, had broken that rule. Which honestly, from what youâd gathered she was someone who actually tried. But⌠No, Sophia had seen him fade out. It always scared you to see that, to see how someone falls out of love. Sophia had seen it. But maybe Sophiaâs belief, or lack of, of love was just⌠Surreal. But you understood it, not completely. But you did.
How could she believe in love when sheâd never had it? Truly had it.
And she spoke of love as if it was a disease. Maybe it was, a disease. But was love really the disease or the aftermath the true one?
She didnât believe in love. And not in a way that everyone has gone through, not in the way when youâre so brokenhearted that you donât believe in it for a while. No, she didnât want to give it a chance. For her, life was supposed to be about her success and her job, and the thrill of owning a bookshop.
Maybe she was the one who was right, after all you'd proved that love only could hurt. And how could you, after all of this, believe in it?
âSo how long were you with him?â You asked her, as you were pacing around your kitchen, honestly you didnât care if a complete stranger was seeing you in your âChad reactionâ, the bottle of wine, the chips, the cookies, your pjâs. Your pug dog, Tommy following you around.
Yet she was there, so elegantly, with her glass of wine. How was she handling it so well?
She gave it a thought. âAbout four years. What about you? How long have you loved Chad?â She smirked at the thought.
Four years. It seemed⌠enough. You rolled your eyes at the mention of his name. âOh god it does sound super stupid,â you groaned. âBut⌠Three stupid and miserable years, itâs a low point,â you said before finally opening up the wine and pouring a glass.
âNo, itâs not stupid,â she answered. But it was, his name was Chad. âBut, I can imagine how it would be a low point.â
Very, very low point. âBut like you told meâHe blamed it on you?â You couldnât put your mind to it, at least Chad had accepted heâd slept with Denise. Of course, he didnât say he cheated but he hadnât⌠blamed it on you.
âHe did,â she admitted. âHe said I worked too much, and that I didnât give him enough attention.â
You clenched your jaw, incredulous of how stupid he was. If you met the guy youâd probably slap him. âFuck him, honestly, youâre successful bet he was intimidated by your success.â Because thatâs how men work.
Sophia sighed. âHmm, I doubt it. He just seemed⌠â She paused. âbored of me.â You could see she was hurt. âI mean, he was right about one thing. I do spend most of my time at work, but that doesnât give him any right to do that.â
âNo. it doesnât,â you agreed as you plopped on your couch, your dog jumping to your lap .â WhyâWhy are menâLikeââYou didnât know what you wanted to ask. âNo, never mind thatâs my question,â and it was. âWhy are men?â
She let out a soft laugh. âWhy are men indeed. More specifically, why is Chad?â She joked.
You laughed, too, with distress, running a hand through your face. âUgh, donât even mention him,â you whined. âHeâs an asshole, can you imagine just a week ago he wanted to sleep with me?â You snaked with disbelief.
She groaned. âWhat I really have trouble understanding is why you ever wanted to sleep with him.â You had the question backwards, why had he ever looked at you? âMaybe his personality, but he seems like such a wad.â
You didnât know how to answer the question. Then again, you had the same question for her. Why Danny? Why, being such an incredible woman, had she chosen Danny? Love is blind. Youâd learned that over the years.
Maybe because âDanny and Sophiaâ sounded like something with balance. But did it really? How could she see it so simply?
âLookâIââ You took a deep breath. âI believe in love at first sight,â and you did, in your own way. âand I donât know, I guessâI saw the fantasy, you know?â You explained. âThought we couldâI donât know, he was charming,â because he had been, at very first, he had been charming and heâd learned how to make you fall in love with him. âI guess I wanted that, you know the whole love story,â you sounded so childish and stupid but how could anyone ever apologize for being in love. âAnd he made me believe he could give it to me and then he just neverââYou had to face the truth. âHe only wanted sex and I fell in love,â it all ended so simply. Maybe Sophia was right all along. âPathetic right?â
She watched you, and you saw it, the pity in her eyes. Yet someone else feeling sad for you.  She probably did think you were pathetic. âNo, I donât think itâs pathetic⌠I think⌠well, Iâve come to the conclusion that love isnât worth any cost,â she answered. âNot really, especially since it doesnât even seem real.â You wondered again, how come sheâd never felt it. âLove makes people get their hopes up. It makes us⌠give too much of ourselves to other people, when we donât even know what our future with them looks like,â she explained. Yes you were probably a mental woman to her. âBut I donât think itâs pathetic that you wanted to believe in something that only seems to come from fairytales, I just think thatâs what most people do.â
How bad is it to want a fairytale? âLove is worth it, though,â you said, because how come a beautiful feeling could carry so much pain. âItâs men who are the problem.â
She grinned, defeatedly. âSuppose you got me thereâŚâ
You had to ask though. âBut you... like really donât believe in love?â You asked. âThen why were you with Danny? Didnât you love him?â
She grimaced and took a sip of her wine. âYou know,â she paused to think a bit. âI thought I loved him, and I thought he loved me.â You understood that part, believing someone loves you back and then it turns out they didnât⌠Well, it hurt. âBut, I guess he justâŚâShe probably didnât understand it herself. âAnd it just made me realize that, even if love is real, it comes so rarely that I don't believe I would ever find it.â That you could understand, though you were so enthusiastic about the feeling, you knew you werenât meant to find it. âI just donât think most people do.â She watched you, curiously. âWhy have you put so much into it if you were hurt?â
It was an escape, really. Love seemed to make people happy and you wanted to be happy. She reminded you so much of Tim, talking trash about love and not understanding the thrill for it. Being so done with the feeling.
âI think⌠I dunno, love isnât a one time thing,â you started with that, because it was true. âI think the problem is I suffered from unrequited love, but I think I⌠I dunno, I think we get chances,â you said. âNot me though,â you scoffed. âbut itâs⌠I donât know, I think Iâve always read about love and Iâve always wanted that, and love is complicated, thatâs it,â you said, because love could come in so many ways. âI donât think you can easily-âYou shook your head. âI mean I do believe in a sort of thing like love at first sight but I mean, I believe in second chances, but like not for everyone,â seemed like believed in second chances for Chad. â I guess I⌠I think there is such a thing as love Iâm just⌠â you took a deep breath. âsuper unlucky and maybe that sweet fantasy of any Julia Robertsâ romcom isnât for me, Iâm destined to be a side character who gets no⌠attention.â Or love.
Sophia probably believed you were helpless. You were. âOh, come on Iris, thatâs not true,â it was easy for her to say. She was the main character. âI mean, if you do come here then youâll have plenty of opportunity to live a Julia Roberts movie. People seem to find this place so thrillingâŚâ Why wouldnât they. âI donât seem to know much about love, or to really be the one to talk to about it, though⌠â She admitted truthfully. She gave it a thought. âYou know, you should talk to my friend, Tom, if you come. I think youâd get along well, he gushes on about love all the time.â
Your dog raised its head as soon as he heard his name. Tom. You smiled and petted him. âIt is thrilling I mean, itâs near Notting Hill,â you were excited. âI just need Hugh Grant and thatâs it butâŚâYou knew it wouldnât come. âYou might come here and hate on love with my brother, he hates everything related to it.â
He really did. Tim was even worse than her. Tim never, ever had believed in love. He said he didnât want to bother about it, no commitment, not ever seeing someone twice because why would he? He said it was a waste of time. Shades of gray on love. And he said he didnât want to risk just to get hurt. He said love was⌠a mystery he didnât want to explore. He liked simple things.
âReally? He sounds better than most men already,â she commented.
You laughed. âHeâs not.â
If you ever bumped into someone like your brother youâd end up running the other way.
She chuckled. âArenât siblings meant to support one another?â
You scoffed. âYouâd think that,â you pointed out. âBut no, heâs a man,â you stated clearly. âI donât know whoâs worse men who hate love or men who pretend to love love,â you snaked. Probably the second one. âYour friend is probably the second one.â
Men who donât believe in love at least are direct about it, and the second type they know and try to hurt you.
She shook her head. âNo, I donât think so. He seems to really believe in it, maybe more than you. Heâs really sweet, typically⌠âShe said. âI mean, he is a man so he has his daysâ
You heard herâŚ. And then you clicked it. Tom, that friend of hers, he probably was in love with her. âOh,â you closed your eyes. âOf courseâŚ. so⌠Right, right,â she chuckled. âBut you donât believe in love and...Right, right,â you thought it was ironic. You hadnât even met the guy but you could tell that he probably was so smitten with her and she didnât see it. A perfect love story.  Why couldnât she see it? âPerfect setup, see?â You said. âThis town is perfect for you, nothing that has to do with romance. Itâs a great way to get away from everything romance.â
She seemed confused, because of course, she didnât see it, she couldnât, for that matter. But god, how did she not see it?
âThen I canât wait to go, really,â she went along. âI mean, it seems perfect for you here, too. You can surround yourself in things to remember the âfantasyâ of love again,â she offered. âSo, are we really switching tomorrow?â
You couldnât quite put your mind to it. It had been hours of you speaking with this stranger. And all because you wanted to change lives with a stranger. Were you actually going to go through with it? You wanted to.
âYou think there are any flights?â You asked, half joking.
âIâm sure there have to be some. Should we check?â She offered.
You smirked and reached for your laptop, conveniently in front of you. âDefinitely.â
You expected her to back up.
âWonderful.â She hadn't. âHow long are we doing this for?â
Forever? You wanted to say. âUh, depends, holidays are coming soon⌠â You pointed you. âSo, even though I have no interest in spending Christmas here, whatâs your idea?â
Because you didnât want to spend Christmas with your family and hear that question, because youâd promised youâd bring Chad for Christmas. Why? You didnât know. Because you were an idiot.
Sophia wrinkled her nose. âNothing is really keeping me here for it, honestly.â
âIâm just-- youâre okay with dogs, right?â You asked as you pointed the camera at your puppy, honestly you had lied, Tommy was the love of your life. A young pug who loved to follow you around. âBecause little Tommy here is going to miss me.â
She smiled at him. âIâd love to take care of⌠did you sayâŚâShe tried not to laugh. âl-little Tommy?â
You grinned as you hugged the dog close. âYeah, his name is Tom. Heâs the only male that matters.â
âOh, I love that. I would love to trade Tomâs with you,â she chuckled.
Oh god, why didnât she see it?
âAs long as I donât have to feed that one,â you chuckled.
âI do hope that you donât have to, he seems somewhat capable of caring for himself,â she grinned. âOh, by the way. Heâll be running my shop for me while Iâm away, sometimes he stays later for work so if you hear him downstairs donât worry.â
Of course he was, he was in love with her. You chuckled and then started to actually look for flights. âI probably wonât notice, honestlyâŚâ You scrolled through the flights and there was one. âOkay so hereâs a flight, can you believe thereâs actually one for tomorrow?â
She probably was looking for flights. âI found one too, shockingly enough⌠Are we really going through with this?â
Were you?
You were excited, scared but excited. âI think we are.â
âWell, alright then⌠â She seemed to be rational yet.
âOn three thenâŚ.?â You asked, knowing this decision would probably change your entire life, not sure why. BUt you had a feeling that this was either the worst decision youâd ever made or the best one. This was the so-needed break you needed, you needed to breathe, and this was the perfect way to do so. Yes, this was unplanned and this was mysterious but this was what you needed an irrational decision.
âOneâŚâShe started.
âTwoâŚâ
âThree!â You said at the same time.
Youâd bought the ticket. There was no going back now. You were going to London to a Strangerâs house for the Holidays.
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COVID-19, Negligent Manslaughter, and a Timeline of Tory Indifference
âI feel sorry for Boris Johnson. He is doing the best he can in the situation and I donât think anybody else could have done a better job.â
[exhibit A: a gem somebody that Iâm Facebook friends with reposted earlier]
Itâs a sentiment that I cannot quite wrap my head around. I sit here hopeless and furious and trying to hold back tears because itâs been almost a year since England first went into lockdown and yet here we are, almost 100,000 dead, in an even worse position than we were before whilst other countries begin to slowly return to normality. It is clear to me who is to blame for this, however there are a large proportion of people who donât want to âpoliticiseâ the actions of the PRIME MINISTER with regards to his approach towards handling a virus sweeping the country he GOVERNS.Â
Typically, these kind of posts making the rounds on social media will be accompanied by some kind of photo of Boris Johnson looking somber as if to suggest that the way things have played out were beyond his control and that he is some kind of broken man beleaguered by the suffering he has, despite good intentions, inadvertently caused.
This one in particular of Johnson with his head in his hands is a staple. In reality, this is a photo taken back in 2018 whilst he was receiving flack from party members for comparing Theresa May to a suicide bomber (for her handling of Brexit, ironically) as well as from the papers due to his rumoured (now also proven, in a completely non-surprising turn of events, to be true) affair with his former aide, Carrie Symonds.Â
So letâs shut this narrative-where we should feel for Boris because heâs doing his best, and apparently a better job than anybody else couldâve done in his situation- down right here. In a supposedly developed country with one of the worldâs largest economies, if weâre talking by proportion, our COVID-19 death toll is up there with the worst of them. It seems that every other state figurehead (bar a small handful), and I mean almost every single one of them, is doing a better job. People love to throw figures out there about how densely populated we are to combat damning statistics as if we havenât got just as many factors playing to our advantage, as if itâs unfair to compare our response to Germanyâs or Japanâs or Singaporeâs (both of which are far more densely populated) or New Zealandâs or Vietnamâs, but we are an ISLAND with world-leading technology and infrastructure and healthcare equipment and professionals and a relatively high standard of living. In what world is almost 70,000 dead in a country with abundant time and means to prepare a response reflective of said countryâs leaders doing a good job?
Apparently weâre supposed to believe that Johnson feels some sense of moral responsibility for this astronomical failure. A man who refuses to acknowledge the multiple children he has fathered outside of his marriages and who has had repeatedly engaged in affairs and one-night stands throughout said marriages. A man who continued to cheat whilst his most recent wife was receiving treatment for cervical cancer, for fuckâs sake. Yep, a real stand-up guy.Â
So where does this idea that Johnson must feel remorseful for this catastrophe come from? We havenât seen a second of remorse or a hint of accountability for the lives lost from him nor any members of his cabinet. That much is really no surprise;Â I have this hypothesis, and itâs not a stretch, that these people do not have an ounce of empathy in their bodies. These ridiculously privileged, privately-educated individuals who have had everything handed to them their entire lives simply cannot put themselves in the shoes of the average working person and that is the problem. Unable to recognise that what distinguishes them from most others is little more than the luck of being born into wealth and the abundance of recourses and connections that has entailed throughout their lives, they see us as beneath them-as less intelligent, less driven, and thus less deserving of the status and respect they enjoy. They see us as a bunch of whining, unmotivated idiots who do not recognise the chokehold they have over our media nor the fact that everything they do is a desperate grab to keep money and power within the hands of a select group of people, an exclusive members club from which most of us are barred (just take a simple Google search and watch Jacob Rees-Moggâs opinion of the Grenfell victims or the buried Johnson speech where he talks about how inequality is essential). They know that we will squabble amongst ourselves about who is to blame rather than wising up to the truth which is that every decision they make is fuelled by cronyism and the inability to make and follow through with difficult choices, the pandemic being no exception. The supposedly self-made elite see the life of the average working class person as having far less value than their own, and their parties actions over the last 10 years have made that very clear.Â
It was in December 2019 that the first case of COVID-19 was declared to the World Health Organisation and on March the 11th that they announced they considered it as a pandemic. In Wuhan, people were dying of pneumonia in their clusters. And what was Boris Johnson doing in this time? Well for starters, here in the UK we didnât even have a pandemic committee-Johnson had scrapped it six months before. If years of benefits cuts and defunding of the NHS in favour of funding nuclear weapon programs, keeping British troops on other peopleâs lands, and tax breaks for the mega corporations that donate to their party didnât convince you that the Conservatives have little regard for human life, them getting rid of this committee-whilst a pandemic has been declared year after year as the greatest threat to mankind-should have been the first sign of trouble. As if that wasnât enough, he also skipped five of the COBRA (meetings are made up of a cross-departmental committee put together to respond to national emergencies and PMs routinely attend those pertaining to crises on the scale of COVID-19) meetings addressing the situation. Whilst other countries were closing their borders and stocking up on PPE, Johnson and his ministers were selling PPE abroad and simply telling people to wash their hands to the length of the tune of happy birthday. Their only policy was one of âherd immunityâ, which was in fact not a policy but just an abandonment of their partyâs public duty disguised as one, intentionally obfuscated with pseudoscientific jargon.
Even thinking the absolute worst of politicians you would hope that when it came to the point where the UKâs non-response to COVID-19 was becoming an international disgrace, Johnson and his ministers would take proper protective measures if only to save face. But when they eventually seemed to do so, it became clear that the priority was not the safety of the ordinary people affected by the virus. Outsourcing their test and traces system to companies such as Serco, Sitel, Deloitte and G4S rather than public health services, Conservative ministers could not resist attempting to line the pockets of their friends and benefactors in the process. According to the Guardian, instead of reaching out to the experts or using publicly funded services to handle COVID containment measures, the Conservative party has awarded a disgusting ÂŁ1.5 BILLION WORTH of contracts to businesses with explicit connections to its MPs and donors, the majority of which lack any relative experience of the tasks theyâve been trusted to carry out. Unsurprisingly, the National Audit office found that when awarding contracts relating to the production of COVID-19 protection measures and treatment needs, there was a âhigh-priority laneâ for suppliers referred by senior politicians and officials; companies with a political referral were 10 times more likely to end up winning a government contract than those without. On top of this, it is not hard to draw a link between the late initiation of lockdown measures and preemptive openings of pubs and restaurants against scientific advice to the interests of frequent donors such as Wetherspoons owner Tim Martin. Even if one chooses to ignore the blatantly obvious correlation between the owners of the businesses whose profits were prioritised over safety concerns and the number of those owners who donate to the Conservatives, party officials at the very least were reluctant to follow the lead of many other countries in financing furlough schemes themselves and instead avoided this responsibility by using loose lockdown measures to leave it down to the discretion of small business owners, who couldnât themselves afford to furlough staff, whether or not to stay open.Â
Time and time again, as the government flounder and fuck about, favouring personal desires to keep their powerful, high-paying jobs and to satisfy the corporate allies who make this possible, blame has been shifted from the public to care homes to NHS workers and back again whilst we, the public, make the biggest sacrifices of all under the illusion that we were being guided out of this pandemic rather than lied to and thrown under the bus. Whilst the elite continue to pick and choose what rules apply to them, itâs students and the elderly and the vulnerable paying the fines and scrabbling to afford basic living costs and hoping that they donât lose someone dear to them.
Donât get me wrong, a large proportion of the public have contributed to the spread too with their selfishness and entitlement and the arrogance it takes to develop a sudden refusal to acknowledge basic science from experts who have studied in the field their whole lives so that they can justify their need to go to the pub (speaking of, itâs absolutely HILARIOUS how many âmental health advocatesâ are suddenly coming out of the woodworks on football avi Twitter after theyâve spent years calling people on mental health Twitter attention seekers). And don't get me wrong, there were inevitably going to be casualties of this pandemic. But it didn't have to spread to this many people, and there didnât have to be so many deaths due to a lack of preparation, and this wouldnât have been the case if it werenât for the inherent apathy of the Conservative party towards the lives of people of lesser status than them, the reluctance to put those lives before party interests. I wish I felt like there was an end in sight, I wish there was some positive takeaway from all of this, but even now, we continue to see corners being cut with the vaccine lauded as our saving grace and anti-maskers gathering outside hospitals to chant about how âoppressiveâ it is to be urged to wear a bit of cloth over their faces for the short periods of time in which they leave their houses and all I can think of is the selfishness that runs like poison through our country. It makes me sick and leaves me to question desperately where we go from here. I donât like unanswered questions, I donât like feeling politically directionless, and I donât like the growing fear I have about the state of the world which seems to intensify every single day. In the UK at least, itâs starting to feel like nothing will ever change-weâre told we live in a democracy and yet mainstream media is owned by the people whose interest is to keep their Conservative friends in power. The stronghold they have over print media in particular allows them to continually get away with smearing and defaming every person who comes along and seems to want to actually help ordinary people, without being challenged, to the point where the only kind of âoppositionâ weâre left with promises nothing but a big boss approved tactical reshuffling of the status quo (which they call âelectabilityâ); it doesnât feel like democracy when the majority of the country are being fed misleading information and convinced against voting in their best interests.Â
This is the result of that. The state we find ourselves in is the inevitable result of being manipulated into helping the elite build their protective wall whilst the rest of us scrabble to get in and step on each others heads along the way, the people inside shouting over that itâs those even more vulnerable than ourselves that are taking our places. Outside the wall, the earth is falling from beneath our feet, and instead of throwing over the ropes to help us out, the people inside are stockpiling them so they can secure their firm place above ground and then later flog the rest. How many more people have to die before we reach some kind of widespread realisation of that? Where do we go from here and what do we do? Well for one, we can stop spreading those god-fucking-awful textposts on Facebook and get our heads out of our arses. Wear our masks over and wear them over our fucking noses. Have some fucking consideration for others. Donât wait til an issue affects you personally to give a fuck about it. AND START HOLDING THE FUCKING PRIME MINISTER AND HIS MINISTERS AND HIS ENTIRE PARTY AS WELL AS THE OPPOSITION MPS THAT HAVE SAT BY THE SIDELINES AND ALLOWED THIS TO GO ON WITHOUT PROTEST ACCOUNTABLE. That would be a good start.Â
Iâm so tired. Things didnât need to be this way, and yet because of the selfishness of the few, thousands upon thousands are dead. Itâs not about âthrowing around blameâ, itâs not about âthrowing aroundâ anything, itâs about expecting a leader to do his best to protect lives. If that is âthrowing blameâ, letâs get things clear, I have no issue with hurtling it torpedo style at those who handed out a death sentence to so many in this country rather than do anything that might compromise their own privilege. Honestly, pass me the shovel after and Iâll happily bury the wreckage in the ground. Who wants to join?:-)
#rant#politics#anti capitalism#anticapitalist#covid-19#covid#england#labour#socialism#fuck the tories#fuck the torys#fuck boris#rant post
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Dick Centred BatCat / Future fic / Fluff | 1358w
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Dick didnât know when he started thinking Selina as his surrogate mother.
It was between that time he sprained his shin after a bad fall when he was 11, and she stopped her escape to see if he was ok and stayed with him, telling him silly stories to distract him from the pain until the Batman came (he let her go that time); and when she appeared at his 20 years old birthday party to give him a kiss even though she and Bruce were in a middle of one of their fights. She kissed him full in the mouth, he made her promise she would never do that again, her sparkling laugh reverberated through the whole saloon.
It wasnât like she replaced his own real mother in his heart. Selina had never told him bedtime stories, nor she gave him lots of hugs or went to his school plays. Yes, that was that one time when he punched Mark Ryan in 7th grade for making fun of him for being adopted, and it was Selina who came to pick him up from the principalâs office. She took him to eat ice cream that evening, Bruce wasnât as understanding when he got home, nor Alfred when he saw the stains in his shirt and found out he had dessert before dinner but Dick felt grateful nonetheless.
Still, for most of the time, she was the only adult women in his life. Bruce would sometimes date other women for longer than a week, one time even Wonder Woman. Though there was nothing wrong with most of them â because some of them were really weird like Vicky Valle â he was always relieved when it was not a stranger, but Selina who he found wearing Bruceâs shirts laying in the living room sofa watching old movies in the middle of the night when the Batman was patrolling alone and Dick couldnât sleep.
When he left, it took three entire years until he saw her again. Even when Bruce made him come back to make Dick Grayson appearances at soirees and galas she wasnât there, and he regretted deeply throwing her absence at Bruceâs face in a middle of a fight to hurt him when they were at the worst point of their relationship. Turned out she was in Italy giving birth to Helena, as they would only find out only ten years after that.
Even so, she was a constant in Dickâs life, and when strangers asked about her, he often explained her relation to him as his guardianâs girlfriend even when she wasnât with Bruce. And he always wished they would just stop fooling around and make each other an honest man and woman. Jason and Tim agreed with him, when Damian was younger he would be very vocal about his dislike of Selina. Especially after the hard time he had accepting his little sister, even though there was a picture in Bruceâs room of them both sleeping in the very sofa Dick and Selina would share when he was Damianâs age at the time. He knew Alfred would also agree, no one in the world desired more for that day to come, and Dick never wished more some people were immortal as he stood at the place that should be the old butlerâs at Selinaâs and Bruceâs wedding.
The brideâs hair was as white as her dress, and the groom was pushed to the altar by his oldest grandson, who was also Dickâs oldest grandson, thanks to his daughter terrible choice for spouse.
Dick himself minstructed the ceremony, and at the toast Jason joked that it would be a really low move if Selina tried to run away again since Bruce couldnât go after her, Bruce replied that he didnât need to run since he has a flying wheelchair.
It was the most lovely evening, Dick lost the count of the times Kory dried his eyes with a napkin when he didnât even notice that he was crying and he could swear he saw a tear falling from Bruceâs eye when Helena made her speech. Clark made him laugh so much telling old stories about how grumpy Bruce would get every time Selina wasnât in the picture that Dick had to get out a bit to get some air.
He found her at the balcony, closed eyes, flute of champagne in her hand, ridiculously giant diamond ring sparkling under the candle light.
âWhat are you doing here? You wonât try to run away now, will you? Itâs a bit late anyway, he finally did it. He married you.â
Selina gave him her trademark red lipped wicked smile, but now the crinkles around her eyes didnât disappear when she relaxed.
âNo, kitten, not this time, Iâm not leaving.â
âNo cold feet this time?â
âOh, I definitely had cold feel earlier, you can ask your wife, I totally asked her to distract Helena as I tried to run away with the silverware.â
Dick snorted.
'What made you stay this time?â
She turned the flute in her fingers.
âDespite your fatherâs allegiance of a flying wheelchair, I know heâs too old to chase me⌠And I want to be here when Mar'i pop the next one, when do you think her and the little bat will close the factory?â
âAs much as Iâm thrilled with the prospects of more grandchildren,â he already had two âI really try to not think about Mar'iâs and Damianâs factory.â
She laughed again.
âI still find this whole story so funny.â
âIt wasnât as funny when it started, I wanted to kill him.â
âOh I remember, he stayed at my house after that night you found out about them.â
âHe was with you? Traitor!â
âHe was terrified. You know how he loves you, Dick.â
'Oh, him I forgave after I saw how happy he makes my daughter, itâs you I canât forgive. Iâve always thought you were on my team.â
âDarling, you know I love all my kittens equally, but I had to take Damianâs side that time⌠And you from everyone have no right to complain about someone privileging Damian.â
'Yeah, and what that got me? Treason from my own cat mother.â
She walked toward him, a huge smile on her face, she fixed his cravat.
'If I let you kill him you wouldnât have such beautiful grandchildren.â
âThe beauty of them is not thanks to him, they all look like Kory.â
They heard a shout and turned in time to see a small golden-skinned little girl run away from a laughing Tim.
âDo you really think of me like that?â
Her words brought back his attention and Dick looked down at her, Selina was still holding his cravat.
âLike what?â
'Like your cat mom?â
He caught her hand in his.
'Yes. Does it bother you?â
He smile shone the brightest.
'Even though weâre practically the same ageâŚâ
'Absurd! I look older, I even have little grand-babies as weâve established.â
She him her throaty laugh.
âYes, Iâm in much a better shape.â
'Always.â
'When I look at you, I still remember that colourful little kitten following the Bat around, how crazy I thought your father was but then I understood⌠I would want you close too, if you were my son.â
âI am.â
'Oh darling!â
She hugged him, Dick circled her waist in his arms and inhaled her perfume, the same from when he was a kid, for a moment, time turned back.
Until they were rudely interrupted by Bruceâs throat cleaning noises that sounded exactly like Alfredâs.
'Are you trying to steal my wife, Dick?â
Dick still held her tighter before letting her go.
'You know I could, old man.â
'Go find your own wife, you brat.â
Dick smiled and dipped down to Bruceâs level, he cupped the old manâs head before kissing his forehead.
'Congratulations, dadâ
Bruce let go of the grumpy pretence and smiled.
He left feeling so luck he had the chance to see this set of parents of his to get older together, and when he turned back for a last look his heart swelled as he noticed they were holding hands and then that Bruce pulled her to his lap, her laugh echoing again.
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#dickkory#(mentioned)#batcat#demonfire#(mention)#batfamily#my fic#this was veeeeeeeeeery self-indulgent#but that's what fanfiction is for
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Reviewing time for MAG146 /X_X/*
- Replacing things chronologically, what Jon was doing vs. what he was saying and telling the others throughout the season? (Not suuuure about the first having happened before MAG124, though, since. Yeah. We had squinted at that comment, back in MAG125. And it could take on A Very Special Meaning if that actually came just after Jonâs first victim.)
(MAG146) ARCHIVIST: ⌠The first was a supermarket cleaner. Em, ended up lost for a week in an endless warehouse. I didnât evenâŚ! IâI just went in for some shopping, and he was there, and IâI just⌠asked.
(MAG124) ARCHIVIST: Itâs been a week and⌠Melanieâs attitude towards me hasnât softened. And Basira, though she is very willing to talk, still doesnât seem to trust me enough to let me in on whatever plans she might have.
(MAG125) ARCHIVIST: Regardless, Iâve hit another research dead end with this. Itâs⌠frustrating, to be honest. I finally feel myself, I feel⌠focused, and ready â and I find myself basically alone.
(MAG146) ARCHIVIST: The second was, uh, it was after I got⌠stabbed by Melanie. MELANIE: You are not putting this on me! ARCHIVIST: No, thatâs not what I meant! [SIGH] I was walking the streets, IâI thought I was trying to clear my headâ DAISY: [DELIBERATE] But you were hunting. ARCHIVIST: ⌠Apparently. I found a woman who⌠every year on her birthday, wakes up in a fresh grave. Just for her.
(MAG127) ARCHIVIST: Iâm sorry Basira, IâI will try to keep anything I learn about you to myself. My priorities havenât changed; I hope you can believe that. [SIGH] Iâm still on your side. You can trust me.
(MAG128) ARCHIVIST: You can trust me, Basiraâ BASIRA: Stop saying that.
(MAG146) DAISY: And the third was after the coffin. ARCHIVIST: A man rejected by all who knew him, searching ever-darker places for love. When he told me his story, he started⌠weeping maggots.
(MAG133) ARCHIVIST: Look, Iâve⌠been where you are. BASIRA: Have you? ARCHIVIST: Yes, I have. Like youâre the only one responsible for everyone, the weight of all their lives on your shoulders: it leads to bad decisions. [âŚ] Fine. I donât care if you trust me, but I think Iâve proven at the very least that Iâm useful. So use me. Because if you go it alone, you are going to die. Even Gertrude worked with people. We make bad decisions when we donât communicateâŚ
(MAG146) ARCHIVIST: [SIGH] Jess Tyrell, the woman on the tape⌠[SIGH] She was the fourth. IâI just tried to⌠I was weak, râravenous, IâI didnât feelâŚ
What Jon did would have warranted the othersâ anger anyway; but I think what made it even worse is⌠that he spent the season taking the higher and stable ground, assuring them that he could be trusted, that they had to communicate and work together, and actively complained and presented himself as⌠a victim who was tragically cut out by the others? And in the end, Basira was right from the start, without knowing it: he was actually untrustworthy, and unreliable to us listeners.
And itâs not even a New Jon thing! He hid himself to the tapes back in season 1, covered up his true feelings and played pretend because he was afraid that acknowledging the supernatural and the feeling of being watched would only make it more real.
- So, personally? I felt so relieved by the girlsâ reaction: yes, itâs irrational; yes, itâs confrontational; yes, itâs not constructive; yes, theyâre probably making a series of mistake again. But after MAG142 (and the fact that Martin was partially refusing to believe it was Jon-Jon behind it, then presenting Jon as someone who needed to be protected rather than protected from, and Daisy who was also prompt to highlight how Jon had suffered himself), I⌠think I really needed characters to be horrified and disgusted by what he had done; to express something raw, leaking betrayal, hurt, disappointment and disgust.
The setting of The Intervention 2.0 is especially interesting since⌠itâs once again something that Martin, though reluctant, slowly planned or at least contributed to put into motion:
(MAG058) MARTIN: Look, look, you just got to let me work through this. Alright? I suggested therapy, but he just says no, soâ TIM: Well, we need to do something! MARTIN: Yeah, maybe.
(MAG059) ARCHIVIST: Supplemental. Everyone is avoiding me. Theyâve taken to working farther away from me than normal, and when I call them for any reason, theyâre always keen to leave as soon as possible. They share furtive glances when they think Iâm not looking. I donât like it. I feel like theyâre planning something.
(MAG060) ARCHIVIST: You donât mind if I record this, I trust? ELIAS: Well, to be honestâ TIM: âThatâs kind of one of the things we wanted to talk about. MARTIN: This is an intervention. ARCHIVIST: Excuse me. [CHAIR] ELIAS: If youâd rather it was an official disciplinary hearing, Jon, we can arrange it. ARCHIVIST: ⌠Fine. Say your piece. NOT!SASHA: We care about you, Jon. And youâve been rather erratic since the Prentissâs incident. MARTIN: And weâd really likeâ ELIAS: To not have to fire you. MARTIN: âto make sure that youâre doing okay.
(MAG142) MARTIN: [SIGH] Thâthe worst part is I donât even want to talk to him about it. Iâm just⌠[SIGH] I suppose Iâm just getting comfortable with the distance. [âŚ] I should probably try to get him this tape, let him know what happened, that someone came in to⌠But then, ahah, would that just come across as an accusation? Like, because I donât wanna⌠And then, then I guess heâd⌠hear this bit as well, so⌠I⌠I⌠[LONG EXHALE] What do I doâŚ?
(MAG145) BASIRA: Martin left a tape for us. [SHUFFLING NOISE] ARCHIVIST: And what exactly is on this tâ ⌠Oh⌠MELANIE: Yes.
(Martin had tried to partially lead the âinterventionâ back in MAG060: the way he had corrected Elias was especially impressive, given how Elias was âjustâ his boss at the time.)
But now, itâs an entirely different team confronting Jon about his actions than in MAG060 â from Martin, Tim, Not!Sasha and Elias, to Melanie, Basira and Daisy: back then, it was half composed of people who⌠were not being honest to the others about who they were (Elias was scolding Jon for his behaviour and paranoia induced by Gertrudeâs murder, when he was the one responsible for it in the first place, and knew about Not!Sasha; Not!Sasha was gleefully pouring salt over the wounds while she had killed Sasha a few months ago, while the others didnât know yet). Now, unless twist, the three new assistants have made mistakes of their own but are not âtoyingâ with Jon, and are genuine about their feelings; and, more importantly, the three of them have been victims of Jonâs statement-induced nightmares. Daisy had deemed them bad enough to knowingly sign an employment contract, to get immunity from them even though it meant trapping herself in work for Beholding. They all know, from experience, how difficult to bear the dreams were, for victims.
(Not even counting the additional symptoms described by Jess in MAG142. And I canât help but think that there is something a bit⌠stronger, for women, to hear about a woman who was terrorised by a man, who happened to be someone close to them. MAG142âs whole setting had made me viscerally uncomfortable more than horrified (âstory about a woman being preyed upon while on a date, cornered once alone, pressured to do something painful, then receiving the thanks of her tormentorâ was⌠Heavy) so, although itâs a sheer emotional&personal response, hearing characters-who-are-women unambiguously denouncing what happened without searching for excuses for the perpetrator, meeting him with nothing but coldness and anger⌠was reassuring. Yes, narratively and strategically, itâs probably not going to help the characters. But emotionally, if felt, to me, like a necessary reaction.)
(And it was even more significant, in the story, that amongst these three characters, Melanie has always been leaning a bit towards denouncing oppressive social structures (her rant about Elias in MAG117 was⌠yeah.), and the two others⌠used to be police officers. Basira, especially, led the intervention as an interrogation against Jon; being firm, pushing him to confess, not allowing him to dissimulate or minimise the hurt â though she also made herself partially a judge, in this case, by claiming what Jon was, and I think that was her emotions pouring out.)
- Iâll try to cover the statement first: it was a very interesting case, time-wise, because it intertwined multiple lives and events. The doors had haunted Marcus McKenzie for most of his life, but his father ended up pursued by one and was the first to leave his statement, on August 24th 2003 (MAG027). Marcus left his statement a week later, on September 1st  2003 (MAG146), in reaction to his fatherâs. Jon stumbled upon Paulâs first, but already learned at the time, through the follow-up work, that Marcus had also given one:
(MAG027) ARCHIVIST: Martin made contact with the son, Marcus McKenzie, but he declined to talk to us, saying that heâd âalready made his statement.â This leads me to believe that Marcus McKenzie may also have a statement lurking somewhere here in the archives, lost among the mess and misfiling.
(MAG146) ARCHIVIST: [SIGH] ⌠So it seems we did have Marcus McKenzieâs statement after all. I spent so long looking for it, back when I found his fatherâs, and⌠no luck.
And Paul had died âof a strokeâ two months after leaving his statement (MAG027), which was confirmed by Helen (MAG146: âAnd technically, I didnât eat the old man. He passed away from terror!, before I even had the chance to open properly.â)⌠while Marcus had been fine for almost fifteen years, given how Jonâs team had been able to contact him, back in (April or earlier) 2016, but this wasnât the case anymore as of now (June-July 2018):
(MAG146) ARCHIVIST: And his son Marcus, he⌠he was fine, when I found his fatherâs statement two years ago â but now, suddenly, I canât get through to him! HELEN: No⌠I imagine not~! I decided it was time to finish that game a few months ago.
So things kept going, Spooks kept on terrorising innocents, and this time it was one who is⌠closer to Jon. The first statement Jon had read at the Institute post-coma had already been about someone who got snatched while he was already in charge:
(MAG123) ARCHIVIST: [âŚ] I did do some light searching myself on Gregory Cox. ⌠Vanished, unsurprisingly. Sometime in late July 2016, which is⌠[CHUCKLE] two years ago. ⌠That doesnât seem right. It doesnât feel like⌠⌠Thereâs just this⌠great⌠gap of time, where I wasnât. No notes or follow-up here that I can see, just⌠[SIGH] It looks like the statement came in just after Gertrude disappeared. Another gap. And whoever took it didnât do any follow-up, just⌠filed it away. I may be the first person to actually read it, so⌠sorry Angie, I suppose.
Most of the events involving innocents have been taking place during Gertrudeâs era: there were sometimes pleas of people knowing that they were losing someone, or on the verge of being eaten themselves (which was the case for Paul McKenzie in MAG027: âI guess thatâs why Iâm here. This is what you people do. You investigate these things. You know what to look for and can identify the signs of things that⌠arenât right. You know, not of this world. Iâm not saying itâs a ghost or anything like that, itâs just⌠that well, if it was a ghost, youâd be the ones to talk to, right? I just need it to stop. And I donât want to be put in a home.â), and we were getting glimpses of their gruesome fates from a later point in time â Jon and his team digging through a distant or recent history, but overall covering events that were absolutely unrelated to them. They didnât know anything while it was happening, and they couldnât have done anything. But in the case of Gregory Cox, there had already been the fact that the statement had come in when Jon was (on the verge of, or just) beginning his work as the new Head Archivist, and that Gregory disappeared while he was already well-installed; now, with Marcus McKenzie, itâs someone who he had been in contact with, through Martin. Itâs the slow dissolution of one of Jonâs own eras, too: because back in MAG027, the Archival Assistants were Sasha and Martin (who had worked on this peculiar case) and Tim, and now, only Martin is left alive, and Jonâs current Archival Assistants are three completely different people.
And indeed, itâs not Team Archivesâs responsibility to save everyone; but itâs still someone they had interacted with, and who got consumed since then. Itâs closer. It feels more personal, hence, probably⌠Jonâs franticness: because in the same episode, he acknowledged the fact that he has attacked five people himself, and is confronted to the fact that he hasnât saved any statement-giver, either.
(- And⌠remember what Jon had said about Elias in MAG017? âI know heâll just give me the old ârecord and study, not interfere or containâ speech againâ. The Archives have never been about helping or saving people, nor has the Institute in general, itâs been proven again and again â but itâs something else to be confronted with so directly. In this case, since it was someone Jonâs team had been able to contact, and who got snatched by Helen, who is present in the Institute and has helped Jon occasionally, telling him that she has decided to help him⌠and there was, obviously, a gigantic echo about deception/relying on (or trusting) someone close, who had repeatedly stated that they were on your side and ready to help you, before you learned about their crimes, with Jon learning what Helen had done, and the Assistants learning what Jon himself had done.)
(- This bit is more gratuitous and solely due to the wording, but I couldnât help but think about Martin, too, because of the âIâm sorry heâs so lonely, truly I am; I try to see him as much as I can, but I have my own life, and I canât be there all the time. And I donât like being manipulated. I donât like being lied to.â bit (Martin had told Peter word-for-word, in MAG126, âI donât like being manipulated.â) + the boat painting. Peter Lukas has ruined me for those forever. The familial situation and dynamic was fairly different this time around (⌠MAG144 was much closer to Martinâs own), but hearing Jon read a statement about someone saying that x was âlonelyâ because the statement-giver was not around enough also  reminded me, a bit, of the whole Jon-Martin deal.
+ obviously, the ~not liking to be manipulated~ is relevant to Jon as well given his hatred of spiders and his overall Web-related trauma.)
- Itâs also amusing because, as much as I relistened to old episodes, I never labelled MAG027 a Spiral episode (and more specifically, a Distortion one) in my mind. Relistening to it, yeah, obviously, it was a Spiral episode, with the statement-giver being aware that others thought he was delusional or getting too old, but back then⌠there was the door, indeed, but I kind of remembered it as a Dark statement for some reason? The feeling of empty houses, the reflexion about noises and how you become aware of all the strange little things when youâre alone in it, and the fact that⌠something could come for you from within? I think it comes to the fact that, back then, Michael was not so strongly associated with âdoorsâ, and also because MAG026 had already been about him â itâs rare to get two episodes in a row involving the same person/monster/manifestation unless Jon is actively researching the subject.
- ⌠Jonâs⌠nostalgia of a simpler time? felt accidentally funny to me, though, because I did remember that I had found Jon especially savage with Paul McKenzie, back in MAG027:
(MAG146) ARCHIVIST: ⌠I never thought Iâd miss those days, when I could throw out some half-baked speculation about drug abuse or mental illness, and whoosh, away all the statements went. There is⌠nothing in the world more reassuring than ignorance which we can mistake for certainty. But no. Almost every one of those statements, those⌠people⌠that poor old man⌠[HUFF] Like I can talkâŚ! Like Iâm in any position to mourn the suffering of the innocent.
(MAG027) ARCHIVIST: I want to believe Mr. McKenzie, I really do. I am not entirely made of stone, and am apt to be moved by the plea of a scared old man as much as anybody. I mean, dementia is, of course, the most likely explanation, and he admits himself that he has no proof of any of it. Yet part of me still wants to believe him. Perhaps this job is making me sentimental.
And I knooow, Jon was lying and hiding because afraid, but. Still. It had been one of my biggest âOOOH, SHUT UP?!â moment in season 1. How low can you be, to be melancholic about a time when Jon Was Like That.
At the same time, itâs interesting how⌠Jonâs fake detachment, back in season 1, although absolutely biased and deliberately anti-supernatural, made him sound more⌠like how you could picture a neutral-uncaring-Archivist. Even in season 2, he was mostly obsessed with the threads going on, the mysteries of the Archives, of the monsters, of Gertrudeâs murder. Compared to season 4 in which⌠with the exception of some recent statements, and although it was just revealed that he had been harming people all along, he was also shown to be softer, more philosophical, more emotional over the victims, sparing a thought for them â and acknowledging their status. More human, in a way, than he had been when he wasnât this deep inâŚ? (Although still self-centred, in a different way, but more on that later.)
- On the subject of echoes and the situation feeling closer: there was also the fact that⌠Marcus McKenzie had done absolutely nothing to earn what had happened to him, that his targeting was absolutely unwarranted and began when he was just a little kid (â⌠The first door I remember seeing that shouldnât have been there must have been when I was five or six. [âŚ] So one night â it was in the Christmas holidays, so I must have been six⌠I wake up. Thereâs a noise in my room, like something being⌠dragged along the floor.â) â just⌠like Jon, who was only eight when he stumbled upon A Guest For Mr. Spider. And we had the proof that Marcus was pursued and toyed with (before eventually getting eaten) throughout his entire life; so what does it say about Jonâs own situationâŚ?
(- And in the list of things just plainly sad: Marcusâs âand I watched my most treasured possession disappear forever, as the door closed behind it, and I ran back to bed.â, accompanying the end of his innocence â since the door kept popping up, more and more sneakily and/or threatening, starting with this incident.
In the list of âaouchâ and conveying a lot in just a few words: âall that remained of my worldly possessions were packed up for yet another return to childhood.â)
- Smaller echoes: the way Marcus was, at first, trying to hide that he had seen another door fairly recently (âBut they were just⌠specific, weird little hallucinations that have long since stopped! Havenât had one in⌠Well, itâs not important.â) before finally telling about a last encounter that had taken place recently, after fifteen years of nothing â just like Jon had been hiding his current streak of victims (and even gave the lower number before admitting the actual one, when cornered).
- Slow build-up with Jon introducing the statement with a beautiful circumlocution⌠and finally calling a spade a spade:
(MAG146) ARCHIVIST: Statement of Marcus McKenzie, regarding a series of⌠unexplored entryways. [âŚ] But there is one thing I know an awful lot better now, than I did when I read his fatherâs statement: I know an awful lot more about doorsâŚ! [CLICK.]
And⌠more concerning:
(MAG146, Marcus McKenzie) âAnd as I passed that empty space of grass, there it was â a pale yellow door, stood all alone, like the entrance to a house that I just couldnât see. It had no frame around it, but I was sure that if I grasped its handle and twisted⌠it would still swing open, silent, and inviting. [âŚ] The street was silent, but I could feel it screaming at me to open it. I just about managed to not do. I was⌠just about able to walk away. [âŚ] Sometimes, you just have to leave. Even if whatâs on the other side scares you.â
And ooooh, do Jon does have his own âdoorsâ â Mr. Spiderâs, which he almost knocked on; Michael/Helenâs (and the fact that Elias had described how, in his dreams, Jon âknows the dream it used to lead to; he knows it well. But thatâs not where it leads anymore. He does not know what is behind it anymore, and he is deathly afraid of finding out. The Archivist turns away.â); his own inner door of knowledge, with the danger of drowningâŚ
- And Marcusâs case was big enough for Jon to⌠finally knock (bang.) on a door, which, I think, was the first time we ever heard him do? He was especially adamant about not knocking on this particular door?
(MAG131) ARCHIVIST: Oh. This, this door⌠It shouldnât be here. MELANIE: Yes. ARCHIVIST: I, uh⌠I donât want to open it. Iâm not going to. [MELANIE SIGHS, KNOCKS ON THE DOOR]
(MAG139) ARCHIVIST: Havenât seen Helen much. The door is⌠sometimes there, sometimes not. ⌠I havenât knocked. Iâm never going to trust it. Trust⌠her. ⌠Trust it. [DRY EXHALE] And I shouldnât. Whatever its relationship to the person who was or is Helen⌠assuming that I can ever know its motivations is a mistake.
(MAG146) ARCHIVIST: [BREATHING HEAVILY, FRANTICALLY BANGING ON A DOOR] [A DOOR CREAKS OPEN] [DISTORTION SOUNDS, BRINGING CONSTANT STATIC] HELEN: You rang~?
I didnât keep tabs in season 4 but I think it was still a Thing that nobody ever knocks on Jonâs door when they expect him to be inside (⌠Georgie did in MAG145, but she was pretending to not know), although the assistants did, between them. And of course, knocking on a door might have a special connotation for Jon! Itâs what almost got him killed when he was a kid, and ~compelled~ to knock by a Web book!
(And I just realized with this episode that, doors-wise, Martin and Jon actually make the worst combination possible. Jon would have been snatched by Mr. Spider if he had knocked on its door; and on the other hand⌠Martin stayed holed up inside of his flat while harassed by Jane Prentissâs constant regular knocking. Jon having a trauma related to being forced to knock to go inside; Martin having a trauma related to something knocking and threatening to come inside.)
- One of the themes mentioned by Arthur in the previous episode also poured into this one: the perception that we have of a person, and how âmanyâ of that same person there is.
(MAG145) GERTRUDE: What was Agnes like? [âŚ] ARTHUR: I⌠[PAUSE] I donât know. Not really. You got as many answers to that as⌠folks who met her. Never really knew what she felt âbout any of it! Not really. Not in her own words. [âŚ] At the end of it, youâre always just the⌠point of someone elseâs story. Everyone clamouring to say what you were, what you meant, and⌠your thoughts on it⌠all donât mean nothing.
We could see a glimpse of that idea throughout Marcusâs statement: in Marcusâs point of view, his father was obsessed with the idea of protecting him, and had made up the story about his own door to try and manipulate him into going back to living with him. That point of view⌠didnât age well: Helen confirmed that The Distortion had gone after both father and son, so Paulâs words were likely genuine (and there was nothing about an obsession with his son in his statement). And the theme was, once again, present within both Jon and Helen deceiving people: Helen, who had been fairly benevolent towards the Archives (trapping Jared and neutralising him, allowing Jon to go inside and offer him freedom against what he needed, announcing that she would help the Archives, fetching Jon and Basira back from Ny-Ă
lesund, swallowing Manuela) was also revealed to have embraced the âfeed what feeds youâ lifestyle and to be killing innocents without any remorse. In the same way, Jon, whose âmonsterhoodâ had mostly been existential and manifesting through his abilities in the first half of this season, was revealed to have attacked and condemned five innocent people to his nightmares since he woke up â and hid that from both the Assistants and the tapes.
- (âJack⌠I was wrong⌠I was so wrongâŚâŚâŚâŚâ) => I really wanted to believe in Helen, damniiiiiiiiiiiiit ;; I'd been hoping that Jon was wrong to not trust her, but he was rightâŚ
I had hope that Something Had Indeed Gone Wrong with Helen becoming the Distortion, since she had mentioned that Helen hadnât been âreadyâ when she had supplanted Michael, and that eating a man had made her feel âwrongâ⌠It looks like sheâs not getting second-thoughts anymore about these kind of things. Was it deception, back then? Was it an unavoidable process? Or did it happen partially because Jon pushed her away that time? As far as monsterhood goes, does it have to do with the nature of the Distortion itself? The Distortion sounds like a very particular case, since Helen uses âIâ to refer to itself/herself, but also identifies with Michael Shelley and Helen Richardson, while also being able to detach itself/herself from them and refer to them in third person. It⌠fits The Spiral, obviously, and the whole identity-is-hard, and there is the question of how much what happened to Helen Richardson (being eaten/fusing with/being consumed by The Distortion) can be relevant to Jonâs own experience of⌠~becoming~ The Archivist. Back in season 3, Jon had already regarded The Distortion as a âmantleâ and was fearing that the same might apply to him â but Jon⌠did keep his personality, when Helen indeed doesnât sound much like Helen Richardson anymore/is becoming more and more like Michael and an overall functionâŚ?
Though what remained (⌠officially, unless misleading/lying) is that Helen wanted to help and talk with Jon because Helen Richardson liked him. So, is Helen genuinely trying to âhelpâ Jon by encouraging him to embrace his need to feed, because itâs indeed making him feel bad right now?
(MAG146) ARCHIVIST: You⌠WhyâŚ? HELEN: Not sure. I suppose Helen didnât have quite the same attachment to him as a project. Iâm not quite as much for decades-long campaigns of subtle terror, these days. ARCHIVIST: [QUIET] ⌠Thatâs horrible⌠HELEN: Is it? We do what we need to do when it comes to feeding, donât we? ⌠Donât we, Archivist? ARCHIVIST: ⌠Yes⌠HELEN: It would be better if you embraced it. ARCHIVIST: ⌠Itâs not⌠[âŚ] Were you controlled? HELEN: What a delightful thought! ⌠I donât believe so, no. But the Spiderâs strings are subtle, so I suppose itâs not impossible. Why? ARCHIVIST: IâI want to know; can The Web control another avatar, one that serves a different power? HELEN: [HELEN LAUGHS AND LAUGHS, ECHOING] ARCHIVIST: Make them do things they donât want to, make them⌠[BREATHING FASTER] find victims, feed? HELEN: [SLOWLY STOPS LAUGHING] Perhaps! Perhaps not. Would that make life easier for you? ARCHIVIST: [SHAKY EXHALE] HELEN: Are you so sure you didnât want to? ARCHIVIST: [FRANTIC BREATHING] HELEN: [HELEN LAUGHS AND LAUGHS, ECHOING] [THE DOOR CREAKS CLOSED]
Or is Helen getting her kicks from tormenting him, because heâs confused, unsure of what is happening and of his own actions (=> food for Spiral)?
- Alright so: yeah, no, I donât think itâs The Web, Jon. At most, She made him leave the Institute when he needed to feed and/or led him towards people with stories (possibly because She knew thanks to the Chelicerae?), through the lighter or something else. But then, Jon talking to them and getting their âstoriesâ? Not, itâs The Eye, itâs The Archivist, itâs Jon, itâs his new status, itâs what his âchoiceâ meant, and heâll probably have to acknowledge it and come to terms with it (that heâs not only an âexistentialâ monster with powers, but something who feeds from othersâ pain). And itâs an influence, but Daisy had showed us that itâs not absolutely unavoidable⌠as long as you acknowledge the parts of you which are responsible for it.
- Itâs not The Web, but we already had proof that She can manipulate avatars:
(MAG121) OLIVER: Honestly, Iâm⌠still not exactly sure why Iâm here. But⌠you know better than anyone how the spiders can get into your head. Easier to just do what She asks!
But not for Jonâs particular case, most likely. (And itâs⌠really the ideal culprit, for Jon, who hates spiders, who has been traumatised by them when he was just a little boy. But⌠probably not The Web here, and most likely having to do with himself. I donât even think that Jon is actually fearing that he is controlled: as Helen highlighted, it would be more of a relief. Would that fear feed The Web although The Web did nothing? And what is the fear of learning that it was you all along, not something else making you do atrocious things?)
- Elias had told Jon he knew that Jon âhad problems with moderationâ (MAG092), there was the talk about Jon relentlessly seeking knowledge (MAG092, âIn a hundred ways, at a hundred thresholds, you pressed on. You sought knowledge relentlessly, and you always chose to see.â), even Georgie reminded Jon that he tended to be the one asking dangerous questions (MAG093, âYou were always the one who pushed too far, and asked smart-arse, awkward questions.â)⌠so yes, he was a recipe for disaster re:spooky influence and addiction dealing a god of knowledge.
But the biggest question is HOW did Jon manage to stop smoking, around the time he joined the Institute? (MAG080 âIâm going to have a cigarette. [âŚ] Sorry, Iâve been quit for five years nowâ.) He began smoking again at an unknown time (Eliasâs âHeâs not smoking again, is he?â in MAG039, Jon had cigarettes on him in MAG080, MAG091 and MAG111âŚ) but. He had stopped, once upon a time. Disaster who affirms that he Cannot Stop at every turn had managed to stop, a few years ago. How.
(Or was it âAhaha, Iâve quit!â while he was still smoking five cigarettes a day, and in denial about that too.)
- Jonâs way of âdefendingâ himself also tied in with bits that we had already seen previously, and which are In True Jon Fashion: rejecting responsibility when confronted, minimising, etc. Itâs⌠a bit like what he did with Tim in MAG065? He tends to be fiercely defensive when called out about things that he did directly (while more easily accepting blame when things happened due to his inaction, or peripherical to him)âŚ?
(He. Tends to really react like a kid, sometime, and. Itâs really Jon. Itâs the same Jon, reacting in Jonâs fashion.)
- Fun Thing: we began the season with âzombiesâ and here we are.
(MAG122) ARCHIVIST: [EXHALE, INHALE] Statement of⌠er⌠Lorell St John, regarding⌠zombies. [âŚ] Right⌠Well, I guess we should probably⌠let one of the nurses know Iâm awake. Iâm sure they have all sorts of⌠tests to do. Make sure Iâm not a⌠zombie, orâŚ
(MAG146) BASIRA: Iâll tell you all what I find. Donât let him eat anyoneâs brain while Iâm gone. ARCHIVIST: Thatâs not what I do.
(And, well. Basira had seen what he had done to Breekon, live.)
- I⌠am not 100% convinced yet that Martin indeed sent the tape to the Assistants, himself and deliberately. Because true, he was hesitating about finding a way for the tape to reach Jon:
(MAG142) MARTIN: I should probably try to get him this tape, let him know what happened, that someone came in to⌠But then, ahah, would that just come across as an accusation? Like, because I donât wanna⌠And then, then I guess heâd⌠hear this bit as well, so⌠I⌠I⌠[LONG EXHALE] What do I doâŚ?
(MAG146) ARCHIVIST: Been a while since youâve all come to see me together. I assume itâs⌠not good news. DAISY: No. MELANIE: What the hell have you been doing, Jon? BASIRA: Martin left a tape for us. [SHUFFLING NOISE] ARCHIVIST: And what exactly is on this tâ ⌠Oh⌠MELANIE: Yes.
⌠but on the other hand⌠we know that Martin can begin letters without sending them (MAG042 and Jon finding âan unfinished letter, addressed to his mother in Devonâ), so⌠the most likely is that Martin indeed chose to send it, but Iâm not shutting off other options: even if there was a message with it or something, it doesnât mean that he had indeed sent it, and either Peter either The Web could have arranged for it to reach the Assistantsâ hands given the⌠consequences of hearing the tape.
In any case, itâs probably Not What Martin Wanted, given how he had ranted about Jon jumping into danger at every opportunity, back in MAG142. (Iâm curious about how he will react to this one.)
(- Iâm glad that âJess Tyrellâ has a name! I was super-uncomfy with the âBystanderâ back in MAG142 â and itâs⌠quite significant that Jon was able to tell her name, while Helen hadnât been able to identify her victims with theirs. Though: how did Jon understand what the tape was about, in this episodeâŚ? Was there a label? Was it accompanied with the complaint? Martin himself didnât know her name, so he wouldnât have been able to write it on the paper, but then, Jon could immediately tell what it was about. HowâŚ?)
- Basiraâs dryness, coldness and harshness towards Jon make⌠a lot of sense. Jon repeated time and time again that she could trust him, although she was extremely wary of him when he woke up. Her reactions in MAG143 (telling Jon that he didnât have to face the Dark Sun) hinted that she had either warmed up to him since then, or had been forcing herself to be cautious all this time â at the very least, she wasnât ready to see him sacrifice himself, she wasnât ready to âuseâ him. And now, it turns out that⌠she had been partially right, when she was berating Jon for being a monster or not being what he seemed.
She snapped at him for taking Floydâs statement in MAG141 but still allowed it to happen; The Darkâs ritual turned out to have been a bust, encouraged by Elias; and previously, Elias had sent her around on wild goose chases, explicitly acknowledging that he just wanted her to leave Jon alone to allow him to go inside of the coffin (⌠and Jon coming out of it was followed by a third victim). Sheâs been played by Elias; she accepted Jonâs actions; and turns out she didnât manage to accomplish anything since Jon woke up. Iâm not that surprised that she decided to rush it to Hill Top Road â Daisy had told Martin that she was prone to improvising, and in this case, itâs probably reinforced by her own personal frustrations? I donât think that she believes that The Web is behind Jonâs actions â maybe sheâs hoping, maybe sheâs not; or it could be sheer anger at Jon and the desire to put him face-to-face with the fact that he did it all, that there was no Hidden Spider Forcing Him To Do Things. Or maybe a mix of everything. I donât know.
- Now that Jonâs activities are known, I wonder how long it will be before the others learn that Basiraâs intel had been Elias⌠Iâm not sure that Jon hasnât picked up on that (since we now have confirmation that he had been hiding things from the tapes for months). Daisy didnât know about Floyd (which means that Basira had hidden this one from her, already), but making it known that she had been in contact with and listening to Elias all along⌠wonât go down easily with either Daisy (who had been coerced into working for him, with Basira as blackmail, after her own blackmail when Elias told her âstatement never givenâ) or Melanie (the fact that Elias trapped her, and MAG106⌠;;). They⌠still havenât picked up on the fact that trying to keep Big Secrets in Beholdingâs temple, while Elias is able to spy on them, is an ESPECIALLY bad idea, uh.
(;; And now, Iâm afraid that Melanie and Daisy also have their list of Dirty Secrets accomplished during this seasonâŚ)
(- I HATE HOW THIS SEASON BASICALLY FEELS LIKE ELIAS WINNING AT EVERYTHING, AAAAAARGGGG.
Because Bastard most likely knew and witnessed Jon feeding from people and extorting their statements?! And he mostly used Basira to cultivate Jon into using his powers: isolating him and extending the status quo until Jon would go inside of the coffin, playing on Jonâs uncertainty about The Darkâs activities to get him to meet the remnant of the cult.)
- About Hidden Activities: Iâm really not sure that Melanie knows that Helen has been eating innocent people? She disliked Jon, but I doubt she would have been so casual with Helen in MAG131 if she had known?
- Meanwhile, yes, Basira is utterly biased about Daisy, but⌠she kinda⌠had a pointâŚ
(MAG146) MELANIE: [EXHALE] So. What do we do, now? ARCHIVIST: I donât know. BASIRA: Youâre a danger, Jon. A monster. Youâre hurting innocent people. ARCHIVIST: So did DaisyâŚ! BASIRA: Shut up! Itâs not the same thing at all. DAISY: Basira⌠[EXHALE] He has a point. BASIRA: You didnât know what you were doing! DAISY: [SIGH] BASIRA: And since you did, youâve spent every waking hour resisting. He knows exactly what heâs doing. ARCHIVIST: I donâtâ! Uh, itâs not that simple, itâit feels⌠[BREATHING QUICKENING] ⌠I donât know if I can control it, I donât know if itâs even me doing itâŚ!
Because unlike Daisy, Jon had the knowledge about monsters: Elias excluded, he was the person in the Institute who knew the most about them and what they did. And he kept telling the others to trust him, while hiding the harm he was causing from them. Since she came back, Daisy took responsibility, insisting that it was her, although she wasnât proud of it and was regretting it; Jon⌠is currently trying to shift the blame on something else. Daisy made sacrifices since she came back (not going with them to fight The Dark, avoiding thinking too much about EliasâŚ); Jon⌠didnât even try at allâŚ? And I really think that it wouldnât hurt the others as much if Jon hadnât shown some understanding of their situations, encouraging them to get better, while he (Jon âOne thing Iâve learned, Daisy, is that we all get a choice. Even if it doesnât feel like one.â Sims) himself apparently didnât try. Even for unspooky things: while Melanie went to therapy, Jon only passive-aggressively confirmed that Georgie wouldnât accompany him, when she brought it up. Even Jess⌠had recalled how she had fought to heal and get better:
(MAG142) JESS: So. It⌠It took a long time to get over that. I mean⌠Thatâs not weird, right? I mean, it was a bad time. You know? Itâit stays with you. I was signed off for, what, probably about six months, with the injuries? I had pretty bad, uh, nightmares, claustrophobia, I mean⌠Obviously, right? But, uh, butâbut I did my physio, and, you know, talked wiâwith the counsellor they gave me? Look, I did everything I was supposed to, andâand yeah, I⌠I guess I was fine. You know, once the bruises were gone, I⌠Well, itâs easy to blame memory, right? You know, haâhallucination, coincidence, all the⌠classic shite you tell yourself. Look, life went back to⌠normal, I⌠I was fine. Until⌠[CHOKING] about two weeks ago. MARTIN: And that was when you met Jâ ⌠Er, one of our employees. JESS: ⌠Thatâs when he showed up.
And both Daisy and Melanie, who had been under influence, acknowledged their feelings and actions as their own:
(MAG131) MELANIE: And then, one day, I suddenly have this thing that takes all that rage, and it holds it. Tells me itâs right. That itâs me. It didnât stay in my leg because of some Ghostly Masterplan; it stayed⌠because I wanted it.
(MAG142) MARTIN: Oh, that canâtâ that canât⌠I mean, itâs not him, is it? Not, not really? Itâs, what, addiction, instinct, maybe mind control, something like that? I⌠canât believe heâd choose to do something like that. ⌠No, no, I, I canât think like that, though, I, I canât let myself, âcause I mean, if, if heâs already gone, then all of this is justâŚ
(MAG142) MARTIN: Itâs alright. Wasnât you. [INHALE] Not really. DAISY: No, it was. I hate⌠a lot of what I did back then; doesnât mean Iâm not⌠responsible for it, doesnât mean it⌠wasnât me.
Of course, Jon has his issues. Daisy was right about him having PTSD, being self-destructive, being plagued by survivorâs guilt. Heâs probably depressed, hence the aimlessness and his whole sinking (the fact that Martin cut all ties was stated multiple times to make him brood). And heâs still acknowledging that what is happening to innocent people is wrong (and it is genuine, and not only a reaction to match the Assistantsâ outrage: he was upset, before, both on his own and in front of Helen).
But Jon is not âonlyâ a victim anymore, like he was in season 3: now, he actively causes harm, he hurts people. The way Jess described her life in MAG142, it got utterly ruined and there is likely no fixing (she was in obvious distress, she couldnât work anymore, couldnât function; even if sheâs supposed to live like this for the rest of her life, we just got Helen mentioning that one of her victims had died of ânaturalâ causes due to his terror â with the amount of stress Jess is put under, she probably wonât live long, and if itâs manifesting like this for the four others⌠neither will they?).
- That said, I DONâT WANT TIM TO HAVE BEEN RIGHT ABOUT IT, GDIâŚ
(MAG114) TIM: So, why donât you âArchivistâ me, then? Just pull it straight out. ARCHIVIST: Because I donât want to! I am not your enemy, Tim. TIM: [DISMISSIVELY] Like that matters! These things arenât human. Itâs⌠instinct. You canât not. ARCHIVIST: [SOFTLY] Iâm still me, Tim. [TIM HUFFS] Iâm still⌠me.
And getting confirmation that no, itâs nooot The Web making him feed, could act as a wake-up call? Or⌠actually listening to Jessâs tape could, maybe. Because the portrayal she made of Jon was especially upsetting:
(MAG142) JESS: But he just starts talking. Slowly. But real intense. He says he works here, at theâthe Magnus Institution and I say what even is that, and he says he wants my story. He says he needs to hear what happened to me. And I⌠I wanted to tell him toâtoâto to go away, IâI wanted toâto to kick him, and run. But⌠I⌠[SHAKY DUMBFOUNDED EXHALE] I sit down. [âŚ] It felt like⌠like I was throwing up all those feelings again, and I wanted to, to scream, but instead I just⌠sat, and calmly told him my life story, and he just watched me. His eyes, like⌠his eyes, like, weâwere⌠drinking in every fragment of my misery. I canât⌠It⌠[PAUSE] And then it was over. And he looked⌠he looked at me like heâd just eaten⌠like, a perfectly cooked steak. You know what he said? He said: âThank you.â âThank you,â just like that. Like⌠like reliving the worst parts of my whole life were just a bit of a⌠a favour, that Iâd done him. And then he left, and, and I⌠I just sat there, and cried for a while.
(MAG146) ARCHIVIST: [SIGH] Jess Tyrell, the woman on the tape⌠[SIGH] She was the fourth. IâI just tried to⌠I was weak, râravenous, IâI didnât feel⌠[âŚ] I donâtâ! Uh, itâs not that simple, itâit feels⌠[BREATHING QUICKENING] ⌠I donât know if I can control it, I donât know if itâs even me doing itâŚ!
And the Whole Thing came up now, not at the end of the season. Which raises the question: why should Jon be kept aliveâŚ? The fact that the assistants directly confronted him is a proof that they didnât totally antagonise him (they would have plotted and thought about a way to get rid of him if they genuinely thought he was⌠over and done with. There is still the coffin in Artefact Storage.) but⌠if Jon isnât even trying to be kept in check, if heâs fated to target innocent people, if heâs not trying to find a way to control it (nor tried to warn the others about it, to be contained or monitored)⌠there is absolutely nothing differentiating him from the monsters we previously saw? And there is the added looming threat of The Watcherâs Crown? I donât think the overall conclusion will be that yes, he would have been better off dying, and that Tim actively trying to die was The Only Respectable Way Out. I think there is probably still ways to do something meaningful in their current situation? But there is the fact that, right now, Jon isnât paying the price of his powers anymore (his victims are) and that, as far as they know, there is nothing else than The Eyeâs ritual in front of them.
- It feels like whatâs currently happening also had to do with Jonâs overall passivity regarding his powers. He had told Georgie, in season 3, that he couldnât stop his research. He had realised, in America, that he was indeed dependant of statements, and had decided, at that moment, to just accept it since he didnât have the time to interrogate it (since there was The Unknowing coming closer â but after he woke up, Jon didnât have⌠much to do, and it would have been the moment to ponder about it). It was highlighted with Jonâs passivity around the tape recorders, contrasting with how Basira had chosen to⌠woosh them away:
(MAG123) ARCHIVIST: And weâve got an audience. Perfect. I thought you said you decided to throw them all out. BASIRA: Yup. And I did. And hereâs another one. ARCHIVIST: Maybe itâs hungry. BASIRA: Seriously? ARCHIVIST: I mean, I did have a statement I was planning to record. BASIRA: Great. Perfect. You can get on with that, and Iâll just leave, then.
(MAG126) ARCHIVIST: [DRY EXALE] There was a tape recorder waiting for me when I sat down. Theyâre not even hiding it anymore. There werenât any tapes from when I was⌠away â I checked. Whatever they are, they are here for me. I suppose I should be worried, but I have so much to keep watch over. So Iâve decided to let the tapes run. Theyâve⌠proved useful before, so⌠[TINY CHUCKLE]
(MAG146) MELANIE: [EXHALE] Why didnât you record them? BASIRA: Why do you think? Because he was ashamed. ARCHIVIST: No! I donâtâ ⌠IâI mean, I donât record anything anymore, not⌠not really, I just⌠sort of assume theyâll⌠turn on, if itâs important. BASIRA: Well, they didnât. ARCHIVIST: ⌠No, I suppose not.
(Also: eff you, tape recorders, for not thinking that these peopleâs stories were Important :<)
And it was also shown in the way Jon⌠kept saying that he couldnât control his Knowing:
(MAG127) ARCHIVIST: [STATIC] Look, I donât know, Basira. I hope Iâm still human, but it⌠but itâs seeming more and more unlikely. BASIRA: ⌠I didnât ask. ARCHIVIST: No, I suppose you didnât. BASIRA: Donât snoop in my head. ARCHIVIST: Iâm not âsnoopingâ, Iâm not looking. Thatâs not⌠how this works.
(MAG128) BASIRA: You heard me. Donât ask about them, and donât know about them either. ARCHIVIST: I canât exactly control that! BASIRA: Learn.
(MAG133) DAISY: [BREATHING HEAVILY] Basira said you could just⌠âknowâ all this now anyway. ARCHIVIST: Yeah, itâs⌠IâI canât really⌠control it.
(And unless he lied to us about it too, he kinda managed to keep in check for Martinâs and Basiraâs activities, in the end, when they pressed him to stop? So⌠maybe, sadly, being firm and cutting Jon on his bullshit is the only way to get him to actively try to hold on.)
- Daisy seemed to have picked up on a pattern regarding Jonâs feeding, though, which is that they happened after he used his powers in new ways and/or experienced another Fear and/or got hurt by spooks:
(MAG146) ARCHIVIST: [SIGH] Jess Tyrell, the woman on the tape⌠[SIGH] She was the fourth. IâI just tried to⌠I was weak, râravenous, IâI didnât feel⌠⌠The first was a supermarket cleaner. Em, ended up lost for a week in an endless warehouse. I didnât evenâŚ! IâI just went in for some shopping, and he was there, and IâI just⌠asked. The second was, uh, it was after I got⌠stabbed by Melanie. MELANIE: You are not putting this on me! ARCHIVIST: No, thatâs not what I meant! [SIGH] I was walking the streets, IâI thought I was trying to clear my headâ DAISY: [DELIBERATE] But you were hunting. ARCHIVIST: ⌠Apparently. I found a woman who⌠every year on her birthday, wakes up in a fresh grave. Just for her. DAISY: And the third was after the coffin. ARCHIVIST: A man rejected by all who knew him, searching ever-darker places for love. When he told me his story, he started⌠weeping maggots.
So: first one after waking up from the âcomaâ, second after using his powers to see and remove Melanieâs bullet (and getting stabbed), third after coming out of the coffin, Jess Tyrell⌠after trying to peer through the Lonely (at the end of MAG139). There is still Floyd: why was he recorded? Is it because he had been involved with someone we already knew (Salesa)? And how come there was nothing after The Dark â is it because Floyd worked as a power up/healing by anticipation?
- Iâm sad for Daisy!! ;; Daisy, who had spent time around Jon, who had shared things (The Archers!!) with Jon, and who was giving the impression that she was pulling him off⌠She sounded like she could understand the mechanism, but at the same time, Jon⌠didnât tell her. Too ashamed? Not trusting her enough? So deep in denialâŚ?
- DAISY CALLED MELANIE âMELâ!!! FRIENDS!!!
(MAG112) DAISY: Couldnât find Tim, but heâs gone with Martin and⌠the other one. BASIRA: Melanie. DAISY: Sure.
(MAG146) ARCHIVIST: ⌠So weâre going with her. DAISY: [SIGH] Come on, Mel. Iâll see if Iâve got a stab vest in your size. MELANIE: ⌠Yeah. Sure.
Daisy came so far, with her ;w;
- On the one hand, itâs hilarious, indeed, that Melanie acts like a voice of reason.
(MAG146) MELANIE: Uh, okay, seriously. [CHAIR SQUEAKING] IâIâm going to have to be the one to point out that this is a terrible idea? BASIRA: Daisy? DAISY: ⌠Be better if we could prepare. MELANIE: IâI just think that⌠we shouldnât be exposing ourselves like this until we have a little bit more than a hunchâŚ!
⌠On the other hand, we still donât know if her therapist is a Regular Therapist or a potentially Web-y spook, so the fact that she was inciting the others to not go to Hill Top Road⌠could be due to an influence. ⌠Or not, and itâs just regular therapy putting some common sense into her.
- The Annabelle mentions were interesting because:
(MAG146) BASIRA: ⌠So you say youâre being controlled. ARCHIVIST: IâI donât know. Maybe? ThâThe Web, itâ BASIRA: What, what was the name you said before? Annabelle Cane? ARCHIVIST: ⌠Yes, uh, sheâs⌠sheâs been watching us, IâIâm pretty sure of it⌠DAISY: Jon⌠Iâm not sure thereâs actually theâ BASIRA: No. No, if he is being controlled, we need to know. And we need to know now. Do you know where she is? ARCHIVIST: H⌠Not⌠not properly, I, I think she has some connection to Hill Top Road.
1°) ⌠we have no connection between Annabelle and Hill Top Road as of now, except that both are Web-business. (Not all Spiders, Jon.)
2°) When Jon discussed about Annabelle Cane in MAG136, it was actually with Daisy! So either Jon has been sharing some thoughts about her with Basira, either Daisy told Basira (which would match with Daisy communicating overall!).
- On the one hand, Jon hypothesising that The Web could be behind the fact that he has been attacking people sounds like something he might have thought about because he just heard Gertrude (another Archivist) mentioning how she had been manipulated into doing what She wanted, in her own youth:
(MAG145) ARTHUR: Alright. Agnes: howâd you do it? Never did understand it, not really. GERTRUDE: Ah. Thatâs a fair enough question. [PAUSE] It was⌠The Web. I didnât know it at the time, of course, and I would call it an accident â but it never is, with them. Itâs only after the fact that you can see all the subtle manipulations. I was very new to it all, of course. I mean, I was, what? Canât have been older than⌠twenty-five. [âŚ] Like I said, mm, I was young. NaĂŻve. I somehow found just the right books, made just the right connections, and even got what I thought was a piece of blind good luck, when I found a tin box in the ashes of Hilltop Road, containing some perfectly preserved cuttings of her hair. Of course, what I thought was a âbanishment ritualâ turned out⌠not to be. The circle I constructed was more of a⌠an invitation. It let the Mother of Puppets bind me to Agnes, interweave our existences at some⌠metaphysical level, as it had with Fielding and the house. ⌠It was the most painful experience of my life.
On the other hand, Jon⌠researched quite a bit about the notion of âcontrolâ this season, and thinking all along that he might be puppeteered could have been the reason behind that?
(MAG123) ARCHIVIST: The Web does seem to have a preference for those who prefer not to assert themselves. [âŚ] Perhaps a coincidence, just⌠people⌠shopping their traumatic event around⌠but I have to wonder⌠how much their actions were their own.
(MAG125) ARCHIVIST: In many ways, The Slaughter fascinates me. There seems to be, in all cases, a question at its heart about⌠control. Is it a mindless dance, dragging participants along by the beat of a drum or⌠is there a kernel of will in there, a lucidity and deliberateness to the random fury and violence? I suppose thatâs the question with so much of âviolenceâ, âwarâ: how much are you really in command of yourself or of others? Iâm not sure what scares me more: the idea that deep down, everyone is in complete control of their actions, that everything is, on some level, intentional; or that ultimately, we donât have any control of ourselves at all, and the rest is just⌠rationalisation.
(MAG129) ARCHIVIST: I donât like this. I donât like⌠not being sure whatâs going to be in my mind. What thoughts are mine and what are from⌠elsewhere.
(MAG136) DAISY: You think Iâm weak, just⌠[SIGH] âcause Iâm not already chasing the next kill? You think Iâm less me? ARCHIVIST: I⌠[SIGH] I donât feel like Iâm exactly in the best place to judge the⌠intersection [CHUCKLE] between free will and humanity. Still trying to figure that out myself. [SILENCE] DAISY: Jon⌠when you went into the coffin. Was it you choosing to do that? Did you actually think you could save me, or was⌠that something telling you to do it? [SILENCE] ARCHIVIST: It was me. I was⌠drawn to it, Iâll admit, but it was my decision.
Though it was, once again, a consideration which was also relevant to his Beholding powers (the fact that he knew things unprompted).
- Since Peter mentioned his belief that The Extinction could have been born from The End, although taking an active form, I still wonder if that could have been the case originally between The Eye and The Web, or if they arenât currently merging due to the information&control-related fears being especially overlapping with our eraâs development of the means of communicationâŚ
There have been so many moments, this season, in which I wondered âis it the Web, or Beholding?â, and especially in the way Jon got dragged towards x or y statement. Trying to get an overview of season 4 regarding the nature of statements and how Jon stumbled upon them (when he was the one reading or listening), there are⌠recurring threads? (ha.)
* MAG121: Oliverâs statement, about choices; Web interested in Jon.
* MAG122: (Statement brought by Basira; feeling like the only person left in the world)
* MAG123: Web & Annabelle, link with the Institute
* MAG124: (Simon Fairchild casually feeding)
* MAG125: Slaughter statement, notion of âcontrolâ, led to Melanieâs surgery
* MAG126: Pre-Spiral ritual
(MAG126) ARCHIVIST: ⌠I remembered Gertrudeâs notebook [âŚ]. Iâve been staring at it for hours, in the hope something from it would just⌠come to me. And it worked well enough to point me towards this statement, which is⌠useful background, and perhaps gives some insight into how Gertrude formulated her counter-rituals, but⌠not much more.
* MAG127: Jonah Magnus & Beholding (Albrecht)
(MAG127) BASIRA: And what was that you were doing yesterday? ARCHIVIST: ⌠WhenâŚ? BASIRA: You were sat on the floor for like four hours. ARCHIVIST: ⌠Oh! Er, nânâno, I was, er, I was⌠listening. Yâknow, itâs, trying to see if any of the statements⌠called to me. BASIRA: And? ARCHIVIST: [FLIPS PAPER]
* MAG128: Breekonâs visit, Jon âextractingâ his statement; going towards Daisyâs rescue
* MAG129: Buried statement, notion of âanchorâ, going towards Daisyâs rescue
(MAG129) ARCHIVIST: I donât like this. I donât like⌠not being sure whatâs going to be in my mind. What thoughts are mine and what are from⌠elsewhere. Why I just know some statements are what I should be reading. I assume this one is related to the coffin. To Daisy.
* MAG130: Flesh ritual (Lucia Wright surviving it), nudging towards Flesh-as-anchor or Jared (kept in Helenâs corridors), towards Daisyâs rescue. Tape explicitly sent by The Web.
(MAG130) ARCHIVIST: I found this tape tucked in the corner of my desk drawer. [AGGRAVATED SIGH] Covered in cobwebs. I suppose subtlety is gone out the window a bit. And the question is now simply ⌠how much I trust the Spider to have my⌠best interests at heart. ⌠Hm. I suspect my assuming it has a heart might be a clue Iâm looking at this the wrong way. [âŚ] what is it trying to tell me with this? Is it about⌠rituals? About getting Daisy back? About⌠about an anchor. What was it she said, âthe siren call of Fleshâ⌠Hm. Itâs possible, I suppose.
* MAG131: Jaredâs story (bit of Flesh ritual), notion of âanchorâ through Jonâs ribs, going towards Daisyâs rescue
* MAG132: Coffin trip, Daisyâs rescue
* MAG133: Hunt ritual (Percy Fawcett surviving it)
(* MAG134: Martin reading Adelard Dekkerâs letter about The Extinction)
* MAG135: Pre-Dark ritual
* MAG136: Web & Annabelle, link with the Institute
* MAG137: Slaughter ritual (Wallis Turner surviving it)
(MAG137) ARCHIVIST: Thereâs a box of tapes and statements in the corner. Obviously those Elias either didnât feel he could trust me with yet, or maybe just the ones he was checking himself. [âŚ] So I just took the first one that called to me, and itâs⌠[DRY NASAL EXHALE] Itâs good. I suppose.
(* MAG138: Martin reading Robert Smirkeâs letter to Jonah Magnus, warning him about The Watcherâs Crown/Beholding)
* MAG139: Desolation, Agnes, Hill Top Road
* MAG140: (Statement brought by Basira; about The Darkâs ritual attempts)
* MAG141: Jon feeding on Floyd, statement regarding Salesaâs activities and (presumed) death. The tape recorder activated on its own.
(* MAG142: Martin taking Jess Tyrellâs complaint, about how Jon had attacked her two weeks ago.)
* MAG143: (Jon making Manuela give her statement about the failure of The Darkâs ritual)
(* MAG144: Martin reading an Extinction statement)
* MAG145: Desolation, Agnes, Hill Top Road, âanchorâ, The Web manipulating an Archivist and tying them to another avatar in order to neutralise Agnes (/Gertrude too?).
(MAG145) ARCHIVIST: And here? I reached out, I took another tape, eh!, hoping for a bit of guidance, but⌠[HUFF] To be honest, this hasnât helped.
* MAG146: Spiral-statement, Hill Top Road.
(MAG146) ARCHIVIST: So it seems we did have Marcus McKenzieâs statement after all. I spent so long looking for it, back when I found his fatherâs, and⌠no luck. But now, I decide to start looking properly into Hill Top Road, and all of a sudden⌠Iâm drawn to rearrange a filing cabinet â and what do I find behind it?
When Jon âknowsâ something, itâs clearly Beholding, no problem. But when he feels the âcallâ of a statement, is it Beholding/the Archives, or is it The Web making him take one, and Jon rationalising that he had felt something? Most statements, this season, have involved Web and/or getting the means to save his assistants (/getting involved with other Fears), and/or learning about rituals â and now, about Hill Top Road. A lot of them seem possibly⌠pointed?
- Same old questions: we can guess that The Web has plans for Jon, hence the lighter, hence sending Handsome mlm Death Prophet Oliver to convince him to choose avatardom, hence the cobwebs following him around (Jon mentioned them in MAG123), hence revealing itself when sending him MAG130âs tape (and encouraging him to go inside of the coffin, and possibly helping him come out of it, if it was indeed The Web which made Martin set up the tape recorders around it?). But ~what does the Spider want~? Is Jon supposed to fix the âscar in realityâ left by Agnes&Fieldingâs fight, somehow, since he managed to do things that had never been accomplished before (getting out of the coffin) and has proven that he could âkillâ powerful phenomenon (seeing the Dark Sun)? And what is Her stance on The Watcherâs Crown, amongst other thingsâŚ? Is She just there to enjoy the show, is She worried about something (The Extinction?) or has She decided to jump on The Watcherâs Crownâs bandwagon, or does She want to make sure it doesnât happen?
Georgie had been the one to recommend that Jon find âanchorsâ, back in season 3, but season 4 expanded the meaning of the word: âanchorsâ as a way to escape the clutch of a Fear, an âanchorâ as a way to neutralise a Chosen One â and Jon likened his own situation to Agnes (MAG139), before learning that she had been bound to an Archivist to put the Desolationâs activities on hold (MAG145), by The Web itself. If The Web was indeed behind a majority of Jonâs readings and researches lately (after all, Gertrude highlighted how The Web had manipulated her through her researches, by orientating her towards specific books and materials!), everything could sound like itâs supposed to slowly introduce Jon to the concept of being, himself, bound to something/someoneâŚ?
(- Weâve been putting so much excitement on the prospect of seeing Annabelle, of thinking that Annabelle is currently pulling all the strings, though⌠that I canât help but wonder. What if she is actually⌠dead. Because that would strike quite the blow on a lot of things re: who is currently in control.)
- Practical questions regarding the Hill Top Road trip, from London to Oxford
* Are they going by train? Or by car, and if by car, whoâs driving (Basira and Daisy both can drive, it has been mentioned), and does that mean Melanie will get stuck with Jon in the back seats?
* Will they actually reach Hill Top Road, or will something happen before. (Web preventing them from doing so, or even⌠lonely endless road, courtesy of Peter, if Martin hears about the Expedition and threatens to stop doing his spreadsheets?)
* Will the tree still be thereâŚ? Anya had seen it in April 2009 (MAG114) although Ivo Lensik had uprooted it in November 2006, the night of Agnesâs death (MAG008)⌠(And there was the tree burning in MAG127, that Albrecht/~the master~ had wanted âdeadââŚ)
* What or who will they find, if they manage to reach Hill Top Road? They certainly wonât take The Web by surprise, so if they meet some of Her agents, it will be because She consented to it. Annabelle herself? Another Web avatar? Melanieâs therapist, if she isnât Annabelle herself? Oliver, once again as a messenger? Adelard Dekker? Weird ghosts from the past haunting the place (Agnes or Raymond)? A Giant Big Spider? Or nobody, and only an item? A message? A Guest For Mr. Spider, for Jon to have a breakdown? Elias and Peterâs 9th marriage certificate from the last four years? A tape or a statement giving them a clue?
Alriiiiiiiiiiight alright alright, unless weâre being dramatically misled, title for MAG147 promises ~Web stuff~. Part of me is a bit sad, because the⌠exact title had been used for a while by the fandom to refer to something/someone Very Specifically, and it probably means that past that episode, it will be entirely jossed and we wonât be able to use it the same way â but eh, thatâs the deal with Speculation overall. Other part of me is âYIIIIIIIIIIIIHâ because. Yep. Thatâs it. Something Is Coming.
Forms of the title have been roughly used by Martin in MAG117 and Elias in MAG106 (and other times, but those two uses stuck with me), but itâs probably going to be about⌠Annabelle? Although it doesnât match her official title of ~the Story Spinner~ used in MAG123. It could be something else Web-related, though â we⌠donât know much about Raymond Fielding except for how he was getting Babies in the house, technically? Or something else entirely?
As for Events⌠Martin meeting Peterâs friend (who is a âheâ) is still pending, so it could be that, just to make us even more impatient about the Hill Top Road trip. Or it could also be Annabelle or another spider visiting him while the others are off. Or it could be the group at Hill Top Road, so soon. Any of these cases would mean: DREAD. /o/
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Hi! You mentioned in your blog that you needed a distraction and that fic-requesters were free to come your way? If this is convenient, then can I request a damijon fic? One where batfam is overprotective and keeps interrupting the time damian and jon spend together and the two get frustrated? Thanks!
A/N: Of course you can sweetie ^^
So there is no confusion Jon is 14 and Damian is 17
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He knew it was a mistake to tell Dick that he was dating Jon, he should have listen to his instincts when they told him that it was a bad idea but Jonathan thought he was embarrassed of him because he didnât want to tell his family about them.
The truth was in the Batfamily you learn that you share everything, the bathroom, food, your dadâs attention; anything you could think of the family shared even when the girls and their personal problems, okay that was mainly Steph but the point is if one had something they had to share with everyone in the family.
So, it was natural that Damian wanted to keep something to himself for as long as he could but Jon wanted everyone to know and Damian just couldnât say no to those big blue puppy dog eyes so he gave in and told his family.
Of course, the last thing he expected was for Grayson to tell Todd, who told Brown, who told Thomas, who tried to keep it a secret but Drake figured it out himself and told Damian that he was going to need a lot of luck.
Now he understood why he said that.
His worst fear was that he might have to share Jonâs attention with everyone, he never thought that his brothers would do everything they can to keep him from enjoying his time with Jon.
âI guess it could be-â
âDonât say it,â
âSay what?â
âDonât say it could be worse because every time you say that something worse happens,â
Jon puffed his cheeks in anger and Damian did not think that was adorableâŚokay he did but he was not going to say that out loud.
âThatâs not true,â
âOur trip to the zoo?â
âOh, right that wasâŚI mean it wasnâtâŚokay so it couldâveâŚâ
The look on Damianâs face told Jon that he was right and nothing Jon could say would prove him wrong.
âShut up,â he said while grabbing a fry and throwing it at Damian, Damian just laughed as he looked around the food court and saw that the close was clear, he then reached for Jonâs hand however, before he could another hand landed on the table making a loud banging noise, poor Jon nearly wet himself at the loud sound that appeared out of nowhere.
âHey you guys! Tim, Duke, Jay, and I brought you guys some food,â
If Damian had heat vision he would use it to burn Graysonâs smug look off his face right about now.
Meanwhile, Jon was hoping against hope that he didnât look like he was seconds away from soiling himself.
âI thought I told you Grayson that Jon and I would be getting our own food,â
âTrueâŚbut since me and your brothers are already here why not get you guys some food,â he said with a huge smile.
Damian wanted to slap that smile off his face.
The rest of the batboys came with Duke giving him an apoligic look, Tim giving him a smug look, and Jason glaring down at the baby supe.
âUmmmâŚthatâs so nice of you Dick,â
âOf course it is, I mean my baby brother is on a date and I really want to make sure you guys have a good time,â he said with a sweet smile, a little to sweet for Damianâs liking.
When Jason placed the food down he also gave Jon a sweet smile.
âI took the liberty of ordering for you hope you donât mind,â
âN-not at all,â Jon was about to grab his plate before Damian grabbed his wrist to stop him.
âDonât eat that,â was all he said before he gave him his own plate.
âWe can share from mine,â
Jon just smiled and didnât want to admit that he was scared to eat the food Jason got him, mainly because he could smell the spicy condiments coming off of the plate.
Dick and Jason glared at the baby supe while said supe was doing everything not to pay attention to their glares even though it was easier said then done.
Duke and Tim looked at each other before they slapped the back of their brotherâs heads.
âWhy donât the two of you go to the arcade while Tim, Jason, Dick, and I finish eating,â Thomas said smiling at the two boys.
He had to admit, Damian and Jon were the cutest thing and while he can somewhat understand Dickâs need to be overprotective with Damian the older boy needed to let go and let him be on his own.
Damian smiled and grabbed Jonâs hand.
âThomas, you are officially my favorite,â he then pulled Jon away from the mess that was his brothers and headed for the arcade.
âWhat the fuck Duke?!â Could be heard from the other side of the restaurant and Damian and Jon couldnât help but laugh.
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He thought of all people Drake would be the most understanding, the one who would let them be and not bother them but he was wrong, he was so wrong.
He turned his gaze to Jon who also looked annoyed and was holding himself back from burning off his brotherâs face.
Connor and Tim overheard Jon telling Damian that they should spend some time at the park. Damian agreed and couldnât wait to spend a nice day out with Jon.
The it was a nice day, the weather wasnât to hot or cold, not to mention that Alfred prepared them a nice home cook meal, informing the boys that he hopes they have fun.
The plan was simple, eat some food play on the swings-Damian would never admit it to his brothers but he loved the swings they were really fun-and flying kites together. Overall, it was supposed to be a relaxing dayâŚuntil Drake and the Clone showed up ate their food and asked them what they were doing at the park.
Jon had to bite his tongue to not say anything rude but he was close to snapping and if it werenât for the fact that he was a little intimated by his big brother he probably would have gone off on him.
âSo, where you two planning on flying kites?â Tim asked gesturing to the kites on the floor.
âWhat do you think?â surprisingly it wasnât Damian that answered but Jon.
Kon and Tim looked shock for a moment before laughing it off, clearly Damian was rubbing off on Jon.
âOkay right silly question, so what else where you two planning on doing here?â
âNothing,â the two said simultaneously both wearing matching glares. Tim just shrugged it off and kept eating when neither Tim nor Kon were looking Jon used his ice breath to freeze both their drinks, both of the older boys were shock to see their tongues stuck inside their drinks, Damian was shocked and laughed as he realized that his boyfriend just played a cruel trick on them.
âWanna go back to my place and play some video games?â Jon asked.
âSounds like a plan,âÂ
Jon smirked as he took Damian in his arms princess style and flew off, ignoring the muffle screams from his brother and Tim.
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Itâs been two years since young Masters Wayne and Kent started dating and it still surprised Alfred how overprotective his siblings were of him.
With Jon being 16 and Damian being 19 you would think that his other grandchildren would stop harassing them and leave them be, Jon has proven time and time again that he wasnât going to leave Damian and Damian continued to show everyone how important Jon was to Damian.
And yet his other grandchildren-minus Duke and Cass, and everyone wonder why those two were his favorites-and Bruce decided to always interrupt Master Kent and Master Wayneâs dates and it was beginning to take a toll of both boys. Not that he blamed them, two years of having older sibling interrupt your date can get to you. It was a miricale that Damian hasnât killed any of them.
 Tonight was Jonâs 17th birthday and Damian decided to throw a huge party at Wayne Manor, of course this meant that all the batboys and girls were gonna keep a close eye on Damian and make sure that Jon behaved himself, surprisingly Damian invited every superhero but none of Jonâs or his friends which was weird in their eyes.
âOkay guys itâs almost time for the birthday boy to get here,â Lois said, if Dick didnât know any better he wouldâve assumed that Lois had a mischievous look on her face but dismissed that idea. Lois was an amazing woman who would never do anything to harm anyone right?
An hour into the party and Jon nor Damian were nowhere to be found, even Clark looked surprised before he and Bruce approached Lois, Dick and the rest of his siblings followed close behind them.
âHey Lois?â Lois turned away from her conversation with Diana to look at her husband, his best friend, and said best friendâs adoptive children.
âYes?â Lois asked with sickly sweet smile.
âWhere are Jon and Damian? I thought you said that Jon would be here soon, so where is he?â
âAnd Damian?â this time it was Dick Bruce looked at his eldest with a disappointed look for interrupting him.
Lois looked at them before shrugging her shoulders.
âI donât know, I mean Damian just texted me saying he was on his way but I guess they might have made a stop somewhere in Smallville?â
The two families looked at each other before flying off to Smallville, there was no way their baby was going to lose his virginity to some asshole
(Both families failed to see that they were having similar thoughts)
Meanwhile Lois smirk as she send Talia a quick text
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Talia watched as Damian, Jon, Maya, Kathy, and the rest of the tiny heroes danced around having a good time, she felt her phone buzzing in her pocket.
Pulling it out she saw she recieved a message from Lois who let her know that their families are on a wild goose chase and wonât be back home until morning.
Talia laughed as her sonâs plan to keep Bruce and Clark occupided worked.Â
She looked up to see Damian and Jon kissing one another while everyone else was having fun and not paying attention to the couple since they knew their friends needed some peace.
Talia made a mental note to give Jon his present later, after all a private island where no one, not even Tim Drake himself would find would be the best thing heâll ever get since he can use it to spend some time with Damian with no interruptions.
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July... Oh, July
Where did you go?
Seems like it was just the other day that I got home from that weekend trip and tried to find my routine again. Yes, I didnât post much about my Nano camping or victory, but that editing work got done. The book itself isnât finished, but I need a break!
Where else did July disappear to? Some good things came with my minor query attempt... I am waiting for more answers and managed to find myself an AMAZING editor to help me get this massive series into some shape. (Seriously, message me about her, I will be glad to share!) So yeah, thatâs where Iâve been, plus or minus a sugar coma birthday weekend... 32 years old now, and that was way too much food. Well loved and over fed for sure.
As with any of my month end wrap-ups, I do like to keep those hashtag games in one place... For the above-mentioned reasons, I didnât finish all my games this month so I will try my best next month...
More after the jump...
#wipwordsearch
1- Woods started tuning and testing his guitar before finally deciding on the one he wanted, a wicked little smile of his own forming. Two could play this game.
2- Pulling into the parking lot of Woods' building, Remmy stayed silent again, about what was ahead for Tweet.
3- Malta went in bounding search of Remmy, flying at the man for the second time that day.
4- Unfortunately, Malta took his compliment, despite his eyes traveling Tweet's form as discreetly as he could.
5- "He's certainly got my attention, cute little fishy he is." When both girls gave Tweety a look, she shrugged "You know like plenty of fish in the sea?
6- Tweety wanted to be Woods' muse, his sexy little siren, the thing he didn't take his eyes off of and drew inspiration from.
7- NO TURQUOISE
8- Rounding, she held the giggle at Brandon's confusion, even as the show went on. She felt a bit like those streakers that ran through sporting events, the way she was disrupting things. Though this time it wasn't her fault, but if you're already making a spectacle of yourself, might as well go full on.
9- Grabbing his music player and speakers, she continued on, shirt starting to climb up her back as she walked to the bathroom, tossing it just inside the doorway.
10- Woods wasnât helping the cause, leaning against the door he held open, a mix of dented pride and cat with the canary.
11- NO BLOSSOM
12- She started to move again, softly swaying to the song.
13- He could tell Bebe was the type to do as Tweety wrote, and now Sly wondered if that was the reason miss Tweety sponged down that particular table so.
14- In Frost's mind, this was what a successful operating business looked like; something he'd been trying to have happen in the years he'd been the manager.
15- He had to think a moment to make sure he hadn't said anything other than a comment on food. He couldn't help but smirk, she looked as if he just said the smartest thing ever, and he knew himself well enough to know that couldn't happen.
16- That left Malta and Tweety to finish attempting to send the men on their way. Of course they were not being forced out, but the party had wound down nicely, and those boys needed to be up early to ship out, so they were trying to be mindful of this.
17- It could be called pretty, even if it sorely needed some updating. She looked past him, down the row of empty spaces, her own history easily meshing here too.
18- NO CHISEL
19- She somehow had bags of stuff again but knew the last stop she needed to make before getting to work; ordering two boxes of assorted cupcakes from her bakery boys, who seemed a bit surprised (she) came back.
20- Tweet just felt it more, the enormous mistake this would be.
21- That didn't quite help because he gripped the edge, and sunk down a little. "Maybe you should take ten first? You don't look so good."
22- Returning her attention to the drinkers, who had abandoned all the empty bottles, moving instead to the couch, swigging from some dented flask.
23- NO ZOOM
24- She'd lost count of them all now, and that probably wasn't a good thing to admit to. Just because she chased after one man, didn't mean she wasn't being tailed by more than enough of her own.
25- "Maybe if I could get another drink? I guess I can't drink through my skin." Deej gave the stink eye to Roger, before shrugging and rubbing the back of his head with a chuckle. "Anyone got an extra shirt?"
26- Woods laughed with a nod to the rest of the group, stepping a little closer to the microphone "I do believe the naughty nurse Trouble just issued another challenge, one we intend to take on."
27- Malta started to sway to the music, causing Tweet to do the same, and then they covered an ear each when the club could hear the way Frost boomed "Lass!"
28- Making a face as he downed the drink, Collar figured partying too hard wasnât as bad as alliteration. "Good luck sir." He saluted and then wandered off, finding a nice table of random people to bother.
29- She could write a book about how to divert attention from yourself.
30- NO HAPHAZARD
31- Her back ached as if she had jumped into a pool and met with the solid wall of water, stinging her all over.
#CharactersTell
1/7- "Ballentine Rajneesh Siyamak, but you can call me Sly for short." In an old school fashion, Sly bent at the waist. "Pleasure to make your acquaintance, and welcome to Soulful. Are you here to see Tweety about the Red Letters series?"
2/7- Sly- "Back in the old country, I slept under the stars, or in a tent a time or two. Now? I suppose one might consider me a hotel camper, if one sees the club's bedrooms as a hotel, even if I hardly use itâŚ"
3/7- Sly- "I know my way around a few things, been around a while. I once managed a spider infestation with a loo brush and pail."
4/7- Sly- "I love the outdoors, big fan of walking around at night, contemplating life in the darkest time of day."
5/7- Sly- "I don't get scared, so I must be telling them? I am not aware I am telling scary stories though, given that I am already often told how terrible I am at noticing flirtatious behavior aimed at me."
6/7- Sly- "Cooking? I am more of a concocter. I make a mean milkshake, and have been known to mix up some drinks and make something new."
7/7- Sly- "I like music, I do, but I don't sing. Not unless it will lighten the mood, and that is a last resort option."
8/7- "Oh? I've never been to camp! Hey fellow campers, I'm Raven, and I'm in a cabin all by my lonesome, stop by for a visit won't you?"
9/7- Raven- "Stargazing? I mean there was this one time, in an outdoor hot tub," *blushes* "We were under the stars but I didn't notice them muchâŚ"
10/7- Raven- "Why do we talk about me so much? I want to know about you. What's your favorite activity? I'll try anything once, twice if it's a good timeâŚ"
11/7- Raven- "Why ask me something like that? Do you want me to follow you? Because I totally would."
12/7- Raven- "Depends on if I'm taking that dip alone or not. Will you be joining me? I'd do it with you."
13/7- Raven- "Of course I am, anything you want, I'm willing to do, even change for you, so long as you love me."
14/7- Raven- "The bar that was home changed, so that sense of home is gone for a while now. But if you're offering to have me move in with you, of course I will!"
15/7- "Cop" Collar- "Hm, the Intel said that scumbag was here. Better let Nira know Tim's still out there." *texts back and forth* "What do you mean go camping for a while? I wasn't prepared to camp hereâŚ."
16/7- "Cop" Collar- *chuckles while unloading car* "Depends on the mountains⌠More of a poolside camper lately, but apparently I'm stuck in this forest for a few days."
17/7- "Cop" Collar- *finishing pop up tent* "I flirt all the time, ladies love the man thong, men too. Unless you mean a different kind of tent?" *pulls half deflated blowup doll from trunk into tent* "Leftover from a prank, but a good mattress you pervs."
18/7- "Cop" Collar- "I really shouldn't because alcohol starts the party⌠but I am off duty for a few days before the big bashâŚ" *Chugs a large high proof bottle*
19/7- "Cop" Collar- *bleary eyed* "Always⌠Where's my thong? WHO TOOK MY THONG?" *spies a guy lost on the path* "You! You must have taken it!" *gives chase to poor guy* (this author spares some details for PG purposes)
20/7- "Cop" Collar- "Oh, great with knots, not so great with shelters."
*finishes hog tying guy with only man thong as rope*
"Collar, dude, it's Nathan Winners. Chef Nathan, you know, your buddy? I never stole your thong! You gotta stop that. Man, Deej owes me for this mess."
21/7-"Cop" Collar-"Usually I'm great at weathering a storm, but in this case, I gotta head back, someone has to help with club security. The big bash is a big deal. If you can get free & bring my man thong, you can get home Wieners." *pats hog tied man & leaves.*
22/7- Chef Nathan Winners- *struggles to get free* "It was a cute joke or pet name the first time. Haha, Chef Wieners. I am never helping Deej by delivering a meal to the woods again. Never stole the stupid thing!"
23/7- Chef Nathan- "I like walking thru the parks and taking the scenic route on my 4am supply runs. It's calm and quiet, plus who doesn't love getting the freshest food to cook with?"
24/7- Chef Nathan- "Did⌠did you not see what happened this time? That's the worst it's ever been for me. I prefer going alone and wandering the farmer's markets. No danger there, just me and the ingredients."
25/7- Chef Nathan- "I am not adventurous beyond my food. Unless you count navigating the strange people that are my friends, like Collar and Deej."
26/7- Chef Nathan- "I wander and take the long way home on nice days, but never get lost. Probably why a certain cat man calls me whenever he's hungry or lost but not lost."
27/7- Chef Nathan- "Urban legends? Not that I know of. I know a lot of food legends, and there are myths about some of the wilder things that happen in the bar's front of house."
28/7- Chef Nathan- "Is anything weirder than getting hog tied with Collar's man thong? Like seriously⌠I better get it back to him before he comes back to torture me more."
29/7- Antag Raven- "OMG I SING!!"
MC Sly- "⌠I suppose that means I shall be forced to play music?"
30/7- Yes! NO!!
SC Collar- "What do you mean no?"
BG Nathan- "You are not someone I want to turn my back on, let alone close my eyes aroundâŚ" *returns the rope thong*
31/7- Sly- "Tell stories?"
Raven- "Karaoke!!!"
Collar- "Can't we just drink instead�"
Nathan- "Time to pack, definitely time to leave camp."
#WIPJoy
2- Quick pitch? A women's journey through a life that is 'Cheers' crossed with 'Animaniacs' and surviving mostly sane. That's the Red Letters series!
3- Tweety took a breath before a gorgeously wicked smile spread her face. "Wouldnât you like to know deary?" Shoulder lifting in a halfhearted shrug, "Probably will have to stick around to find out."
Song- Trouble for me/Britney Spears https://youtu.be/DQNm-P_1VVY
4- Woods started tuning and testing his guitar before finally deciding on the one he wanted, a wicked little smile of his own forming. Two could play this game. #RedLettersTeasers
5- Side char love?
-Malta the Cockney with a bold streak.
-Bebe that crazy friend who makes you do things.
-Roger the lynx cat with an attitude and cupcake addiction.
6- #1randomques Tweet's sorta done this before. But she'd say "It's just a woman's life, full of love, friends, and some legendary stories. It's up to you to believe me or not."
7/8- Tweet's care package includes:
-purple and red pens
-fun notebooks
-new music for her player
-cupcakes
9- Tweet likes pancakes and bacon or chicken fingers with french fries.
10- Tweet's got some food issues, being a picky eater⌠But Woods, another MC is allergic to cherries.
11- âŚclose enough lolâŚ
"He's certainly got my attention, cute little fishy he is." When both girls gave Tweety a look, she shrugged "You know like plenty of fish in the sea?" #RedLettersTeasers
12- Cupcakes. Thank goodness there is a temperamental cook or two that can make real food tooâŚ
13- #1randommques I'm a Gordon Ramsey fan. So, one char would be in trouble for the "herbs" in his brownies. Another might have a distance contest about flinging food, while a third would just be trying to figure out how to frost the chefâŚ
14/15- Tweet has a chef to cook, but left to her own devices, it's candy. Or basics learned as a kid- cereal, quick processed foods, the no cook, doesn't expire for 5 years types of things. So, might be going to the diner to eat.
16- Tweety- "Things were rough growing up, but I always enjoyed chances to be near the water. Pools, oceans, it always called to me.
17- Antag- Brandon- "That's simple. Get off the stage, drink until that night's groupie is ready to play, and pass out around dawn."
18- Collar stepped up to the sink, like he would wash out his shirt, careful to slur his speech as well. "Swell party, til your drink ends up on your gut, not in it." #RedLettersTeasers
19- Tweety- "I can't tell you that. I have a few regrets in my life, but I also try to be a private person, even in the middle of a crowded nightclub."
20- #1randomques - Let's see⌠My chars are glad that I have managed to overcome bouts of depression, and that I am progressively working on the crippling anxiety. But they are still concerned about what part of the brain "Tim" comes from, and the things he doesâŚ
21- Antag- Lady S- "I hired her."
22- Most tech savy- Nira, considering he runs and watching the security system
Least- Deej fries his fur on the jukebox regularly.
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Soulmates
It's Valentine's Day, and Jason and Tim are doing a questionnaire to see who knows more about the other.
AO3
Jasonâs kissing Tim when he suddenly stops.
           They are in Jasonâs house, and they are making out and itâs almost three in the morning when Tim sputters, âWait!â
           Jason jumps like three feet away, startled, and looks at Tim as he sits straight and closes his eyes for a second and then opens them in this creepy way that says heâs got a bad idea Jasonâs not going to like. Tim says, âToday I was with Steph, and we were talking about Valentineâs Day, you know.â
           âUgh,â Jason mutters, because they tried. Tim sneaked out in Jasonâs houseâJason thought he was a robber and almost shot himâto make Jason cookies, though Tim burnt them and instead of adding sugar he added salt, so they couldnât eat them. Jason bought him flowers, but walking home someone tried to rob him and the flowers ended up kind of dead. And when they were seeing a movie on the TV and were about to kissâat least they had thatâthey turned their heads at the same time and Tim somehow hit Jason in the nose, and Jasonâs nose started bleeding. So after the bleeding stopped, they went to the bed and tried to sleep until Tim kissed Jasonâs neck and they started making out again, this time successfully. Until now, at least.
           âBut itâs not anything difficult,â Tim says, smiling. Jason rolls his eyes, and Tim punches him lightly on the shoulder. âWe were talking about what we were going to do, and I told her that I was going to come and make you cookies andââ
           âYeah, yeah, go on.â
           âOkay, so she told me that a magazine she likes to readââ
           âOh no.â
           Timâs smile gets bigger, and Jason prepares himself for the worst. âThere was this questionnaire to see how much you know about your girlfriend or boyfriend. So, she told me that we should totally try to do it.â
           Jason looks at him in the eye, tries to think of all the ways this could go wrongâtechnically, itâs not the 14th anymore so their bad luck has passed, but it could still go wrong: maybe one of them donât know one really important thing about the other and that messes up their relationship, or maybe they know something the otherâs not supposed to know and their relationship ends up messed up anyway.
           But it can be fun too, and Jasonâs not one to back away from a challengeâthis is some kind of challenge, right?âso, what the hell.
           âAll right, letâs do it,â he says, and Tim gets his phone.
           âShe texted me the questions,â he mumbles, scrolling down his screen. He sticks his tongue out, and Jason cantâs help but think that he would have preferred to keep kissing him, but whatever. âOkay, I got them. Thereâre twenty questions. This says that if you answer at least ten correctly, you know a fairly amount of things about your partner, but if you answer more than fifteen, youâre soulmates.â
           âYou know thatâs bullshit, right?â
           âYeah,â Tim says, putting a strand of his hair behind his ear, âbut itâs fun. Do you want to start?â
           âOkay, but know that Iâm going to know everything about you.â
           Tim snorts. âYou donât even know everything about yourself.â
           âHey!â he complains, kicking him. Tim laughs. âStop talking and letâs see who knows more.â
           âAll right. So.â He reads the question and laughs to himself. âHow many boyfriends or girlfriends have I had before?â
           âThatâs easy,â Jason says, counting in his head. Okay, so, thereâs Stephanie, obviously, and⌠thatâs it, right? Or maybe⌠there was this girl, Lucius Foxâs daughter, but Jason doesnât think they were together-together. No, wait, wait, Zoanne something, Tim was with her for a while. Two, then?
           âIâm waiting,â Tim says, smirking, and Jason kinda wants to punch the smirk off his face.
           âShut up,â Jason says, still thinking. Okay, two then, three counting Jason. Tim doesnât look like the guy whoâs had many partners. Thatâs it, three. âThree.â
           Tim laughs, and Jason curses. âNo! I canât believe you failed the first one. And Iâve told you about them!â
           âHow many, then?â
           âFour! Steph, Zoanne, Ariana, and you.â
           Ariana? âWhoâs Ariana?â
           âAriana Dzerchenko,â Tim says, as if Jason had a clue. He rolls his eyes and adds, âWe were together for a bit. But it didnât work out. You still have nineteen left, donât worry. My turn. How many girlfriends or boyfriends have you had? Um⌠okay, thatâs difficult. Youâre always bragging about how many people youâve been with, so itâs kind of impossible to guess. Ten?â
           Now itâs Jasonâs turn to laugh, because oh boy does he have it wrong. âYou think youâre so fucking clever,â he says, smirking, and Timâs smile goes away immediately. âOne, genius. Iâve only been with you.â
           Tim opens his mouth, and he only says, âNo.â
           Jason rolls his eyes, but heâs smiling. âIâve messed around with a boy or two,â he says, shrugging, âbut Iâve never had a boyfriend. Thatâs 0-0.â
           âWhatever,â Tim says, pouting. Jason leans on and presses a kiss to his lips, and Timâs smiling again. âNext one: whatâs something I do that I wish I didnât?â
           Thatâs really easy. âYou bite your nails.â
           âTrue. Okay, you pull your hair when youâre nervous.â
           âRiiight,â Jason mutters, because he doesnât like to be reminded of that. â1-1.â
           âWhat are the last two books Iâve read?â
           âPfft. Try harder, you always leave your books around when youâre reading them. Confessions, from Rousseau, and Memoirs of Martinus Scriblerus, from Alexander Pope, you nerd.â
           âThat was easy. And donât call me a nerd, because the last two books youâve read are Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and How to kill a Mockingbird. Neeerd.â
           âShut up, next question.â
           Tim sticks out his tongue at him, and Jason cannot help thinking that he looks like a kid with the blue shorts and sleeveless, white shirt heâs wearing. He looks like someone who has just come back from the gym.
           âWhoâs someone I like but donât want anyone to know I like them?â
           âYou love Kim Kardashian.â
           Tim groans loudly, and Jason smirks. âThatâs not something youâre supposed to know,â he moans, dragging a hand down his face.
           Jason shrugs. âTold ya, I know everything.â
           âAnyway, you like Bruce.â Jason shakes his head, but itâs kinda true, even though he wonât admit it out loud, not now, not ever. âWeâre 3-3. Next question is: whatâs the weirdest thing Iâve done while I was drunk?â
           âYou ate dog food because Conner said you wouldnât dare.â
           âOh my god,â he moans, and Jason has to hug his stomach because of how hard heâs laughing. âDonât remind me of that. Ugh. I was sick for an entire week.â
           âI still have the video,â Jason says proudly. âNow, whatâs the weirdest thing Iâve done?â
           âYou put on your Red Hood helmet, got to the GCPD rooftop and shouted âFuck Batmanâ and then shot the bat-signal.â
           âOh boy, I didnât remember that. But nope. Thatâs not the weirdest thing.â
           Timâs jaw hangs open. âWhat.â
           âI put on the Batman cowlâI was wearing my pajamasâwent to the GCPD and shouted that Batman was gay. Then I walked to Gordon and told him, âIâd be careful if I were youâ and laughed really hard. Someone ordered to arrest me, so I started shooting at the ceiling until I got out and then I donât even remember. I think I passed out somewhere and Dick picked me up because I woke up in his apartment.â
           âOh my god.â
           âYeah.â
           âJason.â
           âI gave up drinking for a while after that.â
           âOh my god,â Tim repeats, looking at him in awe.
      Jason smiles and points at the phone. âGo on, go on. Iâm winning.â
           âYouâre so weird,â Tim mutters, but then he asks, âIf I started a cult, what kind of cult would I startâwhat the hell, what kind of questionâs this?â
           âWhat kind of magazines does Stephanie read?â Jason thinks of something Tim loves, and less than two seconds after that he answers, âA coffee cult. Youâd make drinking coffee instead of water a rule.â
           Tim giggles, and says, âFair point. And you, youâd start a cult against clowns. An anti-clowns cult.â
           âYeah, probably. 4-5, and Iâm still winning. How many are left?â
           âA lot. Okayâoh my god, all right. Um. Whatâs my favorite superhero?â
           âSheesh. Thatâs a hard one. Iâll sayâŚÂ Batman.â
           âThat was an easy one.â Tim lets the phone away and lies down, his head on Jasonâs lap. He yawns and then says, âYours is Wonder Woman.â
           âSheâs my girl crush.â
           âYou donât even like girls,â Tim says, looking up at him, and Jason pinches his cheek.
           âNext one.â
           âWhoâs the nicest person Iâve ever met in my life?â
           And after a beat, they both answer at the same time: âDick.â
           They laugh, and Jason says, âHeâs just a sweetheart.â
           âHeâs good,â Tim agrees, closing his eyes. âBut this has nothing to do with us. I mean, what kind of questionnaire is this?â
           âA shitty one,â Jason answers, running his fingers through Timâs hair. âIâm still winning. Heh.â
           âShut up.â Tim opens his eyes, looks at the screen and smirks. âThis oneâs easy. Whenâs my birthday?â
           âFuck, Tim,â Jason says, and Tim starts laughing because he knows damn well that Jason cannot remember dates. The only dates he has never forgotten are his birthday and the day he died, and apart from that he canât remember anythingânot birthdays or anniversaries or anything that has to do with dates, heâs so bad at it. âYou knowââ
           âYeah, yeah, you donât remember my birthday. I should be sad, but Iâm happy because now weâre even.â
           âOh, yeah? Then whenâs my birthday?â
           Tim rolls his eyes, waits a second and says, âAugust 16th.â
           âDamn it.â
           Tim whoops. âYes! 7-7.â
           âOkay, listen, Iâm tired,â Jason mutters, and Tim looks at him with a smug look; Jason punches him in the shoulder, and Tim laughs. âOne more question. The question to end all questions. The one who answers it correctly wins.â
           âWhat if we both answer it correctly?â
           âThen we are really soulmates. Now, read the question.â
           âThe question to end all questions,â Tim repeats, grinning. âWhatâs the most awkward situation Iâve ever been on? No, no, wait. Let me answer this one first.â
           âGo on then, you little shit.â
           âYou were at the manor because youâd been intoxicated with the Scarecrowâs gas, and you were in the kitchen, sat on the island, eating chocolate cookies Alfred made. Bruce walked in and saw you and you were so, so drugged and you told him, âYouâre the most fucked up dad ever,â and then you went to him, put a cookie into his mouth, hugged him and said, âBut youâre the only one Iâve ever had, so I donât hate you too much.â Thatâs your awkward moment.â
           Jason cringes, because remembering that moment is painful. Bruce told Dick what happened, and then Dick told Jason, and Jason wanted to die again just because he knew Dick wasnât going to let him forget that ever. Every time they meet, Dick somehow finds a way to bring that up. Every. Time. Itâs awful.
           âWell. My turn. The most awkward situation youâve ever been on was when you were at this meeting with Bruce and you burped really loudly and everyone just shut up and looked at you and Bruce didnât talk to you for a week.â
           Tim winces, then smiles, and he painfully shakes his head. And when he opens his eyes is when Jason knows heâs fucked up. âThat was awkward, but itâs not the most awkward situation Iâve been in.â
           âCome on!â
           âSorry, Jay. You lose. I win. Boom, baby. Iâm the best boyfriend ever.â
           âYeah, whatever, cowboy. But whatâs the awkward situation?â
           Tim flushes, and Jason now knows that he must know what the awkward situation is. Tim sits and mumbles, âBut itâs very awkward.â
           âSpit it out, Timmy.â
           Tim sighs. âOkay. So. Iâd been with Bruce for almost six months, and we were working in this really difficult case, and I discovered something relevant, so I went looking for Bruce. I heard something in his room, and my twelve-year-old-self thought, âHeâs working out for sure!â and I, um. I opened the door without knocking, and heââ
           âOh my god.â
           âSelina was there, and theyââ
           âI donât believe you.â
           âI couldnât even move, I just stared at them from the door, and they didnât even notice I was thereââ
           âTim,â Jason says, and heâs too shocked to even laugh.
           âI heard Selina purr and I was soâit was so weird and I didnât even know what to do. And then Alfred passed by and saw me and screamed, and then Selina and Bruce realized that I was there and screamed too, and it was super awkwardââ
           âAre you traumatized?â
           âAs a matter of fact, yes,â Tim says, and thatâs when Jason laughs. Itâs an honest to god laugh, and Tim smiles and keeps telling, âThey made me sit with them in the living room and asked me if I was okay and if I needed to talk and I was like. No. Leave me alone. But they didnât leave me alone and I could tell Bruce was dying of embarrassment, and Selina was trying her best not to jump from the window. I swear to god, I will never forget that moment.â
           Jason barks another laugh, and Tim tries to put his hands in Jasonâs mouth to make him shut up, but itâs pointless because thereâs nothing that can make Jason stop laughing after this. He canât believe that Tim has never told him that, but he also understands him, and oh god, heâs never going to forget this.
           âI won, though,â Tim says, and even though Jason is a bit disappointed that he didnât win, heâs fine because he discovered something new about Tim.
           He looks at the clock, and itâs almost five in the morning. He yawns, and Tim yawns too, and this time when Jason leans on to kiss him, the kiss lasts longer and itâs deeper and Jason thinks that he really likes being alive. He smiles, and he feels Tim smile too, and when Tim cups his face with his hands, Jason remembers the flowers and salty cookies and he feels like the luckiest person alive.
           âHappy Valentineâs day,â he whispers, and then he pulls Tim closer.
           And closer and closer and closer.
#jason todd#tim drake#jaytim#dick selina bruce alfred and stephanie are mentioned#theres fluff#and theres a lot of comedy#jasons gay in this one#theres a lot of dialogue#and its a bit ooc#but whatever#noah writes#dc
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The Abduction Down on Hyperion Road
Description: Alternate London, 1860. Things are going well all around. Business is booming and For the first time in a long time The Inventor is making money again. On to the scene is Jack, A star in town that a great many adore and a great many fear. Things seem like they couldnât go bad until at least the voyages across the ocean return (or donât). That is until a report appears in the News: Angel, Jackâs Daughter has gone missing. Many suspect murder, many suspect she ran away. Either way, something must be done to bring her home. and So the adventure begins as investigator team Nisha and Tim are hired to locate and bring her home Borderlands Steampunk London AU
Hi, This Fic is Written in conjunction with Borderland Big Bang/ Borderlands Reverse Bang. an Event that took place on tumblr where Artist and Authors work together to create stories! I do apologise for this incomplete state, I do however plan to continue working on this fic, I also apologise for any Formatting or Paragraphing issue, half of this was written on a phone and the other half written on a computer. Thank you very much for reading my fic and for checking out my Paired Artist Dauverney My Fanfiction.net post (if you prefer reading it there): https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12883032/1/The-Abduction-Down-on-Hyperion-Road My Wattpad post: https://my.w.tt/IaPX1c59DL My Artists Tumblr: http://dauverney.tumblr.com/ Borderlands Big Bang: https://borderlandsbigbang.tumblr.com/
Smoke and flashes, These are daily events for star actors like him. The Handsome Jack, Male lead role in the play, Deathâs Dances with Gods. He raises his hand in a wave to the crowd, thanking all for their attendance and praise and finally escaping into his house after such a long day. âYouâre late.â âWhat else you expect kiddo? Me to be on time?â The actor let out his loud laugh and picked up the girl, spinning her around. She laughed and screamed until he put her down.
âYouâre getting heavy Angel.â âThatâs very rude to say to a girl you know.â Angel crossed her arms with a humph, playing up how she was annoyed by the comment. âOh cut me some slack cupcake. Youâre growing. Any day now youâll be a big girl and I wonât even be able to lift you!â Jack laughed as he lead her back into the study. âThatâs right! Iâll be turning ten soon~â She light up, her face bright and excited. âYou have to promise me youâll do something special for me okay!â âLike what?â âuhâŚâ She paused to think for a bit about what she could possibly want. âI know! You should bake me a big fancy cake. just like mom would haveâ âDo I have to bake it myself? Canât I just buy it?â âYou gotta do it yourself! But donât worry, Iâll helpâ Angel said as if she was the best cake maker in the world. âAlright Pumpkin, but for now letâs check up on how your schoolwork is goingâ
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A knock rang through the office where Nisha sat, feet on the desk reading the paper. âTim! Can you get the door? Iâm busy!â The man peaked into her cubby. âBusy with What?â âBusy. Now stop makin? the customer waitâ she flicked a cigarette at him to get him moving, and he quickly did. The door opened with a loud commotion. A shriek from Tim and a shattering crash. Nisha grunted annoyed and stepped out to see what happened. Standing over Tim was a man everyone in town knew, Handsome Jack. Standing this close she could see how similar the twins really looked, similar angular Features and heterochromatic eyes. âWhatever it is you want Jack you need to calm down and not break anything elseâ The agitated twin shot around and went over to her, desperation, fear, in his eyes. âNish you gotta help me! Please!â âYou know weâll help, just calm down so you can talk. Take a seat.â âNow, what happened? Whyâd you attack Tim?â âAngel. He took Angel. I know it!â His voice was still shaky and panicked. His thoughts couldnât be clear, especially if he was saying what she thought. âI told you. I havenât seen Angel since last weekâ The ginger stood and rubbed his neck, voice hoarse from the shriek. Jack gave a harsh glare to his twin, his hands clenching again. âBullshit! She went to your house last night to bring you an invite to her birthday!â âTim?â âI didnât see her Jackâ âShe must have been grabbed somewhere between your places. Weâll go get searching. Tim get ready to go out" Tim nodded and grabbed his Jacket, heading out to the blocks between his house and Jacks as Nisha stayed to keep a watch over him. âYou want a drink or anythinâ?â âHuh? Uh yeah. Whiskey would be fine.â Even though he was still antsy Tim leaving seemed to help him start to clear his thoughts.
âSo, start from the beginning. What happened?â Nisha walked over and sat by him, setting down the platter with drinks and ice. One of the drinks Jack quickly took and downed as he began recalling the events of the day. âI had come home from the theater, the final showing. I spent the evening with Angel helping her with homework and planning her birthday. Once we finished making the cards she convinced me to let her go out on her own to deliver them. While waiting for her to return I fell asleep. When I woke up it was morning and I couldnât find her anywhere. I went to every house that an invitation was to be delivered to and she hadnât been to any of them. Tim would have been the first sheâd have gone to cause his house is so close. How could she get snagged up so quickly? God, Iâm an idiot. Why did I let her go out on her own!?â He was crying. âMy little angelâŚâ Nisha sighed. If Jack wasnât so needlessly angry at Tim, right now heâd have been the one here instead of her. This was nowhere in any way her field of expertise and it was draining to see the grown man crying. âJack look, everything will be fine. Tim is out there looking for Angel right now, or at least some lead that could get us going in the right direction. Youâre not a bad Father.â She would do anything to get out of this, or at least get the man to stop crying. Which slowly, and after a refill of whiskey, he did. âIs there anything I can do to help at all?â âYeah. You can go back home and stay calm. This panicking thing does not help you, her, or us. You can also prepare a list of people for us to visit and look for her. Also, crying ruins your looks and thereâs very few in town that enjoy that.â the last line she added with a laugh, trying to clear the air of the lingering dread. âWhat would staying home help? I should be out looking for her.â âNo, if she got lost somewhere last night the first thing sheâs gonna do now is try to find her way home. Or worst case scenario if she was captured by some east city creep sheâs tough, and if she escapes the first place sheâs gonna try and run is again home. So you have to stay there. Now get going.â She practically booted him out the door, and as she closed it she could hear his mutterings of what heâd do to the dickbag that stole his little girl⌠and quietly agreed in her mind that sheâd bring him there to do it.
The pair had been scouring the streets for a few hours when Timothy finally turned up with a clue. A simple bag filled with invitations. It was found in an alley near a shop selling magical wares, âBrothers Atlasâ. Entering the store Nisha and Tim looked around. Everything ranging from burglar warding tins to ingredients to enchanted weaponry. âHey Welcome! Anything we Can help you with today?â The detectives both jumped a bit, startled by the shopkeepâs sudden appearance. Nisha spoke up to the short man first. âYeah. Weâre investigators, searchinâ for a missinâ girl. We found a pack of letters by here. You hear anything last night?â The Irishman shook his head. âMaâam Weâre set up on the east side. We hear everything at night every night.â Nisha rolled her eyes at the short oneâs sass. âAlright, did you hear a little girl scream and get dragged away?â âI donât think so, but I sleep like a log so let me go ask my brotherâ The man walked up into the back room.
âSo Nisha. Where you think they get all this stuff?â Tim was inspecting a small ivory cat, some kind of luck charm. âDonât really matter. Not like they got anything illegal in here. Not like weâre copsâ âYeah but Itâs still something to think aboutâ They heard bickering coming into the room. Accompanying the short one was a tall one. Silver arms and an eye patch. âHey, investigators? Who you working for?â âPrivate investigators. We donât give that info out. Anyway Weâre looking for a missing girl. You hear anything like her getting captured last nightâ Tall one shook him head. âSorry Maâam. Last night was pretty quietâ Nisha grunted annoyed. âAlright boys. Thank you for your compliance â Before Tim could further question the pair Nisha ended the conversation and lead them out.
Tim stumbled behind her as they left. âWoah slow down- Whyâd you leave so soon? We didnât even get to question themâ Nisha kept walking, not missing a beat. â1. You really think those boys would have taken her? 2. You really think that if they did, theyâd tell us anything and 3. There more shops around to question. Letâs not waste our whole day in one location, otherwise we might as well not look for the girl. â Tim thought about it, and nodded. As they Headed into the next store, a place Called Scooterâs Steam Stables.
Jack sat at home, cooped up in his house at the demand of the investigators. But it still felt wrong. âI should be out there helping!â He stood up and went to the closet to pull out his jacket. âBut I canât! What if she does manage to come home? Damn it!â Jack slammed on the closet the pulled it open, pulling on his Jacket and opening the door. âHey handsome, you going somewhere?â A startled yell and Jack jumped back from the door. âCrap Moxxi What the hell!? Knock when you come over!â The woman gave a loud laugh. âI would but you seem to have gotten to the door first. Now are you going to show me in or not?â Jack stammers a bit but welcomes her in, taking her coat and hanging his. It probably is best he stay and wait for angel. Especially with his manager here now. âSo where were you going?â That wasnât a good question right now damn it. âUh. To the store.â âIn a fervent rage? Also you never go shopping alone. Jack tell me the truth. You know I care for you.â âYou care that I make you money" Moxxi gave him a whap on the head. âWasnât I your girlfriend before I was your manager?â Jack flinched and glared at her then sighed. âItâs Angel, she went missing and the investigators told me to stay home, But it feels wrong! Angelâs my sweet little girl, I need to be out there, helping herâŚ.â âWell then get out there. Iâll hold down the fort for you.â Jack looked at Moxxi to see a rare expression, a heartfelt smile and empathy. Jack nodded and without another word slipped on his jacket and dashed out. Heading straight to Timothyâs
Tim and Nisha Poured over what they had gathered for evidence. Which was honestly just a pathetic amount of one bag of dropped letters. No snow or soot meant no footprints, back alley on the east side of london meant that even if there were signs of a struggle it would be impossible to know if they were from Angel or not. No one claimed to have heard anything. The trail was going cold. Nisha downed a whiskey and looked at Tim. âHow are we out of leads already? This Is THE Handsome Jackâs Daughter. The News has already printed her absence in the paper! There has to be some sort of lead somewhere!â âThanks for pointing out the obvious Nisha. It Really helps the processâ Tim sorted through the letters, checking for if there would be any clues or âA-ha!â Momentâs hidden in them. âAlso could you Not drink right now. Itâs not helping anyoneâ âTim shush. Your Sarcastic assholeness is way to Jack right now. And the whiskey helps me thinkâ Tim just continued looking. âWhy was she even out delivering these on her own? Itâs not very like Jack to let her do anything unsupervised⌠â Nisha leaned back in her chair. âDonât ask me like I know. Maybe she convinced him it was some kind of right of passage in to growing upâ Tim looked at his own invitation with confusion. âThat just doesnât make sense Nish. She was only turning ten.â Nisha suddenly sat up. âWait how old?â âUh Ten?â Nisha shot up from Her Chair and grabbed tim dragging him out the door. âWoah Nisha Slow down! What did you figure out?â Why did she always have to do this⌠âTen! You had a hunch about that Magic shop didnât you? Well now itâs starting to make sense. Magic Powers start to manifest at the age of ten! If hers started to show while she was out on the street, maybe near a magic shop that claim they didnât hear anythingâŚâ Of course âSo Weâre going to go on a stake out and see if we can find any evidence?â âExactlyâ
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Full name â Hannah Lynn Kinkead Zodiac signâ Scorpio 3 Fearsâ disapointment. Not being enough. Not succeeding. 3 things I loveâ makayla. My jeep. My bed. 4 turns onsâ good humor, good hygiene, respect, self respect. 4 turns offs â smoking, mentality if always being right, uncaring, disrespect My best friendâ Courtney Sexual orientationâ likes the ladies My best first dateâ hmm probs going to Juliette How tall am Iâ 5â 10"What do I missâ soccer, my girlfriend, my grandfather What time were I bornâ 3pmFavourite colourâ light blue Do I have a crushâ celebrity yeah other than that Iâm dating my crush Favourite quote â âyou canât fix stupid , stupidâFavourite place â not gonna lie.. ga with makayla. It feels like homeFavourite foodâ oh lord. I canât pick. Do I use sarcasm â fluently. What am I listening to right nowâ makayla watching finding dory on FaceTime First thing I notice in new person â the way they present themselves and carry themselves Shoe sizeâ 10 in menâs 12 in womenâs Eye colour â hazel or shit brown Hair colour - strawberry blondeFavourite style of clothingâ skater I guess or athletic Ever done a prank call? â way back when yeahWhat colour of underwear Iâm wearing now?â blue I think Meaning behind my URLâ its me in a nutshell Favourite movie â the blindside Favourite song - my best friend by Tim McGraw Favourite band - not sure How I feel right now â tired af Someone I love - makayla Ann moody My current relationship status - taken My relationship with my parents - eh itâs there Favourite holiday - Christmas Tattoos and piercings? - gauges and tatTattoos and piercing i want - quarter sleeve and ž sleeve The reason I joined Tumblr â I donât remember Do I and my last ex hate each other?â no Do I ever get âgood morningâ or âgood night â texts? â I get FaceTime calls. Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? â noWhen did I last hold hands? âNew Years How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? â depends on what Iâm doing anywhere from 30-40 min Have I shaved your legs in the past three days? â yes Where am I right now? â my bed If I were drunk & canât stand, whoâs taking care of me? â considering this has happened, it was my girlfriend. Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? â reasonable Do I live with my Mom and Dad? â momAm I excited for anything? â putting new rims on my jeepDo I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? â yep! How often do I wear a fake smile? â lolWhen was the last time I hugged someone? â today What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? â Iâd leave. Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? â nopeWhat is something I disliked about today? â it was chilly thatâs it thoIf I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? â Demi lavoto What do I think about most?â school and work Whatâs my strangest talent? â probs instruments Do I have any strange phobias? â nah Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? â both What was the last lie I told? â canât remember. Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? â I donât do either unless itâs makayla so I guess idk Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? â Iâm iffy but I guess so Do I believe in magic? â not really Do I believe in luck? â I do even tho itâs never really in my favor Whatâs the weather like right now? â 25 degrees What was the last book Iâve read? â looking for alaska Do I like the smell of gasoline? â no Do I have any nicknames? â yeah HK, Kade, Kay. What was the worst injury Iâve ever had? âMy broken wrist Do I spend money or save it? âBoth Can I touch my nose with a tongue?â NoIs there anything pink in 10 feets from me? â a blanket Favourite animal? â bear What was I doing last night at 12 AM? â sleeping What do I think is Satanâs last name is? â what if satan is his last name and lucifer is his first?Whatâs a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? â not sure How can you win my heart? â just love me What would I want to be written on my tombstone? â I tried. What is my favourite word â fuckMy top 5 blogs on tumblr â I donât pay attention If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? â stop trying to impress people who donât try to impress you Do I have any relatives in jail? â no I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and whatâs even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? Telling what people think What would be a question Iâd be afraid to tell the truth on?â not sure What is my current desktop picture? â ski lift Had sex? - yeah Bought condoms? â no Gotten pregnant? â nope Failed a class?â NOPE Kissed a boy? nâah Kissed a girl? âHell yeah Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? â yeahHad job? â yeah Left the house without my wallet? â yep. Sad dayBullied someone on the internet? â nah Had sex in public? â nah Played on a sports team? â always Smoked weed? â nah Did drugs? â nah Smoked cigarettes? â ew noDrank alcohol? â sure have Am I a vegetarian/vegan? â negative Been overweight? â noBeen underweight? â noBeen to a wedding? â yeahBeen on the computer for 5 hours straight? â no Watched TV for 5 hours straight? â nahBeen outside my home country? â yeahGotten my heart broken? â plenty Been to a professional sports game? â yeah Broken a bone? â ohh yeahCut myself? â yep I have. Not any more Been to prom? â yeahBeen in airplane? â yeah the cockpit Fly by helicopter? â yeah What concerts have I been to? â a lot thatâs all I can say Had a crush on someone of the same sex? â yeah Learned another language? â yeah Wore make up? - yeah Lost my virginity before I was 18? - noHad oral sex? - yeah Dyed my hair? - nope Voted in a presidential election? - yeahRode in an ambulance? - yeah Had a surgery? - yep Met someone famous? - yep Stalked someone on a social network? - lol yeah itâs a girl thing. We creep Peed outside? - nah Been fishing? - yeah Helped with charity? Yes Been rejected by a crush? â never Broken a mirror? â nah What do I want for birthday? â not sure How many kids do I want and what will be their names? Hayden Reese for a girl and raelynn Seth for a boy Was I named after anyone? â noDo I like my handwriting? â yeahWhat was my favourite toy as a child? - buzz and woody Favourite Tv Show? â tamone and pumba Where do I want to live when older? â Colorado Play any musical instrument? â the basic ones One of my scars, how did I get it?â my chin. In preschool we went outside to play after it just got done raining and I was holding the bars that go across the top of the slide and flipped over it and slipped and landed on my Chin and knocked myself out. Favourite pizza toping? â pepperoni Am I afraid of the dark? â eh Am I afraid of heights? - yepHave I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? â no Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?â yeahWhat Iâm really bad at â taking my own advise What my greatest achievements are â making it through college and having a full time job at 21 rn. The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me - âyou look something like a guyâ never wanted to beat the wrinkles off of a old man so much in my life.
What Iâd do if I won in a lottery â play my student loans and pay my future wifeâs off and put some in the college fund for the kids.
What do I like about myself â my smile My closest Tumblr friend â fuckkinginsaneSomething I fantasise about my ex- not shit.
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Kari
I am logged into your tumblr bc I miss you and your login info is still saved on my computer and your password hasnât changed. You can change it if you find this post. Iâm just laughing at things you posted because we could have laughed together if we were still best friends. I blocked you on everything because I had to choose my boyfriend, or you. And you were hurting me. I was trying my best, and yeah we both made mistakes, but it wasnât your usual girl chooses boyfriend over best friend scenario. My best friend was bringing me down, I was doing worse in school, I was beginning to be late at work, and it sucked that I couldnât help you and I couldnât understand your pain. But because of what happened between us, you were making me lose my happiness because you were unhappy, and that wasnât fair. I hated choosing. I cried myself to sleep for months. I went to therapy on and off, I finally found a good therapist, but I had to quit my job because of what became of my mental health and in order to keep up with school. So I in turn stopped going to therapy. There are so many things I want to say, in hopes that you creep on my tumblr sometimes (even though I blocked you). I blocked you because I was on tumblr one day, and jake was reading over my shoulder, and we both laughed at a post that was on my feed, then without speaking, both realized that you had reblogged it. So I had to block you, out of respect for him. Sometimes I donât feel the same with him, and I worry that it is because of things that happened between us. I want to marry him one day, because I know he would always be there for me, in sickness and in health. He is always out for my best interests, and supports me no matter what. He has changed so much, and matured like you wouldnât believe! He also is going to make the most amazing dad, and I want-no... I deserve to be happy.
Sometimes I think that if he were to ever end things with me because he realized that he should see if there is anyone else in the world for him, I would try to get in contact with you. But for the time being, I cannot. I donât have many close friends now. I push everyone away. No one could ever be as close to me as you were (I sit here holding back tears as I swallow my last mini corn dog). Our souls were so similar, but I needed you to learn what was best for me as a friend. And maybe you did eventually, but it was to late. You had hurt me and given me wounds I didnât know I had, or I didnât know how bad they were. Those wounds have turned into scars much like scars I had given myself when self-harming. They are there forever, even when they fade. I know you have your mental health concerns, and that they may be greater than mine according to a textbook. But thatâs what all of our âserious talksâ were about. Us talking about who was more important. I did consider your feelings, I know you hurt. I didnât know how to help you. And you lied to me. You lied to me on my birthday, and I cried on my 21st. I didnât invite you to the bar because I didnât want to take care of you that night, because even on âKari babysits sophieâ nights, I would always end up taking care of you anyways. And Iâm not blaming you. But I am upset with you. That was a big event in my life, that is now forever remembered as I am an asshole who I thought made my best friend go kill herself when she instead intentionally went missing to make me feel bad. Do you know how I know you lied? Because you made me lie to Tim when he broke up with you, the day after one of the worst nights of my life. You made me tell Tim that you were missing so he would worry about you. I cried in your arms on my birthday, because I thought you were going to hurt yourself because of a decision I needed to make for me. And you hugged me and told me I was silly and I was wrong and it was all okay now. I had my two other friends and Jake drive me around for an hour looking for you, and your excuse was that you got lost. You grew up here, I highly doubt you got lost on your way home from âgetting icing for my cakeâ. I stay up late at night thinking about it often. About all the things I did wrong, or I could have done to fix the situation. All I thought I wanted was for you to admit your wrong doings, and apologize. But while jake and I are still together, I canât communicate with you, because of what happened between us. Yes some of it was my fault, but I canât remember most of that specifically bad night. It comes back in flashes. I thought it was my fault for so long. And to one therapist I talked to, it is my fault. I considered flipping my car on broad st on the way home from that appointment. But I didnât want to hurt anyone else. There is a difference between regret and something that wasnât supposed to happen. We had ground rules that you didnât abide by. Although those rules may have been hazy, they were there. It hurts all the time. I am scared to get close with boys and girls, in social settings and in the work place now because I am not sure if I am in control of myself or if I am just easy to take advantage of because I donât know when to say no.
Itâs hard when people that hung out with us in our old place bring up funny things you used to say. Iâve blocked out almost all the good things about our friendship, because I canât talk about them with jake. Because he hurts too. I hurt him, because you hurt me. and even though he forgives me and puts the blame on you, I wasnât all innocent. I made poor choices too. I never drink, and apparently I drank two screw drivers?! You gave me another pill after I said I would make out with you. Thatâs all I agreed to doing. If a boy were in your position, it would be called rape. (But according to that one asshole psychologist, I am a consenting adult and should have been able to make my own decisions, when I had had three pills of which I didnât know what they were, and had two drinks, and I donât even drink. I donât remember much, but I remember you telling me âdrink your drink, you havenât had anyâ. So I did. Then the next day, you told me I drank mine and yours too. So did you even have anything to drink that night? Did you have any drugs?? This I will never know and it terrifies me to my core. And I know you felt guilt after that too. And that you are dealing with things too. But maybe that is something that we will never get past. (I get confused now with the difference between past and passed). We arenât like your sister and her bestfriend. Two years and everything will just go back to normal. Itâs not as simple as a drinking problem.
I saw you at graduation, and so I hid. I ran to the back of the line so that I wouldnât have to see you in person. I was terrified the whole time. Iâm scared that if I run into you, you will tell me I need to get over things, and that your feelings hurt more. Iâm scared of being manipulated into talking with you again, like you manipulated me into hating Michela. I donât hate her, sheâs cool. I miss your family, and your pup. And Iâm sorry about the lizard. I donât feel anything about it because it makes no difference to me because I would never see him again anyways.
But I miss the penthouse. We had the two coolest rooms in college history probably. We had the best inside jokes, and remember that one time we went to Bush Gardens with your family, but we smoked before hand. That was fun for the first couple of hours. Then we both got tired and got headaches. Your parents were so sweet. Be nice to them. They may suck, but itâs generational, and they are just people too. Iâve never creeped on your tumblr like this before. Honest, I was going to just log into mine, and realized your stuff was saved, which I thought I had cleared. I just decided to try it, to see if you had changed your password as well. I changed my password, and the only person it has kept out is me, so good luck. At first I went on to see if you had any posts about how you missed me, and our friendship. Normally there are super specific posts about a feeling, and I take time to reblogged those ones, Incase you ever creep to see how Iâm feeling too, ya know like people do with an ex. There was one post that your reblogged, but it may have been about a boy and not me. And that makes sense. Some of my posts about you are angry, because of what I mentioned before. And for that, I am sorry and Iâm not sorry. I donât know how to feel. I couldnât be half friends with you, I could only be best friends with you, or nothing at all. So itâs like you died. But I canât mourn the loss of my best friend to anyone. My mother will just change the subject when I bring it up, and all my other friends say I will get over it in time. Except Carmen, sheâs such a good listener. But I hate to talk to her about those things every time I see her, so I donât talk about it. So sometimes I just take nights to look through all of our weird late night photos. I miss those days, as they were definitely the best days of my life. Iâve never laughed harder or been more the same with someone.
Remember that one time we were walking across Monroe park together. It was spring time or maybe early fall, but definitely during school, and I was soooooo happy! So happy with Jacob, and you and I were walking to the apartment. I had my best friend and a boyfriend that I was really happy with. And I told you that I was so scared, because since I was so happy, the only way I could go from there was down. Remember that day? I do.
And down I went. January 3rd 2016 was a terrible night. As was February 7th, 2016. The panick attacks I have affiliated with vomit is attached to you. As well as guilt I have for sex that shouldnât have been had in times when I was taken advantage of. Both of those feelings are attached to you. And I wanted to have fun with you and just forget it, but those feelings would come back, in the middle of us having fun. They would come back when I would hear you talk with friends, or especially when I would hear you have sex with guys. The worst part, is those thoughts would come back for me and for Jake when we were trying to be intimate. Awful emotions that make me want to throw up, run away, scream, and that my heart will beat out of my chest or maybe just stop all together. And so I feel sad. I miss you. And even if Jake dies before me when we are old and I did try to get in contact with you then, Iâm afraid that that feeling wonât ever go away.
Thatâs how I feel. But I miss what we had. Had I been stronger, maybe things could have gone differently. But thatâs how it is as of now and for now on.
I dont know how to end this.
Thanks to anyone else to anyone else who may have read this. You are a champ.
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My Pregnancy Diary
I started to write this pregnancy diary as my body was changing so dramatically. The first Trimester was hell! I felt so so awful and because I didnât have much of a bump yet, other people didnât realise how I must be feeling. Youâre also keeping the pregnancy a secret just encase anything happens. Suffering in silence is not great! Certainly didnât feel like I was blooming haha.
When I had just announced my pregnancy at 13 weeks with my beautiful friend Ross!
Many people look at you with a sneer when you wear a âbaby on board badgeâ on the tube, as you barely have a bump at this stage. Honestly that first trimester is horrendous, I felt like i was on a ferry constantly and needed a seat more than ever!  So from the word go you have judgmental eyes looking at you! When I had a huge bump sometimes it was easier to stand. If youâre a man, you canât judge, youâre never going to experience this, so shush! Although tubes are usually hosting the âwho can be the most miserable competitionâ so I wouldnât take it personally.Â
No one told me about how bad I would feel during pregnancy. I donât know if itâs because I was the first out of my friends to have a baby, but it was definitely a huge shock to me. I have known people who have had great pregnancyâs and I think âWell how nice for you!â...I hate you (joking not joking).
Here are some quotes from the first trimester of my pregnancy diary 2016.
âIt was a strange feeling.â
âIt was his birthday but I couldnât hold the information back.â
âMy boobs hurt.â
âIt was like we werenât facing reality.â
âIâm over the moon.â
âIâm super gassy.â
âIt is so hard to eat with nausea.â
âSo hard trying to think of excuses to not drink alcohol.â
âI had a huge lunch- Iâm an absolute beast!â
âJayden (nephew) loved destroying my castle!â (building blocks)Â
âTim (Stepdad) was making sure it wasnât awkward by saying how excited he was about having another grandchild. He is a diamond.â
âIâm so thirsty all the time... but drinking water makes me sick....dilemma!âÂ
âViolent farts!â
âRunning in to cuddle Jayden, it was amazing, I felt so needed!â
âI pee three times an hour.â
âI just found toy cars in the washing machine!â (nephews hehe)
âI keep waking up early.â
âWe are so so happy.â
âBloated.â
âI was so hungry it hurt!â
âWe slept zzzz.â
âanother 4 hour nap...â
âNever eating spicy pizza again!â
âBurps are violent today!â
âMy warm chocolate pudding was cold, it made me sad, IâM PREGNANT!â
âFinally got home after lots of misdirection and I nearly killed Tim for his âshort cutsâ haha.âÂ
âI was craving spring rolls.â
âIâm going to start knittingâ (I sucked at knitting haha)
âI watched Loose Womenâ (the obsession began)
âCannot wait to see Ryan!â (baby daddy)
âI threw up the sausage rolls and we went to bed. He spooned me loads, it was nice.â (this is my favourite haha)Â
âI was in the worst mood and wanted to kill everyone.â
âRyan bought me an owl teddy even though I was horrible to anyone who breathed. I called her Owlch because I felt ouchy.â
âToughest day so far!â
âEvenings make me so sick, I can never eat dinner.â
âI was sick and peed myself a little.â
âI began to dry my hair and threw up on myself.â
âCoke seems to help!â (Iâm pretty sure I meant the coca cola variety)Â
âGoing to ring the doctor to see if I can stop being sick somehow.â (she told me to suck it up on the phone haha)Â
âNeed to feel better so I can start enjoying pregnancy and get excited.â
âI can eat some things now...mcdonalds happy meal. SO UNHEALTHY *weeps*â
âRyan is working so hard atm.â
âIt will be amazing to live with my love.â
âI canât wait for the scan so it feels more real!â
End of diary!
So I stopped writing my pregnancy diary after the first trimester because writing was making me feel sick and writing âI was sickâ everyday was getting pretty boring. I donât want to scare anyone about getting pregnant but I just think you should know the realities of it first! Although maybe ignorance is bliss! 9 months of being sick was an experience but it does end! You get a little bubba after all that, which is a feeling i canât even put into words, itâs that incredible! Â
What I ate to survive:
Happy meals
humbugs
ginger biscuits
dry crackers
rice crackers
ice lollies
tonic water
OrangesÂ
babybellsÂ
Apples
Coca Cola
Cheese strings
Frubes
Not the healthiest diet but whatever you can get down you is a bonus!Â
Good luck to all pregnant ladies! You can do it! It does end eventually and what a finale!Â
Bump- 16 weeks pregnant.
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