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I believe Keefe canonically has abs and this is what Shannon Messenger intended. I also believe Shannon Messenger is wrong.
#my addition to abscourse idk if this has already been resolved but i have strong feelings about ut#Building and toning muscle takes time guys#Keefe wouldnt put in that much effort#I think Fitz would tho#kotlc#kotlc fandom#abscourse
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when i read the tawny man trilogy i made a lot of guesses and predictions on what would happen, and yet "they get fucking married" was so securely not on my bingo card it took me out. i think i joked abt it but it was not ever seriously considered by me. it was so not seriously considered by me that the fool CONFESSING wasnt even on my bingo card, i thought hed never do it.
likewise, for the fitz and the fool trilogy, i could not have, in a million fucking years, ever would have guessed, ever, "fitz and the fool have a biological child together."
#rote liveblog#I THINK IM READING THAT RIGHT. got to the exchange of substances chapter. i believe Bee is theirs. nothing else would make sense#thats why the fool didnt forsee her#she was only possible because fitz got enough of the fool back in the soul merging when he saved his life#thus there is no world where the fool dies and bee lives#and bee has her whole life resembled the fool more than anything#i have SKETCHES SOMEWHERE. of like “oh hypothetical self indulgent fankids even tho obviously they cant have a bio kid”#“but hypothetical au bio kid designs just for me bc i like the challenge of mixing designs for family lines”#“haha im being very very self indulgent these will never see the light of day”#i get hit over the head by bee farseer like shes a baseball bat
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Fitz 100% has a dissociative disorder. Btw.
#that one liveblog post i made where i said she would be a system if she didnt outsource it instead. yeah.#i dont think fitz is plural tho... probably#she just um. dissociates her whole entire life. yeah.#rote
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I want a realm of the elderlings show
#sorry i just want to see my baby boy fitz growing up and going through the horrors#i dont think the books would translate well tho nsjszmksmzsksm a lot of nuances would be lost but still
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Just encountered my first pony with disintegrating hair syndrome :(
#fitz irl#thankfully it wasn't too bad#I had a bad feeling thos wiuld happen base don how it looked when i got the hair wet#and based on how it felt#I wasn't able to fully wash and brush her#but I think Imanaged to make her look gokd despite everything#of course I would happen to get the exact sunny daze that sufferes from this lol#I'm going to attempt to rehair her one kf these days#just need to try and find the tools and materials I'd need to do it#also need to figure out even how to do it lol#I may oractice in some fakies before fixing sunny daze
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@moonstark
this is the most niche post ever but when will florian david fitz and Matthias Schweighöfer make the queer romcom they clearly want to
#Leni service post#tho honestly forget about the romcom thing make it a Sad Tragic Romance. I'm thinking All Of Us Strangers.#I know ur not gonna agree but here's the thing Flo is soooo ready to finally tackle the role of wife that dies at the end of the movie#he would eat this up and tbh so would I#Matthias Schweighöfer#Florian David Fitz
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When are you making the next chapterrrr? I love ur book so much!! 🥰
aw TYY!! itll definitely be up by this weekend at the latest! im already 18k words in and im not done yet tho, so its gonna be a chonker/might be like 30k LMAO. i dont mind tho, since its the second last chap. I WILL NOT LIMIT MY POWER LEVEL😤
GOOD!!! tbh the name of my fic is the thing i regret most, i gave it absolutely 0 thought when i first published chapter 1 at like 3 in the morning before immediately going to bed LMFAOO. raven and the snek is the new official name
BAHAHAHA UNFORTUNATELY THERE'LL BE NO MORE SMUT since theres only 2 chaps left..... but i DO want to draw that eventually, rest assured🤭 and TYSM!!💖💖💖im glad u like my fic so much and im honoured its your fav🧎♀️😭
@loving-him-was-red13 LMFAO GOOD....you're turning into the 'everywhere i go, i see his face' meme, just as planned😈😈 (also i have totally considered redrawing that one on the right as clora and seb....u get me🤝🤝
BAHAHA @fitzs-trained-monkey YOU TOO, WE LOVE TO SEE IT. omg ur so right tho, these can be clora and sebs fursonas!!!😻😻😻😻
@multi-fandom-imagine aw tysm!!😭💖im glad you like my content💖💖💖
@romilimon "when i found that artist for the first time" TOTALLY TRANSLATED THAT MYSELF AND DIDNT USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE, ARENT I AMAZING💃😍 (but aww TYYY...im glad i could make your laptop glow with the light of the heavens🥹💖)
@lovesicklovermia I dont, considering seb is already realistic looking in the game and i just base my drawings on him but aged up. i do think it would be cool to find an actor that looked like how i draw him, tho, so that i could use him as a ref as well LOL. if anyone knows any actors, lmk👀
LMFAO TY FOR THE INFORMATION UR DOING GODS WORK🫡🫡you COULD have read it all the day before your flight, though.... just do your best to cram 38 hours of reading into one night!!!easy!!🥰 IM GLAD U COULD DOWNLOAD IT THO and that it gave u something to do during ur flight!! i get you though, i myself also dont like reading fics as theyre coming out bc im too impatient LOL and i like to binge read. BUT HOPE YOU LIKED IT!!💖
#ask#i still have so many if i havent answered ur ask its either bc im still thinking about it/wanna draw something for it#or i just dont have a good answer 😭#BUT I APPRECIATE THEM ALL!!!!
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Rayni should've been a 12 year old.
For starters,
SHE'D BE SOOO MUCH MORE FUNNY literally everything she's said so far would've been 10x funnier if it was spoken from a 12 year old's mouth. "you're just fosters back up" its funny but funnier coming from a little kid.
LITTLE SISTER TO TAM!!! AND OH MY GODS LITTLE SISTER TO LINH!!! LINH WOULD GIVE HER THIS BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE BUT EVENTUALLY THEY'D START GETTING ALL GIRLY AND CLOSER LIKE SISTERSSSSSS KJNBIHKW
imagine how it would've been for Tam tho. meeting her for the first time. imagine your a prisoner being tortured but then suddenly a 12 year old comes up to you and is like 'what up !@#$."
12 year old rayni would have a potty mouth and it would be HILARIOUS
Rayni is already savage but trust me, she'd be even more savage as a 12 year old she'd be like the 12 year old fitz haters on pinterest
"but we're cong-"
"NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. CONTINUE THAT SENTENCE YOUR GONNA GO TO JAIL BUDDY"
ok so maybe she wouldnt say something like that but here's a reminder; she's 12. 12 year olds would 100% say this.
wait omg imagine there's a sophitz or a sokeefe moment and we get the "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THATS SO GROSS" or even worse its something not PG
or
or better yet
its a tiana moment i could just finish that there tbh and because its tam, aka her unofficial brother its wayy worse. like biana compliment tam on something, and tam blushes and sheepishly thanks her (as what has happened many times before) and then rayni takes a look at her brothers smiling, blushing face, looks at biana's, and bluntly says "you should ask her out" or smth and then we have tam choking on air and frozen biana, while keefe is just laughing his butt off in the corner.
thinking about Rayni going through her emo phase yet she picked the name that everyone has to call her (pre-reveal) Glimmer.
10x more likeable. just saying.
Rayni getting re enrolled into Foxfire, Rayni annoying the heck out of Tam, Rayni and Linh hanging out being sisters, Tiergan adopting Rayni, the crew adopting Rayni, Raying being savage as heck to the crew
also the angst. THE ANGST.
...imma go start writing this.
#wait i forgot i ship lightlight#now i feel weird#WELP for this au i do not ship it :)#anyways rayni as a kid would've been a lot funnier#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc headcanons#kotlc au#kotlc rayni#rayni aria#kotlc tam#tam song#kotlc linh#linh song#kotlc tiana#tam x biana#biana vacker#kotlc biana#kotlc keefe#keefe sencen#12 year old rayni aria au#keeper of the lost cites#kotlc thoughts#kotlc fandom
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enhypen as things from 2014 tumblr
a/n: i am literally frothing at the mouth that 2014 tumblr is coming back. around 2016-2018 this aesthetic and mentality was my EVERYTHING. now in 2024 the mentality and aesthetic is still there just a lil more.... um flavorful for me 😋😋 but it’s okay! i also had to go on my LAPTOP to lay this out so please like this post... my ass worked hard on this- i also dont know if heeseung's aesthetic photo for his headcanons is messed up?? if it is i am so sorry
warnings- 2014 tumblr was a lil cray cray, but i worked my hardest to make sure none of the photos or themes would be triggering :) if you felt anything negative during reading these headcanons- tell me and i will add it to the warnings. but as far as i know and with my own experiences/disorder everything is pretty good and non triggering! :)
MASTERLIST
🕰️jungwon- specifically that one brand of music
okay let me elaborate: out of my league by the fitz and the tantrums
tongue tied by grouplove
electric love by børns
the really like happy yet sad songs??? he’s very like HES SO TONGUE TIED BY GROUPLOVE IM SORRY???? listen to the song that is jungwon he is that song. he is def like that summer romance who you never speak to again and it’s so sad because you loved him so much but now you’re like strangers. just wait till next summer tho, he’ll make you fall in love with him all over again. it’s bittersweet
⚰️heeseung- knee socks
okay me being out of pocket for a sec
heeseung is absolutely fucking insane and drives me nuts. and so do knee socks. any socks that go above the shin drive me fucking insane because they don’t sit properly ever, no matter the size the sock or the size i am they FALL. but i own like 4-6 pairs, because they look nice and make me feel pretty when they sit properly. heeseung drives me insane but i want to be his gf ☹️☹️
he’s def the type of guy to fix your socks too when he notices they’re shifting
🎥jay- the wallpaper quotes
like the sad ones everyone had EVERYWHERE. i was on quotev during this time around 2015?? and they were EVERYWHERE. bangchans wallpaper from 2018 core
these aesthetic quotes just remind me of jay. music is everything to him so he’s the mf to reblog this being like
“this resonates with me.”
he’s also very arctic monkeys coded but do what you will with that 😋😋HE WOULD SO POST HIS OWN WRITINGS AND AESTHETIC GUITAR PHOTOS. HES LIKE THE TUMBLR HOT GUY. imagine while he’s like super popular on tumblr ur like the actual “rockstar’s gf” aesthetic. LIKE THAT ONE FUCKING PHOTO OF THE 1975 ROBBERS MUSIC VIDEO??? I THINK IT WAS THAT ONE RIGHT??? i’m attaching it rn
💋jake- the bold lip makeup + messy photos
dayum let me get out of pocket rq again
that really specific dark aesthetic where it’s in parking lots and blurry and you can make out the dark lip makeup, bleached damaged platinum blonde hair, and the makeup is messy. everything is messy
HEUWBDJBFJAVSHDBBD that is jake :) he’s def the type of guy to be like “wait let’s take a cool photo.” then kisses you to smudge your lipstick then snaps a photo with the flash so when you’re alarmed by the flash you move and it makes the photo all cool looking bc it’s blurry.
👓sunghoon- the john green obsession
i’ve read every john green book pre 2016
i hated looking for alaska it was fucking insane. however sunghoon is like the good part about the paper towns book. like the fun road trip part. that happened right? or did i imagine that? NO IT DID. sunghoon very like curl up bbg im gonna read this book to you and make little stupid comments during it. def the type to have you in his arms while he reads, you hold the book and he has his hands over yours, softly rubbing circles.
💍sunoo- the victorias secret aesthetic
this is actually me rn sorry, all my clothes come from there pretty much. if it’s not thrifted it’s from victoria’s secret. it’s not just lingerie, they have like everything there. NONETHELESS it also screams sunoo. a lot of it is very like chic in a way and it just fits him perfectly. the black and pink colors, the small pops. it just really fits him. the aesthetic is just chefs kiss. especially since i feel like he’d be obsessed with the lotions (i own the mint chocolate lotion and wear it)
def the type of bf to come home with new body sprays for both of you. probably mixing scents too. MATCHING JACKETS AS WELL
📸riki- the electra heart album
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS. god everything abt this album screams riki.
me relistening to this album and realizing how much it did effect me😨😨😨😨 maybe i’m just projecting now but besides the point
that album is so like riki coded let me get quotes
“I think I want your, your American tan- I think you're gonna be my biggest fan”
“The pretty lies, the ugly truth”
“All I ever wanted was the world- I can't help that I need it all”
“Rule number three, wear your heart on your cheek- But never on your sleeve, unless you wanna taste defeat”
“You're never gonna love me, so what's the use?”
“you don’t love me- big fucking deal”
"question good and question bad."
okay i’m GONNA BE WRITING A BOOK I HAVE TO STOP. he’s def the type of bf where if he hears you listening to this album he’s like “wtf…” then finds himself humming to it. he’d be like that with all your music taste too. riki with black chipped nailpolish OKAY I WILL SHUT UP ABT HIM NOW
#enhypen#kpop#enha#enhypen imagines#enha imagines#jake sim#enhypen x reader#enhypen scenarios#enhypen texts#enha texts#yang jungwon smau#yang jungwon imagines#jungwon texts#lee heeseung imagines#lee heeseung smau#heeseung texts#jay park smau#jay park imagines#jay park texts#jake sim smau#jake sim imagines#jake sim texts#park sunghoon imagines#park sunghoon smau#sunghoon texts#kim sunoo imagines#kim sunoo smau#sunoo texts#nishimura riki imagines#nishimura riki smau
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Wait are they not doing that lmfao?! I thought when characters did that they were minutes from crashing the fuck out and needed a second. They just start hyperventilating and need a second to load from all the mental health buffering they have going on.
a big pet peeve of mine with these books is whenever shannon says that someone stopped and took 'multiple deep breaths' before continuing like im SORRY if i was talking to someone and they just stooped and started breathing deeply id assume they were having a panic attack or getting ready to fight me id probably back up
#not going to hold you tho if I was having a conversation with them and they just started breathing and not saying anything to me while#staring down at me. I would also think they’re having a panic attack or going to attack me.#keeper of the lost cities#cuz hello? why the hell are you just breathing at me hoe? 😭😭😭#kotlc thoughts#shannon messenger#kotlc sophie#kotlc keefe#keefe sencen#kotlc fitz#fitz vacker#kotlc fandom#kotlc
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Pinterest Kotlc (and it’s flaws)
pinterest kotlc gives me whiplash every time I go on there because as someone who spends most of my kotlc time on tumblr the worlds are just. so drastically different.
pinterest kotlc has a few main points that make up most of the posts. it includes: sokeefe being some monumental, life-changing, beautiful ship that is just absolutely heart-shattering every time someone thinks about it. even tho it’s literally just. flirty bad boy x oblivious girl who is a little feisty towards him
meanwhile most tumblr posts are pretty normal abt sokeefe or are casual enjoyers of the ship
(such as this post)
another: aggressive fitz hatred. they act like he is so terrible to the point where you would think that he would’ve tried to kill sophie. like. bffr. they act like the mc’s ex-boyfriend (who she is on pretty good terms with now) is just the biggest villain of the whole story. it makes me very mad. it also comes with the hatred of sofitz and i just think that’s uncalled for. sofitz was a good ship and so is sokeefe. just because one didn’t work out does not mean the other is inherently so much awesomer and better than the dogshit one that just didn’t work out in the end.
also, most people on kotlc pinterest just blatantly ignore the canon things that are happening in the story (most recently stellarlune) to hate on fitz!! like, at this point you are hating the pinterest fanon character but take it out on the canon fitz!
but yeah.
kotlc pinterest is basically just discourse on the fitz/keefe thing and most are leaning towards sokeefe.
I could also talk about the millennial humor, the poorly made memes, disregard to potential queer or poc representation, the mischaracterization of things like anger issues or poor communication… yeah.
other than those things, once you get past those layers you find some pretty funny and good posts. like these!
lmk if you want more posts about pinterest kotlc or other websites kotlc fandoms!!
#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#books#fitz vacker#keefe sencen#sophie foster#this was a really fun post to make in my head but it’s been sitting in my drafts foreverrr so#yeah
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how i think kotlc characters would play minecraft: a rant
sophie would absolutely build a dirt shack the first night and then just be like, yea this is home now. i think she would progress fairly quickly because she probably played it growing up. she has literally never beaten the ender dragon tho. not once.
dex would be a god at minecraft. i need him to play so badly. omg he would love redstone and hed probably build a really elaborate base with tons of secret hidden rooms and passages. he would beat the game before everyone else even has iron tools. god he would be such a nerd over minecraft. shannon let the boy play minecraft.
fitz would try really hard to build a cool house, but it would just end up being one of those og diamond cube houses 💀💀 i think hed get frustrated, quit for a bit, then come back and settle for being a farmer and later learn to enjoy making cakes and pies in the game. i think hed make way too many and just end up showing up at other peoples houses and dumping like a stack of cakes on them.
keefe would make such a good builder. i think he would have so much fun designing houses and decorating their interior. i think he would be appalled at sophies shack and insist on building her a new one. he would love collecting all the paintings and displaying them. i think he would also incorporate secret passages and rooms in his houses, along with boobie traps. he would totally make a secret passage connecting his and sophie’s houses. he would also adopt a couple cats, or he and sophie would together. they are cat people.
biana would so love the flower biomes and i think she would get distracted by all the pretty fauna. but when night roles around i think she would just go around beating up hostile mobs, flowers in hand. she could and would beat the ender dragon to death with a flower
linh would 100% make an animal sanctuary and breed a ton of turtles just cause their cute. she would love riding with dolphins and exploring different biomes. she would go on an adventure and come home, lead in hand, and like 200 new animal friends behind her. i think she would also adamantly still be a vegetarian even in the game.
tam would excel at mining and grinding resources. he would have just an ungodly amount of wood, stone, iron, food, etc “just in case of emergency”. i think he would either live in the end, or make a base beneath linh’s animal sanctuary. he would befriend endermen and request a special habitat for them in the sanctuary. i think he would adopt like one dog via linh and he would become extremely attached to it, but would never admit it. he would spoil it rotten.
thank you for coming to my ted talk
#i have been thinking about this for too long#i cry laughing everytime i think about this au#should i draw this#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc fandom#kotlc thoughts
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ok actual unraveled thoughts now (spoilers under the cut!!)
- i fucking hate keefe sencen. i was hoping this book would change my opinion but. nope! basically the first half of the book made me want to bash my head in oh my goddd. he is so obsessed with sophie in a way that feels downright creepy. it’s like shannon couldn’t be bothered to give him a personality other than an annoying sophie simp
- we were fucking fox-baited!!! he didn’t even name the guy!!! was so excited too….. but there were like zero fox interactions. what the fuck
- “keefe would not be a swiftie” well well well….. (this does mean series takes place later than we expected tho…. wonder why covid wasn’t mentioned at all then lmao)
- i did like the keefe and alvar moments though. that was cute. I KNEW HE WASN’T DEAD!!! why is he obsessed with pancakes
- though i do think shannon made alvar way too much like keefe in this book… like tbh he seemed like a totally different character which was… strange
- eleanor should have blamed keefe. it would have been more interesting. also i wanted to see her beat his ass more (also i kind of suspected they weren’t really dead but…. i was only half right)
- alvar would not fucking care about sokeefe. and i know his comments about fitz at the end (which make sense because he hates him) are going to fuel those fitz haters/sokeefe stans and i am already clenching my fists in anticipatory rage
- only like 4 fintan mentions…. smh
- overall it was a fun little book but in NO WAY did it deserve to be called “mandatory” to read before reading book 10. there were like. 2 revelations. and book 10 is from sophie’s pov obviously so keefe would have to tell her everything anyway if it’s actually important. most of it was just his fun little adventures which are cool but not deserving of being called “mandatory”
#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc unraveled#unraveled spoilers#kotlc unraveled spoilers#anti keefe sencen#kotlc thoughts#crescentpost
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I just think it would be so great for Loki to appear in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. cause like
-Daisy just being like "wtf dude, you killed Coulson" for the first half to slowly warming up to him
-May being the exact same way without warming up but begrudgingly respecting his fighting skills (magic is cheating tho)
-Lance and Loki. Just imagine it. Lance Hunter and Loki. Oh my god, the quotes that would come from that
-Coulson kinda being nice but also salty about it occasionally
-And Loki would allow that, like "that's justified"
-Fitz and Simmons being completely obsessed with her and asking about Asgard and the technological aspects of it and how Asgardian (not that Loki is, he would make that distinction) bodies work
Someone please write this
#loki#agents of shield#agents of s.h.i.e.l.d.#aos#tom hiddleston#the avengers#daisy johnson#phil coulson#melinda may#fitzsimmons#marvel
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ok Keeper fans, I want yall to give me all your headcanons about Sophie and her friends (including Stina) that might fit a human au
the brainrot is real and I'm writing fanfiction for the first time in 12 years and it's a human, college au (tho the setting isn't exact, they're gonna visit Everglen and the college is gonna be Foxfire but other than that I think I'm gonna leave it up to imagination if this is a world where the elven cities exist as human cities, like a random human city called Eternalia, or if they don't exist at all). It's sokeefe, with maybe some dexiana in the background. I have some ideas but I need more info to fully pad their characters (imagine two hands filling a Sophie Foster stuffie)
For Sophie I'm keeping her fashion sense mostly t-shirts, jeans and sneakers. Not super baggy but also not form-fitting. Kinda like, baggy tshirt tucked into straigh leg jeans vibes. Not super colorful either. She still doesn't feel comfortable standing out.
I remember in book 1 she was listening to rock so pls recommend rock bands (I'm more of a vibe girly so I'll listen to whatever has a good sound and dont follow many artists/bands themselves so I only know like the 70s-80s classics and some random songs I think are cool, like Seven Nation Army and How Far We've Come), but I dont want to make her feel like a pick-me/im-not-like-other-girls so I kinda want to make her like pop too. And I already decided she likes the Deadpool movies (bc Amy has an X-Men tshirt in Nightfall, and Sophie makes a Rogue reference), but also romcoms. Also I'm thinking her and Stina would be in college to become vets
Biana is ofc a girly girl, I'm imagining mostly skirts and dresses, some jeans every once in a while, but also very stylish, idk about shoes tho, pretty sure in canon she wears heeled boots everywhere, but irl heels are tiring so...maybe sandals? I also imagine her as more of a pop girly with an edgy side in both music and movies, bc in canon she's not a damsel in distress, so I'm imagining she's an Olivia Rodrigo fan (not saying that Olivia is edgy...idk if she's edgy, I like her music but I wouldnt dare define it, she just popped into my head, as I said, I dont follow artists that much), and she would like both romcoms and action/spies movies (bc vanisher). I'm not sure about her major, I read a fanfic where she was a fashion designer and I like that, I was also thinking maybe art bc I just read a post that talked about how she painted over Tam's mom's painting in Nightfall. I know in the US she could do both but idk
As for the boys...I have no idea. I'm thinking Dex as a mechanical ingenieer (the spanish, french and english are all mixing in my brain and completely jumbled that word, sorry if its written completely wrong) bc ofc, technopath. Keefe as an art student, also he likes Deadpool too, and both beer and fruity drinks, and he still has Mrs Stinkbottom but I have nothing else on him, besides keeping his daddy and mommy issues ofc. Fitz I have no idea.
The rest of the gang I'm not sure if it's going to appear (I'm still trying to think if I should give Fitz a partner, and who would it be in that case), Tam might be mentioned tho, as the quiet fourth roommate of Dex, Keefe and Fitz, who doesnt like to mingle at parties much. But I'll be thankful for any headcanons you can give me of any member of the gang. Or facts that could be useful in a human au
This was longer than I expected, I'm sorry
#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc fandom#kotlc thoughts#kotlc au#sophie foster#keefe sencen#kotlc keefe#kotlc sophie#biana vacker#kotlc biana#fitz vacker#dex dizznee#kotlc fitz#kotlc dex#kotlc fanfic#kotlc#lune talks
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Cat and Coulson
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Sumary: Cat got left alone for the day as the Avengers went on a mission. She meets some new people and spents time with her favourite S.H.I.E.L.D personel.
Fun fact: Cat's full name is Cupcake Amelia Tessa. Thor, thought of the Cupcake part and is very proud of it. Note: Art/picture is from Google, credits go to whoever made it.
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(Cats pov.)
I was home alone. I was alone at home, and they left me! Okay, okay, that may be a bit dramatic. Everyone is just on a mission or at home with their family.
But I am bored, and I don't like that. I need attention and love!
As I was sitting on the couch, when the most amazing idea popped into my head. S.H.I.E.L.D. is also here. I can visit my favorite agents. I just need to get there. I jumped off the couch and made my way to the door. As I wandered around the hallway on my way to S.H.I.E.L.Ds floor, I greeted everyone who I saw with a happy meow. I love greeting the S.H.I.E.L.D agents, they are always so sweet and nice when I meow at them.
When I reached S.H.I.E.L.Ds lab, I jumped on one of the work benches to greet Fitz and Simmons. They didn't hear me at first, because of the man they were talking to. He was big, really tall and muscular. Also a bit furry in some way. I meowed a bit louder, and they turned to me. Fitz and Simmons looked really happy to see me and started petting me, saying the sweetest words. The man looks a bit grumpy, I wonder what he's doing here.
I meowed happily at Fitz and Simmons and purred loudly. The grumpy man rolled his eyes a bit. "So you are just gonna pet a random cat that walked in?" The men said to Fitz and Simmons, which made Fitz gasp a bit. "This is not just some random cat! This is Cat! The Avengers cat, and S.H.I.E.L.DS mascot! She is our precious kitty!" Fitz said to the grumpy man. I like how Fitz gets mad in a cute way, I know Simmons likes that too.
"Yeah, yeah, it's just a cat" The man said as he waved Fitz's comments off. "She me be just a cat to you, Logan, but she means a lot to us. Now i bet you want to go to Coulson'' Simmons said to me after telling the grumpy man, who I guess is named Logan, that I am not just a cat. I meowed when she mentioned Coulson. I really wanted to take a nap on his lap. It was just the perfect nap place.
Simmons laughed and picked me up. "I'll be right back, got to bring this fluffball to Coulson" She tells Logan and Fitz before carrying me to Coulson's office.
Simmons carried me all the way to Coulson's office and dropped me off at the door before leaving me alone. Of course the door was closed and Simmons forgot to knock on it for me. I guess, I'll just have to do what i do best, be an annoying little demon. I moewed loudly and started to scratch the door with my paws. “MreooooooW! MrREoooOow!” finally after a few really loud meows, Coulson opened his office door and let me inside. “We should really get you more cat doors.” Coulson laughed while closing the door.
I just jumped onto Coulson's desk and waited for him to sit back in his spinny chair. Coulson sighed once his papers got messed up and squished by my butt. I love teasing him like this. Coulson fixed the small mess I made and got back to work. He was amazing, tho i could see all the things that happened over the years took a toll on him. He looked a bit older than what he actually was and he had smile lines, but those were a good thing.
"What do you think, would Tony like it if I cut off half of his party founds?" Coulson asked me. I looked up and meowed twice, he of course knew that ment no. "You're tight he wouldn't, but he will just have to deal with it" Coulson laughed and typed away on his keyboard.
Over the next hour I napped on Coulson's desk, papers and keyboard as he tried to work on his important S.H.I.E.L.D business. I slowly stretched and got into Coulson's lap before continuing my nap.
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(Third person pv)
It was late at night when the Avengers finally got back to the compound. Everyone was tried and done with the day, yet Cat wasn't anywhere to be found. Thor panicked the most out of everyone. Clearly the tired god couldn't take not seeing his favorite little kitty cat before bed.
“We need to find Cupcake! What if someone catnapped her! What if she is stuck and can't call for help?!” Thor said panicky as he paced around the room.
“It's okay Thor Cat is smart enough to not be catnapped” Natasha reassured Thor as she as she helped Wanda clean a small cut on her arm “I bet she's probably somewhere warm, taking a nice long nap”
This did not reassure Thor at all. “But she's just a kitty.” “A strong independent kitty, Thor. Never underestimate a angry kitty” Pietro said, knowing all too well how sharp Cat's nails can be. “never underestimate a kitty, Thor, never”
Steve walked into the room again after changing into his pajamas, just catching the last bit of the conversation. “What's going on?” “Thor is panicking over why Cat hasn't shown up yet” Bucky answered as he walked up to Steve. Giving his cheek a quick kiss and left the room to go shower. “Owh, i guess she's with Phill then”
“Phill?” Tony asked, confused. “Yes, Phill, you know agent Coulson?” Steve answered with a raised eyebrow. “No, no, we went over this. His first name is agent, not Phill.” Tony said stubbornly, not accepting that Coulson's first name was Phill and not agent. Everyone just sighed at Tony's stubbornness, except Thor. He ran to find Cat as soon as he heard Steve say she might be with Coulson.
Cat and Coulson were peacefully napping in Coulson’s office when Thor bursted through the door. Thor didn’t realize that the two of them were asleep. He was about to say something when Loki put a hand over Thor’s mouth. “Don’t brother, let them sleep. Cat will find her way back to you when she is ready.” Loki whispered to Thor as he looked over at the peaceful Cat and agent. Thor pouted, but listened to Loki and left to go to bed. Loki looked at Cat and Coulson and took a quick picture of the two. Of course for blackmail, totally not because he thought they looked cute. He left the office door open just a tiny bit and went to bed himself.
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