#I swear it was an original idea

[andrew-dramaqueen-minyard]

25 year old Andrew to his younger self: we’re in love with a man, we have cats together, you have a twin brother, we go to therapy weekly but we made it. We are alive.

14 year old Andrew, who thought he wouldn’t make it to 18, was in denial about his sexuality, hated every therapist he’d ever met, and had no idea aaron existed yet: what.

6 year old Andrew: we’re in love? We have a brother?! 🥺

25 year old Neil to his younger self: you play exy professionally now, and you’re no longer on the run, you have a partner named Andrew. You love him with everything you have. You’re safe.

14 year old Neil, tired, who very much thought he’d be dead by now: we’re not running? It’s over?

6 year old Neil: WE GET TO PLAY EXY?!

[beeduoo]

exile

[every-ogata]

It's such a little thing but now that I am full acclimatized to the horrible VIZ translations, I do love the way Ogata talks in it. He's so informal, blunt and rude, but there's a very clear sort of dialect he's speaking with.

To me it sounds a lot like how the more rural folk would speak in my region. There is an Ibaraki-ben which is compared a lot to the Tohoku-ben, meaning it's considered a bumpkins accent. I didn't think much of Ogata having an accent until I started grabbing all these manga panels and now I can't unsee it.

[greenticklerdreams]

Hey. I know it's been hard. Why don't you lay down for me, love? Cuddle a pillow. Settle in, while I settle in straddling your hips. Let me push up your shirt and trace your back. Softly... gently... with the tips of my fingers.

Hm? Does it tickle, pretty one? Aw, I'm sorry. You don't mind, do you? ... I know you don't. And that's good, because I love hearing your soft giggles... seeing your little squirms as you try to hold still... it's very relaxing. Let me tap along your shoulder blades... draw lines down both sides of your spine at once... little flutters in the small of your back... drawing circles on those little curves on your sides that are just above your pants line.

Did my hands stray to your sides, your ribs? Oops. How did that happen? You're just so adorable when you're laughing for me, dear. But you don't mind. I'm taking care of you, and you don't need to worry about anything except my touch... and how badly it tickles.

[mybrainproblems]

Firmly believe that they should create a job in the writers room called "The Adult in the Room" for any new entries into long-running franchises with a devoted fan base.

The position is filled by someone who knows absolutely nothing about the franchise and they're rotated out annually to make sure they never know too much. Their sole job is to make sure the show/movie doesn't turn into a circle jerk of obscure references that alienate and confuse new viewers and make sure it has an actual plot besides "Look! A reference! Don't you love feeling smart bc you got the reference???"

[starstruck358]

IT'S THE KIRBY 32TH ANNIVERSARY ANIMATION!

sorry if it's a little off beat on some parts

I didn't put in the lyrics because I forgor them and plus they don't really matter. I tried my best to resemble a kirby game by little details and stuff.

anyway, hhhhhhhh what a pain this was to make...

hope you enjoyed it! <3

[ganondoodle]

(Original art) Xaror, any pronouns, species (?), age (?)

short summary about them; they act as both an antagonist and an ally since they are only really interested in what they want or whats fun to them, they are immortal and call themselves 'death itself' since they have a special connection to souls (being the only one able to communicate with them) and the ability to seperate souls from their bodies in such a way that nothing can harm the soul afterwards their main goal is to .. bother and disturb the 'celestials'*, which they hate, as much as they can, breaking into their palace, freeing prisoners, destroying research, destroying the place, and most importantly, making as many souls unusable to them as possible-

they dont want to destroy the celestials though, they cant fight them anyway and this game of doing 'good' only with the goal of annoying them is their most treasured activity, so Xaror doesnt intend to stop them from killing or hurting anyone, only from harvesting what they are actually after (though Xaror doesnt actually care as little as they think they do about people, and has a soft spot for demons)

most of their appearance is later into the story; Zaphira (the empress) had been in coma and the medical facility she was treated in was destroyed by Shargon (orange eyed demon who acts as her bodyguard for the first part) in an attempt to save her from her estranged relatives taking over her country after they heard of her decline in health, she is believed dead but washes up on the shore of the mountain Xaror resides at years later (it has a reason, too much to write here) and they slowly nurse her back to health, the reason they give for it is that they found their first encounter very fun, thats all (is it?)

(more lore under the cut bc this is already so long .. im trying to keep it short q-q ......... this is stuff i have been working on since i was a kid so uh, some things might be cheesy but i cant change them anymore ..)

just to get some basics out of the way; theres three worlds, the celestials palace, human world and demon world, each are their own planet connected via different gateways

*celestials (possibly not final name, loosely based on angels) are the last remaining "survivors" of their planets demise, when their world died the most powerful among them cannibalized the weaker to sustain themselves until there were only less than 10 left, who each turned into different beings from it and dont resemble their own people much anymore, they built a palace from what was left on their world that protects them from space as its atmosphere collapsed shortly after- however they still needed something to live off; they discover the human world and are delighted to find rather short lived people with powerful souls, the best kind of sustenance for them (now), they aim to herd them like cattle, but a problem arose when it turned out another world has long been in contact with the human world; demons

demons are semi immortal creatures that act as protectors for their world, protection they extended, more or less secretely, to the human world ensuring them a long and secure life- the celestials need them to die at their whim though (demons are few in numbers, hard to kill and rarely have offspring, not an ideal target); as they worked out a plan on how to get rid of demons one of the celestials, Xanthriel (time) grew somewhat fond of people as they spent alot of time in the human world to observe and research them; in the end turning on their own completely, but losing the fight against Uriel (knowledge)

Xanthriel was supposed to be executed for their betrayal, but it doesnt work, instead they are splintered into many parts after a lot of struggle, most body, memory and most strength is one part (ending up as motionless forever bleeding corpse kept locked up in the palace), the rest is some time later gathered together and reforms as a seperate, weak mockery of them, they embody Xanthriels emotion- Xaror, without memory, strangely cut to pieces (hence all the missing limbs and broken halo) but driven by an unstoppable desire to disturb the celestials (they live seperate long enough to each become their own person, at some point Xaror discovers Xanthriels body after all and they merge back together, though as they are now two, Xanthriel only takes over once directly after merging, stays silent for a long time and lets Xaror be themselves, only later revealing that they are there at all .. hiding perhaps- i rarely have specific ideas for voices, but Xanthriels is like, like coarse rocks being violently rubbed against each other, less voice more noise)

(also, the celestials use Xanthriels blood from the day of their execution to create a plague that nearly wipes out all demons, only the youngest of them survived, effectively robbing them of everything, culture, history, knowledge etc- as demons rarely have children, like a complete restart of their society, they disappeared from the human world, and over time being largely forgotten as actually existing- the celestials wanted them all gone however, so they kept kidnapping them to try and find somethign that would work similarly against the young ones too (and then in general, bc the only usable blood of Xanthriel was from the day of their fall, and that has long since been used up) one of the young ones was Shargon, he was the only one still alive from his group

(also, the celestials use Xanthriels blood from the day of their execution to create a plague that nearly wipes out all demons, only the youngest of them survived, effectively robbing them of everything, culture, history, knowledge etc- as demons rarely have children, like a complete restart of their society, they disappeared from the human world, and over time being largely forgotten as actually existing- the celestials wanted them all gone however, so they kept kidnapping them to try and find somethign that would work similarly against the young ones too (and then in general, bc the only usable blood of Xanthriel was from the day of their fall, and that has long since been used up) one of the young ones was Shargon, he was the only one still alive from his group (he wasnt the strongest or special, he was jsut the last in the row and always got the lowest dosage) when Xaror found them in yet another break in into the palace and got him back to the demon world .. where he was promptly blamed for the others that were taken and treated like a pretender/fake/spy bc what he got put through changed his eye color (something that demons cannot change in any form) to one that does not exist among 'real' demons (orange ... notice the inner color of Xarors broken halo? :) ), some even suggesting killing him, but none of them were brave enough to do it (they were all kids still) .. except Eadrya (the big blue-ish one, largely regarded as the strongest demon alive) but Shargon managed to escape, and since then lived largely in isolation- this is part of why he is so hated, and why he starts to spend so much time in the human world after rediscovering the pathway there)

[front-facing-pokemon]

[bitedownme]

(You just getting popular each time we say this)

So, scarlet king, ehemmm, let's get busy tonight~💓💓💓💞

: I'm sure you're happy about it :

[jontaro-kun]

God I love women I wish they were real

[triglycercule]

sleep deprived dust can't recognize what's dream and what's real when he goes in and out of consciousness so i think dust is allowed to be incredibly reckless when he's awake but thinks he's in a dream. he will kill whoever passes by him (or attempt to. for him it's an instict to shoot bones anyways.) he will drink 4 bottles of alcohol just because he thinks its just a lucid dream. have incredibly loud conversations with phantom paps because he's asleep so nobody will hear him talk. or just have loud ass breakdowns because again he thinks he's asleep!!! nobody's gonna know what he gets up to in his dreams. and until someone (probably phantom paps) tells him that he's not asleep and this is reality he won't realize until he's done something really reckless

horror is seconds away from exploding dust's skull open with his magic while dust is trying to strangle him and FINALLY phantom paps tells him he's awake and dust snaps out of it. killer is walking around the house with bones sticking out of him like pins on a sewing pattern (casually too. another day in the life for him) and he just asks dust what that was about. dust just gets off of horror and shrugs his shoulders with an idk. and then walks away. this is the 6th time its happened this month

[caerial-aerial]

The children of light, marching through the darkness;

[sunny-12557]

someone needs to take my art privileges away from me (check reblogs for original pic)

[choccymilkblehhh]

HAPOY 4TH OF JULY TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE IT!!!!!

as a 4th of july gift or smth i present this thing i made bc THE TARTARS OF SOME COOL EOPLE!!!!!! YOURE COOL EOPLE!!!! RAAAAAA

I HOPE YOU LIKE THE GOOBERS!!!!!

the poses were inspired and referenced off some splat3 emotes lol

the respective design owners @ are under the character but in case you can’t read them:

@commandertartarsmoocher !!!!

@morororinnnn (me!)!!

@trashgoblincreature !!!!

anddddd @colorfullaudino !!!!

i had a lot of fun drawing these lil guys and I HOPE YALL HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT AND CONTINUE DOIN YO BEST OK!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻 /gen

[wuntrum]

need to make my own butch4butch toxic yaoi or whatever. technically my muses muse could fall into this but lilah's not butch and also their relationship isn't really toxic enough...

[azulhood]

John Constantine, ends up in heaven.

And he starts a radio station.

24/7 broadcast of him just mocking the place, the people/the angels/the demons that lost fight for his soul and most importantly...The rulers of both domains.

"Welcome to the *hackhackcoughspit* dulcet tones of Radio Constantine. Bringing you the eternal angst of this living hell (funnier if he was in a heaven place) in which we find ourselves. 24 hours, 7 days a week, for aalll eternity, or at least until those rat bastard big wigs decide they finally have enough of me telling everyone their pathetic little secrets! Speaking of which, have I told you all about the new General Corus, and his inability to get it up. I'd like to dedicate this song to all us poor souls he's disappointed!"

Constantine then starts singing loudly in his gruffest voice.

The song is All the small things, by blink-182.

(When he sings, his British voice gets Britisher)

Eventually, he taunts and annoys them so much they just send him back to the living world.

In the middle of John's rendition of Espresso by Sabrina carpenter ( in his most cockney accent) "I'm working late, cos I'm a singer. And They look so good wrapped around my finger, you all know who you are"

The knight from Scooby-Doo 2 (less fun idea, high ranking angel general and soldiers) breaks down the door and says "Sorry, you're canceled"

John jumps out of his seat "you'll never take me dead ya bastard!" And jumps out the ground floor window with microphone in hand.

He is immediately caught.