#I swear I'm such a pathetic simp for this man
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aiza-luna · 10 months ago
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Ok everyone... HEAR ME OUT-
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Is it just me, or Aiden's face is really squishy?
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writingdisposal · 11 months ago
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Very very minor spoiler warning
I'll be talking/simping about Vox's appearance in the latest episode.
My guy is so fucking hot. It's not even funny anymore. I mean, look at this slut's waist!
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And the rolled up sleeves, oh my god. I'm such a sucker for the 'rolled up sleeves' look and Vox pulls it off perfectly. The things I would let this loser do to me, I fucking swear.
I can just imagine how desperate little (Y/n) feels and they beg and beg for at least a little bit of pleasure. Pretty please? Vox takes off his coat and rolls up his sleeves, a very suave smirk on his lips, before grabbing your waist and making out with you. Groaning into your mouth, he tells you how he loves that body of yours, how perfectly you fit in his hands. His strong arms lift you off the ground to quickly put you on any sturdy surface, just any. He doesn't wanna waste another second. Vox only wants to devour you and make you lose all your senses, fuck you so good you won't remember anything other than his name.
And you just know how good this man is. His words are sweeter than honey. He will dirty talk so confidently, it'll leave you breathless and wanting for more. He softly touches your hand. "Come on sweetheart," he says, moving his hand slowly further up your arm, stopping just before your shoulder and giving it a tiny squeeze, "we both know what that body of yours really craves right now." A firm tug follows and he leads you straight to the bedroom.
When he is the submissive one however! He is sooo pathetic. Its actually kind of hilarious how the almighty CEO of VoxTech loses his cool and blabbers on and on about how much he needs to feel you. "Jus' a kiss, baby," he whispers in your ear, holding onto your shoulders, "Please, just one kiss and I'll be good, I swear." He is such a loser and I love him so much.
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paracosmic-sims · 8 days ago
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My top 24(?) screenies from 2024!
Tagged by the lovely @changingplumbob, thank you Kirsty <3
I literally don't know if I even have taken 24 screenshots this year. Let's see...
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1, 2 and 3: Some screencaps from a photoshoot I did with my revamped simself. I have MANY variations - check it out, none of those are the one on my current profile picture, or with...
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4: Oh Kinha, that's cheating! That is an edit, not a sceenshot! Shhh! I literally don't think I have enough screenies to make this post. Anyways, once I can figure out how to do my tags and navigation posts, expect to see this one in my pinned <3
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5: An outfit I made for Sienna that I needed to save for other kiddos too! It's so cute!
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6: Vlad. What are you DOING walking around Evergreen Harbor? Not even on my lot, since Journey Delight - the founder of my personal Whimsy Legacy challenge - doesn't even have a house at this point. Just... passing by. It was like... the second night? Anyways, appreciate how marvelous this woman is (and how wacky the sims can be sometimes)
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7: Speaking of personal legacy challenges, here's Hendrix Baccinus, the Mint of my NSB save. (The light makes him look blue-ish, but I swear it's mint.)
Look at him. Hot. Handsome. The male quota of this post. He is a baby and a pathetic wet cat of a man. This mfer tried to kill himself! (No joke, he autonomouslt went swimming when his energy was low on Sulani, because he was burnt out. Dude, sims used to be able to juggle a job and an Uni degree!)
I still love him <3
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8, 9 and 10: Obligatory Arielly Vespertinai appreciation. Look at her. Gorgeous. My baby. Watcher's favorite (little chew toy nomnomnomnom) <3
Have you seen her? yes? Well, go look again. Until you're mesmerized enough to forfeit your entire mortal posessions to this siren of a woman. Nobody understands the amount of adoration I hold specifically for this little bean. She could kill me and I would still thank her. She consumes my thoughts almost daily even though I have an entire cast to think about so I can support your story babygirl unleash my brain!!!
Also, obligatory gloating that this woman was elected Bronze Medal in @simblorbo-bracket's 2024 SIMBLR SEXYMAN TOURNAMENT. Yes, you heard it right. She's a Sexyman. And is the Sexiest™ of the human competitors.
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11: Speaking of Vespertinai's, a draft of Arielly's mom, Elysiann! Still unsure if I want them biologically related or adoptive (makes some sense with part of the lore, screws some other part. UGH.)
don't be fooled, this woman has SUCH a resting bitch face outside of CAS.
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12: And on that resting bitch face note, Scione Vespertinai! Ari's younger sister, of whom I have shared custody with @momoception <3 (because someone in her game needed to simp over Lucius Holt, and given I'm his #1 fan in the real world...)
Could you tell my game's eyelashes were still broken on those last 2 pics?
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13, 14 and 15: Enough of sim pics for a while, appreciate Elio Alvoretter's (aka, Ari's bestfriend, partner, and overall soulmate) (no, literally.) room. I'm insanely proud of it even if it drove me majorly crazy at some points.
(We do NOT talk about the small desk under the desk. It was fixed after.)
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16: On the topic of building, a little bar decoration I made using TOOL. It took me longer than you'd expect.
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17: Okay, back to sims because it's all I have at this point. I forgot this cutie's name, but she never really left CAS despite this picture. She was for a BC that never really happened, so I'm saving her for another opportunity. Maybe a spouse for one of my families. Maybe a founder for another legacy? She's kinda packed with CC, so I don't think I'll ever set her for dl.
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18 and 19: Some of my girlies for other simmers! Moxie and Apolline were some of the ones I had the most fun doing, and I think that the unused photos deserve a place to shine too.
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Unfortunately, the most I could is still short by 5. But then again, 2024 was THE year for me, in terms of personal growth, so TS4 kinda fell behind (a LOT. Some of those pics have literal months of gaps between them)
I am not sure who has been tagged already or not, but if you're seeing this and you want to participate (even again), you're tagged!
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holdmytesseract · 2 years ago
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Hot Temper
James Conrad x fem!Reader
Summary: You are expecting Conrad to come to your tent by nightfall. When he does, things escalate pretty quickly.
Based on this lil' drabble (Part Two)!
Warnings: this is kinda steamy, swear words, smuttish, suggestive smut, dom!James Conrad? It's also a biiit dark.
Word Count: 1,2k
a/n: Well... This one is a small birthday present for my wonderful friend @fictive-sl0th ! ☺️ Happy belated Birthday, boo! ❤ I wish you all the best! Never forget how amazing you are, you awesome person, you! I'm so happy I can call you my friend. Love you! ❤
I really hope you like this! ☺️
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Your nerves were on edge after you collided with Captain Conrad in that heated argument a few hours ago; sizzling with anger and frustration - but also desire and lust. It was an ongoing battle within your system. Which side was going to win, you couldn't tell.
Now you sat on the cot inside your tent, literally staring holes into the flap which marked the entrance. The sinking sun bathed everything in an orange, red light; telling you that it was almost time. You've made good work the rest of the day in avoiding the asshole James Conrad was, but now, after returning to your tent for the night and knowing what was most likely going to happen, you wanted nothing more than to feel his lips on your body. It was strange, wasn't it? You never hated a man - a person, as much as you hated Captain Conrad, and yet he was all you ever desired. Either something was wrong with you, or you just liked hot guys with a shitty personality. You believed it was the second option, but who knew?
Narrowing your eyes, you switched on the lamp, standing on the ground beside your cot and took a look on your wrist watch. Time. It was time. Where is this son of a bitch? You thought. I swear, if he doesn't show up, I'll kick him in the- You weren't able to finish your thoughts, as the flap of the tent flew open, revealing the man you had waited for. The light of his lamp illuminated his stupid, handsome face. Cautiously - like a lion observing his prey, he graciously entered the tent, zipping the flap behind him shut. He hadn't been even a minute inside the tight space which was your tent, when you already felt it... The tension. Intense, angry and undeniably sexual. You were sure that it must be cuttable with a knife.
Not averting his eyes for even a second, James squatted down to place his lamp on the ground. The muscles in his thick thighs strained the fabric of his jeans, as he did so, spreading his legs almost sluttishly. Pathetic, you thought. Putting on a show. For what? To impress me? You had to suppress the scoff, which threatened to leave your lips. Instead, you opted for words. "You came. Why?" You asked nonchalantly, without any emotion. Just stating the facts. A grin spread on James's face, as he shook his head and licked his lips. A grin you wished, once again to sweep off his face. "You told me to, didn't you, Y/L/N? Can't you remember? Already suffering from memory loss?" You narrowed your eyes and leaned forwards in an almost threatening manner. "Careful, Conrad. Thin ice. Very thin ice. I would watch my mouth if I were you-" "Or what?" He interrupted you, spitefully. "Are you going to slap me again?" This time, you couldn't suppress the scoff to leave your mouth. Licking your lips, you chuckled. "You really enjoy this, don't you? Being an arrogant, selfish, annoying asshole? Driving people crazy?" Now it was James's turn to laugh you in the face. "I don't. I am not the one to blame, just because you have a short fuse - and that you find me irresistibly. All you want to do is fuck me, isn't it?"
And at those words, you saw red again; losing it. A low growl left your lips, before you lunged out - ready to slap him again. Your palm was mere inches away from hitting the skin of his cheek, when he caught your hand mid-air. His big hand wrapped tightly around your wrist, keeping you from hitting him. It caught you off guard. You didn't see that coming. "Nuh.Uh. Not this time, Y/L/N." The way he rolled your last name off his tongue - so deep, so dark, so sexy, caused your knees to almost buckle and you felt arousal flooding your veins. James used your moment of shock, of course, reached quickly for your other wrist and before you could even react, had he pinned you down on the cot with his strong, muscular body hovering above yours. Once your brain had caught up with what was going on, you started to squirm, trying to get free. A part of your brain screamed at you why the hell you were fighting back, because James was right. You wanted this. "Not so snappy anymore, are we?" Another growl left your lips, before your angry eyes locked with his goddamn beautiful baby blues. "Fuck you, Conrad!" You spat into his face; voice laced with venom. The man chuckled dangerously; licking his lips. "Don't worry, darling... You get what you want."
Demandingly, Conrad nudged your legs with his knees, commanding you to open them. You wanted to. Oh, of course you wanted to. So, you let your legs fall open for him to kneel in between them - what James immediately did. A breathless laugh escaped his mouth. "I knew it. This was all you wanted from the very beginning, isn't it? Me between your legs?" A strangled moan slipped past your lips at those words; unable to suppress it. "You are so needy for me, aren't you? Desperate for me to fucking ruin you." You couldn't even put in words how much this turned you on. It was pathetic. "Must be really exhausting to hate me, but at the same time wanting to fuck me. How I get you all hot and bothered just with one snap of my finger…" You weren't able to answer something. He had you. You were literal putty in his hands. "Am I right?" He asked, but you didn't answer, just averted your eyes. You hated the effect he had on you. Bu the Captain didn't like it, when somebody wasn't answering, when he had asked a question, so he gripped your chin between his thumb and forefinger and made you look at him. "Am. I. Right?" He asked again, pointing out every word. As if to underline his words even more, he bucked his hips against yours, causing you to gasp. "Answer me." "Yes," you said between gritted teeth. "Good girl." As a reward, he leaned down, letting his lips hover above yours for a second - So close, so close. - before he connected them in a hot, open-mouthed kiss. After that kiss, you were gone. Lost in the man you actually despised so much. Or... Wanted to despise so much?
Teeth clashed together, tongues were intertwined, as you both tore at each other clothes, desperately trying to get them off. It wasn't about love or feelings, no. This sexual encounter was primal, needy and rough. Your hands raked all over James's bare, strong back; fingernails leaving red marks and scratches on their way, when he finally gifted you the pleasure you desired so much. The sound of skin colliding with skin was the only sound which filled the deadly silence of the night, accompanied with yours and James's whiny breathes and moans. You had awoken the animal within Captain Conrad - and you didn't regret it for even a second, when he ruined you for every man to follow.
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bella-rose29 · 10 months ago
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episode 3 - Doubt Thou the Stars
major spoilers for the show and books, swearing, I go feral on multiple occasions, spent most of this simping for cam/lockwood and I'll apologise now for some of the things I've said (multiverse of George I'm blaming you for a couple)
I would just like to reiterate that this is not a proper analysis of the show, this is my immediate reactions to what happens in the show. barely anything constructive is actually said in here 👍
a ring is what we're looking at
Georgie I love you
hands (oh dear starting early)
hands again
"which you stole illegally" honey-
you have me in a chokehold lockwood
hehehe fairfax
"George, this... negativity, it's why I don't tell you things in advance" first of all I am weirdly obsessed with the way he says that, second of all I wanna give George a hug
hands
ok but who gave cam the right to look that good
"miss Kingston got her hair done special" George I love you
"straight into the office. that's a classy move"
omg I love lucy's jumper
his cheeky smile omg
hands
ring
"you lie like a politician" yeah bc he has to
you can do any job for me lockwood
hands and ring
absolutely we have a deal I'll do anything for you
hands (omg I need to stop)
they're children how did they get alcohol
bottle opener thingy scene
omg Georgie in his apron and gloves 😭
so sad we didn't get the "nice... towel" scene
barnes is so sinister sometimes
I love lockwood and george's friendship, just yelling at each other about cleaning
ooo green lighting when she's taking the keys
tut tut
"I visit my gran in Sidcup" "...sidcup is in London"
"you've got a real hard-on for him, haven't you" "well, if... you wanna put it like that"
"I'm practically a serf" aw lockwood honey
all I can think is the Traitors castle even though I know it's not the same
lockwood's so pretty
oh lord what the hell was that look lockwood don't lower your head with that intense gaze wtf
"apart from anything else, we've got much better flares" 😂
don't you just love it when someone who doesn't have any clue about your job tells you how to do your job
lots of smashing
he's fishing (where tf did he get a fishing rod from)
hands
his grin omg
oh crikey this boy needs sleep I can see his eye bags even though the lighting is dim and my room is bright
"What, and deny us all this... beautiful moment?" you're a beautiful moment- wait that doesn't make sense
his smile I am on the floor
aaa suspense I don't like it
omg we get to see George's Touch again I love that
ew cobwebs
hands
well that was silly
oh no
you can disrespect me anytime woah what is happening to me holy shit
EXTREME CLOSE UP
ewwww cobwebs
I could never be an agent I have arachnophobia
ok those special effects were awesome
"probably wanted to warn us not to go down there" *proceed to go down there*
Lockwood say what's on your mind
ok I get why Ali said that the monks were terrifying that chanting haunts me still
turn your torches off you'll see the ghosts better
ohh I don't like this
Lucy no
LUCY NO
LUCY NOOOOOO
aw the boys saved her
hands
"make a wish" I wish for you to marry me and we live happily ever after
slap
"my cheek hurts"
husband calls out pathetically for wife after waking up, she crawls over and he reaches desperately for her hand
"oi, where's his slap?" fair
hahaha the way they just drop to the floor
you look so silly in those goggles
lockwood's voice is doing Things to me
I love that you can see Ellie rethinking as Fairfax goes on
"we don't travel round with it, we're not insane" *while focused on Lucy*
"you're just a performer too, aren't you?" we love a masking king
MICRO-EXPRESSIONS!!! CAMERON CHAPMAN THE MAN YOU ARE
"She stole it again, Lockwood" yep
I love that you can sort of make out the flowers on her dress
oh christ that was scary
ew old man burning
hands
heavy breathing lockwood (I blame the multiverse of George chat for that)
"I'm working with maniacs" got room for another one?
why did Ellie think it would be a good idea to try and run straight through the middle
"Shut up!" their faces afterwards
kipps pls stop sounding so smug
dw I believe you lockwood
punch me like that wall pls
barnes looks so sad
omg he's being a protective dad
hands
ohhhhh lockwood in a proper suit 🪣 (bad timing for it I know)
"do you know my name?" George I love you
"that's a shame, she was a fool but... she really fitted in there actually" *lockwood nudges him* George I love you even more and I think we would be the bestest of friends
I love the lavender in the pockets of Penelope and Ellie
hands
omg Lucy's drawing! like she said her hobby was in the books!
hand + ring
*George casually pulls out stolen evidence*
I want lucy's jumper
the way lockwood's sat on the chair has me weak
"You belong here" *stares at her with heart eyes*
hehehe
hehehe
oh dear
why does he keep sprawling on the chair
I don't want to talk about the sound I just made at that one frame of lockwood
"She's good, and... she's finally starting to get me" aw Georgie I love you
"she's a lot tougher than you think" *thumps as Lucy passes out*
I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE SOUND I JUST MADE AT THE OTHER ONE FRAME OF LOCKWOOD (YOU ALL KNOW THE ONE) - "Luce?" shgisuhuigjd
seriously who gave him the right
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somanyfuckedupiftruebooks · 2 years ago
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Yeah if there's one thing we can say about Agnes Montague it's that she's #NotLikeOtherGirls
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Fucking Deliah. How hard would it have been to mention the fact that Agnes doesn't seem to age?
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I swear I'm almost as thick as Jack Barnabas (England's most oblivious and passive man). It somehow took me right up until the end of the episode to realise that his many references to feeling helplessly and inexplicably drawn to Agnes are almost certainly an indication of the Web's meddling.
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I know some people hate that we never hear a direct statement from Agnes, but I kind of love that she gets to remain a mystery. She has so little in her life that belonged to just her, at least she didn't have to give over all of her secrets to the Eye.
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Haha eat shit dickhead. Love that just her looking at him was enough for him to know that he'd Fucked Up.
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And more evidence for Jack being super oblivious. I don't exactly expect him to jump straight to a supernatural explanation for ever little thing, but there's enough weird shit around Agnes that he should be at least a little suspicious. But no, the Web obviously chose this guy because he's pathetic enough to ignore literally apocalyptic level red flags as long as a beautiful woman is willing to speak to him.
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Haha, nevermind Jack's great. 😜💋🍑👻
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Anyway, speaking of sexy monsters, here's Jude, being all butch with her crazy intense back tattoo. 😜💋🍑🔥
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Jack Barnabas: the only person in the world capable of simping harder for Agnes than Jude.
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oldladyhabits · 4 months ago
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Okay okay I am tweaking so fucking hard right now I'm only on episode 4 right there 10 episodes in total so far and oh my God I I have bawled my eyeballs out their is character right his name is Scott Summers he has a wife right and her name is Jean Gray and I love Jean Gray but that's besides the point it turns out she's a fuking clone and at this point I should mention her and Scott have a child this guy kidnap their child and basically use him and gave him this like disease that there's no cure for and there's this other guy Bishop the time traveler so they give their baby to Bishop in hope theire is a cure in the future and they're like I promised I would give you the best life and if that means I'm not in it I can live with THAT HIT ME TO MY FUCKING CORE I want to just say this baby has not been in their life for more than like a day to 3 weeks and Scott didn't even say goodbye to his child because he was like I don't want to abandon my child because I know how it hurts it hurts to be abandoned I can't do that to my child so he doesn't say goodbye and this is really cute monologue between Jean and her baby so f*** you Magneto I hate you I hate you so f****** much you don't words cannot describe how much I hate this man context really quickly there's a thing called Xavier school for gifted youngsters and it's basically a friend for the X-Men so they don't basically get arrested and he dies right he gets killed in like some kind of Antietam whatever I don't know in Scott's just like I am going to be the leader of the X-Men and this guy just comes up and like no f*** you I was in the will you weren't and I know I know I know what he does with Rogue and it makes me want to shoot my self not joking context again Rogue is another person in the X-Men and her power is that what she touches people she basically zaps all their energy and kills them she can't touch people but for some reason with Magneto that's like Nolan void and she's dating Gambit which is another character he's like my favorite character and like she has like and they like I don't know but they touch each other right and you're probably saying oh that doesn't seem so bad but she's dating dammit and they dance together not her and Gambit her and Magneto or something like that I haven't got to that episode but I'm just thinking about it from gambits point of view like Gambit is a simp he is so down bad for rogue it is pathetic awesome it's like implied her and Magneto had like a relationship which is weird because it's pretty obvious Magneto is really gay for Xavier and there's a scene in the second episode where Rogue in Magneto or talking and he goes to take off her glove and I just like I I literally screamed at my TV I HATE YOU SO SO SOS SOSOSOSOS MUCH like thinking about it from gambits point of view like he was okay with not touching Rogue because he understands but like hurt he probably felt with his little girlfriend he's so down bad for basically touching tips with this guy that's basically a war criminal so Xavier why the f*** would you appoint a little fucking war criminal to be the head of the X-Men like he hates humans it's obvious he almost kills a bunch of people in the second episode I need to calm down this is a show it's not that serious also GAMBIT DIES IN THE SHOW I swear I'm not mentally prepared for that
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theoutlawfaleena · 2 years ago
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Ayo?? 🤨 König's a colonel????? 🫢
You're telling me he's out there, cosplaying as a sniper, with half his gear FROM HOME and got taken seriously enough to be promoted idk how many times to become colonel?! 😧
The guy with a t-shirt as a mask is seriously more important than PRICE 🤠🇬🇧 and GHOST 💀🇬🇧 WITH A SKULL MASK??? 😀
I'm so speechless, but not sure if I should or not continue to treat him like a pathetic man. 🤨
- 🧟 Anon
(ik it's been a while, that fucking colonel announcement revived me and made me want to talk to u about it)
I JUST HEARD ABT THIS AND I SWEAR MY BRAIN IS SO ROTTED U CANT EVEN TELL WAHT IT IS ANYMORE
also everybody being like "he's a colonel so he's definitely like 40" i was looking back at my posts where i was saying "i feel like he's 28 at most!!!! :D" and like... grabbing my jester hat and jingling miserably across the floor
it's also got me purring tho bc lord knows i'm gonna simp for a middle aged man at any opportunity (price im looking at u)
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cathumanthing2 · 2 years ago
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Roseblings Chatfic AU Chapter 5
(Tw: implied child abuse at the end)
magic bitches
3:44 pm
scary fish lady: hey jimmy that one tango dude just called
scary fish lady: Why'd you leave your phone anyways
pathetic fish man: oh my boyfriend called woo
tech wizard: excusemewhat
tech wizard: THAT thing got a boyfriend?
actual wizard: fWhip, be nice.
pathetic fish man: Heyyy :( 
jungle bitch: jimmy doesnt have rizz he cant have a boyfriend
pathetic fish man: Yep I have a boyfriend, his name is Tango, hes awesome and he lives in hermit city
buff buff farmer: you do realize that that sounds awrully like the old excuse of, "oh they go to another school you wouldnt know them"
pathetic fish man: but I'm not lyinggg 
pathetic fish man: Lizzie help you know im telling the truth
scary fish lady: no :) 
glitter starboy: sorry but it sounds like ur lying ngl
pathetic fish man: guysss i swear im telling the truthhhh
father: Jimmy, I'm sorry to say this, but it does really sound like you're lying
hopeless romantics
3:58 pm
engineer salmon: i want to scream
engineer salmon: this is pain
Shroom: literally me all the time
elsa boi: fWhip…. I just realized who you like and
elsa boi: get a better taste in men. Please
simp for elves: scott you do know that xornoth told me all about your crush on jimmy last year
elsa boi: im gonna kill them-
elsa boi: but seriously fwhip why. Why. i thought you hated him
Shroom: …I JUST FIGURED IT OUT JUST FROM THAT
Shroom: fwhip. why.
simp for elves: fwhip you like HIM????
engineer salmon: I CANT CONTROL IT OK HES SO PATHETIC ITS SO CUTE-
Shroom: …hes gotten to the point where he thinks the patheticness is cute
Shroom: hes too far gone
elsa boi: best to let the sickness run its course hel cometo it eventualkly
simp for elves: still i cant believe you like jimmy
elsa boi: shh, joey, we're all too gay for this you fucking like my sibling
Shroom: fwhip if jimmy does like you back tho itll take like 6 monts for him to realize it and another 6 monts for him to make a move and by then itll have faded so gl
engineer salmon: kill me now
holders of the sacred braincell
4:02 pm
Queen of all Ducks: should we tell the truth or should we let them keep thinking jimmys lying
Water Cat: lets just wait till tango inevitably visits hermit city bcause that'll be funny
Sandman: As one of Tango and the others' "stalkers", as they call us, I can help nudge it along appropriately. Unless you want to, Pearl.
Queen of all Ducks: Yesssss meddling in others' relationshipssss
Magic Nerd: Ooh can I join? 
Magic Nerd: Actually no I have too much work to finish i cant help
Queen of all Ducks: Cmon, whens the last time you had some fun Gem
Queen of all Ducks: Please join?
Magic Nerd: Sorry, but I seriously have too much work to finish to be doing fun things right now
Queen of all Ducks: fine 
Gem set down her phone, eyes watering. It stung to have to turn down an invitation to do something fun with her friends, but she had to.
She glanced at the C she got on an essay she stayed up an entire night to finish, a reminder to work harder and do better work.
She wiped her tears away and began to type. No use in dwelling on past assignments that she failed miserably on.
(Her mind kept drifting to her parents' reaction to the bad grade, and she shuddered. It didn't help her focus at all.)
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deadmandreams · 2 years ago
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Four | Five
⚠️: same old warnings
y/n pov:
you were back in the hallway. naoya was still sitting behind his table. two of his crew were watching outside. scarface was guarding the front door. The other two were keep watching the back door. you were sitting right beside toji. after your huge fight, you decided is time to stop judging him and wait for his plan. diner's weather was a bit cold. you were shaking a little bit. toji noticed your shaky figure. he threw his hand on your shoulders and pulled you to his side. you didn't know was it for mental support or his hot body warmed you up. you felt safe. fuck naoya, you felt safer than ever. maybe having toji by your side was a miracle. without him, you would break down by now. you inhaled his bittersweet scent and leaned into him unconsciously and purred. toji smirked as he looked at your relaxed face. naoya's face twitched.
"tch. I can't keep it up with your stupid show. hope he's showing up soon. masaki how much he's late?"
"few hours sir."
"fucker. that son of bitch I swear to god is going to pay for mocking me. I gotta say your stupid lovey-dovey state is not helping either. toji I thought you're a real man not a fucking simp like this." toji deep breathed through your hair as he stared at him. he was daring him to do something about it. "jealous?"
naoya gnashed his teeth.
"toji don't make me mad, you don't know me and you definitely don't know what things I'm capable to do."
"oh yeah? like what? wanna pick another cute waitress and threaten her to kill me? or you're just gonna cry about it."
naoya snapped out of his place.
"Don't mess with me man. you don't know who I am. I need to make one phone call and your family is going to pay for what you did"
"yeah...same old pussy naoya. whenever you get into something serious you'll go and hide behind your daddy and your stupid family. I know who you are. that fucking zenins gave me nothing but a broken personality and physical damage. I had to pick my dead wife's name to clear up zenins out of my life."
your eyes got opened.
"oh my god...toji..." you hugged him involuntarily. you remembered earlier when you misjudged him. you knew having a terrible family is the worst.
"is alright doll." he patted your head. naoya narrowed his eyes.
"Should've known you were that pathetic loser who got kicked out of the clan. you should be dead by now. you worthless pain on the ass" now if toji did keep it cool before this, he was damn mad right now. you could see it in his eyes. he was thirsty for this man's blood. maybe this was his dark side he warned you about. his eyes were frozen on naoya as he whispered in your ear.
"hey y/n. I want you to go and hide under the counter where no one can see you." "What?"
"it will be over soon. don't come out till I say your name. be a good girl and do as I say."
"ok"
you ran to the kitchen. you find the closet for bread and groceries and you hide in it. you heard one or two different gunshots and naoya that was swearing to toji and calling for his crew back up. then a few minutes later after they ran out of bullets you heard toji add a few swears and guns started shooting again. you were sure toji just came out of his shelter because there were a few shouts of pain and everything went to a deadly silence. what happened? is he alright? please god please let him be ok so I can hear his voice with a cheesy remark. you heard footsteps in the kitchen. come on toji. please say something. don't let me think naoya did something horrible to you.
"where are you birdie? is over now. told you to go the counter, kitchen is too damn far for an oldman like me." you jumped out of the closet
"there she is."
you hugged him tightly.
"toji im so happy you're alright. one second I thought....everything was fucking silent...I thought something bad just happened."
"for who? for me? cut the bullshit princess is too good to die in a fucked up diner like this. let's go birdie everything is alright now."
you were giggling when you heard someone laugh and pulled the safety lever.
"toji look out!" you came out from behind him and you shield yourself.
toji pov:
naoya that fucker. toji should make sure he's dead next time, not that he's still alive and someone's else blood covered this fact for him.
"alright you disgusting love birds, I will finish you with my own hands. screw this deal and screw this date. that son of a bitch didn't show up and my people died. I guess I have to kill you two and say that mission failed. bummer! any last words?" If it wasn't for y/n in front of him, toji would risk everything and attacked naoya. He's a pussy. direct attacks will scare the shit out of him. toji looked behind him and see your cook, yaga with a chair behind his head. toji smirked
"yeah hears something I like to add."
naoya snored.
"what??"
"sweet dreams naoya"
"yeah, you think you're better than me even when I have the gun? that's why I always hated y-"
yaga slammed the chair and naoya fell to the ground.
"YAGA! how did you-"
"is a long story l/n. sorry, I kept long. we should thank our friend for saving us from this illegal mafia. thank you sir"
"yeah. thank you toji. for everything. and of course, blowing those assholes"
"y/n, language!"
"okkay...but we own you big time. we will make it up to you. I will personally make it up to you because of everything you've been through and well you know...anything ever happened to you no matter where you are we will help you out."
toji smirked
"yeah, thanks doll but you don't need to get yourself in trouble. free coffee can help." yaga and you looked at each other. of course, he would underestimate you guys but you meant every word.
****
toji got his stuff together.
"so you sure you don't need help cleaning this mess?" you and yaga shook your heads
"of course. Don't mind it at all. consider it done."
"alright. I'm going then."
you couldn't stay still
"hey toji"
"yeah birdie?"
"see ya"
he smiled and shook his head, and then, he left the diner. you followed him midway you shook your hand till he disappeared from your sight. A few months later, after toji started and finished several missions, still he was thinking about you all the time. the way you looked in your cute skirt. the way you smelled and talked. and your sweet innocent eyes. he really missed you and the way you acted with your sweet smile. people like you deserve the best. is a shame this world is so unfair against you two. toii was waiting for shiu kong to come and give him new info about his next mission. his pockets are a bit empty so he will accept anything with good money in it. "alright toji here's the new profile. you remember one of your last missions when we sent you to war-torn zone?"
"hey, that was a shitty one. zenin clan is still pissed at me. they threatened me few times and they still send assassins. that is a huge pain on the ass."
"hey I know, I know that was a huge risky one. but come on you wanted the money not me."
"yeah well, whatever it was is over now. alright? I'm not going there ever again. maybe for one cup of coffee but that's all." "alright then. you sure you don't want this new mission?"
"yeah of course I am."
"even if they pay you triple this time?" toji's face twitched
"wait wait...let me see the profile again." "no I'm sorry man it's either in or out. is a real important thing so info is classified"
kong looked at toji with a sarcastic smile. "you bastard. you know money is my only weakness. let me see the profile" kon smiled and slide the documents on the table. toji checked them out. same place. same info. "look you gotta shiting me alright? I told you no one nor a mafia was there alright? is this a prank?" kong raised his eyebrows.
"prank? for christ's sake, NO! look this time our guy find some new information about your target. last time you had nothing. we found some valuable info about their main headquarters and a few names. now you have a name you have a face to kill. I gotta say everyone wants her dead"
"oh yeah?....that will help a lot. let me see this motherfuck-"
Y/N, L/N
Head of new obstructionists in the region
committed few murders against old-line clans.
and there was a picture of you shooting with a machine gun. no, it's impossible. toji looked at the image few times. like he expected it to show a different person each time. but no...there she was with her glory and her beautiful eyes. she was a different person in this photo. a monster. just like him when he was shooting in the diner. seems y/n was right. you will meet again.
Thank you guys for the support and everything. Hope you enjoyed it.
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mikavlcs · 2 years ago
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TARA! Enough now. Leave Sam alone. She was in a bad place and needed someone. She trusted Richie, it's not her fault that he turned out to be a vile loser pathetic excuse of a man fucker. I'm sure Sam feels guilty enough already. I do NOT appreciate any Sam slander. If you keep this up, I WILL fight your tiny ass. (I'm not much taller but I'll protect Sam)
Tara, I mean it. Stop avoiding and ignoring Sam and act like an adult. I got my eyes on you girlie.
A movie night without popcorn is not acceptable. Sam getting some specifically for R is so adorable. I love her so much. Though it IS quite a daring and dumb idea to go alone and leave the other two at home... The call is such a great idea. We love a smart and caring lady.
SAM NO! NOT HER PLEASE. Bitch Tara you can't just sacrifice Sam like that!! Come on now. I gasped out loud when she shut the door. Poor Sam, Tara can be so cruel. I swear to you Tara, if anything happens to Sam I will come for you.
Great. Now Richie can easily disarm the alarm. Well done Tara. That's what you get for leaving Sam. Karma is a bitch.
If only Tara would give a tiny bit of her concern for R to Sam... (I don't even know at what point this turned into me simping for Sam. It started with absolutely loving Tara and R... oopsie)
You go Tara, beat that fucker to a pulp. What a true girlboss!
Hell yes R! Stab him to pieces and save your grumpy grudeg holding girl.
Lol, of course Tara enjoys the sight of R stabbing someone. That girl really is deranged, I love it!
"Equilibrium" another Google worthy word. English course with Mika. I can get behind that!
Oh Richie boy you're in trouble. Hurting R was your biggest mistake. Tsrs well obliterate your stinky ass now.
Lol Richie head soup. Dinner is served. But damn, if he is missing an eye Tara really went all out, didn't she? Love that for her.
Now that is poetic. Tara loves blood. The taste, the feeling and smell. Yet when it comes from the person she loves, she absolutely despises it.
Sam baby girl you're okay! Thank God.
AWW! Sam is willing to take the fall for Tara. My heart can't take it, she is so sweet and cute and hot and protective. I love Sam so much. She's the best. With your stories I always stray with my affection from the intended person to someone else. In your Wednesday stories it's my true love Thing and here it's Sam. But it's so easy to fall for a different character because your writing is just so gripping and wonderful!
"Plus, Tara would never lie to you" oh honey if only you knew... poor innocent R.
Tara come on now. Yes, you protected R and we all love you for it but let Sam protect you now. She's back and she loves you.
Sonic the Hedgehog music... Darling I'm not judging. If that music helped you create this masterpiece, then go ahead and listen to all the weird music you want! 😉
To no one's surprise, this was fantastic. I especially loved the tension. It felt so raw and real. And obviously Sam. She's the best. Well done, friend!
ok part 2 🙏
this whole message is so sam-oriented omg. a blessing 🥰
TARA! Enough now. Leave Sam alone. She was in a bad place and needed someone. She trusted Richie, it's not her fault that he turned out to be a vile loser pathetic excuse of a man fucker. I'm sure Sam feels guilty enough already. I do NOT appreciate any Sam slander. If you keep this up, I WILL fight your tiny ass. (I'm not much taller but I'll protect Sam)
me while writing the story LMAO
If only Tara would give a tiny bit of her concern for R to Sam... (I don't even know at what point this turned into me simping for Sam. It started with absolutely loving Tara and R... oopsie)
PLS this happened to me while watching the actual movies. showed up for tara and ended up leaving with sam taking up 90% of my thoughts afterward
"Equilibrium" another Google worthy word. English course with Mika. I can get behind that!
always happy to expand your english vocabulary 😌
Lol Richie head soup. Dinner is served. But damn, if he is missing an eye Tara really went all out, didn't she? Love that for her.
Now that is poetic. Tara loves blood. The taste, the feeling and smell. Yet when it comes from the person she loves, she absolutely despises it.
not the head soup 😭😭 but yes, she obliterated him<3 she made good on her promise!
and yeah, i liked the idea of that. it was something i added after i finished the initial story because, though my version of tara is pretty...psychopath adjacent, i wanted her to be pretty deeply affected by what happened and the fact that it's (kinda) her fault
AWW! Sam is willing to take the fall for Tara. My heart can't take it, she is so sweet and cute and hot and protective. I love Sam so much. She's the best. With your stories I always stray with my affection from the intended person to someone else. In your Wednesday stories it's my true love Thing and here it's Sam. But it's so easy to fall for a different character because your writing is just so gripping and wonderful!
please same. sam and her martyr complex are just so<333 and the way she kills people. she's just 10/10, y'know? and me making the side characters more lovable than the main characters in my stories is so funny omg 😭
Sonic the Hedgehog music... Darling I'm not judging. If that music helped you create this masterpiece, then go ahead and listen to all the weird music you want! 😉
LMAOOO i was slowly losing my sanity and it shows! sonic music slaps tho ngl
To no one's surprise, this was fantastic. I especially loved the tension. It felt so raw and real. And obviously Sam. She's the best. Well done, friend!
thank you so much pls, i'm just 💞💗💖💘
waking up to your messages and comments after i post a story is like a dopamine rush! thank you for reading and taking the time to type out your reactions (especially for long ones like this), they were entertaining as always 🙏‼️
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ask-the-virtual-council · 2 years ago
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They are Deities is what they fuckin are! >:3
This entire post is hereby what I shall put in my will that all biographers who trace me if I do anything special must use to determine my personality because this man is all of it.
I have him and him alone.
If any biographers want to know who I look up to as a father figure and the epitome of fatherhood, then LOOK NO FURTHER.
This man is my all and I cannot overstate how much he means to me.
Also even though I detest Pinkypills with the fury of all Hell, I will admit that her design of him is close enough to what was described that I'd probably marry her version of Dave any day.
Second 'Also', I have no other simping jobs lined up that I can replace him with, so that really goes to show how amazing he is-
Third 'Also', every one of the stages he's been in? I'd gladly follow to the ends of the Earth.
Alive pre-murder? Not exactly mild-mannered, but he's charming as he is soft and also I want to hug him. Also he's a fuckin furry and I can't turn down my own kind.
Alive post-murder? I'd lie to anyone to keep him out of prison! I'd also stick by him becausd murder is still a very tiring process even if you don't regret it.
Springtrap? Uh, is that even a question?! YES. He literally has the bedroom eyes and I swear I'd melt in his robotic arms. He's also several hundred kg of brute strength and force mixed with the tender madness of a learned scholar, so I'm coming for him in any case.
Afton? I'd tie myself up in wires to let him have his way with me. (If it's actually Will, but there's now a theory that he isn't, so...)
Glitchtrap? Cute af, I'd cuddle/maybe lewd him for the rest of eternity if he were a physical entity, he's a goddamned furry and I love him.
Burntrap? Time to make like a toon, Willy boi, because I'm your new nurse ;3 Also pathetic old men are one of my weaknesses.
I should stop talking before I write an entire fuckin novel-
Spacie
I want you to go into as much detail as you're willing and explain to me WHY you love Springtrap
I genuinely wanna know (and if anyone can bring me to the simp side its you)
im not good at words but ill try
lets start with his bombass character design for one. when fnaf 3 dropped we as a community went so batshit insane over this guy b/c hes literally so hot. no lie. look at him.
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look at his lidded gaze. thats like. A tier Whore Eyes. hes so hot dude. like,,,,,,have you heard his voice???? have you??? listen ta his voicelines if ya havent its. like. god his voice. disregard the security breach voice actor b/c like. in my opinion his original voice is so much better.
and yk this is a personal fucking weakness of mine but hes a dilf so. yk. characters i simp for have a pattern ta them.
the concept of him as a character is just genuinely very cool as well. horrible no good man gets trapped in a bunny suit and he DESERVES IT!!! and out of pure rage and spite somehow wills himself back ta life?? like. i just enjoy him as a character and character enjoyment + hotness = simpery. like what an evil fucking bitch i hate him so much but i love him at the same time. i LOVE villains they're just so interesting ta me. something abt him being a constant threat that wont b stamped out and he comes up with new ways ta "come back" and continue being a nuisance
theres also like. something abt monstrous and dangerous characters. like he would be scary ta witness in universe and thats alluring ta me?? fsr??
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mulletmitsuya · 3 years ago
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Dead people groupchat
Warnings: sano manjiro, swearing
Desc: um basically it's all the people Mikey lost and what they think of the current situation (spoilers until chapter 246)
Shinichiro: IM GONNA BEAT HIS ASS
Shinichiro: WHATS HE DOING NOW ?????
Shinichiro: IF HE KILLS SOMEONE ELSE SO HELP ME GOD
Izana: its kinda funny to watch tbh
Izana: but i guess he's going too far
Izana: and he knew me for 2 seconds idk why he said that to Kaku
Emma: Ken-chinless behaviour
Baji: LMAOOOO STOP
Draken: do you think OG Toman's gonna win?
Draken: i'm pissing myself here
Baji: i think they need to let Angry go beast mode
Emma: i just think we need to accept the fact that some people are gonna be joining us soon
Emma: Takemitchy might literally die
Emma: and idk how my girl Hina will handle that 😭
Shinichiro: i trust this Takemitchy dude. hes been doing good so far right?
Izana: it's his fault Draken died tho
Draken: stfu no it's not
Draken: i'm at peace with my death, and tbh i wouldn't have it any other way. i entrusted my life to Takemitchy so he could save Mikey. he's gonna win
Izana: 😕
Baji: okok enough about Mikey
Baji: can we talk about Hakkai???
Baji: he's so fucking funng to me. every single time something comes out of his mouth i shit myself laughing
Shinichiro: he's such a simp lmao
Baji: 🤨
Baji: weren't you the biggest simp of your generation??
Baji: you would lock eyes with someone and fall in love with them
Shinichiro: i had attachment issues 🙁
Shinichiro: there's nothing wrong with wanting to be loved damn
Izana: please don't cry
Izana: we don't know what to do when you cry
Emma: just hug him, it calms him down
Draken: really??
Draken: i hugged him when he was crying and it just got louder and more intense
Shinichiro: i'm right here guys
Izana: idk what to do when people cry so i just watch them until they get uncomfortable and stop crying
Emma: :/
Emma: you did that to me when i was younger
Emma: but you weren't a psychopath back then so it wasn't as weird
Izana: sorry ig
Izana: although i never said it sorry for orchestrating your death and stuff
Shinichiro: ngl that shit had me heartbroken i wish you guys just gotten along
Shinichiro: i just wanted my little siblings to love each other
Emma: he's crying harder
Baji: Shinichiro stfu you're a grown adult
Shinichiro: i'm not crying
Draken: you're literally weeping
Shinichiro: it's just
Izana: no one asked
Shinichiro: Senju's gonna have to fight Wakasa and Benkei
Shinichiro: i can't fucking take this
Shinichiro: i'm overwhelmed rn
Shinichiro: WHAT ARE THEY EVEN DOING IN THE KANTOU
Shinichiro: WHERE'S OMI
Draken: i think Waka and Benkei are looking after Mikey
Draken: probably guilty or smth
Draken: i'm annoyed tho
Emma: at what
Draken: Hanma
Draken: i fucking hate that dude jesus fucking christ
Emma: he put me 6 feet under 😔
Baji: jack skeleton lookin ass slenderman bitch ass mf
Draken: i wish I'd killed him tbh
Draken: or Kisaki
Baji: FUCK KISAKI
Baji: HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN SUBMITTING ASSIGNMENTS WHAT WAS HE DOING KILLING PEOPLE OMFG
Emma: can't believe a 13 year old took part in my murder 😭
Shinichiro: ...
Shinichiro: kids are nifty little fellas
Shinichiro: they come outta no where
Izana: don't try to justify getting killed by a 12 year old
Izana: that was embarrassing
Emma: yeah Shin you could have dogged why did you turn around so slowly💀
Shinichiro: y'all acting all cool by being mean to me and shit
Shinichiro: when you were deeply affected by my death😕
Shinichiro: you love me
Emma: you're still a pathetic old man 😁
Emma: ily <3
Draken: :/
Emma: he's my brother :(((
Emma: but i love you too Ken :)) <3
Draken: :)
Izana: disgusting
Izana: repulsive
Izana: revolting
Baji: stfu you never experienced love
Izana: 😐
Shinichiro: Keisuke🙁
Baji: sorry
Baji: change of subject
Baji: i think Haru might kill someone
Emma: oh definitely
Izana: no question about it
Shinichiro: c'mon guys give him a little credit he might change
Baji: Haru's fucked up, Takemitchy's gonna have to come up with another genius plan or smth :/
Emma: Senju'll save him
Emma: i wish I'd been friends with Senju
Emma: girlboss
Emma: i want her to beat Mikey's ass
Baji: remember that one time she girlbossed too close to the sun
Draken: while i was in Brahman i wanted to fight her but i didn't wanna live with the embarrassment
Emma: of losing to a girl?
Draken: of losing to someone who's 5 feet
Emma: i'm 4'9
Draken: Emma i was talking about fighting
Emma: :(
Draken: ily
Emma: :)
Shinichiro: ok guys we get it you're capable of being loved you can stop now
Emma: no bitches?? 🤔
Emma: i'm sorry
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chronic-boogara · 3 years ago
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hi ( tumblr ain't letting me enter a line so ) I was hoping I could request a Micheal Myers imagine. like I swear I simp over him like hell - anyways basically how would he react if someone teases y/n about being plus size and she comes back home crying. like what would he do, how would he react, and some fluff at the end is all. hope this isn't too much (I'm plus size and I'm going through a tough time is all)
:( poor baby,i’m so sorry you’re going through a lot i hope it gets better soon <3 love you sm babe. sorry this took a million years i’ve been so sick.
i’m so shit with michael myers i’ve been practicing though so i hope this meets your expectations. this ended up being a mix of headcanons AND an imagine. ill edit the ending later it was a bit rushed but writing possessive slightly soft michael was fun !
•michael myers was once a patient man. emphasis on the word was.
•before he met y/n he put up with just about anything. he stalked and waited for victims no problem. he ignored the insults and profanities thrown at him with ease.
•but with y/n he found himself being a lot less forgiving. all it took was one little comment and he’d fly off the hook. michael found himself over taken by unbridled rage
•he does not even try to control these feelings either. it does not matter who hurt you he will hunt them down and defend your honor
•after a successful kill he will bring a trophy back from the victims body. teeth, bones, occasionally handfuls of hair. in his mind it’s not only the right thing to do but the sensible one as well
•how could you ever refuse such a gift? keep it in your drawer or a special box to show him that you appreciate it.
you didn’t see yourself as someone who needed protecting against the outside world. after all you were not a child anymore , more than capable of holding your own.
but sometimes it was hard to keep a straight face when people come from your biggest insecurities. no matter how hard you try.
“ha, look there she is again” one boy shouted from across the road as you shut the door behind you and made your dissent down the stone stairs.
ignore it ignore it. you repeated this in your mind. they were teenage boys , fuck them. they didn’t deserve an ounce of your attention much less a reaction.
“she thinks she can ignore us now- hey , quit pretending like you don’t give a shit. fucking cow”. the comment sent the boys into a fit of laughter. you thought you’d be used to it by now. it had been going on for maybe a week now but every insult hurt like a bullet.
fighting back tears you turned on your heel you walked right back up the sidewalk and in the house. you couldn’t handle this anymore. you felt so helpless against them it was so pathetic in your mind.
leaning against the door you took a few deep breaths. willing yourself to clam down , to not let your emotions get the best of you.
your eyes flutter open and you’re greeted by michael standing above you , his head cocked.
“oh michael, i didn’t see you before”.
he took a step closer, placing a cold hand on your face.
“it’s nothing michael don’t worry. i’m going to go change okay ? we can watch a movie afterwards”. you tried to get past him but he blocked your way.
he knew something wasn’t quite right. and he would not let you go till you told him.
you sighed. “okay..well those boys across the street-i know it’s stupid but they’ve been getting to me. they tend to come for my weight and it makes me feel…some type of way”. it felt nice to get this feeling off your chest.
michael nodded before pushing past you and out the door. you peered put the curtains and saw he had disappeared. you knew he dealt with his emotions differently so you didn’t bother worrying. instead you made your up the steps and to your room. maybe sleep would cure you of these horrible feelings.
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by the time you had awoken it was dark out. you weren’t sure how long you had been out but you felt well rested.
you caught a glimpse of michael out the corner of your eye. “mikey come hereee I wanna snuggle, i haven’t seen you all day”.
he trudged into the room and sat next to you on the bed. in the moonlight you thought you could see blood covering his coveralls , an unusual amount.
“you had a good hunt i assume”.
michael didn’t say a word. instead he held out his hand.
“oh ? what’s this”. you held your palm up to take what ever item he had.
the thing was wet and solid. you turned it over in your hand a few times trying to get a feel for it.
michael just stared wordlessly , giving you time to asses the gift he had given you. but you still were not catching on.
he grabbed your wrist and yanked you out of bed , dragging you towards your bed room window.
you weren’t sure weather to cry or throw up. outside the heads of the four teenagers were put up on stakes two on each side of the lawn. limbs and blood covered the grass.
how the hell did you sleep through all that happening so close to you ?
what really stood out though was the pavement of the driveway. using the endtrails and blood of the boys he had spelled out “u r perfect”.
“oh michael…you’re the sweetest man i have ever met. i can’t believe you did all this just for me” you embraced him , your heart swelling with love.
who would have thought michael myers would be a good boyfriend
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bemylord · 4 years ago
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dark chocolate
♧ character: toji fushiguro x fem!reader.
♧ warnings: au [omegaverse], heat, mentioned abilities and cigarettes, rough sex, hair pulling, oral, spanking, creampie, marks/hickeys, daddy kink, size kink, curse words.
♧ synopsis: his scent is dark chocolate mixed with cigarettes which maddening you. every your heat occurs distraught: sex-rest-sex. the situation is deteriorating if toji has his heat too, and it seems both you're going to have blazing heat because his scent is getting stronger.
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toji is a fucking teaser: he didn't tell you that he was summoned as an experienced sorcerer killer. he knew you don't like his way to earn money, but still, you're by his side, baking him buns and please him at the night. you aren't having the toxic or abusive relationship with toji, just the thought he's killing a sorcerer somewhere far beyond a house, makes you crunch fingers. you told him you'll leave him if he won't stop doing his job, but he apologies with his tongue, and every time you forgive him.
your heat overwhelmed you spontaneously - you were baking lemon cake, specially for your lover, when your felt how the fever spread all over your body, covered every inch, and down there you felt how you became wet. your lover is gone - where the hell is he when you're needy for his pulsing dick in your dripping cunt? you turned off the oven, making small steps leading to the bedroom for his shirt.
you hate him so much right now: your heat happens every three months and it's time to have an unforgettable weekend with him. thanks to his work, he's far away from you; however, your estrus won't stop because your alfa had gone.
his fingers, his dick, you're a pathetic girl who desperately wants to smell the pungent scent of his man, feeling his throbbing dick inside your cunt, let him literally rip your uterus with his cock. you would reply: 'go ahead, fuck me that in the morning i will feel pervasive pain between my legs'
you rolled down the wall, sniffing his black shirt, remembering toji's muscular upper body, mostly abs, shines through the fabric of his clothes. his sweatpants outlining flaccid dick, although you didn't call it flaccid, but hard as rock cock.
that cock is sticks out from the fabric, those abs and biceps of his - you're dripping without your heat. his scent is dark chocolate mixed with cigarettes, especially the last one scent isn't it enough for you to become a huge mess?
'open your mouth, daddy will spit in your mouth'
who are you to disobey the simple order? your hands are tied up with his tie behind a back, you're sitting on your knees, sopping and needy for his tongue or fingers in your pussy now, but toji is teasing you until you'll be begging him.
'yes, daddy'
you opened your mouth, stick out a tongue, feeling his long fingers on your cheeks and his saliva in your mouth. you could swear to god it tastes like dark chocolate.
smelling his clothes while you've been necessitous for his dick sucks, although you've got no alternative for now, except for masturbating yourself. you reached down to pull aside the panties when you smell that scent. those forceful smells of his are overwhelming the bedroom, forcing your peachy scent to discover.
'don't you dare touch yourself, you're little whore'
you flinched, automatically removing your hand from panties. he's all wet, could bet he has been sweating since he left the house. toji is exhaling loud, probably lost his breath in the battle or while he was rushing to you. his olfactory organ could sniff out your peachy scent of heat far away from the place you're: his heat certainly took him suddenly as yours.
't-toji?'
'you know my name, peachy'
his damn it shirt silhouetting his torso, in addition, the fewer force his body to swear emits his smell became more piquant. damn his fucking handsome body and scent - if you won't have his dick, you would cry.
'daddy, please' you said almost crying, spreading apart your legs. so malleable, vulnerable, and poor for your alfa - the way you're lost in his smell makes him groaned, stood on his knees. if he has been on his first rut, he could barely control himself at the sight of your face: in your eyes are reading lust and debauchery, you're still squeezing his shirt, hoping it may helps you cum. leaning your legs on his muscular shoulders, toji left soft kisses on your ankles, unable to hold back himself, he ripped your panties, ogling at the abundance of your natural lubricant, licking his lips.
'i'm sorry, princess, i should've left you alone with your heat..' he pulls your cunt closer to his face, burying his nose in your crotch. fushigoru's sight changed to the deep and insatiable, knowing you won't fight back, completely haggard of the thoughts and desire. '..i don't think i'll go easy on you' he stood up with you on his shoulders, throwing you on the bed.
'you know how much daddy adores when you squirt on his face, baby girl, so don't hold back'
his-fucking-long-tongue. the tip of the tongue is playing with the clit whilst fingers are running over your hips. he's trying his best to prepare you for the fat cock, not ripping your cunt as it was the last time. toji's amorous attitude towards your clit and pussy, making you squeeze the sheet with your little fists, arching the back, getting lost in the pleasure. your eyes are rolling from the delight he puts you in, not be able to regulate your vocal and orgasm, you gave him what he has been asking for with an oblong moan.
'not enough, princess, give me your juices'
new orgasm is building up again, thanks to his masterpiece tongue - he plays with a sensitive spot and licking your entrance, switching the pace from the sluggish to the aggressive, makes you twitch and squirm over the bed. being soft for toji is something new - he would rather fuck you 'till you're verbatim screaming the safe word and begging to have a rest.
'give that, slut!' sorcerer screamed, burying his mouth deeper in your crotch, eating you out. his scent, his low voice, his tongue and fingers, his probably throbbing cock that wants to feel your cunt it all makes do his order, not even trying to delay it: you abundantly squirt on his face, watching at him. he licked lips, taking off his clothes. your legs are shaking, but the excitation didn't quench, conversely, the desire to feel his thick cock is growing.
'look down at my cock, aren't you being needy for it?'
the head is red because of blood that is there since the battle or since he started to lick you? toji's smears the precum on the tip of the cock, getting a contraceptive out of nowhere, putting on protection, pulls his ankles on his shoulder, leading closer to your face. he kisses you deeply, using a tongue to play with yours, mingling your saliva together, biting your lower lip. you're burying hands into his black hair, ruffling and pulling back, whimpering into the kiss. he presses the head at your entrance, biting your neck. notwithstanding he has been preparing you, his cock is large for you.
'your so tight, slut' with an unexpected move, he put his dick inside your uterus, burying it in, staring at your precious face. evidently, you didn't expect he would pull it inside quickly; your eyes widened, exhaling a whimper. toji couldn't persist, but embed a tongue in your mouth. he placed both of his hands between your head, detached from you, to ogle from the top at your ahegao. clapping and squishy are filling the room - his balls slapping against your ass making such sounds.
'kitten, fuck-' his low voice with echo distributed over the room, tilting his head back, accelerating the pace. 'i'm gonna slap your ass five times and will cum on my dick, got it, slut?'
praising and degrading you, squeezing the sheet with those strong palms, attempting to delay the orgasm until you do a creampie. 'one' sonorous sound made you squirm, but his hands give you none possibility of slipping away from flogging. 'two' toji's sturdy palm smack the same butt cheek, looking into your eyes. you're avoiding catching his sight, because, fuck, one look at his wet and gorgeous face and you will cum immediately. 'three, baby girl' you lost in the pain and delight, eyes closed tight, waiting for the last slap to give a creampie.
'fuck, four' he growled in your ear, increasing the tempo. the concupiscent and desire are managing him - he licked your neck first, before bite through your soft skin on neck, mixing your scent together, giving you a label for other boys. it's screaming - she's mine, fuck off, bastards.
'god, i'm cumming, princess, cum with me, cum with me!' toji's bass voice in conjunction with his thick cock released a creampie, finishing inside the condom. as soon as his hot semen was in the contraceptive, he pulled his cock out of your wet pussy, throw it at the basket near the bed.
'come closer, princess'
toji laid down on the pillows, pull you on his chest, rubbing your back softly, kissing your hair. both of you are breathing heavily, trying to regain the breath. he put his land on your cheek, giving you a thankful kiss on your lips.
'wanna take a bath?'
'only if you take me to the bathroom'
toji smiles, catching his breath. the heat isn't gone: you have a couple of hours to get a snack and wash your bodies before proceeding to the second round.
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i don't know if you love oneshots with toji [i mean love him as a character], if yes - i'll do the part two with the punshiment + aftercare. let say, three hundred notes? cause, yeah, he's kinda bad, but his body.. i'm simp. :3
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rayofsunas · 4 years ago
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s/o who dies.
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A/n: listennnn, I wasn't going to write something dark, but then I unregretfully decided to listen to edgy/dark audios and I was suddenly in the mood to write this so yeah lmao. also, guess what? I'm planning on making a discord server right after posting this! so, be on the lookout for that when I get it all sorted out. also, note for Scaramouche's that the reader inserts tend to lean more femininely versed (I hope that's okay), the only reasons why I do that is because one I simp and I'm female AND two since I am doing a mini-series for Scara, I've kind of based his imagines/fics around that universe (baby daddy universe). I haven't started his yet, but consider these part of that series' universe. anyways as always thank you for requesting anon and enjoy! <333
Summary: you die + how the boys cope afterward.
Parings: Albedo/Gn! Reader, Xiao/Gn! Reader, Scaramouche/Fem! Reader
Warnings: swearing, angst, death, poison, illness/cancer, murder, arson, obsessive behavior
Word count: 2.1k
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Albedo
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"You need to keep this on your head." Your lover said for the one-hundredth time, placing the cold cloth on your forehead once again after taking it off only seconds earlier.
"This is pointless," You said, no longer wanting to ignore nor hide behind the invisible thick curtains of the obvious death sentence approaching. "My body rejected the medicine the first twice doses, what's a third time going to do?" You asked, knowing Albedo wouldn't answer; your hope was to knock some sense into his thick skull. but he was too worried trying to ignore the obvious as you had previously been doing, not anymore though.
This was saddening to watch, both Albedo's unfolding and the girl who accidentally poisoned you, whimpering into Sucrose's shoulder. She was only a young girl, barely seventeen when she was chosen to work under Sucrose and your boyfriend. She was very good at Alchemy and luckily had a desire to practice the craft. But unfortunately, she hadn't paid much attention when it came to Surcrose's educational poison lesson and had unknowingly mixed up poisonous liquids and materials.
After tipping over some clutter in Albedo's office and knocking over a test tube laying unsealed on the counter, you had realized the contents spilled on your skin, bleaching into your pores. You had been tasked with bringing the famed alchemist and his assistant some vials and materials for the collection of a rare butterfly they had found. It was both telling and obvious that something was wrong when you never showed up with the required materials requested and it was already too late hours later when the chief Alchemist, his assistant, and Alchemist in training came bounding down the stairs of Albedo's home laboratory.
It didn't take long for the trio to realize something was wrong. Sucrose had found the vile on the floor, most of its contents spilled and in a little puddle, plus your state on a nearby lounge chair was obvious; slumped awkwardly, forehead visibly sweating, eyes closed, breathing raspily.
You accepted the first doses of the supposed nullifying medicine without hesitation, just wanting the numbing feeling to go away. But when it never kicked in you decided it would be best to save the medicine, because it wasn't working. Your time was coming.
"Since the medicine is taking immediate effect, you should try to get the contents out of your system," He said, reaching out for you. Badly you wanted to argue that the medicine wasn't working at all, but he wasn't listening and already has his lean arms wrapped around your middle, helping gently lift and guide you over to the sink.
You hear materials being shoved to the side and soon enough you had your head dangling over the sink, shaking hands gripping the metalled edge tightly. Soon enough, Albedo's hand was on your back rubbing up and down, hoping to comfort you, it wasn't working though. You could only think about your death, what the other side would look like. Could there even be heaven or hell, maybe a place in between, maybe nowhere...?
As soon as you felt the urge to vomit, you did, and despite it being utterly disgusting Albedo seemed to welcome it happily. He took this as something good, but it only worried you when you saw the reddish hues in the bile.
"I think they should leave." You muttered acknowledging Sucrose and Elizabeth, the taste of gooey, metal only becoming more apparent. The blonde agreed, nodding and muttering "Okay."
As Sucrose lead Elizabeth towards the stairs, the pair heard you say. "Goodbye Sucrose, Elizabeth." Which only seemed to make the young girl wail louder.
You sighed sadly once the silence was back. Just your thoughts of death, and Albedo's slowly crushing heart.
"You should probably leave soon as well. I don't want you to be here when I go." Albedo frowned at your statement, head shaking.
"Don't say things like that."
Of course, he'd say that. Why did he feel the need to ignore this when it would only come back to hurt him even more later on when you were gone?
"You're the smartest man I know and we both know where this is heading," You said, head feeling much heavier than before. It was getting closer to your time. "I'm going to die, and you can't do anything about it."
"I'm not leaving your side. We promised to stick together through everything, you can't ask me to leave."
"I guess... But promise me this."
"When I go, stop blaming Elizabeth. It was an accident..." You said sincerely. Albedo wanted to make a fuss about it, tell you he'd never been able to forgive her. But for you, he would try. If it was your list desire, your last wish, he'd make it come true. Though it would be difficult. Accidental or not, she was the reason you were leaving him here, alone.
"Okay, I'll try..." He said honestly.
"Thank you," You said, letting out a shaking breath you had been holding for a very long time. Now you felt much more peaceful. "And since I know you stubbornly won't leave," You started, finally turning away from the sink to look into his cerulean eyes. "At least hold my hand."
"Of course, love."
even a year after your death, no matter how hard he tried, there was still this nagging feeling every time he looked at Elizabeth
he wanted too badly forgive her, but he couldn't
she had, although accidental, taken the one person that meant so much to him and he'd never forgive
Albedo is gonna be distant towards everyone he knows and it's completely purposeful
he doesn't like the pitiful gazes that people send his way and he hates that all the captains stared at him at your funeral
obviously, some questioned if he was able to stay in the field
he hadn't taken any time off, even when Jean advised he was welcome and that it would be best
tbh, albedo's going to have a hard time for a while
Xiao
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Why did it have to be you? Why not him? He'd feel much better knowing you could live another day, after all, he'd been living a very long time.
But no, the fallen Archons, Gods, Yaksha had chosen you to join them. He wished that weren't the case
Humans and their pathetic vessels... So weak, he thought. Allowing something like cancer to beat them.
No matter how harsh it sounded, he didn't despise you, no. It wasn't your fault. You didn't ask for this. He just knew that if you were a godly being this wouldn't have happened like this or at least not so soon; Xiao had known Gods that had terminal illnesses to live years. Why couldn't you be like them?
He hated watching you lie there in that bed, immobile, sickly, and tired, and all you could say was that everything was going to be alright, that he'd be alright.
But it wasn't. He wouldn't be okay without you. He would struggle daily, fall deeper into a hole. You were the light of his life, the only light in his life. And you were gone, just like that. Turning external scars into internal ones tattered all over his dying heart.
Xiao for the longest time has been by himself, so the people of Liyue know it'll be harder for him to overcome this, no matter what he says or does to prove otherwise
Zhongli in particular knows how hard this will be for his friend
his first and probably last love, dead, gone in the blink of an eye
he'll continue fighting all the monsters he crosses, becoming even more violent when he does so, trying his best to get rid of this stupid sickly feeling of heartbreak
but it won't go away, no matter what he does, no matter how absurd
he just wants the feeling to go away, he despises that feeling so much
if you have a secret place somewhere, like in the mountains, Zhongli often finds him there, wallowing in invisible self-pity
"You know they wouldn't want you to be like this." Zhongli would say, only trying to help
but it doesn't
it only enrages Xiao, even more, fuels him to push everyone out of his life again instead of letting them in like he'd done in your presence
Scaramouche
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How dare you. How dare you leave him like this. Alone, nonetheless with a toddler to raise who kept crying for her mommy. He couldn't do this without you, he didn't know how to raise a child, speak to her with the gentle care that you did. That was your expertise but now he'd be doing it solo.
And never again would he entrust someone who he cares about, into ignorant, incompetent arms. Never again will he ever allow any member of the Fatui to watch after his daughter; no matter their rank or position. They had one job while he was away doing business in Liyue. Guard your home twenty-four seven, accompany you into Inazuma's port town should you need anything, watch after his daughter while she plays happily in the luscious Inazuma fields. And they couldn't do that. All he gave them was one simple task, watch and keep you and your daughter safe. Instead, they slacked off, probably drunk in some bar while you were being brutally attacked by murderous mercenaries, left to fend for you and your daughter, only to die protecting her and leave your home to be severely burned.
He knew those idiotic Fatui soldiers were incompetent the moment he stepped foot into the harbor and found that everyone seemed to quiet down. Especially the eerily silent soldiers flanked on each side to welcome him home; he was the highest-ranking soldier in the land of Inazuma after all. Not a single one bothered to step forward and tell him what was wrong, what they all criminally allowed happen. Scaramouche only realized what had happened when he was mere minutes away from arriving home, his daughter had come running from his widowed mother's arms, the sight of smoke rising in the air, from the direction of his home. You were nowhere to be seen.
It all happened so fast, in the blink of an eye. His daughter was clinging to his shirt and his mother only stared with tears of pity.
It didn't take long for the puzzle pieces to be put together and before he knew it, Scaramouche was standing in front of his home, part of it burnt to a crisp and black.
He didn't need to ask what happened, he didn't need to know where you were, because he already knew. What he didn't know was who exactly had done this. But he was going to find out, now.
Incompetent, selfish, bastards. They would all pay for this. The lazy piggish Fatui soldiers who he should've never trusted with such a simple task and the thieves who had murdered you. They all had it rightfully coming.
Scaramouche hates the world after he lost you
he hates it so much and can't understand how this had happened
he's not a good person, so he blames it on karma and those stupid idiots who couldn't protect you
ngl, he's not gonna be around much after your death... his mother would argue that he should be here to raise your daughter, because she's also in pain and doesn't understand that this isn't some game of hide and seek this time
instead, he's focused and driven by revenge
he doesn't listen to a word anybody says, he's much more dangerous than before, and he only trusts his judgment
anyone trying to get him to stop his mission, is someone who doesn't want to see him happy he thinks (though that's not true at all. they hate that he is obsessive over this) but he will personally put a stop to that
and he'll only return home to his daughter and mother when he finds who did this and they along with their bloodline is exterminated
while he's gone, the remainder of his family is relocated somewhere he knows they'll be safe, for example, even though he despises childe, he knows his mom and daughter will be safe with his family
sorry, but Scaramouche will hold this deep-rooted hatred and love for you after you die
yes, he still loves and misses you dearly, but he hates you for leaving him alone, hates that although it wasn't intentional and out of your control, that you were gone
no matter how hard you tried to fight, it was selfish of you to leave him like this
he's not going to stop until he believes whoever was behind this is dead
and in his case, he'll stop believing when he chooses, even if they are innocent/guilty, he'll keep going
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3.19.21, rayofsunas
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