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is work going welllllll? i hope sooooo 😚💕💕 have my favorite photo of andy ehehehe
"honey? your lunch, dont forget your lunch! roll the window down- YOUR LUNCH."
😂😂brandy- please. I’m wheezing at this. So perfectly captioned. And I love domestic Andy when he’s being sweet and thoughtful, just not assuming the ignorance and incompetence of others because of the perceived superiority of lawyers in the legal system👀
Work is going well today, not very busy at all, but I have to prepare for a big synthesis tomorrow!!
It’s a very nice lunch- caprese salad and a side of ham salad and cucumbers. With red and green grapes!?!? Andy knows me so well. 😌 “sorry, babe. My bad. Was already running late. Thanks to you I’ll be like 30 seconds later, but at least I’ll have lunch! Lord knows how hangry I get when I have to skip it.”
He just gives a tight lipped smile back “uh huh. Enjoy *kiss*”
He wouldn’t dare to agree with that statement lest he face gremlin Essie. Bonus points if he comes running out with a thermos of peach tea, too.
#where is my Bostonian lawyer husband???#I still want that!!#Andy barber#your lunch honey!!!!#so floofy grungy#I’m taking the audi!!!#thanks for dropping in#brandycranby
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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
#like im asexual its def not gonna be like that for me#but she still thinks it is soo#but like. cuddling can totally be platonic there doesnt gotta be such a fuss abt it 😭#i get her pov but c'mon#asexual#aromantic#<- for reach#edit: ...its censored because i want to btw#like. ik im in the horniest social media but i wanna censor it so i do#ik i wont get shadowbanned like in tiktok lmao#im not even in tiktok......😭#so yup i censored it for my own comfort 💯 hope this answered your questions pls shut up now lmaooo
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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month
#shush jesse#EDIT from future me: this post was about astarion but im fully a galegirl (gendy neutch) now so idk what that says#he's also my type for what its worth#this post abt astarion#hes just so painfully on brand for me#i know so little about him though is the thing but i still feel insane#but i cant play the game and i dont want to watch anyone play it and i dont want spoilers#so like.....secondhand blorbo right now
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cis people will say “I found out I’m having a baby girl at my anatomy scan and I’m experiencing gender disappointment” but be mad when you say “who knows? maybe you’ll end up with a son anyway”
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i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues
#oh the experience of being 13 years old and seeing all my friends talking about wanting to have sex and obsessing over it#and being like 'we are all literally WAY too young to be having sex what the actual fuck are you talking about#why are you even considering it when we have much more important things to worry about. like how much middle school sucks'#you know what though. i still stand by this. that was an entirely reasonable thought to have and i WAS being normal about it#anyway#mine#asexuality
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some domestic shadowlachs <33
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#shadowlach#shadowheart#karlach#i just think they should do eachother’s hair and be cosy and also have a lot of rowdy gay sex#also if you watch jen and aliona's streams the 3rd one is based on when jennifer english LOCKS IN#they've def been there for like 8 hours. the pyjamas are there but the makeup is still on#yet another shadowlach print for the shop whoops#i'm going to try and get at least the shadowlach things done by mcm because i know some people wanted them signed by jen/sam#not to be dramatic but i would weep
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when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance
#dan and phil fanfiction changed me#come into my lady door#and teen me saw that and went “i need to be that so fuckan bad”#i wanted to be dan but now that im a mature adult i understand that phil is better. phil guy 5ever nowadays#do i tag this as dan and phil. i still dont know tumblr site tagging norms and im like a year in now#dan and phil#dnp#phan
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trick or treat!
#my art#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuji itadori#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#maki zenin#yuta okkotsu#inumaki toge#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#u could argue that the spoilers r hidden by the costumes but idw take my chances#i havent posted art in a billion years i feel like a fraud and i am going to get a bad grade in tumblr dot com#so i am posting these early idc anymore#i still have probably one more halloween draws i plan on posting but im cracking i want these out of my drafts Now#these KILLED ME#i miss drawing fast i miss it so badddddd#dont get me wrong the costume design ws so fun i loved it but god did it take ages#but on the bright side. yuuji in a toga.#on another bright side. little devil nobara n cowgirl maki#on yet anotHER bright side. eldritch horror pandachu#these costumes eat if i do say so myself ghjsdfkgjf undead inuokko makes me so happy also they r so cute#not to mention megumi in his gay little hat god i made itfs so obnoxiously flirty in this#remember when i said the timeskip art ws the least heterosexual group photo i've ever drawn i take it back#theyre disgusting . save nobara episode 356325746732#anyway happy 10 days early halloween <3#i will try to not take a whole week to finish the last piece(s)
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we did it once we can do it again we did it once we can do it again WE DID IT ONCE-
#minecraft#minecraft movie#update: this is a shitpost stop yelling at me in tags I don't actually want to torment the animators#Update: THIS IS STILL A SHITPOST LMAO CALM DOWN
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it's so fucking frustrating to be in college and know everyone uses chatgpt and to be tempted by it constantly while also knowing intellectually that it doesn't work and it's a bad idea. like, i hang out in the library a lot, and i see people using chatgpt on assignments almost every day. and i know it isn't a good way to learn, because it's not really "artificial intelligence" so much as it is an auto text generator. and it gives you wrong information or badly worded sentences all the time. but every week i stare down assignments i don't want to do and i think man. if only i could type this prompt into a text generator and have it done in 10 minutes flat. and i know it wouldn't work. it wouldn't synthesize information from the text the way professors want, it wouldn't know how to answer questions, it just spits out vaguely related words for a couple paragraphs. but knowing my classmates get their work done in 10 minutes flat with it while i fight every ounce of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder in my body is infuriating.
#text#like i KNOW it doesnt work but i still want to use it which is SO FRUSTRATING#bc i DONT want to use it. but its TEMPTING.
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au where fiddleford decided to start forgiving and stop forgetting way earlier in his life and is just a cool guy that is bad at hiding the fact that he knows things
#i saw some people doing this and wanted to insert my own thing#because i like it a lot#like he's still a cooky mad scientist type#but he has memories and is less insane#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#ford pines#stanford pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#gravity falls au#myart#character design#grunkle fidds
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happy national impersonate your favorite vigilante day to those who celebrate
Part 2
#i wanted to put jason in either the exact same costume or just discowing because he secretly still thinks dick is the coolest but#that would be boring#bruce is just wearing a lightly modified young justice suit bc it looks like he made it anyways#tim not so secretly thinks dick is the coolest (but still thinks he can do it better)#batman#art#batfam#dc comics#dc fanart#robin#bat family#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#red robin#nightwing#bruce wayne#damian wayne#damian al ghul#artists on tumblr#red hood#dc red hood#dc robin#dc red robin#dc nightwing#fanart
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personal rules for winter ❄
#this was fun bc i didn't intend for it to be kind of cryptic#i just wanted to make some reminders for myself about winter cuz i never learn#especially the back cover which i guess isn't really a rule but still stands. i'm in a rural place so when it gets dark it's Dark#and its hard to want to do anything#zine#mini zine#illustration#nonfandom#analogue art
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Listen man, you guys can't be like "you guys need to be normal about asexuality" and then turn around and get weirdly judgemental when you find out someone doesn't have sex by choice. Like that's weird that some of you do that.
#like I love sex im glad we're hyping it up#but also genuinely some of you have got to learn how to be normal around people who dont want to have sex#even if you're not talking about asexuality when you say stuff like that you're still being a weirdass#im not ace myself but i keep seeing posts that come across like they're taking it personally that other people don't want to have sex#it sounds like theyre trying to prove something to someone
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#i forgot to put Eevee first sorry baby 🥲 ckdbjdjd#putting a pic for the people that dosen’t know Pokémon but still want to choose cksbjdns#alex.txt#Alex’s polls#pokemon#vaporeon#jolteon#flareon#espeon#pkmn#Umbreon#leafeon#Glaceon#sylveon#eevee#eeveelutions#polls#pokemon polls#pkmn polls#eeveelutions polls
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The Mystery Twins all grown up!! I love them so much. 13 forever, yet always older than me
#technically not finished but I wanted to post it while it was still their birthday!! (On the west coast at least. its 4am where i am 🫡)#fun fact that hatsune miku comic was meant to just be a bonus doodle to add onto this when I posted the finished version#but I posted it seperately so Id have posted SOMETHING on their birthday. I am now terrified by the note count lmaO#dipper pines#mabel pines#older mabel#older dipper#happy birthday dipper and mabel :3#the mystery twins#adult mystery twins#gravity falls#fanart#fan art#gravity falls fanart
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