#I still don't know how tall Coraline is..

[kp-studios]

This made me go under a rabbit hole. Which is good, it's been a while since I've done one, so it's a good mind-refresher!

This is so fucking epic!

[woso-dreamzzz]

Kiddo's Halloween

Katie McCabe x Caitlin Foord x Child!Reader

Summary: The fifth of my Halloween-centric fics

Katie sighs as the whole street fills up with parents in the exact same situation she's in.

Children have flooded the usually quiet neighbourhood, shrieking and screaming and laughing in their little costumes and clanging their buckets around as they approach houses.

You're right by her side, clutching her hand tightly as she adjusts the witches hat on your head. Your little sister, however, was on her leash up ahead, as far ahead as she could get without tugging too hard.

The original plan was matching outfits.

That had been what had happened last year, when Gremlin was still a baby and didn't have opinions like she does now.

You'd been Sully from Monster's Inc and she'd been Mike Wazowski. You'd loved your Sully costume because it was a thick onesie that now's a little too short on the arm and wrists for you to wear outside but still perfect for you to sleep in.

The plan this year had been a pair of mice but Gremlin had kicked and screamed and cried about it so that idea was scrapped and the two of you got put into different costumes.

Gremlin is dressed as an actual gremlin like the ones from the movie that really scared you a few months ago so hasn't been put on since. You're a witch with your pointy hat and witch dress and broomstick.

You shuffle closer to Katie as a group of older kids come sprinting past, leaning heavily against her side and tightening your grip on her hand.

"Mam," Your little voice says," Up, please?"

To be honest, Katie's kind of proud about how long you've lasted.

Halloween is nowhere near your favourite holiday after last year when you got shown Coraline and kept having accidents after nightmares for at least a month.

It had been rough so Katie's proud you've managed to overcome your fear enough to even come out tonight.

"Alright, kiddo," She says," Up we go."

Gremlin still leads the pack ahead, practically sprinting over to one of the houses.

She tries jumping for the doorbell but is nowhere near tall enough.

Her little foot slams onto the concrete as she whirls around to face Caitlin.

"Mummy! Mummy!" She points back at the doorbell. "Mummy!"

"Mummy, please," Caitlin corrects her.

"Mummy! Mummy, now!"

"She gets that from you, you know," Caitlin says to Katie as she moves to ring the doorbell.

The door swings open and Gremlin's already got her hand in the offered bowl before even saying the words.

You do it for her though because you're a good big sister.

"Trick or treat!"

Gremlin's already reaching for her second handful when Katie lowers you down to grab your own.

"Want to swap kids?" She asks Caitlin, who's had to wind Gremlin's leash twice around her hand to stop her from getting too far ahead.

"Are you sure? Will Kiddo be okay with it?"

"She'll be fine. You're cuddlier than me."

Katie takes your sister's leash, further limiting how far Gremlin can go ahead and you go willingly into Caitlin's arms.

Katie's right. Caitlin is very cuddly and she doesn't even put you down to pick out which sweets you want which is a bonus.

But the night is long and you don't seem to have the endless energy that your sister does so the soft rocking back and forth of Caitlin's walk is enough to get you halfway to sleep.

"I think we should get home," Caitlin says, looking down meaningfully at your groggy body against her shoulder," We've still got to get them both in the bath and then bed."

Katie nods. "Yeah, alright." She tugs a little on the leash and Gremlin whirls around.

"What?" She demands, an indignant look on her face.

"Alright, you," Katie says," Home time."

"No! Scare time! Rawr!"

"Very scary," Katie says, completely deadpan," But we've got to go home. We'll have a bath, watch a movie, have some sweeties and then bedtime."

"Scary movie!" Gremlin insists.

"Not too scary," Katie replies, turning around and heading back to the house," We don't want nightmares tonight."

You're still kind of tired when Caitlin sets you down on the floor and Katie switches the light on.

Katie can't work out if it's because you're tired or the light turning on shocked you or if it's genuine fear but you catch a look of yourself, in your scary witch costume, in the mirror and burst into tears.

You crumble to the ground, sobbing. Tears drip down your cheeks as you cry, a little lump on the floor.

"She's bein' weird," Gremlin says, nudging you with her foot and Caitlin sighs.

"Don't kick your sister.

"Not kickin'! Just...touchin'." Gremlin pushes her shoe against you again and Caitlin lifts her up.

"Let's go find the cats and sort out your sweeties. Let's leave Kiddo with your Mam."

Gremlin's still complaining as she's lead away but Katie picks you up easily, allowing you to curl around her as she sits on the stairs.

"It's okay," She says, her voice low and soothing in your ear," It's okay. I've got you. I've got you."

"Scary," You sniffle," 'm scary."

"You're not scary, kiddo," Katie says," I promise you're not."

"I am! Scary, Mam! So scary!"

The tears are never ending and nothing Katie can do will stop them. She doesn't want you to cry yourself out but it seems like it's all she can do.

A soft mew comes from a few steps above and Katie looks back to see your Baby sitting at the top.

"Hiya, Baby," She coos," Did we wake you up?"

Unlike Coopurr and Spicy, Baby spends most of her time asleep. Either sleeping or grooming herself but mostly sleeping.

"Sorry, sweetheart. Kiddo's just a bit scared right now."

Baby hops down a few more steps, little paws coming to rest on your lap.

You turn your head to face her, trying to hide yourself under your scary witch hat.

"Look," Katie coos," Baby's not scared of you."

"Really?"

"Really-Really," Katie says, scooping up your kitten and placing her on your lap.

Baby nuzzles against your cheeks, uncaring that she's getting her pristine fur nice and wet.

"Baby doesn't think you're scary at all."

"Not scary?" You check and Katie nods.

"You're never scary, Kiddo. Even as a witch."

You nod, wiping away your tears as you hold Baby even closer.

"Now," Katie says," Why don't you go and find your sister and Caitlin and have some of your sweeties before bath time?"

You scamper off and Katie finally takes off her coat and shoes.

"Mam!" You call out from the kitchen," Gremlin's eating my sweeties!"

[yukidragon]

Sunshine in Hell Height Headcanons

It's June 15, which as many of you know from this official profile, that it's Sunny Day Jack's birthday today!

You might also know that it's [Redacted]'s birthday thanks to this ominous picture Sauce shared last year on this day. Funny how these two totally distinct characters share a birthday isn't it? 🤔

Anyway, I was hoping to have written something for this year to celebrate, but like last year my spoons are way too few and far between. I was also hoping to do something self-indulgent for my own birthday, but same lack of spoons halted me there too.

So, until I can stock up on more metaphorical utensils to help me do the stuff I feel like doing, I'm going to celebrate by rambling a little bit about some headcanon details.

Sunshine in Hell differs from the game demos in a number of ways, and one of them is Jack's height. As you might've seen from the profile link, Jack is canonically 6'2", but in my personal headcanon continuity, I decided to make the gentle giant quite a bit taller than that. Because it amuses me, and I struggle with imagining Jack as shorter than Cove Holden.

When deciding how tall to make Jack in my stories, I also decided to do a height chart for him and a few other characters as well. It helps to better imagine characters interacting when you can see how tall they are compared to others.

Yes, I threw in a few extra love interests to the mix, as well as a couple other MCs. I was curious to see how tall Alice would be compared to her sisters, and I had to throw in their love interests as well.

As an aside, it tickles me that even after I made Jack significantly taller, he's shorter than Bo's horny "Feed Me" form.

For those of you that need the conversion from centimeters to feet and inches, or have trouble reading the image, I'll write them down for easy reference.

Alice: 162 cm / 5'4"

Jack: 198 cm / 6'6"

Shaun: 178 cm / 5'10"

Nick: 173 cm / 5'8"

Ian: 170 cm / 5'7"

Bo: 180 cm / 5'11"

Barbie: 184 cm / 6'0"

Bo "Feed Me" form: 216 cm / 7'1"

Elias: 185 cm / 6'1"

Coraline: 172 cm / 5'8"

As you can see, Shaun, Nick, and Ian stuck with the canon heights in their profiles. It's just Jack who got a height increase because it's what I imagined his height to be from the start, and Sunshine in Hell is basically my headcanons that diverge from the game's canon, so I do what I want. It's also fun to imagine scary yandere Jack towering over every single one of the love interests. It adds to the intimidation factor too despite his gentle giant persona.

Bo and Elias don't have canon heights like the SDJ love interests, so I mostly just did whatever felt right to me for them. Bo's regular height was influenced by the mafia AU picture Sauce drew. It served as a very good height comparison chart all on its own. As you can see, Bo is just tall enough to reach Jack's smile if you don't count the ears and poofy hair.

All credit to the awesome Sauce for their lovely art of course and for feeding my headcanons. As always, I want to link to the SnaccPop Patreon as gratitude for being cool with me using their art in my posts. If you're a a free or paying member, consider checking out an important survey that went up to help guide the team in their future endeavors.

Bo looks so short compared to Jack, doesn't he? In my headcanon land, it's just a matter of perspective, and next to other people Bo is pretty darn tall. Though he's just one teeny tiny inch shorter than his puppy.

You bet your sweet bippy Barbie takes smug satisfaction in that one inch height superiority. Bo talks so big as a big bad alpha dog, but the puppy he's trying to dominate is just a bit bigger and badder than he ever expected.

Of course, Bo gets to turn it right back around on Barbie with his monster sized "Feed Me" form. Like werewolves that become huge compared to their human selves, when Bo's inner beast comes out to play, he adds on quite a lot of height and muscle. He towers over even Jack! Still, even when super sized, he's no match for Barbie.

As you can see, despite being the eldest child, Alice is shorter than her two younger sisters, especially Barbie! They got more of their dad's height genes, while Alice took more after their mom in that department. Barbie and Coraline are quite a bit taller than average, a fact that Barbie revels in, and Coraline can find a little awkward sometimes, especially during moments of weakness. It can be hard to help someone stand back up and walk when they're much taller than you are after all. It leads to some embarrassing moments for poor Coraline.

On that same note of surprisingly tall people with chronic illnesses, I thought it would be interesting if Elias would have been a very tall man if not for his illness. There's no canon height for him and he's floating with Jack and Bo in the Christmas picture, so it's hard to go with a comparative height. So, I went with what felt narratively interesting to me. With his legs being twisted, and him being hunched over with a cane, he probably appeared shorter than he actually was. It's hard to see his exact height with his lower half ghostly and indistinct as well. It's only when he actually bothers to give himself legs and stand with both feet planted firmly on the ground that he can show off just how tall he really is.

While I'm on the topic of height, I wonder if one of Ian's insecurities was his height. Some men have issues if they're shorter than their peers, and Ian is the shortest of the love interests. I can imagine it certainly didn't help if he was bullied for being short along with his general "nerdy" appearance back in school.

Still, Ian has nothing to complain about at the height he's at as a fully grown adult. Even if the other love interests are taller than he is, Ian is still above average for men in the US. He's just got the misfortune of being the shortest guy in a group of very tall people. At least he doesn't have to worry about taking the bottom spot in the height chart like Alice.

Yes, Alice is a bit self-conscious about being so short compared to her peers, even if technically she's also above average height for a woman in the US. She feels especially tiny when standing next to Jack.

Though, admittedly, Alice does find it very nice to feel tiny and delicate when Jack sweeps her up into his arms. It makes her feel less self-conscious about how chubby she is when her big strong giant of a boyfriend can carry her around so easily. Once she gets over the initial fear that he might drop her, she'll soon look forward to being whisked away by her silly clown.

Oh, and if you're wondering about Mary's height... I'm still debating if I want her to be around Alice's height or a little taller. She had the same eye color in both lives due to the eyes being windows to the soul, but there were other physical differences due to different parents introducing different genetics. I need to ruminate on that fine of detail more and see what feels more interesting to me narratively.

Though even if Mary was as tall as Barbie, she'll still be short enough for Joseph to sweep into her arms since he's just as much of a giant now as he was then. Not that it would stop him from trying even if his sunshine was bigger than him. Nothing will stop Joseph/Jack from showing his love for his sunshine!

I think I'll wrap things up on that fluffy note. I hope y'all enjoyed me going off on a headcanon ramble after such a long time. With any luck, I'll be able to get to answering some asks soon. Thanks for reading!

@channydraws @earthgirlaesthetic @sai-of-the-7-stars @cheriihoney @illary-kore @okamiliqueur @kurokrisps

[milkbath69]

Heyy

You read To Kill a Mockingbird! Man, I read that in school too! But?? You had a thing for ATTICUS?? I'm very surprised because he looks a lot like Max from tlb. Dark haired and better looking, yes, but the vibes are super intense. Which is, again, surprising because I know how much you hate Max.

It's funny that you mention the white haired twink from Metal Gear because there's a guy at my brother's school who looks EERILY like him (except more lanky and andrognous) and he has a crush on my brother. And I'm just obscenely jealous.

I like your style. I like the layering of dark fabrics and the abundance of pins. I always appreciate alt style.

I don't think I like horror? I know the Lost Boys is technically horror, but it doesn't feel like it to me? It's kind of goofy and riidiculous yet serious and mysterious and threatening?? Idk it doesn't feel like a traditional horror flick. I like coralline, I love The Craft. I like spooky things, I guess.

Yeah, I don't have the patience for TV shows either. They are just being pumped out at such a fast rate that I can't keep up with, and I dont even want to. I just find a lot of modern media uninspired and stupid. I barely go to the cinema, with the most recent exceptions being Nosferatu, Beetlejuice² and Deadpool 3.

I've never had instagram, so I don't personally understand, but you should do whatever eases your mind.

Yeah, it's been ages since I've read a "proper book." The steep price of books and difficulty to find something I like has lead to an abundance of fanfiction consumption. It's just easier to fall into because I'm already attached with the characters.

I'm curious, what type of people are you attracted to? I know you like Michael and Dwayne ( so tall, pretty brunettes. Emotionally, there are no similarities because one is a fucking brat and the other... has no personality. But Dwayne is still cool and mysterious!) Oh speaking of, if you could date one of the guys from tlb, which one? And why? Also, If the first question is invasive, then I apologize.

Yeah, It would be interesting to see what you paint. If you sketch it would be cool to see that as well. But whatever you'd like to show.

NO MAX AND ATTICUS FINCH ARE SOO DIFFERENT DO NOTTT EVEN IMPLY WHAT I THINK YOU ARE 👎👎👎

i never really considered myself or my outfits alternative because i just dont really care about labels although i did one time get called emo while i was wearing a purple tie dye doors shirt??? like what??? what are you talking about?? purple tie dye doors shirt = emo apparently...

i consider the lost boys more of a horror comedy than straight up horror yk? unlike other vampire horror movies that i cannot name because i havent watched them....the lost boys doesnt really focus on the horror of it all. it spends a lot of the run time with sam and the frog brothers who are fucking ridiculous.

i actually kind of hate coraline... i have to see it everywhere and the more im forced to see a product, or media the more i start to hate it. plus i dont really consider coraline horror? its more of childrens horror i guess?? but even when i watched it as a kid i thought "thats it?? thats what my classmate was hyping up??" another movie that's TECHNICALLY horror but i never saw it that way was Gremlins like. i watched that movie when i was 5 it felt more like a muppet movie to me than horror. when i found out it was horror i was genuinely shocked because for like most of my life i saw it in the same vein i saw muppet movies.

I LOVE THE CRAFT!! oh my god its such a good movie. i hope to own it on dvd or blu ray one day. i remember nancy being my favorite character when i watched it. i need to rewatch because last time i saw it was when i wass fourteen i think? its hard to remember

EXACTLY!! a lot of tv now is just straight up boring like why would i spend 8 hours of my life on a melodramatic one season dark lit show. i actually went to the movie theatre today!! i saw gladiator 2 (did not see the first on) the last two times i went to the movies were for rereleases of movies. i was able to see both cheistine and alien in theatres. and whenever the first muppet gets rereleased for an anniversary me and my mom go to see it together i think ive seen that one twice in theatres?

well i mainly use instagram to message people (the messaging system on tumbler is so terrible) i cant really explain why it feels different to post my face on here than on instagram without sounding stupid. it just is trust me bro.

i dont really know who im attracted to tbh.. i mean most of my fictional crushes (i hate that word sm) tend to be men but my like actual real life ones tend to be women and girls. so even if i did have a like type i wouldnt be really able to tell you what it is because what i like in fictional characters doesnt really transfer to real people yk??

oh god if i could date one of them.. star. i would date star. i know you said guys but i refuse to touch those dirty mfs w a ten foot pole (you cannot tell me david and the rest of them had actually good hygiene in that damn cave) and michael while i think is gorgeous. hes a fucking dumbass. especially with how his personality shifts i am NOT dealing w half blood asshole michael fuck no. so star would be my choice.

here are some of the physical pieces ive done that im pretty proud of :D. i use acrylic paint because oil paint is the actual fucking worst thing in the world to use idc what anyone says it's awful. i woodburned the heart at the end it took me like 3 hours to do and i kept burning the shit out of my fingers but i think it was worth it. i really enjoy painting people like melting i guess?? i dont know something about it is just so much fun.

these are the two most recent digital pieces i've done. its of my fallout oc :p based basically entirely off the america rising 2 mod for fallout 4. ik you don't really know much about fallout. bur in the mod you the player are like the sole reason the enclave rises to power again and so i thought it would make sense if they like used my character for like propaganda posters. because like shes the whole reason they're even there yk? i mainly use procreate to make really stupid edits.. that last like actual piece of art i did digitally that wasn't fallout oc fanart was this

NOW i know what you may be thinking "why the fuck did you make veggietales fanart" i was compelled too genuinely i had this URGE to just make veggietales fanart and it wouldn't go away until i did it...

[blazingphantom]

W&W headcanons as the old plot

It has infected my brain, feel free to add to it! So, we've all seen the post based on the old plot? Well im trying to expand -that- universe- dfjskdks I like to feel- it caters into the more creepier imagery- like Coraline, so we get equal funny, yet terrifying scenes- as we know Henry Selick can pull of both

Kat in this universe still has her parents

She's child-hood friends with Raul this time

Wilma and Delroy, and Mariana send their daughter and son to this catholic school, little do they know- chaos unravels

This time the school is a boys & girls school (and Raul still faces some bullies)

Siobhan and the S's are still here, but they don't really talk with Kat

Kat still has her afro-punk style much to the nuns dismay

Manberg and Helley are a demon hunting duo, but both have different views

Though unlike the movie we have today, Manberg is a lot nicer to Helley

It's set in the early 2000's

Rustbank is thriving, getting newer tourists each summer and so on. As the outlook is a popular spot

Though on most days, Rustbank is lacking a certain 'joy' to it- but luckily the inhabitants that live there are welcoming enough

Kat and Raul are seen as the 'rebellious' teens within the school, so unfortunately they always get into trouble, even if they're not really doing anything naughty

Manberg's basement is (still) full of captured demons, but has to hide them due to students coming down to collect school stuff that the nuns hoard down there

Of course, one day Kat and Raul discover this- and they're completely blown away

Because 1- they see a strange skull carved onto Helley's hand

And 2- Manberg has a wipe in his hand, covered in concealer, both adults looks utterly mortified

They've been caught

It's up to Helley to talk them, to try and persuade them not to tell a single soul about this

Once they're out of the basement, they turn to each other

"We're so gonna tell the others, right?" "Yep."

Kat and Raul oblige. For now

And you bet- they chat about it on the playground, in private

They couldn't believe it, demons were real- Hellmaidens are a thing? Creepy, yet cool --------

The underworld isn't that exciting, no Scream Faire here (shocker I know)

Buffalo Belzer isn't 300ft tall this time, no chilling in boiling oil, he's around 11ft (Though here's the kicker- he can turn 300ft tall- when angered. )

The reason? He's following tradition and the rules- no demon lord is as important as.. *sigh* Satan

Without Scream Faire, he specializes in signing contracts for deceased souls

Basically to decide what fate and torture awaits them beyond

Belzer luckily gets to torture the 'badder' souls, and with that- he still has his sadistic side

That being said, he still eats them like they're gourmet food, depending on how bad the sin is

No way he's sending them down to the Ol' Scratch just yet

His vainness is still present, and he's still a bad father- he's neglectful and doesn't listen

Somehow, he was better when they were toddlers and kiddos

Part of him still wants to be better, he knows he's neglectful- but his pride blinds him

What does he wear? Well, not much still, apart from some special tailored work trousers, (we still get that iconic view of the belly he has)

He's surrounded by his trusty henchman imps, and he treats them surprisingly well (unlike his sons)

Wendell and Wild have no jobs this time around, they wander their realm bored out their mind

Wendell is still seen as the responsible once, and he and Belzer have daily chats

The lanky fella is still.. not comfortable with being alone

Last time he voice his opinion out of turn- he got yelled at and Belzer is terrifying when angry

The older demon has ideas for Wendell- he thinks he knows what Wendell wants in life

He doesn't.

Wild is still the dopey, precious ball we all know and his optimism always rubs off of the older demon bro

Despite Wendell still being his neurotic self, he loves his brother

They have regular excited chats about the Human World, and how much they want to go see it.

(Hellmaidens are still a thing, don't you worry)

Wendell is the more hopeful one this time around, and always reassures Wild

"Pops, doesn't look happy, does he?"

"No.. he doesn't."

They know their dad is not happy what so ever.

Another reason why Wendell doesn't want to take on the family business

He doesn't want to be bored as hell, and he doesn't even like torturing souls

They just want their old pops back, happier and less irritable dad

It seems hopeless..

That's when they got the brilliant idea- they ever had in their miserable lives!

To design an other-worldly theme park named- Dream Faire

Few months later, they've done it all. Designing it, making it look top shape for presentation later on

The only bad thing; they still had to come clean to their dad.

11ft, big blue demon Lord dad, that produces electricity when pissed off-... yikes

Maybe it could wait for another day, maybe?

[anonthatwantsyoursoul]

Ok so she goes down, sees the wall is bricks, tea kettle noise and then now

Coraline: It was incredible real mom! Only you weren't really you, you were my other mother!

Mom: buttons for eyes, huh? You only dreamed you ate all that chicken, take your multivitamin, at least.

Coraline: you were in the dream too dad, you had wild looking pajamas and orange monkey slippers.

Dad: haha orange? My monkey slippers are blue, and psst, can you get me some of that magic (something), I have a terrible case of writers rash, on my- (your disgusting you freak)

Mom: eh hem. If the real Charlie Jones(ohh that's his name) wants his pages edited he better wrap them up asap.

Mom: Coraline, why don't you go downstairs (I forgot something about telling the lesbians) I'm sure they'd love to hear your dream.

Coraline: Ms. Spink and Ms. Forceable (help what's there names), but you said they're dingbats!

Mom: mhm (asshole).

Time skip she went outside

Coraline: Bobinsky, (what's his name spelled??) Bobinsky, Bobinsky... *Sniffs packages* EHEGH pew e.

She goes up the stairs (reverse Mari moment)

Coraline: Hello? I think our mail got mixed up! Should I leave it outside or...? AH

Time skip ish

Bobinsky: SECRET, famous jumping mouse circuit not ready! Little girl..

Coraline: (idk what) oh, I brought this for you!

Bobinsky: lovyseel (the fuck does he say here)

Coraline: huh? (Same girl)

Bobinsky: Very clever, using this mix up to sneak my whole on the peekabooshkas (ok I know he's Russian but I'm pretty sure that's not a word)

Coraline: booshkas?

Bobinsky: The mice!

Coraline: oh sorry

Uh I don't really remember what happens

Bobinsky: here, have beet, make you strong, das vadanya (I can't spell :() Caroline.

Coraline: It's, CORaline.

Time skip

Bobinsky (help I have no idea what he says here so I'm so sorry for what your about to read): VATASHEEHEYY

Coraline: NO!

Bobinsky: The mice, they asked me to give you a message.

Coraline: The... Jumping mice?

Bobinsky: they are saying *bombastic side eye* "do not go through little door", do you know such a thing?

Coraline: the one behind the wallpaper? But.. it's all bricked up.

Bobinsky: ah, so sorry, sometimes the mice are a little mixed up.

Bobinsky: I mean, they even get your name wrong, they call you "Coraline" instead of "Caroline", not Caroline at all! Maybe I'm working them too hard..

Time skip (I don't remember what comes after this I need to replay the whole part in my head since they don't speak for so long during this part)

Coraline: AHH

Ms. spink: (what doss she say here) Sis you fernal yapping (WHAT??? HUH???)

Ms. Spink: Well how nice to see you Caroline, would you like to come in? We're playing cards.

Coraline: Still Coraline, Ms. Spink.

Ms. Spink: Miriam! Put the kettle on!

(I'm just gonna call them April and Miriam from now on because it's annoying having to put a period every time I say her name)

(ok I also don't know what she says here so be prepared for incoherency)

Miriam: April, akalohithwallo

April: It's the new neighbor, Miriam, Caroline. She'll be having the oolong tea.

Miriam: No, I'm sure she'd prefer jasmine.

April: No, oolong.

Miriam: Jasmine it is then!

Timeskip

Coraline: Are those dogs.. real?

April: Ah, sweet departed angels, couldn't bear to part with them, so we had them stuffed.

Miriam: Go on, it's hand pulled taffy from Brighton, best in the world *poses*.

April: oh and that's drops cousin twice removed. I'll read them if you'd like.

Coraline: Read what?

April: Oh your tea leaves, dear. They'll tell me your future.

April: drink up then go on. No! Not all of it, that's right, now hand it over.

(I don't really remember what she says)

April: you are in terrible, terrible danger.

Miriam: Give me that cap April! Your eyes are going.

April: My eyes? You're blind as a bat!

Miriam: Now let's see here, oh, it's good news, there's a, tall handsome beast in your future.

Coraline: A what?!

April: Miriam, oh really, you're holding it wrong! See, danger.

Coraline: What do you see?

April: I see a very peculiar hand.

Miriam: Well I see a giraffe.

April: Giraffes don't just fall from the sky Miriam!

Everyone: AAH

Coraline: well, what should I do?

April: Never wear green in your dressing room.

Miriam: Aquire a very tall stepladder.

April: and be very, very carefu- AGGYG *falls*

April: Now, was there something you came to tell us?

Coraline: No, I guess not.

Timeskip

Coraline: Great! The village stalker!

Wybie: I-I wasn't stalking you, we were hunting banana slugs!

Coraline: What do you mean "we"? (Pronouns amr 🙄)

Coraline: Ha! Your cats not wild! He's a wusspuss!

Wybie: Hey! He hates to get his feet wet, jeez.

Coraline: wusspuss~

Ok I think I'll continue this in a bit so yeah

[moodyfairy14]

Thank you Stina (@just-an-inchident) for tagging me <3

1. Are you named after anyone?

Apparently after a figure in a series in the 90s.

2. When was the last time you cried?

yesterday because I had to let a villager leave in animal crossing.

3. Do you have kids?

No, maybe in the future but who knows.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

I guess, I don't really know.

5. What sports do you play / have you played?

I did archery for a while and belly dancing.

6. What‘s the first thing you notice about other people?

I think their face and hight.

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings for sure. I'm still traumatized from watching Coraline as a kid.

8. Any special talents?

I know so many lyrics but I'm not sure if that's a special talent.

9. Where were you born?

On the other side of Germany from where I live now.

10. What are your hobbies?

I read a lot (mostly fanfiction nowadays), go for walks, game with my friends and dance.

11. Do you have any pets?

I have a dog, he's the best!

12. How tall are you?

1,70m so like 5,7(?)

13. Fave subject in school?

Math and English

14. Dream job?

Electronics technician

15. Eye colour?

blue

If you like to do it @racingorange, but you don't have to

[eternalnat]

Thanks so much for the tag!! <3

Are you named after anyone?

Not that I'm aware of

2. When was the last time you cried?

...Just a few seconds ago :/

3. Do you have kids?

Yes, spiritually (Some of my friends call me mum)

4. What sports do you play/have played?

Ooooh boy. Currently I do not do sports but I do debating!! I never had a sport I liked so I switched from sport to sport very quickly in my prepubescent years. I did football (or soccer, if you prefer), tennis, rugby, rhythmic gymnastics, swimming, athletics, kick-boxing (very briefly), and equestrian

5. Do you use sarcasm?

Occasionally, but I ruin it by rambling about how I was kidding to make sure everyone knows I don't actually mean what I said

6. What's the first thing you notice about people?

Their tone of voice or the enthusiasm they talk with. I love listening to people's voices, their mannerisms can tell you a lot about who they are :)

7. What's your eye color?

Blue!! (A bright light is to my eyes what garlic is to vampires)

8. Scary movies or Happy endings

IT (2017) and Coraline were my comfort movies for the longest time. I love a good scary movie with a happy ending

9. Any talents?

Overthinking? Imposter syndrome? I'm good at maths and I'm a pretty good writer :)

10. Where were you born?

Ireland!!

11. What are your hobbies?

Being gay, writing, listening to music, talking to friends, getting hugs from the people I love, obsessively analysing characters and their behaviour

12. Do you have any pets?

Two puppies, they are like 9 and 10 years old, respectively, but they are still my puppies. Both Shih-Tzus and one is called Bally and the other Charlie and I adore them wholeheartedly

13. How tall are you?

5'6. Incredibly average

14. Favorite subject in school

Applied maths, German, English

15. Dream Job?

Neuroscientist!! But also considering going into genetics or astrophysics

15 Questions 15 Mutuals

The rules are: Answer the 15 questions and tag 15 of your mutuals.

ty @trvbblemaker for the tag :D

Are you named after anyone?

not that i know of

2. When was the last time you cried?

like last week after the orthodontist lmao

3. Do you have kids?

i have plants

4. What sports do you play/have played?

i did gymnastics and dance now i do nothing~

5. Do you use sarcasm?

it's somewhat of a coping mechanism

6. What's the first thing you notice about people?

how they dress/their hair

7. What's your eye color?

hell if i know

8. Scary movies or Happy endings

happy endings :]

9. Any talents?

i'm rlly good at overthinking and ignoring problems (like genuinely tho ig i'm good at art)

10. Where were you born?

america 🇺🇸 (i hate it here)

11. What are your hobbies?

crocheting, watching shows, drawing

12. Do you have any pets?

cat named otis <3

13. How tall are you?

i think technically 5'4 1/2"

14. Favorite subject in school

art

15. Dream Job?

something i don't hate hopefully in an art field

no pressure tags: @newtness532 @lirdgorl @rainysaturdayafternoon @justkeepwalkingnothinghere @snek-amiga @deusetco @crayonssmellgood @arshemelsoe @lizvi @bbreaddog @noworneverphantom + open tag

[thiamblogger]

15 questions 15 mutuals

thanks for tagging me @thiamsxbitch <33

1. are you named after anyone?

no, my mum just really liked my name. in fact my godmother helped name me and we share the same middle name.

2. when was the last time you cried?

probably like a day or two ago. i got into a fight with my stepdad and just started crying about everything in my life that sucked.

3. do you have kids?

no, and i never will. they are a gift from satan himself.

4. do you use sarcasm a lot?

yes?

5. what sports do you play/have played?

i used to do both swimming and dancing. whether you believe dance is a sport or not is another.

6. what's the first thing you notice about people?

i know people always say don't judge a book by its cover, but i notice people's looks. what else am i supposed to notice?

7. eye colour?

green.

8. scary movies or happy endings?

i'm a sucker for a cheesy early 2000's romance film, as long as it's not too scary. true be told i still haven't watched coraline and i never will.

9. any special talents?

i taught myself to do that clover thing with my tongue.

10. where were you born?

i don't know how to say this without giving so much information away, so i'm just gonna say somewhere in south london.

11. what are your hobbies?

editing and writing, even if i haven't had much motivation lately. i also like drawing and i always find myself singing, so that too. i do like to cook as well, but i just get really frustrated sometimes since it doesn't always turn out the way i hoped.

12. do you have any pets?

no.

13. how tall are you?

5"1?

14. favourite subject in school?

either maths cause it feels really good when you finally understand it or history cause i love all of the facts and also probably cause my history teachers were always my favourite. but probably re cause of the debating, even if in primary school i used to hide in the toilets, i absolutely loved it in high school.

15. dream job?

i honestly really like helping people, well in the advice setting and i feel like people should be able to get help without being mocked, like some therapists have to me... so probably a psychologist or a lawyer, neither of which i have the grades for... considering i dropped out.

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i don't seem to have all that many mutuals, given that this is a fairly new account and most of my followers are bots, but here they are :)

no pressure tags: @raekensarcher @ksbbb @wolfboy88 @sterekshipper-writer @piease-iove-me @skielatte @butttterflyana @teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions

15 questions 15 mutuals

tagged by @emozionidinchiostro (thanks amo<3)

are you named after anyone? no, idk why they chose my name, my mum said she liked the meaning of it AND it was of jewish origins so it was perfect.

when was the last time you cried? this morning, it's exams season for uni students in my country and i'm failing so, so bad, i was held back a year (more or less) and i see all of my friends graduating while i'm still here.

do you have kids? no. and i'm not planning on having any in the future, i'll be perfectly content with my single and childless aunt status.

do you use sarcasm a lot? yes, it's the only way i'm able to communicate with other people.

what sports do you play/have played? contrary to popular belief, MANY. i've done ballet for 10 years, swimming for 6, volleyball for 2, kickboxing for 4 and i've been running for 4/5, now i'm doing pilates (cuz i'm old and my back hurts) and weight training at the gym.

what's the first thing you notice about people? how they are dressed: do their clothes fit? are their clothes fashionable? are their clothes nice? are their clothes clean? what's their aesthetic? i think that clothes tell you a lot about the person.

what's your eye colour? plain and boring brown (like they are really, REALLY brown, like when you draw something and you use the fill brush, no speck of gold or darker brown no nothing, like sims default eyes.

scary movies or happy endings? what about scary movies with a happy ending? i don't really like unhappy endings, those are the movies i never rewatch because i want to watch happy things, if i wanted to watch something sad and depressing i'd just have take a look at my life.

any special talents? i can drive a plane? idk if that's a special talent, maybe more like a skill(yes this is a flex). as far as talents go i'd say i'm a very good liar (but i only unse my powers for good) and people naturally open up to me, so i'd say i'm a good listener.

where were you born? italy! funnily enough, i was born in the hospital right netx to to what it would've been my high school!

what are your hobbies? readin' 'n' drawin', in other words the classics, but i also love crocheting!

do you have pets? AH. i wish.

how tall are you? exactly 163cm

favourite subject in school? in high school it was either english, physics or laboratory of architecture, in uni it's introduction to astrophysics, inorganic chemistry and physics 3.

dream job? i have MANY: i'd love to be an astrophysicist and do research on the composition of the first generation of stars, or be a tattoo artist, no in between.

tags: @sadieshavingsex @elisastales @thiamsxbitch @sammysdemonblood @self-loathing-angel-of-thursday2 @babygirldilf @isthisanything @amaranthhiding @unitedfandomsoftheworld @the-haiku-bot @seccendedos @manicmoonbug @ihaveacorgi @pipperdaper @highcoltage

[clownoutofdarkness]

Thank you @coffeefiend10 for the tag! 💙

Again, I'm not tagging anyone this time, but feel free to do it if you'd like and you can say I tagged you 😂

How tall are you? 5'2" (yes, I know, I'm short, but I can still kill you, now move on)

What colour are your eyes? Blue but they change color a bit and what shade of blue depending upon what I'm wearing or what's around me

Do you wear any contacts and/or glasses? No, not to see, but I wear colored contacts for makeup I do and characters I create on myself

Do you wear braces? No and never have, my teeth are a bit crooked but I like how they look (plus it kinda looks like little vampire fangs sometimes)

What is your fashion type? Depends on my mood but I can pass for anything I feel like, I hate being pinned down and labeled. I like a lot of alternative and goth styles tho, but also hippie and flower child looks

When were you born? February 11

How old are you? 20

Do you have any siblings? Technically 3

What school/college do you go to? I go to a college in California, but I will not be disclosing where on this

What kind of student are you? Usually quiet and takes notes but loves debates and discussing topics (especially controversial ones so long as it's respectful). I procrastinate hard core but I have OCD and things have to be perfect and go a certain way

What are you favorite subjects? Psychology, criminology, philosophy, anthropology, art, and choir/voice

What are your favorite movies? YOU EXPECT ME TO NARROW DOWN??? I'll just start naming I suppose: The Matrix movies, Deadpool, Scream (1-4), Cabin in the Woods, Se7en, The Dark Knight, Sinister, Coraline, Gremlins, SAW (all of them), pretty much most Marvel and DC movies to be honest, Natural Born Killers, Terrifier, Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Sweeney Todd, The Crow, Transformers movies (minus Dark of the Moon cuz what even.), Spirited Away, The Black Cauldron, Kubo, Inception, Silence of the Lambs, Harry Potter movies...this is getting too long, I'll stop 😓

What are your favorite pasttimes? Writing poetry, reading, playing video games, singing/listening to music, drawing, any activity outdoors, concerts

Do you have any regrets? Yeah, quite a few, but who doesn't? The goal is to do more and live, even if it results in some regrets, than to regret doing nothing at all and wasting my time

What is your dream job? I do want to be a makeup and SFX artist and do body paint, gore, or even stage makeup...otherwise, anything working with animals or having to do with psychology (especially of criminals and killers, it intrigues me)

Would you like to get married? I'd like to, but with the right person. Get married right this second? Yeah, no.

Do you want kids? How many? Maybe? I don't know if I do for sure or not, but that'll also come with finding someone and what they want. Pets on the other hand, so many (dogs, few cats, snake or two, bearded dragon, etc) 😅

How many countries have you visited? 3, well 4 counting the one I'm living in XD

What was your scariest dream? I have nightmares most nights or extremely realistic dreams so hard to say...it's something I constantly suffer from and always different, never reoccurring dreams

Do you have a significant other? Not necessarily at the moment tho talking to someone currently

Put your playlist on shuffle and without skipping, list the first 15 songs:

1. Bring Me To Life by Evanescence

2. Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time by

P!ATD

3. Whispers in the Dark by Skillet

4. I Am Bulletproof by Black Veil Brides

5. Stupify by Disturbed

6. Walk by Pantera

7. Still Worth Fighting For by My Darkest Days

8. Bubblegum Bitch by Marina and the Diamonds

9. You're So Creepy by Ghost Town

10. Numb by Linkin Park (cover by Jonathan Young and Lee Albrecht)

11. Echo by Mejibray

12. DEUS by DIE/MAY

13. When Push Comes To Shove by The Grateful Dead

14. Home by Celtic Thunder

15. You Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC

Tag game & mini playlist

Tagged by this lovely human being called @sielustaja 💕

Tagging @madamsmaug @filismaiden @jennareedus @accio-rogers @padfootagain @whostheblondegirl @loricameback @iamsteverogerss @stevie-quivive @barnesbestgirl and everyone else who wants to do this! You’re free to ignore.

How tall are you?

168cm, something like 5’6

What colour are your eyes?

Somewhat hazel or greenish. They change color in different lights.

Do you wear any contacts and/or glasses?

I have glasses, yes. I’m super bad at wearing them, though.

Do you wear braces?

Not anymore, no. I used to have a lot of those when I was a kid.

What is your fashion style?

I don’t have any particular style. Flannel, jeans, print t-shirts… I’m kinda like a tomboy. And I always wear my wolf necklace.

When were you born?

January 5

How old are you?

20

Do you have any siblings?

Only my cat.

What school/college do you go to?

Currently, I don’t.

What kind of student are you?

The one who listens and takes notes. The perfectionist, procrastinator. The one who hates to work in groups.

What are your favorite subjects?

Literature, history, languages, theater classes.

What are your favorite movies?

Jackie & Ryan, Playing It Cool, The Cat Returns, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, The Greatest Showman, Victor Frankenstein, Frank, X-Men: First Class, Les Miserablés (2012), Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Jurassic Park, Lord of the Rings. the Hobbit… I have so many that I could spend hours listing them. So I won’t. I probably forgot so many but it’s okay - for now.

What are your favorite pastimes?

Writing, reading, daydreaming, going to forests.

Do you have any regrets?

Lots of. Just trying to ignore them most of the time.

What is your dream job?

Writer, actress, animal behaviorist.

Would you like to get married?

I don’t know. If I find the right person and feel like it could work, then okay. I haven’t thought much about my dream wedding, though.

Do you want kids? How many?

No, I don’t. Pets, yes - they’ll be my kids.

How many countries have you visited?

3

What was your scariest dream?

I faced my biggest fear and had no way out.

Do you have a boyfriend/a girlfriend/a significant other?

I don’t. I’m happy like this, don’t even mind. People who went to school with me are getting engaged and probably having kids soon and here I am, I don’t care.

Put your playlist on shuffle and without skipping list the first 15 songs:

Lady Gaga - Edge of Glory

Nightwish - Edema Ruh

The Sandsacks - McLeod’s

Sunrise Avenue - 6-0

Juha Tapio - Tykkään susta niin että halkeen

Sia - Move your body

Game of Thrones OST - Mhysa

Sunrise Avenue - Let Me Go

Samu Haber & Niila - A Hundred Years

Lana Del Rey - Once Upon a Dream

Bon Jovi - You Give Love a Bad Name

Sunrise Avenue - Hollywood Hills

Alexander Rybak - Roll With the Wind

E-Type - Life

Bastille - Icarus