#I started this last night and forgot lmaoooo

[kathlare]

hopelessly devoted to you

Lando Norris x Amelie Dayman

Summary: On Valentine's Day in New York City, Lando and Amelie share an unforgettable evening together, filled with playful teasing, romantic surprises, and quiet moments of intimacy.

Wordcount: 3.4 k

Warnings: none

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February 14th, 2025 - New York City, NY

The familiar hum of Lando’s PC filled the room as his stream finally went live after months of silence. The chat immediately exploded.

HE’S BACKKKKK HOLY SHIT IT’S BEEN 84 YEARS THE GOAT RETURNS 🐐 BRO WHY YOU LOOK ALL FANCY WTF Wait… is he dressed up? Where’s the hoodie??

Lando chuckled as he adjusted his headset, glancing at the chat with an amused smirk. He was dressed up—black button-down, sleeves rolled up just enough, watch on his wrist, and his hair actually styled instead of the usual curly mess. The only thing that kept him looking somewhat casual was the fact that he was still wearing his gaming headset.

—Alright, alright, chill out,— Lando said, grinning at the flood of messages. —Yeah, I know it’s been a while. Sorry for ghosting you guys. Life’s been busy, racing, traveling…— He trailed off, not mentioning the very obvious reason why he had been a little too preoccupied to stream.

LIFE = AMELIE, JUST SAY IT BRO NO HOODIE? NO HAT? WHO ARE YOU bro this is not a gaming stream this is a pre-date stream THE BUTTON DOWN??? yeah he’s got a date fr

Lando rolled his eyes but couldn’t stop the smirk on his lips. His chat knew him too well.

—Yeah, yeah, alright. Maybe I do have plans after this. But let’s just play some Tarkov first, alright?—

He loaded into the game, trying to focus, but the chat would not let him live.

He’s gonna die in five minutes. Calling it. Imagine sweating in Tarkov while dressed like that LMAO nah but he’s actually blushing tho, this is insane bet Amelie picked out the outfit

Lando laughed at that last comment, shaking his head.

—Actually, no. I picked this one myself, thank you very much. But she does like this shirt, so, you know… points for me.—

The game started, and for a few minutes, Lando was focused, making callouts and looting, his usual game face on. Then...

—Lan?—

The voice came from behind him, soft but sweet, and very familiar.

Lando instantly turned in his chair, and the chat went absolutely feral.

Standing at the doorway was Amelie, already dressed up for their date night. She was wearing a stunning baby pink dress, fitted in all the right places, her hair styled effortlessly, makeup done perfectly. She looked unreal.

Lando’s mouth went a little dry.

—Holy fuck.— The words left his mouth before he could even stop them.

Amelie smirked, stepping closer. —Do you like it?—

Lando just stared for a second, then let out a slow, exaggerated breath.

—Chat, I’m in trouble.—

LMAOOOO HE’S DOWN BAD BRO GAVE UP HIS WHOLE SOUL IN 2 SECONDS BLUSHING BLUSHING BLUSHING HE DIDN’T EVEN THINK, JUST “HOLY FUCK”

Amelie leaned down, resting her hands on his shoulders as she glanced at the screen.

—Oh, are you live? Hi chat!— She waved, grinning, and the chat exploded even more.

HELLO QUEEN OUR MOTHER HAS ARRIVED Amelie just casually ending this man’s whole career with a dress Bro went from FPS mode to full simp mode so fast

Lando tilted his head up to look at her, still a little dazed.

—Ames, you can’t just walk in here looking like that. I have a stream to do.—

Amelie raised an eyebrow. —Oh, do you? Because it looks like you’re completely useless right now.—

Lando blinked, glanced back at the game—where, sure enough, he had just been killed because he had completely forgotten to move—and groaned.

—Fucks sake.—

DEAD. HE’S LITERALLY DEAD. Amelie walked in and this man forgot what gaming was Bro you’re fighting for your life rn This is embarrassing for you, Lando

Amelie laughed, pressing a quick kiss to the top of his head. —Well, don’t take too long, cariño. Our reservation is in thirty minutes.—

She turned to leave, but not before Lando caught her hand, pulling her back just enough to look up at her with a grin.

—You’re actually trying to kill me, huh?—

Amelie smirked, leaning down until their faces were just inches apart. —Wouldn’t dream of it, baby.—

WE CAN HEAR HIS HEARTBEAT WTF NOOO THIS IS TOO MUCH bro is down astronomically “baby” oh we’re so back

Amelie finally left, and Lando sat there for a second, still looking toward the door like he was processing what just happened. Then, slowly, he turned back to the screen.

—Alright, chat. Yeah, I’m ending stream. No fucking way I’m sitting here playing Tarkov when that is waiting for me.—

AS YOU SHOULD KING DROP EVERYTHING AND GO W STREAM W MAN W GIRLFRIEND Go be a lover boy, we support it

Lando grinned as he ended the stream.

Yeah. Best decision he’d ever made.

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f1wagsgossip: 🚨| Lando and Amelie were spotted out in New York last night for a very romantic Valentine’s Day dinner. ❤️👀

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landomegafan: HE LITERALLY LEFT MONACO TO SPEND VALENTINE’S DAY WITH HER. That’s real love, idc.

f1tea: Not them being all cute and couple-y in NYC while we sit here surviving off this ONE blurry ass photo 💀 → speedyboi44: @f1tea seriously, we get this after waiting ALL DAY?? Do better, paparazzi.

mclarengossip: The way they went from “we don’t even talk anymore” to “flirting like teenagers in public” is actually insane. → gridgirlxoxo: @mclarengossip Right?? They were pretending they were strangers, and now he’s looking at her like she hung the damn moon.

lando.amelie.fp: Lando’s first Valentine’s Day as a public simp and he’s THRIVING.

f1fangirl23: Okay but I need DETAILS. Were they holding hands? Did they kiss? Were they giggling like idiots?? HELLO??? → pitlaneprincess: @f1fangirl23 All we got is a single blurry pic where they aren’t even standing next to each other. I hate it here.

notafan69: This is giving PR relationship. Sorry, not buying it.

f1wagsunite: Can we talk about how Amelie used to say she wasn’t into dating drivers and now she’s literally with Lando??

daymanfanclub: She deserves a man who adores her, and honestly, I’ve never seen Lando look happier. → queenamelie: @daymanfanclub FR. She’s the best thing to ever happen to him, and I need him to act accordingly.

lando4everrr: Bro, they went to the most romantic restaurant in New York on VALENTINE’S DAY and this is all we get??? A blurry ass Bigfoot sighting??

obsessedwithamelie: We saw Lando SIMP IN 4K ON STREAM and now you’re telling me we can’t even get ONE good pic of them actually together?? I’m SICK. → amelieupdates: @obssesedwithamelie We got a man literally losing his mind over her in real time and somehow this blurry pic feels like an attack.

stopwastingtime: I just feel bad for Lando. He was always so private, and now he’s dating someone who loves attention. → bestielookinward: @stopwastingtime Private??? LANDO NORRIS??? The man who was streaming his entire relationship five minutes before this???

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The restaurant was dimly lit, the golden glow of candlelight reflecting off the polished silverware and the deep red roses adorning each table. It was the kind of place meant for romance—intimate, luxurious, and absolutely perfect for their first proper Valentine’s Day together.

Lando and Amelie were seated in a secluded corner, away from prying eyes, but not away from each other. If anything, they were impossibly close—Lando’s arm draped lazily around the back of Amelie’s chair, his fingers occasionally playing with the strands of her hair, while her hand rested on his thigh, tracing absentminded patterns over the fabric of his trousers.

Lando leaned in, his voice low and teasing as he nuzzled against her ear. —You do realize you’ve barely looked at the menu, right?—

Amelie hummed, tilting her head slightly to give him better access. —I already know what I want.—

Lando grinned. —Yeah? What’s that?—

She finally turned to face him, her green eyes twinkling mischievously. —You, obviously.—

Lando groaned dramatically, letting his head drop onto her shoulder. —Ames, we’re in public. You can’t say shit like that.—

Amelie giggled, running her fingers through his curls. —Oh, poor baby. Are you blushing?—

He lifted his head, his expression mock-serious. —First of all, I do not blush. Second, if anyone should be flustered here, it’s you. Because let’s be honest, you haven’t stopped staring at me all night.—

Amelie scoffed, even as her fingers continued to thread through his hair. —Can you blame me? You look disgustingly handsome tonight. It’s actually quite rude.—

Lando smirked, sitting up a little straighter. —Yeah? You like the shirt?—

Her gaze flickered down to the black button-down he was wearing—the same one from earlier, now slightly more unbuttoned, because Lando never resisted the urge to undo a couple of them as the night went on.

—Mhm,— Amelie murmured, toying with one of the open buttons. —Makes you look like trouble.—

Lando’s smirk widened. —That’s funny. You told me earlier that you like trouble.—

Amelie rolled her eyes, but she couldn’t hide the way her lips curled into a smile. —Shut up and kiss me.—

Lando didn’t need to be told twice. His hand slid up to cradle her jaw, his thumb stroking her cheek as he leaned in, capturing her lips in a slow, deliberate kiss. It wasn’t rushed or desperate—it was the kind of kiss that spoke volumes, the kind that said I love you without needing the words.

When they finally pulled apart, Amelie exhaled softly, resting her forehead against his. —You taste like wine.—

Lando chuckled. —You taste like trouble.—

—Again, you love trouble.—

Lando grinned. —I do. Especially when she’s in a pink dress and looking like the most beautiful fucking thing I’ve ever seen.—

Amelie’s heart stuttered in her chest. She bit her lip, but her smile still broke through. —Careful, Norris. If you keep talking like that, I’m going to have to keep you forever.—

Lando leaned in again, his lips brushing against the corner of her mouth. —Good. That’s exactly what I want.—

Before Amelie could respond, their waiter arrived, clearing his throat politely. Lando reluctantly pulled away, though he kept one hand resting on Amelie’s thigh beneath the table.

They placed their orders—steak for Lando, pasta for Amelie—and once the waiter disappeared, Lando turned back to her, his eyes filled with that familiar fondness that made her stomach flip.

—Can I just say…— He laced their fingers together, bringing her hand up to his lips. —This is the best Valentine’s Day I’ve ever had.—

Amelie’s expression softened. —Me too, Lan.—

He tilted his head, his lips brushing over her knuckles. —Kinda crazy, huh? That we’re actually here, doing this properly? After… everything.—

She squeezed his hand. —We were always going to find our way back to each other. You know that, right?—

Lando smiled, his eyes crinkling at the corners. —Yeah. I know.—

And in that moment, with the warmth of her hand in his, the soft glow of the candlelight between them, and the undeniable certainty that she was it for him—Lando realized something.

He didn’t just love Amelie.

He was completely, utterly, hopelessly in love with her.

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f1wagsgossip: 🚨| Spotted: Lando and Amelie arriving at The Plaza Hotel after their very romantic dinner in NYC last night. 🥂✨

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f1fangirl2000: NOT THIS BLURRY SHIT AGAIN. HOW HARD IS IT TO GET A DECENT PICTURE?? At least we got them together this time, but come on… we deserve better.

teanotlikingit: Omg we get it, they’re dating. Can we move on now?? All this attention for literally no reason... → f1hater: @teanotlikingit Yeah, who cares. Why is everyone obsessed with their every move? Feels like overkill.

bitterf1fan: Why is this such a big deal? It's just another rich, good-looking couple doing the same thing everyone else does. Not impressed.

f1tea: I’m just here waiting for a better quality picture, because this blurry mess isn’t cutting it. 🙄 → pitlaneprincess: @f1tea Same, I’m about to photoshop them together myself at this point.

f1shipper: Honestly, she makes him look like a whole different man—my dude is glowing next to her.

paddockwhispers: Just imagine them in that hotel suite after dinner... 😏 Yeah, I’m definitely not going to be able to sleep tonight. → f1gossipdaily: @paddockwhispers Someone’s definitely getting some tonight…

bitterfangirl: Nah, this whole thing still feels forced. It’s all for the publicity, I’m calling it.

starletfan: I love how their friendship is still so strong even now. It’s the perfect balance of flirty and comfortable.

gridgirlgossip: Okay, so we finally get them together in a picture, and it’s STILL this blurry? Like, what are we doing here? 😩 → popculturebabe: @gridgirlgossip Can we get a photographer that can do their job properly, please?

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The bright lights of New York illuminated the night as Lando and Amelie walked hand-in-hand down the sidewalk, the weight of paparazzi cameras flashing as they made their way into the grand entrance of The Plaza Hotel. The sound of cameras clicking and flashes lighting up the street was almost deafening, but in that moment, neither of them cared. They were together, and nothing else mattered.

Lando leaned closer to Amelie, his lips brushing against her ear. —You’re glowing tonight, baby.—

She grinned up at him, her fingers tightening around his hand. —Stop it, Lan. You’re making me blush again.—

—Wouldn’t want that to happen. Wouldn’t want anyone else to see how much I’m obsessed with you,— Lando teased, his voice low and warm. He could see the playful spark in her eyes, the one she always had when she was around him, and it made his heart race.

As they entered the lavish lobby, the bellman stepped forward, greeting them with a courteous smile. Lando nodded, giving him a small wink as they made their way to the elevator.

Once inside the privacy of the elevator, Amelie turned to Lando with a mischievous smile. —I’m guessing this isn’t just a casual stop. What’s going on, Lan?—

Lando smirked, his hand sliding down her back to rest on her waist. —You’ll see in a minute, Ames.—

The elevator door opened with a soft chime, and Amelie stepped out, her heels clicking softly against the marble floor as they walked down the plush hallway.

When they reached the door to their suite, Lando swiped the card and led her inside, making sure she couldn’t peek.

Amelie gasped when she stepped into the room, her eyes widening in surprise. The room was decorated with elegant touches—rose petals scattered across the floor, candles flickering softly on the bedside tables, and a bouquet of red roses sitting in a vase on the coffee table. The soft glow of the lights made everything feel intimate, like it was just for the two of them.

Lando stood behind her, his hands resting on her hips as he watched her take it all in. —Surprise, baby.—

Amelie turned to face him, her eyes searching his face. —You did all this? For me?—

Lando’s grin was slow, his eyes filled with affection. —Of course, Ames. You deserve this. You deserve everything.—

Amelie’s breath caught in her throat, her heart pounding in her chest. She knew he had a romantic side, but this was next level. She swallowed, her voice barely above a whisper. —Lan, this is... this is so much.—

He shrugged, his fingers brushing through her hair as he stepped closer. —You’re worth it. I wanted tonight to be special.—

Amelie chuckled softly, her gaze flickering to the bed, where another surprise awaited. A tray of chocolates, champagne, and two flutes rested on the bedspread, next to a handwritten note that simply read: For the most beautiful woman in the world.

—You really went all out, huh?— she teased, raising an eyebrow.

Lando chuckled, stepping closer so he could hold her face in his hands. —You have no idea, baby.—

Her hands cupped his face in return, and for a moment, all the noise in the world faded. It was just the two of them, lost in their own bubble of affection and love. —You’re unbelievable, Lan. Honestly.—

He kissed her then, slow and soft, his lips lingering on hers as he pulled her in closer. Amelie could feel the heat between them, the chemistry they had always shared, intensifying with every second.

When they pulled apart, Lando’s voice was a husky whisper. —I know what I want tonight, Ames. You. All night long.—

Her lips curled into a sly smile as she pressed herself against him. —I’m not saying no to that.—

—Good,— Lando replied, his hands roaming down to her waist as he pulled her closer, their bodies aligning perfectly. —Because I’m not letting you out of this room for the rest of the night.—

Amelie’s laugh was soft but full of meaning as she looked up at him. —You really want me that badly, huh?—

—You’re all I’ve ever wanted, Ames,— Lando murmured, kissing the side of her neck. —Don’t you know that?—

She shivered slightly, the warmth of his breath sending a thrill through her body. —I do now.—

They didn’t need to say much more. With one more passionate kiss, their hands were all over each other, the clothes soon discarded in a rush of heat. Lando’s lips left a trail of fire down Amelie’s neck, and she arched into him, unable to get enough of him. She had never felt so wanted, so completely adored, and in that moment, she knew nothing could come between them.

Tonight was just for them, their connection deeper than ever, and Lando wasn’t going to let go. Not now, not ever.

[disasterfandoms]

Meet The Buckleys || Evan Buckley x strand!reader

anonymous requested: “Can I please request Buck introducing Strand!Reader to his parents when they were in town and reader helping him once things turn south at the family reunion. Love your Buck x Strand!Reader content so much”

A/N: God I forgot about this request!! This is from season 4, y’all. That’s how behind I am in everything lmaoooo 

TW: yelling, fighting, Buckley parents, upset Buck

“Are you sure you want to come tonight? They’re.. a lot,” Buck asked for the fifth time in the last hour, pacing in the bedroom while you were getting ready.

“Buck,” you spoke gently, taking his hand, “I’m not going anywhere. We got this,” you smiled, trying to give him a sliver of reassurance. You felt nervous, sure, but it couldn’t be any worse than when Buck met your family.... right?

He nodded, taking a deep breath in, before entering the apartment, where Maddie and his parents were all sitting on the couch, Maddie looking relieved to see you two come in.

“Finally!” Maddie smiled, getting up and walking over to you. “I thought it was just gonna be the three of us and you two bailed!” she half joked, pulling you into a bone-crushing hug.

“Never, Mads,” you laughed, shaking her head as you could see the two siblings bickering quietly. You moved over hesitantly to his parents, waving. “Hi! It’s so nice to finally meet you, Buck has told me a lot about you guys,” you spoke politely, taking a seat next to his mother.

“Really? Well Evan has never mentioned you,” his mother spoke coldly. 

You nod, listening as Buck quickly jumped in and scolded his mother, but it was no use, you knew they were going to be difficult.

Still, you never imagined how awful they were going to be.

At the dinner, you watched as they all fought, gently holding Buck’s hand to try and keep him calm. That soon went out the window, though, when he stood up, giving a speech about how he just wished they could love him.

You stood immediately, thanking Maddie before leaving, going after him.

“Hey,” you spoke soothingly, seeing him outside the apartment building, looking as if he was going to hurl. “I’m so proud of you.”

“Proud?” he asked, laughing in disbelief. “I can’t... I can’t believe them.”

You nodded, rubbing his shoulder, “I know, I’m sorry Evan,” you whisper, “I wish I could take this from you.”

“They’ve never acted like they even gave a shit about me, why would they start now?” he asked incredulously, rubbing his face with his hands. “C’mon, let’s go home,” he whispered, taking his hand into yours. 

You nodded, though took the keys from him. “Id rive,” you spoke quietly, “and we’ll go grab some milkshakes, and maybe some snacks for a movie night,” you suggested, leading him to the car.

He nodded, “Thank you,” he spoke quietly, pulling you into a bone-crushing hug. “I love you,” he murmured.

“I love you too, Buck,” you smiled, leaning up to give him a peck, before getting into the car and driving off.

[thewalrusespublicist]

Went to see Paul last night. I’m still on cloud 9 and can’t articulate anything so here are some disparate thoughts in no particular order:

The last hour is non stop banger after banger so if he tours again go to the bathroom BEFORE (missed Obla di 😭😭)

I like Come on to Me, sue me 

The crowd took a bit to warm up which was very annoying like c’mon even Jet they were mid energy (it got way better by the end)

Oh Darling playing before he came on in the context of all the Get Back graphics on stage made me suddenly very tinhat about that song. Not that they did it on purpose ofc but my brain connecting the contextual images and the lyrics was… well. All interpretation of course!

Not a big response to I’ve just seen a Face or Drive my Car! Incorrect crowd again. 

I loved In Spite of All the Danger. It got me weirdly emotional though with it being the first song they recorded and it having the line ‘I would do anything for you’ and the last words John said about Paul reportedly being ‘I would do anything for him’. Again not saying the initial song is about each other, it’s just one of the cosmos’ tragic little bookends 

Have the lyrics to Let Me Roll It been officially changed from she to he? Because it was he again tonight. I wasn’t hearing for it but it shot out when he sang it.

The graphics could do with some work, Paul you’re a billionaire gets some people on that. Though Get Back just being everyone smiling in the studio was so cute.

Reminded once again that McBeardy was the hottest man alive.

Weird that Something got a montage of George but Maybe I’m Amazed and Here Today had no pictures of Linda or John. I can see why with Linda in terms of jt being awkward for Nancy but still.

Hey Jude lasts forever but it was magic and I wanted it to go on longer. 

Paul forgot My Valentine and thought the guy reminding him was showing him a heart to say he loved him lmaoooo. He added it back in but it was wild to go from My Valentine to Maybe I’m Amazed. (Also why was Johnny Depp there?!!)

Paul was at his cuntiest and it was so funny. Just casually mocking peoples whooping and I love you’s (alpha bitch is at it again). 

Whoever that guy in the audience was that had gone 135 times I salute you. Wish it could be me. 

1985!!! My soul left my body my hands started seizing it was so SO good. 

Jet is a banger, sorry to that crowd I had a great time.

The girls with the ‘I love you more than yesterday’ sign I know what you are and you are so funny for that. 

Cried and beamed at Now and Then, it hits different in the arena (and a crowd favourite). It obviously means so much to Paul as well. Just emotional all round. 

Live and Let die is incredible but Paul the fire!!! The banging!! I was so stressed the entire time, how can he still hear?

HELTER SKELTER

Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime for those who enjoy whimsy (Paul telling the kids they did great was cute as hell) 

Ohhh that last medley really got to me (carry that weight…)

As a lot of others have said Paul’s voice is inconsistent. Sometimes it’s great and you can’t believe he’s doing it and other times he shows his age. 

Which brings me to…

I’m not sure Here Today would stay on the set list if it wasn’t the song for John. In fact I’m certain it would be off it as it’s too hard for Paul to sing now. That being said, I think he may have broke down a bit. I wish I had videod it because either he did the ‘no, no, no’ that he’s done the past couple of performances or it was just a singular emotional no. I can’t remember which but It took me off guard and it didn’t seem intentional. :(( Edit: seen it again by people who have kindly posted it online and it was just him struggling with the notes, yay for video, not yay for Paul’s vocal chords).

I did laugh when Paul was talking about telling people you love them and the crowd just started screaming I LOVE YOU at him like it’s not what he means guys.

Overall 10/10 one of the best nights of my life. 

[spookyghouly]

goodevening ghesties

i luckily tested negative for covid this morning meaning i was FINALLY free from quarantine isolation just in time to go to the ghost concert!! this is my 5th ritual in as many years and it may have been the best (though, you never forget your first 😉). here’s my ghost kia forum night 1 concert breakdown of best moments, in no particular order!

cumulus and aurora ghoulettes twirling each other, blowing kisses to each other, stroking each other’s cheeks. this one was for the dykes <3

popia, drawing out the ending to mary on a cross: “are you guys still saying cross?? I want you to say MARIJUANA!!!!!”

ABSOLUTION F U C K E D LIVE!!!!

Respite ALSO fucked like the BASS IN THE BEGINNING?? I FELT IT IN MY CHEST IN MY LUNGS, I THINK IT MADE MY HEART BEAT DIFFERENTLY. SOUL RESET. I almost cried when copia left the stage thinking about how this is probably my last time seeing him (I completely forgot the encore existed I was too swept up in It All ™ you know?)

Dancing Skeletons. They better release the film because I want to study it to learn their dance.

they had two stages set up, the normal one up front and a mini set up in the back with a grand piano and several chairs. more on that in a sec.

Seestor gave papa a boxing robe and gloves for “fighting” his way back from the small stage to the main stage. the crowd started barking at him to hype him up like he was actually about to enter a boxing ring lmaoo

when he got to the back stage papa said it was so nice to see the people in the back “in the stevie wonder seats” lmaoooo

then he said he wanted to bite us???? and had us all snarl at him like we were biting dogs. deranged behavior. love him.

okay no my true fav moment was the orchestral arrangement of if you have ghosts. it put me in such a throwback to the first ghost ritual I attended in london when he took time to introduce each band member just as ghoul. 5 years later and on another continent, it is an even more beautiful arrangement of the song. The band members were 2 cellists and a grand piano player—I couldn’t tell if the woman to the far right was playing a theremin or vocalizing—if anyone knows can you tell me?

the skeletons picked papa up at the stage right mini stage and had him like crowd surf on top of them all the way back to center stage it was AWESOME?? I hope they got a cool overhead shot of it for the recording.

they definitely knew we were all anxious he was dying tonight and there were many moments where papa faked us out that he was dying. after the first or second song he made a comment like “ah we are quickly approaching the end of this era” and later when he told us to “not be sad it’s almost over, you’ve had a good fucking time and then it must end” I couldn’t help but think he was talking about more than just the concert

on a related note, when the skeletons first came out in twenties they circled papa and I think it was a deliberate fake out/homage to when he ascended in mexico city last year when the nuns circled him.

met many delightful ppl giving away handmade bracelets, stickers, and trinkets, as well as someone who had scooped up a bunch of mummy dust bucks from the confetti gun and was passing them out by the exit 🥰💜 u people made my day

anyway here’s that haul:

this has been the update from new plushia at the forum, goodnight folks!

[alo-piss-trancy]

Hey! So happy you started v/3! I really hope you’re enjoying it so far! The ride is gonna be crazy ^^ ummm hoping I can soon ramble to you about it! Who’s your favorite character so far?

Yesss I'm really liking it! I think this one took the longest to get to the first trial (or at least it felt that way? I think I hit like 6 or 7 hours before we got into it) but it's been a lot of fun! The more 'neon' aesthetic this one has going on with the interface/character emojis is interesting too. Yesss I'll def ramble to you about it when I get further in omg, I've been dying to talk about it already!!!

I'm gonna try to finish the 1st trial tonight, I hit the intermission before bed last night lol. I'm grateful for those bc I forgot you can't really save in the middle of trials iirc 🥲

My three Big Favourites are:

1. Kiyo (Anthropologist guy) - I'm simping so hard for him jfc

Tied for 2nd. Gonta (big bug gentleman) & The Maid Lady

Given my obsession with Gundham Tanaka in SDR2, Kiyo & Gonta probably surprise none of y'all lmao

I also really like The Short Tennis Guy, KI-BO, The Mage Girl, and Kaede and Shuichi.

Most of the others pique my interest.

Except for 'Degenerate Male' girl and Kokichi. I want to like her and will probably warm up eventually, but her shtick is already seriously getting on my nerves. & I never thought a character could annoy me more than Nagito but Kokichi is doing it with all his constant crying and whining 🙃 Unfortunately I'm pretty sure he'll be in the game most of the time given he seems very important (at least from the sheer amount of memes and fanart I've seen over the years) so... I guess I'm stuck with him RIP. I hate his guts and not in a love-to-hate character way lol, but I'll admit he's got some HILARIOUS lines so far. His burns towards the others are lethal lmaoooo 🤣

Sorry to all u Kokichi fans 😔🙏 I know he's MEGA popular akflgl I'll try not to be too negative about him publically lol

Also I like the new Monokubs! I think Green, Yellow, and Pink are my faves. I have Theories about the cubs actually, but I need time to think it over... 🤔

But yeah!!! I think your faves were KI-BO, Shuichi and Kokichi iirc, right? At least I think you wrote about them a lot in your fics I have bookmarked lol

[artifeast]

THE KINGMAKER HISTORIES chapter 27: colette's inferno liveblog!!!

first off i legit just woke up 15 minutes ago from a dream about a new kingmaker ep. i forgot all the details except colette was trying to do some kinda magic ritual and eisen was for some reason wearing a cool outfit with a very fancy hat

margot promotion. good for her. also YAY NEPOTISM LMAO. OH MY GOD? TWIN?

it would be very funny if margot looked suspiciously, awkwardly similar to holzmann. she probably doesn't tho and if she did she'd have gotten that changed lol

MANDEL IMPRISONED?? NOOO

that was a VERY quick reconstruction of the castle. must be a lot easier with artifice magic and it no longer being made out of glass vhdgjvdfjg

LMAO ARIADNE. not holzmann's personal desk being susceptible to a simple lockpicking... LMAOOOO. WITH HER BONES?!?

W H A T. oh my godddd the psychological warfare... and. y'know, i refrained from mentioning it at the start out of politeness. but in my dream last night the magic ritual colette was trying to do DID require her to be naked. MY MINDDD. what a coinkydink lol

ohhh my godddd this is SO. FUNNY

holzmann is so scary inside a room.

what an fun little tussle. i love how the inclusion of magic can make little combat-escape attempts like this downright comical with the back-and-forth

CARNIVALE DRESS!!

but it's her birthday!! 🥺🥺🥺

what did they do. what did they do.

I MISSED HEARING THEIR SWEET VOICES... love colette's swift turnaround in tone hearing the stains are just wine

NOT TELSIE'S SIDEBURNS. LMAOOOO. TRAGIC!

WHAT THE FUCK. SEVERED FINGER IN THE POCKET

ohhhhh. (visiting SICC off-screen, eh... who could say what they got up to... LOL)

oooh! flashback to it! YAY FLIRTING

LMAOOO COLETTE. girl i thought it was a given they were younger than you... ohhh poor colette

SHE'S LIKE AN AMOEBA...?

very cute how eisen and telesphore are comforting her <3 though like. 26 was a dark year for eisen, wasn't it... not that we know much at all about that era of eisen. AH AND IT MUST'VE BEEN GRIM FOR TELSIE TOO HUH... if he came across the blur when he was 25, and was up to something sus in those early years?? damn... but hey, they're right. they lived!

the cat's pajamas!!! <3 <3 <3

RYE BREAD. YAYYY

noooo colette's sad voice :(

these idiots have never even heard of a trip sitter.

amazing. amazing start. the purple glow <3

YES confirmation that telesphore's hair used to be longer!! i thought so but hadn't gotten around to drawing it yet

you can't just ask an alien if he's a mammal or a reptile, colette!!

good neighbor nipples confirmed

EGGS?

colette's mindddd!!! her plans!!! awww, eisen, telsie...

THE LONG, LONG PAUSE AND THEN "YES" AT BEING TOO GOOD FOR THEM NOW THAT SHE'S 26. JHFVSJHVFHVD

awww.... colette... ;~; also WATCH OUT!

ohhh twisted. nightmare experience.

"big stupid eyes like a baby cow" <3

....EISEN... KNIFE GAME... NO........

ohhh poor colette.... i looove the sound design here tho

everyone please clap for colette for possibly-coincidentally narrowly saving the life of some random drunk person. ig her just randomly exploding completely innocent people doesn't come up too often nowadays cuz usually she's 1. sober enough to control it better and 2. usually around not-so-innocent people when she gets really worked up

RIP TELSIE'S SIDEBURN

one of the Strangers... tel's asking good questions tho. who does keep a shaving kit in their pocket

goodbye, bread hat...

WHAT WHO'S THAT

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUUUUGE NEWS FOR MEEEE IN PARTICULAR!!!!!! TATZELWURM!!!!!!!!!! CHILDHOOD PET CONFIRMED!!!! [gnawing gnawing gnawing gnawing on these vitally important scraps of physical description]

miska the cutest voice ever

is that zuwie lefou? [checks] YES IT IS!!! YAYYY YIPPEE

obsessed with this harpsichord music. this whole scene actually. AMAZING

240 years ago... 6yo ickle baby telsie

CLUTCHING MY HEAD SCREAMING. ✨TELESPHORE DARK LORE✨ THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!!!!!! they sent him to earth. they Sent him. ohhhh he was some sorta spything or assassin WASN'T he. EEEEE

SATAN WITH HER FATHER'S VOICE

truly eisen and telesphore are sooo lucky they aren't dead

COLETTE.... her corruptible mind indeed... tee hee

POISON BREATH. i think they hunted burrowing creatures. i'm imagining them domesticated with a similar niche to dachshunds but their poison breath flushes out the prey like smoke does

colette and telsie are so cyute <3

LMAOOO EISENN FLIRTING WITH THE COMBINE HARVESTER. OBSESSED

oh yeah. colette's previous birthday was uniquely nightmarishly awful, huh. even this mess of a day was substantially better LOL. she's got friendsss <3

ooooh. scary tyrannical commands from mr. president himself!

pfft leonid's fun stint in the army didn't last long... well, ig it's been a good few months. he hasn't really shown up much recently, though

using ariadne's son as leverage is gonna go toootally well!!

WHAT! AN! EPISODE!!! EVERYTHING i could want. ariadne vs holtzmann mishaps, two of my favorite villains!!! delicious sound design!! very very sweet IW&C interactions I MISSED THEMMM... colette moral crisis!! rip eisen's offscreen mishaps but i can't complain cuz SOOO much good stuff happened. and it was funnier only hearing about them briefly. TELESPHORE DARK LORE HINTS ONCE MORE!! almost more important than that TATZELWURM. TATZELWURM!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is enough crumbs to work off. i must draw them. Soon. this ep was SO MUCH FUN

[scrolls up] oh this one wound up a mile long didn't it. oops

[unabashedly-faulty]

Once again I forgot that when my parts cry out for help, my brain says SAY NO MORE BABYGIRL and then meets the need I am begging to be met. Truly my own savior. Sending facets of my psyche to help me. Gosh my brain loves me so much. I am thankful.

Also thankful to my sys. She got to see American healthcare last night video chatting me while I went to the ER. Did I get seen? Nope lmaoooo. Got an xray and shit went left. With the pain shot. Lack of response from doctors when my shoulder started blazing after they told me it shouldn’t. I went home because the other ER was packed. Took my meds. Put my pain vest on and let the electrodes trick my neurons into feeling no pain. It helped. I felt less pain today but also am I so dissociated I don’t feel my pain?

Life

[m1ckeyb3rry]

Mira protection squad rise up….dw just pull out the picture of Karasu in your wallet and just say ummm I’ve got a bf..!! /j but fr stay safe!!! It’s crazy how this still happens everywhere like leave people alone!!!

I’m crying the word count alone still has me REELING like omg….guys this is not a fic atp this could be a whole novel….

Ok wait but continuing I forgot to mention this is such a minor thing but THE TAJ MAHAL OUT OF HAIR??? I did not need that visual either oh my god

And not to worry! I turned back pretty fast I’d only gotten to the part where Karasu calls to talk about being captain and then I was really like ummm wait a minute….so all good!!! I fr was piecing together the story up till that point like “oooh ok in college….ok somehow we made a deal with Karasu got it…” LMAO my fault for running to read without actually reading properly before I started the actual fic portion!!

Ugh baby Karasu is so squishy…I can just imagine pinching his cheeks shdgsjshs speaking of that line where y/n is walking with him after his first game as captain and she compares his baby face to his current face “all angles and gloom and doom” LMAOOO ok but that swimming scene>>>> their bond >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

YAYOYUKI guys it’s just the quadruple Y ship Y to the fourth power LMAO I’m imagining yuki in that meme reaction pic with the person with their arms in the area and their chains breaking LMAOOO

NO IT WORKED SOOOO WELL!!! Honestly I think you’re the master of this like writing characters in love but they don’t know they’re actually in love yet…so good….chefs kiss…..but omg yeah with Aoyama!!! I loved how that was in the story too and you could feel the difference between their relationships!! I’m ngl though I’m not even deep in the fandom or even content in general but whenever I read Aoyama I kept thinking of the dude from mha LMAOOOO I know Aoyama isn’t a super u bc Lemmon last name but that was the first face that popped into my mind shsgsgshsh

The bfb sisters >>>>> ok but so real kaneshiro PLEASE give us NAMES this just reminds me of Barou’s LN too where his sisters are literally referred to as “the 1 year old” and “the 0 year old” like BRO JUST GIVE THEM NAMES!!!! I do really enjoy how we get to see both sides though!!! Like both being friends with the younger and older sister, very refreshing getting to read about both sides!!

NO BECAUSE I ALMOST SCREAMED HAHAHA like bro carried you to your apartment in the middle of the night, gave you water and food, cleaned you up and REMOVED YOUR MAKEUP and oops, to the streets he goes /hj….I also thought y/n hitting otoya up to ring her in was funny LOL I honestly live for the little interactions with other characters I love how it builds a whole little universe within the fic world!

Where would Karasu nation be without you…and OMG MORE KARASU REQS??? Guys Karasu nation is GROWING all thanks to you o7 gotta take a Karasu intermission LMAO but speaking of if there’s anything in the Hiori LN you want reinterpreted…don’t be shy..LOL I had it TLd but I think the wording needs some refining because it was definitely clunkier than the ones I did recently LMAO

Oooo omg plane ride again!! Manifesting no motion sickness to the airport..!!!! And no we knew in our hearts that you were cooking in silence….we trust….

-Karasu anon

LMAOOO WHIPPING OUT A BADLY EDITED PHOTO OF ME NEXT TO KARASU LIKE “so sorry but i’m actually married 🙄 yeah it’s a committed relationship so go away 🥱” JFJDJS i’m dead 😭 nah fr i don’t understand how it’s such a problem STILL but oh well 😐

apparently according to google a novel is anything above 40k words SO TECHNICALLY i did write an entire novel abt karasu based on a song from victorious 😭 that is the most ridiculous sentence i think i’ve ever formulated JFKSJFJSK what even…it’s what my man deserves though 💖

OH MY GOD THE TAJ MAHAL OUT OF HAIR it was actually a reference to this disney xd show that my brother, my best friend, and i watched as kids called lab rats and at one point one of the characters makes a “buckinghair palace” and is planning on making a “taj mahair” it was a very random reference LMAOAOA but i like throwing things in like that to make the world seem richer?? like i could’ve just had otoya say that his sister had a bad roommate but adding in that specific (and gross) detail just made it seem like there’s things going on in the background even when the reader isn’t there if that makes sense

LMAOO i can fr see how that would be confusing 😭 the 41.6k words really got to you huh 😰

HAHAHA no but y/n is so real for that because imagine you’re used to adorable squishy baby karasu and then all of a sudden BAM he’s all chiseled and gorgeous?? but you’re “not attracted” to him because he’s “like your brother” so you can’t even appreciate that part 😩💔

PLSSS yayoyuki my otp all those y’s mean they’re meant for each other 🤩 LMAOOO yukimiya breathing a sigh of relief that he’s actually chill for once

AHHH YESSS MY FAV TROPE i love when characters don’t understand their feelings it’s truly so much fun because it’s such a good way to create tension without feeling forced or annoying…yesss the way y/n and aoyama are chill but you can FEEL how she doesn’t love him but then her with karasu even though she doesn’t realize it the love they share just seeps into every interaction they have 🥹 PLSSS icl i know nothing abt mha and would prefer to keep it that way 😰 to be honest i just went on the japanese census and picked one of the earlier names on the list which happened to be aoyama (because it starts with an a i suppose)…no reference intended there

kaneshiro so allergic to women he won’t even give them names 😔💔 literally the only girls with names are isagi and bachira’s moms + anri 😭 i can never write a bllk fic without ocs because i NEED female friendships in my stories!! and agreed that it was rlly fun to see the difference in liking your friend’s older brother versus the younger brother as there are different associated stigmas and whatnot that come about from it

KARASU SAID “right let me just be the ideal bf real quick” AND GOT THE BOOT FOR IT 🥲 i can’t even blame him for kissing her/confessing at that point because wdym he went through all of that and then told you he’d never had a girlfriend because he was in love with someone who’d never love him back and you have the audacity to say “damn who would ever say no to you??” 😭⁉️ he’s more patient than me fr…okay but lowkey it’s so funny to me that he saw y/n when he was four years old and he IMMEDIATELY locked tf in…like THAT was the ONLY GIRL he wanted from that moment on 😩

otoya was so much fun to write in this au 😭 like the way he’s so nonchalant and all…he knows exactly what’s going on because he’s good w girls but he has 0 interest in getting involved because he needs to protect his peace!! like i said w the taj mahal thing i love throwing in little moments that make it seem like the characters all have their own lives separate from the plot…for example the “crazy girl” from otoya’s group project that he mentions very easily could be a love interest for him if you think abt it ☝🏻 like “crazy girl” just wants a good grade and slacker otoya thinks he can flirt his way out of doing any work but she’s having NONE of it and they end up falling in love based on that?? can you imagine he’s like two minutes late to the meeting and she’s like “where were you 😐” and he’s like “my roommate’s older sister’s best friend was showing me where to get non-keurig coffee” and she doesn’t even believe him because she’s heard many dumbass excuses in her life and that is the worst one yet 😭 idk that’s just a random example but it’s just fun for me to throw in those random little threads!! i think like you said it really helps to build a universe within the story and make the plot as well as all of the characters feel more whole and well rounded as opposed to flat and one dimensional 🤩

at this point i think i’m basically a karasu account LMAOO nobody remembers my roots as a nagi fan anymore 😟 yes i have a couple of reqs for him which is rlly exciting!! eek i’ve been having trouble getting into the hiori mindset but i NEED TO because those two reqs are from my 500 follower milestone event which was ages agooo like they’re literally from JUNE 😭 ugh trust i will cook when i get the chance though!!

YESS PRAYING NO MOTION SICKNESS!! we still have a little less than a week left before we leave so going to relax and enjoy the vibes but tbh i am excited to return to america…the glorious land of ubiquitous air conditioning and everyone wearing deodorant…LMAO 😭🙏🏻

[angeltism]

YEAH BEING ON ANON FOR A WHILE WILL BE FUN and i did stay up like a lot last night but don't worry about it im actually super used to doing that LMAO alright ALRIGHT TIME FOR THE QUESTIONS oh lord you cant add a read more in asks. uh. sorry to all aqua followers HSJSHSJHS

1- i think we share like a Lot of fandoms actually! basing this off of your extended media you know rentry btw. UHM im a huge huge fan of prsk, honkai star rail, tbhk, bsd, milgram, vocaloid, undertale/deltarune and i think that's it? i wont go into much detail about other fandoms im in because one specific interest of mine could give away the whole answer to my mystery to some of our shared mutuals JSHSHSHDH but aside from that one im also into enstars bandori and some other rhythm games! not really sure what else to add to that list honestly i forgot everything i have ever liked in my life, i also have many irls from those medias :3

2- honestly? i have been having the biggest labels crisis of my life these past few weeks so pronouns aren't something i really have the ability to specify rn, just use whatever you feel like at the moment and i will be more than happy! curious to see what your perception of my gender ends up being so i can get closer to an answer to my, uhm, current dilemma! HSJSHSHJSJSJ

3- OH UH ITS ALL VOCALOID I THINK i can't really say i have specific artists i like outside of that... maybe will wood and that's, really it. aside from just those two its all specific songs from different artists yeah. BUT IT'S DIFFERENT WITH VOCALOID BECAUSE I CAN KINDA DISCERN WHICH PRODUCERS I LISTEN TO MORE! also some utaites i listen to like a looot, one example is Ado! onto vocaloid producers my favorites ever are Syudou (producer of Usseewa!) and Van De Shop (producer of Pheles!), aside from those two i listen to like a lot more just not with that much frequency (its mostly just one specific song or songs i like from those producers. yeah)

4- i have like a gazillion but lately i have grown very attached to periwinkle blue!

5- FOR LIKE A MONTH OR SO? I HONESTLY DONT REMEMBER JSSHSJSSHJSH as for the reasons... in many ways i realized we are like extremely similar (mostly with the yearning and the love and all that yknow) and that just made me start feeling more and more attracted to you because hey! she gets almost all of the things i experience! and well here we are now

6- i can confidently say fried chicken is my favorite food in this whole wide world, as for sweet stuff im kinda. basic. yeah its chocolate HSJSHSJSHDH

- 💌 anon (honestly sometimes i get scared i might end up not pressing the anon button and then ruin the whole surprise. eek!)

LMAOOOO it's ok the mewtuals will forgive uu . they have to or else /silly j

although WOWW OMG YEAH WE DO SEEM KINDA SIMILAR ?? W taste in media and music and colors (<- loves blue . is it obvious ehe) and wowow for like a month . . . wowowowow . . . . that's honestly impressive n kinda endearing wow <3

also i'll purrobably be defaulting to they/them i suppose since idk . for me . i can't rlly assume genders esp for beings i know online ? like my brain soorta can sometimes but other times just . nope . n i can't rlly think if uu give me more masc or fem or just neu vibes . . . like loveletter anon is loveletter anon . to me . y'know . but i hope uu figure out uur identity soon , lol , i know questioning can be kinda eeeh to go through (<- started calling myself genderqueer/multigenderqueer to avoid trying to find out any specifics bc i'm just Me and i'm just Queer Of Gender and other than that idfk lol)

also fried chicken is so good . . . i can't rlly handle bone-in stuff bc of my sensory issues (icky gross for my brain) but flavor-wise it's soo good omg . i just have to like , cut/rip it off of the bone before i eat it . and chocolate is a simple but rlly good pick honestly . it's like 90% of the sweets i eat bc ice cream takes freezer space , baked goods need to actually be made , etc etc . . . ooo wait i'm curious do uu like dark , milk or white better . purrsonally i like dark n milk :3

[i4bellingham]

INSTAGRAM FILES: jude bellingham x reader x jamal musiala

SYNOPSIS: in which you and jude announce your break up and the events that soon follow after.

NOTES: please ignore the errors i made lol i freaking love doing social media au’s can you guys tell? 😍

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user1 YOU'RE BACK IN UR HOMETOWN !!!

user2 dortmund probably wasn't such a good place huh :/

alphonsodavies you should visit us at allianz arena soon!

yourusername will do phonzy!

user3 hasn't she just broken up with jude last month? 😟

user4 lmao she's been friends with musiala way before she even met jude 🤣

jamalmusiala10 lass uns bald mit den anderen losziehen ❤️ let's go out with the others soon

yourusername ja, lasst uns! yes, let's

user5 what on earth is happening 🙁

　

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jamalmusiala10 herzlichen glückwunsch zum geburtstag an meinen seelenverwandten. du hast das grösste herz und die grösste liebe für jeden, aber es ist eine schande, dass nicht jeder das schätzt und sieht. denk immer daran, dass ich für dich da bin. ich liebe dich, nochmals herzlichen glückwunsch zum geburtstag ❤️ happy birthday to my soulmate. you have the biggest heart and love for everyone, but it's a shame that not everyone appreciates and sees that. always remember that i am here for you. i love you, happy birthday again.

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yourusername danke, bambi. ich habe großes glück, dich als freundin zu haben. cih leibe dich ❤️ thank you, bambi. i’m very lucky to have you as a friend. i love you

user1 JAMAL CALLED HER HIS SOULMATE AGAIN 😭❤️❤️

user2 atp i think we can say miss girl dated the wrong football player 😭😭

user3 he stopped calling her that (& vice versa) when she was still dating jude omfg my heart

user4 y/n l/n, through the eyes of jamal musiala 🥺

yourfriend lass uns bald zusammen essen gehen! let's have dinner together soon

　

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user1 lmfao that's literally jude and y/n

user2 jude cheated? 😟🙁

user3 man i used to root for them to last too ://

yourfriend just shows you can’t trust most guys these days 😐

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user4 that's so hypocritical of the girl lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣 miss girl be upset that her famous and well loved man is cozying up with diff girls when she's out there flaunting her flirty ass relationship with her bsf 🤣🤣

user5 you're so fucking stupid harvard’s knocking at your door.

user6 the difference is that j*de did it while he was still in a fucking relationship. y/n on the other hand had been best friends with musiala since they were kids and continues to be the best of friends until now. if she decides to start a relationship with him why not? she's known him longer than she's ever known jude and truthfully, musiala acts more of a decent boyfriend than j*de ever was to her 😐

user7 user6 slay bestie. roast that fatherless bitch

　　　

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user1 that caption though 😍

user2 date night 🙊

yourfriend looking stunning my love ! 😍💋

yourusername i miss you! we should get that dinner soon when you're back!

user3 after their breakup went viral more football players started following her oh my lord 🤭

jamalmusiala10 ❤️❤️❤️

user4 WAIT ARE Y'ALL TOGETHER OR WHAT ?????

user5 lmfao u forgot jude that easily? 🤣

user6 it's been 7 months bestie move the fuck on

yourmom beautiful 😍

yourfriend2 the audacity to have to look this beautiful 😩

[sydmarch]

omg ok so the show tonight was tons of fun but GOD the fucking guest dj sucked so bad usually its someone we know like fred from tbs or ryan key or william beckett but tonight they made this HUGE deal of introducing Ryan cabrera & me and my friend are just like who the fuck is that. and he was the worst guest dj they've ever had like did not let a single song finish playing, all these weird glitches in his set like played ain't it fun & had to start it over 3 times played all these pop songs like HELLO we are at emo night. if we wanted to listen to lady gagatheres four gay bars within walking distance we would be at instead & half of the time he did play an actual emo song it was an edm or club remix like the WORST xlub remix of still into you where the beat didn't match, edm I write sins, edm welcome to the black parade, sugar were going down. it was SOOOO BAD thank god me & my bestie I always go with are both haters so we were shit talking & laughing the whole time but GODDDD & he went for an HOUR they never give a guest dj that much time it's 12-3:30 that's way too fucking long

do like by the time he was done I was so annoyed & had had a couple veers so they're like give it up for Ryan I literally was alternating between a middle finger and thumbs down and booing and yelling you suck fuck you LOL idk what got into me like after I booed the first time kinda quietly the dude behind me was like yeah that guy was trash & it encouraged me too much so I was just yelling after that LOL. some other dude comes up to me & is like "why's he a bad person?" & im like idk if he is or not. he's a bad dj. & he's like oh yeah lol he sucked LMAOOOO. & after his set he just kept fucking TALKING and TALKING me & the guy behind me were like "MUSIC! PLAY SOME FUCKING MUSIC!!" thankfully after that Jordan our best friend Jordan the good dj came on & played chop suey immediately & you could tell the entire crowd had been waiting for all the dance remixes to finally fucking end bcus it was like the craziest I'd ever seen the pit at one of these shows like guys were doing flips in the air one dude got kicked in the face.

& I'd wanted to look up the guest dj dude but forgot his last name (no service in the venue or I woukdve done it when we were like who is he) so I was asking people in the bathroom if they remembered his name or knew him & this girl's like "he's some fuckinf nobody one hit wonder from like 2003. he was on the hills I think" & this other girl was like yeah he sucked like I like edm but that's not what we came here for & im like YOU GET IT!!! anyway thank god Jordan closed out the show w an hour of good music lmao

[sophsun1]

(not so fun) fact: i started watching qaf last year because this fanvid showed up in my youtube recommendations and i watched it out of boredom/curiosity. and that scene you just giffed was in the video, except in the video it didn't last for very long and so i couldn't judge context. i thought it must be either a cute or a sexy scene and when i first started watching i was waiting impatiently THE WHOLE TIME for that scene to come up and IMAGINE MY HOROR when i learned the context sjsjsjsj :''(

Hey!

Oh my god, lmao you played yourself!

I actually love that you sent this ask because there's some similarities there to my experience of how I discovered qaf and britin. And now this gives me an opportunity to ramble incoherently as I do about it :)

So I used to see gifsets of Brian around tumblr here and there from people I followed in another fandom and occasionally see them discuss a couple called Britin and a song called Lover's Spit or something being so important (flashforward to future self - SO IMPORTANT AHHH) I often wondered what the show was about and who he was as the iconic if i'm not fucking you quote/mon amour chin bite scene etc would pop up alongside the age old discussion of Brian/Michael/Justin.

Like you one night years later I couldn't sleep and was bored and the universe spoke to me and said why don't you check that couple out on youtube to see what the fuss was, so I did. The first scene I ever saw was the mansion proposal of all things and first impressions were it's an older guy/younger guy vibe and the scene was the emotionally repressed older guy professing his love for the younger one and that the outfits they were wearing were extremely hideous.

Now I always assumed from what I would read that Brian and Michael were an actual couple and that when Justin came along it transpired into a love triangle with Brian having to ultimately decide between Justin and Michael for his true love asdfgjhkdkdjs. I wasn't completely wrong hehe 😂

Anyway I mostly forgot about them as I wouldn't see them a lot it was really rare and I just continued in my other fandom.

Watching all these without context was v interesting and confusing as I could only find like you fanvids but I wanted actual scenes so I could try and work out what was happening. So the few clips I saw were the 3x08 intern scene with the it'd be a pleasure to work under you sir. I thought oh so he goes to work for the older guy at some point and I thought Brian was a teacher for some reason lmaoooo but to be fair the clip was literally just that short scene so I had no clue.

Then came the stockwell scene where Brian has sold all his stuff as the concerned citizens and then finally what clinched it for me was I saw the prom dance and I was like wow, all the feels. The next day I hunted down a streaming link watched the show, still mildly confused and the rest is history. I became an unhinged superfan, searched them on tumblr found zero activity, taught myself to gif and I've never known peace since 💕

The End.

P.S I love hearing about how people discovered them whether it was from a friend, from gifs or if they experienced it live. I can't imagine the intensity of that, especially back then in the 2000's.

[babyboibucky]

Devil’s Mark: Take You To Heaven

Pairing: CleanRockstar!Bucky x Fem!Reader

Summary: Months after your encounter with the devil, you cross paths with him again.

Word Count: 3.5k

Warnings: TW! Drug use, oral (F receiving), fingering, unprotected high p in v sex, face slapping, titty slapping, spanking, choking, slight degradation, blasphemy (??? idk but this has a lot of bible references), anal play (F receiving), implied edging, creampie, MINORS I BEG OF YOU DNI

A/N: If anybody comes for his ass again I will fucking delete this entire series lmfao and this was indulgent in a way that I added and emphasized unnecessary shit just to prove that he is clean as fuck LMAOOOO

Shoutout to @borikenlove and @lokiscollar​ who have been begging me to finally update this shit after months of abandoning it, I lub u both for loving Clean!Rockstar!Bucky 🥰 and also to my lil baby Mango @aquahogcodes​ for helping me out decide on some stuff skskskks 😈

Devil’s Mark Masterlist || MAIN MASTERLIST

How do you repent for a sin that you wanted to keep on committing?

That encounter with Bucky and how you felt afterwards left you conflicted. It wasn’t something you were supposed to enjoy, to reminisce about, to touch yourself to on nights you usually prayed. It was a deadly sin and you wanted to kneel down and pray for forgiveness but instead, you found yourself dreaming about being on your knees in between Bucky’s thighs.

The scar that the cigarette burn left on your thigh only made it harder for you to revert back to your life before you’d met Bucky.

The daylight was your denial, filled with regrets and empty promises to completely forget about Bucky and how he made you feel. But come the darkness and you were back to the person you never intended to become— one who was desperate to sin over and over again.

So when you caught a glimpse of the devil promoting his upcoming road tour, you made sure to take a mental note of all the locations he was going to visit and which of those were the easiest for you to travel to.

-

You waited patiently for Bucky as soon as his show was over and ironically, you started praying to ask for enough courage for a confrontation. This was wrong, this was so wrong but the thought of Bucky making you his the same way he did to you made your body buzz from desperation.

“You’re killin’ me, sugar.”

Even his voice alone made you shudder from desire, and hearing that pet name only made your desire for him a little too much to handle. Your thighs clenched and your mouth parted as a shaky breath slipped past your quivering lips.

You turned around and you finally saw him again but your excitement died down as soon as your eyes landed on the woman who was clinging on to him, giggling at the pet name he used on her.

Bucky looked the same as the last time you saw him, messy black hair and kohl-rimmed eyes that only emphasized his gaze. He was clad in a black, short-sleeved button down shirt that was left open, showcasing the tattoos you had memorized just by spending a night with him. The woman next to him started pressing kisses on his neck as they walked and it left a bitter taste in your mouth. Your throat dried up when your eyes met Bucky’s as he neared where you stood, sending a wink your way before brushing past you.

You scoffed and before you knew it, you caught up with him and blocked his way with a scowl on your face. The woman glared at you and tried to tug Bucky away but he stood still, staring at you with an amused grin.

“Can I help you, pretty girl?” he asked.

Bucky didn’t recognize you, he actually forgot about you and how he marked you on that night. Ignoring the pang of pain that struck your chest, you stood your ground and called him out on his bullshit.

“You have got to be kidding me.” you said.

Bucky laughed, bringing a hand up to rub at his stubbled chin. “That frown on your pretty face says that I must have fucked you and then forgot about it.”

You scoffed, unable to believe that Bucky wasn’t even denying that he had totally forgotten about you. Was it even worth all the time and effort to come and see him again? Suddenly, regret washed over your entire being and you wanted nothing more than to run away.

“I fucked you didn’t I?” Bucky asked again, cooing at the woman beside him when she whined about not having his attention.

Not sure whether you wanted to get involved again, you refused to answer Bucky’s question until he clicked his tongue, grabbing your chin and forcing you to look up at him.

“I asked you a question, pretty girl. Did I fuck you real good that you decided to come crawling back to me?”

Bucky had a way with his words and touches. In that moment, you were no longer his sugar whom he corrupted. You were his pretty girl and you’d do anything to make sure he’d remember you this time.

“Yes.” you whispered.

Bucky hummed, taking his bottom lip in between his teeth. The lust in his eyes was there yet again and being on the receiving end of it made you feel high. His hand on your chin moved to cup your jaw as his thumb ran along your lips. And just like the first time you met him, you were so entranced by his charm that you completely forgot about the other woman next to him.

Bucky watched how you easily allowed his thumb to move past your lips, flicking your tongue against the pad and then sucking it into your mouth.

“Hmm, fuck.” he grunted before pulling his thumb back and then looking at the woman beside him, cursing her to scram despite her protests.

“How about a trip down memory lane, pretty girl?”

-

Bucky’s trailer was unlike any other trailer you’ve seen. Given that he was popular, it shouldn’t be surprising how huge it was. The familiar scent of leather and smoke invaded your senses, bringing you back to the reason why you came here in the first place.

“When and where did we fuck?” He asked, a cigarette stick hanging loosely on his lips.

He had always been so casual and straightforward about everything. Even after he had tainted you, you still couldn’t get used to it. You felt your cheeks heat up at his question as you awkwardly stood in the middle of his trailer.

“You’re so fuckin’ shy, it makes me wanna ruin you and your pretty face.” Bucky commented as he lit up his cigarette, keeping his eyes on you as he took a long drag.

“I mean, I probably did.” He said with a shrug before approaching you, “So c’mon and remind me.”

You pursed your lips, taking Bucky’s hand in yours while hoping he’d ignore how cold your palms were. You brought his hand onto your right knee, slowly sliding it up beneath your dress. Bucky’s fingers were quick to graze your skin until it reached the small bump on the inside of your thigh.

Bucky’s eyes slightly widened and just like that, a tinge of familiarity appeared on his face. He chuckled out loud as he shook his head.

“No fucking way.” He said, pinching your thigh before taking a step back.

“You’re that sugar. Fuck.” Bucky said.

“Don’t call me that.” You snapped, hating how Bucky must have probably called every woman he fucked by the same name.

You didn’t mean to sound so jealous, but you wanted Bucky to yourself. You’d given in to him, forgot about your morals and you let him desecrate you. He fucking burned a scar on you so it was only right for him to be yours as much as he claimed you to be as his.

“Aww you wanna be special, don’t you? Want me to be yours and only yours, my pretty girl doesn’t like to share?” Bucky asked as he played with the hem of your skirt.

“I don’t…I’m not…” you sputtered.

Every single time Bucky subjected you under his gaze, you felt intimidated. One second you’re confident but right in his presence you’d cower. Your hands twitched at your sides as Bucky stared at you, just taking in your entire form as if he was undressing you with his eyes.

“You’re always so fucking tensed around me, pretty girl. Gotta loosen you up a bit, get all nice and ready for me, hm? You wanna do that for me? That’s why you came here to see me, didn’t you?” he asked, his tone patronizing.

Bucky didn’t seem to have the patience to wait for an answer because he never gave you enough time to even think about your decisions. For some reason, it worked for you, having someone decide for you was thrilling.

And when Bucky does it to you, you would always give in the same way Eve took the forbidden fruit from the devil.

Bucky sat you down on his couch next to him before leaning towards the coffee table. You watched him as he took out a tiny plastic bag containing a white powder, pouring it on the table and then proceeded to create two lines out of it. The way his fingers moved put you in a trance, remembering how those fingers felt inside of you.

“You ever done something like this?” he asked, you timidly shook your head.

His devilish grin made your heart race; without saying a word, Bucky bent down to snort the first line expertly like he’d done this plenty of times now. He growled as he rolled his shoulders, throwing his head back to savor the effect of cocaine.

Bucky then turned to you, “Your turn, pretty girl.” he said.

“I don’t do drugs, Bucky.” you hesitated, biting your lip.

Bucky pouted, “Baby, you’re disappointing me right now.” he said, taking your chin in between his index finger and thumb.

He tugged at your bottom lip, releasing it from your teeth before slamming his mouth on yours in a bruising kiss. A whine escaped your throat when he quickly pulled back. Bucky squinted as he looked at you, bringing his knuckles up to gently brush at your cheekbones.

“Thought you were a good girl? C’mon on now, do this for me. I promise it’ll make the fucking so much better.” he groaned.

Still, you couldn’t bring yourself to agree. You let out a shaky sigh and shrugged your shoulders.

“You do know that good girls go to heaven, right?” he asked again, tipping his head to catch your gaze.

You nodded.

“Yeah? How ‘bout you be my good girl and I’ll bring you there myself.”

-

If this was truly heaven, then your bible study friends were right about it. It was exhilarating, as if your senses were heightened, making you feel the most alive you’d ever been. You weren’t sure if it was the drug that made you feel that way or if it was how Bucky’s tongue and fingers were working their magic against your weeping cunt as you laid there on his couch, completely naked.

Maybe it was the combination of both.

Head thrown back against the armrest, you kept your eyes closed as you continued to moan out loud while Bucky flicked his tongue against your sensitive nub while his fingers expertly slipped in and out of your gushing pussy. He groaned against your folds, taking his fingers out to force them inside your parted mouth.

“Like your taste, yeah? So fuckin’ sweet and you smell so good.” he groaned and licked his way up to your ribs, nibbling at your skin before moving to take your pebbled nipple into his warm mouth.

Lost in the pleasure, you failed to notice that Bucky reached for the plastic again, dusting a messy line of powder on top of your tits. He snorted the powder and then bit your nipple, making you yelp out from the pain as you sat up straight.

“That hurt?” Bucky taunted before bending down to do it again, this time harder.

You grunted in response and as if on impulse, slapped Bucky on the cheek before gasping out loud. Bucky hissed as he tilted his head at you, eyes dark but not from anger. He opened his mouth as if to adjust his jaw, chuckling darkly before kissing you.

“You aren’t as innocent as I thought you were.” he said, gripping your neck and squeezing it a bit until your eyes fluttered. “I fucking like it.” he rasped out before letting go of your throat, only to slap your tits instead.

Bucky was fucking controlling. He liked having the upper hand in bed, whatever he says, goes. And you were not bothered by it, not even a little. You should be though; everything that you have been doing ever since Bucky stepped into your life was pure sin to the point that you, as a person, was already a sin in itself.

If Bucky was the devil, you were the ultimate sin.

His touches burned your skin, as if leaving a trail of fire as he licked his way back down to your aching cunt. Bucky demanded that you kept your eyes at him as he dusted off some more cocaine along your inner thigh, close to your bikini line. Your eyes were lidded, your sight a bit hazy but the view of Bucky in between your legs with his pupils dilating as he bent down to snort more cocaine easily burned into your brain.

“Got me so fucking addicted to you.” Bucky murmured against your skin, his nose reaching your mound when he finished snorting his coke.

And then his mouth latched back onto your sensitive clit, his tongue’s assault on your pussy even rougher and harder now as he continued eating you out.

Bucky did take you to heaven, but he also took you in more ways than one— on your hands and knees on the ground, on your back against the counter and now, on your front pressed against the glass wall of his shower.

However, not once did he allow you to reach your climax and the throb to experience your sweet release was borderline painful that you were beginning to fight for dominance.

Hands pressed flat against the glass wall, you started pushing back against Bucky as he thrusted into you, meeting his hips in an attempt to get yourself off. Bucky stopped, noticing what you were doing and landed a hard spank on your already red ass cheeks, a clear print of his hand beginning to take form on your skin.

“Someone’s so fucking desperate to cum.” Bucky darkly chuckled, reaching around to squeeze your breast before slapping it hard, making you whimper.

“Please…” you whispered, resting your forehead against the glass as you felt your entire body shiver from its desperate need for pleasure.

You had never felt this needy before, as if you were going to combust but the fucking was so good, as Bucky promised. Being high on drugs was something you never saw yourself getting into, but having it run through your veins made every drag of Bucky’s cock against your walls made it ten times better. You could feel every ridge, every pulse and every hit against your cervix to the point of pain.

The good kind of pain though. One that you’d feel for days, weeks and maybe months to come.

Bucky’s rough palms left your waist for a brief moment before you heard the faucet squeaking. The lukewarm water that was cascading down your back slowly increased in temperature until smoke and fog enveloped you both in the shower.

“What does my pretty girl want?” Bucky asked, his palms caressing your ass, spreading your cheeks open as he observed your pulsating cunt.

“Want to cum, Bucky…” you mumbled, pressing your cheek against your arm as you kept your palms flat against the glass.

Bucky chuckled, landing another spank on your ass. “Can’t fuckin’ hear you.” he mocked.

“Cum, I want to cum.” you said, louder but not still not enough for Bucky to continue fucking you.

Bucky ran his fingers through his hair, sweeping them back before slowly pulling his cock out from your pussy until only the tip was in, grunting when he felt your walls clench him.

“Look, if you want me to continue fucking you, you gotta fuckin’ earn it. Don’t want me to forget about you again now, do we?” he asked in a patronizing tone that struck a nerve.

Sure, you might not be like the other women he might have fucked. You were plain and simple, wore long dresses instead of mini skirts and opted for flats over heels. You didn’t wear a ton of make-up, didn’t wear push-up bras that would make it look like your tits were spilling out from your dress, you weren’t them.

But you were you and you were going to prove to Bucky that it would be a mistake for him to forget about you. Again.

So you gave him what he wanted.

You begged like a sinner pleading for mercy during a confession.

“Please fuck me, need your cock to split me open. Want you to use me, want all your cum inside of me. Bucky, please. Need you, need to feel you so bad. I want it, I want to be yours and yours alone.”

Filth and profane words flew right out of a good girl’s mouth. It could be the drug, could be the utter desperation to make you say those words. But you also realized that this wasn’t who you have become, this was who you truly are and that maybe, you were never a good girl in the first place.

Bucky just made it easier for you to discover the sinner hiding beneath your purity.

As soon as you were done begging, you felt the way Bucky’s cock engorge within your cunt. Without a word, Bucky continued to fuck you hard and fast. The water temperature kept rising, not too hot to scorch your skin but hot enough to make you dizzy. You could literally feel your eyes crossing from the way Bucky was barely pulling out as he fucked you relentlessly.

His hands were gripping your hips tightly, pulling you against him whenever he thrusted into you. Bucky’s grunts and growls grew louder and louder, turning you on even more.

“You fuckin’ belong to me now, you hear me?” he hissed, placing a thumb against your puckered hole making you shiver.

You nodded, pushing your ass back to meet Bucky’s thrusts and this time, he let you and even praised you for being his obedient little pet.

“Yours, Bucky. Yours!” you squealed when you felt Bucky slip his thumb into your asshole, pumping it in and out at the same speed his cock was fucking your pussy.

The heat, combined with the sounds Bucky was making and the pleasure from both your holes being penetrated elevated your pleasure to a whole ‘nother level. The coil in your abdomen snapped and you violently came, your wetness gushing around Bucky’s cock.

Your orgasm came with no warning and it almost felt like your soul left your body. You could feel the pleasure spread from your fingertips to all the different parts of your body, making you spasm from the aftershocks.

“Fuck, shit! Fucking hell!” Bucky growled, wrapping an arm around your waist when he felt his balls tighten.

A couple more quick thrusts was all it took for Bucky to finally cum, spilling his seed inside of you. He breathlessly laughed as he pulled his cock out, watching his cum drip out of your swollen pussy down to your thighs. Your skin was red from the hot water, your ass imprinted with Bucky’s palm and your face, god...Bucky thought you looked divine like that.

Ruined as fuck.

“You make a good pet, pretty girl.”

It was the last thing you heard before you slipped into unconsciousness.

-

Your entire body was aching when you stirred awake. It took you a few minutes to fully comprehend what was going on. You were inside Bucky’s room in his trailer, fully naked beneath the grey duvet of his bed.

Judging by the sound of the shower in the bathroom and your damp hair, you weren’t out that long. Sitting up and pulling the cover up to your chest, you winced at the pain in between your legs. You moved a bit and whimpered when you felt a sting on both your ass cheeks. Turning to your side, you looked back and noticed how red your skin was.

The sound of the shower stopped and soon enough, Bucky stepped out with a white towel wrapped around his waist. He was drying his hair with another towel and it was almost surreal to see him do something so mundane. Droplets of water cascaded down from his neck down to his tattooed abdomen, putting you into a daze.

Bucky’s freshly-showered scent enveloped your senses, bringing you back to reality. He stood at the foot of the bed, eyes never leaving yours as he moved. He glanced at you with a grin before picking up his worn pants on the floor, unsnapping the silver chain hanging from its belt hoops.

He then walked towards one of his drawers, taking out what seemed to be a thick leather collar.

“You know, I sorta regret that I forgot about you after fucking you for the first time.” Bucky admitted.

“But hearing you beg for me to make you my cumdump? Seeing you turn into a fuckin’ whore for me? I fuckin’ love that. Nobody ever looks at me the way you do, pretty girl. You look at me like I’m a fuckin’ god.” he chuckled, hooking one end of his chain onto the collar like a leash.

Lifting it up to your face, he smirked.

“So I’d like to keep you. What do you say about becoming my good little pet, munchkin?”

[shijiujun]

Okay I’ve decided to do a single rec after I finish one novel hahaha because if I wait to get around to it all it’ll never happen! Anyway because @sarah-yyy​​ has been reading it and I’ve gotten a lot of asks/replies on this, I’m just going to do one huge list for one of my faves so everyone knows what’s going on and where to find things XD

- Part of Min’s ‘Why You Should Read’ Series -

Summary: 

This is set in a historical setting where men can marry other men, but it’s usually reserved for sons who were not borne by the official main first wife of the patriarch of the family, i.e. a son born by a concubine in a family may be forced to marry a man to keep him from being able to become the next family’s patriarch for example. This is because any family’s next leader needs to be able to have children with a wife who married in as a zheng shi (lawful wife), and not a ce shi (second wife) or any other concubines/mistresses etc. Most of these men who marry other men have to take them as their zheng shi and lawful spouse in a sense, and the same goes for the royal family.

The story starts with third prince Jing Shao, who was forced to marry Mu Han Zhang, a Marquis’ second son, by the Empress and Emperor, thereby officially and effectively cutting him out of the race for the throne. He’s mocked by the public as everyone knows what this means, and for the next 10 years, he neglects Mu Han Zhang, blaming him for his predicament, and deliberately showers his three other concubines with affection in front of him, but 10 years later, when Jing Shao is accused of treason, everyone leaves him except for Mu Han Zhang. They are chased to the edge of the cliff by soldiers, and Mu Han Zhang dies in his arms having taken an arrow meant for him earlier, and Jing Shao jumps off the cliff with his dead body, and promises that if there’s a next life, he will do everything Han Zhang says, and love him.

He wakes up immediately on the night of his marriage with Han Zhang, and realizes that he’s been given a second chance to make everything right. Han Zhang is definitely afraid of him, humiliated and angry when he first wakes up after how rough Jing Shao was with him earlier on their wedding night, and he has no memories of their past life. Jing Shao then sets to SHOWER HAN ZHANG with affection, love and basically everything, because he realized that this is the only person who stayed by his side until the end, and then he falls in love with Han Zhang properly this time, and also deals with every single person who maligned and schemed against him in his previous life, with Han Zhang by his side.

Read: 

Novel (Online) | Novel (Print) - Not Available | Novel Translations | Manhua (You’ll have to download the KuaiKan app, the chapters are currently all free)

Characters:

1. 景韶 Jing Shao - 3rd Prince and is the first out of his three other brothers to be given a title 成王 (cheng wang). He’s referred to as 王爷, and also 小勺 (xiao shao) by Han Zhang. Went out on his first war when he was 14, and was thus given a title before any of his brothers. He’s known for being a merciless, cold and fierce army general/commander, but this was before his second life with Han Zhang, where he puts on like his doting mode and is basically a dumbass XD who listens to Han Zhang with a lot of trust, which is cool and all.

He marries Han Zhang when he’s 19, and in his first life he was very reluctant and resistant, and neglected Han Zhang for 10 years, until he was charged with treason and hunted down. 

In his first life he wanted to snatch the throne, even from his blood-related brother Jing Chen, but more out of spite than anything else because he felt he was dealt an unfair hand by having to marry Han Zhang. Not only that, but Jing Shao is not his father’s favourite son, and he always felt that the emperor was biased against him. Anyway, a huge accumulation of daddy and anger issues, which is fair.

When he realizes that Han Zhang died for him, he decides he will be good to Han Zhang if they are reborn in their next life.

2. 慕含章 Mu Han Zhang - The 2nd son of Marquis Bei Hou’s, born to a concubine. He’s called by his 表字 which is 君清 (jun qing) by Jing Shao. Official First Wife Bei Wei Hou-furen and her son (who is in line to inherit the Marquis title from his father) has bullied him all his life, and wanted to push him into greater desperation by marrying him to Jing Shao, knowing he will suffer at the hands of the supposed merciless/heartless wangye. He has a weak body because of an accident when he was younger, and in his first life he was really sick after being neglected for 10 years, and knowing this in their second life, Jing Shao does everything he can to take care of him.

He is incredibly smart, has a brain for business and sales, and is also very good at handling people, especially scheming ones. He aids Jing Shao in the beginning of their second life, and then Jing Chen later as well, as both brothers begin to fight to put Jing Chen on the throne, against the 1st and 4th Princes. Is an incredibly good tactician in war as well.

3. 景琛 Jing Chen - 2nd Prince, Jing Shao’s blood related older brother who is handsome af too. His title, given later in the novel, is 睿王 (rui wang). He was misunderstood by Jing Shao in the first life as Jing Shao thought it was his brother who led to him marrying Han Zhang, and because he’s not very good at expressing himself and shows his concern to Jing Shao by nagging at him, Jing Shao always thought he hated him. In their second life, Jing Shao already knows that Jing Chen loves him and did a lot for him in his first life, and so trusts his brother and supports him right off the bat, because Jing Chen is indeed the most suited person for the throne.

He has a wife and a concubine, 3 sons and 2 daughters at this point. He ends up helping Jing Shao a lot, and when he realizes that Han Zhang is way more adept at politics and the whole scheming thing than Jing Shao is, he begins trusting Han Zhang a lot more as well! There’s a surprise with Jing Chen hahaha which I loveee and could see, but wasn’t sure until they confirmed it in the last few chapters AHAHAHAHA.

Other Notable Characters:

1. Song Ling Xin (Second Wife) on the left, and two other concubines on the right

They’re pretty much vying for Jing Shao’s attention, but at this point apparently he hasn’t slept with any of them before. Song Ling Xin is the daughter of the Military Department’s Head Song An, and Jing Shao married her initially out of interest. The right most concubine (I forgot her name oops) was a gift given to him by his oldest brother, the 1st Prince. The two of them played a huge role in Jing Shao’s downfall back in his first life, and so in his second life, he especially detests Song Ling Xin. Plus the three of them keep bullying Han Zhang in the beginning, but thankfully Jing Shao is like: “Anything my Jun Qing wants”. They don’t stay around for long either, watch as Jing Shao gets rid of them like he’s swatting flies.

2. Xiao Yuan & Zhou Da-Ge

This is another male couple who’s been married for 7-8 years if I recall. Xiao Yuan is one of Jing Shao’s important allies and friends in the second life, because in Jing Shao’s first life, this was one of the only young officials in court who spoke up for him when the accusations of treason came about. Zhou Da-Ge is his husband, who is a cook running a restaurant in the city. Whenever Zhou Da-Ge bullies Xiao Yuan in bed a little too much, Xiao Yuan punishes him by making him wear colourful clothes out (pink, bright yellow, purple, etc.) and thus he has a reputation for being eccentric and a weirdo, but oh well, all for love.

3. Gu Huai Qing

One of Jing Shao and Jing Chen’s most powerful allies, and he becomes blood-sworn brothers with Jing Shao without realizing who he is. Later he takes a liking to Jing Chen.

(Will update with photos when they come out, but they’re a bit further into the story so we won’t have them for a few months yet ahahaha)

Amazing Scenes:

Jing Shao & Han Zhang first looks in the manhua

Jing Shao being THAT clingy husband and helping Han Zhang to wear his clothes properly so cute!!!!!

Han Zhang and Jing Shao in their first lives (10 years later), about to die, sad and then Jing Shao jumps down the cliff with Han Zhang’s corpse, regretful cuz he a dumb bij

Jing Shao unable to resist kissing Han Zhang’s cheek, realizes what he’s doing, and gets embarrassed LMAOOOO 没出息!!!!!!! (This is different from the novel, because in the novel Jing Shao just kisses and is done with that, the embarrassment part is drawn in only in the manhua hahaha)

Other Things I Like in the Novel:

Jing Shao is like, he does a 180 entirely and he is very cognisant of all his faults and what he did wrong previously, and how badly he treated Han Zhang, so he legit forces his brain to go “I will listen to Jun Qing from now on” and he really sticks to it!

Loves kissing and teasing Han Zhang, but doesn’t force him into bed after their wedding night, and instead goes to Xiao Yuan and asks for tips on how to make his partner feel less scared about sex

The both of them end up with a pet tiger?!! That’s called Xiao Huang (little yellow) LMAO

They nap together a lot which I love <3333

Jing Shao knows he’s bullied at home, so when they go back to the Marquis Bei Hou manor, he holds Han Zhang’s hand in front of everyone to let them know Han Zhang has someone to back him up

Brings Han Zhang to war because he “cannot concentrate if Jun Qing isn’t with me at all times” - and asks for special permission to do so

Han Zhang notes that since he married Jing Shao, as the ‘wife’ he is supposed to serve Jing Shao, but it’s always Jing Shao serving him - Getting water for him, bringing him to baths, putting clothes on for him, putting food in his plate if it tastes nice, massaging his back and waist etc. - and best is he doesn’t have to deal with any in-laws?!! HAHAHA

Jing Shao gets revenge on those who hurt Han Zhang when he was younger for him, and the outcome is pretty hilarious but well-deserved

EPILOGUES are cute af!!!!

[rosyronkey]

challenge to turn my url into a playlist, tagged by @mizumonou, @grahamcore, @synestheticbisexual, @sunking, and @willgrahamscock because HOLY SHIT i forgot about this lmao

tried to theme it sad cowboy/indie and that one cimafunk song bc that's all i listen to anyway

Fresh Concrete by Bears in Trees

I Wanna Be Yours by Arctic Monkeys

Less and Less by Matt Maltese

The Night We Met by Lord Huron

Heart It Races (Cover Version) by Dr Dog

Young and Beautiful by Lana Del Ray

Fairytale by Alexander Rybak

Esto Es Cuba by Cimafunk

August (acoustic) by flipturn

Start the Morning by Givers & Takers

Telepatia by Kali Uchis

Inside Out - Tycho remix by Spoon, Tycho

Nellie by Dr Dog

Grenade by Bruno Mars

The G and T kinda suck because I just looked up songs for them because my playlists r very specific apparently?? bruh but yeah sorry if you tagged me a week again or smth and I only just now got around to doing it lmaoooo

tagging uhm anyone who wants to do it!! all my mutuals have done this within the last month sooo

[1ddiscourseoftheday]

Mon 15 March ‘21

FIRST TIME GRAMMY AWARD WINNING ARTIST HARRY STYLES!! From the bottom of the stairs to the top of the fucking world baby, get itttt!! He won Best Pop Solo Performance for smash hit Watermelon Sugar-- the other two categories he was up for went to others but he was a dark horse for any of them so getting one is awesome! Yeah the grammys are shit but I’m so happy for him to see him receiving validation and acclaim from the industry that has never appreciated what he (and his bandmates) are and can do as artists, it’s a fucking start you know? We can enjoy the moment! Harry did! His acceptance speech was short and it feels like he was blindsided and forgot everything (including not to swear on TV and as pro as he is you know that means he was absolutely reeling, I love that) but later he said “I want to thank my fans for giving me an environment to be free to make the music that I want to make and supporting me along the way the last ten years”, yes that’s right we have helped you find a place to feel good, and “this is an incredibly sweet icing on the cake of what I get to do everyday so thank you.”

But that’s not all! He also performed, and wore things! Say what you want about Harry (or better yet please DON’T at least to me but that’s a losing battle) we always get so hyped up about even just seeing his outfits and he does not let us down! BLACK LEATHER, TITS FULLY OUT, DICK BANANA CHARM, AND A MUPPET BOA? Yeah he did that! Shirtless under a patent leather suit, I mean: wow. Very glam rock, very… well listen it’s just very GAY in like so many different ways??? Harry Lambert said they wanted “something darker, sexier, and more unexpected” which is definitely about that look I’m assuming and not the pastel thrift store rummage bin hodgepodge he wore later, unless Harry(s) and I have very different ways of interpreting “darker”. (Harry L also said “free the nipple” and we can all see that he MEANT it.) Harry red carpet-ed and accepted his award in a lavender muppet boa, tits slightly less out but still cleavagey, and with a seemingly random collection of other garments YES BABY OKAY you just WEAR THAT THEN! About that Harry L said, “we wanted to do something that felt British and eccentric, a little bit rock ‘n’ roll and a little bit camp,” but the people have spoken and they said ‘we think he looked like Cher from Clueless’ so, sorry Harry(s)! Esquire struggling to describe the look-- “the kind of thing that Styles seems to make wearable” klasjdlk the doubtful ‘seems’ is sending me. Either way we can definitely all agree on the camp part, and that the matching face mask (as seen in the audience shots and in adorbs pics of him camping it up with Lizzo backstage) is amazing, love that (even if he does spend way too much time nervously pulling it on and off omg just LEAVE IT) and it even went also with outfit number THREE (or at least it did as well as any of his anything went together lol) which was a big floppy orange coat and plaid pants and a THIRD BOA, a dignified (haha JK NOPE it’s still a muppet) black number this time.

It seems the performance was filmed in advance rather than done live-- there were clues suggesting this might be the case, but the real giveaway was when a picture from it leaked before the broadcast, lol. Way to make it so we “can’t even tell if it’s live or not” Ben, and why is he STILL so obsessed with trying to gaslight us anyway my god just say what’s prerecorded it’s fiiiine. ANYWAY Harry played Watermelon Sugar and only WS; well after all it is his GRAMMY AWARD WINNING SONG. Plus it was a really nice version, all smooth and funky, with a highlight of the night being Harry’s full on 60s girl group choreo move with the backup singers, omg. Those backing vocalists were the duo G.A.W.D., and there was extra accompaniment by fellow nominee Devonte Hynes aka Blood Orange (who also directed the performance and no I do not know what that means) and “Spencer and Josh” on horns (the closest I can find to someone crediting them so, apologies guys). Anyway! All of them (regular HS band included) were decked out in matching gucci black leather too and looking good. And Harry looked so happy to be up there performing, just beaming like a lighthouse, so overall- good good stuff, I just keep on dancin!

The real bombshell of the performance though was subtle and needed confirmation after for the excitement to really hit-- it was Sarah drumming  decked out in tight black leather and visibly pregnant!! That’s right, band drummer Sarah Jones is PREGNANT by (Grammy Award winning) guitarist Mitch, there’s a HARRY STYLES BAND BABY on the way!!!! WHAT A NIGHT! It wasn’t enough for Harry to find love in his own band, he’s somehow cupid-ing that energy all over the place and spreading it around, AMAZING!

And Liam comes through with not just a sweet congratulations for Harry (“what a huge moment, proud to be your brother” awwww) but also the final word on the performance look- goddammit it IS one of the rejected Best Song Ever video looks, LMAOOOO. But did he tag HSHQ instead of Harry directly in acknowledgment of how the awards system really works and that they are all to be congratulated or simply because it was easier? We will never know.

Additional tidbits-- bassist Hynes was apparently playing creative director Molly Hawkins’ dad’s bass- did we know her dad was a famous bassist who played with Fleetwood Mac and many other 70s stars?! If I did I had definitely forgotten! And more Molly news-- she’s also pregnant!! Harry will soon be surrounded by quarantine babies, dreams really coming true huh? Harry posted a pic of himself with Mitch and Devonte looking very cooool, we saw the ceramic watermelons label execs were sent for the WS release last year, and Rebecca Ferguson who knows 1D from way back when (and has recently drawn attention for talking frankly about how fucked up the industry is and about having seen unnamed boy band members literally slammed against the wall by their management) congratulated Harry and posted a couple of baby pop star Harry pics, cuuuute. Louis’ merch handlers, in response to no complaints whatsoever, sent out emails apologizing. They say they’ve run out of lanyards which were meant to be sent out so they will “be adding a freebie which we know you’ll enjoy” to affected customers’ orders. That is sucky about the lanyards but that’s customer care! Niall posted about his cool bright limited edition merch to remind that it will be gone gone gone tonight and also shared a pretty and touching picture from a the large anti violence rally held in London to protest the killing of Sarah Everard today. And finally some good advice from Bebe Rexha, loved by larries; she says she loves us right back but please don’t kill anyone for not streaming her new song! Yes good plan.