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Andy made the mistake of teaching Caroline how to do a choke hold. XD
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CroQBsWomGR/?igshid=MmU2YjMzNjRlOQ==
For a split second, Andy’s life flashed before his eyes 😂🤣
#My dad taught me how to do that exact chokehold too when I was like 5-6 years old I think#I did it on a now extremely estranged uncle during a dinner#I snuck up on him and did it#I regret nothing XD#Chucky#Chucky 2021#Child’s Play#Andy Barclay#Caroline Cross#Final Family#Luna talks#admin
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can't believe I forgot to post this wip here anyway please send help
#im so deep in radioapple hell you guys have no idea they snuck up on me i didn't expect this#like actually i despised them at first and now i think about them constantly#and like i know the reason is bc i like exploring al's aroace identity (and lucifers bc i hc him as aroace also)#but also like????how did i get here????#radioapple#wip#hazbin hotel#still figuring out their designs alas i dont draw alastor that much despite the fact that i have also become embarrassingly attached to him#still trying to deny the alastor enjoyer allegations to varying degrees of success#anyway kisses to the bridge of the nose are so underrated
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I made this post before we knew Focalors and Furina were different people, and the fact I still find it accurate to Focalors but not Local Fatui Harbinger Fucker Furina is rly funny to me
It is my humble opinion that Focalors and Arlecchino WOULD argue about who is worse for Furina, tho
#Focalors: Furina ilu so much ur like a little angel to me — but wtf is THAT?? *pointing at Arlecchino*#Furina: m…my boyfriend…?#Focalors: put her back where you found her now#Furina: but—#Arlecchino: that would be quite difficult considering I’m the one who snuck up on her#Furina: Arle you’re not helping—#Focalors: you motherfucker—#Arlecchino: I suppose you’re right. the children do consider her their mother these days so I am something of a ‘’motherfucker’’ aren’t I—#Furina: you’RE NOT HELPING ARLE—#Focalors: NEUVILLETTE WE’RE REINSTATING THE DEATH PENALTY#Neuvillette: I-I’m not doing that…#Arlecchino: why not? it’D BE LESS CRUEL THAN WHAT SHE DID TO FURINA#Focalors: YOU DON’T EVEN WANT TO START WITH ME ABOUT ‘’CRUEL TO FURINA’’#Arlecchino: SHE’S HAD CRIPPLING DEPRESSION FOR 500 YEARS AND WHERE WERE YOU? YOU DIDN’T CHECK IN ON HER EVEN ONCE#Focalors: I WAS ALWAYS THERE#Arlecchino: THEN WHY WOULD YOU EVEN LET ME ATTACK HER IF YOU WERE ‘’ALWAYS THERE?’’#Arlecchino: YOU WERE JUST GOING TO LET HER TAKE THE FALL FOR YOUR BULLSHIT PLAN???#anyway that’s how I imagine a typical Focalors and Arlecchino conversation goes#Focalors is the local absentee big sister and Arlecchino is the motorcycle riding boyfriend (who also does some murdering on the side)#both of them think Furina would be better off without the other#and then there’s Furina who is just so mentally ill and loves both of them#and Neuvillette is the only stable one and he lets Furina cry to him when both of them are upsetting her#I think about all this a normal amount. ahem#Arlefuri#Furina#Arlecchino#Focalors#Neuvilette //#Genshin Impact //
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So I went to the wiki page for the henghill Bullet & Brain mission of 2.2 looking for some dialogue I had missed and
a) I found something incredibly tasty that slotted into some other thoughts I'd been having, more on that on another day, and
b) I saw this super fun little trivia at the bottom, which!
I knew Penacony characters like Boothill took a lot of inspirations from old movies, but I didn't realize it was even in his and Dan Heng's relationship, that's so cool!!
It fits them very well, it's such a fun reference. "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" was an old buddy Western film (from 1969- nice) about a pair of outlaws. Butch Cassidy was the leader of a gang, and described as clever, affable, and talkative. Meanwhile, his closest companion, the Sundance Kid, was known as a man of few words.
Cassidy's original birth name was much more plain, but similar to Boothill, he took on a new moniker when he became an outlaw. "Cassidy" had been the last name of his beloved mentor, who taught him how to shoot and ride. And Sundance Kid was known as he was because Sundance was the name of his hometown, and it was the only place that had ever managed to catch and jail him, back when he'd been younger (also similar to Dan Heng, but ouch).
These two stick together like glue throughout the length of the film- through Cassidy's leadership of the gang being challenged, through a train robbery gone wrong, through being pursued by mercenaries, and even through fleeing to Bolivia and trying to start over together.
I don't want to say too much more, since the mission title is referencing one specific movie that I've never seen. I kinda wanna watch it now, though, just to see the inspiration that went into Boothill and Dan Heng and how they get along. I just think it's really sweet that these two were literally made to be the best of bros, how lovely is that. 💕
#honkai star rail#this can be ship or plantonic tbh yall are always free to tag my ramblings as you please haha#just! they're so sweet!!#FWENDS#i would love to see more of them being a dynamic duo further down the line ♡#i think the film moved things along a little quicker but the real life Cassidy and Sundance were actually in south america for a few years#they fled there to get away from pursuers along with Sundance's girlfriend Etta Place.#supposedly they managed to buy a small ranch and the three of them lived peacefully (and even lawfully!) together for like three years-#-until the law caught up with them again#at some point Etta Place returned to the US reportedly due to illness rather than not wanting to get caught like in the film#Sundance may or may not have escorted her back. but whether he did or not he returned to South America with Cassidy#the two of them eventually got into a huge firefight with authorities where Sundance was fatally shot and Cassidy chose to end his own life#that's the most common story anyway. some also say Cassidy snuck back into the US again where he lived quietly until his death.#but it reads kind of like rumors of Elvis Presley sightings to me BSMZKNSKS#the film ended much more happily with the two of them getting into shenanigans and a freeze frame of them in a hail of bullets haha#i wanna see Dan Heng and Boothill fight together too it would be so cool aaaaaa#they would be great at getting into shenanigans! as we've already seen!!#fun bonus info: Boothill's ult literally puts black bars at the top and bottom of the screen to look like a widescreen Western movie#fun bonus info 2: Cassidy was regarded with respect by some people bc he never stole from the poor he only robbed big companies#this is actually nicer than Boothill is in canon bc he openly admits he will rob someone blind if he doesn't like them BSKZKKZMSKDK#(although I feel like its implied he has more standards for this than he gives himself credit for.#like he makes it pretty clear he doesn't particularly like Argenti at first and thinks he's annoying as shit but I'm sure he didn't rob him#...would have been real fucking funny if he did though oh my god I would love to see him try that. it absolutely would not work BSKZKNSKSJS#hsr#henghill#bootheng#dan heng#boothill#hsr boothill#hsr dan heng
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i didn't trust no one but you said, "baby, don't run i'll take you anywhere"
#ilya's hair is still red here wh. how did the color disappear?? ok#his back also looks way worse than that in the light :| so many more scars#anyway. the night he runs away with him. they had met up again in the woods several times and ilya snuck into his bunkhouse one night and-#gifted ('gifted') him the two-headed lamb crudely taxidermied. (hinnry was just 'i don't..want this...?')#ilya still has it though it's in the house#you can't even tell him he shouldn't have gone with him 😭 the other option is remain in the death cult he's so doomed#ts4#ts4 render#ts4 edit#the sims 4#two-headed lamb#hinnry#ilya
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🛒smells like teen spirit.
#ts4#sims 4#simblr#ts4 screenshots#ts4 screenies#kristen's.sims#*scottfamilygp#s: eryx scott#s: elspeth scott#s: kila scott#nh: evergreen harbor 🌳#kila & eryx snuck out to experiment with friends.#which resulted in kila being brainwrecked off of adderall & eryx drunk & high off of his mind.#damn i wish my game didn't crash... i wanted elspeth to catch them so bad.#but then again kila came home like 5-8 minutes earlier than eryx did so i think she would've only caught him 😭#sober up kids. the morning is gonna look very interesting for you both
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Someone get him down :( also his face is adorable he looks like a puppy
nah. nope. i think this fucker is exactly where he belongs~🎃
#tied up and not going anywhere#and yeah the cute fucking puppy dog eyes#i cannot with him#he’s fucking precious#the shit they did for photo shoots lmfao#i wonder if he snuck out with the straight jacket#bc that’d be interesting#js…#frnkiebby#feralfaggotfrankkk#asks#frank iero#mcr#frnkiero#mcrmy#frnkie#mcr5#my chemical romance#my chem#ilhsm
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Sci, have you been watching X-men '97? If so thoughts on episodes 5 Cable scene? Also Cables origin from episode 3?
i think his mascara is wonderful...
real talk i am SO excited to see him. frothing at the mouth over him. fROOOOTHING at the MOUUUTH... his pretty pretty eyes...
#sighs dreamily. kissing him.#i cant' wait. i cant wait.#we're getting so much of his pretty pretty eyes and. yeah i just want to stare into his pretty pretty eyes.#sci talks tv#also shout out to baby nathan being the ugliest baby i've ever seen#i love that they made all the adults SO attractive but the baby is ugly. it's true. babies are ugly. the series is so real for this.#bable. my darling.#look into hiiiiiis anngeeeeel eyesss....#when did this happen. when did nathan summers become my favourite. i always used to joke about him.#until he snuck up on me and stole my heart actually.#this mmust be what wade felt.#sneaky sneaky guy...#and now whenever i see nathan in anything im hooting and hollering and throwing furniture around the room.#turns into a feral animal anytime i see my beloved man named after wire
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"Yona was just added bc Nintendo wants people to stop shipping sidlink!" Literally what the hell are you talking about
#yes nintendo is homophobic. no they do not give a singular shit about what their fanbase does??? what are you talking abouuuutttt#they literally dont care what people do as long as they get money??? like what#listen im upset abt yona having so many unanswered questions. mainly she came from another zora's domain#meaning she came from outside of hyrule. so that leads to a lot of questions.#but howww do you come to the conclusion that she was just added as a 'no homo' indicator#dont even get me started on the people genuinely unironically calling this queerbaiting. what are you onnnnnnn#'and oh but sidon said he used to see her as a sister! so its gross and wrong!' sidon literally thought out loud to links face abt how#had things been different and link had gotten married to mipha he would be his BROTHER IN LAW. SAID THAT OUT LOUD TO HIS FACE. so shh#imo. yona was added for one 'ohh wow exciting new character look at this' and two. as a way for sidon's trauma to be acknowledged#bc it was veeery briefely shown in botw. for like. a singular second if you snuck up on him at mipha's statue#but yona's defining scene in totk was her forcing sidon to confront that he wasn't being himself because of that trauma. and that#he needed to let go of the fear around it. if only temporary. because his people needed him.#so tbh?? sheis very important to the plot. she new mipha. admired her. knows why sidon still struggles with this and#how difficult and frightening everything becomes when he views the world through the lens of 'what if i lose someone again'#like. they added yona for his struggles to be spelled out to the audience even further#so to just boil her down to 'ewww woman gets in the way of my gaybies 😡😡😡'. hello. did you play the game.#do you even know who these characters are. quick gimme ten facts about sidons character that you didnt make up for shipping purposes.pronto
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the blue lock brain rot.... oh, it's coming back full force 😭
#when s2 drops i will not be ok#michael kaiser SNUCK UP ON ME#did not expect to like him as much as i do#the itoshi brothers?? that's a given#my friend literally said rin is exactly my type and she was CORRECT#ISAGI <33333 YOICHI MY BELOVED MY BEST BOY MY GOAT#don't get me started on ego........#fuck NOEL NOA could get it too
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having a crush is like poison status effect whenever u have to think.
#my ocs#hello yes see i draw#I hate this so much ???????#what the fuck ??????#do u know how much effort I have to put in to not think about it. Like. Should I just kill myself at this point tbh.#and there’s people around me who are purposely trying to get a crush for like. Fun. Why.#this is psychological warfare.#though I guess their goals w crush is have one and never speak to him huh 💭 they just want a guy to think about when bored.#This happened to me by accident 💭 and I am. speaking to him often. I didn’t today though. hashtag winning 💪 (?)#I will get over it. I will speak to no one over midterms week and I will get so over him.#and then I will be so normal platonic about it.#this was supposed to happen in highschool I think I was supposed to get comfortable w this way earlier in life.#I don’t know I don’t care I just need to survive this at this point Jesus Christ.#and hey guess what I was just about to start gushing in this tag it snuck up on me wtf.#I do not want him. (<- affirmations)#I can never let anyone have my Tumblr or my art socials ever god imagine. Anyone seeing this.#it would suck so bad. Guys. I would have to kms.#why did I meet the most attractive and nicest and coolest guy immediately. why is this my first friend in 5 years.#sorry that is gushing huh. god this sucks so bad. I hate. having emotions.#well it’s not gushing it’s like objective fact people will not stop saying he’s won the genetic lottery to his face.#And I get crazy 2nd hand embarrassment every time but also not wrong.#they’re not wrong. ugh. killing myself.#guys why does every tag ramble end this way. guys. why. why am I becoming a real boy I want to be a puppet again actually.#ok. normal time 4 minutes left in movie clean bathroom then sneepy time and I will do so good not thinking about him and will sleep immedia
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atyur'os'eko was born to be the spare heir and nothing else. he was born with the intention of carrying his family's blood and legacy in the event that all others within their ranks were lost, disposed of; a contingency plan in flesh-and-blood, unknown and unseen. to be a chiss shadow child is to be a ghost that nobody knows, a body buried and hidden and scattered in the walls and floors of a place you can't very well call home.
and like … despite how all of that sounds, despite the fact that he would have every reason to be frustrated and upset at watching his siblings go out into the world and handle the affairs of their family, despite the fact that most people would probably resent their family, resent being made into an unwilling haunting - it is something that rose has always accepted and shrugged off and genuinely felt no strong emotions about. for someone who craves control [over himself and his life], you wouldn't think he'd be so … indifferent to the nature of what his situation was and was supposed to continue to be, but the fact of the matter is, rose is chiss, and he grew up with certain expectations and a certain role to play, and he played that role well. for a time, anyway.
again, rose is someone who craves control, who needs it, and ultimately, his ambitious ventures and his wit and intellect did get in the way of him being 'the perfect shadow child' (with regards to never being seen or heard or known about), which he manages to still kind of carry out - in that nobody knows which house he belongs to, what his true name is, for atyur'os'eko is a moniker, and therefor, he is not used against his family and is still a viable heir in the event that his siblings and parents cease to be, in a manner of speaking.
at the end of the day, though, he just does not care in any extreme or passionate way about what he was born for and born into. it isn't strange to him, isn't horrific; it was and is the practical thing in his mind, and why should he fault his parents for not doing anything wrong? he was and is a ghost, and he haunted the halls of that false home, and he was nothing more than an unrecognized shadow in the wake of his siblings, whose names and faces were known, but there was no neglect. he was not coddled or adored or fussed over, but the same held true for his brother and sisters - and still he was not unloved. his parents did love him, in their way, and though it was more distant and professional than what is expected and anticipated of other species and other cultures, he was never hurt by that. he was never hurt or wounded or particularly affected by his role. it just was.
#» vin.txt#character » atyur'os'eko.#rose has MUCH worse things to be traumatized about than being a shadow child#i don't know. how to word it. but he genuinely does not care at all. it did Not affect him#i mean. growing up chiss in the environment he grew up in means he's a little Harder than most people#and he is. very much so his mother and father's son#but he truly sincerely genuinely turned out well and he was okay with being a shadow child#frankly the most traumatizing part of anything was the absolute fucking boredom most days probably#which. even then. rose still snuck out and he was still a little menace#when managed and he did well and he Thrived actually
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the most devastating shit on earth is that i had a friend in middle school who was like my ride or die. but her only "social media" was Google Fucking Plus. so naturally i have lost her in the wastelands of that shitstorm. but i cannot find her ever again bc she has like The most common name on god's green earth so one facebook search for people with her name in the bronx yields like a million fucking results. so imagine if she's not even in the bronx anymore. 10 million results
#and if by some will from god she's out there wondering about me occasionally too She'd also be shit out of luck#bc my first name is different now. not even close to my birthname. and my last name is a nightmare#i didn't learn how to spell that shit until i was 6 and only so soon bc my mother set aside time to teach me specifically how to spell it#like it was its own school lesson. How to spell my own last name. so i'm not going to imagine someone could ever just Remember That#a decade down the fucking line#but i miss her often. she showed me inuyasha for the first time before rodan even did#we had the most awkward innocent scared quivering animal type lesbianism happening.#i would walk her home even though it meant making my 10 minute walk home into like 45 minutes#she lived in one of the projects and she snuck me in her apartment a few times when her dad wasn't home. that's when we watched inuyasha#one of my ''gifts'' i remember so specifically when we had decided we were dating is. i gave her. a tiny bag of chips.#blinks for a long time at you. i got her A Bag Of Chips.#💀😭 She should've killed me where i stood........#we once kissed because someone said they'd give us 20 dollars for it. We did not get the 20 dollars.#i was mad bc i wanted to split it with her and get snackies at the deli after school together or something. kills my elf#WAAAH i miss her. i miss da bronx too. one day i'm gonna drag rodan downstate to see it all#i want to take him to the bronx zoo and the botanical gardens. but also i just checked and nearly scumpt at the prices#37 DOLLARS..... 💀⁉️ i remember. (said oldly) i remember when it was. SEVEN DOLLARS!!!#whstever fucking happened to wednesdays you get in free. huh#i'm too scared to even look at the gardens now bc Nearly 40 tickets a person. oh My God. vomitworthy#wait oh my god what do thebuses and subway cost now. oh no oh no oh no#okay it's okay. it's a 40 cent difference. idr what a metrocard used to cost so it means nothing that it's a dollar now#but also Why the fuck do the express buses cost SEVEN DOLLARS.... 😭 brother bring that shit back down to five NEOW!!!#it's not even double the standard fare anymore. even if i round up the standard fare That's More Than Double. what#i hate inflation i hate inflation i hate#i'm rambling. walks away fast And my ass
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how funney hilarious would it be that one of the driving factors for jacks getting the fates out of the cards would be to get chrysi out too, since she took his spot, but then it’s like. she wasn’t in that card for, like, the last seven years. he’s been tormenting himself over getting the deck and freeing her and finally apologizing, but she’s BEEN free and she’s BEEN reunited with her soulmate in the kingdom over. that sucks for jacks to realize. plans foiled again, i guess
#memorie.txt#s.chrysijacks#tentative timeline for this au is chrysi gets jacks out of the card like right before paloma went missing#which does mean she snuck into the dragna household BUT i like this because it makes sense why paloma would take chrysi’s spot later#plus i could have little scarlett meet chrysi which meanssss that when she sees her in modern times#she recognizes her & can’t quite figure out why she’s so familiar#but yeah. it would b interesting to have a chrysi and paloma convo#where chrysi’s like listen. the deck of destiny is bad (‼️) and the guy who came up with the card game itself isn’t any better (‼️)#but unfortunately i care abt him and i’m taking his spot ☺️ so. there.#and later paloma feels bad for chrysi—who (she thinks) unfortunately fell into the same trap she did#of falling in love with an immortal#but then later righttt before she takes chrysi’s place in the card she sees chrysi’s fated name and she’s like wait a fucking second#coming to terms w the fact that her star lover had a half-star heir this whole time that he’d ??? been raising for someone else??? weird.#anyway i want chrysi to take jacks’s place in the card like a couple years before paloma disappears but then it messes w the timeline#of tella picking out jacks’s card from the deck#but… yk what… i can jst shuffle that bit around#everything else makes sense it’s FINE i’m making SENSE it���s OKAY#au.childhood fates
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Hehehe >:3 got a kissie and some headpats from a pretty girl >:3 muahahahahahaha >:3
#sorenhoots#sometimes i remember that i am living the life that i ached for during lonely years#like i just get to wake up and live my gay little life??? kinda fucking awesome even if many other parts of life are very stressful#im so glad i met my wife who loves me for who i am 🥰🥰🥰🥰 and 😈😈😈 heheh then i met my other partner???? like. i thought my wife made me#the happiest i would ever be and then WOOSH i met ANOTHER person who makes me incredibly happy? i did not know the happiness could DOUBLE.#i figured it was like 0%-100% and my wife made me like 100% of my capacity for happiness and then its like 200% now and im realizing that my#capacity to experience joy and peace isnt static and frankly probably increases steadily over a lifetime as i grow and change and learn to#appreciate things more. anyways im in a content happy lil gay mood this morning :3#my partner got to visit us recently to help us get emotionally ready for some stressful stuff but now the most stressful parts are done and#now that the stress is fading i am finding so much happiness has been in my chest waiting to burst! it was sooo good to see my partner hehe#and the situation is even cuter because my wifes partner also came to visit and my wifes partner is my partners wife also so like. adorable#symmetry. my partner and my wifes partner have another partner and if you draw out a little diagram of us you will see it is shaped like a#house :3 a square with a triangle on top :3 hehe metamours everywhere :3 super super super wonderful metamours. its literally almost like a#fairy tale to have a polycule??? like?? im so excited to live somewhere that isnt like 9 hours from them. oh my god they also have a cat and#shes the cutest. me and my wife have a cute cat also and we are like 👀👀👀 tenatively anticipating that they will get along 👀👀👀 ive#specifically worked with my cat to help her know how to behave around other cats. my neighbor is retired and does TNR on the local strays#and they get attached to her and hang out in her backyard or her house lol like one snuck in and this was before they had any cats and they#didnt know he snuck in until he hopped onto her bf's chest at night to snuggle up. and hes a big cat and if you felt him drop onto your#chest in the pitch black of night you might absolutely mistake him for a racooon or possom or some other beast. anyways he sneaks into all#the houses down the street apparently and is just kinda like “the retired people down the street”'s cat lol. and daisy would hiss and yowl#out the window at him but i always tried to show her that he is friendly (and give her treats to attempt to tell her 'he isnt a threat. have#a snack. see? if he was a threat then we would not be having snacks.' and eventually he ran into us while i was letting her outside on her#harness and!!! i was absolutely ready to defend either of them from the t#other but they just cautiously sniffed each other and then laid down. it was fascinating to observe. daisy also responds really well yo#to meeting new people :3 though she proved me wrong by hiding from some maitenence ppl recently. but then she met my metamour and was pretty#much instantly like 'oh ok ur family? sounds gok#sounds good.' so thats cute and i hope if we end up in the same house with the other cat in the polci#polycule. well i hope they get along!!!#idk what we would do if they didnt. there are lots of other housing arrangements (like renting a duplex or next-door apartments or#something) but i want them to get along anyways :3 no matter what sort of living arragement works out best. i think theyd be good for each
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#i had a dream where i hung out with louis#i made him laugh so much and we had the best time#he did his full on ’hahahaha’ laugh 😭#it was after a show and then his tour bus was leaving but he snuck out and came back#and asked me to join the tour as a photographer and hang out more#i ran to pack so fucking fast#and then i woke up#so sad i tried to fall back asleep but noooo the dream was gone#😭😭😭😭😭#how am i supposed to go on after this
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