#I simp for the old man
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Not me simping on a voice. Here’s my official Narrator! I’m finally happy with his design OWO
#tsp#the stanley parable#stanley parable#The Narrator#I simp for the old man#i simp#stanarrator#tsp narrator#Its just soft Harry Hart
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I love this lol
stanley parable swap au?
Lazy sketch of it
They still pretty much hate each other
#tsp#stanley parable#the stanley parable#stanarrator#tsp au#they are adorable#cutest dorks#I simp for the old man
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Pretty boy Pietro <3
#pietro maximoff#quicksilver#this man has taken over 70% of my brain#people thirst over magneto’s old ass but I’m different#I simp for his loser son who has 1278294 issues#I can’t fix him but I can make him slightly ok#my art#Deyageka art#doodle#sketch#marvel#marvel 616
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in judgement and in apathy
#tsp#tsp fanart#the stanley parable#the stanley parable fanart#tsp narrator#tspud#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#narry is so near and dear to my heart at this point he really is like my old man son#he’s hilarious too bc he’s so uncompromisingly aroace#but also by far has the most simps of any character i’ve ever drawn#uh. as far as i know#i’m kind of disconnected from all that#… like father like son. or something. apples and trees. whatever floats your boat#been enjoying taking a break from super rendered pieces#but i think part of it is bc i don’t lose as much of the sketch/lineart#anyway w/e take this pic of my old man son <3
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The thought of a romanced Emmrich calling Rook "my dear" or "my darling" is making me so deeply unwell rn. I need him carnally.
#on the list of things i expected this week#simping for the old man necromancer wasn't one of them#but here we are!!!#dragon age#emmrich volkarin#datv#dragon age: the veilguard#text
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To be laying beside (or on top) of the short racer king man holding him like a doll cupping his cheek that for some reason feels soft like a marshmallow maybe he programmed it himself who knows, caressing his face with your fingers while kissing him over and over<333 his little giggles and silly noises of "hoohoo~"s as you dote on him since he's not used to getting so close and personal with someone cuz of secret identity I mean what you're not suppose to know that hahaaaa
You lean in down to whisper in his ear "I love seeing you ride on those tracks... has anyone ridden you~?"
#and because he's old from the 80s he doesn't understand#it's 2am and I have t h o u g h t a#haven't rambled about one of these for a while--#I know some people make their Y/N self insert to be his same height#but I fucking laugh (and love) the idea the Y/N is just normal height (think Calhoun I guess) while he's just- like that#ride that short man into oblivion#gonna be like grinding a pillow#I should sleep#king candy#simp rambles#UH NSFT?#king candy x reader#simp writing
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Human Sun and Moon Chaos!!
I keep forgetting to post these old doodles, here you can see clearly who this old man is :)) It's not Kosperry's official design! Just having fun with his no-makeup look
He's still very very VERRYY ugly, he's so beautiful... 😭���
guys, I swear I will answer most of your questions!
#moondrop#sundrop#fnaf sb sun#fnaf sb moon#daycare attendant#fnaf security breach#fnafsb#fnaf#security breach sun#security breach moon#human sundrop#human moondrop#sketches#fnaf daycare attendant#kosperry#I AM DYING OVER THE COMMENTS THIS OLD MAN HAS#Was not expecting him to get “simps”#💀🤭😭#ballora
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Yk I was pretty neutral about Neuvillette. Like just "oh, he looks cool! teach me your eyeliner techniques, king". But today the update dropped and I hear his voice and see the way he sits and "oh. oh I GET IT NOW-"
#“y'all heard of old man yaoi. now get ready for old man cunt” -me in my mutual's dms today at noon#i am simping for this man very respectfully but damn-#neuvillette#genshin impact
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Colored my Narrator. Why he so pretty though 👀
#tsp#the stanley parable#the stanley parable fanart#Stanley Parable#The Narrator#i simp for the old man#i simp#stanarrator#tsp narrator#Its just soft Harry Hart#i love him#Baby Girl
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🫣😈
I have absolutely no regrets.
#alfred pennyworth#the batman 2022#the batman#andy serkis#the brainrot is so real right now#i hope all you old man enjoyers EAT WELL TODAY#ENJOY#SIMPING OVER THAT OLD MAN AGAIN
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I love that the whole fandom's collective reaction to Quinn's new voice can be summed up as "Oh god he's BRITISH"
#yeah so gb mayyyy have told me a lil early that he was involved#its been a blast hearing everyone's reactions to him lol#and the simping is hilarious#like i get it#gba has a very simpable voice#but im also like#“the man? the lil lad? my skrungly good boy?”#god gb freakin killed it as Quinn#i wanted to punch him the moment he said hello samuel#the vibe i went with his design is very old man trying to keep up with the times#stinky bastard#redacted asmr#redacted audio#oc#art#originalcharacter#originalartwork#sketch#character design#redactedasmr#redactedaudio#good boy audios#goodboyaudios#redacted quinn
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This will never not break my heart.
He looks so close to tears when he says “I couldn’t have been more shocked”.
Why would you do this to my baby, Paul?
#eric singer#snack cake#this 65 year old man is my precious baby#i love him so much#kisstory#kiss band#singer simps
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You youngsters have it easy, with your good 3d models and hot voices for the ink demons. Only the '17 kids remember when the Ink Demon used to look like THIS:
#He looks like a lego minifigure but without the arms and legs pieces#Actually no scratch that it's a lego minifigure head attached to a black 1×1 lego block#*old man voice* Back in my day ya simped for whatcha had#bendy and the dark revival#batdr#bendy and the ink machine#bendy#batim#the ink demon#this is all satire btw. i am glad we as a society were able to move past amputee bendy and into tumblr sexyman bendy
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#like I get stan I get ford I even get BILL... but mcgucket???#like yeah if we're talking abt young mcgucket sure. he fine#but this is one old man I won't simp for#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#old man mcgucket#thomas sanders#I'm absolutely baffled
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“omg it’s your 24th birthday today what are you gonna do??”
Me:
#hamish linklater#father paul hill#midnight mass#father john pruitt#Matthew Kimble#the new adventures of old Christine#hamfam#omg I can change the age in my bio again now!#so happy to be in my mid 20’s and still simping over old men it’s my favorite activity#god damn I forgot the John Tyler tags#john tyler#how could I forget the nasty man himself????
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EVeryONE STOP SENDIGN ME THE mOoncake YAKUMO IM NOT OK!!!!!!!!+++++++++
#everyone's good or evil intentions turn into a coordinated attack#one mystery contributor pointed out: 'one man eating a whole ass mooncake on his own in one sitting...'#'biting it like a fucking apple'#'the unfathomable power'#i didn't even NOTICE until they pointed it out#THAT IS INDEED AN ENTIRE MOONCAKE. WITH THE YOLK NO LESS??????#sweetheart do the calories just wash off you like rain on scales.? does all fat you consume immediately turn into abdominals of steel?#i'm going to fight you. you make no sense#he's just SITTING there.... PEACEFULLY!!!!!!!!#RELAXED! with his FRIENDS!!! and talking abotu GRILLED SHRRAMP and BONFIRE TREATS#chewing on a calorically dense sugar disc while wearing his OLD IDOL OUTFIT#*POINTS. SCANDALISED* WHAT IS THAT THIGH SLIT. WHAT IS THAT SMILE#ok bvut i love seeing the event outfits from an another angle. it would truly be a waste to use those outfits only once#now i get to see that garu's shirt has avocado AND kiwi on it. and i thought it couldn't get better!! DOUBLE FRUITY#who chose this specific combination of friends#eiden simps........#they are all so harmonious together...... blade's flaming mallows have no worrisome effect (eiden is only mildly alarmed)#nu carnival garu#nu carnival blade#nu carnival eiden#nu carnival yakumo
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