#I say they auction it off to the highest bidder or sth
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terriblespy · 8 months ago
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lmao I'm so glad other people found that sign in the wild. If it was not $650 it would have left with me a few months ago
my friend and I absolutely lost our minds seeing it…truly I have rarely wanted an item more
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slurpingmyhashbrowns · 4 years ago
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MCU fic recs - completed stories
Here i’ll be listing my favorite mcu fics that are finished. in another list at another time i’ll be doing those that are wip and/or abandond. some of these fics might not exactly be “mcu” but they will be understandable and readable with only mcu knowledge.
(most include romance and tony as the main character)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/17248145
Not Exactly What I Wanted by Tahlruil
summary: 
Tony has always been happy to piss off Alphas who try to control him - especially Howard Stark. Unfortunately he managed to push his father just a little too far... and the man arranged to have him auctioned off to the highest bidder. Now he's married to a guy he hardly knows, one that is too damn patient and too damn nice. There's no way that isn't an act, and Tony is resolved to be a little shit until he finds out the limits of his husband's fake personality.
Though he's been back from the war for a while, Bucky has been left scarred by the experience. The most prominent one is the personality that came into being because of Hydra's torture and brainwashing attempts when he was captured. They were rescued before they became the Winter Soldier, but Winter is still very much sharing space in his head. Winter has never responded to anyone positively... until they met Tony at an auction Bucky had been dragged to by a former commanding officer. They are both captivated by the Omega and buy him despite their better judgement.
extra: this is a/b/o but soft, zero dub-con of any kind. The pairing is bucky/tony and the universe it takes place in is an AU. in case it wasn’t obvious this fic is romance centric (m/m). you can read this on ao3.bucky and the winter soldier are seperate personalities. doesn’t include explicit sex. 
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12659830/1/Out-of-the-Ashes
Out of the Ashes by VoicesOffCamera
summary: 
  "'We really can't draw any conclusions until we know all the facts.' / 'Like who the hell that Robin Hood wannabe was who outshot my agents using only a couple sticks and a string from the Dark Ages'" When a botched mission sends Phil Coulson after a mysterious archer, he gets much more than he bargained for. [Hawkeye Origin; No Slash]
extra: gen fic, hawkeye/clint centric. i haven’t read this in so many years but i remember it being good. includes zero sex. it’s multichaptered.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/13841301/chapters/31833372
Forms of Love by bear_bell
summary: 
Months after the Avengers' dispute in Germany, the team returns to the US and moves back into the tower. As always, everyone pretends that nothing happened. Tony is just fine with this. He's used to pretending, and he'll be damned if he lets any of them see him flinch.
Tony's the bad guy, after all. He's used to it. He's fine with it. He's good at it.
Only now, there's something far worse loitering around the tower - The Winter Soldier. No one notices the guy at first, but when they do, Tony figures that he should have the soldier's back.
Birds of a feather should flock together, and the bad guys should start a book club.
extra: m/m - romance fic, bucky/tony and winter soldier/tony, bucky and the winter soldier are seperate personalities. it includes explicit sex.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/10889775/chapters/24202362
All of it Lovely by Ranni
summary:
Tony tells Anna he will stay with her and won't complain. Won't try to escape, won't try to fight her or anyone else. He'll do anything, as long as they don't do to him whatever it is that they have done to Clint.
It won't be hard, he thinks, to get away from her. He's one of the smartest people in the world, and he'll figure it out, even if he has to construct an Iron Man suit from scratch and fly them out. They've been in tighter spots before and made it.They'll be fine in the end. Just fine.
He tells himself that for the next two years.
**or** Tony and Clint are held against their will by an absolutely crazy woman.
extra: this is a basically a genfic - isn’t romance centric, and focused on clint and tony’s friendship, this fic has lots of trigger warnings and includes lots of angst with minimal comfort.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7271731/chapters/16511242
A Wrench in the Machine by withasideofangst
summary:
Tony Stark is barely four years old when Howard and Maria Stark are killed in a car accident, engineered by Hydra.
The youngest Stark was supposed to die as well, but when he doesn't, Hydra realizes they can use the young genius.
Thus begins the story of the nameless hacker known only as 'The Mechanic,' who builds his first weapon at the age of four, Iron Man at the age of ten, and hacks the Avengers at the age of fourteen.
extra: genfic. doesn’t inlcude graphic/explicit sex. multichaptered.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/9151150
Sins of the Father by Teeelsie
summary: 
From this prompt on the avengerkink meme:
"I'm probably the only person who hasn't seen AoU yet, but I DO know that Clint has a family, and apparently is a pretty great Dad. Mixing that with comics canon that he had an abusive background? It's awesome that he managed to break the cycle like that and just be a great parent.
As for Tony, I think he's a lot more scared about having kids/turning into his father. There's a moment in Iron Man 3 with Harley, when the kid breaks off the suit's finger and he says sorry, and Tony just says "Are you?" in this hard tone before completely changing tracks and telling Harley not to worry about it. I get the feeling that he was beginning to mimic his father there, but the moment he recognized his behavior, he changed it. That's something I really respect.
So I'd like a moment between these two, dealing with Tony's worry about acting like his father, and Clint saying it doesn't have to be that way."
Basically, that.
extra: genfic, oneshot.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/8770927
Stuck with us by petroltogo
summary:
Prompt fill: can u write like a hs au, with avengers as a group of friends. they act like they think tony doesn't have feelings, they seem to never take him seriously and they often tease him or laugh at sth that actually hurts him (they dont know that it makes him feel bad) he usually just takes it, because he thinks he deserves it. but then he has just the worst day ever, and they make some comment abt sth and he just breaks and starts crying, cause he just wants someone to care abt him. they comfort him.
extra: genfic, oneshot, hurt/comfort.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7675678/chapters/17482645
The Thousand Yard Stare by velveteenspirit
summary:
5 times one of the Avengers saw a gap in Tony's mask and 1 time they didn't. The Avengers realise they don't know Tony Stark as well as they thought they did.
extra: genfic
https://archiveofourown.org/works/13462872/chapters/30863187
Illuminate Me by Half_SubmergedinPurgatory
summary:
Tony isn't a healthy man. He's fine with that, really. It makes perfect sense. Unfortunately, he has a job to do that kind of has his health as a major requirement. So he unmakes himself, remakes the Accords, protects every single child super that enters his field of view, and hopes ferociously that the Avengers never come back to the US. He doesn't spend any time at all rebuilding Bucky Barnes' life. Not a single second. Anything he does that contributes to him is simply an accident.
Bucky is a patient man. It's ok if Tony wants to ignore him for now. He won't be able to forever.
(Somewhere in the world, a sense of dread crawls up the back of Tony's spine)
extra: has romance (but it is not the main topic of the fic), bucky/tony (m/m), multichaptered. 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/15999962/chapters/37331135
A Code Word for Caring by aliaoftwoworlds
summary:
Sam, Steve, Clint, and Scott are attacked on their way back to the US after being pardoned and are taken prisoner by HYDRA, along with none other than Tony Stark. Tensions are high already and HYDRA being involved makes everything worse, but what they’re put through may help Sam to humanize not just Stark, but the rest of his team too, and force him to accept that nothing is really as black and white as he’d like to think.
extra: genfic, inlcudes angst, multichaptered.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/10312091/chapters/22800113
Tony's Girl by Crosshairs
summary:
When Tony Stark finally opens his eyes after being rescued from Siberia, he isn't the same man anymore. What happened in that abandoned Hydra base has broken him in ways that even Afghanistan hadn't.
But Tony is famous for his innate ability to fix things, even himself. Slowly, with the help of friends old and new, he learns to deal with his new status quo, picks up the pieces of his destroyed existence and rebuilds it from the ground up.
Until an unusual accident puts a new, interesting spin to his already interesting life.
extra: not genfic but not romance-centric, pepper/tony (m/f), multichaptered.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/11985126/chapters/27111240
Anew. by IViv
summary: 
In death, there was no glory, no redemption, no salvation.
Only darkness and ice—or that was what Tony thought. He closed his eyes in a Siberian bunker and opened them again on his 41st birthday, with War Machine flying into the distance.
extra: inlcudes romance, stephen strange/tony (m/m), multichaptered.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/17496737/chapters/41211317
Finding True North by NamelesslyNightlock
summary:
When Tony Stark is injured and forgets the past three years – forgets that the team have an Asgardian mage on their side, that the Rogue Avengers have returned to the Tower, that he is engaged to Steve Rogers – most would call it a tragedy. Loki, though, knows an opportunity when he sees one, and he’s not about to walk away from a chance to get what he wants.
extra: romance-centric, steve/tony and endgame loki/tony (m/m), no dub-con, no explicit sex, multichaptered.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/9108418/chapters/20703637
The Killer and The Kid by tisfan
summary:
Imagine Tony getting deaged into a 5 or 6 year old, but instead of the team finding him, Bucky, still on the run and struggling with himself and the winter soldier, does. Bucky tries to take care of him, learning of all of Tony's issues and the abuse he went through. Eventually he has no choice but to come in and bring Tony to the avengers. After Tony comes back to himself they deal with the aftermath
CA:CW compliant, happens after Bucky is put back in cryo.
extra: includes romance, bucky/tony (m/m),  no explicit sex.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/17254094
ready to comply. by rightsidethru
summary: 
It wasn’t often that Tony himself went to the weapons conventions that those in the business knew about: he’d always been of the opinion that that was what his minions in R&D were for—scoping out the competition, making notes on key elements that they liked, seeing how Stark weapons were assessed by those in attendance. Tony already knew that his designs were top-of-the-line, that the companies who could stand up against the leviathan of his reputation were few and far between—but there were still contenders. Sometimes.
extra: pre bucky/tony (m/m), no sex.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/576665/chapters/1034224
Iron Man Yes, Tony Stark...Not Recommended by lilsmartass
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Summary: Clint and Steve have both seen Natasha’s report on Tony and expect him to be a certain way. With Pepper now out of the picture, Bruce in India and Thor is Asgard they have no one to show them just how wrong first impressions can be.
extra: gen, no sex, multichaptered.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/14830295/chapters/34322903
The Roles We Play by Wix
summary: 
The rumors start almost immediately after Siberia. Whispers floating around that say the man in the armor these days isn’t Tony Stark.
extra: genfic, multichaptered. part 1 of series (the series is not finished). 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/1167543
Tony Stark: Appliance Whisperer by Alex5132
summary:
After Tony over-reacts to some SHIELD agents breaking a microwave oven, Steve begins to wonder if there's something the team should know.
extra: genfic, no sex, oneshot
https://archiveofourown.org/works/10426284
fucking frozen wonderland by esama
summary:
Tony is left stranded in Siberia
extra: gen, part 1 of 3 part series, the series is complete, no sex
https://archiveofourown.org/works/11911191/chapters/26913864
Peachy Keen by AnonEhouse
summary: 
What if Tony decided in Siberia that he couldn't just go home? He was used to being the scapegoat, but this time the cost would be more than he could pay.
Ross would have the ammunition he needed to get Iron Man under his control, and what he'd do with the tech didn't bear thinking about.
Tony decided to use Protocol Pass The Torch. He'd be fine. A penniless fugitive's life would make a nice change of pace. Everything would be peachy keen.
(Tony miscalculated the pull the world had on him. He also miscalculated how many people would join him. Ultimately, Thanos underestimated him.)
extra: genfic, no sex, multichaptered.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/17817479
sugar and spice and all things nice by deathsweetqueen
summary:
“I don’t like this,” Steve mutters to him, as he shifts awkwardly on his feet in the lounge of Tony Stark’s absurdly large Malibu mansion.
Bucky sighs and resists the urge to roll his eyes. This isn’t the first time (and it certainly won’t be the last) that Steve has expressed that very sentiment, and while Bucky also recognises the futility and drawbacks to this particular job, it’s a job, it’s their job and it puts money in their bank account, which is something that Bucky won’t turn his back on.
“I just don’t understand why someone like Tony Stark needs a bodyguard,” Steve complains, quietly. “Some spoilt little rich boy, so full of himself that he thinks the whole world is out to get him?”
“Shut up, or you’re going to get us fired,” Bucky hisses.
Steve shakes his head. “All I’m saying is that I don’t want to have to spend the foreseeable future looking after some dolled-up, greedy prep school reject.”
Or, alternatively, five times that Tony Stark surprised Steve and Bucky, and one time they didn’t really care.
extra: romance-centric, tony/steve/bucky (m/m/m), oneshot, inlcudes exlicit sex.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/16531151/chapters/38725052
Rise Up by Wix
summary:
Tony leaves the Avengers in the wake of Ultron when he refuses to standby and approve of their choices. Fate's quick to step in though and show that where one door closes, another one just might open.
extra: pre-romance, basically gen, no sex
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