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this may be controversial but i don't think a cat's colour determines their personality
#I SAID SARCASTICALLY#���orange cats are the crazy ones 🤪🤪🤪 tuxedo cats have so much cattitude 😭” shut up#the stereotypes are super weird lol#this is a lighthearted post im not actually that bothered and i know its mostly jokes#but i worry people actually think their cats behaviour has something to do with their colouring instead of idk medical issues or something#chat tag#yeah yeah i know about white cats and deafness
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Mid card women’s title, yayyy
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House M.D. but it's when House says Wilson's name
#house md#gregory house#prince's talk tag#after almost two weeks of going through the transcripts of every episode I finally finish this and the Wilson version#first off thank you to the clinic-duty team on livejournal for making the transcripts for these episodes#because this video would be near impossible to make without their clear transcripts. I hope y'all are doing well#ive been reading a lot of fics with these two and i see how the authors have the characters refer to each other in their fics#and that got me wondering how much do they say each other's name in the show and how do they refer to each other#since this is the house video ill put his stats here#s1 was 19 times s2 was 31 s3 was 34 s4 was 30 s5 was 35 s6 was 58 s7 was 25 and s8 was 28#in total he says his name 260 times. Mostly refers to him just by Wilson#He's only said Wilson's first name 7 times. Once by Jim 3 by Jimmy and 3 by James#He'll use his full name in professional settings or to be sarcastic or to pretend to be him#You know since House is the main character and in every episode of the show i thought he'd say his name more than him#but Wilson beats him by 42 times bc s7 and s8 he doesn't say his name as much. it took Wilson getting cancer for him to say it more#than he was before that point
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He was at his wedding??????
#cockles wishes😭#love and light i kid#but going through his public instagram and are we sure they said they’re getting married like it wasnt sarcastic or anything??#dj qualls#ty olsson
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Felix asking ‘better?’ when Oliver throws up in the maze and telling him he thinks he should go to bed, literally moments after telling Oliver he makes his blood run cold. Like he’s still looking out for him, despite everything. He can’t help it! 😭
#Saltburn#Saltburn spoilers#Saltburn 2023#Saltburn movie#like yeah Felix might treat ppl like they’re disposable and even interchangeable#and not know his own cruelty#but he’s still kind and nurturing too#also he’s like literally asking his murderer if he’s okay and doesn’t even know#imagine the moment when he *does* know or he might not even realise at all#Saltburn 2023 spoilers#spoilers#Saltburn movie spoilers#i wonder if the kindness is a little ~noblesse oblige too#like elspeth taking in poor dear Pamela despite clearly not wanting her around lol#or just Felix because he’s a sunshine Angel#Felix catton#Oliver quick#Jacob elordi#Barry Keoghan#and it’s not said snottily (not the word I want lol)#oh maybe sarcastically??? yeah it’s not said like that#Lazzarella movie rambles
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i cracked the code.
#believing dirk is the worst guy because its what dirk thinks of himself#ignoring daves bisexuality and think hes a gay man in denial even when he explained hes bisexual#believing john 'im not a homosexual' egbert is explicitly straight while he makes out with his mcconahey and cameron posters more#than he kissed women(literally only once)#believing that rose is an edgy psyhcotic little bitch when she was neglected. she speaks elegantly to cover that shes silly and a total ner#and how did people forget that rose also writes gay wizard fanfiction. reads Wikipedia. and her beautiful artstyle as a result of neglect#(and by neglect meaning having SO MUCH TIME to draw)#jake wasnt into dirk. he also told di that he didnt like how brobot getting touchy with him during strifes#but as part of the repression 4(prospit kids). he refused on changing the bot settings#what jane said about roxy being better when she was drunk. it was fucking sarcasm. its the least insane shit you could say to a best friend#all the kids have issues and of course people get mad over a girl being sarcastic.#when KARKAT said THE SAME THING to rose when she was drunk on the meteor nobody bats an eye#trolls are just grey humans that are bugs. he doesnt get an excuse for being an alien. humans were made from KARKATS BLOOD#jade isnt all silly girl and is so FULL OF HATE towards the trolls. she called karkat a fuckass (VERY FUNNY) to do her a favor#“jade would rather have punched karkat in the fact then had a pleasent conversation with him.”#“she viewed the trolls as rude mean and cruel. and even thought that nepeta was just making fun of her.#despite it being that nepeta just wanted to roleplay and have fun."#dred.loki#I HAVE YET TO ADD MORE. THESE ARE JUST NOTES#homestuck#chss
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Cyberverse Perceptor
#maccadam#transformers#poll#smash or pass#cyberverse#perceptor#percy my beloved💖💖💖#he cant see but he can read you for filth#cyberverse had us disabled folks eatin good with the representation between him and shadowstriker#that said i am sighted and I don't know how good he is as blind specific rep. might have Problematic bits idk#just in terms of fuckability though? sir take me now. hes so autistic coded its nuts#that sarcastic monotone does things to me. he speaks in the language of my people.
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What Deku doesn't understand is that the “League of Villains” encapsulates exactly who Tenko - the Crying Child Deku was so adamant about saving - is. He thinks reaching out a hand, smashing that hatred, and saving Tenko means getting Tenko to abandon the League. He is completely wrong - and he would've realized this if he just talked to Shigaraki in all the time he fought against Shigaraki. And listened to what Tenko said in Chapter 418.
The League of Villains is the group Shigaraki Tomura created in order to wreck shit and kill All Might and bring down Hero Society. Shigaraki picked the name and picked the purpose and picked its members and he leads them towards the apocalypse—
—and this is also the group of outcasts that are his comrades and friends; that he gathered and created a place for, where they can be themselves in a society that ruthlessly denied them that. He accepted Twice without care for his insanity and inability to use his quirk, never pushed Twice to do more than he was able to. He accepted Spinner despite being a Stain fanboy and having a weak, nearly useless quirk, and promised him the destruction of the world that hurt him; for all of League. When Toga was pushed by the other members to choose a Villain name despite wanting to live as herself, as Toga Himiko, Shigaraki spoke up in indirect defense of her choice, providing himself as an example of someone who didn't use a Villain name, and who can override the boss' words? Dabi was allowed to come and go as he pleased, and although he was the most aloof member, by the end, he was declaring the world burn for "our" sake - plural; the League's. Mr. Compress believed in Shigaraki enough to entrust an ancestor's dream and family legacy to him; when surrounded by Heroes at Jaku, he was willing to die to save Shigaraki, to let him escape.
The League is a collection of people that Shigaraki cares for - that he saved. That was always the surest sign that ‘Tenko’, sweet and kind and hero-aspiring boy, was alive inside.
Without the League, without having seen the time Shigaraki spent with the League, a reader can just write off Shigaraki and say there’s nothing left in there worth saving. The League is literally the evidence for Tenko have still existed and that Shigaraki was "worth" saving, long before we ever saw ‘Inner Tenko’.
But Deku doesn't understand that.
To go further: outside of the League, Shigaraki still had his distorted but undeniable kindness and fairness. I've spoke about it before, and sorry for repeating myself, but even towards his Villain enemies, he gives them consideration: Shigaraki left Overhaul crippled, but 100 chapters later, he's still continuing Overhaul's work - the quirk erasing bullets - and even laments that Overhaul would be disappointed when Shigaraki sees some of the bullets destroyed. All For One at Jaku tries to take over his body, at the time seemingly only a phantom voice in his head, but Shigaraki still acknowledges that he's grateful AFO took him in. It's only when AFO oversteps that again and again, taking possession of his body, that Shigaraki would tear the AFO vestige from inside out and mock him when the opportunity arises.
And there's ReDestro, and the importance of the ending of MVA. RD and his army picks a fight with Shigaraki - something that Shigaraki explicitly points out; the blame for what happened to Deika is on largely them. RD challenged Shigaraki and the League; blackmailed them, kidnapped their broker, and attacked their pitiful 6-member team with a town-sized militia; insulted Shigaraki, destroyed The Hands, tried to kill him. Shigaraki had every reason to just dust RD while the man was sitting there bleeding out with his legs cut off. Just finish him off without even giving the guy last words. It was more than fair.
But Shigaraki didn't. He went and talked to RD. To mock him for picking this fight, but it was still a talk. And when RD acknowledge his defeat and kowtowed, Shigaraki let him live. Took over his army and resources, but RD was still alive and even made lieutenant.
Without this - if Shigaraki had just dusted RD after defeating him - we would have only seen Shigaraki as a conquerer and not someone who can be reasoned with. He would just be AFO with different minions. And Shigaraki wasn't.
He can be brutal, and he seems like he's destroying for evil fun; but Shigaraki has his compassion and justice. A Villainous Hero for the Villains. It's why he destroys; it's why he doesn't regret his actions, why he wishes good luck to Deku to continue it, even after Deku smashed his core of anger and hatred. Shigaraki saved his League, and he refuses to disavow doing so. Because he shouldn't.
And Deku just doesn't understand that.
#nalslastworkingbraincell#despite. the everything-ness of the last two chapters#and despite Deku being entrusted with 'that depends on you guys'#and despite Shigaraki fucking dying because the Heroes failed#I think I actually like what Shigaraki said to Deku#I feel like it fits. it makes sense for Shigaraki#the problem is that it's Deku#but yeah#the potential sarcasm of 'really. do your best'#is very Shigaraki as well#'if you want to defeat noumu you gotta get your hands dirty and tear him apart piece by piece'#cruel - egging All Might to cruelty - but a tip#'you're the great senpai of us criminal filth' to Stain#mocking but true#'you're a wakagashira so where are your manners'#also mocking but true#deku said 'you already destroyed it'#and shigaraki responds 'depends. holding you responsible for that being true. good luck.'#sincere but also sarcastic and also dragging Deku down to his level and intention of change and destruction#maybe i'm deluding myself#blinded by hope
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(I haven't played twst in months but if my memory is serving me right:)
Malleus tends to take most things very literally right? He takes the straightforward path, direct instruction without much consideration for anything else etc etc He's also not at all good with any type of """modern slang"""
MC, from what little they talk, uses a lot of sarcasm and snark right?
But also the two of them have canonically spent much more time together talking than we get to see and Malleus actively seeks them out to have conversations
So anyway;
MC gets used to adding what are basically irl tone indicators to the end of their sentences whenever it's needed. Just an offhand "i'm not serious/not literally"
And one day during their regular nightly walks Malleus is doing his pouty face because he's just come back from some meeting or another (that he actually attended for once) and sure it's great that his friend is thoughtful enough to always make sure he's following the conversation but there are times with all the other little humans where sometimes things just don't make sense. Not that he cares of course! It doesn't matter to him what they're talking about, he doesn't care if he's included or anything.....just... it'd be polite (that's it!) if he was included
Which is what he says when they ask why he seems upset (even though he's not upset! Really!)
And casually they say "well I'll just have to clear it up for you everyday then"
And now as far as Malleus is concerned they're engaged
#brought to you by: i just had an entire conversation with someone before they said ''...you know i'm being sarcastic right?''#NO?????? WE WERE ON A VIDEOLESS ZOOM CALL IN WHAT WORLD WOULD I HAVE KNOWN!?!?!?#there were other strangers in the meeting i want to bury myself#twisted wonderland#malleus draconia#twisted wonderland malleus#twisted wonderland yuu#malleus x yuu#malleus x mc#mallyuu#twst malleus#twst yuu#twst mc
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People act like Tim and Cass's relationship is all smooth sailing which is not true. And I think acting like it is does a disservice to their relationship.
During No Man's Land while Tim cares about her general survival, he is shown to dislike her and feel reluctant about working with her (Robin (1993) #73). While this reluctance continues after No Man's Land, it's resolved by the end of Batgirl (2000) #18.
They are both very different people and in order to find an understanding they have to put in the effort. Even then, that doesn't mean they're always on the same page.
In Robin/Batgirl: Fresh Blood, while they are able to work well together, they are shown to have differing ideals and have some disagreements over them.
They're siblings and again very different people so of course they're capable of arguing. And I think it's also important to acknowledge that it took time and effort to form the relationship they have. I'm not saying that they don't get along but to ignore their conflicts really takes away from their complexity and makes their relationship seem a lot less interesting.
#cass cain#cassandra cain#tim drake#dc#my text#people love to misinterpret some panels and act like dick didn't trust cass in nml.#meanwhile people ignore how tim described her as creepy and sarcastically said “great” at the thought of having to work with her.#i think the problem is that some people only know cass from red robin#which gives a lacking portrayal of her tbh.
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ON MT. OLYMUS Hermes: There is someone coming up the elevator, Lord Zeus. Zeus: Oh, Who is it? Random Guard: We don't know but are suspecting high levels of Sass and Sarcasm. Zeus, Slamming his Hand on the side of his Throne: JACKSON AND DI ANGELO.
#in hoo hades said nico was sarcastic (indirectly)#i dont ship percico but i think percy and nico would be good friends#this is them after a quest#pjo#toa#hoo#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#nico di angelo#percy jackson#trials of apollo#nico and percy#greek myth#greek gods#zeus pjo#hermes pjo#nico#percy
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one shortcut that i take when i stop being able to process words is i just rely on common phrases that are familiar and seem to fit the conversation, like "oh, interesting", or "how does that work?", or "makes sense", or "good to know" (recently it's been "many such cases", which. i need to stop with that one).
the trouble is, sometimes i get them mixed up and say one that's not appropriate to the context, and then the other person looks at me like i'm a madman. many such cases.
#the other day someone corrected me about a piece of information i got wrong#i cycled through many different responses because i could not process what she had said at all#finally landed on 'that's me told!'#then looked at her face and was like WAIT NO#doesn't help that if i've got a flat affect everything sounds sarcastic so 'good to know' or 'thanks very much' both make me sound rude#be shh now
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sometimes i feel like the sound effects and video filters are overdone in d&p’s videos 😭 like I think they can add comedy but if it’s happening every other minute it’s just kind of annoying to me personally 💔
#and like. d&p are funny on their own. dan making a funny/sarcastic voice doesn’t need his face going all fisheyed 💔#I actually think I already said this once so I’m not rly breaking my silence but anyway. lmao#I just like using this meme it’s funny#dan and phil#d&p#wordvom.txt
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Pac: You saw the place that [Pol] is building from the Titanic?
Fit: Oh yeah! I saw that he put up like, the big like animated like, walls and stuff, it's crazy!
Pac: Yeah, yeah! I went there one time, and we remake the- the Jack and the Rose scene, you know? From the door?
Fit: [Laughs]
Pac: [Quoting the movie (incorrectly)] "You let me go, Jack! Let me go, Jack!"
Fit: Who- who is the one that froze to death? Who got to fro– like, freeze to death?
Pac: I think it's Jack! It's Jack, right? Rose was froze by the door.
Fit: Well right, but like–
Pac: We should do it, Fit! Later on, you know?
Fit: [Laughs] Yeah, I'll be– I'll be the– uh, I'll be the one that freezes to death, yeah.
Pac: Oh, if we do that Fit, the internet's gonna be– we're gonna broke the internet! [Laughs]
Fit: [Laughs] You're not wrong! You're not wrong.
#FitMC#Pactw#QSMP#Hideduo#FitPac#September 19 2023#Bruh this thing posted itself before I even uploaded the video or write the transcript#It was literally a blank post that just said ''Fit'' and "Pac''#Tumblr continues to be a functional website (sarcastic)#But still better than the alternatives. The bar is subterranean#CinePols studio I miss you...#also Hideduo I frickin miss you but I think everyone already knows that#Love that Pac is immediately like ''Let's reenact this tragic scene between two lovers''#and Fit's like ''lol sure I'll be the one that dies''#These two... (affectionate)
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Thinking about Shannon Messenger's hundreds of main characters and why none of them seem to be truly fleshed out and how i think it's due to Shannon's sense (or her idea of a high schooler's sense) /style of writing humor. What started out as a unique character trait for Keefe has eventually become a clutch for her, helping her dial down the drama in the books and in this essay I will-
#every character uses the same jokes guys#its gotten worse as the series goes on#istg i once read a line written for edaline and thought ro had said it#the only ones with a unique sense of humor are bronte (dry humour) and tiergan (clueless humor)#everyone else at this point in the series is just sarcastic or sassy#anyway i want to expand on this#but i have chemistry to do right now :(#(i had a full rant in the tags explaining this better which i deleted becos i think it deserves it's own post)#keefe sencen#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc fandom#kotlc thoughts#shannon messenger#sophie foster
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i love how grian, who definitely knew that the apocalypse task was coming, starts his episode by upgrading his gear and is one of the first ones to "notice" the pattern of infection kills
#this isnt sarcastic at all i genuinely love this. grian said we do a little metagaming and i love him for it#secret life spoilers#secret life#life series spoilers#trafficblr#grian
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