#I really want to be Koito

[crispy-crust]

stucks them stucks them stucks them. sorry!

[kashilascorner]

Oh ok. I get now why a lot of people didn't vibe with the ending.

All and all: excellent manga, overall very good final act, too rushed final 2-3 chapters but weak and honestly mediocre epilogue, which makes the high of the ending kind of leave a bitter taste. I think Noda had a good steed and suddenly he had to finish and had to rush all. So the ending in the sense of the final arc was good but the ending proper (final couple chapters) + epilogue......... Not so much

[king-magppi]

A little comic because I wanted an excuse to draw Koito and Tsukishima, really. I love the dynamics between the members of the Seventh sm. 🙊

[madeleine-line]

How they celebrate Valentine’s Day | GK x Reader

Sorry this is late, I have been very busy. Hope everyone had a lovely day yesterday and I hope you enjoy reading.

Warnings: modern au, short headcanons, just fluff, gn!reader, might be a bit OOC (I’m rusty ^^;)

Sugimoto

Sugi isn’t big on Valentine’s Day, but if you’re excited about it he doesn’t mind participating. He’s more of a gift giving type, so you’ll come home to your bed covered in rose petals with a big basket filled with flowers and your favourite sweets in the middle, as well as a large stuffed bear who looks strangely like your boyfriend.

“I hope you like it… I wasn’t sure what to get.”

Ogata

Hyakunosuke isn’t interested in the slightest, if you bring up the idea of celebrating he’ll roll his eyes and shake his head.

“You’re really into this kind of stuff? How annoying.”

But if you’re really that desperate to celebrate he’ll give in and get you a cheap card and candies. Unceremoniously tossing them at you whenever he has a free minute. However if you buy him gifts, regardless of what it is you’ll find him using/eating/wearing them. A bright pink sweater covered in hearts that’s totally not his style? Suddenly all his other sweaters are dirty and this is all he has to wear. A stuffed cat that reminded you of him? No he doesn’t sleep with it, but it does sit on the bed and he gets oddly upset when it falls off.

Tsukishima

Tsuki is pretty old school/traditional. You’ll both get dressed up and go somewhere nice- not too expensive, just somewhere respectful and quiet. He’ll treat you to a romantic dinner for 2, his treat of course. He’ll also take some time to remind you that despite his tough exterior he appreciates your presence in his life.

“I know I don’t say it much… but I’m glad that you’re here.”

Koito

This man will take any excuse to show off. You’ll receive more gifts than you could ever begin to imagine. Everything from expensive jewelry to nice clothes- flowers, chocolates, stuffed animals, he would buy you the entire moon if he could. And of course you’ll both get dressed up to the nines and go to the most expensive, fanciest dinner possible. It’s impossible to not feel a little bit out of place. And don’t you dare look at anything in a store window or make any kind of comment about something you’ve been wanting/craving/thinking about because you can bet it��ll be yours.

“I hope you’ve been enjoying yourself as much as I have, I’ve got a few more gifts for you once we get home!”

Tanigaki

He always gets a bit sentimental around holidays. He’s more than happy to go along with whatever you’d like to do- whatever would make you happiest. But he’d love to just stay home and cook something together, occasionally slow dancing in the kitchen as something simmers. He’s a simple man and he’s not particularly interested in the superficial aspects of it all, he just wants to spend some quality time with you.

“I couldn’t imagine a better way to spend tonight, I’m glad I was able to book it off.”

[goldenkamuyhunting]

Your blog is wonderful, I love it so much! I'm reading it like crazy lately, and it's very informative and thoughtful. Nice to see people still engaging in serious discussion and analysis of Golden Kamuy. Anyways, I want to ask you a not that serious question. Do we actually know if Ogata, Tsukishima, Usami and Vasily are considered attractive in-universe? Like, it was said in canon that Tanigaki, Sugimoto, Yuusaku, Wilk, Kiroranke, Koito, Tsurumi, Inkarmat and Botarou are seen as hot. Shiraishi and Kadokura have their charm too. But what about the characters I mentioned? I've been curious about this for years :)

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Now, for your question...

Of the four of them I can only remember that Noda said that Tsukishima would be someone women would like, or Harumi Chiyo/Igogusa wouldn't have fallen for him.

It's possible Vasily used to be attractive but when he showed his scar Shiraishi reacted with disgust so now I would expect him not to be considered as such.

As I can't remember Ogata and Usami being praised for their good looks in canon nor them being defined ugly, they're probably average in terms of beauty in their own universe, even if they've good looking, muscular bodies (things are different in regard to the fandom...).

However, as I can't remember this being explicitly said in the story, please take it merely as my own guess.

Sorry I couldn't really help more and thank you for your ask!

[xaniyuu]

Modern AU KoiFuku collections 💜

Coming out as a Koito yume.. I don't post about them often, though it's been 9 months since I started loving them. Yuuzou's lore that I posted on Tumblr is very old and I've revised a lot of parts from his story. I made a fake fanwiki for him with all his recent updated lore ^_^ I'll consider posting it later

☆ Office Workers AU

They are co-workers in the same division, with Yuuzou being Otonoshin's senior and trains him with the basics of their job. Otonoshin is a fast learner so he doesn't really need Yuuzou that much. Yuuzou ends up being the one who learns a lot from his junior ♡

☆ College Students AU

This was drawn for Yuuzou's birthday on November 5th! Just a silly comic, I wanted to show Otonoshin's dedication to meeting his promises

Still College AU, I have a lot more collections of them kissing but I'll only post these ones for now :-)

☆ Canon Timeline

Takes place after Otonoshin and the others got separated by the snow storm, everyone managed to meet at the lighthouse but Yuuzou was the only one that disappeared for the night. Turns out he had stayed at a different house nearby and they meet again in the morning! Otonoshin was worried to death but he didn't want to show it hehe, they argued afterwards

[piduai]

i think that for tsurumi it was tsukishima > edogaikun > usami >>> koito > nikaido >>>>>>>>> ogata >>> kikuta as far as his disposition went

tsukishima: love that dude he's like a loyal eldest child, so open and vulnerable to abuse. will do anything, won't ask many questions, won't create trouble, owes me his life forever so i can do whatever i want to him. nice

edogaikun: exceptionally malleable and easy to manipulate, didn't have anyone besides me and inexistent agenda also. very talented and obedient. a visionary. loved him gone too soon rip

usami: loves me and will do whatever i want him to and has literally no morals so there's no limit to what extents i can push him to. points deducted because he's a weird little freak, and unlike tsukishima requires some sort of personal coddling and attention to keep him on edge

koito: never liked him. spoiled little brat. but he's in love with me and i don't really gaf about him anyway, it's his dad and his ships i care about and i got a life debt in my pocket here too. but anyway can be used if needed and doesn't cost me much after the initial investment

nikaido: whatever. tried to betray me so not a top choice, but now that there's something obviously wrong with him he's easy to keep around. fills the need for ordinary soldiers

ogata: hate that little freak, horrible vibes, being around him is mentally exhausting, requires more personal attention than the rest of them combined, eyes bigger than his stomach, hated his ugly dad too glad he's dead, do not want to go around that creature ever again, thank god he fucking left and freed me from having to deal with his sensitive insane ass

kikuta: DISGUSTING. useless old slob. always knew there's something fundamentally wrong with him and will always resent HQ for putting that thang on my ass. there's a reason i left him to warm up his fat bottom at noboribetsu and never wanted him around much. he's a spy also and he reeks of cigarettes. i will not rest until i get to put a bullet between his eyes fr

[every-koito]

Pinned

This blog inspired by @every-ogata and @every-vasily intends to post every single manga panel of Koito Otonoshin from Golden Kamuy. FAQ + info on tags under the cut

Q: What version/translation do you get the caps from?

The official VIZ release. I prefer the one by EverydayHeros Scans but I didn't want to use a fan translation for this blog

Q: Why don't you tag the characters? Not even Koito?

I don't want to clog up their tags. This post is an exception because I do want people to find me

Q: What about tagging ships?

I am posting canon content so I won't tag fanon ships

Q: Will you do the anime?

No because it would be a bit of a nightmare

Tags that I use in my posts

#chapter [number] - Indicates what chapter the panel is from

#mod speaks - For post that are me talking instead of panels

#long panel - For longer panels that might be harder to scroll through

#fav panel collection - My favourite Koito panels!

#Lt Tsurumi will scold me counter: - Followed by a number. Not really serious, it's just something that I thought would be funny

#monkey scream count: - Followed by a number. Even less serious, probably inaccurate too, but I also thought it would be funny

[nametakensff]

anonymous confession: when i need/really want to get off fast i go to either your "torture steve with a stuck snz" fic specifically the part where he finally realizes he's gonna snz or your "tickle my nose" koi/tsuki where koito is describing his stuck snz because those bits Always Work For Me

Oooh!! I can't tell you how pleased I am to hear that, anon 😚💕 Literally such a huge compliment to know my work is not only getting you off, but is your go-to content?! Amazing ✨️ Thank you so much for dropping by to let me know 😘

[mariposahxh]

!!!🏳️‍🌈

LESBIAN KILLUGON REAL

!!!🏳️‍🌈

(Gon and Killua influenced a lesbian relationship in a yuri manga & anime, Bloom Into You)

As said in an interview (shown below) with the author and series editor of Bloom Into You (Yagate Kimi ni Naru), Gon and Killua’s “light and dark relationship” is “the definition” of the sapphic relationship between Yuu Koito and Touko Nanami :

full interview here

i finished the whole manga yesterday and i found sm similarities in their relationship and personalities with Gon and Killua, they really are lesbian killugon

(mild spoilers below!!)

“Stay by my side.”

“The most important person to me.”

“You’re the only one for me.”

“It has to be you.” (TOUKO SAID THIS DURING A VOLLEY BALL GAME BTW)

“She loves me without wanting anything in return.”

c’mon they’re sooo killugon THE WAY THEY ACT AND THEY ALSO LOWKEY LOOK LIKE THEM

WLW KILLUGON

STARGAZING AND “DAZZLING”

AND A TANABATA SCENE?? (Killua’s birthday)

wait no this is literally a scene from hxh

“Loser has to do whatever the winner says!”

RIGHT DIDN’T GON SAY THAT TO KILLUA IN YORKNEW? come to think of it, we never did get to see what happened…

anyway

yeah it made me really happy when @lauretra sent this to me 😭 thank u, i will treasure this forever <3

i really cannot get over this, like can you believe that KILLUGON inspired a YURI LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP.

beautiful tbh

[chained-champion]

Ah, why hello child. It seems your power has gained an interest from me. Tell me child of scale and rot about how you got like this.

-The Crowned scarlet treasure of ruin.

//Wanted to do a little Smaug-esque for Scarlet Koito The Crowned Scarlet Treasure.

How I got like this… that’s something I don’t like remembering.

My sister and someone I thought was my friend lied about something important to me, and I found out. I was upset and ran off to calm down, and that’s when I met it.

A small purple pokemon that called itself Pecharunt. It could speak a little bit of English, and it said it could help me get stronger and prove myself to them by giving me its Toxic Chain. I was so upset I didn’t through it and accepted the deal without hesitation. I really wish I didn’t.

The chain attached to me right over my spine, and it HURT. It was just the scales around it on my back at first, but they spread, and other parts of me changed too. And I started acting more Pokémon-like. I don’t think Pecharunt expected this to happen, it ran off somewhere in the Terrarium after I…

I don’t want to say what happened then. I’ve been living in the Terrarium since though. Found a nice cave to stay in with my team.

[brokenladee]

I got thoughts.

I believe that this scene is not what it could be interpreted as. I'm not of the impression that there are any inappropriate activities here.

What I think is happening is, Koito's having a hard time at school (being bullied) and she is confiding in the teacher. (Kids got problems and they talk to their teachers, all normal.)

Ai walks in and sees it happening. At this moment I don't believe she thinks anything inappropriate was going on but it does upset her. And I understand why.

Being someone who has been in a similar scenario as a teen with a friend of 10yrs, I understand how it can make you feel like a terrible friend. Realising that someone you considered your closest friend would prefer to confide in another person ( or in my case a complete stranger) makes you question a lot of things about yourself.

Granted there are many reasons why someone would choose not to confide in a close friend but that's something you figure out as time passes.

But I understand why Ai has resentment towards Koito. I get it.

I still want more info though. What really was going on? What did she tell the teacher? What did Ai do after she saw them?

Only one way to find out.

[goldenkamuyhunting]

I wonder if you still will answer an ask / question. My ask is Do you personally think / feel there is some character that's like ended up a waste ( in term development ) or just.. didn't need to exist / continue into the next chapter at some point ? Like example, in your analysis Ogata should just died in vol 19 something like that I think.. I suddenly think like.. Vasily is a big waste or maybe he shouldn't continue to be Ogata's rival because I personally dont see it, sometimes i really think he's just like a fan service character ? Vasily went to take revenge on Ogata and go as for to Japan for that, that sound kinda romantic or something someone said that and i really dont see that ( I think Vasily fans gonna hate me ). I think Tsukishima & Koito prolly the same case at the end how they ended up breaking their loyalty to Tsurumi. I'm sorry if it's wrong the end of chapter kinda confuse me a lot.

Yes, I do still answer, even if sometimes I'm really slow about it.

Should I warn everyone that this isn't a Noda apprecciation post and that the back button in this case might be your best friend?

I hope people will be intuitive enough to figure it out on their own so without further ado let's dig into this.

Do I personally think / feel there is some character that's like ended up a waste ( in term development ) or just.. didn't need to exist / continue into the next chapter at some point ?

Oh yes. I feel quite a lot got wasted and this doesn't include just characters but also plot points actually.

Before someone will say something, I'll clear up a couple of things about what I mean.

First of all, this is my personal opinion. It's not The Truth. It's just how I feel.

Second, for me a story has to fit with Anton Chekhov's advice: If it's not essential, don't include it in the story. Especially, I'll add, if you want to write only 31 volumes and then you'll end up rushing things to fit everything in them.

So, let's start.

Let's cut from the story Sugimoto's feelings for Umeko which go nowhere and supposedly ended when Kikuta told him he should let Umeko go. He could be just in the story to help a friend's wife. After all that's why he's in the story in the anime, which completely cut Umeko's role and, anyway, it seems that's what Noda wanted since Sugimoto supposedly wanted to marry Umeko solely because Toraji told him so.

Q: Sugimoto’s main motivation to participate in the gold hunt was to heal Umeko, the girl who was his childhood friend and whom he loved. However, in the last chapter, he gives his share of the gold to Umeko’s son, since her eyes were already healed. Why did you do that?

Noda: If Umeko had not remarried and her eyes weren’t healed, the story would have needed a few more chapters, which, considering that it was post-climax, would have made it drag on needlessly.

The reason for that is Toraji told Sugimoto to get together with Umeko before dying, and he is not the kind of guy who could have ignored that and return to Hokkaido with Asirpa. [Noda’s interview for Yomiuri online paper]

Actually also let's cut her eye problems. Let's send Sugimoto to get money for Toraji's son, so he can go to school. If the whole thing with Umeko becomes a bother that needs to be solved offscreen without Sugimoto's intervention, let's just not include it.

The same goes for Ogata's feelings for his grandmother. We are told that Ogata didn't kill Tanigaki because he was a grandmother's boy and so he didn't want to murder Huci even though not killing Tanigaki causes him plenty of troubles and then... it turns out in an interview he probably poisoned his grandparents and they're no more discussed in the story.

Q17: Are Ogata’s grandparents still alive? If not, how did they die? Noda: They both disappeared before Ogata enlisted. There was half-eaten food left on the table. [Q&A section from the Golden Kamuy fanbook]

Honestly I would cut also Tanigaki's tragic backstory with his sister because... it goes nowhere in the end. He completely forgets he was meant to go back home and tell his father how his sister died, he actually goes back home because he has Inkarmat and Tsurumi is hunting him.

And since we're at it, let's cut the whole "Huci might die of worry for Asirpa", since Huci gets all better as soon as they hand her a baby.

Note that those plot points were all things I liked when I assumed they would go somewhere... instead they are just brushed off, forgotten or solved offscreen. They didn't really serve to the story, Ogata could have not killed Tanigaki because too many in the village saw him entering in Huci's house and might attack him if he were to shoot at her, and Tanigaki could have gone after Asirpa because she saved his life.

Then we've characters like Svetlana, who served zero purpose, Ogata and Vasily that were kept alive for no reason at all after Vol 19, the whole subplot with Central that went nowhere along with Wada's murder, since Tsurumi has the support of Yodogawa and could have gotten the weapons from him instead than doing it from behind Wada's back and then killing him.

To have Wilk include, among the tattooed convicts, a well known child murderer and who cares if that guy would go on murdering children once free (even though murdering children is generally considered one of the most disgusting crimes even by criminals) and his daughter is also a child, makes a huge disservice to Wilk as a supposedly good father.

Saving Tsurumi was unneeded, and the same goes for the whole Tsukishima-Koito-Tsurumi plot that goes nowhere.

Sofia shouldn't have known she had no part in Tsurumi's daughter's death if, afterward, she was meant to die thinking solely at how regretful she felt for it, and not at how her men died because she thought trying to fulfil Wilk and Kiro's dream was a good plan.

And since Jack the Ripper was clearly so poorly researched about, Noda could have just turned him into some Japanese mad slasher, no need to toss in the story another murderer who kills because he's a Christian with warped beliefs like Sekiya... and talking about warped belief and psychological problems already seen, we've Heita who has warped Ainu religion beliefs and hears voices like Edogai... okay, he's actually worse than Edogai but still close enough.

And what about the fake skins plot? Noda even forgot one of those fake skins at a certain point and solved the plot abruptly.

Ariko didn't need to 'die' to be resurrected short after and then STAY OUT OF THE STORY and not even help Asirpa, despite his father being the one who triggered the Ainu massacre falling for Tsurumi's manipulation. Not that the guy knows so this too was unneeded.

And actually the story would have probably benefitted by having Inkarmat die due to her wound and Ienaga be killed once she saved Sugimoto.

And should we dig into Tsukishima's tragic backstory which also go nowhere?

Or the rather terrible story of the raped white bear?

The extra story of the roasted little bird?

The whole "Wakayama was the one behind the skin in Barato" plot with annexed the whole "searching for the skins is useless" which gets forgotten with a shrug?

And let's not forget the whole Central plot that goes nowhere. Tsurumi knew already of the gold, Ogata got involved by Central for unclear reasons (why pick him?) and Kikuta got in the game too late and contributed too little all for Central to do basically nothing in the story.

And, since we're at it, the whole Noboribetsu thing was also handled poorly.

I guess I could add more but that's what came to my mind as of now. I fear it's already way too much...

Now, I've basically rushed up through everything and I realize this instead would need to be expanded to be more understandable, as some plot points/characters might seem of relevance... when actually could have been solved way more quickly and efficently... especially since at the end Noda rushed through the story because he wanted to end at vol 31.

If one has a set a specific volume for the ending he should do well his math and not add extra that merely dilute the story for no real purpose.

If it's not essential, don't include it in the story.

But whatever, if you or someone else now feels the need for clarifications of why some plot points/characters felt useless/didn't deserve to live that long, you can write me.

If you or someone else feel they actually were important, okay, that's your opinion, I'm not saying you've to change it, just don't try to change mine. I prefer not to argue about things I didn't like of GK, it makes happy no one and feels rather boring.

Sorry if this wasn't what you were hoping for and thank you for your ask!

[omo321]

omg hiiii I just finished watching s3 of gk want to talk about why it's your favorite season??? <- wanted to ask this before but didn't just in case of spoilers

hello!! :333 oh glad to hear! :D Im actually not quite done with the 4th season yet (so far 3rd is still my favorite, but I liked 4th's ending) so you're catching up to me haha

*vaguely gestures to the entirety of it* I mean?? haha okay lemme think of specific things I loved... (besides the better animation, or at least i felt it was better)

-russia(n empire) mentioned!! and in a way that is interesting, too! I mean, as opposed to how usually russians in anime are just a flavor of europeans, even tho russia has maritime border (and active territorial conflict yaay) with japan, so you'd think they'd have more to say lol. +also solid (if accented) russian is delightful. I recently read that Tsukishima's voice actor went out of his way to get Russian pronunciation right and I did love it <33

btw the first time I watched it, I couldn't understand what Ogata's "barchonok" is supposed to mean :D some time later it dawned on me (ahhh like, "barin's kid"), so the meaning can be deduced, but the word is obsolete ig... which makes sense with the time period

-kiroranke's whole arc

-wolverine scene

-asirpa vs ogata!!!!!!!!

-ogata vs vasily!!!

-koito and tsukishima's time to shine and their dynamic too (I love this sm theyre so silly)

-sugimoto's group in the circus jdkghdfgj koito especially

-vladivostok flashback (I am unwell about tsurumi's backstory and have a soft spot for the wilk-kiro-sofia trio too)

-the ending of the shinsengumi guy's episode almost made me tear up

-yuusetsu (I heard it after hibana, but they both were what convinced me to watch GK)

-tsumikegare (plays over asirpa vs ogata, for one)

to be honest it's been something like a year and a half since I last rewatched it so i would otherwise have more to say, but those stood out the most to me I guess :DDD

ps. I wanna say Tsukishima's flashback too, but while I did reread it recently, I don't remember the anime version too well. I sure remember thinking about it a lot :DDD it left me confused about if Chiyo was dead or not in the end (I get that she's alright now, which means Tsurumi didnt even lie that much?? all he did was tell tsukishima the truth, then briefly lie to make Tsukishima more attached to him? really not as bad as I initially thought lol.....)

which season is your favorite? you did say something about how its better at what 1 and 2 seemingly tried to do, or something like that (I forgor)

[ghost-on-mars1]

I made the au post as a joke but it's genuinely taken over my brain as I realized a lot of common things with both series, which are both some of my fav.

The main soc au group would be Tsukishima, Koito, Inkarmat, Tanigaki, Vasily, and Ogata. They are a part of a larger gang which is the 7th with Tsurumi as their leader. They would get in a bunch of side quests probably but would still break into the Ice Court for Jurda Parem secrets. Instead they are finding Wilk though and Asirpa would be the Kuwei who has information everyone wants after their father is killed.

None of the characters are really directly correlates to the crows though

Koito is official leader of the crew, kinda Jespers comedy but also the crews spider

Tsukishima is the right hand man and advices a lot of leadership decisions with Koito, the least like a crow I feel since Igogusa would be his Inej but shes long gone when the story starts

Inkarmat is a heart render who is the Nina of the crew, does fortune readings

Tanigaki is the Matthias I'd say except he's not fjerdan, the big one plus knows how to traverse the wilderness

Vasily would be the group fjerdan bent on getting back at someone else on the crew. I'm not sure how fjerdans would treat snipers but I think he'd defect on his own to hunt down Ogata

Ogata is the marksman of course and I would relate him to Kaz but he's honestly so much worse, funnily enough they both lost their brothers in very different ways

Also Ienaga is a healer who's also learned some tailoring that runs a hotel and Edogai is a durast taxidermist that is given skins in exchange for helping the 7th

I have so many more thoughts on them so I'm probably gonna post about this more but I haven't read shadow and bone yet

[nametakensff]

☔🍂for k/oito or 🧽🌿 for t/sukishima? 💚

I am so sorry this took so long but I am finally done with this excessively horny fic 💀

(Finished K/oito prompt is here 💕)

T/sukishima has increasingly exhibitionistic fantasies about K/oito getting off to his ceaseless allergies. He decides to expose himself to even more allergens to really get under K/oito's skin

~~~~~~~

Content:

M/M, established relationship, I guess 'normal', domestic AU? (they own a house in the Chiba suburbs or something), dust allergies, pollen allergies, grass allergies, K/oito has the fetish and T/sukishima loves it, exhibitionism, voyeurism, masturbation, blow jobs

Slapped under a read more - very NSFW (as per lol)

Tsukishima dragged a wrist across his twitching nostrils, grimacing slightly at the twin wet streaks they left on his skin. He was going to sneeze again soon, almost like clockwork. He had known when Koito, dick hard and straining against the fabric of his finely tailored trousers, had thrust him outside to work on the garden that his sneezing wouldn’t cease in the slightest. He knew it was more to get him out of Koito’s immediate vicinity than to actually quell any allergic reactions – he was just as allergic to pollen and grass as he was to all the dust their spring-cleaning attempts had unearthed.

Koito hated cleaning – had grown up in a house where well-mannered servants would sneak in while he was at school and make his bed for him. His already sour mood would not allow for the extra irritation of fetishistic desire heating his skin and leaving goosebumps in its wake with every harsh sneeze from his lover. He had ground his teeth and clutched the sponge in his hand like a stress ball, attempting to ignore each fit of messy, desperate sneezes that forced their way out of Tsukishima until he simply couldn’t take it anymore.

Still, Tsukishima thought to himself, it wasn’t as if he could help his reaction to various allergens any more than Koito could help his own reciprocal arousal. He had offered to get Koito off – it was no skin off his nose if their cleaning was dragged out by a couple of fucks on the living room floor. It would be a welcome distraction from the itchy tears that spilled from his eyes and the near constant buzz in his sinuses. But no. Koito’s hatred for chores of any kind had won out over the erection that throbbed with every drenching sneeze Tsukishima let out unhindered. He simply wanted the cleaning done. And so, Tsukishima had been banished, out of sight and out of mind. Though perhaps not entirely out of hearing.

He paused where he knelt before the bed of flowers, glove-clad hands frozen in their motion of pulling errant weeds from the dirt. His breath stuttered as the tickle crested for what was easily the hundredth time that day. Yeah, he was definitely going to sneeze again. His small nostrils twitched devilishly, almost lustily, in preparation for his fit. He ushered it in with several measured, deep breaths through his nose before his body reflexively took over for him, chest heaving as the gasps grew shorter and closer together until –

“Hehhh��EIIIISH’ooooh!! HEEIIISH!!! HAHDDT’choo!!”

He cringed forward with them, resting his palms on his thighs, allowing each sneeze free range of the air. The flowers in front of him were blown back by the force of his expulsions before bobbing back into place, glittering droplets settling on their waxy petals. He watched the heavy cloud of spray dissipate and shivered pleasantly in the aftermath. Those sneezes had felt particularly euphoric, if not a little messier than he had bargained for. Small trails of mess hung threateningly down to his lower lip. He lifted the neck of his tank top up to squeeze it away, worrying his nose through the fabric for a few extra seconds when he realised how good it felt to physically bully the tickle into submission.

Satisfied he was done for the moment, he returned to his work. He wondered if Koito had heard him from inside their home – having made no effort to hold back, it was likely. He hoped it made his cock throb. The thought of driving Koito up the wall whilst he innocently tended to their garden was certainly making it harder to concentrate on the task at hand. He gave his own budding erection a welcoming squeeze through the fabric of his jeans, promising himself he would take a break soon to relieve himself in their downstairs bathroom.

Most people would probably be surprised to learn that behind his placid and stony composure lay a bottomless pit of sexual desire. He didn’t blame them – it’s not like it was something one advertised to the world. It had certainly shocked Koito, though it had also delighted him. Tsukishima had been happy to finally find a partner who could keep up with him in bed, let alone someone he had fallen deeply in love with. He found his mind wandering, jumping from one glorious image to another: Koito bringing him to orgasm with his strong, brown hands; Koito taking him into his mouth and sucking him down like he was the sweetest thing he had ever tasted; Koito pressing into him with his generous length and fucking him mercilessly until he came untouched.

He was entirely hard now. The second his love was done with the cleaning, he was fucking him. The delayed gratification of these mind-numbing chores would make it all the sweeter.

His nose was tickling again, nostrils beginning to flare and pinken as the sensation teased them. He imagined Koito watching him from one of their upstairs windows, perhaps pretending to clean the window pane, eyes locked on Tsukishima as he knelt back in preparation for another spraying release.

The itch was so strong it sent shivers throughout his extremities. Sometimes the tickle before the sneeze was just as enjoyable – the way it toyed with him, forced him to abandon all control and offer himself up to it. His tongue pressed up against his bottom teeth, flexing gently in a way that helped the tickle to culminate. He wasn’t sure why this worked for him, but he hoped Koito could make out his desperate expression – nostrils twitching, eyelids starting to droop against the tickle, mouth hanging open. A ridiculous sight to see, he was sure. Koito would delight in it.

The tickle suddenly swelled, tears prickling at the corners of his eyes as his allergies had their way with him.

“HEH! Hh-HH-HDDT-!! HEIIIISHHH’oooh!! HZZSCH’Ooh!! HEH-EIISSHH!! EISSSH’Oooohh!! Oh…”

The sneezes electrified him, washing over him in waves and leaving his head swimming with pleasure. He trembled when he was done, a small sigh escaping him as he wiped his damp lips against a raised forearm. The flowers, mercilessly baptised once again, bobbed gently in their bed. Not exactly what Koito had meant when he told me to water the flowers, but much more preferable, I’m sure. He allowed himself a small smirk, finishing up his work as he fantasised about Koito coming into his own hand, maybe all over the recently cleaned window pane, as he watched Tsukishima lose all control in the garden below. He knew Koito would be feeling honest-to-god jealousy watching him bathe their marigolds in his spray, wishing for all the world he could trade places with the lucky plants. His cock throbbed again and again.

Flower beds successfully de-weeded, he stood up and wiped his gloved hands half-heartedly on his jeans. He scanned the garden for other chores. Since Koito had not given him the go-ahead to come back inside just yet, he figured he would need to find something else to do outside. Their grass was freshly mown – they had organised for this to be done whilst they were both at work last week; Koito, because he hated it as much as any other chore, and Tsukishima, because he would be unable to mow straight for sneezing.

Looking round one last time, he confirmed it. There really was nothing left to be done. He would go back inside – Koito would just have to accept that he was going to sniffle and sneeze for the remainder of the day, the combined dust and pollen having done more than enough damage. A couple of orgasms would probably be just the ticket to helping him unwind, as much as he may initially fight it. Maybe Tsukishima could finish all the dusting for him while Koito lay back on their couch, cock in hand and watching as the shorter man wasn’t quite as careful with the feather duster as he should be.

He shook his head and smiled softly. Even if Koito wasn’t in the mood for sex, he certainly needed to get himself off. These fantasies were getting out of control.

He was just about to re-enter the house through their sliding screen door when he heard the familiar rumbles of a lawn mower engine being fired into ignition. Focusing in on the sound, he realised it was next door – the Yamato household. One would think their lawn would have no grass left, given the house-proud diligence with which Mr Yamato upheld his rigid mowing schedule. Whenever Tsukishima normally heard the tell-tale engine sounds from across the fence, he made sure that every window was shut tight against the offending grass-filled air. If he was outside, he’d scramble inside as quickly as he possibly could, lest he sneeze his proverbial brains out for hours afterwards.

Today was not a normal day. Today, he felt like enjoying the spring sun for just a little while longer. Perhaps he had missed a few weeds in the flower beds after all. It was merely a coincidence that they sat up against the adjoining fence to the Yamato property. Surely Koito would understand.

Tsukishima felt his heart race at what he was about to do. It felt scandalous, willingly exposing himself to allergens – sure, he’d induced with them before for Koito’s pleasure, but he’d never actually let himself linger outside in the line of exposure to mown grass before. His reaction to it was downright nuclear, much more rapid than the prolonged, drawn out sneezes his allergies to pollen and dust teased out of him. Grass left him dizzy and breathless. This was objectively a stupid idea. And yet, it had his cock throbbing – the image of Koito, fussing over him in his allergic misery, completely torn between loving concern and the desire to bury himself to the hilt inside the shorter man as his body was wracked with sneeze after sneeze after sneeze.

Either way, it was too late now. He heard Yamato begin his predictable pattern up and down the lawn, could smell the tantalising fresh scent of the grass as it floated on the air. He absent-mindedly patted the dirt of the flower bed, attempting to look like he was actually gardening, all the while taking gentle inhales through his tickly nostrils.

Five minutes later, he’d had more than enough. Through sheer willpower, he had managed to hold back what he knew would be an incredible fit. Eyes overflowing with allergic tears, he pulled his feet free of his boots and made his way into the house, peeling off his garden gloves and dropping them haphazardly on the kitchen counter. He choked on a sudden gasp of air, sure he would lose his composure at last, before he managed to reel himself back in. The desperate inhale had echoed loudly in the otherwise quiet household, and it was following this that Tsukishima heard Koito making his way downstairs.

“Tsukishima? Are you done with the garden?”

Of course, he was completely unable to answer, right on the precipice of losing control as he was. He could only stand there and gasp, eyes swimming with tears and nostrils flared to capacity, desperately holding back until Koito could reach him. He saw the blurred image of Koito freeze in the doorframe, heard the “Wha-?!” as the taller man took in the sight of him stood there, chest heaving as he hitched, and hitched, and hitched…

It was too much. Sucking in a final breath, Tsukishima surrendered himself to the overwhelming tickle as it ground cruelly against his sinuses.

“HAH-EIIIISH’OOOOH!!”

His body rocked forward with the force of it, entire face buzzing with the itch. He heard Koito moan. His lips twitched into a smile, or at least tried to as his jaw dropped open to welcome in another huge breath. The tickle felt like a feather pressed right up against the deepest part of his nostril – no longer a pointed spike of irritation but an eye-watering tingling that seemed to trigger every nerve all at once. It was so intense that he felt helpless to do anything but usher the next sneeze in as quickly as possible, desperate for relief.

“HADT!! HEEEISHHHOooh!!”

Even to his own ears, the sneeze sounded impossibly wet. He could feel the resulting moisture on his lips clearly enough to picture the aerosol cloud it had produced. He imagined droplets soaring down onto the kitchen tile, cleaned just this morning. He heard Koito curse and stride towards him, reaching out and steadying him by the elbow as he exploded with another “HEH-EISSHHHH!!” He barely had time to lick his bottom lip clean before the rest were upon him.

“HAH-EIIISHHHOOH! HDDD’SHHH!! HAHD’DZZZ’SHOOH!! EISHHHH!!!”

Koito was leading him to the living room now, and he tried his best to walk whilst he erupted helplessly, his nose trying with all its might to expunge the grass, pollen and remnants of dust that tickled and teased.

Staying outside and exposing his already abused sinuses to even more allergens really had been stupid – he knew that, and he knew he’d be sneezing for practically the rest of the day. But it felt so fucking good to sneeze like this – violent, unabashed, desperate sneezes that soothed the itch like a balm. His skin prickled with pleasure, goosebumps rising to the surface. He gasped again, felt his head shake briefly as the tickle held him on the edge before he plummeted forward with a supremely pleasurable “HADT’DIIISSHHOOooh!!”

“Bless you, honey, bless you, jesus christ!”

Koito knelt before him where he had pushed him down on the couch. He sounded positively ruined, more out of breath than Tsukishima, if that were even possible at this point. Knowing his lover had purposely placed himself directly in the firing range of his powerful sneezes, Tsukishima made a point to lean forward and drench him as much as he could manage. He could make out the unmistakeable sound of frantic masturbation. It was distinctively wet sounding, the ‘shlck-shlck’ of Koito’s hand as he stroked himself with abandon betraying just how aroused he’d become in a matter of minutes.

“HAHH-EISHHOOOh!! EEIISHHH!! HAH’EIIIIIISSSSHHHHH!!! Ahh, K-koito-!! I can’t s-stopp-!!”

He felt Koito’s hand grasp for his knee and squeeze tight.

“Tsukishima, you’re going to make me-!”

Koito cut himself off with a breathless whimper. He was so close now. Tsukishima wanted to watch him come but knew that was an impossibility – he could barely open his eyes a fraction of the way before the tickle forced them shut, and the allergic tears all but blinded him. He could only sneeze, and luckily that was exactly what both of them wanted. He snorted back some of the mess that was dripping down to his lips, igniting an itch so fierce the resulting sneezes tumbled out of him rapid-fire and breathless.

“HDDT’EIIISSHHH-EIIISHHHH-EISHHHH-EEEISH-ISSHH-SHHHTT!!”

His lungs forced him to suck in a choppy gasp to fuel a massive, final sneeze to round off the fit. He buckled forward, grasping blindly for the arm of the couch to steady himself as it tore through him.

“HHDDDT-!! EEII’YESHHHHOOOOoohhh-!!”

He heard Koito’s pleasured whine, and in his mind and on the floor kneeling before him, Koito orgasmed hard. He practically shuddered with it, that last sneeze echoing in his ears and dripping down his face in rivulets. Never before had he heard Tsukishima sneeze so violently and so consecutively, and he had been lucky enough to be drenched head-on with every single gorgeous explosion. Each time he expected the pleasurable waves to recede, the delicate motion of his hand would send a new one pulsing through him, leaving him twitching helplessly.

Tsukishima struggled to catch his breath, rubbing his eyes one at a time with the base of his palms. He seemed to be done sneezing for the immediate moment, though he knew he’d be starting up again soon enough. Koito’s fingers continue to pulse convulsively where they gripped his knee. Finally able to open his eyes and squint down between his legs, he noted with no small amount of pride that Koito was still coming, cock flicking back and forth in the caged prison of his brown hand. The results of his orgasm splattered over the floor, the couch, even Tsukishima’s trouser leg.

At last, Koito sagged forward with a reedy sigh, signalling the end of his pleasure. He leaned his forehead against Tsukishima’s thigh, cock still in hand, drooping and leaking all over the floor.

“Fuckkk……” He sighed against the shorter man’s thigh. Tsukishima’s chest rumbled with a low chuckle.

“You okay?” He stroked the nape of Koito’s neck, finding it damp with sweat.

“Hnnng….”

“You’re getting your own cum all over yourself.”

Koito bristled and scoffed.

“As if you’ve ever had a problem with that before.”

“True. But it’s not exactly conducive to a successful spring cleaning.”

Koito peered up at him, flushed and glassy eyed but still managing to look daggers at Tsukishima as if he hadn’t just had the orgasm of a lifetime with his boyfriend’s sneezes dripping down his face.

“And whose fault is that, you allergic bastard! Fuck!”

Koito scrambled forward, incensed, and squeezed Tsukishima’s own neglected erection through his pants. Tsukishima gasped at the pleasure-pain of it, long overdue an orgasm of his own. Koito smirked as he felt the phallus under his palm throb enthusiastically in response. He quickly set to undoing the fly of the shorter man’s pants and extracted Tsukishima’s painfully hard cock. It was as thick and solid as the rest of the man, the sight leaving Koito’s mouth watering in anticipation - and then he was expertly sucking the length of it into his mouth.

Tsukishima bucked up involuntarily, the sudden feeling of his entire cock being encased in the velvet heat of Koito’s mouth and throat overwhelming him and forcing a deep groan out of him. This is what he had wanted. This is what exposing himself to his terrible grass allergies had been for. Koito bobbed his head in earnest and Tsukishima rested a hand in his hair, slinging his other arm over the back of the couch as he watched his partner work him.

Koito pulled off him suddenly with a lewd pop.

“You taste amazing.” He admitted, taking him back into his mouth.

Tsukishima moaned appreciatively as Koito swirled his tongue around the head of his cock before sinking down on the rest of his length.

“Thanks. Been working up a sweat for you.”

Koito hummed and continued to tease him, using his tongue to run up the thick vein on the underside of Tsukishima’s cock. He was so damned good at this. Tsukishima was suddenly overwhelmed with both intense attraction and fondness for Koito. He carded his hand through the younger man’s hair.

“I thought about you watching me. In the garden.”

Koito paused for just a moment, eyes searching Tsukishima’s face, imploring him to elaborate before he returned to his ministrations.

“I imagined you stood by the window, touching yourself as you watched me sneeze. And I did sneeze, darling, I sneezed so much. All over our flowers. It felt so good.”

Koito whimpered around his dick. Tsukishima continued.

“I put on quite a show for you, just in case. I didn’t hold back at all – I’m surprised you couldn’t hear me. I’m sure all of the neighbours did. It made me hard.”

Koito froze for a split-second before frantically pulling off him. The sudden rush of cold air on his naked, wet cock sent shivers running through Tsukishima. The younger man gazed at him, eyes blazing with undisguised lust, and grabbed him by the front of his tank top.

“Bedroom. Now.”

Tsukishima blinked and gestured around the room with one hand.

“What about-“

“Cleaning be damned! I need to be inside of you. Get your ass up before I go genuinely insane.”

Tsukishima smirked and rose to his feet, cock slapping against his belly with the movement. He rubbed a finger under his twitching nostrils just to watch the way Koito’s eyes locked in on the movement.

“Yes, sir.”

Koito regarded him for a moment longer before his eyes fixed on the far corner of the room. He pointed at the large feather duster, rudely abandoned following Tsukishima’s banishment to the garden.

“And bring that with you.”