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What the hell are you eating to gain such a voluptuous rear. People????
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#cotl#art#cotl fanart#cotl lamb#cult of the lamb#cotl narinder#narilamb#I promise I draw other things besides cotl#I SWEAR T^T#shitpost
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But … how the staff swear? We Need to know that too…(of you want of course … love your art and your Amazing humor!!!)
(thank you! :D)
Trein: said 'damn' once when he was sixteen, still lays awake at night in embarrassment about his deplorable lapse in manners.
Vargas: swears like an old-timey carnival strongman. lots of "poppycock" and "what the devil" and an occasional "deuces!" (this makes classes very confusing for poor Deuce)
Crowley: doesn't intentionally swear, but every once in a while he'll, like...put together a presentation on the new staff policies or something that builds up to an acronym which, by complete coincidence, spells out something shockingly depraved.
it happens often enough that you'd think he's doing it on purpose, except. it's Crowley.
Sam: swears in the text, gets away with it because the character reading is always something else
(this is very specific to the Japanese version and probably too meta but I made myself laugh with it, I...I'm sorry)
#art#twisted wonderland#yeah here's some more characters swearing#i promise i will get back to actual Jokes™ at some point#(sorry for spamming a bit! just catching up on things)#anyway thanks for joining me for today's edition of crewel being slapped in the face with a sudden and unwelcome sense of sonder#trein: mister crewel need i remind you that i also have access to the internet#crewel: la la la i can't hear you#trein: i am aware of the existence of websites other than those that exclusively provide cat videos#crewel: lA LA LA --
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oughh, BETTER LATE THAN NEVER
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PALETTE<33 ofc took the chance to draw them as a found family, and ink being over-emotional as a plus💖💥 ahh, 21 years, i didn't know he had grown so much
i would've loved to do something WAY bigger but inspiration never came as it should:( hope this is okay!
palette roller by @angeutblogo ink sans by @/comyet dream sans by @/jokublog
#though. probablyy(? i'll post more stuff tomorrow or so#i don't knowww i'll see#(not promising anything)#because i swear. there was a bunch of incomprehensible sketches before this one came out#perhaps i'll take one of 'em and do something more#palette my son. i am deeply sorry#undertale#undertale au#utmv#dreamtale#dream sans#ink sans#drink ship#dream x ink#palette sans#palette roller#fluffy art#fluffy ink
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the silly
#fallout new vegas#yes man#Ive been....getting into him lately. ahem#Im exceedingly normal about this character i swear and promise ok?
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yes I made some basic ass dp fanart I needed a playlist header
#ask me for the playlist link please please please please please#I swear I have such good music taste I promise#danny phantom#my art#I spent so long on this argh
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Hayden Greene
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rainbow dash hospital episode aaaand if you don't know what Ketamine is: (see, now this is funny AND educational. Twilight would be so proud)
#mlp#mlp fim#my little pony#my art#notfocks#comic#rainbow dash#twilight sparkle#my pony#unnamed pink severally injured guy#this is very funny if you know what ketamine is i promise guys i swear i
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He'll pick up Epel at 2:30.
Pt. 1 | Pt. 2 | You're here! | Pt. 4 | Pt. 5 | Pt. 6 | Final
#okay im done i promise#the other first years dont strike me as swearers#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland fanart#twst fanart#heartslabyul#riddle rosehearts#twst riddle#deuce spade#twst deuce#ace trappola#twst ace#twst ramshackle#twst mc#twst oc#twst yuu#yuusona#pomefiore#vil schoenheit#twst vil#epel felmier#twst epel#cheekindraws#Riddle's Swear School
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Part 2
Part 1
“What’s that supposed to mean?” Eddie stands and follows Steve to the door as he’s pulling on his shoes. He wants to stop him, pull the shoe out of his hand and drag Steve back to the couch, but he doesn’t have any right. He’s not entirely sure Steve won’t push him away if he tries to touch him right now, anyways.
“You think I’m straight and I was convinced you were into me,” Steve leans against the door frame to pull his other shoe on. He mutters under his breath, “I should’ve never listened to Robin an-”
“Robin was in on this?” He interrupts that thought. It throws Eddie. They’re such a tight knit group, he doesn’t know how they were so far off track with him.
“We spent hours going through every stupid interaction we had. Thought we had it all figured out.” He huffs and walks back over to the coffee table to pick up his wallet and keys. “I guess we’re both idiots.”
“No, Steve,” he tries to reach out and grab Steve’s arm, but he moves too quickly and Eddie’s left grasping air, “you’re not.”
“It’s fine, I’m used to it, anyways.” Steve scrambles to pull his sweater back on, the cold just starting to seep into the night air outside.
“Can you just slow down for a second?” Eddie stops trying to catch Steve and plants himself in front of the door. “What do you mean, you’re used to it?”
“Are you going to trap me here?”
“Answer the question.”
“This part, Eddie,” he sighs and gestures between them like that means anything to Eddie. “Everyone I’ve ever confessed to or made a move on has had the same reaction.” He looks off to the side, unable to look Eddie in the eye. “I’m pretty sure I’m the problem. Good ole Steve Harrington, too stupid to notice no one is interested in him.”
“Steve, you’re not stupid.”
“Feels like it most of the time.” He pinches his nose again, still not looking at Eddie, more like through him, gaze pinned to somewhere in the middle of Eddie’s chest. “Can you please move? We can pretend like this never happened and I promise I won’t make any weird moves on you ever again. I’m still friends with Nancy and Robin after everything, I can do it with you, too.”
Eddie skips over the whole Robin part of that in his head because he doesn’t have the brain power to analyze anything beyond Steve’s feelings for him. He never saw this coming. No one, boy or girl or anything in between, has ever made a move on Eddie before. He’s the local freak. There’s no way he could have predicted the town’s golden boy hero would make the moves on him.
He takes in how disheveled Steve’s become in the last few minutes. How hastily he’s thrown on his sweater. The mess of Steve’s hair from the hand that’s run through it several times since he got up from the couch. Barely laced up shoes so he could get out the door faster. He’s normally so put together and this, the sight of him so frazzled, frightens Eddie.
They were fast friends after everything happened with Vecna, leaning on each other for support. Becoming inseparable with King Steve wasn’t something Eddie ever imagined, but it was so easy. Neither of them were what each other had built up in their heads from the rumor mill around Hawkins. Eddie’s never had a guy friend as close as Steve. Sure, he had Hellfire and Corroded Coffin, but Eddie’s always been a bit of a loner.
It was impossible to feel alone with Steve as a friend. He had a way of knowing when you needed support, always just there when Eddie felt alone or needed a physical presence when the weight of the upside down was dragging him down. There wasn’t a day in the past six months that Eddie didn’t see Steve, even if it was only in passing or a quick little jaunt down to Family Video, he’s a constant presence in Eddie’s life.
To lose that? Would be like losing a part of himself. Like losing a limb. Losing his home.
And he’s scared. He doesn’t want to let Steve walk out that door, the weight of losing him forever lingering in the air. But he can’t trap him here. That wouldn’t be fair to Steve.
He moves out of the way, taking a step towards Steve, but he sidesteps Eddie and reaches for the door.
“Steve-”
“Don’t worry about me, Eddie,” he doesn’t turn around, but hesitates halfway out the door. “I’ll be fine.”
With the soft click of the door closing, he’s gone.
And that should be the end of it. Closed book. Eddie doesn’t like Steve and Steve needs to move on. There’s not much Eddie can do about that.
But it haunts him.
If you didn’t know Steve, you wouldn’t realize that anything was wrong. He’s acting normal, smile on his face when he jokes with Robin, complaining about the kids being terrors, going to his job.
But there’s something in the set of his shoulders, in the way his smile droops when he thinks no one’s paying attention to him, in the way Robin protectively hovers around him when Eddie is nearby. It’s clearly a facade he’s putting on to get by.
And Eddie aches. There’s a pit in his stomach that opened up that day and it hasn’t closed. Steve avoids his touch and the chasm grows larger, dragging Eddie further into the darkness. Casual hangouts halted. No more divulging of nightmares or fears late at night. A piece of Eddie is with Steve and he’s bereft of comfort. Unsettled.
He lies awake replaying that kiss over and over in his head. Thinking about what Steve said after. There’s no comfort in the way he handled the situation. It feels like he miscalculated, like pushing Steve away was the wrong move and now his life will never be the same again.
Maybe it won’t. Maybe there’s no way for them to move forward and for him to not break Steve’s heart every day. Steve said he was an idiot, but Eddie’s positive he’s got it all backwards. Eddie’s the idiot.
And he can’t stop thinking about kissing Steve.
#stranger things#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie#katie writes#again I promise this will have a happy ending#feel free to yell at me#angst#the comfort is COMING I swear
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Kloktober day 3: horror movie crossover.
Toki and Brahms.... do you understand my vision....
#phoenxwright art#metalocalypse#toki wartooth#dethklok#adult swim#mtl fanart#kloktober#the boy#brahms heelshire#I promise I wasn't drooling when drawing this i promjse i promise i pinkie swear i was thinking clean thoughts#ung
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hey guys guess who's back
#malevolent#malevolent podcast#malevolent fanart#kayne malevolent#kayne#kayne fanart#blood tw#i'm probably not back-back cause this is the only thing i have to share#but i'm not totally dead i promise lmao#anyways i love waitress' music. definitely go check 'em out#i swear kayne isn't my favorite he's just fun to animate
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klik goes on human removal therapy. a human is removed
this is a silly little one off comic for the therian HRT stuff goin around!! i do have somethin cookin in the back of my head for an actual thing but in a pretty different direction. so this is my hat thrown in the therian HRT, featuring KLIK the GOBLIN (my sweet evil cheese i love her)
and dont worry for kilk shes a certified thing she can always become somethin else
as for dr erian. well he was fucken up a lot of meds and i dont think kliks gonna do any worse
also based on @ayviedoesthings animal hrt (i am shamelessly tagging aheehee agiggle)
okok have a nice day drink water go lick a bug or somethin
#i swear ta god if the image quality doesnt work#im gonna eat a hat#im gonna do it#ill eat that hat i promise you#my art#digital art#therian hrt#animal hrt#otherkin hrt#dr erian hrt#dr erian#hyper city#gun goblin#klik
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Best RPF Ship - Round 4 Match 1
#phan#zamasian#dan and phil#iwtv#phil lester#daniel howell#assad zaman#eric bogosian#youtube#amc iwtv#interview with the vampire#rpf#rpf tourney#round 4#i promise you. i swear on my LIFE that i used a wheel spinner to see which of the iwtv ships got put w them lol
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Spock and whatshisface yuri
rejoice for there is yuri
#it was really meant to be just a sketch. i promise i swear.#spock#spock fanart#james t kirk#kirk fanart#amok time#k/s#kirk/spock#spirk#spirk fanart#k/s fanart#star trek#star trek tos#st tos#star trek fanart#digital art#artists on tumblr#rebisrot
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#turns out yes he could#the second one is different i promise#hes simp i swear to god#they both are#they deserve each other#hannigram#murder husbands#hannibal#will graham#hannibal nbc#nbc hannibal#hannibal netflix#netflix#hannibal lecter#hugh dancy#mads mikkelsen#bryan fuller#hannibal crack#revive hannibal#renew hannibal
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