#I now have enough energy

[oh-hell-help-me]

July 24: Tell An Old Joke Day

For Bowser, it has been awhile since he cracked open his old collection of jokes- metaphorically, of course.

… And maybe physically, but you didn’t hear it from him.

Considering his current status as a dad of eight, it was honestly a Parental Crime to not have cracked a single dad joke after his marriage.

It seemed to be a good day. Hell, it was a good morning to crack them out-

And it started at breakfast.

For whatever reason, Lemmy always instigates his siblings for a new place to play. Today was a ‘middle of the rainforest’ type of proposal, and everyone was understandably skeptical.

“But what if it rains?” Wendy wrinkles her nose, and while Bowser understood that distaste (water and pink bows don’t mix well), he couldn’t help but interject.

“Then you have a shell-ter.”

Ludwig and Wendy are quick to catch it, quietly letting out pained groans as they slump into their seat.

Iggy, on the other hand, hasn’t caught on yet.

“And, pray tell, where exactly would we find shelter? Forests aren’t exactly known for structurally superfluous roofing.”

And Bowser could only grin wider as he gets ready to reply-

“It wouldn’t be too much of a leak in logic to bring an umbrella, no?”

But his husband is quicker, blue eyes sparkling as he watches Iggy’s face dawn in realization.

It didn’t take long for Bowser hear the drawn out, quiet ‘noooo’ as the green haired Koopaling stares at his dads in disbelief.

Morton understandably doesn’t know what is happening, but still has enough observational ability to see that three of his siblings are in exasperated despair.

“Umbrella dumb, why not ship?”

“Well,” Bowser feels his face nearly split by his grin. “if you don’t mind flying, you can get yourself a shellicopter.”

He new that Morton wouldn’t miss it this time, and revels as his son’s face screws up in thought- and then bounces into indignation.

“Not funny!”

“I don’t know,” Luigi delicately wipes his mouth of whipped cream. “I’d say he’s rather punny.”

“Not you too!” It’s Roy who interjects, looking like someone had stolen his favorite dessert.

“It’s too early for puns.�� And there’s Junior, clearly still muzzy from sleep as he tries to take a wobbling bite into a strawberry.

“I’m shell-shocked you’re not joining in, Junior!” Lemmy seemed to share his fathers’ enthusiasm for linguistic creativity.

On the other hand, Larry is staring at the three with a deadpan look. “I thought getting married would have made you forget Dad Jokes.”

“How could I forget?”

He hears Luigi giggle. “Knowing your father, he is one the few here to have turtle recall on Dad Perks. And since when did marriage have to do anything with a sense of humor?”

And like a good husband, Bowser agrees wholeheartedly. “It’s the height of humor! With Luigi, I will no doubt see him reach it as well!”

“Mio amore, next to you, reaching your height is but a pipe dream.”

“Pfft. Don’t sell yourself short, love.”

“Please.” It’s Ludwig who whines, already having his ears covered. “Just. Stop. Punning.”

“I can’t, bambino.” Luigi is clearly holding back a laugh. “I sink it’s impossible when my own papa passed the tradition to me and your uncle. I dare say he tortoise well.”

The collective groans inside the Dining Hall was music for the ears.

And it was a morning Bowser will treasure forever.

[heartorbit]

lets run to a new world together! ✨

[daily-odile]

head pats...

[ahalliance]

antoine + étoiles insane moments for ur consideration :] @etoilesbienne @icockeatpanda @jahanmp4

eng transcript below:

[Video Transcript:

(First clip plays.)

Antoine: Look at what’s written in the heart, dude.

Etoiles: Holy shit, it’s you and me, dude!

Antoine: Oh yeah, A + E, dude

(overlapping) Etoiles: Antoine and Etoiles. Dude, holy shiiiit

Etoiles: Hey all that is destiny, dude

Antoine: I’m the one who did it in the hopes of stumbling across it on Geoguessr one day

Etoiles: Fuck, and after all these years you’ve finally realised your objective

Antoine: And yeah, dude….

Etoiles: peepoShy, as we say

(Second clip plays.)

Etoiles: Where are you, Antoine?

Antoine: I’m on— I’m on the blue level of the TDM (Tour de Merde)

Etoiles: Where are you, darling? I’m coming

Antoine: The blue level of the TDM

Florence: No but he’s horny, Rayou, tonight

Bagz: But Rayou— he arrived— he arrived (to the stream) saying, “I’m exhausted’, and he’s really in shape!

Antoine: He just wants to fuck, Rayou, tonight. He wants to fuck so badly tonight

Etoiles: But I said ‘darling’!

(overlapping) Bagz: In ‘Just Fucking’ (as a Twitch stream category)

Etoiles: No but I hate you all, bro

(Third clip plays.)

Antoine: I want to vape but I can’t

Etoiles: Vape my ass, dude

Antoine: Wow, what the fuck? What—

(Fourth clip plays.)

Etoiles: Well I don’t know what my favourite party is, is it the one where we played the capitals game? Or—

Antoine: Or the one where I sucked you off? Oh, no, sorry. No, you were saying? Yeah

Etoiles: That one— that one was crazy

(overlapping) Antoine: Sorry, my bad

(Fifth clip plays.)

Etoiles: Antoine I just looked at the camera, you’re incredibly handsome, dude

Antoine: Really?

Etoiles: Yeah. You have a cool look about you

Zerator: You mean, as opposed to normal?

Etoiles: Yeah, because usually you’re disgusting but here, honestly… I find you very fuckable tonight

Antoine: Well, thanks so much dude

(Sixth clip plays.)

Etoiles: Me, I’ve never cried. The only time I’ve had water on my face is when I’ve showered

Antoine: When I performed a facial on you too, no?

Florence: Oh nooooo. No but I respect it, you guys do what you want

Etoiles: Actually it’s not water it’s sperm

Antoine: In sperm there’s water, dude

(Cuts to a later portion of the same stream.)

Etoiles: Y’know you’re only gross with me, with your other friends you don’t make jokes like that

Antoine: That’s true. I don’t know why I’m like this with you. Maybe I should be asking myself questions, bro. I don’t know!

end Video Transcript.]

[inkly-heart]

please don’t be sad little sprout, you are loved 🌱 🖤

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[wordstome]

what is it with me and school/university settings because I can't stop thinking about having a nasty one night stand with König at some frat party and he becomes obsessed with you while you don't even know his name. you're just trying to get through uni without crashing and burning while coping using drugs and sex and there's just this fucking guy who you slept with once and now he's everywhere, caring about you to an infuriating degree

[purpleshadow-star]

Imagine if Nico could learn to control when he turns into shadows.

Like, in The Blood of Olympus Nico would start fading after shadow traveling too much, and sometimes Reyna and Coach Hedge wouldn't be able to touch him, and one time he even accidentally walked through a tree. Imagine if he learned to control that intangibility.

Imagine if he could just turn parts of his body into shadows. Imagine if, in a fight, someone swings at him, and he knows he can't dodge in time, so he turns into shadows for a second so the weapon goes right through him, and while his enemy is confused he uses the distraction to land the final blow.

Imagine if he could just walk/reach through walls and doors and stuff.

I just think that, for someone with the title of ghost king (and as a child of the Underworld), he deserves more ghost-like powers.

[aetherean-alchemist]

QSMP February drawing of the day

Day 2: Q!BBH updated design/concept art

An agent of destruction and a reaper of death

[littleguypumpkinsheep]

Pristine Pure.

[gardenofskeletonss]

THEY DON'T KNOW YOU LIKE I DO

[finncakes]

hound of ill omen

[rat-from-hell123]

This means absolutely nothing

[kenmaiii]

after two years i finally draw the favorite

[shannonsketches]

still re-reading through the dragon ball trilogy manga and just cracking myself up about how Vegeta has this very Visible Famous Corporate Wife and has probably had to go with her to events,

and I've always really enjoyed the underrated trait that pre and post breakdown/identity crisis Vegeta is very in his element lying to people and being maliciously compliant and snarky and my hot take is that the Freeza Force is probably also very corporate and political when you get down to brass tacks

so just imagine with me the wildly unexpected comedy of Vegeta getting hauled to one of these things thinking it's going to be aWFUL only to find it is terribly familiar and he knows exactly how to operate in this space, actually, but because he is An Alien who used to work as A High Ranking (Self-Described) Thug for an Intergalactic Dictator and you can't just Say That -- he's just having the time of his life playing 'what can I say without saying it' like:

Corporate Partygoer: Oh, you're Bulma's husband! She said you retired quite young?

Vegeta, just going along with whatever Bulma lied about: ...Yes.

Corporate Partygoer: Wow, you must have done very well for yourself! What did you do for work?

Vegeta: ...Real estate. :)

Corporate Partygoer: Oh, how lucrative, no wonder! Private?

Vegeta: Commercial. Surveying, acquisitions, that sort of thing.

Corporate Partygoer: Wow, so like property negotiation deals?

Vegeta, about to get dragged away by his wife: Hostile takeovers, mostly—

[sticks-stones-sonic-insanity]

Every now and again it hits me just how much I love Sonic and Tails and their bond. Their unbreakable one. Ever lasting. Brothers, friends, partners in crime. I think about them a lot.

Thats it thats the post

[tarobii]

honkai star rail x project moon

I had a thought and I had to bring it to fruition