#I need to get freakier

[eebie]

[moraxsthrone]

nsfw. MDNI. x f!reader.

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wriothesley binding your wrists with his tie is all well and good...

but what about when he ties it around your ankles before lifting them in the air? his leaking cock bounces when he catches sight of your swollen pussy lips sticking out between the fat of your trembling thighs. he's got a firm grip on the makeshift restraint, keeping your legs up when they want to give out. with his free hand he guides his cock to your slit, spreading your wet lips open around his fat tip as he slowly pushes inside you. you cry out at the fullness of the stretch, your legs shaking on his shoulder as he wraps his hands over your hips to steady you.

"fuck, so warm and tight, baby..." wrio groans, working his cock in deeper with slow thrusts until his heavy balls are pressing against your taint. "gonna fuck my shape into you..."

he fucks you long and hard, making you twist and white-knuckle the fabric beneath you, your eyes rolling back as his strong thighs slap into you. holding his shirt up with his teeth and your ankles together with his tie, the duke watches while your wet, puffy lips suck and give on his creamy, thick length.

[starbuck]

every time i check the black sails tag it’s just people saying things that are technically true, but that’s as far as they take it?? What about the ritual sacrifice? the symbolic goat deaths? the murder rope?? zombie house???? we used to have fun on here…

[momett]

fun fact of the day: ven AKA stirringjuice outed a trans person against their will and used their gender against them in order to claim they were a groomer (hm i wonder why they'd specifically accuse a transfem person of grooming?), among other things!

[tigerplushh]

am I starting to understand what the 5 makima fans in this universe see in her or do I need to go to bed

[bcdwclves]

i'm currently clearin' stuff out from my USB & icon stuff, but gotta tell y'all, i'll be tacklin' addin' even MORE hung femboy manlets to this account. gonna be up to your eyeballs in hung, knee-swangin' femboys. and one hunk, size-difference-horny-inducing, barrel-chested fuck-machine daddy.

[citrine-elephant]

so yall like leon kennedy all tied up and whimpering, huh?

[warmshotamilk]

I’m pretty sure I’m into lolisho but it also makes me feel disgusted that I like that stuff. Like I feel such a deep disgusting feeling of guilt. Is this normal lmao.

I mean, I def felt that way at first when I was still deep into anti ship shit, and a little afterwards when I still had the internal anti in my head being like "fucking pedo" but like... now I just don't care. I am well aware what I like in fiction doesn't reflect what I like irl and literally nothing and nobody can shake me of knowing that. Liking stuff like that shouldn't make you feel guilty because there is nothing to be guilty of. It's not real, it's just a drawing, it's not a big deal. You just gotta keep telling yourself that

Plus, even to people who are actually pedophiles who also like lolisho: Are you hurting anyone? No? Then go cares? Why do YOU care? You shouldn't

[goldensunset]

re: the music rant I tagged you in I am so sorry for tagging you in my double-dose caffeine fueled haterism explosion post. truly was off the shits and did not realize how much random garbage talking points I was ready to spill on the first person to ask

but i love haterism…..

[literalite]

tryna brainstorm violenr affairs edit i wanna get out one more before their month ends 😭

[kideternity]

I wanna say since like maybe 2022 Ive found it increasingly harder to read like comics and in 2024 I would like to try and read comics more frequently again but I think it will follow the path instead Ive already been going on which is reading indie comics webcomics and manga and other forms (Ive been pondering getting into European comics too especially Eastern European comics) of non Big Two American Cape comics like Marvel or DC. I think Ive finally reached a proper like burn out stage for MarvelDC content but I still love comics. I will always love comics and that includes Superheroes. I just need to first read comics that will remind me why exactly I love it you know

Anyways if anyone has any good recommendations, hmu ✌️

[whalesfall]

I know I’m not the target audience really anymore for this but it’s suuuuch a shame twc isn’t more biting more blood more freaky weird sex more ugly vampire relationships being a little weird after hundreds of years of being together

[frostbite-the-bat]

im so glad i dont know a lot of the toontown blogger's toons bc itd be rlly awkward to come across someone in game and be like FUCK I GOT THEIR ASS BLOCKED ON TUMBLR DOT COM NUH UHHHHHH

[giliath]

ohghhg... people like my writing

[myriicae]

Pacat cannot for the life of her write a chapter that doesn’t feel like a repetition of phrases that you could find in your popular average fanfiction and silly metaphors but at least there’s a blonde twink so i forgive her

[greaseonmymouth]

I saw this shared around on Threads (why do I go there, I hate it) and commented on as 'this article is so good' and 'must read' including by a few people whose opinion I normally respect, and seeing as monsterfucking and monster everything is like a special little interest for me, I of course instantly clicked through to read it

and I have to say

what the everloving heterosexual fuck is this

two fat paragraphs about omegaverse that don't even mention its origins - I mean - I just - gaze upon this phrase, and despair:

During estrous, Omegas’ vaginas ooze with “slick,” responding to the Alpha’s intoxicating pheromonal perfume.

IT'S CALLED "SLICK" BECAUSE IT'S FROM SELF-LUBRICATING ANUSES. THE REASON THE OMEGAS NEED SELF-LUBRICATING ANUSES TO BEGIN WITH IS BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE VAGINAS.

I. have been rendered figuratively speechless. the straights don't know what slick is. the. i. how. how did we end up like this

their dicks swell at the base, creating a “knot,” which lodges them inextricably in the Omega’s slick-soaked (I am so sorry) vagina.

"(I am so sorry)" girl you're writing an article about monster smut and then you have the gall to be embarrassed by the this tame ass (or should i say vagina?) heterosexual omegaverse?

okay, okay. deep breaths. we've only just got started. we started by covering Morning Glory Milking Farm, a minotaur/human erotic romance novel, which well - I've read it, and it's not a bad book by any means, it was actually very very good, a solid story with a great cast and perfectly paced and satisfying romance and loads of sex - is very straight. it's just a minotaur. it's a big guy with a big dick. it's your standard gentle giant/normal sized girl romance. it's not very freaky, but you know, I don't blame the average reader for coming into this thinking this is some out there stuff. gotta start somewhere, right? we didn't all come up through draco/the giant squid crackfic in 2005, you know? and now we've covered Sarah J Maas and we're entering omegaverse territory, this is getting knottier now, right, freakier? this article is going somewhere, right?

you can imagine the intrigue, enemies-to-lovers, and other story lines involved as each captured female eventually finds the member of the barbarian tribe who is destined to worship and fuck the living daylights out of her for the rest of their lives. Oh, and their dicks have a sensitive spur on top designed for clitoral stimulation. It’s just as blue and velvety as the rest of their big alien bodies.

okay so the minotaurs aliens are blue now, i guess.

It seems, also, like the romance genre as a whole is being pushed by monster romance to make things in human-human books as freaky as possible.

ohh?? are we finally getting a proper freak on now??

This genre, “why choose?” or “MMF” (or sometimes even MMMF or MMFM), and also known as “reverse harem,” always features a heroine who is showered with sexual attention by men who are also sexually involved with each other.

having a thousand yard stare moment over here

this author seriously thinks that all these heterofied monster romance tropes are paving the way for the real freaky stuff that is, checks notes, "two hockey players fucking each other while the heroine calls the shots"

this author is positing that human queer erotica/romance are freakier than monster erotica/romance. like. she said that. with her whole chest. black on white.

on one hand a monster, an inhuman being, and on the other, a queer person, a human being. and apparently the real freak is not the minotaur or the blue alien. it is the queer human.

is this satire? it has to be, right?

because if it's not satire, this article is an entire case study in itself on the monstering* of queer people. stunning.

*academic term