#I need to do unspeakable things to this man

[vezhenart]

this wretched mischief is now coursing through your souls

never to let go

[lavendermin]

Do you think with a lactation kink also comes with the breeding kink for Jing Yuan...

By law they need to be a package deal bc I said so🙂‍↕️ Thee bread and butter of this blog. Makes me howl at the freak moon or whatever.

cw | breeding, lactation, mdni

That man is insufferable and would absolutely express out loud to you that if you do fall pregnant after his breeding efforts, he would love to taste you once your lactation period begins. He's at your chest, lips firmly attached to your puffy nipple like the depraved man he is in the sanctity of your shared bedroom. Would develop a habit of getting you to sit on his lap stroking his twitching cock, his hand on your cute rounded tummy and his lips firmly suckling on your chest. Pulls away with a wet pop and the most debauched, lust-hazed expression, his chin glistening with your milk from where he was messily gulping down mouthfuls.

Loves to help out when your breasts are just so full of milk that they’re a little uncomfortable and leaving wet patches on your robe. He’s all too eager to help. Pats his lap so you can come over and he’ll happily make you feel better.

[tacoreib]

[larcenywrites]

When I- when he- …when his-

[thebeholdingsfavorite-mrbitchard]

I need more Elias Bitchard in my life. I'm already drinking in every ounce of him I can get from the episodes, to fan art and literally all the fan fics. I want to turn him into a smoothie and inject him into my veins(in a completely normal non-weird way). I'm like speed listening to tma just for Elias at this point and it hate him so badly for all that he has done. But fuck me(not really), he's really hot and I love the energy he exudes.

[its-a-show-stoppin-number]

me seeing literally any Lewis Pullman character:

[royalarchivist]

Spreen: *cursing out Tubbo and trying to pick a fight*

Quackity: *silently watching in amused horror while another competitor shouts "KISS KISS KISS" in the background*

Tubbo: *completely ignoring everything Spreen said* SI, SI, MUY BIEN :D

[athousandblessings]

OK I need a time machine, $2.95, a temporary postal address, and the nerve to actually display it in my house when I get one, oh my GOD

[lavendermin]

SIRENS BLARING, RED ALARMS GOING OFF IN ALL ROOMS, SECTOR LOCKDOWNS, AN EMERGENCY MEETING IS CALLED TO DISCUSS THIS WELT YANG

[tacoreib]

[imakequestionablelifedecisions]

The things I would let this man do to me

[windshieldwiper]

um…so…..I feel totally okay about this…yeah…he looks so mediocre 👍

[cosmic-brood]

I can't stop thinking about Scarecrow being saved again and again by a villain that's notorious for working alone, only looking out for themselves and being pretty cutthroat in general. But they just keep saving him for some reason, and he just can't figure out why. They also keep flirting with him every now and then but he shuts them down, he's in a relationship and he's loyal, thank you very much

Sometimes he vents about this to his S/O who occasionally teases him for having a 'secret admirer'

But one time the villain is injured and flees quickly after saving him, limping away while holding their side

He makes it home again, where his S/O greets him with a hug but when he hugs back they wince a little. He lifts their shirt only to see a bloodied bandage and all S/O can say is "surpriseeee, I'm the (villain name), are you mad at me🥺"

[icelandicapricot]

In my life I’ve only been obsessed with three specific white men. David “Scotland forever” Tennant, “bury me in a ditch and I’ll crawl back to you” Hozier, and Andrew “30/90” Garfield. They are all so baby girl, I want to just shrink them down and keep them in a Doc Marts shoebox.

[yournewfriendshouse]

the times we’re in are really too interesting. I’m still reeling from the fact that Israel did a villain in a batman movie move of exploding pagers (the device I thought only doctors use anymore) within a civilian community and people were just like ‘yeah’

[tacoreib]