#I miss them and also uhhhhhhhhhhh

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

Got jumpscared by old chilshi art I never posted. Throws it to dungeon meshi tumblr like bird seed

[redhoodinternaldialectical]

Hastily Made, Very Lackidasical Body Count!

I just felt like counting up some numbers from stuff I've already read, cause I feel like for all of those memes where it's like 'what is each member of the batfam going to prison for' the answer is straight up all of them in for attempted or successful murder lmao not a single one of these birdies are innocent!

Stephanie Brown: 0 But not for lack of trying!

The Best Robin attempted to kill her dad, the Cluemaster. This was not spur of the moment either, she premeditated that shit and only Batman's influence (and threats) prevented her from going through with it!

Cassandra Cain: 1 but like, c'mon now, give her a break, she was only eight, we can't count that against her, and no court of law ever would either

Dick Grayson: 2 he is Very Sad about this

He's killed both Blockbuster and The Joker. To my knowledge, only one of those two ever got resuscitated!

Tim Drake: Uhhhhhhhhhhh Several. Like At Least Five. Also a Serious Attempt.

To be extremely conservative with our numbers we are going with just ONE ninja dead per base he blew up. Also worth noting: He very nearly goes through with an exceptionally premeditated murder scheme against Captain Boomerang. I'm legit not sure he wouldn't have done it if the other Bats weren't there.

Jason Todd: Maestro, please begin the benny hill music, cause we've got a count to roll through and it is loony toons long my ghouls!

Skipping dear Filipe's moldering corpse due to uncertainty, we start with Lost Days

Human Trafficking Truck Driver Ian, Egon, Steel Beam mercenary crew estimated at least five strong, three more of his teachers, eleven nameless russian mobsters, a cousin and a running buddy of a russian mobster: 23 people

Under the Red Hood

Eight heads in a duffel bag, four thugs with Freeze (Freezy boy does not die), Two confirmed on panel delivery man kills (Five-ten more suspected but we won't count em), Ten goons in the doorway when he swings the minigun on them as he and Onyx retreat, five more goons, Rocket launcher blast kills "most" of a security team with at least three members left so we'll call that three kills (far more deaths are implied), shoots a guy holding lit molotov catching him on fire, then kills Captain Nazi (yay), forces Black Mask to kill six of his men, and finally dear old Black Mask's PA is thrown through a window (his cycling class will miss him dearly): 41 people

That Time He Kidnapped Mia

Short and sweet, he just ices a pack of "brain donors": 5 people

Brothers in Blood

Two human traffickers, three more drug runner goons, two more goons later on: 7 people

Red Haired Foolishness Phase part one

Starting the running with two cops, lightning bug assassin, six mobstery big wigs, a guy, Flamingo: 11 people

Red Haired Foolishness Phase part two

Littleman Beaver's brother and his brother's fourteen goons, fifteen of his fellow inmates, then the grand poisoning of eighty-two people (well he poisoned more but we only get eighty-two confirmed as dead): 112 people

This is not even slightly a complete list, so consider this final number a lowball of:

One Hundred and Ninety-Nine people

as Jason's body count... at least pre-new52, don't ask me what's going on over there in modern canon, idk

All former Robins (that aren't from the future, a space starfish, not known to me personally, add more caveates as needed) have tried to kill someone at least once, but like, hot damn I'm pretty sure Jason is definitely still keeping his title as the murderous one of the bunch!

If someone knows more about Damian, I'd be happy to have his count added in, but like this is just a tumblr fun post and my ass needs to start cooking spaghetti, I don't got the time rn to start reading his stuff yet.

[andoutofharm]

I know its them being goofy and silly little pals and I love that so much but I do also have Some Feelings about patrick 'making pete disappear' to cap off 'what is there between us but a little annihilation'

uhhhhhhhhhhh yeah i am thinking about this now especially after miss missing you im gonna need a moment hold on

[son1c]

Actually losing my mind over the recent falling stars fic updates, my god. Didn’t even know you updated until I saw Rouge fanart for it lol oops

Your writing is so god damn good I adore it

Eggman’s a bastard. What the hell. He really did that. My god the whole concept of Sonic getting roboticized is horrifying tbh. The whole fighting against the programming stuff too? Chefs kiss.

I’m so happy that Rouge and Omega are there :)

Also Eggman’s robots becoming protective of Sonic is really sweet.

If Shadow loses his memories again I will quite literally explode /lh

The detail of Tails being adamant that Sonic wasn’t dead is such a good detail too :)

well ya he's sonic t. hedgehog so ofc he's not gonna just lie down and take it!!! even if rouge never showed up he would've broken free eventually. he was already almost there, she just gave him that final push <:)

but yeah lol the badniks at first were like :/ man i dunno about this... isn't that guy our archenemy... but then the longer sonic sticks around and helps them out and is just Nice to them they realize hmmm actually i think i like this guy better as a friend than an enemy. and if anything happens to him i'm killing everyone at this base and then myself

+ SHADOW WON'T. lose his memories again gfhgfghfgh that pod basically just pushed the pause button on his body and mind. like he's been sleepin. when he wakes up he's gonna be like "so what did i miss?" and sonic will be like "uhhhhhhhhhhh no time for questions we gotta get outta here!!!"

and yes <3 first tails mention 15 parts in <333 he has been having just the absolute worst time of his life. living the nightmare. completely off screen <3

[lamaenthel]

I saw your tags about Karen Travis, is that why people don’t like her?

yeah she's uhhhhhhhhhhh i'll try to say this nicely but she legitimately thinks that the Jedi were a bunch of superpowered fascist babysnatchers who thought their powers gave them inherent superiority over other sentient beings. she portrayed them in her repcomm novel series as incompetent clowns who were actively complicit in enslaving the clones and deserved order 66 as comeuppance. also any poor sap who thinks the Jedi were good is actually engaging in nazi groupthink and they need to take a long look at their lives

i do enjoy the characters and stories that she created and i think she did great with making up a whole ass language that's genuinely easy to learn and expand upon, but she definitely missed the boat on the Jedi completely

[justfor2am]

(wana start this off by saying no pressure to reply to this esp if ur still feeling like shit!! im just very excited so i wana share it LMAO)

so i!!! have started!!! to crochet again!!!!!! lil context ive been crocheting on n off since i was like? 8 probs but ive never been able to stick w it or even finish a project or anything.. until like?? sometime in the middle of last week i got the random urge to crochet?? so i dug thru all my shit but i couldn't find a single crochet hook HOWEVER my best friend was so very kind and gave me one of its extras :3

this has now kinda .spiraled into smt that might kinda fuck me up LMAO so i started one of those lil cat beanies for the friend that gave me a crochet hook last night n i finished it this morning ..ive never finished a project before howd i do it in less than 24 hours? actually its probs bc i put on mumbos s7 n now i refuse to watch it unless im crocheting

^ heres them in the beanie Btw kinda shit angle but i didn't take a pic of it before i gave them it (also cinnamoroll 4 privacy)

i also started my own beanie?? sometime last week maybe like friday or smt idr but its coming along!! tho bc i didnt look up a tutorial i just did shit by memory n accidentally made it single crochet so its taking SO much longer than my friend's

this obvs isnt the whole thing but im too lazy to take a pic of it all LMAO but!! this is mine

i also have two other yarns i wana make beanies out of for myself n one to make for another friend ANDDDDD the friend im planning to make a beanie for (but have not yet) bought me a new hook + two new skeins today⁉️

i have absolutely no idea what to make w them tbh. thinking of making a scarf + bag out of the thick one but idk ab the other??? anyways im SO excited i haven't had a hobby like this since early 2020 when i spent hours every day making 3d kandi cuffs this is incredible

goddamnit now i wana make kandi .also i started another pokemon game my friend's roommate let me borrow his copy of pokemon sword (MY FRIEND ALSO LET ME BORROW ITS COPY OF ANIMAL CROSSING OHH HOW IVE MISSED IT when ive not been crocheting ive been playing that its been so fun)

HELLO I LIVE KNITTING IS SO FUCKING SWAG

ALSO I AM AWARE KNITTING AND CROCHETING ARE NOT THE SAME; CROCHETING IS ALSO INCREDIBLY FUCKING SWAG

sorry i'm excited i can hear out my left ear again

also hell yeah to hermitcraft + crocheting, it feels like one of those hobbies that if u have adhd you gotta do/watch something along with it in order to focus, like i write to music but i can't write without it

hmmmmmmmmmmm what are things u could make from yarn uhhhhhhhhhhh gloves? fingerless gloves? idk but i like fingerless gloves, i "made" myself a pair by cutting all the finger tips off some shitty old ones (i get cold easy and this keeps my old man joints from shattering lmao)

waough animal crossing, idk how friend codes or any of that works but like if u would like to swap codes that would be swag i think 👉👈

[inkyquince]

*bursts through the door*

DOREN AS SWEENEY TODD AND PC AS MRS. LOVETT CAN'T EXPLAIN JUST- JUST THOUGHTS!

*puts the door back together then leaves*

Thank you for putting the door back together. Not sure if blue tac will hold it, but i like it , picasso

BUT YE, like... not to be nasty nasty buT HEAR ME OUT.

Reader as Joanne. Sam as mrs lovett because yes, without outside help, their cooking sucks ass, as we can see... morgan... or like... eden as sweeney todd. we need that grumbly angry and insane. (Dont get me talking about like... the intricacies of the music in sweeney todd, i will talk about dies irae in each song, on GOD)

WAIT, YES, eden as sweeney, and bailey as the judge, OR QUINN AS THE JUDGE, yes quinn, with his parties, and bailey as beadle. robin as anthony, etc etc. insane miss as... morgan.

and reader as the locked away joanne. Judge wants to fuck them, Anthony wants to take them away and Eden wants to get them and once they're there, kill Robin so they can stay with then. And yeah, Sam is not wanted. Maybe Mickey as Toby, cuz i think that him and Landry have that relationship of Mickey being loyal, but instead switch it to Sam.

And of course, this is me.

So eden also wants to fuck their kid, cuz yknow... Lost their Lucy to the judge after being assaulted, so why not uhhhhhhhhhhh, take his kid back in every way he can/.

THIS WAS A DELICIOUS THOUGHT THANK YOU ON GOD RUBES

[goldensunset]

> name your favorites

there is literally nothing id rather do more i fucking love vocaloid and kikuo is basically number one i put my kikuo playlist on repeat all the time. im a lil fucked up and its cathartic what of it <3 (joke)

(also i am actually studying japanese - i got into vocaloid because of that actually lol - so i instinctively use the japanese names sorry djfjsjf i promise im not trying to be pretentious thats just how i have them saved in my brain)

anyway number one is im a basic bitch with gifted kid burnout and impostor syndrome. i have never related to a song more than i do aishite aishite aishite

number two is probably fukai mori. i just Really Like the ethereal and mystical sound of that one

number three is a straight tie between the two longest ones <3

kara kara kara no kara my beloved eight minute experimental monstrosity you will always be. well duke i guess since aishite and fukai mori have you beat. whatever

and my beloved absolute-mindblowing-experience-with-stereo-headphones anagura-gurashi... ochite ochite ochite youkou yo...... ikenai ikenai samishii samishiiiiiii......... seriously i love how with headphones the two voices come from different ears and the music sounds like its coming from behind you... dont fall in the holeeeee

i have a particular soft spot for kimi ga shinde mo yurushite ageru because of how soft and genuine it sounds. i also like how it can be interpreted several different ways but lbr thats just the joy of kikuo in general lmfao

O LIGHT. o light makes me actively insane. the fucking accordion break amidst a near operatic, desperate song is SOOO fucking good

uhhhhhhhhhhh. clicks over to my playlist. mono wo parapara kowase is a classic. shikabane no odori also.

gomen ne gomen ne is also a Very good song but uh. dear god above. whoof. that one is Rough even by kikuo standards. theres a reason its infamous

i also like yoru no uta its one of the boppier ones while still having kikuos vaguely depressing, mysterious lyrics

i already mentioned i really love mitsukannai but i also adore ii ko to youko lol. the scream at the end is so good

and uhhhhh. his latest one according to his yt at least lol. sono manma. i cant. remember the full title. is also really good

those are the ones i have on my playlist at least i definitely need to listen to more but he makes such good music and has so many songs its a bit overwhelming lol

oh god i talked more abt kikuo than i did majoras mask. jfgjdjf i like music a little bit <3

WAIT I ALMOST FORGOT KAERU NO ODORI. that one makes me insane the continously increasing tempo and percussion combined with the increasing repetitiveness of the lyrics. its soooo good its so good. eieeeen ni eien nii......

SHAKING UR HAND!!! i am also. well all i’m going to say is that kikuo music sounds normal to me and then i take a step back and realize that like oh man this says something about me right. if someone else knew they’d be like man what is going on with you inside your brain. but it IS cathartic. and sometimes i just want something insane to describe a very specific type of nameless emotion

also i like. tbh i alternate between english and japanese titles when referring to these songs LOL. like some are japanese to me and some are english to me simply. but i’m the reverse actually i’m casually studying japanese because of vocaloid! like i don’t watch anime or want to live in japan i just want to daydream about properly translating these lyrics

first i’m gonna respond to the ones you already mentioned <3

nothing wrong with being basic aishite aishite aishite is also my top favorite and the reason i got into kikuo etc etc!!!!. sometimes popular things are popular for good reason!!! i absolutely love the feeling of desperation and insanity in that one y’know? dear people who have co-opted it into a yandere song listen i’m glad you’re having fun but you’re so missing the point there it is about being parented poorly. in any case it’s a banger tho!!

i LOOOOVE kara kara kara no kara fun fact that was one of the first ones i listened to back when first getting into kikuo/vocaloid in general and my initial impression was like ‘ack what is this’ and like it got so intense and fast it like spiked my heart rate which made me uncomfortable. then i revisited it the following year after having had my metaphorical frog boiled and was like ok actually this isn’t that weird at all it’s a wacky banger. again with the like. songs that cover a type of emotion you can’t describe. when kara kara kara no kara hits nothing else does

anagura-gurashi WAOH so fun with the steel drums and the garbled vocals from miku at that one long high note and the just general dark and drowning type vibes… i discovered apparently relatively recently there was like an animation meme going around set to a cover of this song and now i’m like oooh i wanna get in on that… also yasss the panning back and forth and multiple voices. multiple kikuo songs do it and it’s sooo fun

kimi ga shinde mo yurushite ageru yo IS a pleasant sounding one. i may not understand what’s going on there and knowing kikuo it’s surely dark but like. lot of these songs have the vibes of like ‘yes there’s something wretched going on here probably but let’s have fun with it let’s make peace with it’. soshite kimi wa tsuki ni natta is similar in that vibe. dark yet whimsical about it… that’s the secret sauce kikuo tends to deliver. even better when it’s catchy

the vocals on hikari yo are i n c r e d i b l e are we talking about the hanatan version here? i’m like the number one kikuohana fan in the world you don’t understand. for this song in particular like wow the way she just sounds like she’s desperately screaming everything out like begging for help trying to get out of an endless nightmare… how do i get a voice like that dude!!!! love the way the song starts with like a single beat of pause and then instantly goes 🎵AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH🎶 also no kidding!!! when the accordion comes out you know you’re about to hear one of the greatest tracks ever produced. who else uses it like this guy man

mono wo parapara kowase!!! littlejayneycakes’ english cover is not bad actually. what an interesting concept…. being obsessed with destroying the things people love just to mess with them because you have a fixation on like spiritually destroying them, but then they love you, so now you fall under that category, and this destroy yourself… song’s a fun chaotic one too

shikabane no odori is dear to my heart bc like a few years ago before i was even into the vocaloid scene an artist/editor i followed would make video edits of a certain game i liked set to whatever music they liked and they were into kikuo so i first heard a lot of songs from them so i associate them with those awesome edits. honestly that same artist has gotten me into so much lol

gomenne gomenne is like the one thing i’m not brave enough to give a second chance lol. there’s dark and weird stuff and then there’s That. i know i’m stronger now than i was when i first heard it/read the lyrics but like It Was That Bad.™️ its entire own level for my own sanity i closed the vid after i was like halfway through

yoru no uta is fun (depressing undoubtedly) when i’m listening but it isn’t as fun to sing along with bc of how repetitive it is. yoru yoru yoru yoru yoru yoru yoru yoru… the new vid is fun though

i already said but ya those are some of my favorite kikuomiku7s! plus fukai mori no naka de for the reasons mentioned. and yesss absolutely on the fun yell at the end

as it is, as it is, without change (don’t remember the japanese title either lol) i think i’ve only listened to once or twice so i’m not sure

kaeru no odori is such a fun lil silly one hehe

ok so for my favorites (bc this post isn’t long enough right):

1. aishite aishite aishite (already talked about)

2. urami no warutsu. SUCH a banger honestly. like malicious fun ghost revenge plus fairy tale waltz vibes and so incredibly catchyyyy… tooi tooi yoru no hate de…. urami tsuzukeyo aishita hito yo…

3. desert theater. i NEED more people to hear this one it is just stunningly beautiful if i am being so honest. hanatan is PEAK here. the lyrics are like typical kikuo but the background music is unlike anything else he’s ever done and i need more. and the fun time signature…

ok those are the ones i solidly have a ranking for but my next batch of top faves that i didn’t already mention:

• akazukin no ookami- this one is so much edgy funnnnnnn good old i want to be evil hee hee. a very straightforward one conceptually (you are the wolf tricking little red ridinghood)

•ufo- for reasons mentioned it’s so shockingly different from everything else. both genuinely beautiful and relatively low energy and somber compared to the rest of kikuo’s discography. sounds so wistful and homesick and yet whimsical as you’re being whisked away into space… the part where the tempo rapidly speeds up and then slows way down before returning to a steady pace is my favorite. lot of incredible accordion solos in this one

•butaisei nanika/histrionic- oh how badly i need a good english cover of this one there are so many characters and ocs i’d love to work with this song to… another somber banger. yeah man let’s put on masks and play pretend through our sorrows. featuring more incredible accordion and more steel drum like in anagura-gurashi!!!

•nobore! susume! takai tou! - this is the kind of song i’d love to sing with a huge group of people where we like each take turns singing each verse as a solo and then on that recurring refrain we all sing or something

•midwinter’s daughter- too lazy and tired to translate this one into japanese but i just love the like kind of cold yet bright feeling it gives off. another slow melancholy one plus it’s a duet

•i am amazed how underrated lie lie lie is tbh. also the way not even hanatan can sing all that at full speed without needing to desperately gasp in the middle of the chorus there

•wolf boy can be fun

•aisare hibiware kagami no uta is a REALLY fun one especially with the two octave slide up at the end??? when i successfully sing that and hit that note it’s such a good feeling. like this is the kind of thing i’m talking about when i say kikuohana needs more attention

•fukouya no musume is a fun one for like halloween or something. or maybe it was just one of the first spooky ones i heard. the first few seconds sound like a horror movie then it hard cuts to something kinda swanky then hard cuts to silence underneath the vocals aside from like hard piano hits. idk how to explain it but the chorus does this interesting thing where like the melody itself is just jumping between the same two or three notes in rhythm but the backing music changing underneath is what gives the music its rich color

•moon demon is a more recent addition to my playlist i love a good song that kind of sounds like you’re torturing a machine but also slow jamming but evilly

•sea is has some really nice background music to it (it’s not much of a lyrical one) (also yes the title is ‘sea is’) there’s a youtube channel i like that creates instrumental piano covers of lots of voca songs and esp kikuo songs and they have a really lovely one for this one. i may be insane but also gentle piano my beloved. check out bosshogg

ok these are all the ones i’m going to mention JFHXBDJDNDJND i have a lot but a lot are just kind of background noise to me. thank you for rambling about music w me

[flovverworks]

uhhhhhhhhhhh lemme talk quickly about ch16

but i find it sooooo neat when they have faust missing what had been, cuz. i think its highly relatable. as well as fausts 'well id nvr abandon my students like figaro did to me:/' -> rmbring he Did abandon lennox.....all those feelings together.....the topics of faust & shino within the ch......faust & nero on the topic of betrayal in general.......... the 5 featured of them who had rly big events happen in their lives that changed it greatly (and a lot of it being betrayal in some capacity....?!)........i have So many thoughts on these points in general but its all so. aurgh. fausts pov is so precious to me.....ill talk more about it one day maybe

im soooooooo worried about heath.............they rly said 'the wizard(s) dealing with the aftermath of the fight with the moon is almost killing one of their own again'. 1st anni realest of real. the fact its BOTH beasts too help.........the cain n nero connection after this....but also seeing shino so scared first for heaths safety and then in front of nova because shino especially realizes how strong an opponent is makes me ssooooooooooooooooooo............shino..........shino rly is Not having a good time that hour

riquet & oz remains the comedy duo of all time. the amount of secrets starting to come up is making me (pained smile). but also considering arthurs uh story of uh revising books.......<3?! anyway theres a billion scenarios in my head rn. dizzy

i miss akira. akira for sure has to appear tmrw. right. right,.....

[purplesurveys]

1621

Has a friend ever betrayed you? Yup.

Is teenage pregnancy common in your area? Not here particularly, but it’s pretty rampant in the poorer parts of Manila.

Do you see the new year as a fresh start? Yeah more or less. Many people I know have been adopting the idea that any day can be the start of a new page as long as you treat it as such; but idk, seeing the calendar turn to January 1 is the kind of ‘fresh start’ that calms me and motivates me to try new things. Or maybe I’m just a procrastinator through and through, lmao.

How many children do you want, if any? 2 at the most.

Is the song Alejandro by Lady GaGa on your iPod? Assuming you have one -_- Yeah I most likely did. My sister owned a CD of The Fame Monster so I probably borrowed that and uploaded it on my iTunes as I loved that album.

How much do you need to drink to get drunk? If we’re measuring in terms of beer, one bottle. My tolerance is horrible.

Where were you this time yesterday? Already fast asleep in bed.

Do you believe in the death penalty? Nah, mainly because I am in the belief that it’s too easy of a way out for those who’ve done truly disgusting crimes. Like why just off them? Let them rot.

Do you know anybody called Valerie? I’m pretty sure I know at least one person who has it as a middle name, but I just can’t place them at the moment.

Do your parents own their house or is it rented? They own it.

Are you a fan of The Smiths? Wouldn’t say I am, no.

Do you read the newspaper often? No. I can’t even remember the last time I saw one.

Have you ever joined in a protest? If so, what against? Yeah, when it was announced that Marcos was going to be transferred to the Heroes’ Cemetery. Profs in my university deadass cancelled classes for that day and encouraged us to join the quickly-organized protest, which I remain grateful for and proud of. I also joined a few here and there that were more general protests against the government and their policies.

Do people ever complain that you're too quiet? Wow, complain? That’s such a harsh reaction. Anyway, no this hasn’t really happened because...well, I’m never quiet lol. Do you smoke? If so, how many do you smoke a day? Nah. Tried it a few times, didn’t spark anything in me. Still prefer vaping. Do you know anyone that's ever suffered from post natal depression? No, also because I am never around that many moms lol.

How good are your reflexes? Better than average, I would say.

Who is the person that tends to anger you the most? Myself. I try not to get angry at people.

Do you know what career you want? I like where I’m at! I always knew I was meant for a career that would involve writing and media and communications; I never really struggled with this.

Do you enjoy dancing? Only if I’m alone or have had a few drinks, sure.

Did you pay the last time you saw a movie or did someone pay for you? I paid for it.

Are you currently on a diet? Nopes.

Do you use predictive text? It’s a thing on my keyboard but I literally never use it.

Are you a member of a gym? Nah. Hate the idea of working out.

When did you last use public transport? Uhm. A Grab doesn’t count, right? Hahahaha uhhhhhhhhhhh IDK man. I don’t commute and haven’t been inside a jeep since college days.

Are you worried about anything right now? No. But also it is 3 AM and worrying is the last thing I want to do rn.

Do you tan easily? It takes a while. But generally I don’t tan regularly unless I’m at the beach, because I already am.

What's your favourite song at the moment? Closer by RM, Paul Blanco, and Mahalia.

Do you 'ship' any particular pairings from a tv show? Monica and Chandler from Friends; Glenn and Maggie from TWD.

Are you good at talking yourself out of sticky situations? It’s a hit or miss.

[jiminy-crickets]

this is a good preformance, i dont know who this artist is, despite the fact that i have heard this song fucking millions of times, so.... you know, didnt know she had a face.

ok miss confetti

trophy porn fancam

nope, spoke too soon, not fancam, skit. not a great skit.... but uh, it is a skit, HE DOES A GOOD HOWARD STERN!!! bad trump impression, decent goldblum, funny (but bad) bettman. that is a.... wow that is sure a connor mcdavid.

i have no clue who this dude is, a comedian, seems funny, voice does NOT match his face, did make a good CAD-USD exchange rate joke so.... i immediately like him.

BEARD JOKE!!!! YEAHHHHHH MAKE GAY JOKES IN FRONT OF THE HOCKEYS, MAKE THEM POLITELY LAUGH WHILE AT LEAST THREE OF THEM ARE SITTING NEXT TO THEIR OWN BEARDSSSSSS

okay well you didnt need to instantly ruin it by brining up the edmonton flasher lady, she seems very nice and you dont gotta tell even more people that she did that.

YEAHHHHHH FUCK U AUSTON AND YOUR STUPID (kinda hot ngl) PORNSTACH

i just cant get over the hosts voice, hes funny but god, are you a carnival barker???

yotes joke :'(

THERES MY SWEET BABY CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY SILLY SILLY BOY!!!!!! FACE LIKE A HAUNTED DOLL!!!!!!! NEVER SEEN A CAMERA BEFORE HE THINKS ITS GONNA ATTACK HIMMMMM <333333333333333 (the camera cutting to bedsy after a mcdavid joke is.... that shouldnt be as funny as it is)

nikitas SMIRK!!!!!!! hes such a lil shit head

omg the edit of connors face onto a sonogram...... i fear i may be obsessed <3

A CONNOR SMILE THAT IS'NT FORCED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! last unforced connor smile was seen at worlds.

you can really feel the racid vibes of a room full of straight men though the screen.

okay the shot of nate with cale ominously over his shoulder one row back looking like a blonde child specter haunting him is fuckin stellar 10/10.

i fuckjing hate these stupid LED drummers, so stupid. i hate them

this is gona take so long, iots 8:58 i started watching at 8:15, every time i cringe i pause and scroll instgaram until the doom leaves my body

happy for nate <3 hes so rectangular and handsome

i like these homosexual DJs

buble microdose quote my beloved <3

he does a VERY GOOD BUBLE

okay yeah facetiming with my parents is not making this go faster

one thing about elliotte freedman, hes gonna be wearing a cunty funky silly fun suit.

i need to pause, because i love connor with all my heart and because of the aforementioned "oops, it was at 7 not 8" i know hes gonna win so i just need to prepare for whatever he decided to say, because my mentally ill brain will warp it into the saddest thing ever no matter what.

SECOND REAL CONNOR SMILE SPOTTED!!!!!!!! hugging his family has elicited a real emotion in him!!

god those stupid fucking LED drummers

HIS SUIT HAS SPARKLES OF SOME SORT!!!!!! nice polite canadian boy thanking the fans and his family <3333333333333333

also "the chicago organization"..... 🤨🤨 @pwhl-mybeloved that has the exact vibes that that one part of our back and forth 'what does his search history look like' convo when we got into him exploring the hawks whole 'branding' and spiralling into learning about colonialism.

the hair is NOT doing him favours, like i know its a special event, but boy put the product DOWN do NOT slick your hair back, you are balding at 18!!!! go back to the fluffy middle part 2020s does 90s heartthrob!!!! it looked GOOD ON YOU!!!!!

i love the cut to the hughes each looking like they want to kill someone, quinn wants to murder connor for winning, luke wants to kill himself for not winning, and jack is just posing for the camera i guess, but he looks like angry while he poses.

okay not suuuuuuper fond of this dudes LIVE impressions..... but maybe its just the bad wig and incorect nate voice. like.... dude nate does interviews a LOT of interviews, i dont know what voice you're doing but uhhhhhhhhhhh...... aint it

i take it back, its a great impression just because hes being a dick about nate never having won the hart it despite being nominated three times before.

GATEN MATARAZZO?????? okayyyyyy okay he really will show up to anything but i like it!!!

WOOOOOOOOOO i <3 living donors!!!!!! donate a kidney!! chop off part of your liver!!!!!! give blood!!!!!!! donate your hair!!!!!!! sign up to medical trials!!!!!!!! do flu camp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP THIS WORLD!!!!!!!!!!

god quinn looks GOOD, he looks so good! he looks HOT, he looks like hes taken a nap.

god damn quinn is thanking a LOT of people, which is so funny because he gives such big "stuck in the fae world like arthur spiderwick" vibes.... like how do you know these people quinny???? youve been stuck in the fae world for sixty years!!!!!!!

ohhhh yeah hes got that arthur spiderwick swag (looks around confused then becomes dust and ceases to exist)

NOOOOO NO THE HOST IS DOING "STAND NEXT TO THE PERSON AND MAKE JOKES ABOUT HIM" NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE HES JUST A BABY!!!!!!!!!!

i take it back, its a good joke, its a connor is a baby joke, and those are GOOD jokes, please please remind the old men that hes just a child, that they are all just children, remind them of the humanity behind the players before you auction the new babies off tomorrow like meat.

i was so distracted by the host i didnt even notice connor staring into the camera for.... a while, looking at it like its gonna attack him.

also 0.5 of a real smile!!!!!!!!!!!

PETE WENTZ?????????????? PETE WENTZ?????? HOLY SHIT PETE???? PETE?!?!?!?!

pete <3 his smile his GIGGLEEEEE HIS LAUGHHHHHHH omg peteeeee ur sooo funnyyyy

good for helle

bad nikita impresson, BUT it means we get to see real nikita so... <3

"tucci is of course is italian for cup"

BOBBYYYYYYYY <333333333333333333333333

i actually love this comedian now, introducing garry bettman while wearing an untrimed baldcap doing a stanley tucci impression eating pasta out of the cup next to bobby...... oh this is amazing.

NATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes just so handsome and rectangular <3

its 10:40..... the award show was 1h long..... it took me............. um a while. like two and a half hours a while...... lol

welp, i guess imma watch the playback of the show and put my thoughts into one big post.......... i couldve fucking SWORN it was at 8est. i am PISSED..... like, HOW?

[prestonmonterey]

🧨 for the fandom asks? :D

🧨Character you love to hate

hmm um

idk which fandom

so ill just

go through em all i guess

adamandi: none i love them all,,, closest would maybe be portia but as like a person not as a character,, and i still love her just a teeny bit less than everyone else

taopp: louis. i dont think i need to explain. (also maya a bit)

chnt: none i love them alllllllllllllllllll, actually i hated joshua for a while, up until the hot dog bit i think. actually wait i do hate lucille

uhhhhh what else

vat7k/tts: lets be honest raps is mid (also i hate calliope but thats the point of her existence)

saf: barb just a tiny bit but only cuz shes annoying sometimes, again i don actually hate her i just like her a lil bit less than the others

hatchetfield/starkid: uhhhhhhhhhhh idk roman i guess

i don remember what fandoms im in sorry if i missed any

[starswallowingsea]

give me an essay about uh... kyouka?

Oh man I had this one locked and loaded for months now. I love Kyouka sm and her whole character arc and how that reflects onto Atsushi and Dazai by extension and their own character development, as well as Kouyou's to an extent.

So when we meet Kyouka, we see her trying to blow up a train and basically she doesn't really have a will to live. She's been told since she got pulled into the PM that her only purpose is to kill people, best exemplified by every interaction she has with Akutagawa, ever. Akutagawa, also, doesn't really feel like he has a place in the world outside of killing for the PM and trying to get Dazai's approval but that's neither here nor there for this essay.

She relatively quickly decides she doesn't want to keep killing people, which I mean. She's a 14yo girl, I would imagine she doesn't want to keep killing people because it's fairly traumatizing, and her solution to that in the moment is to sacrifice herself, which we also know Atsushi would have done just a few chapters earlier given the chance. Instead, Atsushi saves her and shows her kindness as they figure out what to do with her, which continues to drive her forward as a character.

Anyway, this scene is the turning point I think, for her character arc. She's admitting that her only roll in the Mafia was to kill people, that was her only purpose for several years, but that little bit of kindness Atsushi showed her on that day out they spent together was all it took to make her believe there was a life for her in the light as Kouyou would put it.

She also has a very complicated relationship with her skill, believing she killed her parents with it, and having used it to kill at least 35 other people. Which is frankly, understandable for her. Her skill has been what people have used her for, having her use her skill for violence, for their own means without a thought about what Kyouka could possibly want, so to her, at least for the first part of her transition process to the ADA, her skill is dirty, bad, something that other people want to control for their own means. And Atsushi even falls into this trap, saying her powers should be used for the ADA, which gives Kouyou a leg up in trying to get Kyouka back.

Even though Kyouka doesn't end up even thinking about going back at first, I think Kouyou knew exactly what buttons to press to manipulate her, and she was able to see through it and ended up using Demon Snow for something she wanted, to protect Atsushi on her own terms. And while Atsushi may have wanted her to use her skill for the agency, she first has to use it on her own terms and dissociate it from her past, and then Kouyou has to go and drop the bomb on her about her parents and yeah. Scene over, Kyouka is back with the mafia, she's upset and traumatized, Kouyou has her protege back, and all of their names are still being underlined in red by my spellchecker.

I kinda lost the thread when I went back to look for all these images oops but anyway, when Kyouka does eventually return and goes through her trial to join the agency in full, she finally has a place that will accept her for her, won't make her use her skill, and will let her just be a kid.

Kyouka best girl I think she deserves all the good things in the world and then some. By the end of the series, she's fully come into herself and her skill, using it for herself, for her wants, for her goals and morals. She's allowed to be selfish, she's allowed to want for herself, and she has a place to call home and people she can call her family. She has something to keep living for, to fight for.

Unlike whatever Akutagawa did at the beginning of this. Like seriously what the hell dude.

I definitely don't think this made sense and I realize I tend to go off on tangents but in conclusion, Kyouka's arc is about learning to live for herself, letting herself feel safe and protected, and just...accepting her past as something that happened and not trying to cope with it on her own.

[inkykeiji]

hi clari! how are you? i hope your week start is going great, you deserve all the best 🥺 i'm sorry if i bother you but i wanted to ask if you would ever write about haikyuu again? 🥺

hi sweetpea!! i’m holding up, i hope you are doing very well <33 aw thank you so much bb you’re lovely!!! this isn’t a bother at all!! I HOPE TO. i desperately hope to. i’ve been thinking about kuroo a lot lately (???), i think because haikyuu became a huge comfort series for me (before season four aired) and kuroo especially (bcoz he reminds me of my bf). I KNOW SEASON FIVE IS GONNA BE HIS SEASON SO AAAAAAAAH LET’S CROSS OUR FINGERS ANON LET’S CROSS OUR FINGERS that it really sparks some motivation!!! i’m very excited for this next season!!!

yeah idk i’ve had a few ideas for kuroo + kenma poly stuff bouncing around in my head recently (especially related to the mean kenma watching u while Daddy’s away piece!!!! i REALLY want to explore that relationship more waaah i had so many ideas for it and then mr. dabi had his touya reveal and i just....... everything was DABIDABIDABIDABIDABI), and i was also thinking about akaashi too because i feel so guilty he’s literally in my url and i wrote like,,, two things for him and they were so TINY :(((

in sum: i really hope to. at least for kuroo and kenma and akaashi. i can’t 100% guarantee it, especially with how overwhelmed i feel with my WIPs atm, but i truly do hope to. i have a half-finished daichi-nii fic too, as a follow up to just this once, but i don’t know if i’ll ever finish it :(

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

is there anything I miss out on by not being able to play through Ooku? Either story- or gameplay-wise

gameplay wise its probably the event that gives the MOST sq in terms of rewards- its like 40ish free sq total if you clear it all? which yknow. not bad. the free ce is also a 20 cstar dump one which you might find useful for cqs and the like (tho admittedly last summer also had one so ymmv if you want to grab it)

storywise its uhhhhhhhhhhh

i can basically sum up as 'kama makes what amounts to an incredibly convuluted suicide scheme and basically wins until lady kasuga pulls something out of her butt and we vaporize her.'

you can just read a summary of it tbh, kama has some funny lines and schez and mata hari are good but theres some iffy stuff re: they want you to end up liking the guy that straight up massacred all the civilians that amakusa had led in a bid for religious freedom/protest against overtaxation and famine (the guy they rebelled against was wildly unpopular) which is like. ok being positive about the tokugawas is one thing but do we also have to try and make this guy a good guy?

and also the fact that uhhhh kama is upset and burnt out (literally) from being vaporized for doing her job and merged with a demon king of hell bc buddhists decided he was the same guy even though he's primarily the hindu diety who mainly exists as a positive force and parvati's response to all this pain is basically 'whatever' and she then takes a backseat to lady kasuga, and we then kill kama BY VAPORIZING THEM THE SAME WAY THEY DIED THE FIRST TIME, YOU KNOW THE THING THAT KICKSTARTED THIS WHOLE MESS

also theres about a million eyecatches and na doesn't let you skip them yet lol

so its whatever

[slashingdisneypasta]

Kurt Kelly x Fem!Bitch!Reader || Oneshot

Title: Someone Gets Hurt

Plot: Some little wannabe steals away your boyfriend, Kurt, while also batting her big ass lashes and winning over your friends, too... until you've had enough. No one out bitches you.

Notes:

Obviously, this is inspired by Someone Gets Hurt from Mean Girls except with Regina (The reader) as the heroine.

Warnings: Overall bitchiness, possessiveness (You about Kurt), break ups (Make ups too though so its not too bad ^^), the ruining of another persons relationship (Random girl Lizzie and Kurt's), rapeiness (Ram), sexual references, underage drinking, overage drinking, just LOTS of debauchery over all, a smut bit near the end (Not full), etc.

Was I too proud with you? Was I too cold and forbidding? And you chose her over me Are you kidding?

Watching Kurt and Lizzie together this week has been torture. Terrible, burning, squeezing, not-at-all sexy torture.

Because Kurt, is yours.

He has always been yours. He was yours in kindergarten, he was yours in middle school, and he was yours all through highschool until this, unfortunate and butt fucking ugly, snag. Crossing your arms now and poisoning them with your eyes, you sit in the cafeteria... and think.

Just, think.

You don't gossip with your minions about all the bullshit going on in school, you don't discuss what you're going to do to the freshmen this year, no. Nothing. You're too busy... plotting.

There is no way in hell, that this pee-brained virgin bitch is going to steal your boyfriend, and not get paid back in turn. Its only fair- and you include interest, in your transactions like this.

One eye actually twitches, when Lizzie... the pee brained virgin bitch in question, gives Kurt a peck on the nose - oh so cute, but you don't even have to look at Kurt to see the disappointment flash in his eyes, - and hops off his lap when the bell rings. He has a free period now, you know because so do you and you usually spend it at the back of the football field together, but she has Chemistry, a thing you also know because hell- you just know everything. That's a basic fact. The whole school knows it and love that you never have to explain how you just fucking know shit.

But even being all knowing does not make you feel better, knowing that itty bitty roach-cunt has her claws embedded in your poor, weak-willed... ex boyfriends,... heart. Or his penis, more likely. Metaphorically speaking, obviously, because Lizzie's the 'Mary'est whore in the land of Westerberg High.

That doesn't really matter though. Either way, he's with her now and not you, and that just wont do.

Maggie, your right hand babe, gets up from your lunch table and leaves for her next class, too. And its only until she's out of sight, that you notice the piece of paper she left behind. Rolling your eyes, a growl of annoyance escapes you and you sigh- turning away from Kurt and Ram's table to see what the fuck it is. The reprieve is almost palpable, not looking at him anymore. It feels a little better- but not by much. And certainly not enough for you to forget what fuckery is going on.

Picking up the piece of paper in one perfectly manicured hand, you see that its an invitation. "Hmm... " Worrying the inside of your cheek, you think; This is interesting.

A Halloween party...

A gleeful smirk quirks slightly at the corners of your lips.

Kurt always did have a thing for Halloween.

~

And what you meant by 'Kurt always did have a thing for Halloween'- is 'Kurt always did have a boner for your Halloween costumes'. For the past several years, since the two of you blossomed with the help of puberty, you have used your assets as an advantage - because why else have them? - ; With the help of lace tights, push up bra's, winged eyeliner and red lipstick.

This year you've pulled together your favourite costume yet, which is fitting for the task at hand and the fact that its senior year- this may be your last chance to put these bottom dwelling highschool chuckleheads in their place.

I mean, you hope not but its basically a given.

Looking around the party as you walk in, you figure its just the same as any party Ram has thrown before. And his house is perfect for it, you'll give him that. The lights a turned down low enough that everyone looks a little hot, cooler's full of ice and alcohol are set up so you're never too far from a fix and thanks to his houses sound system the music is loud enough to make you think for a couple hours that you're in a place between reality and your dreams; A perfect set up for mistakes and one wild night.

But you aren't here to get drunk and kiss a loser, except for Kurt; You're here to take back the goddamn crown. Which getting Kurt back, will do. It'll humiliate Lizzie, and that's really all you want out of life right now.

Prowling through the crowd - which still knows to part for you, despite your current, slightly lower social standing, - in your knee high, shiny black leather boots, you look for someone to talk to. You know Maggie's here somewhere but that bitch is on her last life with you, after she said Lizzie's hair looked nice the other day. And you think some silent treatment will set her straight.

"Oh- Hi Ram." You find the host in the backyard, about to push an unsuspecting demoness into in a very sheer red blouse into the pool - which would doubtlessly make the blouse more of a red tint to her skin rather then any kind of coverage, which Ram well knows, - , and he double takes when he sees you. A sleazy, mischievous grin slops over his face at the sight, which makes you roll your eyes.

Deeply.

"Ohhh, heyyyy, Y/N!" He has to yell over the sound of the music and the other party-goers, not that you would mind if you didn't hear anything he said. He hasn't got a whole lot of substance, Ram, so you can basically assume that rolling your eyes is always the answer to anything he's saying. His eyes shift back, anxiously, to the girl he's currently got a hit out on, but you just raise your eyebrows sharply at him and he's at attention. "I didn't know you were gonna come! You know, with the state of things... "

Oh, he's so obnoxious. And dumb! So, so dumb. He doesn't know the half of your shit. Yet he still runs his mouth... Rolling your eyes once again, you flip some hair behind your head. "Oh don't worry your pretty little head about that, Ram." Eyes flickering around the party some more, searching for your own target, you rest your hands on your hips that are tightly bound, in various layers of violet georgette cloth. The witches hat on your head is pinned down, so theirs no chance of it flying off. You have a train of thinner fabric hanging down the back of your short-short skirt, and your tight tube top reveals exactly the shapes you require it to. "I'll be perfectly fine- oh, have you seen Kurt anywhere?"

"Uhhhhhhhhhhh I think I saw him and Liz against a wall earlier- but by the looks of Liz, I doubt they're in a situation like that anymore." He chuckles, dumbly. The stupid boy has a slur in his voice that you hadn't noticed before but probably should've known would be there. But you're sure focusing in on him now, jealousy burning in your eyes at his description. What does that mean??

"What?"

A geek walks by, toting a bottle in his hands that Ram snatches for himself. As the kid continues by, faster now due to the angry look in Ram's eyes and the animalistic growl that slips from the footballers lips, you continue to glare bullets at Ram. He takes a messy swig of his beer before continuing. "Just sayin', Y/N. Your friend's a prude. Won' even let Kurt get to second base with 'er or anything. So I'd say Kurt's, probably, uhhh... by the pool table, now." He shrugs big round shoulders then, as relief and mirth wash over you. So he didn't mean they'd have moved their dirty little adventure to somewhere they could really get down, or anything. He means quite the opposite.

A smirk graces your red painted lips.

"Well- enjoy your party." You shrug, not really caring as his eyes shine... turning back to the demon girl who's just laughing with her friends; He sure will. Eyes narrowing, you mutter a bitter "Dick." under your breath, as a final bid to Ram.

Turning on your heel, you head back into the house. You've been here plenty of times with Kurt and know exactly where the pool table is (And how uncomfortable it is to be bent over) and sure enough- there he is.

Your boyfriend.

Or, soon-to-be, once-again boyfriend.

He's standing back with a stick, waiting for his turn as he laughs with some over football boneheads. Lizzie isn't here, but you suppose she could have gone to get a drink or talk to one her - your, - friends, but where she is actually doesn't concern your in this moment. All you can do right now, is stand and stare.

God, he's hot.

You miss him; You really do. And, admittedly- not just because he can fuck you like no one else.

But your moment passes, and you gather your wits. Ready.

You're hot, you're smart, and you're ruthless. You can do this.

Saddling up beside Kurt, a genuine smile slips across your face as you look up at him; Running a hand back through your hair. "Hey, Kurt." Slightly widening your eyes, you raise a brow as he turns to look down at you. "What's up?"

Like- its been a while. What have I missed?

Immediate 'Oooooh's and 'Oh no the ex- Kurt watch out!'s erupt from his meathead athlete friends, but what you care about is how Kurt struggles for a moment to tear his eyes away from yours, like the eyeliner you perfected and the colour and the just- you, has hypnotised him. He flashes his friends a wicked grin, waiving them off as he turns to put his body between you, and the group. It puts you so close together- and you sure don't step back any.

Then his eyes flicker down to the rest of you- and he really has a problem looking away. "Oh, uh, hey Y/N. N-nothing much. Uh... you look... "

A gentle chuckle flutters out of you, resting a hand on your right hip. "What? Black cat caught your tongue?"

Jesus- even the mention of that particular muscle reference to him does something to you. And being this close to him again, and seeing his reaction to your outfit... its all just so right. The way things should be.

He opens his mouth to say something else, but immediately closes it again on remembering something. A seriously awkward hm sound escapes him which you don't quite get yet, but you decide that you don't need to.

"So... " You start, getting rid of the tough bravado suddenly... letting awkwardness seep into your tone; Your appearance. On purpose. Eyes downcast, you let your arms slide down to your sides again, lacing your fingers together in front of you for a moment, pretending you're at a loss for words. "Um... maybe this is... weird... "

"What?" A big hand ghosts over your hip- you can just feel his skin graze against you.

You look up to catch his gaze again suddenly, lips and eyebrows scrunching after a moment, unsurely. "Uh, well... " Chewing innocently on your bottom lip, you hold your arms behind your back; not-at-all meaning to push out your chest more. No, not at all... "Me coming up to talk to you... since the break up... "

A hiss escapes him, as he suddenly, seemingly, like just seeing you had him returning to old habits, remembers that fact himself and takes a step back from you. Your brows knit together, up at him- perfectly pitiful.

"Oh man- yeah. Maybe. Fuck!" He runs a hand up through his hair, looking convincingly tortured.

Already!

You could rejoice.

Oh, Kurt... we've only just started.

Sighing, you look away again. "Look, I'm sorry. I just... well, Kurt, I've missed you!"

Suddenly his eyes, still and focused, turn more sternly down on you and your insides squirm at it. Like muscle memory, your body screams for you to back up; Get on your knees, bat your lashes. Ask what's wrong, Daddy?

His eyes narrow, and you resist the temptation to smirk. "Oh- no. No, Y/N. I know what you're doing, okay? I'm not dumb! This is all just too... too... " The fact that he cant even really speak, even as he's trying to be all tough and put up walls between you two, really gives you confidence. You must still really have an effect on him- as you should. Of course you do. One week with a little lily livered slut bag does not erase an entire lifetime between two people. Kurts lips curl into a scowl. "You're not like this." He states, and you raise your brows. Oh? "You're manipulating me, aren't you? Come on, Y/N!"

His tone is pleading. He's begging, you.

Damn, he must really want Miss Lizzie's little ass.

After a moment, you shrug. "Okay, whatever, you got me." Shedding the innocent act, you lean back on the pool table as the boys continue to play; Laying yourself out for him. "Does that mean I was lying? No, I really do miss you."

He scoffs. "Yeah, right." Rolling his own eyes, he focuses his gaze off somewhere else in the party- rather then on you. "All you care about is your reign of terror."

Oh... he knows that's not true.

But still, if he's going to play that way- "Yeah, sure- and all you care about is pussy." Shrugging, you drum your fingers bordly against the edge of the table on either side of you. "I guess we're a pair."

"Fuck, Y/N... you know you're... y-you're... Damn, that I love you. You fucking know that." He hisses, getting mad. And you inwardly smirk.

There it is...

Tightening your grip now, you look up at him to see he's once again looking at you. And for a moment, amongst all the madness that party's are- it feels like its just you two. "And you know... I love you."

Pushing off the pool table, you stalk towards him and trace your hands up his chest; Locking your arms around his neck lazily, and resting your chest against his. And you can see it. You can see, the struggle inside him about whether to just give into you- and your tits and your lips and your hips, and- just, you! Or to stay away. Because you're poison; Even you're well aware of that fact.

You're like a boa constrictor. You get yourself wrapped around your victim and you squeeze, and squeeze, and squeeze... until you have them just how you want them. Moulded into a shape that works well, for you.

But he's a lion. Imposing, and selfish, and self serving. And too big for you to ruin.

Its like you said; You're a pair.

And you cannot give him up.

"Kurt... come on." Leaning up, and talking in a quiet, just-for-him voice now, your lips brush against his and he lets out a shuddering breath. "We belong together, don't we? Its us- forever. You've known it since second grade. Sure, it took me a few more years to realise it too, but we're here now." Sincerity bleeds into your tone; Something you can't help when he looks like he wants to kiss you so badly, like that. "It can't be you and her." It cant. Tilting your head to the side, teasingly, you smirk mischievously; Just for him. "Is she going to fuck you like I do?"

"Shit... " Kurt mutters, eyes stuck on your lips. His hands find your waist, gathering you up against him roughly like he always does when he just wants you. Animalistically, wherever you are- whoever sees be fucking damned.

But he still isn't taking you. And that's a problem.

Brushing a thumb over his bottom lip, you turn your head like your making out to kiss him- but don't. Furrowing your eyebrows, you look pleading at him for an answer. "Was it all a lie, then? With us? Were we?- "

And that does it- he's had enough- he's at boiling point- Lips smash into yours, crossing the centimetre of space between them and he doesn't fuss around at all, to warm up. Your tongues connect almost instantly, and in 0.2 seconds, you two are that moaning, making out mess couple that every party has.

Through your lust filled haze, you can just about feel victorious.

A few moments after that your back hits the closest wall, and your legs wrap around his waist as he holds you up- you two know the drill by now. Kurt's grinding his raging hard on deliciously through his jeans into your bare cunt- moaning and muttering something into your cheek as he sloppily makes his way down to your breasts about you being such a slut.

You REALLY don't mind.

Eyes half lidded, you catch sight of Lizzie in the crowd behind Kurt. The crowd that, apart from her, doesn't care at all what the two of you are doing.

You smirk absolutely evilly towards her, before mouthing 'mine'.