#I miss Dog

[loredrinker]

Dragon Age games as show genres

Dragon Age: Origins — The Classic Fantasy  

It’s the classic fantasy set in a bleak, war-torn world where everything is falling apart. The Blight is ravaging Southern Thedas, Darkspawn are everywhere, and the legendary Grey Wardens are supposed to save the day - until they’re wiped out in the opening act. Cue the fellowship! 

It’s a tale of sweeping battles and high-stakes choices, but beneath the epic surface lie some of the most fantastical, wild decisions that fit right into any fantasy setting. Sire an old god baby? Check. Exorcise a demon from an eight-year-old? Check. Crown a bastard prince - or execute him? Totally up to you. And forget dire wolves - you’ve got Dog. 

The stakes are massive, the battles harrowing, but there’s always time for sarcastic banter, passive-aggressive spats, and seduction. It’s a story of heroism, heartbreak, and just enough absurdity to keep the end of the world from feeling too grim. 

Dragon Age II — The Satirical Family Drama 

Welcome to Kirkwall, where everything’s on fire, and everyone’s yelling. Power struggles aren’t just a backdrop - they’re the whole show. Mages, Templars, and the unlucky souls clash in a city teetering on the edge of collapse.  

Your companions? They’re not just along for the dumpster fire - they’re the ones holding the matches. Fenris has enough anger to power the city’s infrastructure, Merrill’s quietly trying to rebuild an ancient mirror that screams “bad idea,” Isabella has definitely stolen something, Hawke is one zombie mom away from a complete meltdown, and Varric’s narrating every juicy detail like it’s his next bestseller. Oh, and let’s not forget Anders - because when has an explosion ever not started a productive conversation? 

Kirkwall isn’t just a city - it’s the dysfunctional dining room table where all the family drama unfolds. 

Dragon Age: Inquisition — The Soap Opera 

On the surface, Inquisition is about world-ending rifts, court intrigue, and saving Thedas from complete annihilation - but beneath the sweeping battles and political machinations, it’s all drama and emotional chaos.  

Welcome to the Inquisition, where secrets lurk around every corner and betrayal is a team sport. Blackwall hides his secrets behind his impressive beard while Solas conceals his with cryptic wisdom and a jawline sharp enough to cut through the Fade. Iron Bull is one questionable decision away from flipping allegiances and Leliana’s perched atop a mountain of secrets, ready to ruin lives with a single song. Meanwhile, the Herald’s handing out judgments like a morally conflicted deity, while desperately trying to keep the team’s approval from imploding.  

The game has everything: battles, intrigue, romance, and plenty of those brooding moments where someone stares dramatically into the distance. 

Tune in next time to Thedas of Our Lives. 

Dragon Age: Veilguard — The Comedy Sitcom 

It’s your new favorite comedy where the stakes are apocalyptic, but the vibes are immaculate. 

Meet Rook and the ragtag team of wildly attractive misfits, saving the world one awkward situation at a time while crashing at their boss’s magic lighthouse. Sure, they’re trying to stop the literal unraveling of existence, but let’s get to the real fun: Can the brooding Grey Warden save the griffons without losing his smolder? Will the dapper necromancer teach his spirit son the difference between shoes and sarcasm? And can the charming assassin and his demon roommate finally admit they’re the ultimate odd couple? 

This team is uncomfortably comfortable with existential horror, turning their “stop Solas” mission into Thedas’s most chaotic group therapy session. And when it’s time to relax? There’s always book club - next up: How to Survive Team Dynamics When Your Boss is the Literal Dread Wolf. 

It’s your perfect blend of heartwarming and absurd situations, with dialogue that loops so much it’s practically a built-in drinking game.  

Sure, the stakes are technically world-ending - Veil, ancient gods, blight, yadda yadda - but, seriously, guys who’s gonna clean up the griffon poop? Cue the laugh track! 

[nnobara]

[pleucas]

mafia days, post-mission

[lotus-pear]

HELLO BSD NATION IM BACK

[clopinasworld]

[mothgenes]

i need to psychoanalyze him fr .

[egophiliac]

WAIT when did he get FANGS

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

wintersberg is funny to me

[wombywoo]

retired 🩶

[shininas-ideals]

If there isn't a kunikidazai interaction in the next few chapters I will RIOT

Bonus:

[omtai]

let our blood in vain, you find god in pain

[dog-teeth]

[thestarofcottonland]

Pocket Dogs for Gameboy Advance

[lotus-pear]

soukoku angst

[sameboot]

You know what they say, everything stays (but it still changes)

[homkamiro]

Her gaze softened