#I might write it

[yeyinde]

I just read your alpha fics for Price and Ghost and yes I am having a little trouble thinking clearly but I am on my hands and knees asking if maybe there is a chance you would write one for alpha Johnny? I loved the imagery of him holding back from claiming someone in the Ghost fic and I would love to see him finally lose that control completely.

i had an idea for Johnny, but it felt too similar to the baby trap fic i'm writing. the theme i have for him is basically "this man snatches wives clean off the streets" i guess :/

but the idea was:

Alpha!Soap who finds runaway Omega!Reader on the side of the road, desperate to escape town. to run. and as a beacon of his community, law enforcement (a game warden) who has sworn that his duty is to serve and protect, he offers to take you in. to give you shelter until the next morning when you can leave town, running away from the alpha that's been stalking you these last few months, waiting for your heat to claim you.

protecting you is just the right thing to do, after all. and so, he does. brings you into his home, makes you dinner. humming to himself as you beg him to see you off at the train station tomorrow. you have to leave. you have to. staying here is not safe with that alpha still around.

he says, "i'll take care of it."

and he does. but maybe not in the way you'd have expected.

your heat starts in the middle of the night, and you wake up to him smothering you with kisses, drowning you in his musk. he whispers in your ear about how you don't have to worry anymore—he took care of the problem, and he'll take such good care of you, too. always. you don't have to do anything except rest your pretty little head on his pillow and let him rut between your thighs until he's had his fill. delirious, half-mad from the heat, you agree. signing your soul away to a man who'd follow you to the ends of the earth with a smile on his face like this was some off-putting courting ritual and not a desperate escape.

(they find the body in the summer. Price takes one look at the mangled remains, shakes his head, and mutters something about a bear attack. an accident, naturally. that sort of thing just happens around here. and people like Johnny too much to go wondering why you ended up claimed by him the same night the alpha stalking you goes missing. an eerie coincidence. those sorts of things happen, don't you know? and if they have other questions about it. well. Johnny'll set 'em straight.)

[humanelemental]

Ok but picture this, Agatha goes on a life death?changing field trip with Billy. Probably they find Tommy and Wanda, and Wanda restores Agatha’s body since she kind of saved both her kids.

Rio expects Agatha to run as soon as her feet physically hit solid ground again, but she just…doesn’t. Like Rio shows up and is all, “what’s it going to be? Where are you going to run this time coward???”

And Agatha just looks at her, looks around, looks at her and is like, “did I not tell you to fix my damn yard?”

Rio is stunned. Like of all the responses. And Agatha is being (mostly) serious. She clearly expects Death (capital D) to do her damn landscaping. And before Rio can figure out how to react, Agatha is like, “that includes my door and sink. Who tf throws the actual kitchen sink at someone. It’s supposed to be a figure of speech, you overgrown hipster!” And just throws her hands in the air and starts towards the house. Rio is so flabbergasted that she just leaves for a bit. But not before fixing the door. Every time she comes back she expects Agatha to be gone, but nope, there she is, inexplicably hanging out in New Jersey. Sometimes she’s teaching the boys. Sometimes she and Wanda are having philosophical arguments (aka she’s also teaching Wanda but neither is willing to admit it. Rio refuses to leave until Wanda does on those occasions.)

Occasionally she takes trips to other places for various reasons. She nails a note to the door specifically for Rio with detailed instructions for Señor Scratchy and a plea to leave her damn azaleas alone. (Rio does not, and Agatha often comes home to a well fed bunny and man-eating flowers. How one makes azaleas man-eating is anyone’s guess, but Agatha’s money is on semi-divine spite.) Every time she returns to find Rio sulking on the porch. Which is odd because sometimes she has to rush out of the house to get in position. Like Agatha has started to walk up her driveway and seen Rio fling herself out the door and onto the front steps to glare at her. (Señor is a very relaxing bunny and sometimes Rio loses track of time ok.) Neither of them discuss this beyond Agatha rolling her eyes and inviting her back in for a drink or dinner or what have you.

This continues for a truly obnoxious amount of time until Rio finally decides that Agatha is done hiding from her and decides to become the biggest nuisance in existence. Agatha is always annoyed but she never sends Rio away. The worst she does is bitch and moan, and occasionally throw something at her ex-maybe current-wife. If she’s doing something truly important, or, more often, if it looks like Rio is thinking a little too hard about murdering the twins, she’ll tell her to go play somewhere else for a bit. Rio always snarls and growls but she usually heads off for a couple of days. The problem is almost always that she’s either bored or stressed. She always finds herself back in Westview to annoy Agatha eventually. (Sometimes if she’s in a very good mood, Rio will help with the twins’ lessons. But don’t tell anyone.)

Eventually they settle into what everyone else can tell is a relationship, but which they both firmly deny is anything more than a convent arrangement. They make this everyone’s problem, in true agathario fashion, but no one seems to really mind.

Idk, just something I have rattling around in my head.

[scrollonso]

ok so strollonso dynamic but switched.

[sageofthestarz]

Alright who's teaching Phantom about Mistletoe this year

[jlhynde-insanitybrilliance]

Tommary fic idea:

1945: Tom through some animagus transformation gone wrong gets himself stuck as a cat living in Knockturn Alley. Turns out you can’t successfully become an animagus if you don’t have a complete soul (which given the lack of information on Horcruxes, Tom found out the hard way.)

1995: Harry, escaping from the Dursley’s during the summer, ends up renting a cheap flat in Knockturn above Borgin & Burke’s where he works as a shop assistant. While working there, Mr. Borgin is always complaining about this mangy, feral, cat living in the alley & how its always stealing things from the shop (because Tom had not stopped trying to get back to his original form). He tells Harry that he’s tried to kill it multiple times, but the damn thing somehow always gets away & if Harry sees it to kill it on sight.

Of course, Harry doesn’t do that, he starts leaving a part of his lunch in the alley every day for Tom. Slowly over a period of weeks, Harry earns Tom’s trust (well, not trust, but Tom starts looking at Harry like a free meal ticket) & Harry starts venting out his life to what he thinks is a cat. (Except this cat is oddly intelligent & at times, Harry swears it understands him & wonders if maybe it’s part kneazle.) Until one day, Harry asks Tom if he just wants to move in to the flat upstairs.

& since the flat is better than the Alley, Tom agrees. (Harry still leaves the window open to the fire escape, so Tom can come & go as he pleases.) Then cue all these funny cute scenes of Harry forcing him into a bath, of trying to get Tom to eat canned catfood, of Tom bringing back his stolen items to Harry’s flat & Harry constantly moving them back down to the shop (telling him he’s gotta stop stealing from the neighbors), Harry & Tom sleeping in the same bed with Tom splayed out over Harry’s face, of Harry trying to get him to wear a collar with a name tag so people stop thinking he’s a stray, Ahhhhh! So cute! & when Harry has to go back to Hogwarts at the end of the summer, he ends up taking Tom with him.

Eventually, I imagined that Harry figures out Tom is not in fact a cat & endeavors to help him return to his original form & by that time Tom is utterly smitten. They end up with a successful partial transformation, turning Tom into a human with the cat tail and ears, & Harry is not prepared for how handsome Tom is or how cute he is with the tail & ears. & of course, Tom ends up seducing Harry. He seduces Harry a lot.

But he refuses to wear the damn collar. It’s not happening.

Inspired off of this tiktok :

Whoops 😅 I started writing it. Oh well 🤷‍♀️

[serikyl]

Sparrow trapped in a time loop by an acolyte, where each day ends in Lark’s death, over and over trying to do everything in his power to save his brother and failing every time.

The loop is about letting go, but Sparrow has such bad trauma regarding Lark Dying that he can’t let him go.

Meanwhile, on the outside, Lark waits for his brother to wake up, as the clock slowly runs out.

[rosekiller-addict]

okay imagine the whole percy and calypso situation but instead of calypso its jason

And percy has to decide whether to go back to Annabeth, the girl he thought he loved, and save the world or to stay on an island with a boy he just met but can't seem to stop thinking about

[styx142]

I NEED TO SEE GUMLEE AND BUBBLINE MEETING RIGHT NOW. AS WELL AS THE OTHER TRAGIC FUCKS WE SAW IN EP 6 AND 9

SOMEONE GIVE ME A FIC OF OG MARCY AND PB TRAVELING THROUGH THE MULTIVERSE, MAYBE TRYING TO FIND SIMOM CAUSE MARCY’S WORRIED AND FOUND OUT WHERE HE WENT. LET THEM SEE THE TRAGEDY OF THEIR OTHER COUNTERPARTS.

CANDY QUEEN PB SEEING MARCY AND BREAKING DOWN CAUSE HER DEAD GF IS RIGHT THERE. OR HER BEINF SO CONFUSED ON WHO TF THIS RANDOM VAMPIRE IS AND BEING SUSPICIOUS CAUSE SHE WANTS TO FIND SIMOM

THEM MEETING ARMY PB AND STAR MARCY AND ARMY PB IS JUST LIKE “GOD DAMMIT THE OLD DUDE WAS RIGHT”

(Would also be funny to have them visit farmworld and find out that Marcy was a crazy old lady)

[hyperfixed-owl]

So, apparently owl’s feet are ticklish…

This NEEDS to be in a fic where Blitz is cuddling Stolas and accidentally brushes his tail against his feet or something and he does that cute hoot laugh 😭

Blitz is simultaneously like “this is the cutest thing ever” and “oh I am so going to use this as leverage in bed”

[theyluvsavi]

Saiki Kusuke as Uramichi onii-san

[starsval]

fake dating to lovers with remus or theo based on my boy only breaks his favorite toys?? (or not necessarily to lovers)

[darkbluekies]

DR KRY SMUT! DR KRY SMUT! LET ME BE POUNDED BY THIS MANS COCK I DONT CARE HOW SEXY IT IS! I WANT TO BE PEPPERED WITH KISSES ALL OVER MY BODY AS HE CONGRATULATES ME FOR BEING A GOOD GIRL I WANT TO FEEL HIS COCK IN MY PUSSY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

DEAR GOD

RESTRAIN YOURSELF😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰

[optionalblue]

Just came up with the best idea where Tyler turns into blurryface around Josh, except instead of depression he's just kinky as shit, and he starts teasing him but Josh isn't very comfy with that so he remembers that when he and Tyler were teenagers they were just messin around and randomly coming up with silly safewords, so Josh says his out loud and blurry starts crying :((

[fvturum]

Food for thought .

I may or may not be cooking something. I dont know. But I still can't believe that their eyes changed the moment they have lost power and aren't fully connected to the time machine anymore. The fact that Turo lost the light in his eyes, and Sada's turned into brown yet STILL had that light just gives me ideas and headcanons lmao.

I dont usually write in ao3, never did but if I do publish a fanfic , I imagine that Sada and Arven are the only ones who can and are able to not make him feel so detached and manifest that certain *light* in his eyes again. To make him *feel* something and positively react to what was presented to him. Its spontaneous but its there. Established that Turo never had them the moment he became so obsessed with his projects, which was possibly during his time in Mesagoza.

Its also endearing how AI!Sada still clung onto life while the other is devoid of emotion.

[stressedbeetle]

I just had an amazing patcap and/or capvers fanfic idea. So you know how they have that line where they say "Everyone knows morse code!" yes so what if the captain has like a panic attack or something and it gets hard for him to communicate his needs so he and Pat/Havers use morse code communicate instead!

[caitlynnrosespn]

GUYS WHY DIDNT I HAVE THIS THOUGHT EARLIER

So you know how Jack wears red lipstick? If you've ever worn lipstick you know it stains everything. Drinking glasses, napkins, clothes, the lips and necks of your significant others-

Anyways just leaving this here for any fic writers to use:)