#I mean it's true

[commandermeg]

[dylanndr]

[unwinthehart]

"Paltrinieri ancora una volta è una religione" 💀💀💀💀

[hasanpits]

hasan openly saying he only works out to look good for other men is so crazy

[josiwonderland]

Just saw a Raphael fanart that got me like that in public

How's your evening going ?

[aparticularbandit]

Junko: Mikuru is PINK in our Power Rangers line up.

me: ...aren't all of you girls

Junko: Yes, but Mikuru is THE girl. That is her sole use and purpose. To be girl.

me: ....

[ultrabrite-dl]

*sweat nervously* y-yeah, I do like those books, Tiansheng, w-why do you ask ?

Bonus:

When even your ACNH villagers knows about your JTTW obsession.

[eleganttiredcroissant]

Me, shouting top of my lungs in the middle of a 70.000+ crowd: NO ONE WANTED TO PLAY WITH ME AS A LITTLE KID

[autisticviking]

@autisticviking

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LMK EP

THE GREAT WALL RACE EPISODE

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE GREAT WALL RACE EPISODE

[zalrb]

"I'm telling you. Beware of bitches with little notebooks."

[obstinatecondolement]

I know this is coming hot on the heels of a number of posts I've made about being earnest and not trying to preempt people making fun of you by self deprecatingly putting yourself down for liking things, or trying things/jokes out, etc, but adding "(we have fun here)" as a parenthetical to very minor witticisms that are extremely obvious and on the nose is one of my favourite jokes.

[chokherbalii]

i’ll never be good enough

[tiny-security-mech]

What I meant to say: He's Lucifer.

What actually came out of my mouth: He's luscious.

[enneamage]

I have to take issue with part of the recent shubble discourse. Of the two scenarios she mentioned, he is definitely the person that stopped complementing her. She stated she thought that ex was her "forever person" and he essentially confirms his lack of praise through the "Oh Distant You" lyrics. As for the ex who she thinks wanted to hurt her under the guise of being playful, I am far less confident that she was speaking of him. I don't dispute that he is a contender for being the offendant. The issue I have is that there is no other information from her that even alludes to it being him. As she herself stated, there are a lot of people that she draws from when talking about her experiences. This specific mention doesn't include enough info to rule out all other exes.

My eyes turned towards Wilbur because that seems to be the way he acts around people in general once he reaches a certain level of intimacy with them. He bit Niki to the point of bruising, that happened in her own words. I'm not saying 'it would be weirder if he didn't bite her' because biting is still the weirder thing here by far but I don't see him as motivated or self-controlled enough to have made her an exception to the rule/habit. It fits the profile of 'thing meant to be laughed off but still cause pain' really well. I've got no solid proof of this, but he still stands out as the most likely because he's done it to other people so often.

[unch4rtedwxters]

To me you're known for baguettes, hch, aella, and Niche Fandoms™

that checks out

[maratsbathtub]

Me, ranting again: Yeah, so Couthon–

My mother: The one who fucked?