#I mean I don't think that Skye's going to act completely like herself

[reading-sometimes]

Okay but I'm actually pretty hyped for the new PAW Patrol movie

[yandere-fics]

Skye's NSFW Alphabet

♡ A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) ♡

Skye is the one probably needing the aftercare with how much of a severe masochist she is, she'll insist on trying to get up and take care of herself and you'll have to force her back down and make her accept you taking care of her. She's far too sore to be getting up and she needs you to bring her water after she just made you choke her, she's very very clingy after sex and her guard is down ever so slightly but she'll get embarrassed by how clingy she was directly after it later. If she's in subspace however then she'll just lay there happily observing you as she comes back down though I would recommend cuddling with her and soothing her as she comes back down from it otherwise you'll have a very depressed Skye on your hands.

♡ B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) ♡

Her neck is her favorite part of herself, there is not a single moment where her neck will not have some sort of adornment on it and if it would put a collar on her then she would only adore it even more. Get her a pretty daytime one, she doesn't care which color it is though gold is preferable since it goes best with a lot of the skirts she wears. If you get her a subtle one and one for actually in the bedroom then it's basically like marriage right? You'd never leave her at this point so she can let her guard down.

Your hands, you would think she's a pick me girl with the way she acts about them, always asking to compare hands with you. It doesn't matter what size your hands actually are, if they're bigger then she giggles about how they engulf her hand, if they're smaller then she giggles about how cute and tiny they are, possibly lead them to her throat and say something like "wow, you probably couldn't even wrap both of them around my neck." as just a subtle flirt but she'll act like it's just friendly, if they're the same size them she'll talk about how perfectly they fit together.

♡ C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) ♡

In omegaverse Skye is an alpha but like one you wouldn't notice at first glance unless you really got in there and sniffed. In that case she does not enjoy knotting unless you two have marked each other because it feels too vulnerable and she'll only get too attached. Outside of omegaverse if you have a dick then she'll basically let you cum anywhere and if you don't then she'll want to taste you, she's very into tasting though she won't really tell you this.

♡ D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) ♡

She likes getting her hair pulled a bit and washes it regularly with oils to strengthen it just to make sure this is possible, of course she doesn't enjoy it nearly as much as she likes getting lightly choked but she still takes immense pleasure in it. If you're pulling her hair then that means she's yours completely right? Right? Either way that's what she's taking it to mean, maybe if you yank enough she'll be able to actually tell you how she feels about you.

♡ E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) ♡

Skye has had a lot of exes though for the most part she was top in those experiences, she hated it but she also didn't want to admit she was a diehard bottom and make herself potentially vulnerable so she just went along with topping and only sometimes getting the favor returned. She's not very good at just laying back and allowing you to take care of her. She doesn't learn very quickly either so it'll take a bit before you can get her comfortable accepting what you give her, it's nothing a bit of rough handling couldn't fix though.

♡ F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) ♡

She hates to admit it but she likes a full nelson if you have the strength to manage one, otherwise just doing it in front of a mirror is enough, she likes to watch your strap go in and out, it's just so intimate and she's gotta admit it does really make her feel loved that you think she's pretty enough that you want to make her watch herself too.

♡ G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) ♡

She can crack a few jokes mostly to try not to come off as too vulnerable in the moment but as soon as you actually get going she is 100% serious and if you tease her she's not going to understand it's a joke because her brain has shut itself off. She isn't super serious either though and she is kind of cute and goofy when she's in that subspace since she's just whining incoherently.

♡ H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) ♡

She much like the rest of the sisters has a happy trail, I raise you extreme hippie Skye who is just like completely unshaven everywhere, she still trims so she doesn't have to deal with overheating in her skirts but other than that she just lets her hair grow. This may be a little bit gross too but I imagine her being the kind of girl to walk around barefoot and have sort of mildly hair feet.

♡ I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) ♡

She would really love a lot of intimacy in the moment but she's not going to ask for it because she's afraid to be vulnerable so you'll have to bring the intimacy into it, just like if you're over at her house, bring a candle and light it and it'll really make her day. Once she's in subspace she's very sappy and whiny and just all around incoherent which does seem really intimate too.

♡ J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) ♡

She does it semi frequently, she's actually shocked the first time you two have sex and she doesn't feel the need to satisfy herself afterwards, it's not that she never got off with her exes but she still always felt the urge after them because it just wasn't enough but now being with her darling it's finally enough which is rather shocking to her and does make her feel uncomfortable cause it makes her feel like she needs you extra.

♡ K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) ♡

Choking is a big one, she doesn't want to be full blown choking though she's not opposed to that either, she really just wants you to lightly wrap your hand around her neck and keep it there, it makes her feel loved and like you're trying to claim ownership over her. She also has a kink for when her darling gets jealous or possessive, Skye would never make you jealous on purpose but she can't sit there and pretend like she did find it extremely hot when you did get jealous.

♡ L = Location (favorite places to do the do) ♡

Unless you're fully committed she would prefer your place, because if you're at her place and decide to leave after it's done then she'll feel really sad and rejected but if she's at your place then she can leave before you have the chance to tell her to leave. Once you're committed though then she still wants it at your place and she wants to stay for as long as possible because it's nice to feel like you want her in your space.

♡ M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) ♡

Casual displays of dominance are what gets her going or acting like you own her cause then she's not being vulnerable, you're claiming her so it's like she's being forced and therefore she has plausible deniability to feel like she's not vulnerable plus if you claim someone that intensely there's no way you might abandon her later right? Anyways just like always grab her hand in public or make sure everyone knows she's your girlfriend, yank her back to your side when she parts ways too quickly after a date and give her a big sloppy kiss, that really gets her going. If you call her "Your sweet girl", "Your precious baby", "Your good pet", just any variation of Yours then she'll just be pudding in your hands.

♡ N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) ♡

She's unable to share or be shared, she is yours and you are hers, she wants to feel like this is sacred and special between the both of you and therefore she also is not the biggest into doing it in public, sure you might be able to coax her into it but she'll be super embarrassed and need a crap ton of reassurance about it late so be careful with it, it's bad for her self esteem.

♡ O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) ♡

She's perfectly fine with both just as long as when she's eating you out you're still the dominant party and when you're eating her out you're also still dominant. She just wants to feel like you're in charge no matter which position she's in, just make sure to repay the favor later on okay?

♡ P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) ♡

She's very slow and timid about things, she's very unused to submitting and although she really really wants to, she's unsure about what exactly to do, it takes a bit to get her to untense. When she's in subspace she's very all over the place and just very squirmy, hold her hips down to stop her from squirming away, she'll literally like die for that.

♡ Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) ♡

She is not a big fan of quickies, obviously it's not shocking, I mean she wants to be very intimate and feel like you are committed to her and quickies aren't much of a commitment, she will agree to quickies because she wants to act all casual and like she could care less but truthfully it does make her sad you don't want to do more and only want the after work quickie with her.

♡ R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) ♡

She doesn't want to feel like you have to take risks to make the relationship stay alive so while occasionally she'll take risks, she has a very set list of things she enjoys and she likes to stick mostly in that range, nothing too crazy otherwise she starts to feel like she alone is not enough, though with things like the masochism she is more willing to accept new things if you phrase it to her like you just think she'd look really really pretty this way.

♡ S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) ♡

She can actually go for awhile and take a lot of what you can give her but she gets tuckered out easily. Like she'll be a pile of mush on the bed but don't worry that doesn't mean she can't keep going, in fact she probably wants to keep going her body just needs to go deadweight while you continue to mess with her. But that really doesn't mean she's out of energy so please don't stop, she might feel really said if you stop just because her legs couldn't hold up anymore.

♡ T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) ♡

She has a fair amount of them but it's very hard for her to use them because it feels too good and then her hands are forced to slow down cause she can't focus and then she loses it so she winds up edging herself very often. Might want to overstimulate her to make up for these years of unintentional edging.

♡ U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) ♡

She might try to be a bit more teasing once you're in a more solid place in your relationship like dress provocatively and being a lot more openly flirty but she won't actually tease you. She acts like she might but the second you tell her to get her pretty ass to the bedroom she's there in a heartbeat, she really just submits much to easily, what was she thinking, thinking she could be a dom, she's clearly submissive at heart.

♡ V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) ♡

When you first start out she muffles herself and you'll often see her biting her hand to hold back any sounds she's making, then once you get started she might let out a few sounds if you order her to but she's still very hesitant about it. Once she's in subspace she's babbling complete gibberish and is very loud. Try not to do it when her sister is home or she'll feel embarrassed that Sophie might have heard it though Sophie is just happy her sister is happy even if it's very awkward.

♡ W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) ♡

She goes into subspace sometimes, it takes a few times for her to feel comfortable getting there but once she's there you're basically locked in with her for life, you have seen her at her most vulnerable and she's going to want to be around you constantly and just be very clingy but you're probably already around her constantly anyways cause that's the only way she'd even trust you enough to allow herself to fall into that state.

♡ X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) ♡

She's got small ass titties, a bit bigger than just a plain A cup but still enough that she doesn't really have to bother with a bra since there's not much there to begin with. Despite this she always wears very very pretty bralettes and you might find her wearing a bralette as a top with a cardigan over it and one of her skirts when no one else is home. She's a bit of the boney side, like she looks a bit sharp, she's not malnourished or anything, she's just got really bad posture which makes her seem boney and a bit hard to look at.

♡ Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) ♡

Her drive for sex is very low when you first get together, she just hasn't had many good experiences with it and has never enjoyed it very much so she'd rather just have different displays of affection but once you show her what it feels like to bottom and to be taken care of or pushed around, she's going to start wanting it more and more, and once you get her into subspace for the first time it goes through the roof and she'll get horny just from you holding her hand.

♡ Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) ♡

If she's not in subspace then she usually tries to get up and not fall asleep unless you're the one who initiates the sleep first then she'll give in and act like it's okay because it was your idea first which means she's not being vulnerable or anything right? If she is in subspace it's basically as soon as you lay down next to her after taking care of her, she'll let out a happy noise and just knock the fuck out and you won't be getting up for awhile cause she is tightly curled around you.

[samanthaswishes]

Agents of SHIELD Rewatch Season 1B (ep. 12-22)

Here's my commentary on my rewatch of Agents of SHIELD Season 1 Episodes 12-22. This may not be the best commentary since these are just the thoughts and opinions that come to my mind as I watch the episodes rather than a full-blown analysis, but I'm just having fun with it!

1x12 Seeds

I don't know about you guys, but I've always wanted to go to the SHIELD Academy since I first watched this episode. Personally, I think I'd be in communications just cause I'm not good at anything physical or science. Plus, it sounds kinda fun. And it's the easiest to get into so that's probably the only one I qualify for haha😅

I like how Weaver just completely skips over Skye in introducing herself.

The Wall of Valor scene is so funny to watch now after Season 7 because Daniel Sousa's name is on that wall and like 5-6 years later, he's Skye's husband boyfriend.

The fact that May knew what was going on the whole time with Coulson while she was trying to draw his attention away from it.

I love how May talking at all means that some things is up.

Also, this is probably the start of May really caring for Skye. Even though she was doing it to take Coulson's mind someplace else, she cared enough about Skye to do this for her.

For someone who's been off-grid for 23 years, Lumley's still got it.

Also, the fact that he knew exactly what they were there for. He saw them and knew immediately that it was about Daisy.

Hearing the story feels so different after season 2 since we know that Whitehall had originally raided the village followed by Cal and Jiaying killing everyone in search of Daisy.

I get that the protocol was created to protect Skye, but it's honestly sad that none of them thought of the emotional ramifications it would have on Skye. Even though she learns that's what happened, that doesn't change the abuse and feelings of loneliness she grew up with. Again, THE SHOW SHOULD HAVE EXPLORED HER PAST MORE.

Also sad that the scene with Agent Tad (played by Zachary Burr Abel aka Elizabeth's fiance) was cut.

I honestly kinda feel bad for Donnie. Seth used him for money then he was later brainwashed by Hydra and unfortunately, had to be killed.

Skye thought she did something wrong when Coulson wouldn't look at her (Again, not to be protective about Skye, but damn somebody give her a hug.)

"I can get there." "Yeah, I can't get there"

COULSON HOLDING SKYE'S HAND AS THEY ENTER THE STORM BEING SUCH A DADDDD!!

"Who do you become?" UGH THE FORESHADOWING TO 2x10 OMG.

1x13 T.R.A.C.K.S.

TIME FOR THE BEST EPISODE OF THE SEASON AND ONE OF THE BEST EPISODES OF THE WHOLE SERIES

May looks so good in this episode.

I also love Skye's outfit, but too bad it had to get ruined when she got SHOT.

"Wait, you told him?" "YEP" Oh, May I love you.

Does anyone else get kinda uncomfortable when Fitz speaks with an American accent? Like it's so unnatural to me. (Iain does an amazing accent. It's just weird to me that the accent is coming out of his mouth)

"PrOsTiTuTeS!"

"Prostitutes? Plural?"

I love the Jemma and Coulson duo. So happy it came back in 7x03 with almost the same energy.

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO HESITATE TO PUNCH HER WARD!? AND DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'VE GOT MORALS. YOU'RE FUCKING HYDRA.

"My men are dead" Cause May got the best of you idiot.

The ICONIC holo table scene. We love to see it.

I love how in a matter of seconds, we see just how much of a badass May is while also showing how big of a heart she has towards the people she cares about.

I. LOVE. MELINDA. MAY.❤️❤️

We really got some Philinda action in this episode.

Fitz's comment to Skye is basically the right idea, but executed horribly (he said it to ease her nerves but it only made her more scared of herself) which you can't blame him for since he doesn't know what exactly she's referring to just yet.

On my first watch, I KNEW something bad was going to happen when Skye said she wanted to go in alone.

But props to Skye cause before she's cornered in that basement, she actually handles herself really well.

Here's the second Skye/Daisy choke out of the series, and what do you know, it's in front of Quinn AGAIN.

As soon as Quinn raised the gun in Mike's hand, I knew Skye was going to get hurt when I first watched it.

Oh god, Skye crying out for help always gets me.

Coulson goes into Protective Dad Mode™ as soon as he sees the blood on Quinn's hand, and he already knows it's Skye's blood.

Coulson holding Skye on the ground and just repeating "hang on" gets me every time too.

I love how much the team has grown to care about Skye over the past 13 episodes. Even though they haven't known each other long, her being on the verge of death affects all of them, and none of them can imagine their lives without her.

Leave me alone to cry😭

1x14 T.A.H.I.T.I.

The whole beginning of this episode feels so intense and heartbreaking.

I love how May's the one to bring everyone back in and say that none of them were at fault.

WHEN THE DOCTOR COMES OUT AND YOU CAN SEE IT IN HER FACE THAT IT'S NOT GOOD AHHH.

"We're her family" YES YOU FUCKING ARE I'M GONNA GO CRY IN THE CORNER NOW😭

AND THE FULL MAMA BEAR MAY FINALLY MAKES HER APPEARANCE!

I will never not be sick of watching May beat the crap out of Ian Quinn. It's literally one of my favorite scenes ever.

We love Bill Paxton here.

Also, TRIP!! I LOVE AND MISS YOU TRIP.

I was low-key (but very much high-key now) rooting for Trip to win the little fight between him and Ward...

The whole giant file thing (echo chamber I think they call it) still makes no sense to me. Like how do you tell what is what and where you are in the files?

Honesly, if they went the Trip and Simmons route, I wouldn't have even been mad (even though I personally did ship him and Skye for a bit in s2.)

Ugh the whole Skye almost flatlining to the bunker collapsing to injecting Skye with the GH-325 is intense.

We love Protective Dad™ Coulson.

1x15 Yes Men

She's getting better😆

You did amazing Skye. Don't think so low of yourself.

Skye's got 'Welcome Wagon' catching on😉

LADY SIF!!!!!!

I love May's face when Sif explains how Lorelei's powers only work on men cause they have a weakness that women don't have.

I love that Sif already knows how to use the holo table. Coulson must be feeling do bad right now haha🤣

And the Night-Night Gun becomes the ICER.

When I first watched this, I didn't understand Coulson's reasoning, but now I am totally on his side. They didn't know what the drug was (well, he did but you know), but it was so protected that it must've been off SHIELD books for a reason.

Mulan moment with May and Sif's sword.

"He will not hesitate to kill you" I mean, in 1x19 he was pretty ready to kill her and he wasn't mind controlled then.

Yep. May's ready to murder Lorelei.

What's with Simmons and that fire extuingisher? It’s the second time this season.

May beating up Ward in this episode is very satisfying.

I don't know about y'all but I'm almost positive Ward pressed the trigger on the gun AFTER Sif put the necklace on Lorelei.

"I'm not saying you were weak. I'm saying ALL men are weak."

THE MAY REVEAL!!!!!

1x16 End of the Beginning

The start of the Winter Soldier tie in!

SKYE’S A SHIELD AGENT NOWWWWW

Ward looks like he’s not happy that she’s an agent now.

“I’m no clairvoyant” he says as he’s following the ‘clairvoyant’

THE LUMERIAN STARRRRR

Don’t wish Sitwell luck, Coulson. He’s Hydra and Bucky’s about to yank him out of a moving car and yeet him across the freeway.

How did Fitz and Simmons not think May was being suspicious. She’s good at hiding it things, but in that moment, she was acting so different and her tone was different as well.

“Are you scorpio?” Yes actually. Ming-Na Wen is indeed a scorpio.

“Don’t call me Vic. It’s condescending.”

I just now realized Garrett checking out Fitz’s golden retrievers. That probably when he decided he wanted to come to Hydra.

Garrett was probably down there making sure Thomas Bash was set up.

Coulson gonna protect his new daughter from harm.

Ward don’t act all heroic. You knew that guy wasn’t the clairvoyant. God I’m so happy the betrayal episode is next.

“DoN’t UsE mY nAmE jEmMa”

HE’S AN AGENT OF SHIELD

If I was Fitz and I was peeking into May’s line and she caught me, I’d shit my pants.

“I didn’t do anything”🙅‍♂️

Okay, but what was the point of the ICER? Like why was she gonna ice him?

I kinda believe that if Skye hadn’t came in when she did, Coulson may have actually figured Ward out.

And there’s the Victoria Hand fake out.

1x17 Turn, Turn, Turn

Okay but Garret just flying the plane and reading a book is a whole mood.

I was so scared that Trip was Hydra when I first watched this episode.

DID COULSON REALLY HAVE TO SHOOT MAY WITH THE REAL GUN!?

“Booyah!”💥

H Y D R A

Garrett, Coulson’s a whole lot smarter than you thought.

*cue Among Us music*

YOU’RE ONE TO TALK WARD JUST SHUT UP ALREADY

I completely understand Coulson’s anger, but May was completely under orders and I feel like he would’ve done the same thing if he had been ordered to.

I completely missed the part where 2 different teams stormed the Bus, so that means both a shield and a hydra team were coming for them.

“You haven’t even taught me to hold up under torture yet” “We’ll get to that. It’s fun”

YES TRIP!

Hand is kinda twisting the events of what actually happened.

How did those agents that were running towards the closet not see the door open? Like it’s not hard to miss.

SHUT YOUR MOUTH WARD

I did ship SkyeWard when I watched s1 for the first time. Now, I’m just counting down the days until Skye/Daisy’s lips will be touching Daniel’s instead of this murderer’s.

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE GARRETT SLIP-UP SCENE!!

IAIN BRINGING TEARS TO THIS SCENE

MAY DOING THE BLACK WIDOW MOVE!!

So Victoria Hand and that strike team just waited until the fight was done to enter?

“How deep does it go?” YOU HAVE A MOLE ON YOUR TEAM COULSON

I do wish I didn’t get spoiled that Ward was Hydra the first time I watched it. That reaction would’ve been amazing.

1x18 Providence

It's been a few weeks since I last watched haha😅

RAINA'S BACK. I frickin love Raina.

And suddenly Ward is all evil and shit. It's been what? 12 hours at most?

"You're not clairvoyant?" Well, Raina, guess who is going to be in a season.

Was I the only one who was annoyed by Fitz kinda getting on Jemma and Trip? He claims they're ganging up on him, but they're right. Plus, he's the one who told Trip to turn it on only to scream at him and get mad. I'm probably reading too much into this cause my likings of Fitz have gone down significantly since I first watched, but I digress.

YAY TRIP IS ON THE TEAM NOW

I don't really like the side plot of Fitz being jealous of Trip and acting like he's the bad guy.

"We have internet" "Yayyy"

Just drop him already, Skye. He's not worth it.

No surprise to anyone but Grant Ward is an asshole.

I get he still likes her, but if he knew someone on the team was going to get hurt eventually, why the hell is Ward so mad about it? I guess I just hate that he still cares about her because it's so DISGUSTING!!🤮

Jesus Juice™

Poor Skye. She was only SHIELD for a day.

To be honest, I understand the team's reserves about the situation.

SHUT UP WARD

You're no one's type, Ward.

Him repeating what he said at the beginning of the season is so awkward idk why😂

SCREW GARRETT AND SCREW WARD

She is concerned, Phil. I hate this whole Coulson and May conflict.

ngl May could definitely take Coulson on if she were to take his 'weapon'

These agents are so stupid. No Hand, no opening the door. Seriously? It's not that hard. If they were told to only open the doors with Hand, then that's what they have to do ESPECIALLY right now.

Skye has the cutest snow outfit with her little purple beanie💜

See, this part I can admit that I understand where Fitz is coming from. I, too, struggle so much with change. My mind is constantly thinking about ways things would be if certain things didn't change, and my mind kind of just feeds off of that.

Coulson's "agents of nothing" speech still hits hard.

Again, SKYE IS SO SMART AND CLEVER!

KOENIG!!!!!!!!

We love the lanyards.

Funny how when he mentions 'brother' none of us knew he had 3 more brothers that look exactly like him (and a sister).

"Pull the plane in" SO THEY HAVE TO WALK ALL THE WAY BACK?!

"At least the machine gun didn't start shooting at you." I WISH IT DID.

I too regret that Garrett didn't rip Quinn's tongue out.

And that's the last time we will ever see gravitonium until season 5!

1x19 Only Light in the Darkness

We finally get the story of the cellist.

Okay, but what happened to all the other criminals locked up in the Fridge? Are they still on the run?

Why does almost every bad guy have to listen to classical music?

Skye sounded so scared when she said Ian Quinn🥺

Was Koenig not informed Coulson had a whole team? He seems so mad that there are other people besides Coulson.

During this whole scene we learn that May was once married, Trip is the grandson of a Howling Commando, and Skye's name from the orphanage was Mary Sue Poots.

I’ve never watched anything Doctor Who related and know very little about it, but Jemma being a Doctor Who fangirl is adorable.

Why is this the only time Ward's sister is mentioned? Like, was she just never around?

Koenig should've shot Ward right then and there. If there were spikes, that's a major red flag. I'm sure the team would understand if he had said, "he was lying. He's Hydra."

Again, Fitz hating on Trip is pretty annoying.

And that's why you don't go jogging at night.

We love Skye hacking into government agencies.

And Simmons is still a terrible liar.

"It was like he came out of a movie." Haha.... ha

They were planning a trip to Tahiti🥺😩

"I wake up like he's watching over me." Haha... ha… HA

What made Ward think he could take out Melinda May?

Bye, Eric. It was nice knowing you.

I feel like Skye was truly sad when May left. Probably felt abandoned like when she was in foster care and masked it by being angry/annoyed.

AHH, THIS SCENE! The cello in the background with Skye finding out Ward is Hydra is phenomenal!

Chloe does such an amazing performance in this scene!

UGh Ward's obsession with Skye is WEIRD and CREEPY and I DON'T LIKE IT!

DON'T TOUCH HER LIKE THAT WARD!!

Lian May has canonically met Maria Hill, and I love that.

1x20 Nothing Personal

MARIA HILLLLL

I love that Coulson finally came around on the May situation.

And that's when Coulson goes into Full Dad Mode™.

Skye is really doing such a better job at staying undercover and staying relaxed than Ward.

Hello General Talbot. Can't wait for the love/hate relationship we're gonna have for the next four seasons.

We love Melinda May going grave robbing.

WE LOVE SKYE

Skye would have actually succeeded if Mike didn't come into play. She did so well.

Skye beating Ward for the small moment is my favorite thing in the whole episode.

Ward sympathizers always ignore this scene. WARD IS A BIG FAT FRICKIN NAZI.

"Sacrifices" BOY you haven't sacrificed anything for yourself. You sacrifice other people and things that are special to those people. Don't act like you've given up so much.

No one talks about the mental manipulation Skye went through in this episode, and we really need to.

YES COULSON GO GET YOUR DAUGHTER

I'd only want to go sky diving if it was done in Lola

Coulson giving Skye a candy bar from the vending machine always makes me soft.

"hUH"

1x21 Ragtag

The flashback parts of this episode enrages me for some reason. Like, are you trying to make me sympathize with a nazi? Cause it's not working.

You all will be in Bogota in about two years to pick up someone very special😉

I love fanboy Coulson.

May and Coulson pretending to be Fitzsimmons is one of my favorite things.

"May looks barely a day over... THIRTY! YOU'RE GORGEOUS!"

Sleepy Sleep Gun™

You never want to be stuck in an elevator with Melinda May. Or you absolutely do. Depends on the situation.

"DoEs YoUr SwEaTeR iTcH?"

Season 1 is a fun one to rewatch after having had watched the whole series because they set so much stuff up for season 2 in this season.

"Skye, Trip, get ready for a large file transfer." "How large?" Y E E T

^ Still one of my favorite scenes ever.

Again, this episode is not getting me to feel bad for Ward.

I hate how Fitz just ignores Skye's experience with Ward. He wants to prove that Ward isn't evil when Skye experienced firsthand what kind of person Ward is. It’s like her experience doesn’t matter to him. It literally takes until Ward has affected him personally does he see it.

Again, no one talks about the mental manipulation done to Skye in the last episode.

AND HERE WE HAVE THE TRUE BEGINNINGS OF MAMA MAY AND DAISY!

"We'Re GoInG tO cUbA😃"

"Garrett's dying!" GOOD

I do understand that Garrett manipulated Ward, but STILL. I feel like Ward could've redeemed himself before the finale but everything he's done after the turn is absolutely terrible (not excusing every terrible thing he did as hydra before the show btw). Once he reached the point of no return, it's honestly hard to even sympathize with him. Ward deserves nothing.

ANOTHER THING! People say Ward gave Fitzsimmons the best possible option for survival. HOW DOES THAT NEGATE THE FACT THAT HE THREW THEM OUT OF THE PLANE AND INTO THE OCEAN. And don't even get me started on people saying "it was supposed to float." Yeah, the containment pod can, which wasn't invented until SEASON 3!!! I'm pretty sure what they're in is the medical pod that Skye was in after she was shot. I'm almost positive that it doesn't have a floating feature (unless I missed a line completely, but I don’t think I did. Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong).

1x22 Beginning of the End

OMG, IT'S NORM FROM WANDAVISION!!!!

That guy's first mistake was approaching May and immediately calling her the Cavalry.

Okay, but did Garrett immediately start writing, but Coulson needed to see the writing first?

^Nevermind. I answered my own question. Tahiti. The false memories. That's it.

Fitz breaking his arm in the same exact places he did when he was a kid reminds me of how my younger brother has been stung by a bee twice on the same pinky finger.

What's with this season and using the "Bob's your uncle" line?

"What will I become?" AHHHHHHHH

Hey! Jemma! I was miserable and upside down before I was born too!!

Oh, Trip I miss you.

"GoOd BoY"

And also I love Skye. I don't know if I've mentioned it.

"i LoVe YoU tOo"

I don't mind Fitz telling Jemma about his feelings. (Yes, I have issues with the situation he told her in, but in a generalized sense, I don't mind) What I do mind is how he acted after the fact in season 2 just because Simmons didn't reciprocate the feelings. She obviously still loves him, he’s her best friend.

FURYYYYYYYYYYY

YESSSS MAYYY! I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH! IVE BEEN WANTING TO DO THAT TO WARD ALL SEASON!!!!!

"Hi John" *punch* "Hi Phil" *punch*

"I KNOW WHAT IT DOES"

"You were never on top" I LOVE THAT LINEEEE

"What are we?" WE'RE A TEAM😭

Coulson's an Avenger!!!! Fury said so!

HELLO BILLY KOENIG

And there's Cal!

Ugh I forgot how good this finale is.