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AoS + text posts [45/?] - Christmas 2015 Edition

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Headcanon that every time an Avatar goes through some shit they just blame Wan because he’s the reason why Avatars exist:

Yangchen, waking up with a massive headache: damn, this sucks. I bet it’s Wan’s fault

Kuruk: wow, killing evil spirits is literally killing me. If that Wan bastard just minded his damn business, I wouldn’t be in this situation!

Kyoshi: I’m really hungry, I should probably eat. I bet I wouldn’t be so hungry if Wan didn’t give me this fuck ass career

Roku: I wish my best friend wasn’t a genocidal maniac. Curse you Wan!!!!

Aang: I can’t find any vegetarian options on the menu. I can’t believe Wan did this to me

Korra: I’m having such a hard time telling Asami how I feel about her. This has to be Wan’s doing.

Wan, tweaking out in the spirit world: oh be fucking for real your bisexual ass would have issues even if you weren’t the Avatar. WHY DO I KEEP GETTING BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING? AND HALF OF IT DOESN’T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH BEING THE AVATAR!!!!

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"average SHIELD agent gets tortured once every season" factoid actualy just statistical error. average SHIELD agent gets tortured 0 times per season. Daisy Johnson, who gets tortured 10,000 times each episode, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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times that daisy rewore clothes from previous seasons that make my heart happy (or at least look very similar)

(images aren’t mine, credits to owners)

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Agents of SHIELD Wrapped

The only Wrapped that matters.

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All Daisy Johnson >>

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I miss Daisy Johnson your honor

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Bonus:

Some things never change.

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I need whatever drugs the AoS writers were on when they thought of Dousy (affectionate)

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My AoS obsession is so bad that when the Olympics mentioned that surfing would be in Tahiti, my brain went, "omg Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. reference"

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four years since 7x09

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physically in 2024. mentally in 2020, still fangirling over daniel sousa deciding to sit and make heart eyes at daisy johnson instead of testing out his new high-tech prosthetic leg.

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"Daisy was a bad director"

Well if i had to deal with FuckShit's tomfoolery in Season 5b, i would've actually destroyed the world

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i just know sousa always makes sure that daisy has the best birthday. ☺️

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It’s not midnight yet where I’m from, so it’s still July 2nd, and I have time…

Happy Birthday Daisy Johnson!💜🌼

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