#I made it over 30!

[anntickwittee]

Books I read in 2022:

The Kingdoms by Natasha Pulley ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Winter's Orbit by Everina Maxwell ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

A Wizard’s Guide to Defensive Baking by T. Kingfisher ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Lightning-Struck Heart by T.J. Klune ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Last Sun by K.D Edwards ️️️️⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Hanged Man by K.D Edwards ️️️️⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Legends & Lattes by Travis Baldree ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Legendborn by Tracy Deonn ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Hands of the Emperor by Victoria Goddard ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Iron Widow by Xiran Jay Zhao ⭐️ 

Raybearer by Jordan Ifueko ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Slippery Creatures by K.J. Charles ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Subtle Blood by K.J. Charles ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Sugared Game by K.J. Charles ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Troubled Girls of Dragomir Academy by Anne Ursu ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Extraordinaries by T.J. Klune ️️️⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

F️lash Fire by T.J. Klune ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

White Trash Warlock by David R Slayton ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

So This Is Ever After by F.T. Lukens ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Before We Disappear by Shaun David Hutchinson ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Great Atlantean Battle Royalchemey by K.D Edwards ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Hourglass Throne by K.D Edwards ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The House in the Cerulean Sea by T.J. Klune ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Lady Midnight by Cassandra Clare ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 

Heartstopper V1 by Alice Oseman ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 

Heartstopper V2 by Alice Oseman ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Heartstopper V3 by Alice Oseman ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Heartstopper V4 by Alice Oseman ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 

Nettle & Bone by T. Kingfisher ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Gentleman's Guide to Vice & Virtue by Mackenzi Lee ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Lord of Shadows by Cassandra Clare ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 

The Lost Book of the White by Cassandra Clare ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 

Wonders of the Invisible World by Christopher Barzak ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Queen of Air and Darkness by Cassandra Clare ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 

Nick and Charlie by Alice Oseman ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 

Heat Wave by T.J Klune ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

This Winter by Alice Oseman ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Trailer Park Trickster by David R Slayton ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Wolfsong by TJ Klune ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 

Ravensong by TJ Klune ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 

Jade City by Fonda Lee ⭐️ ⭐️

Lava Red Feather Blue by Molly Ringle ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️  

A Strange and Stubborn Endurance by Foz Meadows ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

A Taste of Gold and Iron by Alexandra Rowland ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Binding by Bridget Collins ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The River of Silver by S.A. Chakraborty ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 

The Sunbearer Trials by Aiden Thomas ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 

Key Player by Kelly Yang ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Last Mapmaker by Christina Soontornvat ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 

Bloodmarked by Tracy Deonn ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Ocean's Echo by Everina Maxwell ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️  

Blue: A History of the Color as Deep as the Sea and as Wide as the Sky by Nana Ekua Brew-Hammond ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

When the Angels Left the Old Country by Sacha Lamb ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Moira's Pen by Megan Whalen Turner  ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Deadbeat Druid by David R Slayton ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Return of Fitzroy Angursell by Victoria Goddard ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 

At the Feet of the Sun by Victoria Goddard (in progress)

[clarisimart]

you haven't seen your ex in years and you want to show him how over him you are, but oh no, he went from a nerdy out-of-his-depth twunk to action hero GILF (grunkle i'd like to *REDACTED*)

commission info here

[murasaki-cha]

Part 2 of TCF textposts because.... ngl I might have a problem because I made over thirty of these in one go...

(First one is here)

[leenfiend]

prime directive 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

[jinxed-sinner]

Age gap discourse with Hazbin ships is WILD lmfao. btw the only one of these I've seen personally is Huskerdust age gap discourse but you can literally make this argument for EVERY SHIP IN THE SHOW

"Huskerdust is weird because Husk died when he was in his 60s or 70s and Angel died when he was in his 30s" they've existed for the same amount of time, and Angel's an adult. Let him date the old cat

"Radioapple is weird because Lucifer is thousands of years old and Alastor died in the 1930s in his 30s/40s" THEY'RE BOTH STILL ADULTS.

"Chaggie is weird because Charlie's 200 years old and Vaggie died in the 2010s" Charlie literally acts like a 20 year old, as does Vaggie, and we don't even know if Vaggie dying and becoming an exorcist is still canon???? For all we know she could be OLDER than Charlie lmao

"Staticmoth is weird because Val died in the 70s and Vox died in the 50s" THEY'RE BOTH ADULTS

"Cherrisnake is weird because Cherri died in the 1980s in her 20s and Pentious died in 1888 in his 40s!" NO IT'S NOT THEY'RE BOTH ADULTS.

Literally you can make arguments against any Hazbin ship that amount to "they're both adults but it's STILL WEIRD because of death years" and if you do that, it's bizarre. Every character that's been introduced in Hazbin so far is a whole ass adult (yes even Niffty). Shipping anyone with anyone isn't weird because of age gaps, it's potentially weird because of canon character dynamics lol

i'd also like to point out though that there is a non-zero chance that multiple characters, as they spent more time in Hell, matured more mentally as they gained more (after)life experience. Would their brains change to reflect that? Who knows, but we literally see characters mentally mature in the first season (with Cherri, Angel, and honestly Lucifer being good examples of this)

[iknowwhereyousnoozeatnight]

lawlight week day 2: soulmates

[winkle-pickers]

Inspired by this post, a really good discussion about it, and reassurance that life doesn't end after your twenties - quite the opposite in fact. Happy 43rd birthday Kaiba <3

[panic-and-procrastinate-drawing]

so i did a jason redesign :)

[emmcfrxst]

logan would totally love a soft girlie, this man benches over 350, he can absolutely make love to a girl over that ✨️

he’s strong enough to take down giant sentinels so honestly he probably can lift way, way more than 350lbs, plus he LOVES to show off. it doesn’t matter what size you are, he’s gonna pick you up and give you a smug grin the whole time before pressing you against a wall and kissing the living daylights out of you <3

[ineed-to-sleep]

*me immediately after going through a terrifying and traumatic experience* haha yeah I guess it was rough but I'm fine now like I'm totally chill. It was kinda funny actually if you think about it

[anntickwittee]

Books I read in 2022:

The Kingdoms by Natasha Pulley ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Winter's Orbit by Everina Maxwell ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

A Wizard’s Guide to Defensive Baking by T. Kingfisher ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Lightning-Struck Heart by T.J. Klune ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Last Sun by K.D Edwards ️️️️⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Hanged Man by K.D Edwards ️️️️⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Legends & Lattes by Travis Baldree ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Legendborn by Tracy Deonn ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Hands of the Emperor by Victoria Goddard ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Iron Widow by Xiran Jay Zhao ⭐️ 

Raybearer by Jordan Ifueko ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Slippery Creatures by K.J. Charles ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Subtle Blood by K.J. Charles ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Sugared Game by K.J. Charles ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Troubled Girls of Dragomir Academy by Anne Ursu ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Extraordinaries by T.J. Klune ️️️⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

F️lash Fire by T.J. Klune ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

White Trash Warlock by David R Slayton ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

So This Is Ever After by F.T. Lukens ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Before We Disappear by Shaun David Hutchinson ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Great Atlantean Battle Royalchemey by K.D Edwards ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Hourglass Throne by K.D Edwards ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The House in the Cerulean Sea by T.J. Klune ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Lady Midnight by Cassandra Clare ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 

Heartstopper V1 by Alice Oseman ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 

Heartstopper V2 by Alice Oseman ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Heartstopper V3 by Alice Oseman ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Heartstopper V4 by Alice Oseman ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 

Nettle & Bone by T. Kingfisher ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Gentleman's Guide to Vice & Virtue by Mackenzi Lee ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Lord of Shadows by Cassandra Clare ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Lost Book of the White by Cassandra Clare ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 

Wonders of the Invisible World by Christopher Barzak ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Queen of Air and Darkness by Cassandra Clare ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 

Nick and Charlie by Alice Oseman ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 

Heat Wave by T.J Klune ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

This Winter by Alice Oseman ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Wolfsong by TJ Klune ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 

Ravensong by TJ Klune ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 

Jade City by Fonda Lee ⭐️ ⭐️

The Rise of Kyoshi by F. C. Yee ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 

Lava Red Feather Blue by Molly Ringle ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 

A Strange and Stubborn Endurance by Foz Meadows ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

A Taste of Gold and Iron by Alexandra Rowland ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Binding by Bridget Collins ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The River of Silver by S.A. Chakraborty ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 

The Sunbearer Trials by Aiden Thomas ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 

Key Player by Kelly Yang ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Last Mapmaker by Christina Soontornvat ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 

Bloodmarked by Tracy Deonn ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Ocean's Echo by Everina Maxwell ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️  

Blue: A History of the Color as Deep as the Sea and as Wide as the Sky by Nana Ekua Brew-Hammond ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Moira's Pen by Megan Whalen Turner  ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

The Return of Fitzroy Angursell by Victoria Goddard ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

At the Feet of the Sun by Victoria Goddard ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

[moonkhao]

hi.

[mochiiniko]

maid day deploy the shitposts

[lillymakesart]

my new OC: cempaka!

she is based on the story/universe that my friend @haydardotjpg's OCs indra and yuwei exist in! pls go checkout haydar's art he is amazing!! his ocs can be found more easily on his ig but if you're lazy this is his oc indra (cempaka's one-sided love interest) and yuwei (indra's fated lover)

also, cempaka means "magnolia" in malay!! (she gets a flower name bc my name is lilly which is also flower c:)

bonus first iteration under the cut!

i accidentally had "poinsettia" flower in mind when i did this iteration instead of an actual magnolia, hence the color scheme. but yeah, this is as self-insert as it gets LOL like she's literally MEEEEEE but still very different and i love her as she is <3

[meowlod]

focalors in the 4.2 archon quest does something to me. that VOICE is so pretty. the OUTFIT. shes so mother.

i would let her destroy me, make me a mess, do stuff to me and i wouldn‘t mind. please continue.

shes definitely a titty grabber. likes to randomly grab your breasts from behind and squish them like a toy.

or

i think she would be a great cuddle partner, like, she would give you a thousand of warm cuddles. burying and resting her face into the crook of your neck and have her soft arms wrapped around your body as you both lie under the blankets. she wants to keep you warm and comfy so you wont get sick.

oh and shes a big teaser, definitely. basically teases you about everything possible until you get super embarrassed from all of it. and that woman wouldn‘t stop!! no she will not, until you actually want her to stop, then she‘ll respect you and stop, of course.

if she used to battle and fight, then she would teach you on how to use a sword. she is always being careful to not wound you. and if she does, she will just simply heal you or get you bandages.

talks about furina sometimes whenever you both are sitting somewhere, or laying down on a bed.

and when she dies, she wants you to take care of furina. comfort her at any time whenever shes in a sad mood, get her favourite desserts, give her cheek kisses, dance with her, go to her tea parties, etc. make her happy, and focalors would be proud of you.

but you also have to stay close to furina whenever shes in a bad mood. if you went out somewhere without telling her, especially at night, she'll think that you are starting to dislike and leave her, or that you got kidnapped, making her panic. if you come back, the first thing she always does is run up to you and hug you tightly, asking you where you went, and why you didn't tell her that you went out. its best to tell her the truth, or she will ignore you for a day.

but she cant ignore you for long, because she can be a pretty clingy person. slowly crawling into the bed you're sleeping in, quietly wrapping her arms around your body and slowly starting to cuddle you, mumbling to herself about stuff such as “am i too annoying for them?“ or “i'm sorry if i did something you didn't like.“, hoping you wouldn't wake up and hear her talking bad about herself.

furina will randomly pin you to any wall to jokingly flirt with you. if you flirt back, she'll have a red face for the rest of the day! it can be outside, inside, to the bed, to the grass…seriously, everywhere.

if you buy her gifts, especially with desserts inside them, she'll buy you a gift aswell, but a bigger, and a more expensive one.

LOVES to teach you to dance a waltz or help you sing. if you suck at any of those, she will gladly help you because you are someone she deeply cares and trusts.

if you're sad, she comes running up to you with your favourite food, plushies, etc. to comfort you and have you smiling again. she hates seeing you sad, and doesn't want you to go through the stuff she did.

too shy to ask you out on a date, but will pull an all nighter to practice words and flirty pick up lines to say to you. if you're the first one to ask her out on a date, she'll get mostly flustered but will be happy, jumping into your arms and giving you thousand of kisses.

if you guys are together, she's extra clingy and could be a little jealous if a man or a woman stares at you. you're her partner, of course you should be paying attention to her! if you look back at the stranger, she will wrap her arm around your waist and glare at the stranger who was looking at you, silently telling them that you're hers, and shes yours.

animal lover! if she sees a cat or a dog anywhere, she pulls you along and walks towards the little animal and will pet it, feed it, caress it, etc. if you're a animal lover aswell, expect a lot of animal plushies in the house and furina bringing a random cat inside.

if you kiss furina in public infront of everyone, she would push you away and laugh like nothing happened. but if you're somewhere private, hidden, or in a back alley with her, she'll kiss you with alot of passion like she was starving for that kiss.

cake lover. please buy her cake anytime! it can be chocolate, vanilla, strawberry or anything. she will even demand you to get her a cake when she feels like it. or you both just cook a cake together.

can't cook, but is still learning! loves to make sweets, and sometimes asks you for help. if you can't cook aswell, then…expect alot of flour or a whole mess in the kitchen. you both have to clean everything up if you guys are finished with baking or cooking. she can also make YOU clean everything, just to piss you a little off. but she will help a little bit, don't worry.

listens to your problems in life, and talks to you about her problems aswell. you both deeply care for each other, and she trusts you enough to talk about her secrets and stuff she never wanted to mention because of her insecurity.

makes you sit on her lap while you both play games or watch a movie on the tv.

and furina absolutely loves piggy rides.

[grouchythefish]

As terrible as the Borderlands movie was, if your main criticism of it boils down to "lol Cate Blanchett and Jamie Lee Curtis are OLD why are these GRANDMAS in an action movie, someone take them back to the retirement home" I'm just blocking you. Appreciate the GILFs or get off my lawn.