Jackson's Diary incorrect quotes because it has infected my brain
Timothy: *hugs Ronald*
Ronald: What this?
Timothy: Affection.
Ronald: Disgusting.
Timothy: . . .
Ronald: Do it again.
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David: Your legs look nice in those pants
Exer: *flirting* you should see me without them
David: WITHOUT LEGS?!
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Pamela: WHY is there BLOOD EVERYWHERE?!
Brenda: I aggressively poked someone with a knife
Pamela: YOU STABBED SOMEONE?
Brenda No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife
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David: *talking to Ron, Brenda, and Pam* Exer and I are no longer friends
Exer: *shouting in the background* DAY, THAT IS A TERRIBLE WAY TO SAY WE ARE DATING!!
Ronald: *already knew this, and is just slurping his Caprimoon iconically*
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Jolie: *half-jokingly* True love is killing a man together
Brenda: *serious and holding a knife* Let's kill W*lliam, then!
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Exer: Who knows me best?
David: It's me!
Ronald: It's me!
Brenda: It's me!
Jackson: . . . It's probably not me
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Ken: Um, yeah, I pull bitches?? RIGHT INTO MY DARK REALM OF TERRORS!!
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Ken: *in a sticky situation, whispering to Tim and Jolie* I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one
Timothy: *loads gun* Manslaughter it is, then
Jolie: TIM, WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT?-
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Timothy: Oh ffffiddlesticks
Ken: WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE!!
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Jolie: *sees K3vin* Ugh, there's my ex
Ken: HE'S STILL ALIVE?? Jesus, this guy will not die-
Timothy: *holds gun* LET'S GO BACK AND KILL HIM AGAIN!!
Jackson: *writing K3vin's death in the diary*
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Exer: *sees Willi@m* HE'S STILL ALIVE??
Brenda and Ronald: Unfortunately.
Jackson: *writing Willi@m's death in the diary*
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Exer: *holding a kettle* Tea or coffee?
David: Tea
Exer: Wrong. It's coffee
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Exer: So . . . you dating anyone?
David: My love life is a mess
Exer: I'M A MESS!! DATE ME!!
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David: I'm bu
David: I'm bo
David: bj
Pamela: It's okay, take your time
David: *points at Exer* BOYS.
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Exer: *flirting* You have beautiful eyes
David: Thanks, I need them to see
Exer: . . . .
(5 hours later)
David: OH.
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Hi howdy so now that summer break is upon us I as a person who’s struggled with ADHD since the day my mother expelled me from her uterus have a super handy tip for those of you who have trouble remembering what day it is
STEP ONE: download webtoon (or any other webcomic site it really doesn’t matter webtoon is just the one that I’m familiar with)
STEP TWO: look for three to four comics that update weekly on different days of the week(you’ll think that picking a comic for every day of the week will work better but trust me you’ll just get overwhelmed and the system will fall apart) try to make sure that the days are spread out too don’t just choose Friday Saturday Sunday comics cuz then the days will blend together
STEP THREE: profit! (srsly this system works super well for me and I def recommend it)
Gonna put the webcomics that I read in the tags
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