#I love when she gets shark teefs it’s so her

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OC Introductions!!!

I’ve decided I’m gonna start using my OCs on here just for writing exercise drabbles, so I’ve decided to make a little into post for them, in case anyone is interested!!

Images made with this picrew by the lovely @crowesn :)

From left to right, we have Ximena, Lumen, & Mattie! Let’s start with Ximena:

Latina

Muscular (freediver/weightlifter)

Great hugger

A softie

Shark mutant

Bilingual

Plays Drums/Guitar

Can sing but gets stage fright

Quick wit

Sarcasm

Dry humor

And I cannot stress this enough gives GREAT hugs like FANTASTIC

Likes dancing

has a tiny facial scar that makes ppl think she’s badass but really she just got it from a nail scratch while playing a real intense game of beach frisbee

Shark teefs :)

Moving on to Lumen:

Latina (mixed)

Bilingual

Jellyfish mutant

Plays keys/guitar/bass

Every hair on her body has stingers (but she’s mostly harmless & actually terrified of hurting anyone)

Producer/lead lyricist/lead vocals

Shy (but loud with friends)

Probably the most depressed out of the three (she's a little self-destructive with coping mechanisms)

Childhood friends w Ximena, they drifted apart in high school & then got closer again in college

Sleep deprived

Doesn't actually have earfins like in the picture but i just wanted a way to make her a little more sea creature-like in this picrew

Covered in little glowy colorful spots

Glows in the dark and people will not shut up abt it

Much like a jellyfish, the cnidocytes in her hair just. Stick. To everything. She can consciously turn them off when awake but she is the #1 blanket stealer while sleeping

Up in the recording studio till 1 am bc that’s when she has her best ideas

TERRIBLE sleep schedule

I like to think that Ximena dyes her hair purple but hers is just Like That

Matt:

Resident White Boy™️

Somehow still tans darker than Lumen

Freckles till high heaven

Reptile mutant

Sticky hands to spiderman around on shit

ALWAYS climbing smthn

Owns several snakes & lizards at any given time

10/10 would sleep in a hammock if allowed to sleep in a hammock

Plays bass/guitar/backup vocals

Nerdy

Tired of the beast boy jokes (that’s a lie he loves them)

Able to shapeshift fully into a giant lzard but likes to keep the tail out just for fun (& to smack ppl with it)

Has piercings bc he wants to be a bad boy (he is not a bad boy)

Skinny lanky little bean sprout ass body type but also still somehow has baby face

They're in a QPR bc I say so & also they're all in a band together. I like to think that in this universe, mutations are taboo. They might look cool, but some people think they're unnatural or scary, and bc of their mixed DNA, it's not easy for them to get good medical care. Some mutants have the ability to somewhat retract their more inhuman features, allowing them to look more normal, but some can do it to a further extent than others, and some can't do it at all. I have more cooking in my head about the lore of this world and the little guys that live in it, but this is just a little intro post for now!

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#and sometimes the larger a project gets the more unrealistic the expectations on those working on it to the point where no one's having fun

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Ocean Idiots Masterpost

Hello hello lore enthusiasts and newcomers alike! I finally am getting around to organizing all of this so here we go! 

Lore Slideshow

Art

The-Trashiest-Pada

Merfolk Lore

The Sailor Who Fought Back

If She Fits She Sits

Teef

The Deep Blue 

Delta’s Crew

Don’t Starve Ocean Idiots

Family Reunion

Bebe Delta

more bebe

Ab Bab

Ascension and Aftermath

Freya and Argo

April fools Bitches

Squish

Heather is A Bitch™

Entranced

On Deck

Shandzii

Various doodles

Larus

Mariza and Delta

Samira Ref

Mariza Ref

Larus Ref

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242 notes - Posted April 29, 2022

#4

HOLY GOD! Ok, this project launched back in... October of 2020 and it’s here. Huge and never ending thanks go out to everyone involved in this project, I’ll credit all those I can. Please know that you all mean the world to me and the fact you did this... I was close to tears man, genuinely. This world, and I know I’ve said it a million times, is my baby, and that you all did this... fuck. It just makes me unimaginably happy. Thank you. 

Please give your appreciation and love to the wonderful artists who made this possible, and support them where you can. They all did an amazing job. 

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394 notes - Posted January 13, 2022

#3

After much anticipation, it is here. The official slideshow of Ocean Idiots Lore! Thanks go to @shandzii and @the-trashiest-pada for all the art! Again, if y’all have any questions feel free to ask! I just may take a minute to get to it. Also you know. Spoiler stuff. 

459 notes - Posted April 27, 2022

#2

509 notes - Posted July 6, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

6! Preferably for Mariza and Delta but you can do whoever you want

"I missed you... a lot"

It'd taken a good deal of time for Mariza and Delta's... relationship to even out after Mariza's ascension.

It'd taken the half desperate pleadings of someone far too exhausted to keep up a one sided fight for it to stop, a fire no longer fueled by oxygen left to smolder. Then they were left with what remained, a goddess who didn't know who she was, and a pirate who remembered everything but didn't know where to start.

So they started anyway, because when had they ever planned for anything?

The bottom of the ocean, contrary to the superstitions of sailors who'd never so much as swam a reef, was far more lively than an eternal quiet. Just because the cool depths only contained the echoes of humans didn't mean they were devoid of life, only human life. Though for some that didn't make a difference. It made the perfect spot for a mer and the embodiment of the ocean to sit and watch the world go by, the occasional curious fish swimming around Mariza's torso and extra limbs, weaving in and out as though the goddess were nothing but coral.

"Guess they like 'ya huh?"

Delta laughed as the guppy darted away from Mariza's claws, the goddess unable to contain a small chuckle of her own.

"Well, they know better than to be near a shark. I think they want me to protect them from you."

"Right, because I'm the more deadly of the two of us, you're ridiculous."

"I dunno," Mariza smiled impishly, "Those teeth of yours are pretty sharp."

"Mari. I've seen you bite boats in half. Come on."

Delta whacked Mariza with her fin, enough to push her forward, but no further than that. Of course, retaliation was swift, and those same tendrils that were a fish's playground wrapped around Delta's tail and hoisted her vertical, then in a loop. The cycle continued until both were cackling messes, throwing small handfuls of sand in each others' direction as they wheezed.

"Ha- haha- Can't believe you're this easily winded. Aren't you supposed to be a god?"

"Yeah well- I'm still- still getting used to it. It's not like I'm laughing all that much around Samira."

Ah, that pleasant company. Surely a more jovial presence you couldn't find.

"No kidding. I can't say that I've laughed this hard in a while either. I missed this."

Cold regret seeped into the waters around them. For what it was worth, Mariza tried to give a sarcastic half smile, though it didn't quite reach her eyes.

"Did you now?"

Too late to pretend she didn't mean it now.

"I did. I missed you... a lot. When you slipped under the water... Thought I'd never see you again. But hey, lucky me, right?"

"Lucky that I didn't end up sinking you when you came up and hugged me out of the blue."

"Hey! How was I supposed to know you had all the memory of a brain-dead sunfish left?"

"Brain dead- HEY!"

The bickering continued, but Delta couldn't help the smile that clung to her face each time Mariza let out that laugh of hers, or looked away for a brief moment.

She really was lucky, huh?

It stung she still missed her, sometimes.

1,082 notes - Posted January 20, 2022

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[lasquadrasfuckhouse]

thinkin more abt them la squadra were'd wolfs........

ok so reader recently moved into this little forest town b/c the quiet helps hone their skill as a spirit medium

they're renting out a tiny lil house in one of the more 'suburb' parts of town. la squadra r neighbours in the woods, they have a lodge with enough space for all of them that they call the 'big house' where some live permanently (risotto and formaggio at the very least but probs more) and the rest at least live nearby, the big house is like. the pack's home base

sorlato have their own little cabin in a creepy part of the woods lol and illuso and ghiaccio just like their space so they have their own places too, illuso probably lives closest to you but none of them are very far

formaggio lives at the big house partly b/c he has a kitty (little feet) and doesn't want to just leave him alone half the time + cats don't like going back and forth. little feet absolutely loves you.

they have a lot of space since they live in the woods n stuff and eventually they decide to get some chicken friends. they have what is essentially a void chicken (blessed by a witch). her name is metallica and she is risotto's baby. catch him cradling her in his arms and she has this ominous aura about her and her little chicken warbles echo in a terrifying way but ris is just like shhh baby i know i will get u ur treats

ris and mel both go into the city a lot, ris works at a body mod parlour and mel is at university gettin one of them fancy degrees. melone takes you on motorcycle rides 😍

GHIACCIO TAKES U ICE SKATING ON ONE OF HIS FAVE PONDS IN THE WOODS WHEN ITS WINTERTIME OOOOGHNGKGHN

ok so some wolves. i feel like sorlato are the ones most likely to come pester you on the full moon if you're not hanging out with the pack already, you'll hear scratching at your front door and lo and behold there's two of your wolf boyfriends. open the door a tiny crack and sorbet will just shove right in like he owns the place and kiss your hand and gelato bounds in with the big wagging werewolf tail that threatens to knock everything off ur shelves and will want to play wrestle u (gently, cause ur his adorable squishy human and he'd never want to get too rough)

sorbet's wolf is big but sleek with fur so black it's almost blue. gelato is smaller and scruffy with more honey-coloured fur. get ready to be snuggled between two wolf bfs and then wake up between them on the living room floor cause they didn't fit anywhere else but now they're human-shaped and nakey lol

ghiaccio's wolf is all white and very fluffy. risotto's wolf is also very fluffy and HUGE and nearly all black but for a lil white patch on his chest. formaggio's wolf is such a pretty russet colour and illuso's wolf is VERY pretty just like him, with rich brown fur that's very very soft. you also don't know how he can still manage to look like he's smirking like he knows all your secrets while sitting so nicely with his tail over his pawbs. you've probably told him he's almost foxlike and he's like [indignant chuff]

also for the ones who have tattoos you can still see em if you part the fur enough but good fucking luck doing that with risotto's wolf cause his fur is so thick

so since wolfy things work as a cycle that follows the moon the lead up to the full moon probably has all of them at high energy so u got nine werewolf boyfriends who's teefs and claws and glowing eyes and pointed ears are a constant for a couple days and they're all going brrrr

then they chill out once they've gotten all their energy out but it's really cute and funny

also also i want more minor appearances from other characters too. im picturing formaggio and squalo as coworkers, they're bartenders at the local pub so a bunch of y'all go to hang out there a lot, squalo is maybe a merman??? he has shark teefs. tiziano is his witch boyfriend who is also always there.

MAGIC!! ROMANCE!!! FRIENDSHIP!!!! WILDERNESS!!!!! CHICKENS!!!!!!

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Circles and Crosses and Heroes

Shinmon Benimaru x Reader OC Child SFW No set timeline as an OC AU Benimaru’s Daughter wants to get married

“Unca Konro!”

Konro bent down and picked up the toddler with a smile, she settled against his side and was content to be quiet whilst he finished his conversation with another man. Once he was done, Konro turned to look at her, “Do you even know where your mouth is?” The man pulled out a handkerchief from his belt, he usually kept it on him when he was babysitting, and wiped her face of the rice bits, “What’s up?”

She made a grab for the piece of cloth but missed as he pulled it away, “Can’t find Papa.”

“Papa is training with Arthur and Shinra,” Konro walked toward the back of the guardhouse with the tiny girl and slid open the shoji door. Arthur was lying face down in the dirt whilst Shinra and Benimaru went at it, Benimaru wasn’t fighting particularly hard but he was giving the kid a workout, “See.”

“Papa!”

Shinra let out a sharp yelp as the Captain caught his ankle and launched him across the yard into a wall, he hadn’t seemed to have made any effort to do so and that ticked Shinra off. The teen jumped up and fired up his feet to attack again - stopping as he realised that Benimaru was already by Konro and taking his daughter from the man. It melted his heart to see the little girl snuggle into the most dangerous man in Asakusa, she was a really cute kid and it was obvious she had Benimaru wrapped around her little finger. “What?” He demanded from his child, tipping his head back as she reached for his hair, “You never do this to Konro, he’s got more to pull on, brat.”

“Because she respects her Uncle, I need to get the reports from across town, Waka. Y/N’s not back yet.” Konro loved looking after her but he still had duties and he wasn’t going to leave a two and a half-year-old alone, “I’ll leave her to you - try not to teach her anymore swear words.”

“It’s not my fault she’s got big ears,” they were never going to forgive him for that. Benimaru kicked Arthur to wake him up and then held her out to Shinra, “I got a few errands to run too, take care of her. If her eyes turn into crosses then be ready to put out some fires…” He ruffled her hair and headed off, “Be good!”

Shinra looked at the toddler with a nervous smile, he loved kids, he loved playing with them and generally being around them but this was Shinmon Benimaru’s daughter. If even a single hair on her head were damaged - He’d be dead. He didn’t usually spend much time with her, mostly in Asakusa for training and when he did see her she was usually with her mother and not interested in anyone else. She was a cute kid, all of her father’s colouring but looking more like her mother, “You hungry?”

“Nope.”

“Sleepy?”

“Nu-uh.” she smacked her hand onto his cheek and pulled a little, “You gots shark teefs.”

Arthur sprung up and held his arms out for her, “He’s a devil! I’ll protect you, Princess!”

The toddler blinked at him and puffed out her cheeks, her eyes narrowing as her iris’ morphed into crosses and Arthur’s right sleeve caught fire, “Papa protek me…” They returned to circles and she wriggled around until Shinra put her down, “Wanna Daifuku.”

“But you said you ate already,” Shinra crouched down to her level, ignoring as Arthur waved his arm around and blew on the flames, they weren’t particularly hot but Shinra figured it would be dangerous if she burned something and it got out of control. “I guess that little old lady would be happy to see you though… Want me to fly you there?”

Benimaru’s daughter looked excited all of a sudden and bounced in place, “Like Papa does?! Like a witch!”

The teen snorted into his hand, he could see how the matoi might look like a fiery broom and give that kind of imagery, “Nah, Like a hero!”

“Hero?” She couldn’t quite imagine it but didn’t object when Shinra picked her up and kicked dust and fire up into Arthur’s face before rocketing up into the sky. The little girl squealed in delight and giggled as he did a loop just to show off a little.

He had them to the old woman’s stall in no time flat and landed in a pose. “That’s how a hero lands!”

“So dumb!” She didn’t care about his crestfallen expression and ran toward the old woman, grabbing her sleeve with big eyes, “Biddy!”

“O-oi… that’s kinda rude…” Shinra watched as the woman stroked the girl’s hair and made it a little neater, already fussing about how cute she looked and how big she was getting. Within moments the toddler was munching on fresh sweets and the old woman was shovelling more into a bag for her to take home to her family. “Don’t forget to thank the lady.”

“Thanks, Biddy!” She made a run between Shinra’s legs to the stall across from the Daifuku and began chatting with the vendor, watching as he threw some ingredients into a boiling pot of oil.

The teen figured that everyone likely knew who she was and he relaxed a little, Benimaru was loved by the people of Asakusa and he had no doubt that love was extended to his daughter. He half kept an eye on her as he chatted to the old woman, catching up on the latest news and then he felt that odd sensation he got when something was about to happen. Was it an infernal, red eyes zeroed in on the toddler, he would make sure she was safe first but then he gasped as he saw her stumble, her tiny little hands grabbed the pole holding up the hot oil and the boiling liquid began to spill toward her.

Shinra had never been so grateful for his speed as he had been then, the training he had received from Benimaru and all the practice he put into his Rapid attack were all worth it. He underestimated his stopping point and he ended up rolling a few feet across the street, the little girl bundled to his chest as he used his legs and arms to keep her from getting hurt. He glanced at the spot where she had fallen and swallowed thickly as he saw the spot now covered in oil, scorching the ground - he didn’t know how fireproof she was but the toddler would have been badly hurt. Sitting up he checked her over for any scrapes, “You okay?” Her crimson eyes began to fill with tears and she let out a loud wail as she began to cry, Shinra sighed in relief as he found no harm had come to her, she was just freaked out from the accident, “It’s okay, Save-the-girl-and-be-a-hero-man is here.” He hugged her close and picked her up, figuring he should at least carry her home.

— -

She stuck to his side from then, following him around the guardhouse, holding onto his pant leg and insisting he carry her for the rest of the day. When her mother arrived home first she ran to Y/N and the woman pressed a kiss to her head, “Thanks for helping out, Shinra.”

After that people began to return to the guardhouse for dinner or to get changed and go home, some of them had plans already but the whole place became more lively, Hinata and Hikage cheered as they saw him. The news of what Shinra had done to save Benimaru’s daughter had spread throughout the town… So it was really no surprise when the teen found himself pinned to the wall by his throat. Benimaru’s eyes were glowing bright and he looked about ready to incinerate the other there and then, “You made her cry.”

‘You made her cry,’ not, ‘You nearly let my child get horribly injured,’.

He couldn’t reply even if he wanted to, he grabbed Benimaru’s wrist and tried to loosen his grip a little so that he could breathe. He was about to kick at the Captain when the pitter-patter of little bare feet rushed toward them and the toddler pulled on Benimaru’s leg, “Nooo! Papa! No!” She tugged on him harder and a spike of heat travelled up the man’s leg as the clothing began to burn. Benimaru looked down at her as he extinguished the small flames, her eyes were beginning to water, the crimson orbs glowing as brightly as his and her body heat raised enough to dry out her damp hair from her bath. Letting Shinra go he scooped her up and carried her over to sit by the table, placing her on his lap and getting her to calm down before she had a burnout. “No hurt Shinra! You can’t!”

“Why not.”

“Gonna marry Shinra!” She yanked on her father’s clothing and pulled his sleeve down his arm. It was then that Y/N came in and took her from Benimaru, snuggling the toddler until her small tantrum calmed enough that she wasn’t a walking fire hazard. “Like Shinra!”

“Papa isn’t going to do anything to Shinra,” Y/N turned to half glare at the man, “Right, Beni?”

Benimaru shrugged and glared at the teen, he had other ways of showing his displeasure and if Shinra wasn’t dead after training the next day then he would just have to try harder. Of course, he was grateful that his daughter hadn’t been hurt and that the other had protected her but Shinra had let her get that close to danger in the first place. He had calmed down by the time dinner was ready and he looked around for his little girl, usually she sat on his lap during dinner, he froze when he saw her climbing onto Shinra’s lap. He glared across the table and his chopsticks snapped in his grip - that was his baby…

“Beni,” Y/N placed her hand on his thigh, “You’re the only man she really loves.” She could tell when he was jealous, he always pouted and his body temperature would rise, he had been known to get jealous even when Konro got all of their daughter’s attention. “She’ll forget all about him when he goes back to the 8th.” The toddler spent the evening glued to Shinra’s side, the boy blushing as she told him that he was her husband now and had to listen to her. Benimaru sulked the entire time and continued to do so even as he laid down to sleep.

Benimaru was used to being the hero for her, he didn’t like sharing her at all…

“Papa…” The door slid open a little and the toddler wriggled through the gap then ran over to him as he sat up, “Papa.”

“You should be in bed, what’s wrong, bad dream?” He let her climb onto his lap and pat his cheeks, grabbing his hair and making him bring his head down so she could press a wet kiss to his nose.

“Love Papa the most.”

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #153

“i may be easy - easy to hate, but you’re so fucking easy, easy to break.”

Do you think age matters in friendship?  Nah.  One of my closest friends is in his 30s.  Now of course I believe a parent should monitor a friendship of a minor and adult, but, I still believe friendship is certainly possible. What was the last essay/assignment you wrote about?  It was only the rough draft, but I helped Colleen with her assessment of "Female" by Keith Urban. When do you usually put your Christmas decorations up?  Usually start in early December. Are you more likely to eat when you’re bored or depressed?  When I'm bored, I'd say.  When I'm depressed, I'm more keen on sleeping.  I've gotten better about not eating when I'm bored, thankfully. Do you have a case/cover for your phone? Describe it.  No, I want one tho. Do you take good care of your skin?  I've been making a decent effort lately.  I HATE the bumps I have on my arms from dry skin, so I've been moisturizing them as well as my face. What was your dream job when you were a kid?  Paleontologist.  I would still pursue it if I wasn't turned off by a career with loads of travel, nor do I think I have the patience to obtain a PhD. Is there any music you listen to that was influenced by your parents?  Oh yeah, Mom especially.  She's all about heavy metal, especially the classics.  Dad too, but I'd say he's more hard rock. Do you use tampons or pads? Or both?  Tampons, pads gross me out afsdjafjw.  I started with them though. Is your internet wireless or do you need a cable?  Wireless. What is something you’re behind the times on?  Ummm idk. Have you ever had a severe allergic reaction?  No. What color are your glasses, if applicable?  Black. List a great $1 store find:  Idk. List a great garage sale find:  *shrugs* Who is one YouTuber you would like to meet?  m a r k Do you have your own website?  I have my own photography one. Do you like candy corn?  Omg demons stay back. Were you happy as a kid?  Yep. What is your favorite Queen song?  If your answer isn't "Bohemian Rhapsody," I don't want you in my life. Who was the last person you blocked on social media? Why?  Colleen, 'cuz I was kicking her out of my life and know that woman too well that she would try sending me a novel of hate, and I wasn't having it.  Turns out she shared our drama over Facebook afterwards to make me the bad guy, and I still have trouble believing I forgave something that petty.  She apologized for it, eh. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?  The old woman my mom had watched.  I knew enough about her to know she was a super sweet woman, so I barely held it together in there.  She died the very next morning. Could you ever be friends with the person who hurt you most in life?  Ha, no.  He doesn't deserve my friendship. You never know what you have until you’ve lost it, true or false?  Nah. What’s the craziest thing you’ve done?  I dunno, possibly something sexual. When was the last time you spoke to someone in a different language?  Back in high school when I was doing a German test over the phone. Have you ever successfully broken a bad habit? How about conquered a fear of something?  Omg, so I had this habit of when I was thinking deeply or nervous, I would pull my eyebrows out.  It got to the point it would sometimes look like I almost had none.  Super embarrassing, especially because I did this a lot in school.  As for a fear, it was never a big one, but going to see Sara broke my mild fear of flying.  I like it now. Have you ever read a whole series of books?  Yes. Are you going to walk at your graduation or just pick your diploma up?   For when I finish college, I'm probably just picking up my diploma. Have you ever tried to break a Guinness World Record?  No. Do you know how to read music?  I recall some notes. Do you own any shirts that have a year on it?  Ha ha, I got that "I was there" shirt for the Back to the Future date. Do you have any scratches on your cell phone?  No. Is your skin tone lighter or darker than your mom’s?  Lighter. Have you ever done another person’s make-up?  I gave Jason a makeover. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  Honestly still hope I have that picture somewhere.  Regardless of what happened, that is damn good memory, he hated it so much. Is anyone saved in your phone under a nickname?  Sara, Ashley, Nicole, and Mom. When, where, and why did a needle last pierce your skin?  'Bout two weeks back to get my tongue pierced. Who is the youngest gay person you know?  Dunno. Have you ever watched an animal being eaten by another animal?  Yeah, our old cats with mice 'n such. Do you get along with people who are especially religious? Why/why not?  If you don't push it on me, certainly.  Respect my theism, I'll respect your whatever. Do you have any interesting pillow cases?  No. Are you more afraid of spiders or bees?  Well, there's too much variety in this question.  I'll fear a wolf spider more than a bumblebee, but a hornet more than daddy long leg. Has your best friend ever seen you naked?  No. Do you get mad when your current bf/gf talks about an ex?  Not at all. Do you know anybody who was abused?  Yes. Would you prefer a baby boy or girl?  If I was to have kids, y'know, I don't know.  Perhaps a girl, but I know boys are generally easier, and feeling the bond between a mother and her son would be amazing.  I'unno. When did you last feel like your privacy was invaded?  I'm not sure. Do your parents volunteer anywhere?  No. If you were a different religion from your current one, what would it be? Why?  Wiccan, because their beliefs (that I know of) are interesting. Have you ever had your phone taken away at school?  No. How old were you the first time you dyed your hair?  Idk.  I think first year of high school; I don't believe dyed hair was allowed in middle. Do you talk the same way you do in person as you do online?  For the most part. How would you react if a doctor told you that you were infertile?  I'd be like, irrationally happy.  I don't want kids, and I have a considerably large fear of being raped and thus get pregnant, so. Do you get along with your best friend’s parents?  Her mom's a bitch, and her dad's... different. Have you ever been in a relationship where you didn’t get along with the person’s parents?  No. How many people of the opposite sex have you said ‘I love you’ to?  One, romantically. Do you put marshmallows in your hot chocolate?  No. What is the best thing you can draw?  Meerkats are like the only thing I can draw decently without a reference. What band did you see for your first concert?  Alice Cooper. Do you think people with legitimate addictions are pathetic, or do you understand them?  Oh fuck off.  I obviously can't "understand" because I've never endured one, but addictions are serious.  Addiction is not a choice, and from meeting so many druggies during my psych hospital visits as well as having a friend who got clean, it's fucking hard. Has anyone you know ever had serious surgery before?  Yeah, Mom had kidney cancer.  The tumor was bigger than the kidney itself. When was the last time you had butterflies?  When Sara was here, we had these few moments where we were just staring at each other smiling and asjdfawjij. Do you think Gatorade tastes refreshing or just gross?  I don't like it. Do you own a pet fish? What kind of fish are they?  No. Do you have a porch swing?  No. How many area codes would you recognize?  My own and childhood town's. Who has the best taste in music in your family?  Besides myself obviously, Mom. What animal did you last pet or hold?  My cat. If you were a different gender, what name would you want to have?  Maybe like.  Dakota.  Probs my favorite unisex name. If you had to have one feature on your body changed to a canine version of said feature, what would you choose?  Gimme dem teefs. What product or service do you find ridiculously overpriced?  Some fast food, QUALITY MAKEUP, gas, uhhhh. How many people, outside of your immediate family, do you know the birthdays of by heart?  Six, or seven if you count my dog.  Maybe forgetting some. Shot of whiskey, or a bottle of Smirnoff?  The latter, I love Smirnoff's. Have you ever been afraid of being underwater?  No. Would you ever scuba dive in shark infested waters if you had the chance? In a cage, sure.  Otherwise, no.  Sharks are very much villainized, but I respect their capabilities, rare as an attack is. Have you ever hit a parked car with your car?  Not yet, boy will I when I learn how to park around others lmao. What band/group have the most lyrics that represent you? Hmmm, not sure. How many times have you been on a plane?  Four times that I remember, but I was on one as a baby, too. What do you wish were different about your hair?  I wish it was eASIER TO DYE- What’s a personality type that you do not like? Overly talkative is draining for me.  I also dislike the kinds of people who aim to make every "conversation" almost exclusively about themselves/leave no room for you to really express your own thoughts.  That's not a convo. What’s a personality type that you do like? Deep thinkers.  Those open to many possibilities, even if wild.  Nature-adoring people and/or ones who feel heavily connected to the earth. Which of your friends is the least like you and in what way? Colleen.  My best friend somehow, ha ha.  She's extremely straightforward and isn't afraid to hurt feelings if she feels it's important for you to see truth, she gets shit done quick/doesn't procrastinate, she can be quite argumentative, she's completely independent, our religious and some political views are different, our music taste is totally inverted, and I'm sure there's more I'm forgetting.  We're a prime example of opposites attract.  Love her to death. How about the most like you and in what way? Sara, and I could write a novel here lmao.  Separated at birth kinda shit. What’s something you do daily and is this a habit of yours? Sit on the computer, and yeeaah it's just about all I do. What was the last thing to frustrate you and is it still frustrating you now?  Hm.  Dunno.  Probably something like Roman being so intent on lying on the keyboard. What helps you fall asleep? Nothing lol. Is there any type of medicine you can’t take? For what reason?  Anti-depressants.  Learned from my current psychiatrist that taking them only amps up bipolarity symptoms if you have that as well, which I do. Do you like designer bags with the logo stamped all over them?  No. Is Russian or Native American history more interesting to you?  Native American. If you had to choose to have a different accent than the one you have now, what accent would you choose and why?  British, 'cuz it's hot. Have you ever missed a flight?  Omg yes.  O'Hare after visiting Sara was absolutely impossible.  It was so.  Busy.  That and I didn't know what I was doing through half of it. If your ex suddenly kissed you right now, what would you do?  "The" ex would lose his balls, the others I'd push back. Are you a virgin?  P sure no but my story is complicated so aojsdfaow. What is one feature that you don’t like?  I'm guessing you mean on myself personally, and that would easily be weight.  I'd be relatively fine with myself if that was where I want it to be. What’s the genre of the current song you’re listening to?  Metal ballad. What would you do if you were stuck on a boat in the middle of the ocean?  I don't really know.  A part of me says I'd be so hopeless and terrified I'd drown myself.  The odds of being found are minuscule. Who is the funniest person you know?  Girt. When sitting on the floor, in what position do you normally sit?  Kinda with my legs turned to the same side. Do you like being kissed spontaneously or asked?  Spontaneously is way less awkward for me.  But only if you're pretty sure through my display of comfort that I'm fine with it. Have you ever tried to break someone up?  I thought about it out of spite.  I considered messaging her over Facebook and telling her what she was in for, and I wished her dead, and I'm not joking.  Turns out he broke up with her for the same reason as me, according to Mom being a FB stalker apparently. Are you a bad influence?  I am in some areas.  Shouldn't be even remotely lazy as me, and you shouldn't illegally download shit. Would you ever get a tattoo?  I already have five, and six is probably coming next year with holiday + birthday money. Do you get nervous before going to doctor appointments?  Not really, no.  The only thing that makes me anxious is having to get weighed lmao. Do you call anyone "baby?"  Sara, but more frequently "babygirl." What is a movie that you thought you would hate but you ended up loving?  Off the top of my head, I think A Raisin in the Sun. Do you have any close friends that were adopted?  No. What time do you usually have a shower?  Night. What do you want to do after high school? I immediately went to a community college but dropped out in like a month.  My depression was so bad and I just couldn't handle the difficulty, responsibility, and independence leap. Do you know anybody that is pregnant right now? Not off the top of my head.  My acquaintance had a baby girl less than a week ago, though.