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Look at her🔥

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I just wanna take a second to talk about the scene in 01x04 where Sabrina comes back into the girl’s dormitories after showering to find her pajamas missing.

She immediately confronts Prudence and the Weird Sisters. Then, after she denies it was them, Sabrina doesn’t even hesitate in turning it physical.

NOW.

Knowing that Zelda was the main caregiver and guiding figure in Sabrina’s upbringing, I just have to laugh at the thought of a 5 year-old Sabrina on Zelda’s lap as she has a discussion with her on how to handle bullies, like...

Zelda: “Sometimes people will be mean to you.”

Sabrina: *idly playing with Auntie’s bracelets* “Uh huh.”

Zelda: “And what do we do when those people are mean to us?”

Sabrina: *looks up in concentration* “ ... Throw hands?”

Zelda: *beaming with pride* “Yes, that’s right, good girl. :’)”

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me, having stupid thoughts & feelings about fictional characters: ugh. Fine.

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“Miranda you keep moving”

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Zelda be out there teaching, looking like this, and the students are supposed to pay attention to the lesson??

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Sarah Sanderson is one of the main reasons I’m a lesbian

Sarah Jessica Parker as Sarah Sanderson in Hocus Pocus (1993) dir. Kenny Ortega

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zelda spellman / mambo marie commission !  almost upset how excited i am for s4 bc of them…..

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Today’s gay disaster:

So two firefighters came into my store this morning. Now, we get firefighters in the store once in a while, probably because our complex is perpetually setting off the fire alarm, and every time they show up my whole team fawns over them like they’re walking sex gods and I don’t really Get It.

But y’all. Two firefighters came into my store this morning, and I Get It. Because that woman was so goddamn attractive, with her dark eyes and her muscles and her strong hands and her charming smile and her casual confidence just lounging around like she owned the place and a;dlfghadfghdfg I have never looked at ANYONE and immediately stopped breathing but y’all it HAPPENED. This woman was so stunningly handsome that I literally cannot tell you what the other female firefighter in the room looked like beyond “I think she was blonde.”

But you know what, I’m BoH so I didn’t have to talk to the stunningly handsome firefighter, and that was fine. I minded my business and tried (and failed) not to look at her. Until the next guests came in, and I said “Hi, welcome in!” reflexively like I’m supposed to.

And this firefighter. She looked at me with this cheeky little smirk, and she said, “Hey now. You didn’t welcome me in.”

And instead of saying something coy, or charming, or clever, the words that actually came out of my mouth were: “Well, you’re very attractive, and it threw me off.”

Y’all she chuckled and she WINKED AT ME. And I’m pretty sure I died on the spot.

She was so charming that I didn’t realize until an hour later that she wasn’t wearing a mask and I’d forgotten to be annoyed about it.

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miranda otto figuring out instagram stories

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This outfit killed me I-

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PETITION HERE

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Zelda: Mary Wardwell has a good heart.

Hilda: Yes, I noticed you staring at her good heart.

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ladies, your 4th, 10th, and last most recent emojis describe your character's only personality traits in a movie written by a man

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reblog this if your icon could kill a man

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reblog if you’re a lesbian who supports bi girls, a bi girl who supports lesbians, or if you want all wlw to have a nice day

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Italian poster (details) for Le frisson des vampires or The Shiver of the Vampires, Jean Rollin, 1971.

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Like what you see, Miranda?