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these two <33
#i want to show a stranger these pics and ask what their jobs are because no way in hell would anyone think these two drive fast cars#they’re such dorks#im at the gym and when i saw that they uploaded the vid i was like !!! need to watch instantly !!!!!!#doesn’t help that i have pretty much no internet connection in my gym so a 5 min video took 30+ minutes to watch but it was worth it#there’s so much to unpack from this video#i loved every second of it#best birthday gift ever to be honest#f1#lando norris#oscar piastri#formula one#formula 1#mclaren#favorite pics of my favorite boys 💘
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If you're following KOSA, you should also be following state legislation, which is much more rapidly adopting tech regulation related to child safety than Congress. For reference, in 2023, 13 states adopted 23 laws related to child safety online.
Even if your locality hasn't adopted similar tech regulation, online platforms, apps, and websites are rarely operating in only some states. When regulations become patchwork, it's often easier for companies to adopt policies reflective of the most stringent regulations relevant to their service for all users, rather than try to implement different policies for users based on each user's location.
I know this because that's what happened when patchwork data privacy regulations began swelling — which is why many webites have privacy policies reflective of the GDPR that apply even to users outside of Europe. I also know this because I'm a tech lawyer — I'm the wet cat drafting policies for and advising tech and video game companies on how to navigate messy, convoluted, and patchwork US regulatory obligations.
So, when I say this is how companies are thinking about this, I mean this is how my coworkers and I have to think about this. And because the US is such a large market, this could impact users outside the US, too.
#kosa#us law#tech policy#data privacy#regulatorycompliance#sorry if i tricked you into thinking this is a fandom account#this is just my blog of twelve years#and ive seen a lot about kosa#but local us legislation is where most of the movement here is#and there is a trend towards adopting laws and regulations related to minors online#that is rapidly gaining momentum#i love being an internet lawyer but i also love the internet#and so im feeling more and more compelled to talk about how the tectonic plates are shifting fast
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i cant deal w ppl on tiktok saying they didn't like modern faerie tales because they thought the writing wasn't clear enough or too flowery... meanwhile i thought the language was too plain and explained every little thing in tfota series, but overall i thought the trilogy was fast paced so that may be a personal miff that i have... also there are crits i have about how race is handled in mfts, but the line 'what flavour of asian are you' is kaye experiencing racism... like that's the point, she's an asian main character even though she's mixed, and she's surrounded by racist assholes in new jersey... like that's a vital factor in her feeling different and othered by her white family who doesn't give a shit about her asian side, and othred by society... she experiences racism 😭 she's not just a changeling, she's also asian american...
#modern faerie tales#kaye fierch#i love the stolen heir because it has the room for analysis and thought that mfts has but with the sense of adventure that tfota#like a nice mix between fast paced action and moments with wren's feelings#anyway i liked all of them... but tithe and mfts are truly just so unique... nothing quite like it in that it explores social and class#issues while being a dark horrific fairytale!! grunge fantasy....#pls don't mind me complaining abt things i see on the internet... i'm despo to consume fan content for these faerie books lol!
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He still drives me crazy, even after all this time. I rarely post my sketches of young doctor Nefario these days, but I honestly still am fixated as hell. The main person to “blame” for this is definitely @annchanorsomethin, she writes an absolutely amazing fic called “DM4 fan concept”, it involves time travelling stuff and I highly recommend to check it out.
The outfit he’s wearing on this sketch was designed by me while constantly consulting with Ann and it had like 3 or 4 major redesigns in the course of 8 months before we came to this variant. If there is still anyone interested in him, I can make a whole post about this outfit because this is just a part of it. Guys you should know how much I miss our little simp club… I wish one day we all came together again. And by now… we’re just holding on and hoping for the best.
I actually have much more stuff to say but I don’t want to make this post too long soooo thanks for checking it out!
#I am starting to feel devastating nostalgia for things that were happening just a YEAR ago#time passes so fast on the internet#honestly#elita? random? blackthewolf? of you’re here… love you guys#and everyone else who was hanging around during the simp club days#that was amazing#I’m not gonna stop holding onto this character and making new things about him#he’s my comfort blorbo#dr nefario#young dr nefario#minions the rise of gru#despicable me#my art
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#have a great autumn day today (or tomorrow)#i hope i wil...#it's foggy today and i love it...#2000s nostalgia#fast gif#2000s aesthetic#2000s blog#2000s internet#2000s web#web archive#nostalgiacore#internet archive#old internet#webcore#web art#web graphics#cutecore#cute art#cute aesthetic#blingee#early internet#teddy bear
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I had a vision
#my art#rdr2#charthur#charles smith#arthur morgan#originally they were gonna be in a car but horse was funnier#i know it's not good for two people to ride a horse but we're going by rule of funny here#taima is just built different ig#also love the implication that it's still 1899 but they have smartphones and the internet for snapchat#and fast food
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legitimate shoutout to the italian reader binging inutile and leaving comments in italian all day today - making myself translate them and respond outside of english healed my soul a bit <3 i'm sorry i relied too much on google translate
#inutilefic#if you aren't from america and you've read anything i wrote THANK YOU#i legitimately treasure my non-american followers so much i love being more connected to the world on the internet#i can't ever promise i'll answer well or fast in another language but i will always attempt to talk outside of english if needed
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Got a goofy screenshot while I was getting some screenshots of my second levelcap with Mesa (it was much comfier than the first time I reached it, I really enjoyed it!)
#warframe#I wanna attempt solo level cap with Mesa again. I feel like it'd go much more smoothly this time#the last times I did my internet disconnected and I lost all my progress#the second time the defense target died to lv 5500-ish enemies#because I couldn't stay alive to keep them off the objective JKDGSKJDSGJKGDSGDSJK#I love how fast duviri scales. so hectic
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is your partner in the tickle community too?
Sort of! I only told him about me having a tickle kink, like, three months ago after so many years being together and he's been exploring about the community and the kink itself here and there since then 😊
#and he's learning WAY TOO FAST#i should take his phone away#and his puter#and his internet#if you're reading this thank you for your length and effort to better understand my kink and for sticking with the community#i love you so much ❤️#Ask
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Hello there! I happened to find your website and I was wondering if you wouldn't mind sharing how you made it? It looks really neat and I wanted to learn how it was coded and hosted.
hi, thank you so much!! i've been making websites uh. pretty much since i learned how to use the internet, whether for fun or employment or both. i make my "for fun" websites from scratch with HTML, CSS, and JavaScript without any libraries or frameworks. unfortunately, i can't give a great recommendation for web hosting on the cheap if you're just starting out as i've hosted my stuff with the same company since my freelancing days and could definitely get a way better deal elsewhere lmao. the cost of being lazy...
i really, really like talking about web design/making websites/etc. so i don't want to give you an information overload, but if you're interested in learning how to make websites, there are a lot of excellent (and free!) tutorials and reference guides out there to get you started! here are a few:
MDN Web Docs - THE resource for anyone doing web design and development, from complete beginners to advanced devs. their documentation is thorough to the point where it can be intimidating for beginners due to how technical it is, but it's very, very good and their tutorials are fantastic.
W3Schools - similar to MDN, but i find it's much less jargon-heavy and beginner-friendly. it also contains great resources, examples, reference guides, as well as extensive tutorials.
Codecademy - there are a lot of free web and programming courses out there, but i really like the ones codecademy offers. in my experience, the projects are fun, the courses are well-structured, and the community is very helpful. they regularly have great sales for the pro version, too.
if you want to make your own website site from scratch without having to navigate the more complex aspects of hosting, domains, etc., check out Neocities! it's got loads of resources, a great community, and it's free!! it's also near and dear to my heart as a lover of "old web" design sensibilities.
by far the easiest way to start is to download a text editor (i'm partial to Sublime Text, but everyone has their favorite), paste in an HTML boilerplate like this one, save it to your device as a .HTML file and then open it in your web browser. it will only be accessible on your local device and not over the internet, but you can play around and build things out without it being public and it’s an easy way to get a feeling for how things work.
my final recommendation is not so much about the specifics of making a website, but how to think about making a website. when i was a young stergeon at my first big web design job, my mentor gave me the book Don't Make Me Think! by steve krug and it was Huge for me. some of the technology-specific material is outdated nowadays as it was last updated in 2014, but the book is still a fantastic introduction to design thinking, visual language, and user experience principles.
hope this helps!!!! happy to chat more if you have questions <3
#sterge.eml#hope this makes sense lol. i got a lil excited even though i tried Very Hard not to.#i love internet :0) :0) i love website :0) :0) :0)#i was a web designer professionally for years and will almost certainly be one again whenever i stop being Extremely Unemployed#BOY was it a relief when i finally stopped giving a shit about making all my personal websites look Good and Perfect#and just started having fun doing goofy stuff with css#i like leaning into web 1.0 design features and the charmingly-crude 'early internet' vibe of things#and as it turns out websites load really fast when they're not bloated with a bunch of big JS libraries and things. interesting huh.#just don't look too closely at any of my javascript lol i am not a good programmer#i live for the brute force approach. if it works it works#my dream is for everyone to make a website#it’s fun and the world is more beautiful for it
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I think we've heard it so much now we kind of forget that "People like you only want one thing, and it's DISGUSTING" Was a reference to a meme tweet of a girl talking about guys only wanting sex and it was extremely funny at the time when it came out and honestly still is. Like absolute proof dark is at least somewhat online he knows the injokes he has seen a finely aged meme in his time
#markiplier#darkiplier#markiplier egos#i love the vibe of dark being honestly vry knowledgable abt the online sphere bc he studies mark whos now a yotutuber and also#he was fast forwarded to the internet age and has probably experience the internet boom and all of the 2010s so he has SEEN THINGS yk.#HE K N O WS. Like he is definitely an old man but hes much more of a millennial in spirit than we give him credit for#he just doesnt show or talk about it#bc his persona has to be all serious yk#myposts
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scary rowlet from wiggly paint
#my art#god bless u internet janitor i fucking LOVE wiggly paint#wiggly paint#it honestly gives me the same vibes as drawing in old ms paint for like the same creative energy within limitations u know#anyway this is the best way to get cute scribbles up fast
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I will say that if I ever do manage to buy a house I'll miss the gig internet I get in my apartment. I used to set up game downloads before I went to bed because they'd take a couple of hours minimum. Now? I'm so spoiled I just download things whenever. If something takes more than 10 minutes I get cranky
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discovery of the day
#im sorry i do Not see what everyone sees in this movie. although from the years of browsing the internet ive began to realize#that i actually dont know if people actually like the movie or not#why is everything so rushed#their romance felt like nothing to me because i dont KNOW what they see in eachother#listen you dont have to tell me straight up into the camera why they love eachother#but the aggressive kissing and cut sex scenes arent telling me much#i get that it came out in 2005 but cutting mostly every gay sex scene? even the kissing for the most part?#but oh we NEED to see this happy husband and wife doing it. yes im bitter#a german movie by the name of summer storm came out the year before this one and actually shows something that feels like actual passion#i sound like i need to see people doing it in these movies all the time I promise thats not it#but even the kissing? the thing i Actually like the most? the thing that makes me feel things? felt like nothing at all#and oh i forgot that this is a tragic gay movie where one of them dies. Oh yeah. forgot.#mentioning summer storm again: it actually has a relatively happy ending. feels good that i dont need to be reminded of how gay people are#doomed 24/7.#the romance started good. with jack telling the guy whos name i already forgot to get his ass in the tent already.#the Pulling his arm over my body thing. it was going great#THEN IT WENT SO FAST! WHY WAS HE SUDDENLY SO INTO IT! WHY WERE THEY BOTH SUDDENLY DOING IT#im sorry i expected a slighter slow burn than this!!! calm down cowboys i have no idea why you two like eachother all of the sudden!#i seriously thought they would show these little moments of tension#and it just growing bigger and bigger#until they couldnt take it anymore#that would explain the aggressiveness of it! why they were so desperate! but it literally just HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!#im sorry i. I expected more of this movie that i hear so much about.#the most it made me feel was at that moment that turned into a meme where i thought “Hop on fortnite”#chuckled. that was it. did i cry? did my heart race at any moment? was i worried about what was gonna happen? not Once#im so. Disappointed.#after this i wanted to watch summer storm but netflix removed it. Its a german only movie no one knows from 2004. where the hell am i gonna#🏴☠️ that#AAAGHHHH!!!!!!!#not being able to watch summer storm made me cry more than this movie did What the hell
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Soon, @purplepixel. Soon.
#and by soon i mean like a week or so#you would not believe how fast this chapter goes from the most heartwarming thing ever to absolutely soul rending angst again#i have poured EVERYTHING i have into this chapter just for you#whiiiich is probably why it's taking so long#anyway i apparently can't draw bunnies#also yes this is my lil internet gal#I'll make a reference later or something idk#i so tired I'm so sorry#anyway PurplePixel I love you so i hope you like this lil itty bitty sketch#cookie crumbs#(I'm thinking that'll be my lil talking tag like your pixel blurbs thing or something)#chapter 23 will be wonderful i assure you#fanficion
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biggest mistake u can ever do is join the alternative side of internet
#PUNK ESPECIALLY PUNK or goth or emo or scene or any atp#Bc like I would say yes I fall into punk category & irl I love meeting other ppl like me#But internet fuck no I’d rather befriend a grwm influencer than be on punk tiktok bro#not only the fast fashion trend hoppers and all that shit who think punk is pink hair dye & chains from temu#But the fucking puritsm#UR 15#U DONT GET TO DECIDE IF SOMEONE IS PUNK ENOUGH OR METAL ENOUGH OR WHATEVER#half of the people u bash were at streets doing protests while u were in kindergarten SHUT UP#I’m all for people experimenting in style btw but u cannot be buying from shein#like that is the exact opposite what all the “trends” stand against#I am (not) a robot
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