#I love this eldritch twink man
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crispy-dib · 1 year ago
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I’m a huge fan of the idea I made up of Papierwaite becoming one with Yog Sothoth (Soggoth teehee) after 305 because I’m fucking insane, so have concepts of that
I love my Sam and Max au guys, it’s called The Astral Toys, you should ask me about it because I’m so normal about-
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deafmangoes · 11 months ago
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I'm not a shipper by nature, just putting that out there. But, uh, Dungeon Meshi does things to me.
Anyway, I've shared my Farcille thoughts, so now to blabber about a different popular ship: Labru. The Hot Mess. The Disaster Couple.
Firstly let's talk about the -bru part of the ship. Kabru is a neurotic little twink with PTSD and anxiety. I don't think that's in any sort of doubt. He exudes an entirely false confidence to hide his crippling self-hatred and survivor's guilt. For some reason, this makes him incredibly attractive to nearly everyone he encounters. Rin has the traditional tsundere crush, his whole party firmly believes in him (more than reflects his actual abilities), the ninjas blush when he smiles at them, even dead-hearted Mithrun warms up to him over time. The omakes take this even further: his landlord cleans his room for him, Dia's fiancé breaks down in tears when talking to him, and Holm's sister clearly wants to get it.
Kabru's not blind to any of this. He weaponises it, really. He's manipulative to an artform! Then he meets Laios. The Monsterfucker.
Laios' sexuality is not immediately clear from the manga. He definitely has a little flame for Marcille - between his awkwardness over touching her, his succubus taking her form, his illusion memory of her focusing on her power and strength - it's not love, I don't think it's even a crush, it's just that "boy sits across the table and stares intently at you" sort of feeling.
He doesn't show any direct interest in men but dearly desires their companionship. He practically kidnaps Shuro and - even though he struggles with Kabru's name at first - takes a liking to him instantly.
So do they make a good ship? Hell no, they're fucking awful together, but it works. Kabru just natually slithers in as advisor, and Laios is more than happy to have someone take all that off his plate. If there's anything there, I think it's one-sided from Kabru, and whatever feelings he has for Laios are based in his total confusion over how Laios just... survives. He finds him fascinating. Intriguing. Possibly sexually. If everyone else is an open book, Laios is the eldritch tome he cannot decipher and will burn him if he touches it. You can see why this ship seems to naturally arise from the canon.
But from Laios' point of view, I think he's... sort of homoerotic asexual? His feelings towards Marcille are more like a fascination with the exotic and monstrous (because she's Not A Tall-Man, and he doesn't want to be one), but his interactions with male companions are much more open and affectionate, even if he's a bit oblivious about it. I think he'd openly appreciate Kabru but wouldn't realise they were in a relationship until literally at the altar.
As another user put it: Laios is a human fascinated with monsters and wants to be one. Kabru sees himself as a monster and is fascinated with humans. They definitely compelement eachother.
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horsegirlwithnoname · 7 months ago
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i love this white boy, this stupid twink
he likes naps and poison
you take a naptime poison better than he can and he freaks and picks a fight with you, which he immediately loses, then he just lies there crying and calling himself kitten.
His willingness to throw hands over St Trina is just so funny like boy no you belong on a Sugar Daddy's arm, you should be snorting K out of eldritch orifices, instead you're rocking up to one of the scariest people in your entire plane of existence and throwing hands because it turns out they're sleepier than you.
New innovations in sad wet little man. A truly transcendent poor little meow meow.
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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 11 months ago
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READ 70 PAGES OF THE GOOD OMENS BOOK WITH WHICH I HAVE HOMOEROTIC TENSION AS WE KNOW
WE ALL KNOW ABOUT THE HOMOEROTIC RIVALRY BETWEEN ME AND MY COPY OF THE GOOD OMENS BOOK. WE KNOW. IT STARES AT ME, I STARE BACK, IT DARES ME TO READ IT AND FALL IN LOVE WITH CROWLEY MORE, I REFUSE. WE PUT THE UST IN LUST ETC.
BUT TODAY/YESTERDAY (RIP SLEEP SCHEDULE) SINCE I WASNT ON TUMBLR, I READ TILL PAGE 70 OF THE BOOK (TILL THE PART CALLED WEDNESDAY) AND GOD FUCKING DAMN. I READ IT LISTENING TO AN AZIRAPHALE BOOKSHOP AMBIENCE AND WITH CHOPIN PLAYING AND CANDLES LIT. ANYWAY. THINGS THAT HAVE STUCK OUT TO ME:
Crowley. Just everything about Crowley. God I love him. I fucking love him. This is why I avoid reading the book. I'm such a slut for Crowley. It's manageable on the show when I know it's an actor. But WORDS CROWLEY? WORDS CROWLEY IS REAL. I AM SO IN LOVE.
Aziraphale has perfectly manicured hands. I'm pretty sure this has been mentioned three times in the first 70 pages. Three times at minimum. I forget how twink he is in the show (idk how) but man the book does NOT let you forget and I love that.
Crowley absent-mindedly sank a duck. Aziraphale called him my dear (fanfic authors everywhere: write that down write that motherfucking shit down it's better than porn). Crowley un-sunk the duck. The duck was cross.
CROWLEY DID I MENTIONED CROWLEY OH MY BABY FANCIED THE JAMES BOND DECALS HE WANTED TO LISTEN TO VIVALDI COZ THEY WERE SO STRESSED AFTER RECEIVING THE ANTICHRIST THEY LOVE GOLDEN GIRLS (I LOOKED IT UP AND OH CROWLEY) THEY DRANK FOR A WEEK AFTER SEEING THE SPANISH INQUISITION THEY OMG.
THE DRUNK SCENE. I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD THE DOLPHINS CONVERSATION. OMG THESE TWO FUCKING FOOLS I ADORE THEM.
Crowley IN THAT SCENE AND AZIRAPHALE IN THAT SCENE HOLY SHIT. CROWLEY JUST LISTING OFF ALL THE THINGS SHE KNOWS AZIRAPHALE LOVES.
AND OMG. The CONVOLUTED FUCKING METAPHOR CROWLEY COMES UP WITH INVOLVING A LITTLE BIRD FLYING TO THE ENDS OF THE UNIVERSE AND PECKING A MOUNTAIN AND COMING BACK AND DOING IT ON LOOP. FOR WHAT? JUST TO SAY THAT WHEN THE MOUNTAIN WAS GONE, HEAVEN WOULD STILL BE PLAYING THE SOUND OF MUSIC.
As usual just like me Crowley shot himself in the foot with that metaphor. Because AZIRAPHALE, THE LEGEND, STARTS SAYING THE BIRD MUST BE IMMORTAL FOR THAT, AND THEN SAYS NO ACTUALLY THE BIRD IS BEING CARRIED IN A SPACESHIP AND THE DESCENDANTS EMERGE FROM THE SPACESHIP and poor crowley is saying SO THE BIRD REACHES THE MOUNTAIN and azi excitedly says IN THE SPACESHIP and AAAAAAAAA-
Anyway right yes sorry what were we doing oh right the book.
Anathema is so adorable as a kid what a little brat holy shit I love her. I want to see all her homework written in Middle English. I want to know which teacher finally summoned the balls to correct it.
NEWT MON CHERI HE'S SO EXCITED ABOUT ONLY DESTROYING THE HOUSE'S POWER CIRCUIT WITH HIS EXPERIMENT. Because apparently last time he fucking caused a power outage in the whole block. Or county. We stan an optimist (no one talk to me about Crowley being an optimist I will go feral and rip your larynx out).
THE THIRD BABY DID NOT WIN PRIZES FOR TROPICAL FISH. THIS IS LIKE THE ENDING OF VILETTE WHEN CHARLOTTE BRONTE GOT GUILTTRIPPED BY HER DAD INTO WRITING IT AS AN OPEN ENDING BUT WE ALL KNOW IT'S A TRAGEDY FUCK ME.
CROWLEY THE PRAY THAT HE DOESN'T IT SOUNDS SO SUAVE IN THE SHOW BUT IN THE BOOK IT LITERALLY SAYS "AND FLEES". THE CHAOTIC ANXIOUS MOTHERFUCKER MAKES A RUN FOR IT.
AZIRAPHALE FUCKING GLOWERING AT CUSTOMERS AND SCARING THEM AWAY USING EVERY MEANS SHORT OF PHYSICAL VIOLENCE IM DEAD THAT LITTLE BASTARD PEAK CROSS INTROVERT ELDRITCH MONSTER ENERGY.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR ADAM TO ENTER (WELL AS A NOT BABY) AHAH.
I HOPE WARLOCK IS OKAY.
CROWLEY BEING DESCRIBED AS A YOUNG MAN DOES THINGS TO ME. AS DO THE DARK HAIR AND GOOD CHEEKBONES. DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT DOING WEIRD THINGS WITH HIS TONGUE. I AM A SLUT FOR HER. IT'S TIMES LIKE THIS I REMEMBER WHY IM GREYACE AND NOT ENTIRELY ASEXUAL. IT'S CROWLEY.
I LOVE THE SUBTLE JOKES LIKE I DON'T EVEN GET SOME BUT THE DRY TONE IS HILARIOUS. LIKE HOW BOTH WARLOCK'S HEAVENLY AND HELLISH TUTORS READ FROM THE BOOK OF REVELATION. AND THE CUTTING COMMENTARY LIKE HOW THE DOWLINGS' SECRET AGENTS WERE TRAINED TO REACT TO WOMEN IN LONG ROBES. OR THE POLITICAL COMEDY WITH ALL THE CULTURAL ATTACHES AT ST JAMES. IT MAKES ME AMUSED EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO CONTEXT. I WISH I UNDERSTOOD THEM MORE.
SORRY WHY AM I YELLING ABOUT THIS BEFORE 6 IN THE MORNING FUCK I FORGOT MY SLEEP MEDS NO WONDER IM STILL AWAKE AND HYPER ALSO CROWLEY ALSO AZI ALSO ADAM I HOPE MY LITTLE PLANTS MAKE IT.
WHEN IM DONE READING THE BOOK I WANNA REREAD IT OUT LOUD TO MY THREE LITTLE PLANTS TO MAKE THEM GROW HAPPY AND KNOW WHOM THEY WERE NAMED AFTER.
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Harry Potter x DC x Danny Phantom prompt idea
Okay so I haven't seen Danny Phantom in years but I've gotten big into Danny Phantom x DC crossovers lately thanks to tiktok (r.i.p), anyways before that I'd gotten big into Harry Potter x DC crossovers. I've even written a couple myself on ao3.
Anyways, last night, I got this idea for a 3 way crossover with Harry, Jason, and Danny. Harry would be the Master of Death, and Danny would be the Ghost King. Both of them would, for some reason or another, end up in Gotham and come across Jason, whether when he's a civilian or as Red Hood would be up to you. Whether Danny and Harry met first and then become friends before Jason comes in, it's up to you, but I do like the idea.
Maybe they're roommates at university and then are dancing around the sexual tension between them or something when Jason or Red Hood appears, and both are sold instantly. They need to drag Jason in and make themselves a throuple. Bonus points for both Harry and Danny looking like unassuming small twinks while Jason is the absolute tank of a man utterly besotted with two guys who honestly look a bit like drowned wet rats or something compared to him.
Danny, of course, would be doing a degree with aerospace engineering or any other space related degree you want to give him. I'm not sure on Harry, but I also want to throw out like over half of the bullshit from the series. He'd actually be smart and, for one, not have taken divination. I personally prefer the fics where he's in runes and arthimancy too but especially runes. Honestly, come up with whatever degree you want but I'd have it where he'd also managed to get his muggle education along with Wizarding one, he could do that after the war and before coming to Gotham if you want.
Honestly, I just really want a Harry, Danny, and Jason fic of three fucking nerds in love and stressing out Bruce because what do you mean his other son has two boyfriends as well as both of them are fucking eldritch beings that scare John Constantine who does everything in his power to avoid the two. Bonus points if you have Tim, Kon, and Bernard decide that it has become some sort of game between the two throuples to cause Bruce so much stress and panic. Oh, even more bonus points if both Alfred and Damian are aware of the Wizarding world so Alfred ends up dotting a little extra on Harry while Damian tries to work out how Harry ended up with an idiot but at least it's not Tim.
Just an idea. If you happen to write it, tag me and let me know. I'd love to read it.
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magicsodabubbles · 6 months ago
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I love that the Billford dynamic always kind of read to me as “this tired old man and his malicious eldritch twink ex-situationship who’s been haunting him since the 70’s” and now it’s CANON
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alexandraisyes · 6 months ago
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No pressure if you don't want to, but Kill Code ship ratings? I already know Solar Flare and Sun get a good positive rating with him... and (old) Moon probably gets a interesting rating since fictional toxicity is fun~
KILLCODE BELOVED OUGH I LOVE KC AND HE NEEDS KISSES. He's literally been shipped with basically EVERYONE by me and my friend group like we are insane about this eldritch man
Killcode x Solar Flare: 100 Stars - THEY ARE THE SHIP THEY ARE THE HYPERFIXATION THEY ARE THE ULTIMATE HUSBANDS THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH THEY WILL GET FUCKING MARRIED BECAUSE SOLAR FLARE IS SO DEVOTED TO HIM
Killcode x Sun: 5 Stars - HE LOVES HIM AND HES GOING TO FUCKING MAKE SURE HE KNOWS THAT HE IS LOVED AND THEY ARE SO SWEET AND WHOLESOME (and completely fucking feral bc KC doesn't give a shit about personal space, modesty, or privacy)
Killcode x Moon: 5 Stars - God the angst potential I love exploiting them. Moon was willing to do whatever it took to get KC under control and it left both of them with a lot of trauma every time
Killcode x Nexus: 4 Stars - They could and would be so wholesome like. Ough. I can't even explain it because I have so many different ideas but-
Killcode x Earth: 4 Stars - I was gonna say two stars again like I did on the earth ships but THEN I REMEMBERED MY RAMBLES AND IM LIKE HOLY SHIT NO I DID THEM SO DIRTY BECAUSE KILLCODE WOULD MARRY THAT WOMAN IN A HEARTBEAT
Killcode x Monty: 0 Stars - I have them paired for specifically one AU AND ITS NOT A GOOD PAIRING
Killcode x OG Computer: 5 Stars - No one who doesn't know the RESET AU understands this but they're so everything to me
Killcode x Ruin: 4 Stars - My friends really like them, and I have an AU where they're best friends (with benefits) so I also like them.
Killcode x Foxy: 4 Stars - Pls pls pls someone see the vision
Killcode x Miku: 2 Stars - He chose death over her
Killcode x Golden Freddy: 3 Stars - Old man yaoi real? Real.
Killcode x Glamrock Freddy: 4 Stars - Bearcode. I'm telling you. It's gonna be big and it's gonna be great and I'm gonna explode
Killcode x Solar (Nice Eclipse): 3 Stars - I'm still so curious about the logic behind this and so intrigued I wanna knowww
Killcode x Lunar: 4 Stars - No one understands my need for them they are so canon in Twisted Celestials and they mean everything to me they're silly little eldritch creatures and they're so curious about each other (they're also so canon to me for my bm and kc QPR AU where they're a couple of feral cats fr). Tall massive gentle giant x tiny little angry twink how the fuck can you not love it
Killcode x Helios (Dark Sun): 4 Stars - This could be so twisted and toxic and Helios could encourage him to be evil again I'm-
Killcode x Nyx (Evil Lunar): 5 Stars - His big guard dog that will tear his enemies to shreds and always come back at his call
Killcode x Gaia (Evil Earth): 2 Stars - She's the kind of person he hates to be honest. He'd kill her with no remorse.
Killcode x Crescent (Solar's Moon): 5 Stars - No one understands I have a MIGHTY NEED that has arisen from RESET AU. They're so so so ough I need them and I need them now he's KC's little mate he's so fucking playful and a little fucked up in the head but KC loves him anyways and jakl;fsdj;a
Killcode x Kronos (Lord Eclipse): 4 Stars - Objectively correct
Killcode x Crius (Servant Sun): 5 Stars - A SWEET LITTLE SUN FOR HIM TO DOTE ON AND LOVE AND KISS IM-
Killcode x Styx (Lord Lunar): 5 Stars - Thoughts about how possessive Styx seemed to be he would ask Killcode to stay so sweetly and of course Killcode would say yes (Styx is so fucking lonely bro KC feels so much sympathy)
Killcode x Moros (Servant Eclipse): 3 Stars - I am so intrigued but also I think Moros is too devoted to his Lord
Killcode x Icarus (Star Holder Freddy): 5 Stars - Bearcode but the bear is traumatized and that makes it better
Killcode x Eos (Lonely Sun): 5 Stars - ANOTHER SWEET SHY LITTLE SUN FOR HIM TO LOVE IM EXPLODING
Killcode x Khonsu (Feral Moon): 5 Stars - KC can fix him
Killcode x Angel (Solar's Sun): 5 Stars - ANOTHER SWEE-
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azuredragoonterra · 1 year ago
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Alright fuckers time for the most cursed shit you've read today.
Sonic characters replacing the Berserk cast.
Its litterally just Berserk but instead the characters are Sonic dudes. Fuck my brain for coming up with this.
(Also to clarify, I'm not trying to draw meaningful parallels between the characters here, I'm just tossing them into the fiction blender and setting it to 10)
Alright so Guts=Shadow is so fucking obvious I don't even have to say it. Who the fuck else is gonna be that angsty and tragic.
This means logically we need to make Griffith=Sonic. It might hard to imagine the blue blur in such a villainous role, but like, he's pretty hard-lined about his ideals of freedom and independence. I could see him wanting to build a kingdom outta that. (Also he was voiced by Jason Griffith like c'mon this shit writes itself)
Casca=Amy is probabaly hella controversial but hear me out. She needs to idolize Sonic but still be able to form a strong emotional connection to Shadow. Take the badass leader role she took up in the IDW resistance/restoration and she fits like a glove. (Before you ask, I'm not writing this to ship shadamy, I'm just sick in the head.)
Ok so Rickert has gotta be Tails right? Like we've got our little inventor fox, idolizes Sonic, but ultimately has to find his own strength. Oh and can you imagine the slap?! Oblitetate that blue twink you funky lil fox!
Nearly forgot Puck! Initially I thought all the elves would just be Chao but then I realized... he's Chip from Sonic Unleashed. Chip as Puck is nearly 1 to 1 honestly.
E-123 Omega can be Zodd, why not. Big murder man who wants a good fight...
Shit wait maybe he should be Zavok... fuck that makes so much sense...
The Godhand are all just gonna be various eldritch super sonic bosses. Chaos, Iblis, Dark Gaia, etc. Make Void=Infinite for bonus irony points in the name.
The idea of evil is The End
Femto will be played by Neo Metal Sonic. I love the idea that Griffiths transformation made him cold, inhuman, not himself. While still obviously being who he always was underneath. Also keeps with the rest of the godhand being final bosses. Jumping forward a bit, I think when he reincarnates he oughta appear as super sonic constantly.
Ok we got the ever-green characters outta the way let's get granular.
The band of the hawk as Sonic bitches
So I don't wanna put too many iconic characters in the band and the actually relevant characters are sparce so real quick...
Corkus can be Fang/Nack. Cus he's a weasley little bitch (affectionate)
To that end let's keep team Hooligan connected and have Pippin be Bark the polar bear.
Gaston as Bean? Dude I got nothing gaston was kinda just there
Judeau however? Espio. Knife throwing.
While we're in the golden age...
Minister foss is Orbot
Charlotte's uncle, the guy Guts assassinates? Dr. Starline
Queen of Midland... Rouge? I deadass have nothing else for Rouge.
You can probabaly guess who the king and Charlotte are but they are at the bottom of the list for dramatic / comical /gross out effect.
Guts JRPG party as Sonic bozos.
Farnese shall be Blaze. They've got an affinity for fire, confidence issues, noble status, and a religious affiliation (blaze as guardian of the Sol emeralds, close enough)
Serpico is definitely Silver then. His close relationship to Farnese/Blaze as well as somewhat whimsical attitude all line up well. And Silver's telekinesis lines up well with Serpico's eventual wind powers.
Speaking of religious affiliations, Azan can be Knuckles! Hes goofy but strong and devoted to his cause.
Isidro has gotta be Charmy Bee. No not JUST because hes an annoying little shit... also cus his bee stinger subs in well for a dagger.
Shireke is gonna be Cream the Rabit. Mostly this is an in-joke on Creams high power in gameplay, and it also let's her elf Comapnion be played by Cheese the Chao.
By extension to the above. Flora ends up being Vanilia. I ALMOST decided skullknight would he vector just to continue the milf-hunter crocodile joke but came up with something better.
Ok if you've survived this far let's get into the dumb shit cus ohhh I've got some dumb shit.
SkullKnight is Big the Cat. I want all of his ominous warnings in the dopeyist voice possible. Also when he pops his helmet open to eat a Behliet (chaos emerald) it turns out it's actually just froggy in there.
Eggman is the King of Midland, SAGE is Charlotte. I'm sorry for all of the mental images this may have conjured.
Speaking of awful mental images, Gambino is Gerald Robotnik tortured over the death of his Granddaughter Maria when she caught the plague after taking in Shadow. This of all things is the one thing my brain automatically re-writes to make less weird. They ain't fucking.
That said? Gerald did make a deal... a transaction one might call it, with a certain Black Doom in sonic itself... I'm not elaborating yall can figure it out, yuck.
Elaine, aka broken Casca, is mid 2000s Amy when she had no good character traits. (Except elaine is still somehow like a million times better.)
The moonlight boy is a sonic Chao
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voloslovelydivinity · 2 months ago
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I love him so much
volo sure knows how to protect me from murderous maniacs in onesies
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I mean I'm eldritch worm who delt with this jabronie before but Volo wasn't taking any chances. Makes sense since this guy nearly succeeded in killing me to take my power for his jabronie schemes
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Dumb man
So I had a twink in a onesie fighting off my murderous merchant of a husband in my living room
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Me during the entire fight ^
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magicalgirlagency · 11 months ago
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Opinions on pizzahead(pizza tower true final boss)?
At this rate, y'all are gonna ask me about every single little thing about either Pizza Tower or Amphibia, huh?
I like the chaotic and playful energy that this fruity freak has. It adds a lot of impact on the surprise of the second phase. I guess you can say it is indeed... unexpected.
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I like to think I'm funny.
Apparently, he's also kinda like a lesser eldritch deity? As in he not only hijacked the tower (Gerome and John are its true guardians), but used magic to split John into many pieces to sustain each and every level (the final John Pillar in The Crumbling Tower of Pizza is the REAL one) and that's the reason why there are hidden treasure doors in each of them, with Gerome being the key to unlock these doors?!
How the fuck this nonsensical and asinine (affectionate) game has actual lore?!?
But for some reason, all of that reality-bending magic mumbo-jumbo wasn't enough to stop a fat, balding, middle-aged and greasy italian man fueled by anxiety and rage, and I find this ultra hilarious?! This old-timey twink just got his shit rocked by an italian bear and was then disposed of by a ressurrected John, Team Rocket style?! And I absolutely love it and I'll cherish this information forever and ever?!?
Also, this remix of Unexpectancy, Part 2 FUCKS immensely:
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kyeterna · 1 year ago
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Very long post explaining whether i could win in a fight against (a portion of) my oc's or not.
Every iteration of my sona Kyeterna (even the csmp ones): I am getting my ass beat, especially by Mordei, next-
Renacinis: I would never raise a hand against this angel, even if held at gunpoint
Jau: I am sent to the ER
Emi: I can probably beat that nerd. Maybe.
Katsuo: Yes.
Dom: I am beating that twink up, they have no chances against me
Damon: In terms of pure physical strength, I think we would be equal, so hard to tell. And the fact that he is smart and annoying could swing the favour either way.
Ropho: I could NEVER hit a child, even if it is a robot. So I am getting my ass beat.
Nannybot: I am losing. 100%
Veronica: I would never raise my hand against a woman. No don't look at the previous nor the following entries-
Nick: Can I beat a 27 year old tired salaryman? I mean to be fair I could probably just intimidate him by my glare, I have done that to a man twice his age and size
Cassidy: her? yeah. The eldritch being that follows her around? NO.
Savantha: I would love her to beat me up. But she wouldn't do it. She's too kind. But she could. I would love her to. But she w-
Carrots: that kid is giving me rabies during the fight. Could i defeat them? Sure, but with all those bites I am definitely contracting a disease so who is the real winner here.
Noxatra: I am destroying her. Even if she uses magic I am so destroying her both mentally and physically. Bro's built like a twig, I will snap her in half
Irene Chronidi Star Team: I am so losing. It's so over.
Yvhris: I think I could take her. But she is sooo cute, I'd rather just hug her
K.A. (Universe Building Tutorial): Hahah she has no chance of winning against me
Dennis (UniBTut): a close call, but he does defeat me in the end.
Kali (UniBTut): I would gladly do it.
Gondeil Aspirations
Caroline: I am so dead
Rei: I lose, but we could become great friends in the process so do I really lose?
Leo: I wanna say I would beat his ass but no, I am losing unless he decides to be too silly and gets himself into an accident mid fight, defeating himself.
Mary: I am so dead
actually I am losing against all the characters in Gondeil Aspirations there is no point in continuing this list-
Impossible Wish
Ikaros: in the beginning of the story? Yeah. By the end? NOOOOOOOOOO
Iliana: I am lucky if I even survive all the burns I am getting
Syphos: in a physical fight absolutely, but he would find a way to put me in tons of debt to loansharks without my knowledge so like I am losing in life.
Claire: I am so beating her ass, nerd.
Charis: I am NOT surviving those burns
Shindag: I die from a heart attack before the fight even starts because of how intimidating he is
Search Party of Four
Dimitra: I AM DEFEATING THIS NERD GLORIOUSLY
Kassandra: I am leaning towards no, mostly because she could probably compell me to give up and then she'd punch me, knocking me out
Roza: She will break bones of mine
Lucy: I am running towards her to throw the first punch. From a car passing by, a banana peel is thrown right in front of my feet. "That is weird" I think and widen my step just enough as to not step on it. Little did I know that right where i was about to step was a puddle of oil on marble. My foot slips, I lose my balance and do a split. That damages my muscles as I am not flexible enough. The sudden surge of pain causes me to faint, hitting my head on a very conveniently placed glass box, causing it to break and cut my face badly. Lucy has not moved at all from the beginning, as she is watching me terrified.
Ioanna: I win
Clients from Hell:
I will be 100 emoji with you, I am beating the asses of every single human lawyer there. I stand no chance against any angel or demon. I rest my case
Exokosmoi:
I can probably beat those two nerds (<- a fool)
Cards Swords and Cups:
If magic is allowed to be used, I lose, if not, I can beat everyone there. Ok maybe not Helen, she is kind a physically strong... But like Marjorie has no chance against these hands.
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rarepears · 1 year ago
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#man#i've been thinking about this for a while#like a WHILE#damian doesn't know if he should hate or love jinwoo (the moment jinwoo whips out his animal!shadows he's gone)#tim is actually the last one to realize what's going on and he only realizes something is very wrong when damian is actually nice to him#ofc it wasn't 'his' damian. tim maybe hasn't slept for several days now but he knows there is something world ending wrong when-#-his little brother is actually and genuinely nice to him#cass is just vibing. she likes her new siblings (alternate and shadow ones)#duke tries not to think too much about it and just vibes with the whole thing. he's happy that bruce is happy#jason still tried to wrap his head around the fact that bruce is dating someone who doesn't hesitate to kill (but then he realizes that-#-jinwoo also can resurrect people which is basically a loophole in bruce's 'no killing' rule and can't help but question his sanity)#jason: and they call me the crazy one in this family#jinwoo is just glad that bruce and his kids like him and his kids. he has heard horror stories about step fathers and step families#man...#never have i ever loved crossovers more#bruce x jinwoo >>> via @arkhammaid
(Joker as one of Sung Jinwoo's summons... and Bruce's kids just have to learn how to deal with that fact. Plus the Joker is one of Beru's shadow buddies.
At least this means they can kill the Joker as many times as they want without Bruce being unhappy about killing?
For that matter, Sung Jinwoo ignores Bruce's "no killing" rule - guy never cared about such morals in the first place, lets be real - and gets around Bruce's upset by making them shadow summons, so they aren't really dead, right?)
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#I'm now picturing Bruce's dimension league and kids panicking about him being missing#working hard to get him back#only for him to show up late worh starbucks a husband and clones of his kids#also imagine bruce putting trackers on everyone like this is an invasion of privacy but i can justify it for their safety#meanwhile sjw puts dozens of shaodw soldiers on their shadows without even blinking#they really are made for each other lol#omg beru would look at the mansion like this is what im talking about my liege#a proper fortification#alfred is too dignified to complain about the smell or mess or to show it#but on the inside he's probably dying#how fast do you think the joker dies? cause like he looks wrong at sjws family 1 time and boom gone#red hood eat your heart out#all his careful plans out the window because some asian twink is an eldritch abomination#i wonder what the social media of both dimensions think#do they ship it or are they jealous? or both via @caranmerya
Imagine the media - Is this Bruce Wayne's midlife crisis? Marries young Asian twink that looks like he could have been a kpop idol? Conspiracy theory that Bruce Wayne married a single dad in hopes of adopting more kids? Plus theories about how single dad hooked up with a billionaire for the Money and maybe this guy had the brilliant plan all along by adopting all the kids that match Bruce's criteria (black hair, blue eyes).
Hm, does Sung Jinwoo have a Damian? In that world, did Talia even get Bruce's DNA for a kid? Or did she aim straight for Sung Jinwoo (and failed)? What's even up with Ra here? Is Igris going "oopsie" when Ra is found dead?
Bruce's kids are just shocked and overwhelmed at just How Bad With tech their counterparts are. They are like "WTF" and cannot comprehend such a thing.
Sung Jinwoo's kids have a lot more diverse experiences - lots of extracurriculars, traveling around the world (and galaxy cough) to go sightseeing with their dad, and more. They don't really have much free time to be gaming or being on the internet - there's so many cooler things to do.
This is like internet addicted kids meeting... normal kids.
Things are weird.
[More in #where in Batman stumbles upon a universe where Sung Jinwoo adopted his kids AU]
It’s Thanksgiving! So in the spirit of American thanksgiving, I would like to thank @arkhammaid for being such an awesome friend and mutual and give another plotbunny to you:
Batman gets thrown into another dimension...
And in this dimension, all his children were adopted by another rich black hair man who saves the world on a weekly basis. What's even stranger is that this billionaire is not someone he's familiar with at all.
He doesn't know how to feel about this. Why isn't this world's version of Bruce Wayne aka Batman their father? What happened? But that's not so important questions to ask. What is more important is making sure that this unknown male is treating this dimension's version of his kids well.
And thus begins Batman's (futile) attempts to stalk one Sung Jinwoo while he waits for JLA to find him and beam him back to his home dimension.
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altblock-tm · 2 years ago
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Give me a cursed alphabet of OC lore.
Let it be known that all of this is come up off the top of my head and will likely be very crackheaded but. oh boy.
Ass: It doesn't happen often but sometimes I have characters that are caked up. CEO (the gal in my pfp) happens to be one of them
Bastard: My villain OCs. Notably Thirio, Assourdi, and Bi.
Cringefail: Outlander. He's dramatic and proud and petty but I love to shake him like a wet rag
Demon: Plenty of OCs! Like previously, the Outlander. Also Dr. Kruger and Rynne have been demonically influenced... though I might change the lore on that.
Eldritch: A good amount of OCs are eldritch gods. Thirio, Nova, Attakai and many more.
Flirtatious: since I'm an aroace loser I don't have many flirty OCs, but Zerie kinda hits the mark
Girlboss: Not my OC but SHOUTOUT TO @corrupted-tale's character Pix. She's my honorary blorbo and 100% is a girlboss
Hairless: LIKE TO SLAP NOVA'S BALD HEAD REBLOG TO SLAP THIRIO'S BALD HEAD
Introverted: So many of them. Zerie is introverted around people he doesn't know well
Jacked up: Hare looks like a twink but he's actually pretty muscular
Kissable: robot tv head OC Dislan is so so nice. give him a lil' smooch.
Laid-back: Zerie's chill most of the time!!! Most. of the time.
Maidenless: THIRIO GETS NO BITCHES
Nameless: Switch lost his true name :)
Optimistic: Benji!! lil' guy has so much hope for the world. you go dude.
Paranormal: How could I not mention the ghost mama Jaide? She's nice despite being very much dead
Queer: Literally all of them. It's not even intentional. The asexual radiation gets to them
Rizzed up: Suza knows how to flirt, if given the chance.
Short: I project on my OCs so a lot of them are short like me. Rynne and my sonas especially
Testosterone: Quint is an absolute himbo of a Man. what does he look like? Man. like. Man shaped. I'm not sure how best to describe it. He's just a Man.
Underrated: Narrator and Brittlebrine, some of my newer ones. I need to think about them more.
Vanilla extract
Wise: Nova was well-renowned to be the wisest and kindest being out there. Before he died y'know.
Xosi: Xosi's just an actual oc. best boy. I also need to think about him.
Yassified: Hare gets progressively more and more confused about his gender throughout his arc and gets some nice clothes at the end
Zestful: Levi, as a little kid, was a little bundle of energy! Before he died y'know.
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creepyimagines · 4 years ago
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Me Rating the Creepypasta's and Marble Hornets Characters based on Fan Interpretation and content of character
《《 Because im original like that. Long-ish post warning.
Lemme know if you want a part 2 bc I can't do all the popular creepypasta's in one post》》
Jeff the Killer~ 6/10
Buff asshole who you wished you hated. Got some style to him, longer hair you dont see often. Interpreted as punk rock and I love that. -4 points for being emo
BEN Drowned~ 8/10
Love this boy. I love Legend of Zelda, especially Majora's mask, but that has nothing to do with this rating scale. He's always drawn and written as a punk-y gamer and lemme tell you when I said "mood" I meant "kin". But yeah glitchy aesthetic, cool ass tunic, and a short king. -2 points for age discourse :/
Eyeless Jack~ 9/10
Demon man go brrrr
but in all honesty, I can't find much wrong with him. Loner wolf style but medical genius, has some humor, but the tongue headcanons get weird. Love his mask though. Blue is his color. Also, "bUfF deMon mAn tAke mE by tHe hANd leAd ME to The lAnd-"
Laughing Jack~ 2/10
Bastard clown. Do not like. Not a fan. Im sorry all the clown simps for follow me. Keeps 2 points for being a weird and pretty original character all around. His goth clown aesthetic is pretty killer but I Do Not Like.
Jane the Killer~ 11/10
Crispy, iconic lesbian out for revenge. I cannot and will not go into more detail because she's perfect the way she is. Next.
Nina the Killer~ 4/10
We do be loving simps, but she's just a bit.... Eh. I love how the fandom reclaimed her and I absolutely adore her scene aesthetic, I just cannot get over the whole Jeff Simp thing. so -6 points for bad taste
Slender~ 8/10
Tired eldritch father trying to keep his homicidal kids alive. He tries his best and he hates his job. -2 points for not having a "Best Boss D A D" Mug.
Im not bothering with the other slender brothers sorry
⚠️MARBLE HORNETS SPOILERS⚠️
The Operator~ 5/10
Not exactly slendy in the sense you'd think but the more Marble Hornets centered fandoms interpretation of him. I personally like him as he's a force of nature that has no care of human emotions or lives. He is manipulative and power hungry. A good villian. -5 points choosing Alex to corrupt.
Alex~ 8/10
Craft bastard. I like his character for a few reasons. None of which I'll get into now but might later some other time. Fandom portrays him as some kind of mastermind and I love that no matter what. -2 points for incel vibes
[Lolol THE funniest thing to me is Joseph canonically saying, "Ah yeah, Alex fucks." on a stream]
Tim~ 10/10
College dude with PTSD just trying to have a normal life. He never got the ending he DESERVED but the fandom is merciful and so many fix-it fics exist. Tim is absolutely 100% a wonderful character.
Masky~ -100/10
WHAT HAPPENED DURING THAT TIME WHEN EVERYONE COLLECTIVELY WENT "OH YEAH HED A TWINK" AND NO ONE SAID ANYTHING???
Brian~ 3/10
Hes baby but everyone likes to forget that he's also bastard who can and has taken Alex down. He might not have been in co-con but he buff boy.
Hoodie~ 5/10
[siezure mention TW]
Bastard man who everyone loves. But the more cp part of the fandom is like "UwU he's quiet shy boy" forgetting that yeah he almost shot Alex and yeah he broke into Tim's home to steal his pills and watch him seize, knowing it would happen. But I digress. Still a complicated character that I do like.
Jay~ 8/10
My analysis on him is too extensive, excuse me while I go die. -2 for being dead but also Skully?
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melody-pendras · 5 years ago
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are the avatars of fear good at kissing?: boys edition
jon sims: listen. i love jon dearly but i really think the only appeal of kissing him would be if u were head over heels in love with him already. or if you are morosexual. which i suppose would be a prerequisite for being in love with him. 10/10 but only if you’re martin blackwood
elias bouchard/jonah magnus: i firmly believe elias sucks at kissing. “wait!” you say. “but that stupid old slut had tons of gay lovers!! the letters prove it!!” well… he had plenty of admirers, sure, but the most flirtatious thing in the letters was calling him “beloved” not anything explicitly gay such as “i enjoy kissing you” (not least because nobody with taste has ever said that to elias in their life). i think he had lot of homoerotic friendships which he never did anything about because he knows in reality he kisses like he learned it from a textbook. 1/10 i hate him
peter lukas: he is an avatar of the lonely which is literally all about isolation and in many ways is the opposite of kissing. cannot imagine he is very good at it. i think the only reason why him & elias periodically get married is bc elias knows nobody else is going to be dumb enough to believe hes a good kisser. 1/10 sorry gay people
mike crew: strikes me as being smooth/good at flirting if he wants to be, which is a plus. difficult to tell if the “electric spark” that’s happening between you is because he’s good at kissing and you’re having a good time or if it’s the terrifying eldritch powers from another world. either way i think you can count on him to leave you breathless 7/10
jared hopworth: i am not sure whether his geometry is conventional enough to really facilitate a normal kiss. this on its own wouldnt be a problem except i think he would try to steal your teeth. someone somewhere is probably still into that so 2/10 he can’t be worse than elias
trevor herbert: while he is a fun character i dont think he is great to kiss considering he is old and anyway unless youre a vampire he probably isnt interested. if he does think youre a vampire tho…. watch out 3/10
oliver banks: probably nice to kiss if youre into goths. not sure how much he is into relationships but can definitely see him as the type to do classic romance stuff like candlelit dinners or kissing in the rain. probably make sure youre in a semi isolated location so he doesnt get distracted with ominous visions. 8/10 basically the closest youll ever get to dating a sexy vampire
michael: man you guys really like to draw him as a sexy blonde twink huh? did i miss something is there any reason for that???? anyway. i think making out with him for any extended period of time would make you go numb/give you pins and needles however if youre in a public place and want to make out he can just open a door. so! pros and cons. 6/10 im scared u will all crucify me if i rate him lower
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artychaild · 2 years ago
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More tag games hehe :3 thankie for the tag Sof!!
4 ships:
Komanami (Nagito x Chiaki) - they're literally so in love they are like bread and butter like cookies and cream like malewife and girlboss they are such good parallels in game they get along nicely in school they care about each other SO MUCH? They're perfect <33
Kamukomanami (as above but with Izuru in the mix) - their dynamic is different here but aaaaah there is so much angst potential in kamukomanami but so much love and cuteness too, but... I'm half asleep so I shall simply say; emo eldritch creature, feral fluffy string bean, and their somehow vaguely normal gamer girl girlfren? Perfect <33
Ougoku (Gonta and Kokichi) - the ANGST of these two boys it is DELICIOUS they are DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE and by their own INHERENT silliness ;-; man who always lies and man who's painfully naively honest, big buff boy and his teeny twink boyfriend, the way they genuinely get on and Kokichi does look out for Gonta EVEN WHEN HE'S BEING A MANIPULATIVE TWAT TO EVERYONE. Why would he trust Gonta to carry out his plan in chapter 4 rather than doing it himself? Why was he so heartbroken that Gonta wouldn't lie in that trial? Why did he beg to be executed too, if not because he couldn't live without him??? And Gonta? He's just genuinely fucking happy tagging along with Kokichi, he knows Kokichi is a menace that no one likes but he doesn't care! They just,,, they're like one of the only V3 pairings that I genuinely see as love, not a good love, of course, but if their situation was different, if they weren't forced to extremes, oh they would be so happy together ;-; in my heart they're happy on Jabberwock, they DESERVE it
Weathersui (Weather and Anasui) - they raised a kid in prison together they gotta be at least a lil into each other. You can tell me Anasui loves Jolyne all you want but! He's obsessed! He obsessed over so many things, but that doesn't mean they're meant to be!! (no hate to Jolysui yall fans are swag just Anasui is a silly and I think even if he loves her that comes after getting rid of that obsession) With Weather he's able to be calm, Emporio says it himself that Weather is the only one who's able to calm him!! And Weather is a strong guy with an op stand, if he didn't like Anasui he could keep him the fuck away, but instead they're playing happy families in the ghost room? Seems like they're dating, your honour.
Last song: I don't remember but I'm guessing it was something from Falsettos!
Currently reading: Golden Wind (I'm only reading it to stop myself rereading Jojolion 😅)
Last movie: Initial D second stage (surprisingly good ngl)
Currently craving: a very cheezy pizza (maybe I should get one tomorrow)
@smallrats I'm tagging you again I don't really know who else to ttag lmao.... If anyone wants to feel free! And bebs you don't have to but... You could 👀
So I was tagged by @claraisms, thanks gnome!!
The Rules: Tag (9) people you want to know better and/or catch up with, then answer the following:
Four Ships:
Sondam {SDR2} - The Gomez & Morticia Addams of Danganronpa, I love them so much!!
Bumbleby {RWBY} - I just -clenches fist- really love them a lot!!
Benverly {It Chapter 1&2} - “Your hair is winter fire. January embers. My heart burns there, too.” is still so god damn iconic!!
Wenclair {Wednesday} - Wednesday had more chemistry with Enid than both Tyler & Xavier. No I will not be taking criticism.
Last Song: Kill Bill by SZA.
Currently Reading: Uhhh, I honestly don’t remember ooop— 🫢
Last Movie: The Purge Anarchy. If anyone’s gonna get into this series don’t bother with the first movie & start with this one. It’s been a few years since I’ve seen Anarchy, but after my latest rewatch I still think it’s pretty good!!
Craving: Shrimp Alfredo.
Tagging: @curiousscientistkae, @arrancaria, @careleus, @skipperxiv, @fantemz, @madamemisora, @rwbystuffbecauseimbored, @alien-tidays & @dearsheroozle.
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