#I love these too much

[practicalsuccubus]

I'm mentally ill so more Incorrect Quotes

Chase- Buddy is mad at me. Deacon- Why? Chase- He sneezed, and instead of saying bless you, I accidentally said 'shut the fuck up' instead. Deacon- H-How? How do you accidentally say shut the fuck up? - Nox: Every day, I'ma getting closer. Gunna take a bath with my fucking toaster. - Deacon: Hey, Chase? Can I get some dating advice? Chase: Just because I'm with Buddy doesn't mean I know how I did it. - Chase: Hey, Buddy, are you okay? I just wanted to check in on you because I haven't seen any lightning flash ominously while a flock of crows flies overhead or heard your menacing evil laugh for the last few days and I'm getting worried. I care about you. - Prunella: Is Deacon always like this when he loses? Chase: Oh, yes. You should’ve been here for the Great Jenga Tantrum. Deacon: YOU BUMPED THE TABLE AND YOU KNOW IT! - Nox: I is having a bad day. :( Nox: pls send me ur credit card info Chase: Okay. Deacon and Prunella: NO - Chase: Do you have a bag I could borrow? Nox: The only bags that I have are the ones under my eyes, and they are specifically designed to hold the weight of my existence. Chase: Literally all you had to do was say no. -

Nox: When I say I'm feral, it doesn't always mean that I'm angry.

Nox: Maybe I'm stupid and if you give me food you'll earn my trust and I'll follow you around.

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

[sabertoothwalrus]

let's get ✨vulnerable✨

[kiddokori]

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[introvert-slushie]

Currently thinking about how much Ford tries to hide his hands a lot when he can…behind his back with this stance. Due to how often he’s been bullied for it.

And also, how Mabel is one of the ones who Ford feels happy about showing his hands to because she thought they were cool looking upon first shaking his hand, instead of him being judged for his six fingers.

[ID: Gravity Falls screenshots. The first three are of Ford with his hands crossed behind his back. The last two are of him shaking hands with Mabel, and letting her paint a turkey on his hand. He's smiling in both. End ID.]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[brainrotcharacters]

When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

[kendyroy]

“They gave me runway in this film. There’s one monologue in there. I can’t tell you the details of it. I say more words in that monologue than I said in an entire movie once as Wolverine. But there are sides of the character that I’ve been scratching at for 24 years […] There is stuff in this movie where I was like, ‘This is the thing I’ve been trying to get out’ and I feel so excited about it.”

— Hugh Jackman talking about Logan in Deadpool & Wolverine (x)

[ju-nebugg]

cute <3

[snarkspawn]

did I doodle this mostly so I had an excuse to draw this spite reaction image?

(YES HAHAHA YES!!!)

[taakiitoo]

[palukoo]

three hearts that beat as one | old hollywood throuples anyone???

[wanologic]

reminder to take care of your loser human body

[stimmingandstruggling]

i’m still figuring out how redbook works so i can’t share the video here yet, but y’all.

a woman made a post on tiktok talking about li hua, a pseudonym students in china learning english would write under to american “pen pals.” these letters were never sent. apparently it was crazy common, hundreds of letters have been written from li hua.

and people have started saying they feel like li hua is getting a response.

this woman posted this on tiktok and the comments were full of people writing responses, apologizing to li hua for not being in touch for so long. and one american mentioned how when they were a kid they dug holes in the beach and thought if they dug deep enough they could reach china all the way on the other side of the world, and that just awoke some MEMORIES. like, i did that. i dug holes in the sand and wondered how close i was. “as children we dug holes at the beach to try to get to you. we wondered what you’d be like our whole lives.”

the same woman made a post talking about THAT on redbook, saying it feels like we’ve both been just struggling to reach each other for so long. “i suddenly realize, this meeting was actually a two way effort. it’s like you’ve done a lot of hard work and come a long way before a date, and the wait was too long that you gradually started to forget the original intention of embarking on this road, and began to doubt, is your date real? suddenly one day, they really appeared in front of you and tell you i also made an effort to see you. and that’s a wonderful thing.”

idk that just made me cry a bit. i’ve seen a couple people refer to the feeling of being a little kid at the playground again, awkward and clumsy and sometimes hurting each other but everyone just eager to meet and share what they love.

[mangomercy]

harrowhark nonagesimus is the character of all time. she weighs 6 stone soaking wet. she doesn’t sleep. she’s 200 dead babies. she puppets her dead mum and dad. she’s a nun. she’s in love with a frozen corpse. she gets a headache when people talk about sex. she wants to die. her bodyguard is in love with her. her weird colleague is in love with her. she gave herself a lobotomy. she’s being piloted by the soul of the planet earth. she loves bones. she wants to live. she makes soup. she watched god have a threesome. she looks like a ferret. this is all canon

[jackalopescruff]

That girl with the fat tummy and loud laugh will save you